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literally the only good part of the last episode edition
old >>70790628
>>70791683
i would say beric, thoros and the hound carried this episode but it was uncarriable
but they were definitely the only redeeming factors
FIRST FOR STANNIS IS ALIVE
FUCK YOU AZOR JON
First for the Brotherhood
Nth for Talisa.
>>70791683
First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Rip Waif
Rip Jaime character development
What did he mean by this?
What did she mean by this?
>>70791671
>kill stannis just so jon could have his fight
That will very probably happen in the books as well. His whole arc was pointed in one direction. There never has been any chance for him.
why are all the decent actors getting killed off
First for the rightful husbando, only he could save this shitfest now
>>70791713
>>70791683
S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."
>What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
>Grandiosity/submissiveness.
>How often do you have sex?
>Between and including never and often.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
>>70791717
Why is she so strong, bros?
>>70791683
I don't like how they didn't show the actual fighting scenes of the Blackfish and of Arya.
With Arya i sort of understand it though, because she was using the darkness to her advantage so its hard to show that.
I wish Arya had a nude scene.
Big battle next week.
How do I get Varys' tardis?
>>70791717
are you that anon who wanted to cum inside talisa?
First for Azar Jon
1st for magic cock
>>70791735
>the waif
>decent actor
FUCKERS
SHE SAID
"A GIRL IS ARYA STARK OF WINTERFELL"
SHE DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE SHE'S INDOCTRINATED.
NOTICE HOW FACELESS MAN SMILES WHEN SHE WALKS AWAY.
ARYA IS A SLEEPER CELL. SHE DIDN'T WALK AWAY, SHE'S AN ASSASSIN AND WILL BEGIN RECEIVING NAMES SOON.
Is there any chance of Lady Stoneheart being in the next season?
>>70791724
>>70791721
>>70791717
>>70791742
I will kindly ask you to stop posting cute females.
F for Waifu
>>70791720
HE WHO WALKS THE CROCS
Worst episode
>People will defend this shit
>>70791728
>I AM A VILLAIN NOW
Sansa nude scene when?
+1 for the greatest Terminator
>>70791724
Jamie is great. The dude takes no shit and takes what is his
>>70791720
This guy would unify the entire Seven Kingdoms against the Night King, and then rule perfectly afterwards.
Mace the Ace.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70791768
I politely decline your request
>>70791739
By showing his ded body?
WILL RAMSAY WIN THE WINTERFELLBOWL?
>>70791729
>dat file name
>>70791770
Why would you make your waifu someone with a butter face?
>>70791779
Well the normies will, not sure about the people here
>>70791768
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
>I don't think I could remember all the words
Is the show meta now?
>>70791777
How can one man be so based?
>>70791717
>>70791742
is she one of the chosen?
>>70791765
>more convoluted theories after six seasons of D&D always picking the dumbest/most obvious outcomes
the power of autism. Marge trying to play the Sparrow is about involved as twists get on this show, and even that was telegraphed the week before when loras told her to let them win.
>>70791766
nah
>>70791795
>>70791786
>>70791782
>>70791770
>>70791813
Please stop.it hurts
>>70791683
I almost forgave the episode for being shit because it had Beric in it.
easily the worst part about this episode was how this one Tyrion/Meereen scene was structured
>3 minutes """"" funny banter """"" between Tyrion, Missandei and Greyworm
>like 10 seconds about how suddenly a giant hostile fleet has arrived at their doorstep out of nowhere
>>70791780
That doesn't make him a villain. That makes him smart. He would have been a villain if he actually made good on the threat.
>>70791784
Have you read the books? He's so fucking shit in the show
>>70791768
It's called a reaction image - it conveys my reactions
>>70791756
Idk.
But I know there's at least one more Oona poster on /got/ so it may be him.
>>70791728
He meant fuck the book dnd love the jamie-cercei wincest story and are going to ride that to the end.
>>70791832
I was disappointed at first because I thought the hanged men will reveal Stoneheart
>>70791803
no. he kills rickon though. jon wants to kill him but sansa decides to imprison him instead
>>70791835
stop trying to justify this shit
jaime is in love with cersei
there are no "ifs" here, there is no subtleness, it's not a trick, all that shit died when S6 started. what you see is what you get
>>70791845
>It's called a reaction image - it conveys my reactions
What did you mean by this?
>>70791756
Are there anon's that don't?
