You meet the love of your life on the internet, go to her house to finally meet her and this man comes out instead.
What do you do?
Get his autograph.
ask him to take a seat because i'm underage and he lured me here for sex.
>Is this some kind of setup or something? I'm just on my way to the beach.
I enjoy your films, Mr Lynch.
>>70801862
You talkin' to me? DO THE LAUGH THING FROM GODFATHER AGAIN!
Pound him rectally without mercy.
>NO I JUS' STOPPED BY ON MY WAY TO THE 'LANTIC CITY TO SEE MY BROTHA
suck his dick
>>70801862
lol you really think I'll let this guy stop me from meeting Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong?
Whats internet?
I'm not gay or nothin'
Just sayin'
>>70801862
is Chris Hanson JUST now?
>>70801862
Call him Chris Handsome and rape him anally.
>>70801906
shieet. is it possible for this to happen?
>snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:12:34 PM): i just like to know what to be ready for you know?
>donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:13:04 PM): if u are ready for sex ill give it to you but i ave erectile dysfunction wont get real hard
>snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:13:11 PM): thats okay
>>70801985
I though it was David Lynch at first glance as well.
>>70801862
Has there ever been someone that managed to talk himself out of this situation?
>>70801862
sock a nigga n he face
>>70803652
>"I'm a Muslim and you're committing a hate crime and religious persecution by not letting me raw dog that 9 year old and you're also a racist"
But baby 15 can get me 20
>>70803652
From what I understand, many of them called lawyers and got off scott free.
Well if I meet Chris Hansen then I have met the love of my life.
>>70801862
I don't tell her that I own a firearm and as soon as Chris Hansen or an officer walks out I go down shooting.
