You've pissed off Anton Chigurh and he's coming to kill you. The protagonist from the last movie you watched is your only defense.
How fucked are you?
That rabbit from Zootopia. I still have the 50/50 coin flip I guess.
Jay from It Follows.
Could try and get one last fuck I guess.
>One Hour Photo
unless Anton also happens to be one of those robots from Itchy and Scratchy land, I'm fucked
>>70835905
Citizen Kane.
Id say im okay. Living good, really.
>>70835905
They'll just magic him away. Woody Harelson will have another chance, I guessSeriously, this movie was absolute dogshit. Star-studded cast, high ratings on IMDB, and it's absolute. fucking, dog. shit.
Raymond Babbitt. I think I'm kind of fucked.
>>70835905
>Michael Fassbender as Macbeth
Pretty solid
I just watched this so Anton v Anton
This is even worse.
the dude from Mononoke. Suck it Anton
John Grant from Wake in Fright. I'm screwed. Dude couldn't go on a bender...
>>70835905
>the 40 year old virgin
hilarity and yelling ensues
>>70836073
>your only defence is a guy who will literally hand you to Chigurh just to film what he does with you
Jesus christ you fucked up
Saw 6
Who even is the protagonist in it?
do I get HAL or Dave?
>>70835905
Jason Borne. It will be a helluva show no matter what.
XXXX from Layer Cake.
I'm le fucked.
>Bill Murray from Groundhog Day
RIP
>>70835905
King Arthur from Excalibur.
I like my chances.
>scooby doo
and I aint got no damn scoobie snax
>>70835905
>protagonist from last movie
who the fuck is that in XMen Apocalypse? Charles?
I think I'll be okay.
Could be worse
>>70835905
>Schultz brothers from Foxcatcher
Well, I mean, one is a weak minded nutcase and the other got shot dead by an old man, so I guess I'm pretty well fucked.
>it will be brought to me, and placed at my feet
>IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>70835905
I can't recall the last movie I watched, but I just finished season 3 of Peaky Blinders.
Chigurh would kill Thomas.
>>70836321
Sorry Anon, but you have Mystique saving your ass.
>>70836073
>>70836168
fucking kek
Shinji
So I guess they'll have some sort of gay experience and Shinji will be forced to kill him after he reveals his identity as the movie's antagonist
>>70836271
So he just restarts every day until he finally stops Anton?
Oh shit waddup!
Still not sure who'd win, but at least they'd both put up a fight.
I think I'll be fine.
>>70835905
>rambo in first blood
I'll be fine.
>>70835973
Normies love this kind of garbage.
Michael Shannon in Midnight Special.
How fucked am I?
Whew, I'm safe
>>70836168
Top kek
>>70836433
Considering the dude in The Guest was one of the lamest villains I've seen in a while, my vote would unequivocally go to good ol' Anton.
>>70836503
same
>>70836271
>you must live through the same horrifiying day where he hunts you down and the only thing you can do is learn tricks to avoid him to prolong him killing you, but he always will since he is a unstoppable evil.
>Del Toro in Sicario
I like my chances.
kinda useless, but she's survived other lunatics.
>>70835905
may have a problem
I'll be ok.
>>70835973
you forgot >pic related
>>70836548
unless Blunt is the main character, then I'm fucked for sure
the members of led zeppelin in a concert movie called celebration day
im sure jimmy page will brain him with his guitar while robert plant uses his vocal range to blow his balls
>>70836567
She's a mothafuckin' witch, she'll seduce Cigurh with hallucinations of [/spoiler]her dripping wet cunny[/spoiler] or the ultimate contract.
The last thing I watched was Cowboy Bebop. Does Spike count?
>>70836592
Just tell Page to cast some dark magic on his ass
>>70836321
You can pretend it is quicksilver-kun
Unsure?
>>70835905
>Warcraft
If we're assuming Durotan is the lead I'm fine.
Well,he's fucked
I think I'm safe.
>>70835905
lel
oh god
>>70835973
>with stage magic we can actually teleport people
uhhhhhhhh
>Midnight Special
Try to defeat literally Superman, fucker.
>>70835905
I watched warcaft. Any of protags would smash his head.
If only Anton was a woman.
Danny Ocean
not worried, he and his crew are gonna outmeme him
I WATCHED IT WITH MY MOM ON HER BIRTHDAY OKAY YOU FAGGOTS.
Oh man...
>>70835905
Commando...
I think I'll be fine.
>>70837182
Did u give her the D?
