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>"But that's not what it says heeere..."
I just came to get something to eat
I came here to fight a NAVY Seal I met on the internet, kiddo.
I didn't do anything yet!
TWO WORDS
I bet being a decoy was a blast
Is this possibly the best form of entertainment?
The eternal fight between man and his nature.
At some point they fought the good fight and lost, now slaves to their own base urges.
They became lustful demons and would risk it all for that one night of sweet bliss.
And they have it at the palm of their hand, mere second away from it only for Chris Hansen to show up.
And at that point they know they lost it all, their dignity, life, career, friends, family members, all of it. Evaporated into nothing.
Everything they strived for, all the bills they paid on time, classes they took, grueling social interactions they endured, all for nothing.
Their corruption is laid bare for everyone to see, televised even so it can be mocked in perpetuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyENETReiUw
>it's the daily "my life is shit right now but at least I'm not one of these guys" threads
>>70809070
you will never be this alpha
>>70809329
lel
>>70809020
>>70809070
>>70809229
Protip: if you are speaking to a user with a screen name of decoy, assume they are a decoy.
thought crime
None of these guys ever planned ahead before going in there.
>Call up two of your friends
>Tell them you heard about a party
>Buy a couple of six packs
>Show up with two other guys
>It's not Chris Hansen
>Your boys can chill while you get laid
>It is Chris Hansen
>Tell him that you were invited to a party by a friend of a friend
>Thought there would be a bunch of people
>>70809646
this
>tfw muslim
>tfw brother attaches bombs to his body and goes to watch football match in Paris
>tfw they search him and he gets arrested for thought crimes
It's not fair bros.
I wish they made a celebrity version of this show where the pervs would chat with celebrities pretending to be girls and then they'd confront the celebrities at a target location instead of Hansen.
Basically JLaw or Emma Watson show up and lecture them about feminism while they grovel under their feet.
>>70809732
And then get sex trafficking charges on top of everything else.
>>70809732
If these people were able to form friendships they would not be looking for underage girls on the Internet
>>70809480
Yes. They risk all for the purest, best pleasure they can imagine, and lose all.
It's even more entertaining because what percentage of people would go for some underage cunny if there were zero consequences? Probably a lot.
I don't get it.
Why don't they just date someone their own age?
>sweating intensifies
>>70809732
Your friends are fucked up if they are complicit to your underage abuse.
>>70809480
That was beautiful anon
>>70809904
>Why don't they just date someone their own age?
"Why do you want to eat out at a nice restaurant when you can just have a TV dinner like me?"
>>70809184
Onlineroleplaychatroom dawg
It was two words!
>why eat raw steak when you can wait until it's cooked?
>>70810284
>you'll never be so thirsty Chris Hansen will need to show up to give you a glass of water
wew
>>70810559
what a degenerate piece of shit
>>70810559
>purest
>best
>pleasure
Come on, if this guy can get laid, society should just let it happen. He is on a level playing field with a 13 year old anyway. Also, nevr4get my boy Richer. 19 year old dude was going to be an engineer? Nope, how about I ruin your life for trying to fug someone four years younger.
>>70810559
do you think when he slid his dick in her ass, he hung a handicap window sign on her ear?
>>70809545
That's why I stop in here every night!
>>70809732
see the problem is, Hansen has the transcript
>>70809644
I'm currently chatting with entrapmentfan2003. Says she's 13. Is this legit guys? Please respond.
>>70809732
>so what about these chatlogs?
>>70809757
based
So if they chatted like they did and didn't show up did they still bust them?
>>70810808
>13
>born in 2003
shit checks out all the way down bro
>>70810824
> You say here that you want to put your ___ in her ___ and then ___ all over her ___ as she ____'s her housecat.
>>70810651
Richer was trying to fuck a 13 year old. That's a 6 year difference, not a 4 year difference
>>70810865
doubt it. unless they give out all of their personal info on the chat, in which case i would assume they would pursue him if he didn't show up.
>>70810808
>2016-13 = 2003
math adds up i say go for it
>>70810875
Okay, that's what I was thinking too. Thanks my dude. She asked me to bring a half gallon of lubricant and to save the receipt. She must be writing it off on her taxes or something. Later guys! Wish me luck!
>>70810824
That's not my screenname.
>>70810916
Meh, still not the end of the world. That's the thing about making arbitrary cutoffs for age that differ based on the state you're in at the time. I've known 18 year olds that were less mature than 13 year olds. Also, it wasn't like he was a 40 something year old fiend.
>>70811057
>what is an IP address?
That's also why they also try to get them to bring specific items to prove it is them and the intent is there.
>>70811139
and that's why you show up with the six packs and claim you're there for the party!
>>70811191
If you go in the house, they have you dead to rights. At that point, I imagine they can search your property and confiscate your computer. God knows what they find on those.
>Bill, this is the weirdest shit. Check this out. This fucking creep has a 1TB folder full of this goddamn cartoon frog making weird as shit faces.
>>70811303
>it looks like he got the entirety of the Southern Hempishere banned from posting on a Swedish 'foot waifu' forum
>there's bags of shaved arm hair beside all of these piss bottles
>We have truly been able to Catch a Predator
>>70810559
HEEYYYYY I HERE TO SEX YOUUUU DERRRRRRR
>>70811303
>>70811554
>look at his internet history
>nothing but cuckold porn and discussing black dicks
>>70811554
Nice. I'd love to hear them say that on the new show
>>70810559
The best part was when chris hansen kicked the cane out from under him and said sex was for people.
>>70810559
>tfw Chris and the gang let him fuck the decoy out of pity and cheer him on
>>70810559
Hes got that swagger walk.
>>70810865
There's some episodes where a dude will drive up but decide not to go inside and the police arrest him because the chat itself was illegal in that state.
>>70809329
>he calls Dateline, "The Daily Show"
>calls Chris, John
KEK
>>70810284
Even in Death, he's still a pervert
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=27318104
hambubger was the best because his defense was that he couldn't get an erection.
>>70811139
>what is an IP address?
>what, you're unfamiliar with people spoofing IPs?
>>70813049
>Liver failure
Hmmm
>>70809184
Did that kill Fred Dursts career?
https://youtu.be/CF82yHngYp0
>>70809545
Truuue
>>70809794
>bella berates me for an hour
YES PLEASE
>>70809732
This *literally* happened on the show, and it ended just the same for the predator.
>>70808781
Funny thing, I actually think I matched with a decoy on Tinder a few days ago... she said she was 16 in her bio but the way it was written I totally thought it was a joke.
We messaged for a bit, and when I wouldn't acknowledge that she was 16 and I was okay with that she unmatched me. It could've been just a super autistic 16 year old girl, but afterwatching every episode of TCAPI'm almost positive they were fishing.
