In my culture I would be well within my right to dismember you
>>70837983
I am leaving. -You- are about to explode.
>>70837983
>tfw Daniel Jackson peacefully explores some alien poontang
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH THE SUNDOWN, SHINING IN
what about shooting up nightclubs for pederasts?
>>70837983
Well, Jafa = Muslims.
>If we are caught, you will be brought before Apophis along with us.
>We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
>No. The bridge is too well guarded.
Someone post the MS Paint comparison pic with the roided out Daniel.
WE
>>70837983
Why the fuck did he grow his hair in later seasons. He looked very weird.
He gets... confused!
Who is the best system lord?
>>70838794
Nah just the Goa'uld. Jaffa don't do suicide missions.
Are you saying Gooold or Goa'uld?
>>70839566
Fuck, forgot the pic
>>70837983
>A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's... nose drips.
>>70839539
I want to bear Ba'al's alien children!!
>>70839355
SGU is really fucking good. Why did you all lie to me? Yeah it's not as good as sg1, but what is? Yeah the first season had huge problems, but so did sg1, as well as many other great shows. I might even say it's better than Atlantis.
Science fiction is an existential metaphor that allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said, "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinded critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."
I love the SG threads.
I'm watching through for the first time and I'm at a point were it seems like most of the episodes now are all just story arc. I want my monster of the week episodes back. :(
Currently season 7.
>>70839566
Gold
>>70841186
>Better than Atnalis
SGU is better than most say, and it was really starting to find its feet and get good when they killed it. That being said, better than Atlantis....kill yourself.
>>70841623
I stay alive for Stargate threads
stargate a shit
>>70841882
The only reason to stay alive.
>>70841933
Shol'va!
>>70841933
Yotz!
>>70841933
You shut your whore mouth
>>70841933
>Rygel shitting up a Stargate thread
>>70841933
haz'mot
>>70841844
>better than Atlantis....kill yourself.
Atlantis was annoying because of the power problem. I wonder if there is a youtube compilation of all the times they said they didn't have enough power. Bet it would be two hours long!
>>70841933
Go home Rygel, you're drunk.
>>70837983
I miss those friday nights in the middle to end of SG1's run where I would watch SG1, SGA, and then Battlestar Galactica.
Is tv scifi dead forever?
>>70842616
Actual best times all round
RIP Scifi
>>70842616
Those Friday nights were so awesome. They only lasted about 2 years though. Then some genius thought it'd be a good idea to throw BSG on Tuesdays and the whirlpool of suck officially began at SciFi.
>>70842430
its a perfectly natural body function you retarded ape
>>70842733
I never much cared for Delvian art.
Scariest race in Stargate? Personally I found the Wraith quite terrifying, and the Replicators too
Also ignore shitty picture kek
>>70842616
Dark Matter, which is done by Mallozzi and Mullie, is fine, I haven't seen The Expanse or Killjoys but I hear they are too. They all insist on being dark and edgy with no substance though. Hopefully this is only the first wave, and once syfy gets all the way back into sci-fi we can have lighthearted shit like SG1 and dark gritty shit with the budget and writing to actually back it up like BSG.
>>70842911
If you like Dark Matter, you'll like Killjoys. Can't speak for The Expanse though.
>>70842803
Someone add an ewok on here with
>Furling
>"We are the Furlings."
>>70842512
I liked the idea of Atlantis more than SG1, even more so because it was something new after many years of fighting pagan gods over and over in space. There was all this awesome, advanced looking tech coming from the most powerful race to ever live and the ocean city was pretty and looked like it would be a fun, comfy place to live. I thought it would be so awesome to be a scientist living there fiddling with all sorts of things, taking puddle jumper joy rides, and exploring another galaxy.
The plots never really riveted me though and I hated the Wraith. Their very existence and victory make the Ancients into incompetent morons and ruined their image for me.
