Lady Crane edition
>>70803238
jon
>>70804521
was episode 9 leaked?
"And now it begins" - /Highgarden/
FIRST FOR ROS AND HER NICE TITS!!
>>70804565
Pat is a big guy
you know it's a strange day when silicon valley has a far more interesting plot and story than fucking game of thrones
GoT killed off my waifu and I won't likely get the new job I thought I had.
What a terrible day.
WHY DO THEY LITERALLY FUCK UP EVERYTHING???!!!!???
I for one am so happy to see this old s.o.b. again! I'm telling you, you haven't heard a cock joke till you hear it from this guy! where do you think tyrion learnt it from!!!!
>>70804625
A FUCKING.
FISH.
>>70804521
So who will not Arya kill that gets Arya hunted when she arrives in Westeros?
How long will she hunt her doppelganger to clear her name?
If the episode was good, it would not need essays written in its defense.
Post yfw CIA dies in the finale
>>70804609
My WAIFu died and the next semester begins tomorrow.
JUST
>>70804521
man, that was a hot bitch. are there some fappenign vids of her or sumthing?
>Smells like pussy
What did he mean by this?
>>70804640
Sure, of all the things in the world it is her name she cares most about.
>>70804625
that house died with the blackfish
>river captcha
>Danny kill Tyrion
man, i would fucking masturbate to the though of sheer confusion and indecision by the normies.
Anyone else don't want Littlefinger and the Vale to come to the rescue?
I'm not buying Jon as a leader let alone a king right now, everybody does the talking and convincing for him. If Littlefinger comes to save the day then that just makes any victory against the Boltons seem hollow, besides how many fucking times do we need to see a cavalry charge coming to save the day (Lord of the Rings part 2 and 3, Blackwater battle, Stannis at the wall). Might just drop the series for that alone.
>chopped my hair off this past weekend to become more like frogfu
What if Waif killed Arya and took her face to go to Westeros? Maybe they want to assasinate Jon and it would be easier this way
Of course seeing in this episode how Faceless Men operate they could just run up to him and stab him to death but I don't expect consistency in this show anymore
>>70804649
Your waifu killed off my waifu so I could give two shits about you.
>>70804661
>I am Arya Stark of Winterfell
Where were you last episode?
>>70804655
that he's never smelled pussy in his life
>>70804679
No.
So now that the Arya/Waif theories from last ep are dead, what's the next DABID?
>>70804671
Tyrion is one of the few good characters left. If they kill him off i'm about done at that point. Especially since LF is on his way out.
>>70804655
He fucked tons of traps
>>70804675
this has already been confirmed by leaks
>get educated
>>70804655
>when it's RIGHT up her butthole
>>70804688
wew
>Hound goes north along with brotherhood
>that means we're gonna potentially see Hound/Sansa reunion
Is fact that LF betrayed Ned a common knowledge? If not then it would be cool if he told her the truth
>>70804675
Im pissed that the Vale has to rescue Jon and Sansa and now all the Northern Lords will bow in fear of Robin than in respect for the Starks after the Arryns wipe out the Boltons, Karstarks, and Umbers
>>70804710
See >>70804640
It's painfully obvious and it'll be a HUGE REVEAL for normies
>>70804688
Ironic filename since you got it from there
>>70804655
>>70804737
Were those guys BWB?
>>70804671
It's okay he'd come back to life next season anyway
>>70804720
i know. but the sheer confusion and chaos it would spread among the faggots that are danny suporters would be amazing
BASED LADY CRANE THREAD
Many thanks OP
So what's the deal with Cleganebowl now? Are we confirmed NO HYPE at this point?
>>70804625
>implying Edmure did anything wrong
Blackfish was a dumbass who just wanted to go out in a blaze of glory and take everyone in the castle with him. Edmure saved the lives of everyone in the castle and the lives of his family.
Hell, I'm sure Jaime knows that House Frey is a disaster, and after Walder Frey kicks the bucket I'm sure he wouldn't be opposed to letting Edmure's son reclaim the position of Lord of Riverrun.
>>70804671
Goddamnit why did I laugh so hard at this
Just saw the episode, almost everything was so fucking wrong I can't even believe last weeks episode was so great. Here is hoping 9&10 will be good.
The fuck is going on in kingslanding btw, did they just cancel the already confirmed Cleganebowl?
>>70804720
Tyrone has become a quip master and nothing more. It's a shame and Peter is clearly half assing it as why shouldn't he if DnD are going to waste his talents?
repost because wrong thread
>>70803953 →
>No Jamie character development - we hear him say "I love Sersie" and "the things we do for love"
Jaime is EXACTLY the same person in S1 and in S6.
how's that for character development?
>b-but it might still change!
Yeah there's fucking 2 episodes left in the season I'm sure they'll have 30 minutes of Jaime redemption right?
Last 2 episodes are all gonna be bastardbowl and meme characters spouting badass lines and you know it.
But EVEN if it did change ( like Cersei writes a letter to Jaime to tell him how she loved sucking Lancel's cock for some reason and he drop her ), Jaime is the same character for 58 episodes in a row.
He'll most likely NEVER stop loving Cersei on the show and if he ever stops fucking with her it'll only be becasue she goes absolute fucking batshit insane with the wildfire and wants to kill everyone in KL, reminding him of the mad king.
That's not really character development if the only reason Jaime drop her is because she's turned into the antechrist.