>>70810930
The main reason the show was canceled was because they did go after a guy that didn't show up at all, and he shot himself.
The family sued NBC and the local PD, buthe was actually a pedo the whole time.
The local DA threw all the evidence they'd gathered for the entire sting out and a bunch of guys walked just cause they screwed up.
>>70808781
>I'm sorry, can I go now?
>>70815226
>those puffy nips
>>70811057
>>70810824
>>70814154
I always wondered if they just filter people with spoofed IP's. Like, do they track that shit and do they only go for the weak and injured prey? Do they bother with the ones that actually work for it?
If they don't I understand as far as money/time constraints, but it sorta makes the show useless if you don't ever go after the actually smart ones, it's just mindless entertainment and not the social service they claim to be. They'll just keep going until they get one with a clean getaway.
These idiots they catch on the show would've been caught pretty quickly doing some dumb shit like flashing little kids in a park or something. What about the REAL predators?
>>70811303
>hey, bill! Check this out...
>buried under all this furry/cunny shit this fag has a 250 page analysis of the Silmarillion
Why was this show cancelled any way? Because some guy an heroed because his life was rightly ruined?
>>70808849
>operation iraqi freedom shirt
What?
>>70817627
Pretty much.
The best guys were the ones who showed up with condoms and alcohol, but then said they came here to tell the girl that he couldn't go through with it.
>>70809480
Yeah, based on laws that didn't even exist 100 years ago.
>>70809841
Are you suggesting they they seek friendships with underage girls offline? Isn't that what got them in trouble?
>>70809904
I didn't make this btw.
>>70817822
what the FUCK
>>70809545
Threads? That's the whole point of this website.
>>70815226
>so puffy
id let that streetwalker catch a few balls
>>70817521
The real predators are billionaire Jews who own their own islands in the Virgin Islands and only spend 13 months in prison and only sleep at their minimum security prison at night then drive a limo home in the morning.
>>70817521
>What about the REAL predators?
"Small thieves get hanged, great ones go free"
>implying there's an argument against moral relativism that isn't religious aka horseshit
>>70818001
But what about the poorfags that are actually smart enough to not incriminate themselves?
If all you have is a computer, you can still do a lot of damage. If they just shrug him off eventually he'll find a victim, and then they totally fucking failed. It's kinda like Dexter's code, if they're positive that the guy is gonna try again, why would they let him go?
>>70818133
Where are the Decoy's parents in all this? What kind of horrible parents let their teens do this?
Why aren't the parents being hauled away in handcuffs for child neglect?
>>70818161
Wut? The chat decoy is some random man/woman in their 40s, and the decoy at the house is 18+.
>Hi Chris! I'm here to have consensual safe sex with a 21 year girl that was role-playing as a underage online
They literally cannot touch you if you say this because every single thing you said is 100% technically true
>>70818206
But where is are the chat decoy's decoy chat parents in all this?
Where is the body decoy's decoy body parents in all this?
Why isn't Chris Hansen being arrested for neglecting his decoy children?
How can they even let a strange man like Chris Hansen be in these imaginary girls's houses? It's not right.
>>70818161
This
>>70818206
The decoy's are super young looking legal actors, probably pulled from some local theater college with the promise of an easy A, and the decoy is some perverted 40 year old fuck that's probably hunting his own kind.
I still don't get why they go after the low hanging fruit, though... they basically leave the entire tree full of fruit that's ready to fuck any cunny that comes it's way. They're doing a shitty job, if you ask me.
>>70818279
Weed is one helluva drug
>>70818260
a number of them tried this defense in court numbnuts
>>70818260
Except the decoy never said she was anything but 12/13 in the conversations.
>>70811673
C L A S S I C
>>70818392
Then the guy should say he's a time traveler from 1830 and also he's from Mexico.
>>70818491
...who happens to want to have sex with a 12 year old.
>>70817828
>>70817822
>Survey Size: 7 users of the /tv/ board of a Wakandan Ironmongery image board.
>>70809859
If the average /tv/ user was offered 14 year old pussy they would take it.
>>70809070
Smooth.
>>70818560
Yeah. A 12-year-old in 1830.
Did they change the law or something?
>>70818732
Broke the law in this age, if he wants to diddle kids he should have stayed back in the 19th century.
>>70818817
The law against talking to people?
Because in 1981 the mother of Adam Walsh left her kid alone to play videogames in Sears in a mall and a guy whose mother used to make him wear dresses and call him Susan abducted him and raped him and decapitated him? Why wasn't she charged with child neglect by the way?
>>70818888
These men had the intent to fuck a kid. Also, what the fuck are you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwoX9Igx-OY
jesus my sides
>>70818936
"""accident"""
>>70818926
13 is the age of consent in Mexico.
And the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act became law in 2006, in part to promote internet safety.
It contains civil commitment provisions for sexually dangerous people.
The Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act was signed on the 25th anniversary of the abduction of Adam Walsh from a shopping mall in Florida.
Adam's mother, took him shopping with her in a Hollywood, Florida, Sears department store on July 27, 1981. She said that she stopped to check out lamps a few aisles away and left him at a kiosk with Atari 2600 video games on display where several other boys were taking turns playing games.
Shortly afterwards, she said that she returned to find that he and the other boys had disappeared. A store manager informed her that a scuffle had broken out over whose turn it was at the kiosk and a security guard demanded that they leave the store. The security guard asked the older ones if their parents were there, and they said that they were not.
Adam Walsh was found murdered 16 days after his abduction in 1981, and the perpetrator was not named until December 16, 2008, when the Hollywood, Florida police department announced that they had evidence that Ottis Toole was the killer. Toole's mother was abusive; Toole claimed she would dress him in girls' clothing and call him Susan.
Anything else you'd like to learn?
>>70819143
Show isn't filmed in Mexico and isn't using Mexican laws. I don't know what point you're trying to make with the Adam Walsh thing.
>tfw no coundom
>>70819201
I'm pointing out that age of consent laws vary by state, and country, so what you're condemning in the US is legal in Mexico, and the federal age of consent law in the US is pegged to 18 in part due to the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act, which probably includes laws about speaking to minors on the Internet.
So like I said, because some neglectful mother leaves her child alone in a mall, and because some dipshit security guard kicked him out of the store, and because some crazy mother used to dress her boy up in dresses, and because some serial killer happened to be in the mall that day, you get America's Most Wanted, and these online stings going after low-hanging fruit, when most children are molested by family members.
>>70819334
I highly doubt it's illegal to speak to minors on the internet, hell you can probably speak about sex with them too. Where these guys fucked up is they crossed that line and came to a house with the intent to fuck.
Sure kids are also molested by family members, and they should also be punished. However, that doesn't excuse the "low hanging fruit" from also being caught.