>>70842978
pls
>>70843016
SGA had such a strong first season. Shame 2 and 3 were so lame. Too many ren faire planets and too little character development. I used to think Mitchell was the worst SG leader, but Shepard never really evolved beyond a poor O'Neill clone.
>>70840366
topkek
>>70839560
Apophis once literally ran Jaffa into the iris for like six hours just to see what would happen.
>>70843132
If you're gonna do that then you have to add the obnoxious pacifist pixies as well.
>>70843159
Fuckin' Apophis - took SO long for SG1 to finally finish him off
>>70842978
A reminder that this is what the Furlings look like and they created the Goa'uld who then turned on their creators, massacring them and enslaving the survivors.
>>70843174
>Nox
>"We are the Nox."
>Replicators
>"͕̳W҉̦̯͖̙͔͖̬̕e̶̛̜̗͙͎̭̙̬̞̱͘ ̷̨̖̤͎͎̫͉a̸͠҉̺̰̙̯̬̪r̛͏̯͈̭̫̪ͅe̛̬̺̹̠͘͞ ͏̷̨͍̻͍͚̟t̵̮͕͎̳̟̫̞̮h̠̭̙͈͓̰̮̯͜͝é̯̟̬̗̀ ̰̱̼̘̤̤̼̺Ŗ̭͓͖͉ę̸̴̟͖̺̝̪͙̻̞p͖̠̣̦͘͝l̛̻̱̙̕͢ͅi҉͕̤͔̺̠̞̫͕̻c̨͉̠̫̩̗͈̻a͈̮̦̳̟̩̤̫̲t̻̳͘o̬̠͓͞͡r͏̲̖͚s͉̣̰̘͘.̪͇͈̩̦͖̦̯̺͜"̻͖̙̮̀
>>70843233
>created the Goa'uld
The Goa'uld evolved naturally on the Unas planet. Take your dumb shit out of here.
>>70843233
what's that from
>>70843174
>>70843143
Shepard was ok I guess but SGA was the Rodney McKay show anyway so it doesn't matter. He fulfilled his roll as the squad leading guy with the super version of the ATA gene like Jack.
>>70843291
>Okay Tah-Ree, we'll protect your planet in exchange for 100 bars of gold-pressed naquadah.
>>70843339
QUAAAAAAARK
>>70843291
>completely eschewing violence is totally enlightened guyz even when violence is a key and ubiquitous part of nature and everyone else around us is getting killed
I fucking hated these faggots and the message behind them. Even the Ancients sort of had this sort of pretentiousness problem with the ascended beings prime directive spiel.
>>70843522
You're just unenlightened.
>>70843522
I got blue balls so hard when Daniel gets b& by the Ancients right when he's about to shit on Anubis.
>>70842978
>>70843132
Here's my attempt. I cropped out the logo at the bottom
>>70843596
I know this is a joke but autistically adhering to arbitrary principles even when it results in your own destruction is not enlightenment.
>>70843605
I guess it kind of makes sense to avoid interfering with lesser beings considering that such enlightened being would understand how fleeting and pointless life really is, but they're just fucking raging autists for allowing fellow ascended like Anubis and the Ori to threaten all life including themselves due to such rigid rules. It's as if the gods were a bunch of Wikipedia editors.
>>70843655
saved
GOOLD?
>>70843655
>asgards
Who is the retard that made this and never watched the show?
>>70843675
>what an unenlightened would say
>>70843143
>but Shepard never really evolved beyond a poor O'Neill clone.
This, honestly. Aside from the plots, my main problem with the show was the characters and the way they played off each other and had zero chemistry.
Shepard was unfunny and his actor seemed to lack any enthusiasm and always looked bored. Like he was trying to look cool and aloof, but just looked uninterested in everything.
Ronon was way too edgy and tryhard. Teyla was mind-numbingly boring. Weir had some good spots, but was pretty boring in general.
Compare these to O'Neil, Sam, Teal'c, Jackson, general Hammond, etc.