>Jaime commands the entire lannister army
>Has a solid claim on the Westerlands with no one there
>Could claim three million in debt from the crown controlling its position
Despite all this he needs to capture riverrun to return to Cersei whose power is only Qyburn and the Mountain. Bullshit
>mereen eps 9 + 10
>dragons let out
>dragons do ok but still getting shot at by catapults, need help
>here come the greyjoys to flank the slaver fleet
>routes slaver fleet into bay and forces their army to land and unsullied kill them
>dany drops a microphone on the ground while there's a tits explosion behind her
>iron ships and slave ships time for westeros
>next season.
>>70804758
Cancelled on account of weather.
WinterHYPE is now in effect.
Night King vs The Hound who Axes
Thoros will referee
>>70804578
I want to shrink to be small enough to crawl under her dress and lick her nipples
>>70804762
>did they just cancel the already confirmed Cleganebowl
unfortunatly, it looks that way, friendo. especially since the hound is now gaying it up with thoros and dunderion.
I just want to come back to this question real quick
>>70804446
when the fuck does sansa get bred? she's been fertile and the key to the north for fucking YEARS
any guy not putting a bun in her oven the second after they meet her are fucking up
>>70804766
> "I love Sersie"
Do not bully NCW!
>>70804655
boipucci
>>70804688
At least we got some quality webms from this episode.
>Slave masters get BTFO few times in a row
>They are still able to attack Danny city with huge fleet armed with cannons
>Meanwhile le dragon empire doesn't have a single boat
>>70804768
you're forgetting the only thing we know about jaime.
he doesn't think with his head, he thinks with his dick. and his dick craves only incest.
was the blackfish a device to show jamie that pride is often the downfall of great men?
>>70804752
Nope, see guy on the right
thoughts?
>>70804760
Yeah but it sucks that if the siege had gone on one more episode, Blackfish would have found out the Vale had joined the rebellion with the Starks and help was on the way
The men wouldn't have betrayed Blackfish and held their ground if they knew the Vale and North was on the way to save them
FACELESS MEN
season 1: the best and most expensive/successful of assassin organizations with a 100% success rate; so expensive, in fact, that not even fucking king robert can afford their service to kill dany and viserys
season 6: a low level street actor cast in a play can hire their service in order to kill the lead actress; ALSO CANT KILL A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL
Does anyone else want to see Melly die a heroic/tragic/meaningful death DESPITE all the people she's had burned, all the needless death she caused, etc. She made a god's honest mistake and maybe ressing Jon wasn't enough to make up for it all. It's super hand wavy, but I wouldn't mind seeing what else a red priestess can do.
>>70804821
Yes but it has 5 of the most plot armored characters on the show, so who the fuck cares.
>>70804766
Jaime had no reason to negotiate with the Tullys. He had no reason be nice to Edmure and offer him a comfortable position in Casterly Rock. He had no reason to let Brienne go, he knows Cersei would want her captured and executed for helping Sansa.
He did all of that because he's a somewhat decent person now. He hasn't rejected Cersei yet, but I'm sure that will come later.
>>70804694
So, how exactly is it that Tommen can just outlaw trial by combat, and no one cares?
>>70804840
>implying jamie can learn such a message
>implying eh shouldn't have learned with his father tywin allready
So what now?
test
>>70804840
The blackfish was a device to conjure a tully army out of thin air for sansa.
>>70804895
he's the fucking king.
the king does as he likes. or, in this case, as sparrow likes.
So who else is hyped for the nuke that will blow up KL?
>>70804872
>lady crane heals arya with home remedies
>arya still not healed, bleeding during her fight with the waif
>arya kills her, removes her face, places it in the hall of faces
>threatens jaqen and marches out to winterfell
also note how the whole fucking house is empty save from jaqen, arya and the waif (rip)
>>70804872
Their price is relative anon. A King would be asked to give up half his Kingdom (or in Roberts case; drinking&whores). It's all about what they care about. A beggar would be able to buy a hit with his/her child, for example.
>>70804843
don't be an asshole
So the Faceless Men consists of one 40 year old guy and some random girl?
>>70804843
I'd hit her.
>>70804760
Blackfish could literally hold the castle for years, years the lannisters don't have.
Worst book to show adaption ever. I finally feel like Preston and Elio
>>70804578
noe now it ends
>>70804971
me too, with a stick
Jamie will go to KL to save but finds cersei saying burn them all
This where Jamie finally had enough and kills her
>>70804963
it's never the same person, they're just wearing the same face
>>70804885
I want her to suffer a painful death BECAUSE she rez'ed jon.
>>70804963
a 40 years old metalhead and his underage gf
>>70804937
Well, what he does is basically the same level as saying
>oh and by the way, your firstborn daughter inherits your title from now on instead of your son.
There's gotta be SOMEONE who's confused by that decision
>>70804872
I seriously think that Jaquen and the waif, are just lowly servants messing around when the real assassins aren't home but out there doing the actual work. What sort of assassin just hangs around in a temple all day.
BEST CHARACTER INTERACTIONS POWER RANKING
1. Varys and Baelish
2. Ned and Robert
3. Varys and Tyrion
4. Bronn and Tyrion
5. Tywin and Jamie
>this guy got his ass molested then got beheaded by the Hound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4LH7cTY6II
kek
>>70804885
I wanted to see her fuck Lady Crane.
>MILFbowl
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471968/
How was the episode?
>>70804973
Yeah and Blackfish needed one more episode to create an absolute nightmare scenario for the Lannisters considering the position they're in
But now he can't because the siege is over with 1 casualty
>now you are really no one
>i am arya stark of winterfell
>ok whatever man, bye
>>70804760
You know they're going to kill admure right?
>>70804625
So when Ed dies can we declare SalsaxSweetRobin Lord and Lady of the Riverlands?
>>70804760
how fucking delusional are you?
