https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN5Ony9W7Co
>cant be balding
>must be circumcised
what did she mean by this
>>70830904
>thinking an uncut flopdick is better
This is what /b/ actually believes
>>70830904
>must be circumcised
I'm not gonna watch that video, but please tell me they didn't say this
>>70830904
funny, sounds like my ideal woman
>>70830904
Whatever happened to attractive women being the movie stars?
>>70830904
is Kate Mckinnon retarded?
>>70830937
You dumb burgers always fall for propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
>>70830904
>must be circumcised
Only in burgerland. Cucked from birth.
>>70831043
only certain states circumcise last I checked and not that many.
>>70830904
>unmarried women in their 40s making demands
>>70831025
No. She's perfect.
Sounds pretty sexist and misandrist to me desu
>>70830904
>implying anyone would like to date this monster
what the fuck is wrong with her?
>white teeth
>not bald
>ass
>circumcised
jesus fucking christ
lower your standards, bitch.
>>70830904
Top kek, these women are so retarded they don't even know what's good for them, the foreskin is a sliding mechanism so they don't get hurt by sand paper dick, nature has a role for everything niggers
>>70830937
Lmao you know there's a reason we're born with foreskin, right. They actually serve a purpose. Cutting it off is L I T E R A L L Y retarded.
despite what these dumb cows may think, the foreskin has many uses even outside the bedroom. I use mine to store coins
>>70832037
>>70832089
Not disagreeing with you, but I relish the moment you try to use that against a real SJW
SJWs/liberals/"progressives" have their own little made-up-word retort against that, it's called "biotruth"
>There's only 2 genders
>>BIOTRUTH!
>Men are generally stronger than women, who have less muscle and bone mass
>>BIOTRUTH!
>The foreskin is a natural appendage which provides natural lubrication for both partners during coitus
>>BIOTRUTH!
>Chopping off your dick + inverting it to create a vagina and eating titty skittles probably isn't good for you
>>BIOTRUTH!
>>70831905
this. cant take my eyes off her, anytime shes on screen my eyes are just drawn there shes so aesthetic
>>70832037
>>70832089
Well cutting it does make sense if you live in a third world hellhole amongst filth and never shower so it makes sense for many Americans who use 4chan.
>>70832159
I like to hide in the park , pinch my foreskin and inflate it with piss, then launch big streams of piss at people, really fun, my aim and my range race improved drasticly
>>70832189
Kek,i love it when they use the '' it lowers risk of dick cancer" argument and try to sound smart, yhea,by less than 1%, cut half your dick off and it goes down by 50%
>>70831083
i believe its around 50% of babies and thats down from decades ago
imagine the shitstorm if it was a man on tv saying, without any irony
here are my list of demands for my gf
>don't have small tits
>don't have big vag folds, get vaginoplasty if need be
>attend to me, but don't be too creepy!
would men be screaming in appreciation?
would the host be chuckling along and adding gems like "huh my secretary has a weird pussy" go cry over a dead lion you faggot.
>>70830904
But 4 out of 5 of them are dykes. What's the point?
>>70832257
Dad?
>>70831905
She's a lesbian, bud.
>>70830904
>"I bet like 6 guys just got up and were like "IT'S GENETIC!"
>Proceeds to go around telling everyone she's fat and they should just deal with it, because it's genetic
Imagine if the roof just collapsed in on those 4 right at that moment. Imagine how much better the world would be without them.
>>70831012
Rashida used to be pretty but she's in her 40s now.
>>70832257
I cover my entire head with my foreskin and pretend that I'm earth worm jim at children's parties
>>70832549
You forgot
>Have to be up for sex all day, every day. When I want it, you have to give it!
He'd be called a rapist and misogynist.
We don't want no wormies!!
i'd fuck the living shit out of her and fill her with my black seed
>>70832257
Confirmed for fantasizing cut-fag, if you really were uncut you'd know that all the pressure is gone by the time you've let it balloon your foreskin so if you did that it would just spill out over your chinos
>>70832184
>Biotruth
Is this an actual thing, or some made up meme? If it's real, then legitimately gonna be mad.