Compare the Wraith to the Goa'uld. Both as a race and as individual characters. Were there even any Wraith characters besides Michael?
Hell, even the Ori were more interesting than the Wraith, because they at least brought up some interesting topics, like in that episode where the Ori prior argued with Jackson.
>>70843330
is right, in that McKay was the only interesting character, but I thought at times he was unlikable to the point of being obnoxious.
>>70839500
He got some dermatological condition from having to keep it so closely shaved all the time.
Same reason he had the soul patch for a while.
>>70839539
Ba'al. How is this even a question?
>>70843522
>even when violence is a key and ubiquitous part of nature and everyone else around us is getting killed
But they found some way around it with technology. Jesus christ you really can't entertain the idea of growing past or manipulating nature to your will?
>>70842945
The Expanse is pretty fucking awesome IMO. At least it has the potential to be. It's like Game of Thrones in Space. It has potential to be the next big Space Opera is they don't fuck it up
>>70843143
>>70844134
They literally waited until the second to last episode to add depth to Shephard....and it was depth to an alternative universe Shepard.
I am currently rewatching all ten sg1 seasons, because I could never watch them continously in tv. Good memories, many great scenes.
One of my favourites is where the sg1 team lays a great ambush for apophis because he is on a hunt and only has few jaffa with him. But he is a god and fucks them up. Great fight. Pic related.
I'm now in the middle of 8th season and it's getting a bit wearisome. Hope it gets back on track the last two seasons.
>>70844422
forgot pic
>>70844422
Could you remind us? Honestly, unlike SG-1, I never watched Atlantis more than once, so my memory is fuzzy.
Season 5 of Atlantis was better than all of Universe and the weaker parts of SG-1.
>>70844513
HAHAHA, Oh boy you are in for a hoot.Quit watching after season 8, trust me
>>70844513
Hope you like Farscape and King Arthur anon.
Those seasons were ok but were a drastic tonal shift away from the norm for the series.
>>70844625
This. They're honestly not that bad. Nowhere near the level of disappointment of Battlestar or Lost.
It's sort of weird, it's kind of like easing you into the fact the show is ending. In the end, you won't feel like you want more episodes and that the show ended early. You just won't miss it, without feeling it jumped the shark.
SG1 S4 > SG1 S1 > SG1 S2 > SG1 S3 > SGA 1 > SGA 2 > SGA 3 > SGA 4 > SG1 S7 > SG1 S6 > SG1 S5 > SG1 S10 > SG1 S9 > SG1 S8 > SGA S5
>>70844811
>>70844811
>SG1 S1 so high
Half the episodes are infamous for their badness.
>>70844811
Allow me to fix this
4 > 3 > 5 > 7 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 8 > 10 > 9
Is there a list for SG1 of episodes that are good or story vital so I can just skip all the pointless episodes?
Watched SG1 a long damn time ago and I'd like to rewatch it, but not all of it.
>>70845181
Don't skip Crystal Lazarus, Urgo or Scorched Earth
>>70843143
I dont mind any of the seasons in atlantis but I think michael really overstayed his welcome as a villian. I also hate how after 5 seasons they seemingly accomplished almost nothing at all.
>>70845425
Or the Gamekeeper
>>70845425
Cold Lazarus. Fuck whatever
>>70845425
Or one false step
How do I get into Stargate lads? Should I start with the film?
>>70845181
Fuck off casual
Apart from Emancipation, you should marathon it all like a man with a pair, not some gutless tumblrite. If you want a short marathon go jack off, 7 seconds should be to your taste.
>>70845666
Satan is right, even the shitty episodes are good
But the ones mentioned so far are particularly thought provoking.
>>70845659
I don't touch anything that's not SG1, but it seems like others like Atlantis and Universe.
I don't care
>>70845729
Yeah some episodes like Nightwalkers, Seth and BANE? are derivative but so ridiculously comfy
>>70845747
Not even the crossover eps of SG-1 and Atlantis that have SG-1 characters?