>Edmure saved the lives of everyone in the castle and the lives of his family
his fucking bannermen no longer respect him, they marched out of riverrun while stepping over tully banners, edmure should of stayed with blackfish and continue with the siege
>Hell, I'm sure Jaime knows that House Frey is a disaster, and after Walder Frey kicks the bucket I'm sure he wouldn't be opposed to letting Edmure's son reclaim the position of Lord of Riverrun
hell, you're a fucking idiot anon... who the fuck let you in here?
Requesting that bald Arya meme
>>70804676
pls b in Edinburgh
>>70805002
Why anon? Not a Jon fan or is there more to it?
>>70804994
WIth my magic wand, yes, that's the general idea.
>>70805006
they can be confused all they like. he's still the king, and his word is still law.
he could literally order every women from dorne to the wall to only wear banana costumes on fridays and they'd either comply, die, or start a war to overthrow him.
>>70804973
I don't see how.
Couldn't the Lannisters+Freys just build seige weapons and smash the drawbridge down, then push a makeshift bridge of their own across the gap?
The drawbridge looked fairly then, a few siege catapults could knock it down.
>>70805021
Holy shit
>>70805066
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE LANNISTERS WOULD HAVE BEEN FACING CATASTROPHE IN ONE EPISODE IN EDMURE DIDN'T SURRENDER
>bow down and miss my knees
What do?
>For some of his international work (e.g. Game of Thrones), Wlaschiha dubs himself in German.
Kawaii
>>70805065
>die, or start a war to overthrow him.
When I say "confused" this is actually what I mean. The lords, which by the way hold the real power, not some 8-year-old brat, will not accept this, as trial by combat usually is the only thing that stands between them and the law.
>>70805025
If we're going with who Melly should fuck next, let's go with the other red priestess
>RedBowl will give you wings
>>70804625
>WHY DO THEY LITERALLY FUCK UP EVERYTHING???!!!!???
RIP HOUSE TULLY
>>70804694
It was Waif taking Arya's identity
>>70805103
Which the characters don't know m8.
They're not prescient
>>70804742
That's tumblr's wet dream
why did davos want to bring back jon anyway
>>70804888
He was nice to Edmure because he gave him some bacon&eggs to eat before threatening to splatter his baby on the wall with a catapult?
I'm oversimplifying here but 99% of Jaime's douchebaggery comes from Cersei.
Just about every evil/evil'ish/morally wrong shit he's done is because of Cersei.
Jaime's redemption is a whole progress in the books, it doesn't just happen only with that letter he burned... But that was one of the key things he did. Realizing how toxic Cersei is, and dropping her.
But again, if (IF) he drops her on the show, it's only gonna be because she's gone batshit insane and wants to kill everyone.
Dropping her because she's the devil doesn't redeem Jaime. He never realized she was toxic, he'll only drop her because she's the worst person on earth NOW with the wildfire.
That's not the same level of redemption as dropping her because she's just a shitty person overall and wasn't ever good for Jaime.
>>70805125
cant wait
>>70805054
Sorry Im not
>>70804768
>Has a solid claim on the Westerlands with no one there
what
>>70804843
She hit the wall so fucking hard.
>>70804742
I had the same idea >>70803781
>>70805021
Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone but just couldn't put the finger on it.
He's pretty fucking good too.
>>70805123
Agreed. It will happen when they make Jon and Dany father the next king.
>>70805152
post your address so I can hunt you
>the hound gets an infection and nearly dies from a bite
>khal drogo dies from a little slice on his chest
>arya takes three stab wounds, jumps in water, gets healed by someone who stabbed her bfs and patched them up,
>parkours away from a fucking assassin, kills her, goes back to master assassin
>you are now no one
>no i'm arya stark
>ok yeah
what is this bullshit? why did we need 2 fucking seasons for this???
>>70805138
>He was nice to Edmure because he gave him some bacon&eggs to eat before threatening to splatter his baby on the wall with a catapult?
This was LITERALLY in the books you dumb shit. Jaime was playing nice and Edmure kept being a cunt so he decided to play bad cop.
In the books, Jaime says to himself that his oath to House Lannister comes before his oath to Catelyn, and he WILL kill everyone in Riverrun if they won't surrender, but he wants to resolve it peacefully.
>>70805168
Holy shit are the waif?
>>70804676
guy or grill?
>>70805111
That is the worst shirt I've seen in a long time. Remember that color changing dress? This shirt is worse. Other than that Jaqen a boss.
>>70805105
Obey her command, what else could I do?
That'd be rude to deny her.
PRESTON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
TELL ME HOW SHIT THIS EPISODE WAS
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
I'm convinced you fags who complain about book-show changes aren't even actual bookfags, you're just wikifags who spout book trivia without proper context in an effort to sound intelligent or to one-up the showfags
>>70805066
>couldn't they just break the bridge down through the moat and then just like kinda catapult it all to hell lol
Siege warfare takes a fuckton of time because the people inside don't want to let you in and you need a ton well prepared and focused manpower to breach defenses. A fucking catapult won't even be able to hit the drawbridge because catapults are not a tactical assault rifle.
>>70805179
Ok, I understand that some people dislike repetitive whining, but surely everyone must at least see a sliver of the shows drop in quality?
>>70805209
or more likely, they were originally showfags and then after season 1 was finished they read all the books
I miss Oberyn/Jamie/Tyrion/Cersei/Tywin Kings Landing. God that shit was the best.
>>70805209
burden of proof :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukfBpaB-Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukfBpaB-Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukfBpaB-Q0
COME NOW!!!
GET IN HERE!!!
>>70804895
He's the fookin king
Its finally going to be fulfilled
Lannisters fucking shit ruin everything.