>>70809070
Was this guy retarded or just southern?
>>70819402
No, the chatlogs in these stings are literally about online solicitation of a minor, which is from the Adam Walsh act. Even though the people they are talking to are not minors.
And these poor dumb idiots rot in jail while billionaire pedos like Jeffrey Epstein fly Bill Clinton around on his Lolita Express private jet.
>>70819402
A lot of them also got in trouble for sending pictures/pornography, which is illegal.
>>70819457
A lot of them seemed mildly retarded.
>>70819464
What these people are guilty of is the crime of solicitation. They believed that they were convincing a minor to have sex with them. Actively soliciting someone to commit a crime is a crime itself. Just like if I try and hire a hitman to kill someone. The very act of trying to hire the hitman is a crime - he doesn't have to kill anyone for me to be guilty. However it is also an inchoate offense. You can sometimes get out of an inchoate offense by abandoning your plan before you carry it out. So someone who makes plans to meet up with someone they think is a minor but then abandons those plans and never shows up might have a defense in some jurisdictions. It doesn't count if you see cops and get freaked out.
>>70819610
And "minor" is a purely legal definition, made up by lawmakers and lawyers.
Sodomy used to be illegal in the US too. That law changed.
And the age of consent used to be much lower in the US too. That law changed and they raised it.
So justify a federal age of consent of 18, when in many states it's 16, 17, and in some countries it's 13, 14, 15, and used to be as low as 7 in America.
>>70819610
Don't bother taking the b8.
>>70819659
Are you Muslim by chance?
What if the predator not only agreed to come over for a dicking, but also, unbeknownst to Hansen, posed as a normal cumslut on tinder and baited some poor horny schmuck to come to the bait house and watched the patsy get ruined on national tv?
>>70819742
No, but you could explain what's wrong with only having sex within marriage?
What these guys are trying to do is have premarital sex, so how could anyone defend premarital sex?
The following are also all examples of premarital sex:
All rape (except marital rape)
Bastard children born to single mothers
Sex trafficking
Child molestation
Child sex abuse
Child sex trafficking
Prostitution
Hardcore porn
The contraction of most STDs
>>70809329
;_;
>>70819818
>but you could explain what's wrong with only having sex within marriage?
Because it doesn't happen enough and it's boring? I wonder how much fewer men would be tricked into this stuff if their wife had just put their finger up their husbands butt and gave him a bj once in a while.
>>70809070
>the big ones?
For you
>>70817822
anyone acting surprised by this is either lying to themselves, a faggot or a woman
>>70818392
Except the decoy is, in reality, 18+ so like that anon said, it's 100% true
>>70820018
but the guy had no reason to believe the decoy was anything other than 12. Guys message the decoy and get the age, then comes to sexual chats.
>>70819899
I doubt most of these guys are even married. So these "perverts" that people love to demonize are actively seeking premarital sex. This is where people justify premarital sex, and move the boundary to an age limit.
But do the "rights" of a few adults to have consensual premarital sex, really trump the rights of all the people who are victims of: rape, being born to a single mother, sex trafficking, child molestation, child sex abuse, child sex trafficking, prostitution, hardcore porn, and the spread of most STDs?
Premarital sex includes all of those combined. For anyone to defend premarital sex, they are also defending all of those horrible actions -- including the guys on this show.
This is where people mention age of consent, which is an arbitrary line which varies all over the world. So instead of insisting on sex within marriage, they insist on the presence of "consent", which is a random goalpost, while meanwhile all kinds of people worldwide suffer the negative consequences of premarital sex.
>>70820056
>but the guy had no reason to believe the decoy was anything other than 12
Prove it.
If the man is videotaped coming into the house proclaiming aloud that he's there to have sex with an adult woman whom he was roleplaying with earlier online and when the decoy is, in fact, an adult woman.
>>70813107
>Ernest's Horse
>>70820094
They have the transcripts where the decoys clearly state that they are underage age.
In one episode some guy tried to pull something like that (he called out "and remember, you're eighteen") and the decoy refused to do it and insisted she was thirteen or whatever.
So yes, they have proof.
I know a lot of the shitposting is just that but some people say this shit seriously and I don't seem to get that the show probably had quite a few high priced legal experts go over this shit in detail to avoid any problems.
>>70820133
It was my understanding that this show hardly led to any actual legal consequences.
>>70820354
Yeah, it's true for a lot of crimes really.
But I meant (it ended up word salad at the end as I can't sleep) was that the show was out to protect itself more than anything. That's why they apparently did everything by the books and were careful with keeping things consistent.
>>70809732
>constantly write "Wow! Nothing gets me hotter than a LEGAL ADULT pretending to be a minor! This roleplay is SO HOT!" in the chat
>ask to come over because its your sexual fantasy to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor
>arrive at the house on a very small moped
>ride through the door into the house
>"Here I am, ready to have sex with a legal adult who's pretending to be a minor!"
>grab some cookies and ice tea
>Chris Hansen appears
>"Would you like to ha-" BRUUUUUMMM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUUUUMMM
>interrupt Chris Hansen every time he tries to speak by loudly revving the engine
>when he's finished ride my moped out of the house and do donuts in the yard
>don't even get charged because I said I knew I was talking to a legal adult
>>70817822
KYS
Y
S
>>70820522
I think I saved that picture from this very board desu.
Don't shoot the messenger.
>>70818715
Yeah, after all who would decline having sex with an older girl?
>>70819899
>how much fewer men would be tricked into this stuff if their wife had just put their finger up their husbands butt and gave him a bj once in a while.
How many of the worlds problems would be solved by this? Fucking selfish women.Not even joking.
>>70820499
>actual competent predator
>decoy exits out of chat
>predator just moves on to next victim
What are they even accomplishing with this show, high ratings?
>>70820797
if you read the chatlogs it's painfully obvious it's an adult pretending to be a teenager, and they do it badly for the most part. REALLY badly. I imagine that's why so many of the guys they bust seem like they are really stupid, because you have to be to fall for that.
Meanwhile the smooth talking smart predators that actually have a shot at convincing a teenager to bang them laugh at the obvious trap and move on to a real teenager to talk to.
But seriously have you guys ever read those chatlogs? It's cringey as hell, almost like a parody or something. It's hard to decide what's worse, those creepy as 40 year olds talking about their sexual emergencies or the decoys thinking they sound like children.
>>70820982
Seriously... I've talked to a few underage chicks on accident on dating apps (they lie about their age to sign up) and even those fucking 15/16 year old dumb as fuck girls are smarter than those creepy-as-fuck decoys.
Where do they hire those guys from? The sex offender signup line?
what would you happen if you showed up in a "I trolled Hansen" shirt and worse some clown shoes and a big wig to make it obvious you were joking the whole time, would they still arrest you?