>>70845874
I haven't even finished SG1 desu.
>>70843218
apophis was great fuck you
>>70845659
From the beginning.
>>70841933
>fartcape
>>70845972
>THEATRICAL
>>70845181
What to watch.
>>70843941
>>70848636
>You will never be a kid again that watched Stargate SG1 on the weekdays and Atlantis on Fridays with mom
>>70849677
>>70842945
>>70842911
The Expanse is good. Watch it.
I love sg1 and Atlantis so much. Wish i could rewatch it for the first time again.
>>70841623
Me too.
>>70842329
The fact that he didn't play his original character was endlessly hilarious.
>>70842945
The Expanse is alright. Very good production values and the first season was good. It's a somewhat mildly realistic sci-fi. The problem with the Expanse is that there's not enough worldbuilding and the ending of the season goes somewhere that might ruin the show entirely.
The Expanse is better but Dark Matter is more fun.
>>70844134
Really? I found Shepard to be hilarious. He wasn't Rodney levels of hilarious but he had this good mix of 'are you serious' mixed with actual seriousness.
Ronon was a good Teal'c but Teyla was just boring.
>>70844811
SG1 S1 < SG1 S2 < SG1 S3 < SG1 S4 < SG1 S5 < SG1 S6 < SG1 S7 < SG1 S8 =< SG1 S9 SG1 S10
I really feel like I'm the only one who really enjoyed the later seasons. The Ori were great villains, the episodes felt like more was at stake. The team were still fighting guerilla warfare but with actual tech and ships, with the entirety of the galaxy being at stake. And they were fighting actual gods.
Sure, it sucks that they had to use Arthur medieval mythology because they essentially ran out of mythologies but the writing was the best it's been.
>>70841623
As do I anon, the nostalgia hits me hard everytime
>>70851831
>still remember coming home to watch Stargate SG1 with father along with SGA and Universe
>>70851754
I liked them, but I liked them less than the prime of the showtime run. I felt the writing just got a bit sanitized after the move to sci-fi, and that applies to O'Neill's last few seasons as well. Anyone who says it's worse than at least the first two or three seasons is insane though.
>>70844422
Well they did have that one episode with his ex-wife.
>tfw solitary man
>>70844519
>>70844578
>>70853344
>>70841186
best scene
>>70844854
Reminder that Carter could have been a really bad character if Amanda didn't complain to the writer after the pilot about her character being a paranoid feminist stereotype. Thanks Amanda.
>>70853629
whew
>>70838794
Jaffa = Jews
>literally the gods chosen people
>>70840391
>>70844246
Filthy traitors, kneel to APOPHIS
>>70853629
Thanks Amandaindeed
KREE
This just in, Emmerich on the Stargate Reboot, specifically pertaining to SG-1:
>Elements of it will flow into the reboot, definitely. The amount of characters, for instance. It's not a two-hander like the first one with James Spader and Kurt Russell, this time it's a bigger group. Yes, there's still the James Spader character and the Kurt Russell character, but other people are equally important. James and Kurt won't come back – maybe as cameos – it'll be a younger cast.
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/guest-editor-roland-emmerich-answers-questions/
>>70844519
>>70844578
I'll be what I ama solitary man
>>70855241
I love the episode when Teal'c is a fireman.
>>70844134
>Compare the Wraith to the Goa'uld. Both as a race and as individual characters. Were there even any Wraith characters besides Michael?
Bitch please, Todd for fucks sake!
>>70853629
Carter was still a shit character. Too much of a mary sue for me to give a shit.
>>70856569
>SG1
>James Spader character
>Kurt Russell character
fuck me
>ywn see these guns fire
>>70856569
Everything I hear about this just makes me mad. I love sg1 and it has nothing todo with his movie. The original movie is ok but on it's own a fairly generic scifi movie. I just can't see how he's going to make anything good that doesnt just shit all over what people like.
