More jokes!
>>70839057
she's the qtist :3
emilia clarke's acting
>D&D try to be funny
>I've heard jokes before
>This was unfunny and you should be ashamed of yourself
>*spits*
what did he mean by this?
how do brown cute girls smell?
>>70839057
here's mine
kuffar are divided in 2 parts : the head and the body
>>70839496
>what did he mean by this?
She's getting uppity again.
So is game of thrones a sitcom now or what?
>>70839496
I've literally been skipping their scenes for the past few episodes, so fucking boring.
They've been in in one room for the entire season
>>70839542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw
>>70839503
Cocoa butter and plough sweat.
The guys at the campfire were WAY funnier
>>70839620
Watching the mountain rip the head off that cultist was funnier than this shit
>>70839503
Like bags of mud
>>70839577
This week was by far the worst. Literally painful. Had a good laugh when the sound fx department rattled a table to signify daenarys landing a dragon on the roof as the Special fx guys had no more budget. As usual.
>>70839057
Kind of weird to write that scene
Kind of strange to shoot it
Absolutely incomprehensible that they actually left it in
Why do D & D hate us so much?
>>70840085
That was probably the best part of the episode, yeah.
>>70840310
They have no respect for us because we still watch
>>70839057
they were breaking the fourth wallthe show is a joke
>>70840310
No it just the level of plebyness and normalfaggyness are unbelievable at this point.
The show need to be put down, it's just pure suffering.
>>70840343
It was reddit tier shit.
>establish the shitty tired overused le rude gross rapist white skinheads xD
>le hero appears from nowhere and starts butchering them
Did he even have any reason to kill them? Did he know they killed the villagers? I don't even know. The whole thing was stupid as fuck from the beginning and completely unnecessary from storytelling point of view. There's also no need to kill one of the best characters/actors the show had in recent memory.
>>70840441
What are you even talking about
that scene was just there to waste time. it didn't advance the plot. there was no further understanding of the characters. jokes weren't even funny.
>>70839057
Missandei a cute! a CUTE!
>>70840463
Oh shit
Thought for reason you were replying to a post about Sandor
My point still stands though, fuck that shit.
I didn't get the Stark joke. Were they established as being tight fisted at any point. It's being told from a Lannister perspective, did the Starks display unusual frugality toward them? I don't remember this coming up at any point in the series.
she's super cute and hot and is a pretty good actress. though maybe it's because almost everyone acts badly next to her.
She will have a great career after GoT. she'll be taking the roles Zoe Saldana is too old for.
>>70840535
I guarantee you this scene was written by a woman.
>>70839057
that tummy tho
>>70840535
The joke is that scots- I mean northerners like ale and will fight you if they think you stole it from them.
>>70839057
BITCH GETS THE DICK DONT EVEN GAF ABOUT RACEMIXING
>>70840535
The best explanation I have is northerners are generally less civilized
>>70840535
It wasn't about frugality, it was about making every drop count.
The joke being that they're drunk Scotsmen.
>>70839057
These moments are so cringy. I keep skipping them.
>>70840602
>scots
Fuck I hope the writers didn't sink that low and weren't actually going for that
>>70840652
I know, so problematic right? UGH.
>>70840697
that's her? jesus christ that gif is ancient.
>>70840471
and when hundreds of ships show up and start attacking them we get to see that for maybe 10 seconds. Before dany shows up and will probably just fix everything somehow like always. The showwriters have no idea how to make anything exciting unless it involves swordfighting or characters running away from something and even then it's terrible.
>>70840697
diamonds every time
>>70840614
>>70840693
No it's just incredibly stupid. Like the kind of things current Simpsons might do.
>>70840652
It's OK lad we can handle the banter. Don't you dare touch my fucking drink though. Or my sheep.
>>70840602
I thought The North was Manchester
>>70840764
This is an old joke, there are hundreds of Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman (sometimes Welshman) walk into a bar joke. Top result from Google is actually
>An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scottish man are drinking in a bar.
>A fly lands in the Englishman's pint. The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his beer away and orders another.
>A fly lands in the Scottish man's pint. The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, and just drinks the fly down.