Oona is the best girl in the entire series
>>70791858
then he dies anyway.
>>70791805
Its called being heterosexual. Something a tripfag wouldn't know about.
>>70791833
>what is wine
>jk i like wine
>what is joke
>jk i like joke
repeat ad nauseum
>lol we're getting invaded
>cut to some other shit
Blackfish dies off screen
The Waif dies off screen
Drogon appears off screen
Jaime character development off screen
Good writing off screen.
>If I fold, don't bring me back
What did he mean by this?
>>70791766
Nah, not happening. Rip our hype
What was the point of Brienne coming to Riverrun again?
The plan was fucking stupid, the whole thing was so fucking stupid that my brain hurts
>>70791782
glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought this
>>70791869
I ask the questions
>>70791756
Who doesn't?
>>70791876
She has the original bad pussy.
Why did she have to die guys? ;_;
One of the show's most interestingly underrated characters
>>70791891
to give jaime his sword back
>>70791891
to reunite her with-- i mean to recruit blackfisth
The reason why Jaime act like a prick to Edmure is he dont want to fight with Brienne because she will die. Jaime did nothing wrong. He's great guy.
>>70791683
>muh le hype :^)
>muh LSH
>my shitty theory crashed and burned by based D&D
Its not writing; its you shits who somehow tought they will actualy spend time and momey to cater reddit tier tinfoil shit created by some random asshole 10years ago.
>>70791884
kek
>>70791832
>almost
>>70791818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4m-MbFlQ7Y
He's so based,
MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY BOYS
>>70791866
I didn't deny the Wincest. I said he didn't launch any babies via a catapult, which would have been awesome, but i digress.
>>70791880
Nah, most straight guys would fuck a butterface, but they would not tell their friends about her, let alone fantasize about her.
>>70791910
she was nothing but petulant and edgy cunt.
>Cleganebowl is kill
>>70791912
But he told her to keep it.
>>70791782
yeah I mentioned that last night. same thing I thought heh
>>70791933
>implying Cleganebowl not happening was the reason the episode was shit
shill more hbo cuck
>>70791864
Back to plebbit, Stannisfag. Go upvote your autist kangz.
>>70791942
nah not yet. BwB is going to sesh King's Landing for a fight
D&D ruined Jaqen H'Ghar by having him as the leader ofthe house of black and white
In season 2 he was a mysterious badass and just a very interesting character. Now he seems like a boring weirdo who didn't do anything for an entire season, besides carving a couple of faces off some corpses.
They should've just left him after season 2
>>70791940
This to be honest. Her entire character was "I'm jealous of the new girl."
>>70791891
If she was in Bastardbowl, she would have single handedly conquered Winterfell with 62 men.
>>70791683
Riverlands stuff was good.
Why do people say Cleganebowl is unconfirmed ? Sandor can still go south to King's Landing and fight the mountain, or does it have to be specifically a trial by combat for it to be Cleganebowl ?
>>70791968
the proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.
Frogfu
>Smells like pussy to me!
What did he mean by this?
>>70791818
Will find some rare Mace soon.
>>70791891
add fuel to jaimeXbrienne shippers and forstoneheartto capture her
>>70791974
also he got beat by a bratty, ugly girl who previously couldn't even beat his own apprentice
Will Tyrion make fun of Theon's lack of dick when they eventually meet?
>>70791995
boi pucci is still pucci
>>70791995
being a man at arms away from women for a long time does things to you
>>70791942
How come priests keep telling Sandor the gods aren't finished with him yet
>>70791995
he loves tight boipussy like any man
>>70791995
he gangtered the gangsta
CERSEI AND ZOMBIE MOUNTAIN
VS
ZOMBIE LADY STARK AND THE HOUND OF THE BROTHERHOOD
Why are D&D showing us bare dicks every episode now? I don't recall seeing a single vagina shot in all of the series, just some pubic hair. Is this "equality"?
>>70792026
I really liked this moment actually. Hound is the best
>>70792029
Wildfyre wins
>>70792026
what did she mean by this?
>>70792040
vagins are R
>>70791967
>fags on plebbit claiming a character as theirs makes it so
Was this before or after his character assasination? You have to visit plebbit to take screencaps of it.
>>70792029
What is autism may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
God, that last episode was so fucking BAD. This season is shit with a few sprinkles sprinkled over it.
At least Ramsey dies next week.