What if you spelled out a message in the online chatroom using the first letter of each sentence as insurance that you're not a pedo?
>>70821283
TWO WORDS
>>70808849
that's... the guy from Star Citizen, Chris whatever...
>>70819299
I MUST GO SHOPPING
>>70808781
i wonder if whoever is typing the decoy shit is laughing their ass off as it goes on.
>>70821283
Honest to God, I can't wait for this to show up in the news. It's been discussed in pretty much every TCAP thread I've ever been in and some idiot anon is gonna just roll with it.
There are two outcomes:
1: you didn't cover your tracks and fucked up with the chat logs, and they have you for solicitation regardless if you were actually joking or not
2: You covered your tracks, and the decoy stopped talking to you 5 messages in
There's a reason every fucking one of these guys who gets caught is dumb-as-fuck... I don't think I've seen a single semi-competent one besides that Rabbi guy and he was nucking futz.
>>70821959
where are they even going to catch these guys anyway? do those chatrooms from the first show even exist anymore? i have not heard about them for fucking years, so i bet even if they exist hardly anyone uses them, least of all teenagers in the twitter generation.
where the hell would you even go to meet teenage girls? tinder? you know what never mind don't tell me, no good can come from me knowing that information
>>70822080
A few anons have mentioned being fished by obvious decoys on things like tinder and facebook, that's probably where they're trying but I wouldn't be surprised if they can't even make a show out of it when hardly anyone shows.
The smart ones will scope them out in public or something, but definitely leave no logs of any kind. Wouldn't surprise me if they worked at like youth camps and stuff, met plenty of girls that lost their v-card to their councilors there.
>>70821283
It's just a stupid idea.
If you wanna meet chris hanson so bad surely there are other ways.
>>70811088
Poor pedo, his career is ruined because he tried to fuck a kid. Boo Hoo.
>>70810559
>tfw my brother lives in the same neighborhood as that house
>>70822309
In my country, it's literally legal to fuck kids. The age of consent in 16, 2 years before becoming a legal adult
>>70822257
the other problem i see with doing tcap now is how easy it is to skype/facetime etc someone, live video. those decoys do not look very convincing except in carefully taken pictures or poking their head in the room to offer cookies.
you would have to be pretty stupid to meet a teenage girl(knowing damn well it's a crime) without actually talking to her face to face. I don't even think the dumbasses from the first show would be that stupid, right? Good ol chris hansen has to be on these guys minds in this current year surely
>>70809329
>Chris: So what is it you do for a living?
>Perv: I work in media sir.
>Chris: You work in media.
>Perv: Yes sir, I'd like to one day have a career in television.
>Chris: Well then Michael I'm afraid this is one of those good news/bad news situations for you...
Chris is a master of improv. I've always wanted him to guest on Whose Line.
>>70819299
Coundom vs ruber. Which is more effective at preventing STDs when banging 13 year olds?
>>70822436
My understanding is that all of the stings didn't even involve previous photos/vids from the decoys... making it even more stupid. They showed up with literally no evidence that it wasn't some sick fucking mid-40's creep.
I really wish I could see statistics for how many underage rapes/hookups they actually stopped. I bet it's not that many.Also considering the scheme the fucks who ran the decoy thing pulled, basically stealing like over 20mil.
>>70822492
kek did that really happen?
>>70822492
He really is, especially considering how unpredictable these guys are. Although I'm sure they edit out the bits where he fumbles hard.
>>70822868
>why don't you take a sheet right there?
>take a sheet? hahaha omg guys xD CUT let's try that again
>can you just come into the room again and pretend to be surprised when you see me? sorry about this, this is so unprofessional
>>70822868
Especially that one time where Chris Hansen confirms sensationalism by uttering the line "Oh, here's a good one!" while reading a chatlog.It was edited out.
>>70822888
How many times did they remove entire interviews? How many times did he fumble halfway through and they edited 30 seconds out?
I'm just saying, as much as I love Hanson, they almost definitely edited it in his favor.
>>70810284
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
>>70822803
What about good old protection?
DON'T BRING THE GIRLS
>not coming strapped
>drop the decoy once hanson walks in
>drop hanson
>engage the police and drive off in your killdozer
>>70823828
>doc block
>>70822895
>It was edited out.
>that redundancy
Chris Hansen is a shithead. He doesn't give one flying fuck whether his show "protects" anyone or not.
>>70823828
Fag only served a two month stint in jail.
>>70823908
And a literally hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on legal battles and bail. Not to mention a revoked medical license. Fucker's life was destroyed.
ARGHHH
>>70823349
WHAT!?!?!?!?
NO WAY!!!
>>70809794
No it would be Steve Buscemi pretending to be the girl
>>70821283
ITS A PRANK BRO
A P R A N K
P
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whats the best one, /tv/?
any links?
>>70809500
>gay romano
>writing in all caps
>NO RUBER
never fails to make me laugh desu
>>70823049
There are full interviews on Youtube.
>>70817428
And wasn't the suit dropped after finding reams of the shit on the ol family pc?
>>70809500
who's the last guy in this video? the "hey guys. cut" guy
>>70824244
I love this guys stuff, true dedication.
https://m.youtube.com/user/ZoeyMauve
>>70817658
The military is full of pedos.
>>70817822
Who did?
>>70809329
Any clip of this one?
>>70824987
yeah it a clip
>>70824915
>icetruckkiller
>>70824915
>guy just wants to have a good time watching family guy
>decoy starts talking about making out
what's all this about it not being entrapment again?
>>70824915
Wow decoy is a cunt
She brought this up
Anyone remember the episode where a cop in a fucking ghillie suit jumps out the bushes to grab the pedo?
>>70822410
>16
>kids
>>70819818
100% of all living things, that died over the age of 2, utilized oxygen in some way. I guess oxygen is inherently lethal.
>>70820133
>walk in housd
>I'd like to see some identification to confirm your age
>wanting to fuck a 16 years old (by all accounts and purposes, a "woman" already) as a 20 something boy is illegal and even worse, makes you a pedophile
America everyone, le land of the freedom, more like land of the cucked.
>>70817822
Holy shit that's completely accurate. We all know it'a all downhill from 18 in most cases. Not even pedo, that's reality.
>>70826538
when is the last time you talked to a 16 year old girl and considered them a woman?
they're functionally as smart as 13 year old boys
>>70811554
>We have truly been able to Catch a Predator
KEK
>>70809545
>Tfw you'll never get caught by people like Chris Hansen, because you're too beta to meet up with even minors
>>70826600
When was the last time you talked to a 20 years old and considered him a man?
They're functionally as smart as 16 years old boys.
On the matter, what the fuck has intelligence to do with sex. A girl 16 years old is well already into her best breeding phase, this whole you need "awareness" to have sex is a fucking retarded social construct that goes against nature's intent for which we were made to have sex at all, reproduction, we're fucking animals before anything else.
