The VVitch
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What dost thou want
A deliciously delicious pasta, please
>>70870204
What was his problem?
any one else pronounce it 'The Vitch"?
To dine deliciously
Triple cheeseburger. two large fries, and a small diet coke please.
What canst thou give?
>>70870505
lmao this nigga would sell his soul for a burger combosame
>>70870204
P O W E R
O
W
E
R
>>70870401
I know I do brother
>>70870569
Okay fine, TWO triple cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a small diet coke
haven't seen the movie, what does the witch look like ? is the witch's appearance a spoiler or something ?
I'm legit curious about this but i'm not sure i'm interested in seeing the movie
>>70870401
i pronounced it the v vitch
why didn't thomas remove her blouse and expose her breasts?
>>70870879
Just google it, you retard.
>>70870204
The cunny bunny
>>70870522
B-breh
I for one welcome the new age of goatposting
>>70870204
SHUT UP GOAT
>>70871607
the fuc u say2me
>>70870204
this toy to be real
>>70871706
NEVER SPEAKEST TO ME OR MYNE WIFE'S KID EVER AGAIN
>>70871239
not bunny cunny?
Mine desire for a cute bewitching alien gf is muchly present and I wish nothing more than its fulfillment
>>70871782
i would buy this
>>70872053
pretty lewd
>>70871997
Fuck off with your lewd Judy shit.
Goddamn furries, commit suicide, faggot.
>>70872379
Tastefully lewd though
does boobie-glances played out somehow?
>>70870204
>woo ooo
>black phillip
>>70872667
Tomlinson was hot
Would commit witchcraft with/10
>>70872528
yo more
>>70872737
I'd commit "witchcraft" with her if you know what I mean
the only confusing part of this movie is why the fuck was the devil picking on that family? \also just lol at the devils plan to live deliciously by turning into a fucking goat and eating his own shit great life and great idea devil fucking moron
>>70872891
why is she such a fucking whore?
>>70872891
She looks like that succubus from the first V/H/S
>>70872957
Why are you so rude
>>70872947
Because they moved too close to the haunted forest
Because the father exhibited pride and considered himself without sin in renouncing the settlement
>>70872528
pls stop i cant handle iit
>>70873134
Wouldst thou not like to live deliciously?
>>70870204
To get leaked nudes of Elle Fanning
>>70870522
The things I would do to this argie slut
Wouldst thou like the taste of....doubles?
>>70870204
I want an actually decent period horror flick.
>>70870401
I pronounce it "The Vuh-vitch."
Would thou like to meme deliciously?
>>70870401
yep said the 'v' but more exaggerated
>>70873306
gud fuccn lord
>>70873306
Name of the slut?
>>70870879
There's a couple of them. One is a disgusting old woman who you see naked. One is a hot milf who you don't see naked. And one isthe hot blonde girl.
>>70873306
I wanna shove my face in there
>>70875311
+1
But if I mention it in real life I call it "witch" because I'm not an autist.
>>70876076I wonder what it smells like
To serve the Lord my God
With a bitchin' plate of nachos.
To snuggle the Phillip. =3
>>70870401
I say "Ze Veech".
>>70873095
good thinking
it's one of my favs this year
>>70876330
its bewitching
>>70876330
She really looks better brunette. I think that's her natural color, right?
>>70870522
>>70870522
I would liberate her falklands if you catch my meaning
>>70876681
her roots are blonde so I'm guessing shes a natural but bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes so what would I know
>>70876724
Can you explain yourself?
>>70876724
ahhaha u dirty dog
a talking... goat?
>>70876664
No wonder black phillip is so smug
How can any innocent christian resist the allure
>>70876724
she is literally falklands, half argie, half british
>>70873306
> Lo! A most fairest maid of six and ten.
> Of umber locks and dainty shift thy hath
> been set upon by decrepit, shifty orbs!
> Wouldst thou had such taste was lost upon thine Macbeth.
> 'Tis now any who proclaimeth her be untoward,
> for 'tis indeed the King's Divine Due to lay claim most Cardinal.
>>70876916
this is lewd???
>>70876916
> a King hath forgotten his face.
> O' full of scorpions is my mind!
>>70870432
Damn, that nigga got roasted.
>>70876995
fuck you
I want to ride eternal
Shiny and chrome
>>70876976
>Come, seeling night,
>Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day;
>And with thy bloody and invisible hand
>Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond
>Which keeps me pale! Light thickens; and the crow
>Makes wing to the rooky wood:
>Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
>While night's black agents to their preys do rouse
one the best plays ever tbqhwy
>>70877010
I wantherto ridemeeternally
>>70877052
> Forsooth, brother.
>>70877053
I DIDNT KNOW GRIMETH WAS A VVITCH
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform#responses
THAT ENDING WASASS
>>70878186
Body double
>>70878447
FUTURE ASS EXPERT
>>70878447
jokes on you nerd, you can't ruin this for me because I already fapped
>>70878186
banned in ireland
>>70870401
My friend and I spent the first several minutes of this movie making up different pronunciations for the title, escalating at one point to "The *engine revving noise* Vitch". The theater was almost empty and we just got out of Cloverfield and expected this movie to suck.
Our balls got blown clean off that night.
>>70870204
Did they intentionally buy a goat that looked smug as shit all the time?
>>70878926
They got him for the horns alone. And also he was the most difficult thing to work with on set, resulting in some scenes getting cut. Also hospitalized one of the actors.
>>70870204
Thomasin's butthole tbqh.
>>70879084
based
>>70879084
The guy who played the father?
Also, Caleb's death was the best scene in the movie. Thomasin's actress was great but the boy who played Caleb reached the highest acting peak in the movie.
>>70879259
Yes, Ralph Ineson.
My personal favorite scene was Thomasin scaring Mercy by the river. You know she's lying, but Jesus it's creepy. Although there were lots of great scenesthat I totally ripped off for a photography class assignment.
>>70871208
She did but only for Satan.
>>70872668
hehe, nice one anon.
>>70879084
He was fucking alpha. I wonder if he tried to sniff Thomasin's buttery deliciousness.
Just finished watching it. So the Devil isa pirate????
>>70881589
He's amuslim, actually. Pretty based of the director to show their true colors.
>>70870204
I want you to stop shilling this shitty meme movie, faggot.
