>they never did a a Pirates movie where Sparrow has to deal with his way more obnoxious and annoying brother, Russ Sparrow
Sometimes I think these guys don't really know what they're doing.
I'm glad that piece of shit fell into obscurity again
Can pirates be socialist?
>>70830513
Has there ever been a celebrity who's been more full of platitudes, yet acts as if he's spewing revelatory gold? It's REALLY fucking embarrassing to watch.
>>70830513
pirates 5 when
Please post the
>So I've been to the internet
pasta. Also "Do you find this funny" threads were the best. Shame we don't have them anymore
DA BANKERS
>>70830604
It was hilarious watching him crash and burn during the election.
>>70831015
Explain
>>70830513
I always wanted Heath Ledger for that role.
>>70831056
Tried to get everyone to not vote since he claimed it was a waste of time then at the last minute turned around and supported Labour because apparently they understand the problems of the common people.
Ah've been on that internet again right... An' it's always bin a bit wonky annit, always bin a bit weird yeah? But ah givvit another go 'cos like, it's technology and that innit, it's the MODERN AGE, where the marvels and wondrous digital contraptions brought forth by the electronic magicians truly boggle the contents of one's consciousness!
So ah went on there right an' this geezer went to me, ah dunno 'oo it woz coz like his name was "Anonymous," an' I'm pretty sure that wasn't 'iz real name, or if it woz, iz parents must've been on sumfing FUCKING MENTAL...
But anyway ee's come up to me on the internet right, on this site called 4chan which at first glance looks kind of like just a load of pictures an' writing an' that, sort of like a book, but the literary contents are NOT reminiscent of any TOME, VOLUME or PARCHMENT upon which yor 'umble narrator has ever set his gaze... WHERE WOZ I... THIS GEEZER, ee's gone: "'Ere," I sez "Wot," an 'e goes "For you."
I deliberated muchly on this pearl of unbridled wisdom, worthy perhaps of Descartes or else some other philosophical dabbler of his ilk, an' fort to myself "Not this again" coz it must've bin the fifteemf time somebody seddit on there in like ten minutes! Or mebbe it wuz the same geezer I dunno, EVERYONE'S FUCKIN' ANONYMOUS!
So, not one to leave such mysterious verbal fruit dangling before me, ah sed to 'im: "Oi m8, wot's yor fuckin' problem? 4 me? Wot's 4 me?" An this OSCAR WILDE of wit and charm told me to fack off back to Tumblr! I said "Excuse me bravva, I don't meen no disrespect or noffin' but mebbe YOU need to fuck off back to SKOOL, because YOU seem to be in dire desperate NEED of some educational and academical enlightenment!"
I dote know if it was just him callin' me a faggot twenty times, or twenty different Anonymouses, each one calling me a faggot, or some statistical comprisation between the two right, but ah basically got called a faggot twenty times... Not very modern AFTER ALL!
>>70831130
Based Russell!
Anglo Beadyeyes
>>70831109
>don't vote
>unless it's someone I approve of
Lol
>>70831217
>Russel Howard
>Russel Brand
I'm pretty sure everyone named Russel is just a massive bell end.
>>70831056
Google "Russell brand ed Miliband interview"
>>70831130
>maybe YOU need to fuck off back to SCHOOL, because YOU seem to be in dire desperate NEED of some educational and academical enlightenment
This would actually pretty based reply desu
>>70831311
Found the brand pleb
>>70831272
I'd rather not. My level of buttmad significantly rises within a few seconds of hearing this smug dipshit speak.
>>70831329
Fuck off back to school. You seem to be in dire need of some educational and academical enlightenment
>>70831369
faggot
>>70831369
Faggot
>>70831258
oi croikey cobba u wonna get yi fahken 'ed kicked in moit? 'cos oi'll bash ye bonza friggin' 'ed in ye big sheila galah!
>>70831369
fucking faggot
>>70830513
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>>70832032
He got to fuck Katy perry so there's that
>>70832636
Poor man's Zooey Deschanel.
>>70832138
Okay Russel
>>70830513
Haha, fuck this lad vanished. Remember smugly reciting his opinions to girls at 16, thought I knew fucking everything. Thought he'd be around forever, especially since he married pop royalty.Wish they'd stayed together. Would've been a nice story. Shame he became so obscure, too, always wanted to be like him. Wouldn't mind going back to impressing girls with pop-philosophy I didn't even understand. Things were easier then
>>70833728
Brand went on to marry into NWO/Illuminati/global banking royalty, ie. the Rothschild family. They've been the richest and most powerful dynasty on the planet for about 200+ years and are at the centre of 90% of all conspiracy theories.
How he managed to marry into that lot I have no idea, I thought they only married each other.
>>70830513
No one wants to sit through a 2.5 hour movie with this fag in it.
>>70832683
Katy > Deschanel
>>70834087
absolutely
>>70834003
4chan is 18+ sweetie
>>70834087
Katy is such a filthy used up tattooed slag that she spells the name "Katie" with a "y."
Zooey is so pure that she spells the name Zoe with "o" and "y."
>>70834192
>>70834220
dumb slut
>>70834220
ugly OLD kike whore
>>70834347
Zooey Deschanel - Daughter of Oscar winning cinematographer Caleb Deschanel who worked on such masterpieces as Passion of the Christ.
Katy Perry - Sucked Russel Brand's cheesy little junkie cock.
Zooey Deschanel - Co-wrote and played actual instruments on two award winning folk-rock albums and a Christmas album, sings duets with JGL.
Katy Perry - Stripped off and gyrated on stage for the delight of teenage boys while sexually moaning into an auto-tuner.
Zooey Deschanel - Star and producer of a popular and critically acclaimed sitcom that's running into it's 4th season.
Katy Perry - Guest star on an episode of How I Met Your Mother and voiced "Smurfette" in The Smurfs 2 videogame.
Zooey Basedchanel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Katy Slurry
>>70834649
>dad worked on passion of the christ
>released a christmas album
>no jewish relatives whatsoever
>kike
Desperate.
>>70833728
he has his own youtube channel where he rants about how stupid americans are
>>70830513
This is an amazing idea. Should have happened.
>>70834220
>pure
Kek
>>70835984
That was an allergic reaction to her make-up.
She's so pure her body instinctively rejects something as whorish as make-up.
>>70831369
faggot
>>70830513
that actually sounds kinda good
would watch, to be honest
>>70836786
i never knew you could get eye herpes from makeup, but alright
>>70830635
but they are socialist. They steal from successful businessmen and give it to their crew who dont have real jobs.
>>70838398
YE PIRATES DINDU NUFFIN
>>70836786
>>70838395
Both wrong.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/zooey-deschanel-eyelid-bumps-benign-experts-article-1.1286179
>>70838398
>implying privateers didn't give their booty to the queen
