mfw it's actually a great show
>watching the Terrible Life Choices channel
>>70814847
>BIG on laughs!
>HEAVY on fun!
Jesus Christ tlc
>>70814847
His life must suck. I'll try to be nicer to fat people now, even though they disgust me everytime one of them try to sit beside me at the bus
>>70815043
For you.
the only people that watch these shows are empty nest senior citizens
It's kind of cathartic hearing about people who are even shittier than me
>>70815072
>It's kind of cathartic hearing about people who are even shittier than me
My heart breaks imo, most of these people are mentally ill to boot
>>70814847
The next season is about your mom OP.
It's called my 600 lb. wife
>>70815048
I'm 6'1 and about to hit 300 lb. I'm usually 180. I can assure you it fucking sucks every second of the day in more ways than you can imagine.
>tfw almost halfway to his size
>>70815113
Same situation as you, anon. It sucks, but you kinda get used to it and learn to live with it, if you accept who you are. I'm trying to lose weight, but I always gain it back. Need to find a dieting/exercising regime that works for me.
>people actually getting that fat
Does he walk around with a bucket of butter and eat on daily together with 6-7 meals while not moving an inch to trigger any burning of calories?
>>70815072
Yeah, you realize your life is shit but there people in shittier situations than you. Makes you feel good somehow.
>>70815175
He probably have some kind of eating disorder.
>>70815175
Every single one of them have enablers (usually mom or spouse) that bring them food
>>70815199
Probably? The guy weighs 600 pounds.
>>70815201
Yeah, it takes at least two people with some kind of mental issues for one of them to get that fat.
>>70815113
>>70815144
Eat less food you fat pieces of shit.
>>70815249
It doesn't fucking work, moron. I tried. You do lose weight, but feels weak afterwards. Not to mention that you'll eat a lot more later to compesante. Now I'm just eating more healthy stuff instead of reducing the amount. Cut sugars, less carbs, protein remains the same.
>>70815249
wow, never thought of that edgelord
Was she right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdiNwylLGH4
>>70815308
shes not funny. but shes not wrong either
>>70815308
Fucking cringe video and channel. Buut, yeah, she's right. I'm fat, but I'm not retarded.
>>70815308
>comments and dislikes are disabled
>20 different shots per second video editing
>>70815381
>>comments and dislikes are disabled
tumblr had their way the first time around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFgNhyP4-A
>20 different shots per second video editing
welcome to modern youtube
>>70815013
kek
>>70815249
t. Someone who has never been fat
>>70815298
>It doesn't fucking work, moron.
Yes it does, fatso. Fuck off complaining about how fat you are when you aren't willing to put down the fork.
>>70815298
>>70815302
You don't even have to eat that much less. Just eat healthy, actually THINK about what you're stuffing in your faces. And start with going for a walk, everyday. Then work your way up from there.
Life's too short to be a miserable fat fuck t b h
>>70814847
Fat people are the only ones who smell worse than niggers
>>70815459
Obviously not if he follows his own advice.
You absolute dipshit lardass.
>M-M-MUH NO SELF CONTROL I-I-I-I-I CAN'T STOP EATING!!
Go have a heart attack doughboy
>>70815503
I'd say sandniggers smell worse than normal nigs.
>>70815489
I know how to lose weight. I've lost 120 pounds before, five year olds know how to lose weight. Having the will power and the mental strength to fight a food addiction every single day for months or years on end isn't as easy as saying ok I'm gonna do the right thing now because someone on 4chan said so. Humans aren't perfect.
>>70815481
I don't complain at all. I'm just pointing out that what you said doesn't work. Why don't you try to eat less for a week to see if you can? It's just impossible, that's now how your body work. And my problem is more that I used to eat bady rather than eating a lot. I'm working on my issues though,
>>70815459
I was a fat kid growing up. I learned bad habits from my parents. Until a couple years ago I weighed 300 pounds. Now I weigh 170.
My secret was eating less fucking food. I accomplished it by applying a strict calorie budget of less than 2000 a day but no less than 1500.Seriously, though, I understand your struggle. I wish you the best of luck managing your weight and nutrition. It's not easy for many people.
>>70815113
>about 300lb
>I'm USUALLY 180
Bullshit, if you're nearly 300 you haven't been USUALLY anywhere close to 180 for a long fucking time you cheesehuffer.
>>70815583
It happens pretty often, actually. Especially if you work out a lot on a high calorie diet, but then you're injured or something and have to stop.
>>70814847
Makes me motivated to stay healthy.
I think it's interesting to see the divide between the delusional people, the ones lying systematically and manipulating people to bring them food, and those that seem genuinely confused about how much they eat to stay their size, or even get fed like pigs by some enabling asshole in their life.
>>70815557
>mental strength to fight a food addiction
Don't get into thisisthinprivilege territory now.
Habits are hard to break but calling it "food addiction" is just a stepping stone to believing you're just a victim or that "it's a disease maaaan". Self-pitying road to oblivion.
Besides, from recent studies it seems like the increased cravings will go away if you manage to stay at your lost weight for a year. The body finds a new equilibrium it tries to stay at.
>>70815626
It literally is an addiction though. Understanding that is important to learning how to fight it.