>>70792048
She meant 'im your dick and im on fire'
>>70792044
hound has an answer for everything, that's something dungeons and dragons couldn't ruin
>JAMIE'S MOTIVATION IS HIS SISTER PUSS PUSS LOL
>HE WANTS TO SMASH DAT QUEEN MOTHER VAG
>I WILL CATAPULT ALL THE TULLY'S LOL
P O E T R Y
>>70791967
>follows guys called tasteful dick pics
>calls other autists
This is Stannis land. If you dont like it go suck Jons cock on leddit.
Reminder that if you still post about following things, you're just autistic redditor.
>cleganebowl
>lady stoneheart
>stannis
Alright
Shirtless Ramsay and 20 good men
vs
Arya after being repeatedly stabbed and Daenerys after 5 episodes without making an epic entrance
The battle is at the Dreadfort and it's currently a lovely evening
Who wins?
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_13.13_[2016.06.13_18.01.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9CstSBV.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv snapshot 13.13 [2016.06.13 18.01.48]")
So what's stopping Gregor from killing literally every Faith shitter?
How in the actual fuck did Arya survive?
>BASED RADMURE IS BACK YAYY BEST TULLY WOO - /got/
You guys are a bunch of faggots
>Those are your last word, fuck you?
What would YOUR last words be, anon?
>>70791833
Holy shit I really wanted to skip that scene
>>70792071
>ramsay dying
>good thing
Is this madman going to exile the entire Tully host to the north with useless Edmure at the head?
Or is it too much for D&D who don't understand the basics of character development.
>>70792071
only good thing that came out of this season
>>70791980
The Jamie stuff was probably the most offensive shit of all.
>>70792096FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70791717
Edmure made the right choice.
Robb didn't.
>>70792096
You're a big guy.
>>70791967
You must spend a lot of time on reddit to have such screenshots.
>>70792096
*farts*
>>70791942
Don't be so sure. Tommen's decree might be a fakeout. Maybe. What is hype may never die, but rises again, stronger and still more fucking confirmed.
>>70792086
But you're posting about them right now.
PLOTLINES OF THE SEASON
Fantastic tier
>Beyond the Wall/Bran
>The Riverlands/Sandor
Good tier
>King's Landing/Cersei
>The North/Jon+Sansa
Okay tier
>Riverrun/Jaime+Brienne
Meh tier
>The Iron Isles/Theon+Yara
>Winterfell/Ramsay
>The Dothraki Sea/Daenerys+Jorah
>Braavos/Arya
Shit tier
>Meereen/Tyrion
>Dorne/The Sand Snakes
>You have a sword pointed at my heart, so I guess you pass. Congratulations!
This show is too funny.
>>70792048
She meant it was some realgangbanging
>Roose stabbed once while wearing chainmail
>Dies
>Arya gets stabbed multiple times
>Falls into a dirty river
>Somehow manages to find her way back the biggest MILF in Essos
>Heals over night
>PARKOUR LOL
Just. Fuck. Off.
>enemy fleet appears outside Meereen out of nowhere with literally zero build-up
>Tully soldiers suddenly have so much loyality to their "lord" that they give up the entire siege for him, yet didn't give a fuck about him a day earlier
>Arya heals major wound after a day and can out-sprint healthy assassin, also makes several bone-breaking jumps onto hard rock without damage, walks out of House of Black&White like nothing happened
What is going to happen with Tyrion seeing the vision of Shay this season lads??
>>70792115
Not sure if you are the same guy, but I always enjoy these posts whenever I post about Robb making the right choice :^)
>>70791982
The original Cleganebowl theory was that the Hound was the "valonquar" (which translates as "little brother") responsible for Cersei's death, presumed to be because he wins her trial by combat. We might still get a situation where the Hound and the Mountain face off, but it won't be THE Cleganebowl.
Am I really the only one who likes Tyrion's banter
or is it just part of 4chan's ongoing effort to be as little like reddit as possible
>>70792084
>I WILL CATAPULT ALL THE TULLY'S LOL
That was in the books you dumb nigger. He wouldn't actually do that, he's just threatening and intimidating Edmure into giving up the castle. Jaime was smart this episode and he did the right thing, only one person died, in a siege.
I just watched the preview. Why would Ramsey's army meet Jon's in the field? They have a castle.