>i'm 5'6
>uncircumcised
>balding at 23
>jobless neet
Hahaha wow, I legitimately feel bad for people who aren't circumcised at this point
>>70830982
UNCUTFAGS BTFO
>>70835457
>Black seed
Why are you even on 4chan for? I legitimately can't think of a website where you are less welcome to as a whole.
Shouldn't you just go to the WorldStarHipHop forums or something?
>>70830904
oy vey goyim, its gross not to be circumcised! just ignore how no other western country does it...
>>70835375
>Imagine how much better the world would be without them.
Kate and Kristen are super talented comedians though.
>>70835601
i'm a brazilian shit skin and im here since 2009
>>70835601
>implying triggering white virgins all day isn't one of the most satisfying feelings
and most boards aren't obsessed with race as /pol/ and /pol/jr (/tv/)
>>70835601
not everyone's so insecure that they take everything written on here to heart and let it inform their personal identity like you peckerwood
>brushing my teeth is hard, i'm just going to cut my lips off
>>70835375
>They're all big down here
>>70835623
>Kate and Kristen are super talented comedians though.
Ok can you post some funny stuff for both? Cuz seriously Mckinnon in particular is just HARGLBLARL BUG EYES! XD
>>70835486
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=biotruth
You decide.
>>70832549
>>70835437
These women are literal dogshit human beings, but you really need to stop making this argument because the simple answer that blows it the fuck out every time is that yeah no shit, men and women are categorically, genetically different, literally the most different any two humans could be. All the differences between all the different racial subgroups of on the planet pale in comparison to the differences between any one male and female, so of course those biological differences also have sociological implications. The same way a child is treated differently from a grown man, different rules apply in different situations, especially when it comes to sexuality.
>but their argument is that men and women are the same and should be treated the same, I'm using their own flawed logic to highlight its flaws
Never feign stupidity to try and disprove a bad argument, you're only lowering your own position to their level.
someone post mckinnon orgasm video
>>70832189
too bad that third world hellholes doesn't have real doctors or instruments and 99% of circumsisions ends with infections
what do american women have against ant eater dicks?
well obviously, balding isn't ideal.
>>70835750
Literal pussy wrangler
https://youtu.be/3aMs9KqCU5g?t=8m27s
>>70830904
>>must be circumcised
There's no way they said this
Tell me they didn't
>>70835824
That's nice, I like it.
the majority of women hate uncircumcised dicks, i have had women outright refuse as soon as they saw my dick and i'm a decent size as well. not sure where this hate stems from.
i guess circumcised looks more attractive but no way am i getting cut just for that
>>70835673
Do you watch snl? That's why I think they're funny, if you do and you don't think so I doubt there's anything I can link to convince you otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMSl2XcunA
>>70835883
they did, but why wouldn't they? most women are now outspoken about their hate for slug looking dicks.
>>70835924
>i have had women outright refuse as soon as they saw my dick and i'm a decent size as well.
of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>70835924
it looks almost the same when erect though... I guess it's just ignorance, I agree when limp it looks worse.
>>70835558
i can't imagine how many people got pissed off at this being uncircumcised is now considered as bad as being a manlet.
what a time to be alive
>>70835883
>>70830982
Theres a list of Criteria;
>Good kisser
>Good breath
>White teeth but not perfect and clean
>Nice hair, not perfect but not balding
>Nice Butt
>Good in bedtriggered
>Good generous lover
>Freak but not creepy
>Nice penis not too big nice and circumcised and functioning all the time
Sometimes I do too much for you /tv/
>>70832188
Aesthetic is not an adjective. Not trying to insult you, just to inform so that you can avoid future ignorance.
I just find it so fucking hilarious that the new Ghostbusters are supposed to be the best thing for feminism, yet the questions that they are asked are still sexist and that fact isn't even mentioned. They really are achieving nothing.