Even disgregarding this, this retarded show tries to pass off as "pedophiles" even guys with like 5 years age difference at best which is pants on head retarded.
Thank god I don't live in a third world shithole like murrika where you can get arrested for fucking a 17 years old as a 18 years old boy.
>>70809480
Saved
>>70809329
>BUT WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW
>WAS THAT EVERYTHING *WAS NOT* COOL
>>70826768
>Thank god I don't live in a third world shithole like murrika where you can get arrested for fucking a 17 years old as a 18 years old boy.
haha this almost happened to me. i was 18 and dating a 17 year old, and her parents hated my guts, so one day they decided to call the cops on me. Joke was on them, there's some sort of romeo and juliet law or something in my state that makes that particular case legal. Cops just joked about her mom was a psycho cunt and left.
I never even thought to look up the laws in my state. Anyone ITT that's around 18-20 years old and might be dating high schoolers look up the damn laws. I'd be on a damn sex offender registry if i lived in a state with shittier laws.
>>70809904
If they could find someone their own age they wouldn't be trying to hit on girls in the first place. Most of these men are not true blue pedos, they are lonely losers who go for underage girls because they'll be less likely to be rejected.
>>70809020
>i but on u and eat off your body :-DDDD
I just had a thought. Do many of the refugees have internet access? Seems like Chris Hansen could have a field day in europe right now.
>>70826538
Was any woman ever caught on this show?
What if a 14 year old boy pretending to be 21 online to pick up chicks ended up coming to the decoy house?
>>70827237
cops arrest the decoy for trying to seduce a minor online.
>>70824849
and gays
>>70824915
Anyone have the full chatlog? Did the predator talk about secks before this?
>>70824015
Good point.
>>70827237
Today's teenage boys can get tons of pussy without even trying. If a kid has to resort to such a pathetic tactic, he's probably horrifyingly hideous and deserves to be locked up.
Killed himself after being caught on national TV and finding child porno at his house. Sick fuck.
>>70809644
You understand that the actual transcript has been altered so that the audience can clearly see who the perp is and who the decoy is right? The name of the decoy is probably hotgirl13 or something.
>>70828202
Handjobs marketeer.
>>70828273
Her name is Dee_Koy69
>>70810808
totally legit dude, go for it!
>>70809480
Schadenfreude. But since they're all absolute double digit morons with cock for brains and are scum on top of it it's fine to laugh at them.
>>70810808
>entrapment
Ass devastated pedo detected.
>>70824849
Speaking of militaryin the newest upcoming episode they actually caught an Iraqi serviceman.
>>70828477
Obviously he forgot he was no longer in sandnigger country. Over there you are allowed to fuck anything with a heartbeat.
>>70808781
But you can easily spoof chatlogs. Hell, I've done it to mess with people. Doesn't even take any special knowledge, just a simple text editor like Notepad. So, how can chatlogs be used as proof?
>>70810808
Jesus
In 2 years I will masturbate to people born when I was 20
Really makes you think
>>70809329
In the 1500's that little '13' year old would have been married away to a 40 something land owner and pumped full of children (I mean fornicated with). Maybe the parents can teach the kids not to invite strange men over... Oh wait, the only things real about this show is the pedo trap treading a very fine line between 'catching a predator' and bagging a horny perv who never would have white knuckled his sweaty palms to some upper middle class three story to screw what he thought was an over privileged, sheltered, sexually overt preteen if it weren't for some self righteous bored/retired middle aged house wife crusader willing to lure otherwise blameless perv's(albeit fucked up pervs, but blameless perv;s.) into getting caught, not for a crime, but by by-proxy assessment of their statements. I think the whole thing is the epitome of the most wretched entertainment that western culture has regurgitated on the world. It begs the question; 'who is more sick, the faulted for having longed, in current moray err, intimacy with a minor, via some disconnect with people their own age, or the benign flesh sacks so devoid of merit that they need nothing less than to see a man's life destroyed over a crime that he 'most likely would have committed if even a modicum of this bullshit was real, to feel entertained or justified, or whatever it makes you feel that isn't the heartbroken ickyness for these sad, sorry, washed up dudes. But hey, if it makes us feel safer and morally superior then I guess it's worth it. What a crock of kid shit.
>>70829979
You have people verify or oversee the chats I assume.
>>70830111
(You)
>>70830111
wew lad
>age of consent in America is 18
kek in most of Europe it is 16 TOPS
>>70830111
Gas pedophiles when?
>>70830350
it's 18 in some states
don't care about yurop
>>70809229
This is the cerebral palsy guy.
>>70830350
Its 16 in the majority of US states, kys eurofag
>>70808781
i don't even want these cookies anymore...
>>70811673
kek'd hard
>>70830740
LOL
>>70809329
Holy shit, its like pottery
>>70830740
Whaaat? No way.
>>70823878
>not coming through the wall in your killdozer with "OOOOOOH YEAHHHH" blaring on loudspeakers Koolaid-man style
>>70824410
As far as I know, yeah. Pretty sad, butkinda funny.
>>70827194
Yes, but they're not interesting enough.
Not even kidding.
>>70827237
They have all kinds of guys that are like 17 and pose as older, they basically just shove them out the back door.
Seriously, this operation is fucking dumb. I'm sure it was started in good spirit, but it could be much more efficient if things didn't happen like the decoy "non-profit" stealing 20-fucking-million dollars. Who's the worse criminal at that point? I don't fuckin know, seriously tell me.
>>70830350
Depends.
>>70831147
Those seeking to pound 12 year olds.
>>70830967
jesus fuck, go back to 9gag or wherever the fuck you just came from
>>70829979
I'd assume they immediately drop anyone who does this, which means they let like 90% of the guys go almost immediately... fucking stupid.
This show is great for laughs, but if anyone in production actually thinks they're doing anything good they're a fucking idiot.
>>70831147
>decoy "non-profit" stealing 20-fucking-million dollars. Who's the worse criminal at that point? I don't fuckin know, seriously tell me.
The guy trying to fuck kids you simpleton
>>70817822
>9 yrs old
> >0%
Uhhh
>>70831216
>>70831280
>pose as 12 y/o for days at a time in sexual conversation online
>suddenly INEXPLICABLY develop an appetite for 12 y/o's
>steal over 20 mil
>now have money to take child rape vacations for eternity
>?????
>profit
>>70831236
Huh? I didn't think any of them even knew about killdozer, it's hardly mentioned here even. But if you're gonna use killdozer you might as well do it right.
>>70831151
Cool tip indeed!