>>70814847
>not watching the superior show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M8igAEaR1Q
if you are fat just fucking start bulking, put that mass and protein intake to good use
Fucking Americans
These are the people that brag that they can eat a whole pizza
How is that something to be proud of, you should be able to eat 500 calories a meal and feel full
>>70815583
I'm 30. I was slightly overweight as a teenager/early 20s (200ish average). I was 180 or less for the last seven years (four of those in the military). In the last two years I shot up to 290ish. I don't know why this seems like bullshit to you because it's not.
>>70815557
Life's too short to be so fucking pathetic and weak then.
Take your fucking excuses and shove them up your enormous asshole. We're all different, we all have problems and we can all be weak willed. But literally no one can change yourself but you. So if you actually want a better life, then fucking do something.
>>70815729
I hope you realize you're not helping.
>>70815298
>It doesn't fucking work, moron. I tried.
It does work, moron. I tried.
t. -70kg
>Now I'm just eating more healthy stuff instead of reducing the amount.
Understand something about being massively overweight. You could stop eating, and only drink water and take some vitamins, for up to a year.
There was a clinical study on an obese man who did exactly that.
This is not to say that is risk free or recommended, but you need to get through your fat skull that the idea that you need to stuff your face every single day to live is wrong.
Your relationship with food is fucked up. If you're staying at a massive overweight then the "healthy stuff" you're eating is self-delusion. Nuts are "healthy". They're also some of the most calorie dense foodstuffs there are.
Eat less.
>>70815672
>It literally is an addiction though. Understanding that is important to learning how to fight it.
You can get addicted to hoarding old newspapers, or have 100 cats in an apartment or to eat only cheesy potatoes.
Understanding that the AA mentality is retarded and will keep you down is critical. If you feel like you're powerless to addiction because it sounds like such a strong definitive thing, you're handicapping yourself.
>>70815672
Yeah, it's like alcohol or I don't know, wasting time or 4chan. It's not really a disease, but it's a addiction, in a way. It's more like a habit that you need to break.
>>70815674
Do they send these people out to get caught in embarrassing situations?
There's no way someone who just ripped their pants the first time they went out with a camera crew hasn't done that many time and still decides to go out.
>>70815298
Nigger fat doesn't come out of thin air
It's fucking science, stop eating and burn more than you eat
>>70815729
Why do fitfags get so assblasted about fat people? It's bizarre and pathetic. I'm the guy you were replying to and in none of my posts in this thread have I complained or made excuses for being overweight, all I've done is share my experience and explained why it isn't so easy to "just do it." If it were that easy guess what, there wouldn't be nearly as many fat people.
If I was in here complaining about how losing weight is hard even when eating right and working out, or that genetics was holding me back, or making other such bullshit excuses you might have a reason to get so riled up, but I'm not and no one else is. Chill out weirdo.
>>70815744
Don't worry anon, you will find the strength. Just don't give up. You can do it.
>>70815249
I'm 5'10, 150 lbs, and even I know that at least half of it is genetics.
>>70815298
>It doesn't fucking work, moron.
>>70815793
fatasses are disgusting lazy degenerates that ruin the image of America
They, like all other degenerate addicts (ala meth addicts, coke fiends and drunkards) should all be ostracizedfor the drains on society they are
>>70815793
You DISGUST me you fucking DONKEY
>>70815793
No one asked for your shit opinion
Don't even post in this thread again
>>70815822
There is also strong evidence from recent studies that an individual's gut microbiome has a much larger impact on obesity than we ever thought, or even know yet
t. microbio grad student
>>70815763
Nowhere did I say you should ascribe to the AA mentality or use addiction as an excuse for further self abuse. But understanding that it IS an addiction, a neurological disorder, can help you adjust your attitude and response to cravings and manage withdrawal symptoms.
t. -150lbs
>>70815884
>>70815851
>>70815847
>this mad that fat people enjoy all that super good food while you queers are farting protein powder all day
>>70815793
Anon, this is 4chan. People do nothing but bring other people down here. You brought that to yourself when you said you were fat. Just ignore these. I can understand what you are probably going through now though. Good luck losing weight!
>>70815922
>mfw you'll never experience a girl actually want you
>>70815922
>this mad that fit people enjoy all that super good sex and attention while you queers are farting burritos all day
>>70815965
>gay sex
>masturbating looking at yourself in the mirror
No, thanks.
>>70815815
I've already done it. You should know that attacking my self esteem and putting me down never did me any favors. A man told he's too weak-willed to practice self-control is bound to internalize outside abuse and incorporate unhealthy habits as part of his personal identity.
>>70814847
thank god im not that fat.
Im like 50 pounds lighter
>>70815249
maybe if you sucks less dick you would stop being such a faggot anon
>>70815768
Yes. Just like all reality tv, shit is staged as fuck all the time
side note, all the capchas on this fucking thread are "find all the food". lol
>>70815988
>thank god I'm only 550 lbs
I dig your optimism
>>70815979
>looking good
>y-you must be gay
Getting real tired of this meme
>>70815961
Lose weight, gain confidence. It will happen eventually. I hope.
>>70815982
Well there are always people that are going to bring you down. Specially on 4chan. We'fe all a bunch of assholes here. In cases like that, specially in real life, you just need to tell them to fuck off and prove they were wrong.
>>70815988
joeysworldtour pls go
>>70815922
>fat unhealthy shit
>super good food
Kek. Fatso in denile.
I do like my meal actually, I just don't need extracalories.
Eat shit, pleb, enjoy your 40 year obesse lifespan.
>>70815763
>t. -70kg
down from what weight?
you realize that fat changes the body and now you have to mantain that weight for ten years until the effects of obesity are fixed right?