>>70835924
oy gevalt!
>>70835630
you have to go back
>tfw not circumcised
>>70830904
Kimmel is interesting. He makes a joke about the guy in the audience not being circumcised which goes over everyone's heads, he quickly registers that it has and spells the joke out for everyone which gets a laugh.
>>70836206
Normalfag here, I've had 10 sexual partners and only 1 gave a shit about my uncut dick. And she still let me. And she wasn't even in the top 5 in terms of quality. You're better off keeping the foreskin, don't let this Hollywood shit get you down. Do you really regret having natural sensation because this shrieking sheboon wants a hatless butler?
>>70835985
>female circumcision is considered mutilation
>women demand for us to have our dicks circumcised
Yeah. Please let me cut off flesh from genitals so my dick will be more pleasing to the eye for you.
>>70836206
Luckily 4u you can get circumcised any time you want!
>>70835601
>not knowing 4chan is filled with self hating blacks
>>70836340
fuck off jew
>>70836375
Reported for anti-Semitism. Delete your post and next time be careful of what you say and how it can affect others.
>>70835714
>men and women are different so just suck it up and take it like a good cuck
Nah thanks. They're being massive hypocrites, talking about how oppressed and demeaned they are, and then they do the exact same shit to other people. Doesn't matter what their genitals are or mine, I expect a level of civility and self awareness in all adult humans that they're not showing.
>>70835924
hey rabbi whatcha doin?
>>70830904
>>70836078
>circumcised
>functioning
>>70830904
>must be circumcised
One more reason to boycott that POS movie.
>>70836644
What do we call it? Foreskin Shaming?
I'm just spreading the poison on social media with this little gem
>If you claim to be any fan of Bill Murray, who will inevitably post "Bill Murray RIP" when he eventually passes then you should know Sony executives endlessly harassed, bullied and threatened to sue him until he eventually gave in and did a tortured cameo to legitimise the new Ghostbusters film. If you claim to be a fan of Bill, do the right thing and boycott this nasty film.
>wiki leaks quote
>wiki leaks link
I'd also mention Ramis but most of the plebs will have no idea who he is
>>70836664
Promoting genital mutilation
>>70836712
So we don't even need to spin this one, that simplifies it.
>>70836712
Don't forget the ritual involves the rabbit sucking the blood off the end of the babies penis
So everyone who's had a circumcision has had their dick sucked by a man
>>70836758
So it's also rape. Some rabbis even give boys herpes in this way.
>>70836758
That's just Jews though.
You want shock value mention the lack of Anesthesia and the fact that the skin has to be torn off the glans.
>>70836743
Don't take it personally. The dead-career whore is just trying to hint that she wants a rich Jew, wealthy enough to get a proper hair transplant.
>>70836206
>tfw not circumcised
I'll never get any american women but I can live with that.
>>70830904
>tfw balding
>tfw uncut
Hah!
>uncut fags getting this butthurt
Why are you guys so easily offended?
>>70831012
Attractive women make other women feel insecure.
>>70837161
They're insecure as fuck. I would be too if I were them.
I dont get it, it's not funny or interesting
It's like writers are getting their cue from /pol/ "what do they think we'd write?"
>>70837161
I would have been offended if i was circucksized, due to the fact that retarded women still want to push this fucked up trend that desensitized my dick just because of aesthetic reasons.
>>70837161
>mutilated with erectile dysfunction
sucks to be you
>>70835543
I love how people say this as if we can't get cut.
You're permanently stuck how you are, without the decision to choose
>>70832549
this
If the situation was reversed, women would be up in arms.