>>70831552
too bad even in the states where it's 16 unless you are 18 or younger they can still easily fuck you over and get you labeled a pedophile
>>70831552
>tfw 22 year old girl on tinder matched me
>profile said she was actually 18
>tells me she's 17
>be 23
>met up with her anyway after googling if it were legal
>get lunch, kiss her twice at the end
>leave
>never text her back
>she hid her weight in her photos and was larger in person anyway
dodged a bullet on all accounts
>>70809229
i bet 100 bucks this guy browses /asp/
>>70831628
I've used tinder for like a week, and this is actually pretty fucking common. So common it's stupid.
>>70831731
shit's retarded man. probably one of the worst apps ever yet i go on it every day for hopes of matches
also, you might start to notice a few memes on there such as:
single mother
open relationship
hiding body weight with angles and clever photos
"anything but rap and country"
some bullshit about going on ~new adventures~
i can't believe girls think of half the shit they write on their bio, christ
>>70831552
And yet you're only ever allowed to show 18-year olds in video via tv/movies/online.
>>70811303
>Damn, some of those are fucking rare! Do you think I could move them to my collection?
>. . . You know about this shit, Bill?
>>70831151
I remember i when this college dude that was dating a high school girl(totally legal in my state, she was over our age of consent) decided to cross state lines for a party and banged her there. Boom prison, life wrecked, sex offender for life.
Really makes you think, that our country is fucking wierd about some shit. That's just mind bottling that something is a ok, but if you drive 5 minutes down the road and do it you are fucked for life.
>>70831805
>hiding body weight with angles and clever photos
Within a few days I caught on. Chicks that only do face shots and chicks that only do body shots, swipe left for both.
Also there must be some Cosmo magazine thing that they all copied... it's not just that they're similar, they're nearly identical (and not just the fake ones I've met with a few).
It's even worse by me, though... most are
>lol swiped for your dog
> I <3 country
>crazy fucking horse chick (avoid those at all costs)
Anything else is a fucking blessing, except for the half dozen I've run into that start the convo with "lol im actually 16."
>>70831805
>>70832063
Are you guys attractive and/or /fit/?
>>70832063
I think i'm doing something wrong on tinder. I have done pretty well with women over my lifetime so i have to assume i'm at least decent looking, yet I never get any fucking matches on there. granted i was pretty lazy with the pic i used and my profile but still. Is it possible i've been ugly all along and i just have the best game in the world? or what's going on here. why do those bitches not match with me. I even went and picked up some whores at a local river to prove that i'm not going crazy.
There's gotta be a trick to that thing i'm not getting. Never did online dating before
>>70832125
you know i think i'm just going to make a fake girl account to check out the competetion. Maybe tinder is just full of 6'5" ripped 10/10 face guys with great jobs and i'm fucked.
Seems like things like tinder are pretty awful for below average-average-above average guys. Women can just cherry pick the top 5 percent chads and all fuck those same ones, meanwhile most guys get the shaft. Honestly was better for nearly everyone before the internet as far as dating, in my opinion Besides chad thundercock of course but even he is gonna get screwed with an STD or a pregnancy to a psycho sooner or later.
>>70832125
No one on /tv/ is either of those thingsExcept me. Actually, I am.I do great with women in person, but for whatever reason things like tinder and facebook totally evade me. I've known guys that get laid all the time from facebook, but I hardly ever bothered.
>>70832144
I was lazy at first, and then just sorta filled out the bio with my bullshit not even caring and I started getting matches. Most of them never respond, though. Maybe we're both ugly as fuck and just have great game. Plenty of chicks have told me that they decide whether they'll fuck you or not in the first 5 minutes, and my online game sucks balls. I'll probably give it another week then just step up the bar game.
>>70817658
America merchandises everything, including their wars.
>>70809732
It's actually even more embarrassing when they try to make excuses for why they are there. The most embarrassing one was the guy who said he was there because he was looking for a job and that some kid told him to look there. Those excuses might sound nice in your mind, but they never work.
>>70832272
The thing is at our age women (girls, really) are picky as fuck. Their standards drop exponentially as they age.
I've fucked some hot as fuck models who were late 20's, but been totally cold-shouldered by 18-20 at similar hotness. It's funny, I've realized that guys notice their biological clock ticking far sooner than women, but by the time women notice they're already curdled milk compared to their younger self whereas men age like wine.
Life sucks. The saying "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is too fucking true it brings a tear to my eye.
>>70832350
I'm fit as fuck, but I've got a butterface. Online stuff is weird, because even ugly girls get attention from guys so they think they are high and mighty.
>Trying to bribe Chris Hansen with pizza
if you marry the girl over the internet, is it legal then?
>>70832508
Girls get satisfaction much differently than guys lol. They'll just get a few messages from a few different guys in a week and be cool and all warm inside, but I'd rather have fucked a few of them in that time.
I've gone on two dates, and had lengthy convos with probably 10 women. 8 of them just wanted to be assured and told everything was okay and they aren't ugly as fuck or whatever (give me a fucking break). One kinda seemed like she was looking for a manslave. One I'll probably take out again lol, she was cool as fuck (talked about physics most of the time).
The biggest thing I've noticed so far is that like 99% of them are dumb as fuck... like.... single digit IQ dumb.
I developed a litmus test after the first few days, sort of a toned down pleb test, and they almost always fail.
>>70832658
>single digit IQ dumb
>>70832643
Yes
>>70823828
I didn't do anything but I did something stupid
>>70832718
Are you sexist? Women can accomplish anything they put their mind to.I laughed just writing this god I hope someone will take them seriously one day, they work ever so hard.
Reposting this from previous thread(s):
Hey, did you guys know that some people from a TCAP forum have been filing FOIA request and getting the interrogation footage from a bunch of guys who were busted on the show?
They've been going up on YouTube over the past month or two and they're pretty interesting. I'll throw up links to what's available so far.
Here's all the Ohio guys.
Travis Fowler (1/2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL_IsZ88LtI
Travis Fowler (2/2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocItl0esrpU
Dustin McPhetridge (the cripple guy with the cane): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWawqTfa3vU
John Elliot (One of the most depressing, he spends most of the interview crying): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E17DNDzml0o
Richard Watwood (One of the only smart ones, he pretty much immediately asks for a lawyer): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtADJjdluA
Michael Patterson (The guy who got tasered and screamed like a bitch): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWhp6lx6ew4
Jim Rauch (He's completely drunk during the interview and rambles incoherently, fairly amusing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FkKBR83o8
>>70832643
Maybe
>>70832836
Here's Hambubger, the old dude who did the jerking off motion and tongue flicking.
