What food do you order while at the cinema? Do yousneak food in?
Once I saw a old lady sneaking kinder eggs for her grandkids
Since it was in america I guess the kids didn't know about the little toy pieces in the chocolate, I guess she didn't warn them to make a surprise, well the fat kid took the egg, opened it, took a big bite and
>>70805067
and then?
I'm on the edge of the BBC cock
Saw a colored fellow sneak in a whole bucket of KFC plus the sides
>>70805067
AND THEN?
>>70805545
no you didnt
>>70805545
Why did you feel the need to mention his skin color
>>70805545
With all eight eyes?!
>>70804952
imagine sucking loudly on crab legs at the cinema
>>70805545
Nice try perpetuating race stereotypes Mr. Nancy
>>70805545
sounds good
>>70805067
the suspense is killing me
>>70805545
Racist
I sneak an empty water bottle in to spit my dip in
When did the crab leg meme start? It's been going on for at least four years. I love how it pops up just when you've forgotten about it.
Any meme historians wanna enlighten me?
>>70805670
You are human garbage that takes itself out with oral cancer.
I prefer to eat ass while watching kinos
I only sneak in butter tubs if I hadn't had breakfast that day, other than that, no.
>>70805670
>not swallowing it or simply spitting it on the floor
>>70804952
None for me but i bring a couple of live mice in my backpack.
I let them loose during the trailers and my falcon has to chase them when the movie starts and they turn off the lights.
>>70804952
Never sneaked....
Might sneak a wrap
I'm quite partial to pickled pigs feet after I'm finished with the cinéma showers
>>70805779
>spitting on the floor
i wish i could hate you to death
>>70805545
In all seriousness I had a black dude sit next to me and who brought in a pair of 40s to watch Age of Ultron.
In hindsight it was a smart move on his part but it made a shitty movie shittier.
>>70805950
In piecrust with toast
>>70805988
Take it easy hothead
>>70805953
>Not buttered elephant meat
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>>70806030
TRIPFAG LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70805670
Redneck low IQ white trash Trump supporting retard detected
>>70806718
greetings reddit libcuck
>>70805670
kill yourself
>>70806226
Reeeeeeee my ass lad
>Current Year
>not hiding crab legs in pant legs
>>70806718
>hating freedom
>>70806718
>people aren't allowed to do things I don't like
Why do you want an authoritarian government so badly? Why do you hate freedoms?
>>70806763
>>70806968
>>70807222
Go back to the 1800's you fucking racist.
>>70805670
i do this sometimes too m8
>>70806884
What if you have to go through the penis inspection