>dick must be circumcised, even though its unnatural and circumcision is horrific, because I like it that way
>you go gurrrlll, women power!! we have the pussy we make the rules, am I right ladies?!!
man
>beef curtains are disgusting, I don't want a gf with beef curtains
>thats called labia and its perfectly natural how dare you!! what a virgin, he must not know how a real woman looks, he can't handle it!!
why are women such shit human beings? Is it because they have the mind of a child and are spoiled by society in getting everything they want? jesus christ
>>70830904
this makes me so fucking mad
>Tfw small dick (6inches)
Kill me please
>>70830904
ugly bitches. i see littlle balding atheists in their future
my bf is the first guy i've been with who is uncut, i prefer it now because it's easier to jerk him off
also they both look exactly the same when they're hard who the fuck cares
>>70837858
There there, 6inches isn't small. I think average size is 5inches.
Ugly women often have the highest standards because in their minds THATS the reason they're still single.
>>70837922
5 inches? I thought the average was 3 inches. This is very unsettling.
>>70830904
It means she chooses her man based on genetic predispositions he has no power over and enjoys a man that went through genital mutilation as a child to desensitise sex
In other words she's an average woman in 2016
>>70837908
Yay genital mutilation. Glad it's acceptable here in America.
>>70836206
feels good man
>>70837997
When will dick implants exist? I want a solid 8 inches.
>>70837908
pls be a girl
>>70837997
3??? Jesus and all this time I thought I was just slightly above average but damn I could have been man whoring tons more than I did in my wild years.
Oh boy, a circumcision thread.
After 502,492 threads about this on these boards this is definitely the one that will end the discussion.
Is there a name for this?
A show pretending everyone cares about these women? It feels like some stalin shit or when they pretended Liberace was straight or something
"these ugly 40yos say what every man wants to know - WHAT DO THEY WANT IN A MAN! CIRCUMCISION!"
>>70830904
>must be mutilated genitally
classy
>>70830904
for anybody uncircumcised, i bet you have to wash you're dick. i dont have to clean my dick ever. no infection. u mad?
>>70830904
I'll get circumcised if they do
>>70836093
>>70838143
i bet you also don't wash your feet you gross goblin
>>70838143
what do you imagine the rest of the world is like?
so much denial from unfeeling mutilated people
>>70838143
>i dont have to clean my dick ever
just a suggestion, in the future you might not want to brag about not cleaning your dick
>>70830904
>I'm their ideal man
>I think this looks like shit
>>70837997
You ended up killing more men than women you idiot. How dare you show yourself again.
>>70838143
>He brags about being a fucking disgusting unhygienic half-dick
>>70838053
hehe i got ur sick elliot reference bro
*high five*
:^{ ) <==== he has a mustache
>>70838143
Yes let's celebrate mutilating males for no purpose. Thanks feminism.
>>70838143
>cut feet off
WOW I DON'T HAVE TO WASH MY FEET ANYMORE
>cut ear off
WOW NO EAR INFECTION ANYMORE
>cut head off
BRAIN CANCER DOESN'T EXIST FOR ME
it takes like 5 seconds to wash your dick. Pull the foreskin back, grab the glans and rub it with water and soap. That's it. I don't even notice it when I'm doing it if I'm in the shower, it's like washing my armpits.
>>70832089
Just like our gallbladder, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and pancreas, right?
>>70838378
>it's like washing my armpits
you mean you never cut your armpits off? haha get a load of this faggot!
>>70838410
>pancreas
I fucking hope you meant appendix, the whole issue of diabetes is a malfunctioning pancreas.
>>70838378
I've never noticed any smegma desu, maybe because I jerk off/have sex every day so it never gets a chance to settle
>>70830904
>>must be circumcised
I wouldn't want an uncircumcised woman either.
>>70838410
Yeah. Lets remove the pancreas from all new borns. Great idea.
>>70838435
>tfw men in the future get amputated until they are only a torso and head
>Americans on the internet will go "HAHA FAGS I NEVER HAVE TO WASH ANYTHING"
>all these insecure ant eater dicks
Holy kek
>>70838452
>I fucking hope you meant appendix
Yes
>>70835824
holy shit kupferberg's daughter from the sopranos
>>70838452
It can't malfunction if it doesn't exist.