(1/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKM8KPJyQMg
(2/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTHF2Dt-IGU
(3/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCUXXNuKSU
Brian Dory, stoner guy with the Jack Daniels shirt
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlYmXIU8L0
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrlYO4NJOo
Mohamed Abdallah, the Egyptian guy who is a Muslim and "doesn't do zissa stuff". Also immediately lawyers up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOVFWeTetY
Lance Fine, the guy who wanted to get punched and peed on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNcL2yxEvA
Oanh Le, the little Vietnamese dude who thought the house looked like a restaurant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6gzpn15QLE
Daniel Kelly, the guy who wouldn't let go of the keys and got his face smashed into the sand. He also turns out to be a Scientologist, watch his reaction when they ask him about seeking psychiatric treatment in part 3.
(1/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Umx_scTqk
(2/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P21iZHiWTAM
(3/3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlWRBqwOGc
Charles Green, the old guy with the convertible.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmxo0mbNsa8
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kr6RKiul_k
>>70832836
>FOIA
Why did I never think of that? God, I really am a failure at life...
![user328-retired_contributor-icetruckkiller[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QazDNNR.jpg "user328-retired contributor-icetruckkiller[1]")
>>70827983
http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=icetruckkiller103
>>70831147
>Yes, but they're not interesting enough.
Huh.
>>70832876
Safraz Khan, the youngest guy on the Florida sting. One of the two guys who got interviewed together.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d7wE3xEcho
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv53XWUEIsw
Todd Spikes. This was the cop from another county who showed up with a car full of guns. Also knew not to talk to the cops kept his mouth shut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83BoaCfp9EI
Michael Reyes. Nothing particularly interesting about this guy, he just seems genuinely kind of dumb.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq7QgqZsitk
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g-1scEhAuA
David Demers. The "my other noodle" guy.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPGbkJbRQA
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIir6zgo8UI
Deepak Bipst, the guy from Nepal who tried to argue that the decoy lured him.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4mYJ8C2SfY
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMDhsuWA9us
Anthony Sorintino. He's definitely on some kind of stimulant, watch his mouth and jaw twitches. He also claims to be bipolar.
(1/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDqKbBjnrE
(2/2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZabvOivL16U
Michael Collins. Nothing particular interesting about him, another one who lawyers up pretty quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6AV6xyHjdo
Yazfran Asfour, the "slave2mistresses" guy who said "I never do any sex with a woman"
(1/4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0icO69qXAA
(2/4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NObcipnk0Hk
(3/4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzyyYOm3Vhg
(4/4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_pnFs4NfyE
>>70833020
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIir6zgo8UI
>that thumbnail
BEAT DEBRA
>>70830111
>In the 1500's that little '13' year old would have been married away to a 40 something land owner and pumped full of children
They also took every shit outdoors and used a piece of bark to wipe their ass. So if you want to fuck 13 year old's do that too.
>that one sod who got arrested for talking with a 15 year old
>mfw14is aoc over here
>>70809480
That's terribly sexy.
>>70833257
I would fuck the ever loving shit out of a 14 year old man. Have you seen the tits on those things?
>>70832836
why the fuck are the asking him to waive his rights? i have been arrested several times and i don't remember anyone asking that shit, except the right to have an attorney present for questioning.
what kind of fucking shananigans are these assholes trying to pull
>>70833624
Only the ones with single mothers have big tits.
>>70833624
This girl is 14.
>>70820354
Depends on the state. Some all walked, others went away for a long time. A few killed themselves.
>>70833624
>I would fuck the ever loving shit out of a 14 year old man
>>70833832
Looks 18 to me
>>70833832
>this is illegal in clapistan
>>70833858
That's cause 14 year old girls these days are hot as fuck
>>70833832
looks disgusting to me
>>70822837
What scheme?
>>70809070
straight to the point, I like it.
this is how guys get booty calls to chicks houses, take the risk of getting straight to the point. 50/50 chance you'll get pussy.
of course if it isn't in a pedo bait room.
>>70809229
why would he want pharrels pants
>>70810559
he nutted as soon as he got out the car
boy just have been excite
>>70832658
What's your litmus test?
>>70831280
>gets payout from NBC for doing fuckall
>immediately sets top 3 employees salaries at over $200,000 a yearfor a non-profit
>run organization into the ground with 99.99% of expenses being dedicated to the salaries of the top 3 employees
Which is worse? Trying to fuck a kid, or stealing millions of dollars while pretending to find people who try to fuck kids?
It's kinda one of those half dozen in one hand and 6 in the other sorta deals. They didn't get caught trying to fuck kids, but they got over 20 million dollars from NBC to do what they never bothered to do... catch pedo's. They coulda donated that money to a charity and built like 20 fucking thousand wells in Africa, saving hundreds of thousands of lives, but no... they wanted to buy that condo in fucking Tampa or whatever else they spent that 200 fucking grand a year on.
>>70831361
What's the best thing about 29 year olds?
>>70834230
Their parents can't hear them scream from the island of Little Saint James?
>>70833832
>go to an over 21 club
>bouncers let in chicks like this
>they kiss you, both extremely drunk, consensual to her, you just don't give a fuck
you get arrested and thrown on the sex offenders list for life
>>70834230
nothing there old and haggard
>>70834230
There's 20 of them
>>70834359
say twenty-nine-year-olds out loud
>>70834397
yeah 29 year olds are old nowadays, and they look old.
>>70828202
>I have this magazine, it's called handjobs
>>70834507
WOOSH
DUDE IT'S A FUCKING JOKE YOU MORON
TWENTY NINE-YEAR-OLDS
JESUS
>>70834194
Pretty easy but it only really works on women with actual bios.
Pick something in their bio or one of their pictures and ask a specific question about it.
This works especially well with girls who are OMG like... totally a Game of Thrones fanatic.
The week Shaggy Dog got beheaded, I told one of those girls I nearly cried for him. She replied with "who the fuck is shaggy dog? none of the wolves are called that." Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I asked her if she was thinking of Grey Wind or Summer and she never answered lol.
I'm really not an autist... well, I'm an autist that has learned to hold it back. If you claim to be a die-hard fan and don't even know about a pretty fucking important facet of the show/books, then you're a goddamn liar.
Say what you want about my test, but it's filtered out the bullshit and what's left are either cool as fuck chicks actually worth dating and chicks that are DTF. Saves a shitload of time bullshitting with the bimbo's.
>>70809732
Just find a place you can watch from and order a pizza to that place, if the pizza guy gets jumped on his way out then you just spent the best $20 of your life, if he doesn't then go get some underage puss
>>70834572
???
if I had to I'd go for 29 years old even 33 years old but never anymore than that.
>>70834333
Hahahahaha, serves you right for going outside you fucking normy.
>>70834641
9 year old, twenty of them
TWENTY 9-year-olds
JESUS YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LIVE
>>70834707
>if I had to I'd go for 29 years old even 33 years old but never anymore than that.
he'd go for twenty 9 year olds, even thirty 3 year olds.
looks like he got you buddy.