>>70856569
Y'know what would've been cool? if Emmerich had just gone cart blanche and the only thing that was a constant was the Stargate, you could create a world/society completely different from Earth that discovers the Stargate and investigates it, maybe they have technology more advanced than ours or something.
>>70856569
With the right cast that could be ok.
>its a "daniel jeopardizes everyones lives by trying to be a diplomatic goody two shoes and almost gets a planet destroyed" episode
>>70849320
3deep5you
>>70857475
Hey fuck you buddy I like Daniel
>>70856569
>it'll be a younger cast
Fuck you
https://youtu.be/UAgODVbPq78
>>70857677
>i'm pregnant
every time
>>70843801
>Gods are a bunch of Wikipedia editors
Honestly makes a lot of sense
>>70841844
Atlantis was adventure of the week tripe with shitty villains.
Its the weakest stargate unless you are a mindless idiot.
>>70841757
Go watch atlantis then. Thats what it was for.
>>70857225
I thought there was one episode where they got to shoot
>>70843159
What episode was that?
Did they say he was running soldiers into it?
Sure it wasnt just weapons fire?
>>70842803
The ori were legit scary because they had magic on their side, the others just numbers and technology.
>>70844260
No matter how advanced you are you are still part of a natural system.
You can move up the chain but you can't really escape it.
Escaping the chain would be escaping reality.
So nothing short of ascension will get you there.
Let's have a minute of silence for all the poor souls who died when they hit the Iris ;_;
>>70837983
>this thread is still here
What's the best episode of each show /tv/?
Aside from the obvious one
>>70861249
Personally I liked Heroes. Part 2 was stronger if I recall correctly.
>>70861249
Broca Divide
The one where SG1 is forced to sit through a court of law to get punished for their crimes against the galaxy
>>70861549
They are my favourite 'serious' stargate episodes.
>>70861249
This, Vegas, and Tao of Rodney are the only acceptable answers for Atlantis.
>>70861249
There But For the Grace of God
>>70841263
>that episode
they did manlet insecurity before it was a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0hW0A43n3Y&t=2m9s
>>70861249
I really like the SG-1 Season 1 finale / Season 2 opener. There's a sense of gravity to it once they get aboard, and the Goa'uld tech and culture actually feels alien and menacing, something that gets lost very soon. The relationship between Apophis and Klorel is pretty interesting. Also, Skaara, and Bra'tac. They'd have to do the premise eventually, and they pulled it off really well.
>>70861249
SG-1: There are just so many, and most of them are of the same (good) quality. 2010, Lost City, Reckoning, Threads, just to name a few.
SGA: Be All My Sins Remember'd, The Last Man, The Shrine
SGU: I'm one of the few who found little at fault with this series, so I liked all of it. Common Descent, Epilogue, and I really loved the series finale Gauntlet.
>>70856569
I want to be excited guys but I'm scared. the two most likely options are either
>falls flat and fails to get mainstream attention and wont get 'approved' by sg-1 fans
>gets plenty mainstream attention and reboots into normieshow galore, and I'm not even a reeeing neet, almost any change to the sg-1 core is a bad one unless you really know what you're doing.
nothing against emmerich's films, but I'm still worried that he'll bring us independence day 2.5
>>70845181
>>70845659
>>70853450
>not the finale montage mirroring the intro
>Hire actor with plenty of experience, charismatic as fuck, he even was the main character on a sitcom that lasted 3 years.
>They fire him a year later when one of the original cast members who left like a prima-donna bitch wants to come back.
Fuck Shanks. 12+ years later and I'm still fucking mad.
>>70866856
what did they mean by this
>>70866944
Daniel is great. Fuck off Jonas.I actually did quite like the character though. They should have had show up more after he left.
>>70842616
>Is tv scifi dead forever?