>>70816055
>living 80 years is superior to living 40 years
lol people are so retarded. enjoy cancer and losing all your muscles by the time you hit 50 dumdum
>>70816035
>>70816052
kek i was just kidding, im actually around 400 but time will fix that
>>70815717
>~110lbs in two years
>~55lbs a year
>~4.5lbs a month
>~1lb a WEEK
>~3500 calorie surplus every fucking week for TWO years
>Clearly learned no fucking discipline in muh military
W E W you fucking disgraceful meatbeast.
>>70815965
>that face
Honestly I don't know why fatasses claim that thin people only eat vegetables and salads
In order to get that fat you'd have to eat desert constantly, snack constantly, drink soda or drink lots of liquid calories and literally sit on your ass all day.
>>70816040
I'm just addressing this belief that mocking fatties is actually helping them lose weight. That was never the case for me. I'm okay with people mocking each other, but doing so under the delusion that it's for their own good is counterproductive and intellectually dishonest.
>>70814847
Anyone else have the opposite problem where it's really hard to gain weight? I think I might have some kind of disorder where I just don't have an appetite most of the time and unable to complete full course meals without feeling a little sick.
fat people are fucking repulsive. goddamn worthless pieces of shit
>>70815965
i have the tiniest dick in the western world, i wouldnt be able to have sex no matter what
>>70816146
That's how I did it :(
>>70816164
Same here, 19 year old now, been a skelly since always. Trying to gain weight but it's really hard desu
>>70816154
i have this problem too but its because im so massive its hard to get over my caloric intake on a budget
>>70816164
If you are under 25 it might be harder to bulk up depending on your race
>>70816040
4chan is THE WORST place to ask for advice or emotional support.
Pic related. The kind of guy who asks for help on 4chan.
>>70816179
Well it may be small, but it's still a dick. Just put your sharpie in pooper and it will be alright.
>>70815988
hardy kek
>>70816178
>triggered by someone else's life that doesn't affect yours
sad.
>>70816073
>down from what weight?
150kg
>you realize that fat changes the body and now you have to mantain that weight for ten years until the effects of obesity are fixed right?
This is a vague fluff statement. What are "effects of obesity" in a non-obese person? It does take the body some time to recalibrate to the new weight, that's dependent on a shitload of various things, from gut flora to hormonal balance.
10 years sounds like absolute horseshit, considering every cell in your body has been swapped in 7 years.
Either way I don't intend to gain fat ever again.
Getting even slightly overweight is one of my worst fears. I'd probably fucking kill myself if I woke up one morning at 300+lbs. Even if you lose all that weight, you'd have the extra skin and everything. Ex fatties always look kinda weird afterwards as well, like their fat distribution is permanently fucked and their body doesn't match their face.
>>70815113
Jesus Christ, I'm 6'7 and 310 and I look completely fat. I can't imagine weighing 300 while being 6'1.
>>70816146
>Honestly I don't know why fatasses claim that thin people only eat vegetables and salads
They just seek any approvement to be fat because there is no real reason for extracalories consumption rather then their fat lazy stupid brain.
>AHAHA MUH TASTY FOOD ENJOY YOUR SPINACHE AND BROCCOLI SKELETON!
>>70814847
Is that Kevin Owens?
>>70816266
>I'm 6'7
ok freakshow
>>70816224
i cant get it hard either, i was made with whatever leftovers god had around
>>70816237
wow we have a though one over here, enjoy it while it lasts buddy. Anyone goes down to their ideal weight, i got halfway there once at 120 kg., the problem is that you bounce back, your stomach is huge and riddled with fat cels that never go away just shrink down, nirmal people dont have anywhere near that many.
It all boils down to you will get fat and you will get fat fast, you either wait the ten years until the stomach shrinks or you have surgery. There was a 400k man who lost all the fat and 2 years later he was 200k again
>>70816298
>buttblasted manlet
>>70816232
>sad
go eat
>>70815717
sounds likw ypur metabolism changed and you kept the same eating habits.
age and genetics have alot to do with it. you just gotta compesate, eat better, work out, yada yada
Unless the ONLY reason you lack confidence or have low self esteem is being overweight, getting in shape is NOT going to give you confidence or self esteem. That's a fucking lie the weight loss industry came up with to make money.
Being thinner does not equal having a better quality of life. That is also a load of bullshit.
Back in the 80s, when everyone was coked out of their minds, aerobics became HUGE because they all had stupid amounts of twitchy energy. Couple half a generation of insatiable narcissists with the other half obsessed with making money, and the health food/weight loss industry was born. fucking margarine and diuretics. low-fat/non-fat EVERYTHING that's barely even food. horseshit.
now we have two generations of fucking morons who grew up listening to this corporate vomit about how it'll make you and your life better and they think it's actually true. AND because this is the vocal activist culture, they HAVE to repeat it to every fat person they come in contact with.
>>70816288
>They just seek any approvement to be fat
Not just that. A lot of them have been eating trash for so long they have no idea how a normal healthy diet works anymore (ie junk food is fine in limited and controlled amounts)
>>70816338
>the problem is that you bounce back
It's been a year and the cravings are gone. This defeatist crap needs to go.
> riddled with fat cels that never go away just shrink down
It's true, but they do get resorbed over time and the link to many fat cells = gain weight fast isn't established. There are many more factors in how you absorb food than the amount of fat cells in your body.