>A fly lands in the Irishman's pint. The Irishman is furious. He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his pint glass while screaming, "Spit it out ya wee bastard!"
So the Starks are the Irishmen here.
The Wikipedia entry:
>An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman" is the opening line of a category of joke popular in Ireland and the United Kingdom. The nationalities involved may vary, though they are usually restricted to those within Ireland and the UK, and the number of people involved is usually three or sometimes four. In Ireland, the characters are sometimes called "Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman". Depending on who is telling the joke, one nationality fares well and the other nationalities fare poorly according to national stereotypes. For example, in England the punchline is usually based around the Irishman being stupid, the Scotsman being mean or miserly, and the Englishman being posh (or a snob but ultimately not the butt of the joke), whereas in Scotland and Ireland, the Englishman will typically be the butt of the joke. Sometimes, when the joke requires four people, a Welshman is brought into the joke.
>>70840911
fucking pleb tier shit
This kind of shit is very out of taste for a fantasy show. Hillary shilling was a new low for the show.
>>70839057
she has mia khalifa eyebrows
>>70839057
If you wanna see something hilarious you should look at my pathetic white cock!
>>70841052
But not Mia Khalifa frankentits
>>70841002
It's a relatable bit of culture that happens everywhere. They also sing songs about cucking dornishmen in the books. Have a laugh and lighten up, faggot.
>>70840824
I originally saw the North as being north of England and South/Mid Scotland, the Wildlings being 'Highlanders' but based on the position of the wall and the Starks being equivalent to the Lancasters it would be easy to interpret everything North as being Scotland and 'The North' as being Northern England.
>>70841147
>whites not the cucks
Not in this reality
>>70839420
do you know that one with two niggers hanging on a tree?
it's a high and short one.
>>70839591
I enjoyed that.Thank you.
>>70841083
KYS LEWIS YOU TINY DICK DISGRACE TO YOUR RACE
>>70841147
Not related but why did Martin choose to base Dorne on Spain rather than France. My history isn't great but the French were heavily involved in British politics in the period it is inspired by.
>>70841320
I tend to think the reach is somewhat representative of France, but every region is something of a mishmash of cultures from different inspirations.
>>70841320
Because the Martells are not that heavily involved, and the French are reflected in the Highgarden faggots
>>70841292
>implying you aren't the maddest nerd here
>>70839057
A muslim walks into a gay bar...
>>70839503
with their noses
>>70841629
...and he bought rounds for everyone there.
>>70841419
>Veil Of Fire starts playing
Was Tyrion in Mereen 100% filler?
>It's a M-word thread
>>70841629
...all the shots are on me! Allah Ackabar!"
>>70840535
I didn't understand why the Martells would eat the fly. That doesn't seem to speak to any of the stereotypes shown in-universe.
Is it because it's something a retard would do and murdering someone's family to avenge him is a retarded act? That seems a bit meta.
>>70842814
>Ackbar
>t. butthurt Lutherian gook detected
>>70842641
rip in piece waifu
>>70839057
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70839057
>More Sand Snakes
>>70840535
I have heard the same joke before except with it being an Englishman (Lannisters), Scot (Martells) and Irish (Starks).
>>70843036
What a qt
>>70839420
kek'd good joke
>>70843020
Are you legit autistic?
>>70843260
Are you legit gay?
>>70839057
I honestly expected memepool to show up
I'm more interested to hear where Tyrion's second joke was going.
>A man walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a Jackass. The madam says...
???
>>70843020
are you pretending thats not natural?
>>70843020
lol spotted the wizard
>>70843325
bazinga
>>70843020
Try and convince me you wouldn't t fuck it while she giggled like she did and fill her armpit full of seed while smirking at Gray worm knowing he could never do the same
>>70843325
Honey, comb to bed but leave the animal outside, Jack. Ass is not for sale tonight
>>70843508
>>70842860
It just felt liked they picked a joke and tried to make it work in their universe without really thinking about it.
>>70839503
Lotion
>>70843555
hnnnnggg
BLEACHED when?
>>70843555
was thinking of that webm
so weird
>>70839057
here's one:
i. am. so. sorry.