Steve Martin from Planes, Trains and Automobiles -- he'll just be super mean to Anton who will cry
wow am i fucked...
>>70835905
welp, I'm fucked
>>70835905
Philip Seymour Hoffman in A Most Wanted Man. do i get his spy team? they could smuggle me to safety
>>70837432
Yeah, but he could probably find a way to poke enough holes in Chigurh's fatalistic philosophy to make him change his mind.
>>70835905
Could Werner Herzog stop Anton?
I'll be fine.
>>70835905
sorry pal, just watched MoS
>>70837247
Great flick.
>>70835905
Oh fuck
>>70836810
Same.
>roadhouse
Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
I'll probably die but Mel will get vengeance
One Hundred Eyes from the Netflix Marco Polo short.
> kung fu warrior monk.
I like my chances.
I'll live. Probably won't even see Anton before his brains hit the ground.
>>70835973
Watched this one too most recently
I did have a giggle when they said that getting caught was part of their plan though
>>70835905
RIP Anton
>>70836216
>Chigurh walks in
>Matt Damon steps out
>Get some rest, man. You look tired
>BWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What did i do to piss him off?
>>70835905
>
Anna Faris from "Smiley Face"
I'd diehappy :3
The Three Caballeros
So...
>Drive
I'll be fine
lol get rekt Anton, you ded.
>>70835905
Tomas from Winter Light. I think he wants to die anyway so it doesn't make a difference
>>70837432
Is that how he got in the wheelchair?
>>70835905
the last thing I watched is Father Ted, I guess I'm fucked
>danny cobb
>world class expert in infiltrating minds
>>70838314
You were trying to grab his prize
>Kamen Rider Fourze
i think i win
>Glengarry Glen Ross
No protagonist. The characters cobtinue squabbling over who has the good leads while I get killed with that pressure tank hose bolt thingy.
>Andy Dufresne
I might be lucky, Ill always have hope, hell, Andy could send two letters per week to Anton.
>Warcraft
I guess I'm good.
I just watched X-Men Apocalypse, I'm not sure who's the Pro?
>the grey
based neeson will get me off ;)
>>70835905
the Kevin Costner character from JFK
>>70839142
Mystique
>>70839270
I turned it off after the Wolverine Cameo, the whole film was a cringefest.
>>70835905
I watched John wick earlier so im good
Oh god that sentient, telepathic tire from Rubber is my defense
Not sure if that's good or bad
The fellowship of the ring. I can't tell if this is great or if they're all fucked because they don't have guns
>>70835905
>Warcraft
So either that one legolas looking guy or the orc
Either way, I think i'm fine. Unless Chigur gets really crafty.
>>70835905
could be worse
It depends. Is it Michael himself or does he get to bring some mafiosos with him?
i'm fucked
not sure actually
>>70836989
>implying you cant
Lean Nissan from The Gay
he's woof shit so not much use
>>70840255
The fuck are you smoking?
The gun might be an issue, but overall i feel pretty safe.
>>70835968
Underrated post
>>70840278
retard
>Greggory Peck in The Omen
Pretty smart guy so it could be worse. Still fucked.
>>70837837
How was it?
>>70840497
never heard of that
>>70835905
>Tony Jaa from Kill Zone 2
CQC i should be okay
>X-Men
I'm okay.
>>70835905
shit, it's the Scottish maid in Gosford Park
She refuses to pick heads or tails for the coin flip.
I'm guessing he shoots her anyway but at least she'll delay the inevitable a little by refusing to choose.
>>70835905
the autistic alien kid from Midnight Special. So since he can mind control anyone, I'm good.
Hahaha this guy had my haircut when I was a little girl
>Harold and Kumar
Guess it depends on whether gooseling is drunk or not. Either way they've got some serious plot armor so I think I'll be fine.
>>70839582
Gandalf and Legolas can range attack at least, once they see chigur kill the others with guns.
>>70835905
12 Years a Slave. Solomon retains his sense of self and quiet dignity, but doesn't do shit to help me. I survive by not standing directly in front of the door.
>>70836092
this
also nostalgic rewatch?
>>70835905
Well I'm fucked
>>70835905
Paul Atreides sees it coming. I'm good.
>>70841262
shit forgot picture
>>70841226
i'll be fine
The Hound has my back.
I'll be fine.>>70835905
sorry anton, you're fucked
I'm boned.