It strikes me far more likely formerly fat people go back to bad habits that got them there in the first place, than some magical processes in the body finding more energy in food.
>There was a 400k man who lost all the fat and 2 years later he was 200k again
There are many of them. The key is usually that they take drastic changes to drop weight, and dropping weight is easy when you're way above normal, it gets increasingly hard once you're back in the normal range.
But they don't change anything else in their lives. So they run into the same problems and go back to the same patterns.
People can quit heroin, so I'm pretty sure you can stop being fat. I intend to.
The biggest problem I see is the self-delusion. Being unaware how much you're actually eating. Constantly having a voice in your head tell you it's okay to get impulse buy foods, fast food, chocolates. It's just a little bar and you walked a lot today, you deserve it, you're probably under your calorie intake for the day, blah blah blah.
That is what you're fighting, the biology is far easier to overcome.
>>70816488
>The biggest problem I see is the self-delusion. Being unaware how much you're actually eating. Constantly having a voice in your head tell you it's okay to get impulse buy foods, fast food, chocolates. It's just a little bar and you walked a lot today, you deserve it, you're probably under your calorie intake for the day, blah blah blah.
True, your biggest enemy is yourself, sadly. That's why it's hard to lose weight. Specially if you don't have anyone else to motivate you, most of the time is the opposite. Fighting yourself is hard.
>>70816408
>getting in shape is NOT going to give you confidence or self esteem. That's a fucking lie the weight loss industry came up with
Mate, I can tell you for sure that not seeing a fupa cover half your penis when you look in the mirror is a big difference.
Actually having clothes look good on you is too. Ever notice how attractive people with nice bodies look good in anything?
There's no reason to go /fit/ crazy and start doing steroids or spend all your free time in the gym. Just being a healthy weight with some muscle makes all the difference.
Where can I watch this show? No youtube videos exist of it, no torrents, where the fuck can I watch it?
>>70815113
>>70815144
Disgusting self pity - get up and fucking move you sloths
>>70816571
No. attractive people with nice bodies do not look good in anything. that's just a stupid thing to say. There are shows dedicated to literally nothing but talking about how bad attractive people look in their clothes.
>>70815674
top kek
>>70815573
its impossible?
Really?
That is your definition of impossible, eating less?
Fuck I almost vomited. You are actually a disgrace to every human that has ever gone before you.
>>70816652
Is this some alternate universe I'm unaware of?
>>70816488
No matter what I say you won't believe me, I actually seemed help from a team of professionals and was told unless I have a surgery I'm never going to loose the weight, killed my spirit. I spent all my life telling myself that no matter how fat I got i didn't ruin my life yet turn out I was wrong and there is something about needing life threatening and life changing surgery at 23 that doesn't settle well with me.
The only thing you have going for you is that you are still young so there is more motivation I think, the fit sticky is bullshit, it works for them because they never reached my weight
I dont feel a shred of sympathy for obese people.
To get up to that kind of weight is an obstacle in itself.
You'd have to be
1.lazy as hell
2.have no self worth/dignity
3.sit on your ass all day with zero physical activity besides lifting food into your mouth
4.no self control
also friends/family that help these people get to that weight.They are to be blamed just as much as the 600lb lard
>>70816697
Ruined my body, big Freudian slip there, I never had a life to ruin anyways, just food
>>70816714
No one asked for your sympathy. Just acknowledge that like you they're people with feelings and issues. Treat them as you would want to be treated. You don't need to be a dick to fat people because they have a problem with food.
>>70815885
Which will eventually be used as an excuse.
>>70816776
Just let it go dude, if you spend your life life worrying about what people think and get away with you are going to be even more. Miserable
>>70816792
Maybe, you know, there are people out there that don't want to loose weight?
>>70815618
Lying to yourself. To go from 180 to 300 would take atleast a year of stuffing your face. Also i thought i was on /fit/ for a sec and was about to ask when all these ignorant fats invaded
>>70816714
The ones who deserve your hate are the fatties who are fully aware of their fatness and have no desire to fix it or are proud of it.
>>70814847
I used to live in the same city as this guy.
>>70816776
>they're people
Maintenance of homeostasis is a requirement be considered a living organism, so you could argue that not only are they not people, they aren't even life.
>>70814847
>watching an episode
>videos of a guy ordering x-large pizzas and drinking coke like water
>has to lose 50 pounds
>does it by not eating as much and talking laps around his yard
>gets surgery
>few months later he has to go back because he didnt take his meds
>"they were too expensive like $120 a month"
You think he would have more money in his pocket by eating less.
>>70816714
>also friends/family that help these people get to that weight.They are to be blamed just as much as the 600lb lard
Sucks man. I don't blame them, but I grew up in a house where both my parents are fat and encouraged bad habits and me to eat shit. Took until college, where I started living by myself to lose the weight I had, about 300lbs, I'm 170 now. I'm trying to get them to lose as well, but they are just too old nowadays and don't listen to me, and I live too far to properly encourage them.
>>70816868
Enjoy being a lonely loser
>>70816868
If only we could use these excuses for the niggers.
>>70816868
There are people out there that don't concider you human either, just a disgusting would be rapist that refuses to stop making the street ugly and unsafe for the real humans just by existing
>>70816869
>gets surgery
>few months later he has to go back because he didnt take his meds
Jesus christ, might as wll kill himself.
Former fatty here.
