So this is what's called a lunchtime poll: You win 5 million dollars in the publisher's sweepstakes, and the same day that whats-his-face gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do with the money?
>>70848178
Shitpost about lunchtime polls on TV
I dropped the movie because of those shoulder pads.
I spend it. Boom.
>>70848178
Entire monetary system falls apart when there's no future beyond two days. The money is worthless.
>>70848178
Burn it for warmth.
I'd give Winona a lunchtime pole
>>70848178
>go to zoo
>buy a lion
>put a remote-control bomb up its butt
>push the button on the bomb and me and the lion die as one
>>70848604
Just put the bomb up your own ass, don't get buttfucked vicariously by an unwilling beast you sadistic dipshit.
I'll rip your prostate out like an aztec
>>70848209
>dropping Heathers
but it's so very
>>70848209
>not liking shoulder pads
>>70848578
The water cascading down her tits will never ever get old. I could watch that all day.
>>70848796
This. So much this.