Checkmate.
Not being a manlet not being one of the top choices she read out, if on the list at all ..
Balding Cucked Lankets be mad they can't use it as ammo, but they still trying.
>>70838410
are they all removed at birth, princess?
>>70835601
t. retard
>>70838525
That is not the argument. I don't even know if what you are presenting can even be considered an argument.
>>70838463
Well yeah, I haven't notice barely any as well in the last few years. When I was a kid there was tons, it was actually painful because I had to carefully pull the foreskin back. I remember that my mom and I went to the doctor when I was like 7 or 8 and she suggested that we could cut the foreskin off and my mother got angry and said that that was completely unnecessary. Had a couple of painful weeks but eventually the glans wasn't attached to the foreskin anymore and I could pull it back and wash it normally. Was a good choice, with basic hygiene nothing bad should happen.
>>70838410
>appendix
Research performed at Winthrop University-Hospital showed that individuals without an appendix were four times more likely to have a recurrence of Clostridium difficile colitis.[18] The appendix, therefore, may act as a "safe house" for commensal ("good") bacteria. This reservoir of gut flora could then serve to repopulate the digestive system following a bout of dysentery or cholera.[19]
>gallbladder
The main purpose of the gallbladder is to store bile, also called gall, needed for the digestion of food. The gallbladder is part of the biliary system and serves as a reservoir for bile, which is produced by the liver.
>tonsils
These immunocompetent tissues are the immune system's first line of defense against ingested or inhaled foreign pathogens. Tonsils have on their surface specialized antigen capture cells called M cells that allow for the uptake of antigens produced by pathogens.
> wisdom teeth
extra teeth in case you lose others
>>70837858
>tfw only 7 inches
>tfw no monster cock to make women gasp when they see it
>>70838593
And 10/10 times we don't need them and or they cause more harm then help.
>>70838593
my teeth are yellow but wtf my wisdom teeth are new and they are yellow too
someone explain this
it isnt fair that my teeth grow yellow, theyve always been yellow since growing them as a young teen ppl called them yellow
even the wisdom teeth that only came out when i was 20 are yellow
>>70838652
>tfw only 8 inches
>barely below average
I will never find love
>>70835493
The first and last things weren't mentioned
Cut your penis, get a hair transplant and you'll be fucking leslie jones in no time.
>>70838664
which relates to foreskin how again?
>>70838707
>don't need it
>dick cheese
>STD collector
>>70838678
have you tried whitening them?
>>70838578
What was your argument? Those organs are removed when they present a problem? What problem does a foreskin present?
>tfw tiny 10 inch dick with 8 inch girth
>>70836093
>>70838183
BTFO
>>70838752
>dick cheese
same dumb argument as cutting you fucking ears off because dirt can collect in them. YOU WASH THEM YOU FILTHY FUCKING APE
>STD collector
it doesn't have anything to do with STDs. Did your American "education system" tell you that?
>don't need it
sure, if you think those never endings are unnecessary for pleasure you fucking retard.
>>70838762
Being ugly af lol
Better hope that girl you crushin on is into Lovecraftian shit cause god damn she;s gonna see some
>>70838804
>he needs foreskin to "reassure" him that sex feels good
>>70838752
cut off your cock and balls, completely reduces the risk of STD's and you'll get rid of the last vestiges of pleasure that so bedevil your puritan sensibilities.
>>70838410
>gallbladder, tonsils, and pancreas
None of those are vestigial, you cuck gobbling faggot
>>70838410
I didn't cut any of this. You must be really unhealthy person.
>>70838827
Thank god I live in Europe where women don't think that natural foreskin looks "weird" or "disgusting".
I'm 26 years old and I have a large noticeable bald spot on the back of my head and has honestly given me self image issues and anxiety.
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this movie more.