>>70843555
That fro really is the blackest thing about her.
Without it, she's just Sicilian or something.
>>70839503
Like shea butter
>>70843635
Are you retarded?
>>70840535
Was very confused by this as well, the joke seems to suggest that Lanisters spend thoughtlessly and northmen are concerned with waste and theft? The marteyll part was the most confusing, they were shown to be disgusted by filthly living condtions in kings landing, why do they land dirty stereotype?
Dinklige even seemed confused saying it. Might be the worst scene in the entire show.
>>70843691
Would've made more sense if it was a Baratheon, a Stark and a Wildling.
>>70843451
FUGGING THE ARMPIT PUSSY IS ONLY FOR TRUEST PATRICIANS
MOST GIRLS DONT GET IT, BUT YOUR UP THERE DICKING ON HER TITS JUST PUT SOME TIME IN THE SIDES A BIT
>>70843737
Wow, yeah it would have. All families/ people the lanisters would have reason to hate as well. You should apply for the GOT writing staff.
>>70843691
Its a joke, its based on the pregidous of the teller, to a westerosi andol the dornish have an odd culture that makes them the butt of jokes
See the dornishman's wife.
>>70839542
Tyrion: *makes joke about Varys' cock´*
*Long '90s background laughtrack noise is heard*
>>70839057
This one time I tried talking to a pretty girl.
>>70843767
I don't want to mess around with no armpit vagina.
>>70843767
Is that for or against arm pit fuggin?
Ether way that pictures got me tuggin
>>70841629
>>70842457
>>70842814
>>70843555
Dick status: muh
>>70839057
Remember when they tried to have a romance between her and grey-worm then it just kind of stopped.
What the fuck was with that?
>>70844068
>No cock
>>70843691
dornishmen probably eat bugs, like some countries in asia.
>>70844084
Yeah but it just ended, there was no resolution or anything
One week it was there the next it wasn't
At least with Dorne they killed everyone important
>>70843868
C L A S S I C
BACK OF THE KNEE IS TRULY NEXLEVEL, BUT WAY BEYOND A CASUAL WOOPS HOW YOU LIKE DAT DICK IN YOURE PITS
>>70843872
4PITS
>>70844136Their story arc isn't done yet :^)
>>70843847
My confusion comes from the fact that those pregidous seem to contradict the established pregidous of the teller, and those of the established universe at large.
I don't know much about wine but they always make it look delicious on this show
what are some good real world analogues to the wine that they drink on the show?
what kind of wine would Tyrion drink irl?
>>70843842
Alright on the team lad. :^)
My version of the joke got overruled but you can thank me for Punished Beric.
>>70844186
cabernet savignon is delicious
you don't want something too sweet because that gives you a monster hangover
drink a lot of wine and you'll start to figure out what types you like, just get the 6 buck chuck or go online to find really good bottles for 15 ish in your area
>>70844186
Franzia is /tv/'s patrician wine of choice.
>>70839503
like redic amounts of lotions.
>>70844186
This is spergy as fuck but where does Tyrion get that wine from?
Does he buy it, does Kelly C or Grey Worm pay him a sallery?
Is it old wine a master left in the pyramid?
Do they get given it as a tribute or something?
Seriously where does it come from?
>>70840441
>homos being slaughtered for offending a religious man
They just wanted to show Orlando support
>>70844416
Jesus christ you fucking autistI have no idea
>>70844416
from grapes
>>70844346
Only if you do the Tour de Franzia
>>70844416
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Wine
>>70844502
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
>>70839057
Hard to be funny or realistically good when your writers are borderline retarded and every female cast member is an atrocious actress.
>aREYa stark just showed us how rey will defeat snoke next episode
>get impaled by lightsaber 3/4 times
>drink milk of poppy
>put 5mm thick blade to chest of full grown man
>WIN
>>70844416
They have a port so I'll go on a limb and say trade?wrong it's a virgins first flowering he just want them to thunk it's wine
>>70840614
she's mixed anyway so whatev
Two northmen were sitting in the inn, drinking ale.
The first one says "look at this building, I built it with me bare hands, but do they call me the builder? No.