Honestly, all the bullying and shit talking helped me lose weight. I wouldn't have lost it if I was in some enabler echo chamber.
The biggest issue with being a former fatty for me is that it left me with a few complexes.
I can't stand being around fat people for even moments and I hate women more than words can describe after seeing the Halo Effect in full fucking force.
>>70816868
If anything, the fatties needs our help more than the faggots or niggers. They can change their ways and lose the weight to become humans again, anon.
>>70816897
>It's a fatty in change of handling the bantz episode
>>70814847
>be me
>be edgelord in high school
>totally into this hot blonde
>she doesn't want to date me
>feelsbad.jpg
>years later
>see pics of her in facebook
>still living in our hometown
>fat as fuck
>dating the loser of our class
Feels good man.
Literally the best midget based show on television right now
>>70816979
>I hate women more than words can describe after seeing the Halo Effect in full fucking force.
what is the halo effect?
She could have been so pretty ;__;
>>70816979
>I can't stand being around fat people for even moments and I hate women more than words can describe after seeing the Halo Effect in full fucking force.
Same. I feel you man. It still fucking hurt to see flashbacks of women looking at you like they are disgusted because you are fat in my head. Good thing the past stays in the past.
>>70817049
I'd fuck a midget. Would you, anon?
>>70817049
>black girl on the right
How can white midgets compete?
>>70817075
>The past stays in the past
Kek
>>70817070
I feel bad for the fatties. You can see that a lot of them would be at least 7/10 if they weren't fat.
>>70817049
I can't fucking stand midgets
>>70817111
Lmao, I lost weight. This doesn't happen to me anymore.
>>70817104
>>70817106
>>70817134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpWeVjCrnHk
>>70817022
>fat as fuck
>dating the loser of our class
So she wanted you after she got fat then.
>>70816843
>pathetic, insecure, lazy, no drive, content with being obese, etc...
oh those people (guessing you're one of them)
2016 let's idiots stay that way and even raising them to a pedestal
>>70817070
>>70817049
Lord Tyrion.
>>70816843
>loose
>>70816676
>>70817154
She's cute.
>>70817148
Then you weren't so fat in the first place
I will never forget a second
>>70817022
>used to be chubbster
>get bullied for years by this gay guy
>can't fight him or talk shit back because he was THAT gay guy. Friends with every single girl in school.
>get fit late in high school
>he starts sending me constant thirsty messages on facebook
>years later he's blown up like a balloon and then shrunk back down from the AIDs
>>70817170
she's a real success story
>>70817154
haha
I love when they act like they're real people
>>70817157
I mean, not denying I was a loser, in a certain point of view, but there was way worse.
>>70817161
Nobody said anything about raising anyone on a pedestal
>Let's idiots stay idiots
When in history was this not the rule?
>>70817049
SHORTSTACK
>>70817204
280lbs was my max. Funny thing is, I met my current gf, who I plan to marry in the future when I was in the middle of my weight loss program. I think I was about 240lbs then, maybe? It gets better, you will find confidence when you are losing weight anon, don't worry.
>>70817154
That's so obviously fake
>>70817191
I'm not delusional, I know it's fixable, I know it will kill me and i know I will revert it down the line. I still don't want to
>>70817055
Because people assume attractive people are good people. There's traits that people think are negative because a fat person have them but positive when an attractive person has them.
For example, when I was fat, my cynical dark humor was "creepy and inappropriate".
Now that I'm fit, my cynical dark humor is "eccentric and hilarious". Nothing about my personality changed when I became fit. I'm still the same horrid person I always was, but now women like that horrid personality.
>>70817265
The really gremlin looking one is my favorite one, next to the asian guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxEYvreL0C4
>>70817271
And you are happy with it why? I've never met a fat person who was happy with how they are, except for delusional fat girls who wanted to be accepted. Work you ass off man, it will improve your life.
>>70817235
>Nobody said anything about raising anyone on a pedestal
this whole show is about that
whether it's negative on the show or not he is getting paid cuz he is fat
People who allow themselves to get this large should be murdered.
>>70817292
god damnit I'm going to have to start watching this now.
>>70817263
I don't want to loose weight, I don't want things to get better. I want to make the people who hurt me pay but that's impossible so I worry about not letting anyone hurt me anymore instead.
The world is a shithole where shitty people get rewarded for it, why the fuck do I want to loose weight and put a smile showing everyone that it was just about my weight all along and all you need to be happy is being bullyed into submission and compliance
>>70817292
This looks great, need to start watching this lol
>>70817334
I think that's a pretty valid outlook to have to be honest.
>>70817307
I don't want a better life, I don't even particularly care about being alive in the first place and I made my point about it a couple years ago.
I'm just here now and in one point I will no longer be
>>70817371
>t. 23 years old
>>70817334
Because, like you said, you can't make people pay for it. You have two choices, anon, you either forget about it and move on, or you become one of them. The world isn't going to change. It's been a shithole since always.
>>70817292
Why is it that the older you get the more appealing reality tv becomes?
>>70815576
I eat out a lot and I thought I ate too much. I checked my caloric intake out of curiosity and I was at about 1400 a day. How do you people are do much?
>>70817371
And yet, here you are. You are lying to yourself, if you didn't want to be alive, you wouldn't be here in the first place. Some part of you, maybe one buried deep inside that you don't even realize wants to be alive. And want to be here. You don't want to die anon. You are waiting for your death. These are two different things. Don't waste your life doing this. Either man up, get your ass up and do something with your life or kill yourself already. Don't waste the life you've been given.