Not forever, it will come back when capeshit is kill. Wait for another 3 or 4 years.
>>70867024
You got me wrong. I like Daniel Jackson but I fucking hate Michael Shanks. I actually think that Jackson had a great run until he died.
>>70867024
>They should have had show up more after he left.
Apparently there was a falling out between him and the cast over scientology.
>>70866944
>actor named Corin Nemec
>plays alien named Jonas Quinn
What did they mean by this?
I love continuum, I'm sad we never get the third movie.
>that part where jack basically tells his team to not interfere in rape and they keep watching it
Im watching season 2 now from sg-1 but i liked atlantis more, much more comfy setting also more likeable characters, i miss Radek, Mckay and Shepard ;(
>>70870038
SGA made a 'comedy' episode about a guy who uses drugs to enslave a village, allowing him to have a gangbang with a bunch of beautiful women. This guy then tries to do the same to the Atlantis expedition and it's all played off for laughs.
>>70870392
and no shit was given.
I love SG~
>>70870392
yeah thats why i loved sga
>>70871046
I feel like you're the kinda guy who thinks Voyager was best Trek.
>>70870392
Isn't that great?
>>70871098
Not him, but I love Atlantis, and consider Voyager the weakest Trek.
>>70871098
I've never really watched star trek but the main reason i prefer SGA (so far only season 2 in so far of SG-1) are the characters and mainly jack isnt as fun as shepard/mckay combo.
>>70839539
Amaterasu, fuck y'all I got the yellow snake fever.
>>70839539
>>70871314
Most underused System lord
>>70871186
To be honest I also really like Atlantis but it just had so many episodes where the characters act like cunts whilst the writers pretend they have the moral high ground, aka Voyager.
>>70871300
I haven't done a full Stargate rewatch in a few years but I know for a fact that Jack has a lot of funny episodes. Maybe they were later than I thought though.
>>70871686
groundhog day episode best jack episode
>>70850330
Would still bang, with great joy and enthusiasm., while calling her major.
>>70871846
Window of Opportunity is an awesome episode, also in season 4. I guess that supports the idea that a lot of Jacks funny eps come after season 2.
>>70856994
The genius of her character is that she was a mary sue but never took center stage. She was there when you needed her to fix shit and nothing more.
>>70853629
I like to think that she just pretended to be a tough person as character development, then felt more natural as she got a handle of what was going on.
>>70853344
>>70853394
Watching the entire story of how everyone basically got destroyed by Micheal was a great finale.
>>70842803
>Asgard
>We are the Asgards
>>70870392
>I'm invincible! I can't be vinced!
what was his fucking problem?
>>70873268
KOLYAAAAAA
>>70839560
>Jaffa don't do suicide missions
There's like... an entire episode about SG1 trying top talk the Jaffa out of doing suicide missions.
Yeah, they were being lead by a Gaould secretly, but those Jaffa were really up for blowing themselves up with suicide vests
>>70873268
Kolya did nothing wrong.
>>70873268
>entire army travelling to atlantis via stargate
>turn off exit gate
>Sheppard face when
>>70839539
>>70840391
>>70844246
>>70871314
>>70871371
>not best girl of a million years
>>70874243
Ra pls, I can see your boner from here.
>>70874243
When I seen this movie when I was younger I was confused on if he was a man or woman. He gave me the weirdest boner.
>>70874405
Funny since he's the same "gal" from Crying Game.
>>70874405
sweet i get to be the first to tell you, you sir, are gay.
>>70874558
b-but is not gay if snek
>>70843655
>No hippie treehugger Nox
>No posterchild for arrogance Tollan
>>70874190
That was so good.
>these badass motherfuckers only got two episodes
Looks like Christopher Judge is playing Kratos in the just announced new God of War. Good on him, getting some high profile VA work.