>it's another people unironically arguing about foreskin for hours episode
i cant wait till this shitty site is shut down holy shit i can't spend any more time here
>>70838681
>finally about to lose my virginity
>chubby nerdish girl has let my orbiting pay off
>follow her into her bedroom
>she turns around puts her hand on my chest
>"Wait, let me see it first"
>I timidly pull the elastic down and let my pathetic 9 incher flop out
>she can barely contain the laughter
"B-b-but it it it it's a g-grower" I try to stammer out
>she just walks to the drawer and pulls out a spiky vibrator twice as long and four times as thick
>"This is what a real man is supposed to look like"
>she shoves me out and slams the door in my face
>I sit on my knees listening to her drill her cunt and moan
>cum all over her door whimpering "I'm y-y-your lil f-faggot"
>her roommate walks in and catches sight if my now inflated twelve incher
>she doubles over in laughter and asks what it's like to have a pathetic baby penis
>tears and cum dribble out onto the floor
>>70838937
see you tomorrow
>>70838925
just grow a beard and shave your head and pretend to be drake
>>70838872
>thank god i live in smelly brown bingbong land where women are desensitized to gross ass shit
hey man congrats
>>70838956
nice reading comprehension you stupid cunt
>>70838872
>free healthcare
>free education
>no guns
>no niggers
>no muslims (where I am anyway)
>women are just happy to not be beaten
It's the life
faggot here, I don't get these women
uncut dicks look much better
>>70838925
You just fap to much, faggot. Totally deserve this.
>>70838781
Becoming a trap is your only option. You will never please anyone with that thing.
>>70839014
woman here, i agree
>>70838991
>thank god I live in a country where women are socialized to advocate genital mutilation
>>70838937
Why do girls like cut dicks?
yes, i'm virgin.
>>70838963
I hate that look.
I'm a pretty good looking guy too. I've always had longer unkempt hair.
People would always tell me I looked like Kurt Cobain.
Lots of girls used to like me.
>I'm 30 pounds overweight and balding and lost most old friends and live alone and work at a shitty Chinese restaurant now.
>I'm dead inside.
>>70839125
*beautiful genital mutilation
>>70830904
Isn't this really the same thing as a guy saying his ideal woman has a pretty face and big tits?
>>70839131
Looks and smells clean
>>70839152
and in 10 years cutting off the entire dick and receiving vaginoplasty will be "beautiful" to you degenerate American fucks. It's my dick, enough women out there who have absolutely no issue with uncut. I don't bow to the will of some cunts I don't care about.
>>70839093
>>70839014
hetero male here, i agree as well
i much prefer uncut cocks over cut ones
they tend to be my favorite dick pics in my cock folder
>>70839152
>*retarded genital mutilation
have some respect for your body faggot
>>70839134
fair enough
test
>>70839152
>getting so cucked by women that you care what they find "beautiful
if your girlfriend wants to dress you in pretty dresses and lock up your dick in a cage because she thinks it's beautiful would you do it?
>>70839224
>hetero male here
>i much prefer uncut cocks over cut ones
>hetero
>cock folder
This was good bait.
>>70839131
just american women over 30, it's dying out. Old people are scared of change.
>>70839125
How the fuck did that even happen in America?
Is /pol/ right?
>>70839192
It's called hygiene.
>>70839271
Didn't work.
>>70839280
If it gets the dick wet then whats the problem
im not dating to not fuck
>>70839284
a cock folder is actually straight if you only save feminine penises.
>>70839131
Grl here, I think that meatflap dangling off the end of it looks gross, sue me.
>>70830937
Fuck off kike
>>70839334
>Grl here
did you tuck your dry little cock in between your thighs as you typed this? did you feel anything?
>>70839258
fuck, that must be tough
>>70839319
>if it gets the dick wet then whats the problem
thirsty fucks like you are the reason there are such low standards for women. Women have high (sometimes even retarded standards) for men because they don't just fuck anyone. If men as a collective wouldn't fuck anything that moves women would be a held to a much higher standard and have an incentive to be decent human beings first.