And the fence outside mole's town, I built that too, but do they call me the fencer? No.
But ye fuck one sheep....
>>70839057
HOW CAN CLARKE EVEN COMPETE?
>>70840288
true
>>70840614
>>70844671
>THAT SHADE OF RED
CLOWN LIPSTICK, WOMEN LITERALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY'RE DOING JESUS CHRIST
ACTRESSES SHOULD JUST LEARN FROM THE PROFESSIONALS WHO STYLE THEM FOR A LIVING
>>70840614
>>70840697
Brehs...
>>70840310
This a poem?
>>70844823
I want to kiss her so bad.
>>70844905
>ywn kiss her and run your fingers through her poodle-like afro-hair
>>70844905
We all do friend
>>70844905
>>70844954
Bear in mind she'd probably be physically repulsed at the sight of you.
>>70844905
I just want her to piss in my mouth.
>>70839620
>Loras Tyrell? How good could he be? He's been stabbing Renly Baratheon for years and he aint dead
>>70844973
That doesn't mean we can't kiss her.
>>70844973
Where all banner men here no need for such insinuations
>>70844973
>>70839057
[farts]
>>70844973
>probably
With that qualifier in mind, I'd take my chances.
The real joke is how much money their skimming off the budget with no one questioning it.
>>70839503
I sat next to a cute black chick on the bus, she smelled like coconut vanilla and it was good
>>70840697
thong?
>>70844823
agreed. red lipstick looks horrible 98% of the time
>>70840441
Gross rapist skinhead detected
>>70844823
found the faggot
>>70847730
found the faggot
>>70840697
prob my fav webm ever.
that ass is perfect
>>70847127
Why the FUCK do they all smell like this? Can any black people give us some insight?
>>70839057
>getting tipsy with 2 sips
worthless hag
>>70839591
>>70841255
I liked this one also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI
>>70839496
Did they fug?
>>70848008
>[farts]
ashy skin
Still don't understand the hate for this scene.
>>70848988
Their chemistry has become stale!
>>70849012
Whose chemistry?
>>70840911
Works far better as the original
>>70848008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I
>>70839057
>More jokes!
The whole show is one big joke that's went on too long and stopped being funny long ago.
And the last episode was especially shitty with muh Dany showing up in the last moment AGAIN "saving" people.
Fucking try something new for once you fucking hack scumbags.
>>70843850
*some shit going down somewhere in Easteros*
*Daenerys of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men,
Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, Stormborn, The Unburnt, Mhysa, The Queen Across the Sea, The Silver Queen, The Dragon Queen, The Prince That Was Promised shows up in the last moment*
Dany: BAZINGA!
*Long '90s background laughtrack noise is heard*
>>70840697
worth betraying your race tbqh
>>70839057
So a Muslim walks into a gay bar...
Finish the joke.
>>70841173
Lannisters are Lancaster. Starks are Yorkshire. The North in the show is basically Yorkshire and the Humber (Umber eh)
>>70839057
wtf?! I hate D&D now!
>>70849423
>NUMALES.WEBM
>>70849149
It would be a funny joke if it weren't popular. But now it's just pathetic and sad.
and who
are you
There is nothing more dumber than people who complain about something and than do it.
People complain the show is shit and are asking themselves why the show is continuing to be shit, and why other shows are following its trend...they continue watching it.
People complain a drug is killing them...they continue taking it.
People complain a politician is terrible...vote for him again.
People complain a politician is terrible...vote for the same guy in a different suit and with a different face.
etc.
Could you people please unfuck yourselves?
>>70849672
>more dumber
How ironic.
>>70839591
Looks excellent, tbqc. Would watch on netflix while high on the reefer
>>70848706
It's a fantasy show, Queen was a perfect choice. The synthesizer shit would have worked only if it was sci-fi
i make joke
>>70839057
Missandei and Grey Worm walk into a bar. Tyrion keeps walking.
>>70850100
Nah, the Queen song sucked; the one which was redone with the tunes is a lot better anon
so this... is the power.... of racemixing...