>>70817049
>midget 2nd to the left
>normal sized head, torso, thighs
>tiny as fuck arms, legs, feet
heh
>>70817049
Nope, I'd fuck, nope, nope, nope, I'd fuck, nigger
>>70817435
I already tried, I was told by the head of psychiatry that if I ever do it again be is picking me up forever
Life may be shit but it always can get worse, I just tell myself it's ok because eventually it's going to end and i don't have to stick around forever. Eating doesn't constitute a suicide attempt
>used to be huge, fat virgin weeb
>after years of romantic anime and dating sims, decide I want that in real life
>work my ass off and become fit
>finally see my own penis for the first time since childhood
>finally have sex
>worst experience of my life, haven't masturbated in months because of how bad the experience was
>back to visual novels and anime again except I now work out to fill in the time because I enjoy it
Don't fall for the sex meme, lads.
>>70817507
Why waste it though. I'd rather go to hell on earth and dying fighting for my life to get better than just giving up like that. There has to be something you want. I don't know, maybe a job, a degree, a girlfriend. Just pick a goal, and fight for it. Way better than just wasting your life.
>>70816447
> A lot of them have been eating trash for so long they can't eat normal food anymore
this
>>70817507
Locking me up forever, autocorrect makes me feel like an autist muttering g words to bimself
>>70817554
>finally see my own penis for the first time since childhoodI feel ya. I'm the process of losing weight. Feels good seeing my penis getting bigger. Literally the only reason I'm still doing it.
>>70814847
>see thread
>look for some episodes in youtube
>first one is about a 23 fat girl of my age (23) who is 600 lbs
>mfw im 112 lbs and ive eat what i want
i went to the kitchen and grabbed a huge piece of cake and a glass of milk, im comfy right now watching the episodethank you genetics
>>70817556
There is, I want to be a damn good artist, have been drawing over a year, even had some classes. It's just a hobby tho not worth sticking around for.
Who knows maybe there is papper and a couple pencils in hell
>>70817618WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE IS A GUYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDgaIMmcy3g
>>70817596
One of the biggest things for me to get used to is just how much less space I take up now.
I get blown away by the space I fit in.
>>70817618
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>>70815113
SS + GOMAD?
>>70817672
He really sounds like a woman. I doubt his penis works anyway so it's basically genderless
>>70817170
That's literally me on social media. If you get the right angles you look attractive as fuck. I lot of girls get interested on my because of my profile pic, but they soon give up when they see the rest of my photos lol. Still, this is proof that fat people can be attractive if they lose weight.
>>70815965
Burritos won't cuck you with the UPS guy or the guy who mows your lawn while you're away at work to pay off her new car.
Your average woman will.
>>70817675
Oh yeah, that too. It's always awful when I have to get the bus and there aren't enough seats for me so I have to sit beside someone. It's uncomfortable both for the person and me. Thankfully this is starting to get better as time goes on and I'm losing weight.
>>70817672
Man I loved that episode.
>"while you were out doing drugs and being a whore the only thing that i found comfort in was food"
>"sorry brah i wont do it again and this time i mean it"
>>70817672
Jesus, this is hell on earth. Sad that people can get to that. Must be hard to have the body of a monster.
>>70815922
>Implying
Nigger I eat fast food shit everyday and I'm still 150 lb
>>70817784
there was this documentary that over 3 years they kept giving this guy chances and eventually his feeder got tired and killed him. They said he took too many sleepinng pills but thats bullshit, one bottle of pills doesnt have the power to kill a man half his size.
Its obvious the girlfriend wanted to leave but couldnt because the guy couldnt get up from bed so she leaving ment he dying slowly over the course of 3 days so she took his life in her hands
>>70817747
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>>70814847
i dont know how people get to 600, i have been 400 for 4 years now, sometimes i gain or loose a bit but my weight is completely stable
>>70817672
>watched the whole thing
>google to see if he managed to lose his weight
>he did, most of it anyway
>mfw he became a tranny though
Wew lad
>>70818323
he already thought like a woman, i saw it coming
>>70815298
READ
THE
>STICKY
>>70818323
Evidence it's a mental disorder tbqh
>>70818323
So did they get breast implants or just keep the ones he had?
>>70818323
Post pictures.
I'm too lazy to find them.
>>70818479
Not him but that sticky is hit-or-miss. Some of the info is legitimately retarded
>want to lose fat? lift weights!
That won't work at all
>>70818548
Within a certain range.
Muscle burns more fat/calories and quicker, but it also weighs a shitton more due to density.
Keto and massive water consumption is easiest/best.
>>70818548
>Be 240lb fatty with unlimited excuses
>Listen to the sticky
>Listen to /fit/
>Get /fit/
>"Le stikky does not werk!"
>smuganimeface.jaypeg
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>>70818489
Who gets to that weight without mental illness anon?
>>70818701
That's great anon but I'm 400
>>70818711
The tranny part my man
>>70818733
You should just do steroids, at your level of obesity it's actually healthy and will jump start your metabolism
>>70818733
real question: how did you allow this?
that doesn't just happen overnight. you must have ignored the problem for years or something? wasn't it obvious what was gonna happen?
also, it's never too late.
>>70818877
I was a farm-boy. Hard manual labor from the age of 8 or so to 24~. I was JACKED, until family started dying out. Then I took up MMORPGS and alcohol. Muscle turns to fat way quicker than fat turns to muscle.