>16
>hair so thick that shower water rolls off of it unless I wash it manually
>23
>hairline is back nearly an inch, hair is thin as shit and sticks out with that balding-guy frizziness
I want to go back
>>70839280
Fuck yeah
That's my fetish
>>70839334
I think beef curtains on bitches are ugly, you don't see me publicly saying they should cut it off.
>>70839375
poor poor loda
>>70839192
you would know,faggot
>>70839334
>I rather have that disgusting scarred shit
absolute shit taste
>>70832549
Don't you remember the shitstorm from that youtube celeb saying he wanted to date a woman who shaved under her arms?
I swear I'm not crazy, people started sending him death threats. Surely someone remembers this from a few years back.
>american """""""""""women"""""""""""""
>>70836078
>Good in bed
Lmao, funny how you can't blame women for being bad at fucking, always men's fault and responsibility to have good sex, women can just lay there and let you do all the work when they are bad at it. Patting themselves on the back constantly is good, right?
>>70839532
>>70839567
the reason it works like that is because there are just too many thirsty men. They'd fuck anything which means that there are no standards for women, there will always be a dick available to them so they can start demand a certain standard.
Beta orbiters aren't just hated because they act like whipped bitches, they also lower the standards women have to impose on themselves.
>american women want a crusty, dry, wrinkled up penis in their vagina instead of a big, wet, glistening member
What the fuck?
>>70838410
>gallbladder
>pancreas
are you sure you know what you are talking about?
>>70838678
could be 2 things.
1 - Your teeth coating never settled which gives you white teeths. Either a birth defect or a acid imbalance in your mouth region.
2 - Your teeth has more dense material incorporated. These material is yellow in color. See rodents and beavers. These tough tooths are yellow because of their components.
But its just a distance diagnostic on 4chan. Could be wrong what i wrote.
>>70839745
>euroshit women want a smega (leftover rotten cum) filled bacteria cavity in their vagina instead of a God-intended penis
>>70840032
little do amerifats know, you can actually shower daily in first world countries
>>70840055
>yurocucks
>showering on a daily basis
Fucking kek.
>>70840055
showers don't wash off the ugly, uncircumcised dicks are goy, why would you want that?
>>70836462
this
>>70839134
well, kurt died at 27 so I'd say you're 3 years over your expiration date. Time to end it.
>falling for the missing foreskin meme
Retarded ass women.
>>70831010
So your ideal mate is Coco the gorilla?
>all these losers still haven't cut off their dick and balls
>still going to end up with testicular and penile cancer
>>70841449
plus it's way more hygienic
fucking disgusting ballfags with their disgusting ball sweat
>>70835486
it's a real thing and it was first used to criticize certain things that actually make sense like "only girls can be nurses, only boys can be doctors"
but then it devolved to yelling "BIOTRUTHS!!!" whenever someone implies that the boys and girls are different in some way, even if it's incredibly obvious to the point that no one would try to refute it. someone once asked me to prove that men are stronger than women on average. i had problems finding real evidence because no scientist on earth had never done research on something that is considered common knowledge
>>70841729
>it was first used to criticize certain things that actually make sense like "only girls can be nurses, only boys can be doctors"
by this i mean that the criticism actually makes sense. i don't think boys are more biologically declined to be doctors more than girls
>>70836078
>any of those pigs worth any of that
KEK, delusions
Why do uncut men hate cut penises so much?
Or is it just angry cut men who are mad over their misfortune?
>can't be balding
>must be circumcised
So like 98% of European men are out. Damn Euros how will you ever live with the shame?
>>70835486
why be mad about true verifiable facts?
>>70835601
>Why are you even on 4chan for? I legitimately can't think of a website where you are less welcome to as a whole.
whiteboy, there are more cuck and blacked threads on chinchan with a legitimate fanbase of even your whitefags fapping to our bulls fucking the bejeezus out of your mothers and sisters.
a couple of adolf postings and 'nigga, nigga' tier banter has nothing to offer to spite our BBC.
get in the fold cumdump and tell your mom that tyrone's gonna be early tonight.
