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2016-06-14 04:16:48
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>at the movies with my mom
>seeing warcraft in IMAX
>about to head in
>an old guy tells me not to go in
>he says 'this is how u know how i go here all the time, the ushers still have the trash bags by the door they're still cleaning up'
>ask him if hes ever played warcraft
>he says 'yes it was very addictive'
>figure he doesnt know what im talking about since he mentioned it was addictive
>i mention warcraft 2 to him
>he says 'oh wow there was a second one?'
>realize he has only played world of warcraft
>explain it to him
>we keep chatting
>the ushers let us in
>he sits down right infront of us 2 rows down
>my mom whispers 'what about the no singles policy?'
>she starts laughing her ass off
>it makes me burst out in laughter but i try to make it seem like im laughing at the previews since we were the only ones in the theater at the time
>preview for the Secret Life of Pets comes on
>it was really lame and unfunny
>guy infront of us starts laughing his ass off at it
>my mom thinks this is hilarious and starts laughing at him
>I start laughing too because my moms asshole laughter was infectious
>another old guy comes in alone
>my mom says 'another guy, don't they know theres a no singles policy?'
>I said 'quiet he might hear u'