>>70805184
post address
>>70805209
you got me
>>70805183
>This was LITERALLY in the books you dumb shit
I knew you'd say that, exactly why I followed this by the thing about Cersei.
But how does the fact that it was in the book change anything anyway?
You implied "He was nice to edmure"
I retort "No he wasn't he threatened to have his baby splattered on teh walls"
and you say IT WAS IN THE BOOKS!
Ok?
That makes it any nicer?
The main point was that he wasn't nice.
BUT
In the books yes he does the same thing, while also getting rid of Cersei.
THIS is what makes the difference.
now he's still threatening Edmure, but still loves Cersei.
>>70805243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VuGknEfQY
>>70805066
i don't think you know how sieges work.
let's say the lannisters brought trebuchets (which are very expensive, and very heavy. not to mention hard to conceal) and somehow, manage to get them within firing range whithout the defender doing anything about it.
Now lets say they are able to somehow destroy the rectratable bridge (no idea how. can't reach it with a ram, and a trebuchet would be either to inacurate, to time and resource consuming and somewhat dangerous)
now lets say they somehow make a bridge (while under fire from the archers, the oil poats, etc..) and are able to somehow build it over the HUGE FUCKING MOAT
even then. how are they gonna get past the fucking choke point which is the fucking entrance, with archers raining down arrows and all other type of ill shit.
there's a reason castles were popular. they were very good at keeping large amounts of people out, while only needing small amounts of people to defend it.
there's a french lady (can't recall her name) whom, with only 8 men in her castle (the number rose, they were able to sneak reenforcements in) defended a castle against 2000 invading men. Castles are remarkably hard to conquer. that's why most invaders would rather wait out the sieges. (since they can be supplied from the outside)
>>70804954
And No One has nothing to give and thus gets the services for free.
P O T T E R Y
ITS A "DANY GETS ANOTHER FREE ARMY" EPISODE NEXT WEEK WHEN THEY GREYJOY FLEET ARRIVES TO ATTACK THE SLAVERS
my god I'm so done with this show
>>70805242
You know who else was King?
Joffrey. And what happened to Joffrey when he did things other people didn't like?
Oh, and Robert. I wonder what happened to him?
>>70805245
Didnt they tell you not to run with blades?
You can hurt someone
>>70805240
>34 minutes
'no'.
tell us where the good bits are or some shit.
Where are Yara and Theon in the books?
>>70804521
You know what I liked this episode?
This scene right here with the music and Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion feeling truly alone for the first time without any Westerosi around him.
But then Dany comes smugging her way back in the same episode and suddenly loneliness isn't the worst thing in his life.
>>70805304
>Yara
>Books
>>70805301
the whole thing is good, you autist
she's blasting the whole episode
>>70805304
With Stannis
>>70805209
you're right books are hard to read, gurm is so tough
>>70804521
has this bitch shown her tits?
Is Waif capeshit?
>>70805304
Both prisoners of Stannis Baratheon in the crofter's village, waiting for a Manderly and Frey attack.
>>70805296
except, you realize, that everyone except the cucked nobles love the sparrows
it's a populist uprising, the people are finally realizing the entire concept of power and noble privilege is a meme that has no hold over them when they choose to reject it
>>70805017
>Tywin x Joffrey
>Sandor x Joffrey
>Davos x Shireen
>>70805304
Captives of Stannis near winterfell. Start of TWOW
>>70805308
Isn't he like a blood thirsty hermit in the books?
>>70805319
fuck that, I can lurk these shit threads instead. I don't need some autist whining in my ear for half an hour
>>70805184
i wouldn't worry. the only thing the waif WAS good at was hitting little girls and killing helpless women.
aerys = the mad
robert = the usurper
joffrey = the vicious
tommen = the soft
>littlefinger = the bane?
Is Jaime going to end up having to kill Cersei for the same reasons he killed the mad king?
Is that where all this is headed to? Cersei wanting to burn King's Landing and Jamie having to choose between her and the 'morally' right thing to do?
>>70805330
on /tv/, "capeshit" is just a buzzword for "thing I don't like", so yes, she is capeshit
>>70804676
Literally purest of all waifus.
>>70804905
>>70804936
TOP KEKKKKKKKKK
>>70805338
Well, too bad the cucked nobles are usually the only people who do all the kingslaying.
>>70805209
the books are shit desu.
i still don't know how people praise them.
>>70805066
Very large scale siege weapons don't seem to exist in Westeros, we're told (at least in the books) of several castles whose walls are thick enough to be basically impervious to the weaponry found on the continent- in fact this seems to be the norm. This was true of Europe as well before the Mongols arrived with Chinese engineers.
>>70805301
Then go watch that cancerous Emergency Awesome if your short attention span cant handle more than 10 minutes
who /rightfulkingindanorf/ here?
>>70805292
are you dense? she has got the weapons of mass destruction. of course they would ally with her.
>>70805363
Kinda cool, but I wouldn't find it as satisfying as David probably expects.
>>70804853
*SIGH*
WE WISH ANON.... WE WISH
>>70805017
2.5 Arya and the Hound1.THE HOUND AND THE MOUNTAIN, GET HYPE
>>70805292
keep in mind that we'll see Dorne again this season, no way that shitty plot line ends that way in S6.
If Dany makes it to westeros they'll probably land in Dorne and they'll get yet another free army there as well.
If it's not in S6 (might not be enough time left for that) then it's early on in S7, probably first or second episode.
>>70805111
Is he auditioning for the gay porn parody of fight club?