>every guy cousin on my father's side and my brother are bald/balding
>be me, 16
>Everyone, especially my brother, won't let me forget that I'm going to start balding soon
>be me, 26
>Still have a full head of hair
>Don't let anyone, especially my brother, forget that I do
Too bad I can't get laid.
>>70842084
Hispanic here with a white girlfriend. keep giving them white girls the D. Do your part to destroy the white race!
>>70842084
id fuck that tyrone
no homo tho
>>70830904
>folicle shaming
>foreskin shaming
This is problematic.
>>70842084
>nigger has small dick IRL so he goes to a site full unfuckable outcasts to feel superior
muh dik bix nood mufugga
Kate McKinnon is so hot. What's on her list? I want a cutie comedian girlfriend to cuddle
>>70836206
>mfw not circumcised
It's not like I can't pull my skin back and make it look like a cut dick anyway. Best of both worlds without having to cut skin off my dick. Who knew that was even possible?
>>70842609
>all the girls make fun of my penis
>at least this way it's by a professional
>>70835601
>says blacks aren't welcome
>proceeds to use a meme picture derived from black culture
>>70842792
Got to have a sense of humor about yourself
It's a sign of confidence
>>70830904
>All those tumblrinas in the comment section
When this hunk of shit bombs I will take joy in their pain.
>>70838410
>american education
Also isn't it hilarious how americucks get so defensive about their mutilated dicks?
They always talk about how jews are evil yet they'll fight you to death for their right to have their foreskin cut off as a tribute to Abraham
>>70830904
>ideal man
>things he can never change about himself, thus has no hope of ever meeting criteria.
>ideal woman
>don't be fat
>BODY SHAMING!
PATRIARCHY!
>>70830904
>retarded old busted sluts talking about guys having to be mutilated
>shabbos goys ITT defend them because it plays right into their delusion
Absolutely disgusting
>>70836206
Real talk, I'm an uncircumcised American and I've been with 8 women. None of them have ever said anything negative about my dick. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
>>70843322
>>70836206
Circumcised here, and I've actually had girls ask what the difference is.
I think dicks are as much a mystery to them as vaginas are to us.
Also, I can't believe this has turned into cut vs uncut, instead of the clear body shaming case against men that it is.
Why is it ok for women to body shame men in this way?
>>70843581
>Why is it ok for women to body shame men in this way?
because if you really feel ashamed about what someone else thinks of you then you are in fact a woman
>>70843678
>culture war dictates that men and their opinions are obsolete
>"Ignore the problem like a MANLY man! Man UP mister!"
And we're reaping what we have sown. Thanks manly men!
I don't get the whole cricumsized vs uncirc thing. It's not like you choose to be one or the other. You're either born circumcised or you're not
>>70843581
I think guys care about their dicks way more than women do. I have no way of proving it but I think these cut vs uncut debates are all men arguing with one another. Circumcision is a topic that guarantees replies on the internet. It's kind of a stupid debate since most people don't choose whether they're circumcised or not.
thank god im uncut.
this will keep her away from me.
>>70843752
confirmed woman
you know the rules
Okay are they running out of angry men?
I am starting to believe their entire marketing strategy is just pissing people off.
This better not work
Or else other studios will adopt it and every marketing campaing from now on will be about insulting people.
X-Men's Olivia Munn: "Uncut dicks are gross"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
>>70832549
>would men be screaming in appreciation?
We all think those things already
>>70839192
oh yeah and pussy smells awesome they were both designed to smell but we can take showers now.
>>70835453
moar
>>70843931
My fear is that they've created enough of a ruckus that reviewers will be strong armed into giving the movie a good review for fear of being labeled as "misogynistic" or some other bullshit. The movie genuinely looks shitty, but they've created an environment where disliking it makes you "anti-woman".
It's actually a genius strategy on the studio's part. Using diversity as a weapon.