>>70792132
>Iron islands, Dany, Arya
>Not shit tier
>>70791974
I can understand why they did it, but it does seem weird that 'he', to the extent that we're even sure it's the same guy and not just the same face, went from being this active field agent to this dude shuffling around in a dressing gown.
>>70792150
roose got stabbed in the heart
>>70792092
plot armour is best armour
>>70792144
why does she feel the need to be stereotypically black
>Arya. the girl who couldn't kill anyone who was told to kill, comes back after killing her only classmate, with Sting, the sword that Jaquen told her to drop to become no one.
.
.
.
.
.
>"Finally a girl is no one."
>>70792132
Move Cersei down to shit tier and Jorah up to okay tier and you're golden I'd say
>hype up the confrontation vs arya and the other faceless girl
>arya is literally bleeding out and can barely stand
>have to fade to black with an edgy sliced candle because you can't think of any way to resolve this otherwise
>meanwhile the man with no face is so oblivious to what's going on that she can lug the corpse in, slice her face off, hang it on the wall and dispose of the remains
>"my name is Areya Strakk I have just wasted 30 episodes of buildup, learned nothing and now I'm going home ;))))"
>>70792118
>>70792085
>>70792052
>Salty Stannisfags
Wrong on all counts. I saved this picture from /got/, just like I will save every pic that will rustle the jimmies of you autistic stag fanboys.
So why did they just let Arya walk away at the end?
>>70792169
Because everyone in the show is a fucking retard and Ramsay has a magical army.
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[eztv].mkv_snapshot_13.59_[2016.06.13_14.28.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QfYy5R5.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[eztv].mkv snapshot 13.59 [2016.06.13 14.28.15]")
>Looks like a siege, m'lady
Why has this season been filled to the brim with gay shit and close to no tits or puss? Have Dum and Dee finally started exploring their sexuality?
>someone actually greenlit this
http://webmshare.com/D3AgG
>>70792163
He isn't motivated by Cersei's pom pom in the books though.
sweet girl
why doesnt dany just use the dragons to burn all the ships
>>70792132
More like
Good Tier
Riverlands
Okay tier
Bran / White Walkers
Meh tier
The North
Kings Landing
Shit Tier
Dany / Dothraki
Meereen
Iron Isles
Absolute trash tier
Braavos
Dorne
>>70792193
Found the redditor.
>>70792194
Why not?
>>70791841
Yep, they ruined him in the show.
He is my favorite character in the books.
>>70791891
Her arc needed her to fail at one thing to make her less of a Mary Sue. So we got a filler episode of her failing to grow Sansa's army.
>>70792197
your moms pussy looks like a siege
>>70792193
mmmmmmmmmmm
>>70792197
those fucking CGI tents
>>70792132
>fantastic tier
the hound
>good tier
jon+mel+sansa+davos
jaime
brienne
>meh tier
everything in kings landing
theon
ramsay
>shit tier
tyrion
dany
arya
everything iron born related other than theon
>>70792207
she will, she just wanted to say hi first
>>70792178
doesn't matter much
2-3 stabs to the abdomen is just as lethal, not as quick though.
fuck, if you got stabbed to the abdomen and had the knife twisted and walked immediately into a hospital you still wouldn't have a 100% chance of making it
i had a dream last night where I was in the season finale of game of thrones
somehow ned, the hound, and the brotherhood were all dressed up in armor and hiding in a town behind a gate protecting some people. Then some ominous music came and a humongous stone giant appeared at the gate and knocked it down. it shot some lasers and killed everyone to close out their arcs
>>70792169
Worked against Stannis!
>>70792178
>LOL IT'S JUST A GUT WOUND
>>70792162
You know where to go back to
>>70792201
I hope so, DABID are literally my OTP
I think the only scene with even a semblance of tension was the one confrontation between the Faith Militant and the mountain
>>70792150
>Khal Diego dies of an infected scratch
>>70792163
>That was in the books
When will you book nerds learn that just because it came from GRRM's ass doesn't save it from being shit.
>>70792194
They got what was owed, which was a face added to the wall.
>>70792258
And it still ended in nothing
>>70792193
>defends dnd
>calls other autists
Just sad
>>70792224
but that would imply that it's hard to get in.
>>70792248
cool story
>>70791841
Nobody reads the books of a terrible writer
what characters aren't reddit-tier?
>>70791891
I would have figured it would have been to facilitate the LSH story, but Beric's still around. This episode killed LSH and Cleganebowl, I'm kind of bummed.