Everything is so stupid I don't know where to begin
>why was arya even accepted as a trainee when she sucked at everything, clearly she wasn't important as they decided to kill her
>why did she walk around in the open
>how did she survive the stabbing
>why did jaqen decide to let her go
>what was the purpose of her entire storyline
>>70805179
Hound also survived being lefted for dead with bone sticking out
>lady crane will never save your life and offer you a chance to travel with her
>you will never develop a motherly bond with her
>you will never take that relationship one step further as you fuck her in the ass as she screams "cum for mommy"
Episode 8 was legitimately bad. I forgot that an episode was even on last night because of how poor the season was. I just finished watching it like 15 minutes ago and am appalled by how bad it was. Mereen was horrible. Tyrion and Missandei and Grey Worm was cringy, I honestly skipped it. Dany flying in out of nowhere was lazy and predictable as fuck. The harpies were no where near the pyramid. How would they have gotten on top so fast? It was obviously going to be Dany. Arya's scene was so bad. No way was she going to die That chase scene was so poorly done. When Arya is bleeding and lying on the floor Waif just stands there looking at here. So fucking poor; the scene was filled with tropes. They also ruined Jaime's character even further. That exchange between Jaime and the soldier just reeked of budget cuts and disinterest. "Why waste time showing us at least capture Blackfish when we can squeeze in Dany?" Grrm at least took risks. The pacing is horrible for everything and the show is clearly just fan service shit now. There is nothing to adapt so might as well please the swathes of people who just watch to say "Yas Khaleesi" on twitter. Only interesting thing was Sandor. Time to go find the leaks and spare myself from watching the last two episodes; I know they won't be worth it.
>>70805360
littlefinger = the ladder
So how is Khalorisi going to take all those boats that showed up? hey, great timing right?
>>70805319
>>70805390
it's not just the time, she just isn't very entertaining.
Just because she hates the show the same way I do doesn't make it fun to watch.
>>70805433
and is still limping 2 seasons later.
>>70805393
the hilarious thing is, he IS the heir of the North. He IS the heir to Robb, either as King or as Lord of Winterfell.
but Jonfags completely ignore him because his existence goes against their desires of their husbando Jonny Snow getting the throne they want him to get
>>70805375
At first I thought Frogfu was the plebbiest of all waifus ever but she truly is the only pure waifu in this shit hole.
>>70805451
so preston only?
>>70805308Feel.
>>70805421
To waste time
because we can't have any time for actual good plots, like LSH or Dorne
>>70805330
no, she's capekino
>Arya surviving last week's fatal stab wounds
>the hound supposedly joining the brotherhood
>septon banning trial by combat
>Jamie threatening Edmure's kid because he loves Cersei too much
>Qyburn telling Cersei his little birds have returned with something
>Daenerys returning while they're under attack
I dont really know the direction this show is heading but it's fucking shit right now. Literally no development, like why the fuck did Arya spend all that time in Bravos if it was for nothing?
>>70805352
based OP
Daily reminder that Thoros > Melisandre
>>70805421
You do realize that there are two Aryas and the faceless men literally recruited her to steal her face to kill someone later on they knew only a Stark would be able to get close enough to kill.
Arya being hunted and blamed for the faceless men's target's death will be a plot point of S6.
>>70804663
rare suzie
Why in the name of god does Daenebin Trombone keep getting free armies?
How did she kill ALL the fucking masters of combat burly men just by knocking over a few braziers?
Why did none of the thousands of people standing outside see anything wrong with two foreigners who had obviously killed the guards and blocked the door (guards who were still laying dead in front of said door)?
>>70805440
while i agree with a lot of what you said i dont have a problem with dany allegedly showing up out of nowhere
it was pretty obvious she had to go get her unsullied so i dont see why this is a problem for people except for the khaleesi haters which you clearly are
>>70805330
That Waif is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until YOU ARE DEAD!
Finally a girl is a hologram.
>>70805440
tl;dr. kys.
>>70805489
>septon banning trial by combat
that was good. it fit and it was actually a character being smart for a change, also didn't see it coming.
>>70805440
I'm convinced this is all a social experiment of some sort
>make 1-2 great seasons of a show turning it into a normie phenomena
>progressively turn it into shit to see how people react
>literally looks like a crappy schoolproject and people still follow it like zombies because of social pressure
Fedora aside, people really are sheep
>>70805438
feels I didn't even know I had in me
>>70805066
>Build a wall around the castle
>Now they have to seige you to get out
>>70805421
>why did jaqen decide to let her go
A man is chill like that.
>>70804885
friendly reminder that melisandre is 2000 years old and we don't know why except for the fact that we needed her to show us she's a dinosaur to extend the "jon resurrection" suspense
FUCKING HBO IS TROLLING US KEKKKK
So, what's the episode ending?
-Dany landing?
-Jon's parentage reveal?
-Arya killing someone? ( walder? )
-LF's death?
-Tyrion telling bad jokes for 15 minutes?
Other?
relevant
>>70805222
I'm still a huge fan of the show, I waste god knows how many hours on here defending it for god knows what reason (autism probably). Yeah, it has dropped in quality quite a bit. The plot armor and inconsistent rules is getting out of hand. I don't think D&D have faith in their show now and can't handle the mundane.
What's the point of le ebin imp funny maymay scenes?
Do they do it because normies like it?
250,000 viewers and 99% likes and all comments are positive for that scene on Youtube.
I would bang lady crane for one
two for dat feeling you get when you watching GoT and you know /tv/ gunna flip
>>70805489
GoT has CW-tier writing now but with the same production value they had at the start
>>70805188grill
Arya Stark finally is done with that arc
Hound is back
I was willing to throw the series away but it got good towards the end of the season.