Now I have a fucked up back from years of niggering in someone elses acreage and can't be as active as I used to be.
Yeah, I could lose weight easily enough and change my diet, but being fat and fed is way more comfy.
My point is it's way easier for the weight to sneak up on you (Given circumstance) than you'd think.
>>70818964
yea maybe it is. thanks for answering.
>>70818964
I suggest you put down the bottle first, but if you don't care I don't either.
>>70814847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJlK4_mdaY
600 pound mother gets paid to eat, shags a nigger
>>70818964
>Muscle turns to fat way quicker than fat turns to muscle.
muscle and fat are two different substances with no connection, neither turns into the other, this is a meme for fatties.
>>70818701
you've clearly been roiding so shut up
(i'm not fat btw)
>>70818877
im the actual poster, i was like this all my life anon, there is one picture about me at a normal weight and i was 4. As a kid no, i just kept telling myself it would get better in the future, by the time i relized i had to do something the damage was too much so i kept eating more and getting bigger instead
>>70818808
i do need testosterone
>>70818733
I want to pose a challenge for you, anon. Just for one week. All you have to do is follow my instructions for one week, and I want you to see what happens after those 7 days are over. You should probably copy and paste this into a note.txt folder or something, because I really want you to try this out; if not for your sake, then for my sake.
1.
>COUNT
>YOUR
>CALORIES
>Literally EVERYTHING you eat, count it
>Read nutrition labels and add them up on a little file on your phone or something
>Be obsessive
>At one point, when I was getting to around 35% bodyfat, I would actually round my calories UP, meaning that if I saw a packet of cookies that had 150 calories slapped on it, I would actually jot it down as 200; or if a chicken thigh I had eaten was said to have had 239 calories, then I'd jot it down as 250
>Every small thing you eat
>Two Oreos
>Three oranges
>Two cans of coke
>A 32 oz slurpee
>Count ALL of it
>Those things up there? That's already 765 calories
>You should be going for 1800~2000
>You only have around 1000 calories left to spend your daily intake on
>Your calorie intake just got BTFO by a light snack
>COUNT
>YOUR
>SHIT
2.
>Learn to /ck/ and take a little pride in it
>Healthy, well planned meals, anon
>Anyone on /ck/ should be able to help you quite
3.
>Cut out all sodas, juices, beers, and drinks
>Only water
>Not even milk
>ONLY water
>Those 2 colas accounted for 280 calories out of the 765 total
>DRINKS
>HAVE
>CALORIES
pt 1/2
>>70818964
>Muscle turns to fat way quicker than fat turns to muscle.
Muscle is made of protein and fat is made of fatty acid chains. They are completely different
>>70819179
>>70819090
You hair splitting niggers.
It wasn't meant literally.
>>70819135
i already do anon, even carry a calculator because im not that good adding up 5 digit numbers
i already know how to coock and granted when i coock its less calorie dense than what i buy by a mile, which isnt as often now a it used to be
i only drink one bottle a day a 2 litter bottle but i did start buying the one litter bottle a week ago, its no longere summer so i dont need as much now
>>70819245
>Misspelled cook twice
Coock isn't even a word, how did you manage this.
>>70819288
>He doesn't scramble eggs using his dick as a whisk
Don't want that extra protein, bro?
>>70819288
its 6 am and i pulled an all nighter, plus my lamp is broken so i cant see what i type
>>70819331
Put the cheesecake pan down and look at the fucking screen.
>>70819288
plus i have a fool proof way to loose weight anon, a couple days ago i started smoking
>>70819135
Also, I'm sorry about your family, anon. I, too, understand how it feels to lose someone close to you. Sometimes our loved ones hurt us more badly than they will ever know...
NUMBER FOUR.
>Cut out ALL carbs
>They're useless
>Inefficient
>Worthless
>Literally plebian tier
>Empty calories taking up precious space that could have been switched out for patrician-tier protein
>Carbs should be relegated to "literally who" status
5.
>EAT MORE PROTEIN
>1 GRAM OF PROTEIN PER POUND OF BODYWEIGHT
>Just kidding
>140 grams of protein should be more than enough
>Eat clean, unprocessed, "lean" meats
>Turkey breasts
>Chicken breasts
>Tuna steaks
>The occasional angus
>Maybe even a little pork chop if you want to treat yourself to something nice and fatty
>NO BACON
>NO HAM
>NO SAUSAGE
>NO SPAM
>Only eat it if it's something that you could have lopped off an animal and had right then and there
>Try to find something with at LEAST 90% lean muscle to 10% fat
>Chicken breasts are super cheap nowadays if you walk into a Wal-mart of a Costco
>Saute with some peppers, some onions, some peas, and some mushrooms and you got yourself a pretty tasty stir fry
6.
>Think about them when you turn off the lights at night
>They'll never forget your face, anon
>But you've already started to forget theirs
>Sometimes it gets so hard trying to remember them that you just sit there and try to forget you ever tried in the first place
>Get really scared because you think you're starting to lose them
>Just get really scared
7.
>No more eating out
>No more ordering
>No more buying junk food for the shits
>That means no more 1 liters
>That means no more pizzas
>No more junk shits
>>70819367
how did you know i was eating cheesecake anon? are you a mind reader? what am i thinking about now?