>>70834585
Your autismal test is based on your love of Game of Thrones? Is "Shaggy Dog" even a charcter's name?
I think you're probably filtering out every women with a BMI under 30, friendo.
>>70834757
Do you know where you are?
BTW, Sophia Lucia has really let herself go in the last 4 years.
>>70834507
When I was 19 I got around like crazy. Plenty of 18-21 y/o's, a few late 20's, a few mid 30's... trust me, man. 29 is old as fuck for a single woman, even if she actually cares about dieting and working out/running.
They should teach it in school that girls are advised to marry before 25, or drop their standards dramatically... It makes me sad, really. Only reason it affects me is I get all of the super easy sloppy still kinda hot late 20's/early 30's chicks, but every time I see an early 20's guy get totally shaken off by an early 20's girl I don't even feel bad for him, I feel bad for her.
>>70834852
These roasties keep holding out for Chris Evans like our Asian friend from Germany, then suddenly they hit the wall and their insanely high standards backfire on them and their whole scheme to sell their body to buy into another guy's success is pretty much done for.
>>70834779
touche
>>70834791
Did you even read the post? I pick something that they claim to be a "super fan" of or whatever and try to start a convo with an easy as fuck fact that anyone who's actually seen the show/played the game would know.
I've actually fucked a few early 20's chicks, and had a few serious dates, and it's saved me a ton of time dealing with out-of-state bimbo's etc. Like one or two messages with no results versus 20 or 30.
>>70834925
>sell their body
Funny you say that, all the late 20's chicks I fucked were literally models... some a few well known. They get to be like 27-28 and basically get kicked out of the industry, and all the ones I met just live off of either their parents or alimony and run around looking for young boytoys.
>>70834986
I did read it. But I'm not from /got/ general so I asked if "Shaggy Dog" is just a stupid nickname people use online and if it's ever used in the show.
I was suggesting that your test is filtering out women with regular weight, leaving you with fatties.
>>70809480
*raises glass*
>>70835060
I mention "sell their body" since most female/male relationships are transactional in nature, as seen at this post:
>>70824464
For example, this is a picture of Virginia Roberts and Prince Andrew, possibly taken on the island of Little Saint James, owned by Jeffrey Epstein.
"Roberts, who was 15 when she first began massaging Epstein, claims that she was forced to engage in an “orgy with numerous other under-aged girls” on Little St. James, which one British tabloid now refers to as the “Island of Sin.”"
"Back in 2005 police conducted an 11 month-long undercover investigation on Jeffery Epstein and his estate after the mother of a 14-year-old girl went to police after suspecting her daughter was paid $300 for at least one sexual act on the island in which she was ordered to strip, leaving on just her panties while giving Epstein a massage."
Basically, the billionaire creeps get away with this Chris Hansen shit, while the poor dumb creeps lured online by people who collect $20 million are fucked.
>>70835065
I've gotten it to where I can filter out women who are just on there for attention, and then filter out those that aren't serious and will just use me to pay for their sushi dinner or something.
Shaggy dog is a pet wolf of one of the prominent characters in GoT, and anyone who claims to be a die-hard fan should know at least one of their names. The week I messaged that girl,Shaggy dog had just been beheaded.She most definitely should've known who he was.
Like 95% of the girls/women I've talked to were like "lol I'm such a gamer nerd look at me in my glasses with no lense and I'm totally holding a controller." That's not even just the younger ones.
Thing is, if I'm gonna fuck a chick I don't wanna work hard at it, and if I'm gonna date a chick... she better not be as dumb as a bag of bricks.
>>70835218
No I'm pretty sure I got it, since several of the models I hooked up with had like super sugar daddies.
One had, I shit you not, a billionaire who flew in once a month on a booty call in exchange for paying her rentand her kids dental bills lolI lived with her for like 4 months on that other faggots dime
>>70835232
Fair enough. Just filtering out casuals and/or attention whores.
Females are well-known for pretending to be into something just because a guy they like is.
>>70835311
Do you live in Maryland if I may ask?
>>70835218
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/jeffrey-epstein-brief-history-of-slime-786903
>According to police reports, Epstein paid a parade of underage girls at least $200 to disrobe and rub his feet, back, and legs. He would then roll over onto his back and masturbate while groping his teen victims and touching them with a vibrator. By comparison, a licensed Florida masseuse who provided Swedish deep tissue massages to Epstein and his guests told police that she was paid $100 an hour for her fully-clothed services.
Where are you now Chris Hansen?
Before the thread 404s can the chads in this thread tell me how to get laid? With teens(legal(16) ones preferably but I'll take older. I think I'm a bit below average in terms of looks but can I get hot chicks purely on personality?
>>70835355
Arizona. I guess it's actually pretty common for the Vegas ho's to retire here, whodathunk.
>>70835436
You're shit out of luck if you need to ask here.
>>70835436
You gotta show up with M&M's and pizza, dude. Condoms are optional
>>70835436
First see the AoC map:
>>70831151
And know that 18 is the federal AoC, which also applies if you ever cross state lines.
Be confident, be cocky, be funny, be gregarious, have lot of friends, be entertaining, be a clown.
She wants to be with you to make other females jealous, so you have to be that kind of person.
>>70835436
wat?
If you're mid to late 20's chicks your own age will totally go for you if you're charming and smooth enough, but it's gotta be in person. Chicks are weird as fuck when it comes to texting/messaging or anything not face to face. Totally unpredictable.
As for underage chicks? You're on your own, buddy.
>>70821283
It wouldn't work since they'd know they were just trying to cover their ass. One of the police officers talked about a predator left a note in his car beforehand to say he wasn't there for sex just in case he got busted, but they knew his real intentions.
Not to mention the fact a lot of these guys acknowledge they've seen TCAP before, yet still show up. There is no way out of it other than to just not show up.
>>70835436
It also helps if your a Jewish billionaire who own his own island in the US Virgin Islands, and if you have high profile Jewish lawyers like Alan Dershowitz who will seal evidence so none of your underage whores can come after you.
See:
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>>70835556
16 is legal in Massachusetts so I'm good, don't see anything about federal law having a play in that
Thanks for the advice
>>70835635
If you travel from a 16 state to another 16 state, and have sex in the latter state, that's still against federal law because you crossed state lines.
Also, even if you live in a 16 state, all images under 18 are illegal under federal law.
So even if it's legal in your state to have sex with a 16, any nude photos would be illegal.
>>70833015
Probably because, in general, woman are more attracted to men who can provide for them which tends to be a little older or their own age. Being attracted to a kid with no experience and probably a small dick is a rare fetish for a woman.
Men on the other hand like feeling power over younger boys or girls. That's why pedos are mostly retarded or cripple because they can't get that power over an adult.
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