>>70805547
That's like 95% of all moderately budgeted TV shows.
>>70805570
the season ending I meant*.
>>70805105
Can't I just suck on her toes a bit
Frogfu is cute. Cute!
>>70804605
read that in his voice
>>70805570
parentage reveal
>>70805583
Why do you ask questions and answer them in the same post?
If people liked eating shit they'd sell it in restaurants.
if tommen and jaime dies then tyrion would be next in line for the throne and best girl could take over without bloodshed.
>>70805111
Here's what he sounds like in the original Lyseni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpzcI1t62VA
>>70805547
I still watch it because characters i ike are getting those 20 minutes of screentime per season
>>70805628
is that a snake?
jon snow is elia martells child!?
Lady Crane isn't the actress who is in The Babadook?
>>70804644
>Post yfw CIA dies in the finale
no
>>70805526
I want to move aside her hair and gently kiss her lips.
>>70805457
A bunch of scheming faggots they are. Bran is king.
>>70805642
I ship them so bad hngggggg
(The S2 versions not the S6 abomination)
lannister armour is based as fuck besides that gay ass helmet
>>70805304
Prisoners of King Stannis Baratheon
Does anyone here actually like the funny Tyrion scenes?
>>70805557
A relationship with a older gal is the purest form of love.
>>70805440
>How would they have gotten on top so fast? It was obviously going to be Dany
I honestly thought it was Rhaegal and Viserion but I'm betting D&D already forgotten they released them a couple episodes back
>>70805519
Ah yes anyone who doesn't like a barely developed character in a poorly written scene is nothing more than a hater.
>Danerys is going to have 20 mins of screentime taken away from the Battle of Ice
Oooh boy I sure can't wait for her to just instantly win and a free army in the process
>>70805522
Come with me, why even live?
Why does Edmure even care about his baby? He said it himself that he's never even seen him
His whole marriage was a ruse, his wife that he never saw after the wedding is a fookin Frey, I don't understand how he can consider them family
>>70805597
post face qt
>>70805689
there is literally nothing gay about a helmet shaped like a penis
>>70805296
>And what happened to Joffrey when he did things other people didn't like?
Like kill Ned? Nothing.
Tommen's controllers are all fine with Cersei getting the axe.
Anyone have the image of the High Sparrow wearing a MAGA hat?
>>70805258
You stopped reading before the
>Jaime decides to play bad cop
part. And it shows.
>>70805719
Cause he got to creampie that hottie wife and wants some more
>>70805735
stay pleb
>>70805639
>jaime and tyrion in line for the iron throne
how does that work?
>>70805681
i want toFuck her hard in the ass, while her face pressed to the ground, hearing her grunt, moan and crie for me to stop, while i ravage her innocense.
bran watches, powerless, like the fucking drag that he is
Is Jaqen the worst cult leader of all time?
>hey you're going to join my cult or DIE
>unless you want to leave that's cool too
>>70805709
>that battle
>this season
that's going to be the initial draw for s7
>>70805720
Not for a tripfag like yourself
Have to have some honor and dignity
>>70805537
Please back to redd!t. If you can't handle criticism of something you like even when it is clearly shit you should go back to your hivemind and stay there.
Hey Dabid it kind of look fucking retarded when 9/10 episodes are stupid memes and incoherent plots and you barely see any soldiers and then you suddenly bring a massive LOTR-tier battle that just looks out of proportion on a tv-show.
>>70805719
That's not what convinced him to turn. It was jaime's story about cersei
>>70805683
>Jon and Sansa do all the legwork to reclaim Winterfell
>Bran comes right afterwards and claims it for himself, much to the chagrin of Jon, Sansa, and CIA
>tfw Kit Harington has been nominated for an emmy for Season 6.
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/13/emmy-nominating-ballots-see-what-season-6-episodes-game-of-thrones-thinks-are-worthy-of-emmys/
Laugh all you want, but if Emilia gets nominated every year because she's one of the faces of the show it's only fair.
>>70805489
Qyburn's "Little Birds" discovered the wildfire stash beneath the city.
>>70805773
Nope its going to be resolved next episode. Screencap this
Someone leak the episode please. I do not wan tto wait till Sunday for this
>>70805786
tripfriends have a lot of honor since we are accountable for all of our posts
the dignity part is questionable
>>70805719
Roslin loves Edmure, though.
I think he just wants to leave it all behind and go in exile with his wife and kid.
>>70805017
>Hound and Thoros/Beric not on the list at all
when lady crane gave arya milk of the poppy
MAYBE....JUST FUCKING MAYBE I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT WARG INTO NYMERIA BUT NO, HBO CANT GIVE US THAT
>>70805719
Nobody has any clue. The existence of the baby makes him much, much less essential as well. They could kill him and still have the most important Tully alive. He should WANT the baby dead.
>>70805754
Bran is the patrician's waifu, senpai.
>>70805804
Bran's wiener doesn't work, so Rickon will end up inheriting.
>>70805771
Stop being so retarded. He just needed her identity to kill someone later. As shown by him sending the faceless man disguised as Arya to Westeros.
He gives no fucks now and got what he wanted.
>>70805812
>Emilia
aren't emmy's awarded for actors?
>>70805628
I usually skip the intro
How long was this emblem been associated with Kit? Was it something else before?
>>70805771
Maybe his motivations are simply more complex. Perhaps a penalty of death when someone decides to leave is simply the test to determine whether or not they've earned the right, should they succeed then they can go.
Hey guys, did you know stabbing people a lot makes you good at healing people?
I'm going to go crash a bunch or cars and become a good mechanic.
>>70805421
It was part of his plan.
>>70805842
Um, no.