>hard eight
Sydney is a badass im fine
>>70835905
Unibrow Legend '85 CruiseThe most sensitive of all the CruisesI didn't like the movie either
>>70835905
Roddy Piper
They Live
The fight will take a while but he'll get Chigurh to wear the sunglasses
>>70835905
Deadpool
Hey he might just start sucking his own penis and making cat memes instead of defending me so you never know
>>70841960
cartel killed moss
... I'll be okay
>Deadpool
I'm fine
BATMAN MOTHERFUCKER
I'm as safe as can be.
The directors cut of imaginationland. Can the imaginary characters count as the protagonist(s)?
I just watched The Ridiculous 6 and Adam Sandle is pretty skilled in this one.
>>70835905
I will kill him myself.
Also I got Rambo.
>>70840156
wow I don't know about this one!
>>70836213
you get the monolith
>>70836055
anton wasn't the protagonist though. it'd probably be sheriff bell or llewelyn so same outcome
Yeah we're probably dead
>>70835905
Haha he is gonna mower your ass faggot.
>a couple of malnourished street whelps from Mexico City
basically imagine those two kids at the end of No Country For Old Men taking him down. fuck.
i think im fine
could he take down chigurh?
That wetback is fucked.
>>70836073
Same here. Goddammit.
>>70835905
Pls save me Kevin Bacon
>>70835905
Kyle Reese from The Terminator..
I like my odds on this one honestly
>>70835905
Ave Maria motherfucker.
>>70843316
>Watching Hitman
>Ever.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre doesn't really have a protagonist, but the choices are a crazy old dude, a thieving Bogart, and a pacifist so I am fucked regardless
>>70835905
Was the cop dude or the scientist lady the main character in "the relic"? If the cop dude then I feel fairly safe; his story about the lucky bullet not blowing his head off gives him some decent plot armor. Banking on that dudes cattle thing not going off giving him time to cap the dude. If the woman is the main character then I guess she can blubber and bore him talking about biology while I run a bit further.
>>70837188
Superhero movie with drake bell? You dead
>>70842751
I NEED to rewatch this dude. Haven't seen it in years
>Cloverfield Lane
May as well set myself on fire to save time.
>>70835905
I think I'll be fine
>>70835905
Man of Steel.
Come at me, bro.
>Rope
I'm pretty fucked.
>>70835905
>ralph stomps him into the ground
>give him medal
>we watch some sugar rush racing and eat the candy people
supposed ralph wouldn't fuck up. anton is a sneaky bastard.
Conjuring 2
i dont know, you know....
>>70843793
You die from collateral damage caused by man of murder
but thats your quarter, dude
>>70842891
Yeah, but Cruise will have to witness your death a couple times before he figures out how to quickly remove Anton.
>>70843712
Michelle molotov'ed a couple of aliens. She's a survivor. You''ve got a chance.
Plus, you might become best friends/lovers with her.
>>70835905
>whiskey tango foxtrot
Pretty fucked. Maybe Tina Fey could throw her camera at him.
>>70835905
Durotan from warhammer, I think I'll be fine.
>>70844216
>>70835905
I'm even more screwed. The lest thing I saw was Uncle Buck. The reboot TV show.
>>70835905
Captain John Miller from saving Private Ryan.
I think I win. He's getting me home.
>>70835905
Ellen Page from Hard Candy. Might stand a chance t b h
>13 hours
Based jim can handle it
>>70835905
>Ghost in the Shell:New Movie
>Motoko Kusanagi
Mmmmnope - I think I'm good, actually.
Welp, I'm fucked.
>>70835905
Not too sure who the true protagonist is, but I do have a good chance of surviving if I'm paired with either of the two or Bruce.
>Fateful Findings
He'll use his magical healing rock and hacking skills to defeat him.
>>70835905
Tommy Wiseau is a fucking vampire. He could easily take him on.
The mom from "We Need to Talk About Kevin"
It's her fault Chigurh is coming for me. Damn you parental appeasement
>>70835905
>Jay & Silent Bob
I'm up for some shenanigans
>>70835905
I watched that "Special Forces" movie that's french and it's on netflix because I love operator movies and I tought it was going to be good. So I guess the five guys that are the main cast are on my side. They were totally over acted as the greatest kebab removers of the world so I'll be safe, I mean, they shoot their guns all together killing hundreds and making them retreat (they were FIVE GUYS)
>If anyone can recomend me operator movies I'd be grateful (Act of valor is as shit as Special Forces)
>pic related
>>70845781
She could use her cunny to distract him while you make a break for it
>>70843003
IS THAT MY DAUGHTAH DOWN THEAH
It'd be competitive?
