>character opens beer
>twist-off cap
Yeah, and ?
>>70809620
>only 2 beers left in fridge
>forced myself not to buy a bottle of vodka tonight
probably gonna cave tomorrow. o well
>character drinks beer
>doesn't immediately spit it out, or chase it with water to rinse the taste of battery acid from his mouth
>>70809620
>character opens beer
>doesn't flip off the cap with his lighter
It's like it's babby's first beer every movie
>Puhwahhhhh
>character has a poo
>doesnt clean their bum holey with the shower head
>>70809735
pleb taste
>>70809620
>character opens a bottle with his fucking teeth
>>70809735
eat your chicken tendies, sweetheart
dont touch daddies drink.
>>70809735
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>>70812001
>im a big manly man because i like the taste of literal shit in my mouth