>>70805755
Who is the tall motherfucker behind Hitler?
DABID WHAT IF THE CONCLUSION TO S6 IS THIS EBIN BATTLE BETWEEN JON AND RAMSAY YOU KNOW GOOD AGAINST EVIL IT WILL BE LIKE LOTR DABID WE NEED BIG ARMIES
>>70805547
This
>>70805823
wasn't Rad put in chains literaly the second he busted his nut inside her?
>>70804842
Which right? mine or yours?
>>70805812
>Barely in this season and acted in fuck all scenes
>Gets nominated for an emmy
I fucking bet D&D will win a writing emmy
>>70805869
>um
Back to plebbit retard it was obvious as hell
>>70805823
You have to admit, that's good poosy,
>>70805850
>Maybe his motivations are simply more complex
hahaha
hahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>70805875
FARTS TOO DABID?
>>70805689
I remember that first season helmets were different. Had chainmail hanging from the necks as well? Can't seem to find any image of it....
>>70805826
At this point none of the normies even remember what wargs are.
I genuinely don't know why I'm watching this show.
I guess I don't like miss out on those dank memes.
>>70805821
>Rickon dies
>Jon and his army get crushed
>CIA saves Jon at the last minute via the Vale riders of Rohan
>Sansa does with CIA for saving her brother
>the episode ends with Jon and CIA in the godswood when CIA tells Jon he knows who his parents are
>arya was just stabbed after acting like a tard
>no scheming
>no plans
Are we just done with clever shit now?
Also glad people finally got their shit wrecked by the clegan bros.
>>70805795
>It was jaime's story about cersei
The incest story of an enemy responsible of killing his whole family, cousins and friends? I'd turn too.
>>70805705
I know, I always fall for older chicks
>>70805822
Still you shill the poos
Not digging that
>>70805839
Rickon is about to die, so once again, Bran
>>70805719
I always thought they would just kill him as soon Frey had a baby he could claim as the heir to Riverrun. Maybe Frey wants two sons for insurance then he will off Edmure.
>>70804644
as much as i hate him, he IS the fucking game of thrones. it ain't the same game without him
>>70805812
Why not Alfie?
>>70804640
english please
pls no Pod bully
He's a good boy.
If episode 9 is bad then I'm going to kill myself.
>Blackfish gets a shit ton of soldiers to rise up against the Freys and retake Riverrun knowing they would be killed as traitors
>They surrender the keep anyway
they're the same person, right?
>>70805982
pods ONLY reason to be in the show is to get bullied
>>70805844
only this one
the other is trying too hard, when it was already done right
>>70805974
doesn't get enough screentime, and never will
i hope Game of Thrones gives him enough recognition for him to get even better roles after the show is done though. Once he gets a leading role all to himself, he'll start getting Emmys.
>>70805914
Well this is what I predict as well. We shall see
>>70805980
Facless man disguised as Arya left to go kill someone for them 2 episodes ago.
>>70805894
WHAT ABOUT PENISES?
>>70805933
>tfw lost my virginity to this 6 year older german girl from my dorm when I was 19
Still remember first time touching her tits and how she giggled at me for being all overexcited
This show has officially jumped the shark.
Episode 8 was trash
>>70804768
You're also forgetting that if the Lannisters attempt to claim debt on the crown, the Iron Bank WILL claim it's debt on the Lannisters. All of Westeros minus house Tyrell is indebted to the Iron Bank.
>>70806004
KEK anon the show is a joke
>>70805937
i'll try to stop
>>70805890
after the Arya not-twist stabbing I think we can agree you are retarded for thinking the writers aren't now.
>>70805812
>Allen not nominated again
>same amount of screentime as Kit
Fuck this world
>>70805985
It'ssubjective
>>70805639
Jaime and Tyrion are Lannisters. Tommen's claim is Baratheon. If he dies it will be chaos where some will turn to Dany, some to Roberts bastards and what they are probably setting up is Jon as a Targ.
Keep up.
>>70805914
>>Sansa does with CIA for saving her brother
please no not my sansafu
>>70805904
i meant this, you dont see any of these guys any more (i know janos is dead but what happened to this 'city guard'?)
>>70806007
Nothing is deep or has a twist anymore, just take everything as you see it no matter how retarded it is.
>>70805917
Well shit
Is theon and friends going to come to Danys aid???
>Blackfish
>"He died fighting"
>That ugly faceless girl
>*cuts the light lmfao*
>"But here you are, *sigh* and there she is"
WHY, THE FUCK DID THEY CUT SUCH POTENTIALLY BADASS FIGHT SCENES, OR ATLEAST BRUTAL EXECUTIONS, FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT, JUST FUCKING....WOW!!!!!
R.R.MARTIN! YOU FUCKING KEK!!!
>>70805985
Well senpai get that noose ready. Its full of Ramsay being a tactical mastermind and Deus Ex Vale Knights saving the day
>>70805823
Edmure is a fucking traitor
why did Jaime allow Brienne to get a free army to fight the Boltons even though the Boltons were allied with the Lannisters?
and Frey wants the Tullys dead?
why?
man, gendry's gonna have some ulysses type story when he gets back
>>70805947
>he doesn't believe in the GNC!
>laughing_girls.jpeg
>>70806084
>tfw pull into harbor and it's fire and dragons and burnt up ships everywhere
>>70806007
No, Jaqen's actor is actually attractive.
>>70806107
>he believes in THE most reddit theory of all
>>70806085
GOT has always been shit with battle scenes.
>>70806073
Whoops, meant to say Sansa does anal with CIA for saving Jon
>>70806107
>He didn't read the leaks
TOP KEK
>yfw CIA meets the giant and calls him a big guy
That's all I want from this shitty show now but they will probably kill him off before so it won't happen.