>>70817049
please shop kit harrington in
>>70818512
originali komenteri
>>70819135
-> no milk
thanks skellington
>>70819393
>Also, I'm sorry about your family, anon. I, too, understand how it feels to lose someone close to you. Sometimes our loved ones hurt us more badly than they will ever know...
where did this come from? all the family i ever lost was a grandma at 8 and my dog
without carbs you never feel full, thats what they are good for
i eat meat in every meal, not sure how much protein tho, mostly pork because its cheap but i enjoy the ocational chicken tigh and fried tendies
who the fuck is them?
but i live for 2 for one double friday at mcdonalds, the delivery guy knows my name and how am i supposed to keep myself away without the constant supply of sugar and caffeine my body is accostumed to?
i get the feeling you mistook me for another poster tho
>>70817134
same here, they make my skin crawl
>>70819399
Finishing off the cheesecake and getting that new 3 liter Sunkist out of the fridge.
>>70819556
itsa actually pepsi and i keep it here next to me so i dont have to get up to drink more
but there is anotherone in the fridge in case im extra thirsty tonight
>>70815298
that feeling of weakness, that is you loosing weight.
Now exersize, break a sweat and stuff your face with ton of raw vegetables, add some mushrooms for proteins.
Christ, what do they teach you in school?
Only problem with your diet is unequal intake/outtake of calories.
>>70819393
>>70819135
Not that anon. I'm not obese but I am heavier than I'd like to be.
I'll try this out next week so I can start from Monday. Thanks /fit/non.
>>70819623
I cut out sugars, carbs in all forms, ate nothing but bacon and cheese and drank a gallon of water.
Lost a bit over 60lb in 4 months while playing Borderlands 2 and jerking off. Full NEET.
>>70819644
i cant afford that much bacon and cheese tho
>>70815697
Its fuck easy to eat a whole pizza. Im not even fat
>>70819677
Bacon, cheese, broccoli, turkey, chicken breasts, tuna, etc.
>>70815763
>If you feel like you're powerless to addiction because it sounds like such a strong definitive thing, you're handicapping yourself.
Understanding that weight gain can be an addiction in some people doesn't "handicap" them. Realizing it's an addiction is the first step in stopping that addiction.
You also seem to be confusing the physical addiction and withdrawals that come with alcohol with the psychological addiction that people who eat that much feel towards food.
Psychological addicion can happen to any activity like you said, but that doesn't mean that there's nothing you can do about it. It opens up new ways to deal with it.
If you think that because you're addicted to something that means you're powerless to stop it and should give up that's your own psychological failings and you shouldn't be projecting it onto other people
CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT
CONSTIPATION
HEAVY BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF I KILL MYSELF EATING
>>70819734
sounds great but i rather replace the brocoli with bread and the turkey with a beef patty
>>70819836
I meant like, deli-sliced turkey, not thanksgivin' shit. It's a good filler/snack.
You get hungry far less if you eat like, 100 cal every couple hours, instead of one big meal or 3 "normal" meals.
>>70819112
>>70818964
3/2: Director's Commentary Edition
8.
>Eat just one meal a day
>Cram 1800 calories worth of food all into one meal
>Usually right before bed
>No, I'm not meeming you
>No, this isn't Broscience
>If anything, the whole "DUN ET BEFORE YOU SLEP" thing is some Grade-A, broscience BULLSHIT
>Seriously
>You eat 1800 calories, right?
>You go to sleep, right?
>Then why the FUCK would you be gaining weight?
>You're eating at a calorie deficit, where the FUCK would those extra 200 calories come from?
>"DUN ET BE4 YU SLEP" is the most broscience shit ever
>Just eat one big meal a day, feel full, and take a nap
>After three days of skipping breakfast and lunch, you don't even get bothered by it anymore
>I honestly can't remember the last time I've eaten breakfast
>Not even exaggerating
>I'm trying really hard right now, but I legitimately cannot remember the last time I've had breakfast
>I can remember the last time I had lunch though
>3 weeks ago, my coworkers and I went to a Korean restaurant called Sikdorak
>Bretty tasty 2bh
>But yeah, no breakfast or lunch, just one big dinner and go to sleep
>I think it's called intermittent fasting or something, I forget
8.
>Wonder if Heaven is real, and if it is, wonder if you'll be allowed to see them when you get back
>Pull the gun from your chest drawer one more time tonight, even though you KNOW you're not going to do it. You just like looking at it because it makes you feel at peace somehow
>Almost like it's comforting to know you could see them again if you really wanted to with just one pull of the trigger
>Put the gun back in the drawer
>No emotion
>No emotion
>You are a robot
>Nothing hurts, because you are a robot
9.
>Starbucks fraps are literally just sugar and fat
>Lattes are just cream and coffee
>They have more calories than you think
>I work there
>People think this is good for them because "it's just coffee :^)"
>Pffft. "It's just coffee"
>>70819869
but 100 calories is like only two snack size snickers
>>70815175
They have overactive thyroid glands they don't eat any more than a regular person they can't help it
>>70815298
Being thin is supposed to suck, you can't eat what you want to eat and that's the way it is.
You'll get used to it just like niggers were used to being slaves and working themselves to death.
>>70819891
starbucks coffee is shit, i agree. I make my own coffee at home, with icecream
I was a fat fuck during High School. You literally only need to stop eating sweets (specially soda), not even cut it completely, just limit yourself and know when you are full. It's just self-control.
>>70815697
>500 calories a meal
That's retarded, if you have an active lifestyle you need to be able to eat.