>>70846470
This movie is kinda dumb but this scene is brilliant
https://youtu.be/5i8Shh06qkE
>>70835905
Sean Connery in red october
>>70835905
Tom Jane's character from Standoff, so probably ok I think.
>>70846470
Sicario
Simon Pegg in Kill me three times
could have a shot as long as he doesn't hesitate to kill him
>>70835905
Harry Potter
Decent odds. Invisibility and magic in general is op.
>>70835905
> Doug Butabi and Steve Butabi
I am completely and utterly fucked beyond belief
The paralyzed guy from me without you. Well shit.
>>70835905
TMNT: Out of shadows
4 turtles Vs Anton
Anton is fucked.
>>70836442
Same here, I'm good.
>>70836679
What do you mean? He'd just dress up as a candy-gram delivery man and blow his face off with an IED. You'd be fine.
>>70836034
I hear its good, is it?
>>70835905
Captain America? or Iron Man? I'm not really sure which one was the protagonist. I think I'm pretty safe either way though, friendo.
>>70838161
>tfw you picked the wrong Bruce Willis movie
>>70841076
can't wait to purchase this when it releases
Amazing spider-man 2. I'll be ok
Will fucking Hunting is gonna havta think up some supa smaht shit to get me out of this one.
>mfw Anton gets me
'Not your fault, Will.'
>>70835905
genghis khan
i'll be fine if he has a few mongols with him
Ethan Hunt is the goddamn living manifestation of destiny. I'll be A-OK.
>>70847544
yes
I watched Blue Velvet. Can i get Dennis Hopper?
Please save me shrek
>>70835905
If only he'd get out of his fucking apartment.
the good wizard in lord of the rings
>>70836433
The Guest was a goddamned supersoldier with a healing factor. Of course he'd win.
>>70843130
The protagonist is Sarah Connor. Before she got badass
>>70840156
Hunter S. Thompson, and by extention Dr. Gonzo, would be lucky enough and is enough of a crack shot to survive. He might even manage to keep you alive as well, but his own life will take priority.
Unless he's fucked up, which is often. Then anything could happen. He might think you hired Anton to kill him and shoot you, for example. He might take a bullet for you for some other insane reason.
It's a toss up.
u guys will I be ok?
>>70836548
But will Anton finish his meal?
>>70837897
So long to his neck
JUST
>>70845982
Fuck, anon. Neil Breen is the Stardust of film. You'll be fine as long as he sees you as a victim.
OH FUCK, IM DONIONS KIDDO
>>70845982
How the fuck did you find it? Did you buy the movie or did it leak somewhere?
the nice guys
based goose and/or crow will fug him up
snake plissken. im alright
The girl from blue is the warmest color. I'm fucked.
Get rekt cunt
>Frodo
Are Eagles bulletproof?
Dunno
>>70835905
Anduin Lothar.
I have a fighting chance
I just finished Band of Brothers
So...
Does that mean I have the whole of Easy Company on my side?
The original Ghostbusters, unless they cross the streams I'm done for.
>>70835905
>monolith from Space Odyssey
We're both fucked/lucky?
>>70835905
>How fucked are you?
not at all
Ridley from Alien. I think I'd be okay.
>>70835905
Doesn't matter who comes to my defense. All I have to do is get on a plane to Europe and he'll never be able to get me.
>>70835905
>Anton Chigurh
Who?
>>70835905
we go recruit my neighbors, train them in my living room and either meet Anton with a barrage of black powder or make him join our side.
Chigurh is fucked
>>70836535
Well actually to you you only live it once and Bill Murray saves you because he's probably spent the past few millenia trying every possibility to save you from Anton.
Unless Anton loses to mathematics I am fucked
>>70835905
>Control
Maybe Anton is a Joy Division fan
>>70835905
>the nice guys
I'm for a wild yet comfy ride
Alice from "still alice" im beyond fucked
Could go either way
>a clockwork orange
I'll be fine.
Until little Alex decides to kill me too
I'm not fucked if I do this right. I take these two adorable fuckers and drive straight for California and Disney corporate headquarters. I present Nick and Judy explaining that I am in the midst of a "ending of Last Action Hero" type situation and that the assassin from No Country For Old Men is coming to kill me. Since he is the third known movie character incarnated into real life he needs to be captured and studied, and the Disney Corporation has the resources to pursue this independently of the United States government.
The best part about this plan is the cross-country road-trip with Nick and Judy.
>>70854504
I watched Bronco Billy yesterday...
I have no idea what would happen. Something tells me Bronco would still be alive though. Ex-shoe salesmen are a tough bunch.
>first blood part 2
I'll be fine