/pol/ BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>70841629
>It's getting hot in here starts playing
>>70848008
Black guy here
Black women use a lot of cocoa butter to treat ashy skin
It's too thick and heavy for me, so I just use some nivea men's lotion, and it's scentless.
>>70850458
>Nah, the Queen song sucked;
kys, you underage faggot
>>70840310
Needed to add 5 minutes to the show
>>70850528
>>70840441
>There's also no need to kill one of the best characters/actors the show had in recent memory.
They didn't kill the main guy.
They killed one of his useless goons
Shut the fuck up please
>>70848753
Anon Greyworm has no dick
>>70840614
Girl from Leftovers is better imo
>>70839057
I already replied to this thread with the "a cute!" comment but I came back just to add that she's more than just cute, she's fucking perfect.
Which characters have been shat on most by D&D?
Stannis, Edmure and every single thenn make the list for sure.
Who else?
>>70850520
I'm gonna go out and get a white wife and make qt like in the OP
This is the encouragement I needed
So long, big guys!
The fire rises!
jesus christ not a single webm of the scene in here you all should fucking kill yourselves already
>>70850940
I MAKE WEEBUM
>>70850409
Wow, anon...
Bravo.
>>70850577
He's talking about swearengen, you asshole.
>>70839057
fuck you nigger, i kill you purify the lands
>>70839503
I had a black girlfriend. She smelt nice.except for her vagina desu
>>70844068
>>stopped
They eye-fuck each other whenever they are in the same room together
>>70840441
yeah the hole shit was shoehorned as fuck
"lol, gay jokes, Oh No! One of them is a gay! Look at his discomfort with the gay jokes! What evil men"
"Oh, thankfully the hero comes and cuts his heads and spills their filthy goyim blood"
"So much justice"
>>70843847
*prejudice you tard
>>70840697
What is this from?
>>70853070
Misfits.
>>70853169
Claimed
>tfwywn bury your hands her hair
>>70844146
holy fug my sides
>>70844483
go on.....
>>70853278
Heh, I've been saying she's hot since the beginning.
When everyone here was fapping to this bitch
>>70840535
I heard the same joke with a jew in place of the stark
>>70853278
>mfw i got a qt3.14 jamaican grill
>happily together for 3 years
>mfw her hands is like this, just a little longer
feels amazing bros, and smells like coconut.
>>70839057
A cop in Alabama gets called down to the river to pick up a dead body. When he gets there he finds a nigger washed on the riverbank wrapped in chains. He takes one look and says "Aint that just like a nigger, he stole so many chains he couldn't swim".
>>70850409
Underrated post.
>>70839503
Had a black girl as a housemate and she used to joke that I smelt like fresh milk (drank a lot at the time). She smelt ok just coconut and vanilla products I guess but after gym she had a smell like sour milk.
What was the deal with everyone getting killed offscreen this episode? Blackfish, faceless bitch, the actress, I don't get it.
>>70853568
Hey man, I'm from Alabama. That'spretty funny.
>>70839503
see
>>70853520
Black girls smell awesome, especially at bedtime. Before she comes to bed, she washes up, moisturises, puts all this stuff in her hair. She gets in bed and smells amazing.best part is, I make her do all this naked, so I can just lay in bed and watch her creaming up her ass and boobs and stuff
>>70839057
So Tyrion was trying to make her drunk to fuck her, right?
>>70840614
Now compare with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_i4XvgEVDg
>>70844186
The real question is where do free cities get their wine and food when Essos is depicted as an arid desert? People grow food out of their ass?
>>70854169
grape vines are generally more accustomed to warm climate
Moral of the thread
Fuck the shit out of black chicks
>>70850587
Anon, pegging exists for a reason.
>>70848008
Its usually the oils put in their hair to make it more moisturised and shit because of how rough their hair can get.
Coconut oils are the most popular and they apply it to their hair in it to make it feel smoother to touch and also get
>>70843325
They cut off a joke like that before.
The day Tyrion meets Oberyn, Bronn is telling him "How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?"Two. One to do the fucking, and one to wear the goat costume
>>70854169
They talk about trade, side characters have been merchants, ships all over the place.
>>70855555
t. tradeprince quint-en