>>70843291
>The young do not always do as they are told
>>70861249
Holiday
>thank you... for my holiday
>>70875181
That really bummed me out
>>70875286
>Tealc is now Kratos in a Norse mythology setting
haha
>>70866856
>>70875286
What happened to the previous dude who voiced Mace Windu?
>>70875443
Probably just didn't call him back, plus I think most companies nowadays have a thing where if you voice a character you also have to do mocap for it, maybe he just wasn't into it.
>>70875443
Yeah, no callback
https://twitter.com/TCCarson/status/742928883796692992
>>70842616
I miss the ole shitposting live threads of the last season or 2 of SG1 and SGA
>>70837983
>Stargate thread is still here somehow
Wait, how long has it been open?
>dat feel when we never got to see what would happen if a Gould tried to take over a wraith
SGU is better than all of SGA and some of the Seasons of SG1.
I feel like you guys are the ones that got SGU cancelled by boycotting because "muh lightheartedness" or "muh lantis movie"
SGU was one of the best scifi series ever made and most of you blowhards went in wanting to hate it and got what you wanted.
SGA was not that great... it tried to hard to be SG1 and the wraith were terrible 1 dimensional villains and they barely even explored Atlantis at all...
They SHOULD have spent most of the episodes discovering things about the ancients and discovering more aspects of atlantis they didnt know about to defend the wraith...
But instead they went running around on different planets talking to useless people in search of ZPMs
Hell if the writers wanted to they could have found ZPMs in Atlantis itself or nearby.
The single coolest thing they did was find that underwater geothermal energy plant.
/blog
tl;dr SGA wasn't that amazing as you guys say it was and SGU was superb but most of you didn't give it a chance.
>>70875976
and then converted to Origin
>>70875976
>>70876012
O'Neill would personally come out of retirement just talk shit about it at that point
>>70876010
SGU is pretty great man. I'm rewatching it right now. The 2 complaints i have about it, is that it is serious to the point that i get stressed out watching it, and season 2 got really convoluted with the aliens and all that.
Now, maybe it would have ruined the mood of the show if they tried to put more light hearted stuff in the show. But I still think that whole alien bullshit was stupid. Other then that, great great show. Rush did nothing wrong
>>70876012
and then use it's Origin superpowers to rebuild and remote control the Replicator armada.
>>70875756
Yeah and the SGU threads.
That feel when we never get them back. ;_;
>>70874558
>>70874632
Thought we already laid the ground rules for this.
>you may sex the trap and not be gay
>trap/femboi/MtF penis is not to penetrate your ass/mouth or else you become gay
>you may give a reach around to be respectful
>you should also buy your trap sexy/cute clothes to wear in public. It's your job to make sure your trap looks fem enough in public.
Follow these rules and you won't be gay.
>>70876155
Every once in a while there was what I would call a light hearted moment, and it was always nice to see.
>>70873268
Overwhelming force and nothing to use it on
GOAT daytime show right here.
Every season was good imo.
Daniels' goody 2 shoes bit tended to get on my nerves until he gave the Ori priests the verbal smackdown. Felt good bruh.
>>70876010
SGU started out as an amazing show, but eventually suffered the same fucking fate that most sci-fi shows do: they get bogged down by bullshit drama that nobody cares about and the actual sci-fi/adventure takes a backseat/side-seat to the premise of the show.
Which causes huge drops in ratings and then eventually the show is cancelled. Also, SGU for some reason really REALLY LOVED kicking the puppy.
Eli, along with Rush, were two of the best done characters in the show and the show often went out of its way to kick them when they were down or take advantage of them willy nilly.
Oh Eli, you like what's her face; wooo, she's gonna go fuck Scott. Then she's gonna whine about how life is terrible. Oh Eli, you loved the red head; yeah, fuck you, we're gonna kill her off right after you found a place with her.
Oh Eli, we don't have enough energy to jump to a system with the right type of star in order to harvest its energy so that we can make an extra galactic jump? Well too bad fucker, everyone's going into cryo; you can go die on the ship all alone as it traverses the distance between the galaxies.