>>70806100
he'll sneak up behind the masters boat with his rowboat and save the day for Danny. he should be that far out by now.
>>70806046
What? It was obviously not Arya. I dont know how much they have to spell it out for you idiots. Even Lady Crane askwd Arya what she planned to do and she said idk. She didnt say oh I booked a boat for safe passage in the morning to my home! Stop being so handicapped or die.
>>70806100
isn't he with Brienne
>>70805560
That's what Ceasar did at the battle of Alesia though.
oh boy... it's ANOTHER episode of GURM shutting down his blog due to another shit episode
>>70806085
I agree I would have liked to see Arya fighting, but you honestly can't complain about the lack of brutal executions this episode.
>>70806094
Allies?
as in the boltons who conspired with LF to marry sansa and keep her from the crown?
Frey wants the tullys dead because hes always been the least respected house of the riverlands, and the tullys even disrespected him and turned down marriages repeatedly.
>>70805569
WHAT IF - DABID, WHAT IF - JON IS ACTUALLY A GLAMOR
WHAT IF JON IS DEAD AND MELISANDRE IS MAKING SOMEONE ELSE LOOK LIKE HIM
>>70806107
You mean that starkfag wish fulfillment fantasy that lacks any logic and takes huge motivation leaps just so they can pretend it fits?
You're almost as bad as the guys that think aryas plot has something deeper happening in it
That shit on her arm is multiplying. Elio will have to read her Winds of Winter in a hospice.
>>70806161
shutting down his blog? what?
>>70806094
Last I checked, Boltons are no longer allied with the Lannisters and Cersei dispatched Littlefinger to clean up the North
So as far as Jaime is concerned, Blackfish and the Tully's with Starks vs the Boltons would have been their enemies butchering each other
>>70806081
It's still a direwolf. That guy is trolling. 6x07, direwolf. 6x08, doesn't appear because he's not in the episode.
>>70806180
she's white lol
white women have those spots on their skin all the time
it's fine
>>70806164
>some septimfag gets his head ripped off, BEHIND the mountain
>Hound kills some gays, JUST LIKE THE ORLANDO SHOOTINGS
NO, I WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!
>>70806094
Probably because he doesn't givew a shit about politics, wants to take an easy victory instead of possibly having to spend years on a siege, and I'd imagine he's so fed up with the north at this point he hopes they all just go kill each other.
>>70806126
Exactly. S3E01 never forget
>>70806174
That would have actually been clever and would have fit in nicely with what we know about mel.
but naw he just came back from the dead, lol
>>70806182
shutting down comments and basically moderating the comment section like MAD when the comments are back on
>>70806154
>trying to create more grasping tinfoil theories
your days are over, friend. you had a good run
>>70804821
Dany's fleet in Meereen burned a while ago.
>>70806178
Well, Rickon is clearly not going to be flayed by Ramsay in the books, and is under the protection (soon, anyway) of a much-stronger-than-it-appears White Harbour, soooo.....
>>70806123
Isaac is an adorable femboi. You just have plebeian taste in men. Or your a bottomfag. You into cuckold porn?
>>70806216
lol he really does that? wow
Anybody else feeling seriously cock blocked by all the fight scenes that happened off screen last episode? I would let the Blackfish fight slide, but cutting the Arya/Waif fight scene was serious fucking bullshit.
>>70806234
>Isaac is an adorable femboi.
was*
>>70806220
Its not a grasping tinfoil theory. It's a scene they put specifically in the episode so intelligent people would catch on yet idiots like yourself will be shocked and awed by it next season.
Especially when the next fucking episode all but spells out for you that Arya had no plans and no way to travel.
>>70805812
HAHAHAHAHA
>>70806216
>this is how martin spends his time instead of writing the fucking books
>>70806081
why is /tv/ so gullible and unable to require a source or proof to believe something this retarded?
>>70805914
That's my exact prediction as well
>>70806094
I don't think Jamie did. The agreement was if Brienne managed to convince the Blackfish to surrender the castle before nightfall. Brienne failed and nightfall came, so instead Jamie intimidates Edmure into surrendering the castle.
The Tully men who surrender on Edmure's orders are probably taken captives, then handed over to the Freys.
>>70805982
Hey Pod you wanna learn how to Rogue?
Yeah!
Alright well first things first, lets look at your feet
SNEAKATTACK
And that's how you Rogue! Alright, let's try again.
>>70805514
logic doesnt matter anymore
was a truly epic scene right? girl power ftw
>>70804688
>stolen from reddit
keep living a lie faggot. I go on reddit and admit it because I have honor and don't fucking care what anonplebs think. I view all sources and make my own opinion. But here you are being a dumb ass hypocrite or uninformed faggot
>>70806074
They're gold cloaks but yes you're right they've gotten really fucking lazy
>>70805005
I'd watch that show. Fund it Jimmy
>>70805009
Jaquen is the janitor pretending to be the great teacher
>>70806447
Wouldn't the king dismantle the goldcloaks, knowing they were loyal to money, and having the faith militant + kingsguard?
>>70805570
sand snakes teaming up with john to beat Boltons
>>70806636
No. They're like Cops and they all ultimately answer to the crown. Without the Goldcloaks its impossible to keep the peace/order
>>70805017
Dany and Barristan was fun while it lasted.
But the real GOAT is Old Nan and Bran.
>>70806148
i hate that i want this too
>>70805705
>>70805933
>>70806019
>be me 24
>meet 32 qt 3.14 redpilled grill
Its going well. I want fuck she.