Jesus. SGU deserved to be cancelled.
>SGU started out as an amazing show
Stopped right there, no it didn't. It started out as a fucking generic Sci-Fi piece of shit. Shit characters, shit gritty muh drama setting, shit lore hurr muh lucian alliance no one gives a shit about, no fucking stargate adventure and exploration anymore, no stargate typical humor.
Fuck this rotten piece of noxious shit show forever.
>>70877631
I knew SGU was the worst Stargate when I heard some blonde bimbos buzzing about it at college.
>be seeing the sights at luxor
>convoy of buses full of russian tourists arrive
>two hot ukranian nerd grills in front of me in line
>both wearing skimpy singlet tops
>both have giant back tattoos dedicated to stargate
>one has an actual stargate the size of a dinner plate
good times
>>70844285
I'm not sure about space opera or epic. The book series is ok but contrived.
>>70877631
>judges SGU by SG1 standards
comes up short because it tries to be its own show
despite being galactica tier quality is hated because its not the same feel as SG1 and SGA
cancelled because fans are butthurt and because "Syfy" moved it from friday to monday.
>>70877846
you are the focal point of all my rage
>>70877846
I'd place SGU as a show just under Pat Sajak's talk show attempt. That show at least made an attempt.
>>70878362
My god, how will I survive?
>>70844811
Farscape seasons 1-4>Stargate Seasons 2-7>Stargate Atlantis all seasons>Stargate Season 1>Voyager>anything involving the Ori
>>70878538
You forgot to add Enterprise after Voyager or under Ori seasons.
>>70878538
>Putting Voyager before any other Star Trek series
Are you okay?
>>70875286
I just watched that trailer and boy am I getting that kinda "nostalgia hype." I haven't even bothered to jump to the new generation since I don't really play videogames anymore but I think I might want to try that. Judge sounds like an amazingly good fit for Kratos too.
>>70837983
>it's a Samantha is attacked by a vampire sponge episode
>>70878467
wasn't posturing anon
just hate ppl that dont like SGU
nothing personal
>>70878825
Did somebody moved your rock again?
>>70878825
When did I say that I don't like SGU?
>>70853629
So should we gag her or not?
>>70880136
Dear diary,
Jackpot....
>>70880136
>tfw you will never capture and restrain sam only to have her get untied, elbow you in the face and escape, leaving you bloody on the ground watching her ass jiggle as she runs away
I FUCKING LOVE STARGATE!
Just a comfy fucking show. I almost in a constant rewatch status of Either SG1, Atlantis or Universe.
SG1 is just comfy as fuck. While the first half of season 1 and the whole Ori thing are skippable, they just do so much. Some arcs drag a little, but god damn there is some good moments.
Atlantis is my favorite overall. McKay is my hero. If I could get a replica of that picture of him from the episode where him and Shepard are playing the game with and it affects the planets with the Sattelites.. Oh hot damn, front and center living room! The cycled some charectors out and brought new ones in, kept things fresh. The only critisim I have is when they basically do an episode and they even say "I read a mission report when SG1 ran into something simular to this", that happend more than once. And yes, the Wraith are the best "Enemy Race" in all of Stargate.
SGU was just great. Darker, more drama. The tension in the crew. Just an amazing show with so much potential. 2 Seasons was not enough!
>>70881275
Please tell me this is some IMDB pasta.
>>70861249
Lost City was a pretty freaking spectacular two hours of television.
Like it was good enough that if something had gone wrong and the series hadn't been renewed after that... that would have been a pretty satisfactory series finale.
>>70849320
T-thanks Oma
>>70882916
Probably, but he would be spot on if only he left out the part about Atlantis being good.
>>70883920
universe*
>>70875286
Yo what if Kratos get to wield something like a GOOLD staff.
>>70881275
>>70857677
>>70857860
Aww shit I forgot all about that!