>>70792258
that had no tension what so ever. it's the mountain, we all know he can probably kill every single one of them using his cock as a weapon
>>70792089
He's powerful but slow, and the Faith are numerous. He could easily decimate a swarm of them if they went after him, but he needs to protect Cersei, and he would be too slow to protect both himself and her if they swarmed on her.
>>70792255
Enlighten me anon
say that dank meme like you know you want to
I wish reddit's layout weren't so fucking obnoxious because it would definitely be more "productive" to spend time there instead of on 4chan (or at least the boards like /tv/)
Seriously though, why did everyone suddenly start to hate Tyrion this season?
>>70792259
Lady Luck can be a real bitch like that.
>>70792156
the show is written by hack frauds, stop watching.
>>70791683
Why is Beric so hot?
>>70792113
How so? It tracks fairly closely with the books (AH LUB SER SEE stuff aside) and was well acted, I thought.
Edmure seemed to cast doubt in Jaime's mind about the morality of his position, and I'm pretty sure it's part of the setup to 're-merge' with the book arc once Cersei does her wildfire shenanigans (because that echoes the Mad King).
>>70792089
incompetent writing. I was hoping that he wouldn't stop with just one kill in that scene
>I prefer chicken
>>70792026
does anyone speak nigger
So what the fuck are those two talking about? Can't just be "muh wildfyre", right?
>>70792254
im just here for the ride, brother
See you next week everybody!
>>70791765
It's called sleeper agent, not cell. Cell is for more than one agent.
>>70792201
>he's this insecure about the male body
closet fag
>>70792163
there is a big difference
in the books it's a threat to get the castle
in the show he actually means it because even after all that's happened to him he's back to his S1 "ONLY DA QUEENS POOSI MATTERS TO ME"
>tfw at least next episode will be good
>>70792294
night's king
the lack of speech negates dumb & dumber's dogshit writing
>>70791910
Why do people even like her? She literally added nothing.
>>70792307
this guy nose
This was kind of a ho hum episode 8, considering last year's was Hardhome, and the year before that was Mountain and Viper. Oh well, next episode should be a decent action one anyway.
>>70792283
for you
>>70792319
maybe some shit about Tyrion being in Slaver's Bay
>>70792291
You just watch the show based on said "shitty" books written by the guy who wrote X-men origins Wolverine and a guy who has written nothing right???
>>70792306
Its a miracle to survive gut wounds like that.
>>70792169
Ramsey is a retard in the books too, who wants to always face enemies in the field.
>>70792342
kill yourself faggot
>>70792096
>Ser, please just don't let me suffer
>Ser, please don't let me suffer
>Ser, please don't me suffer
>Serplsdntmsfer
>Sedmsfr
>Sandor
The Cleganebowl cancellation immediately after confirmation is such a perfect metaphor for this show's nihilism.
>>70792319
Of course it can
reminder Arya's wounds would be extremely difficult to threat even by today's standards
and no this isn't some "ACKSHUALLY THERE ARE VERY IMPORTANT ARTERIES IN THE SHOULDER SO GETTING SHOT IN THE SHOULDER IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUS"
it's the fact that she got stabbed 3 times in the same place many other characters have died instantly from being stabbed into
>>70791777
Fuck me, why are crocs so popular in Burgerlandia?
>>70792185
BRAVO
>>70791195
Post the comparison LOTR pic
>>70792271
>Complains about this show's writing nonstop
>Still watches it weekly
Just sad
Is Beric's character a reference to the title of this book?
>>70792319
Tyrion?
>>70791713
This would be bad for Jon how? Jon has a mutual relationship of love and respect for Stannis that carried over even in the show, he would be thrilled to have his mentor back and vice versa. He certainly would be more happy to have a military genius like Stannis fighting at his side against the Boltons right now than that weirdo showDavos following him around for no reason.
It was D&D hackery that caused Stannis to be removed from the story early, like with many supporting characters the GA don't care about, not Jon's fault. Is the reason you Stannis autists are so threatened by Jon because you're jealous Stannis actually "noticed him", unlike you pathetic autists who would be told to fuck off if you met him in person despite how much you suck his dick and chant "STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS"?
And now Jon's ascended him as well and spiritually carries on his journey, which Stannis would be proud of, you guys are sperging so much you might as well kill yourselves.
>>70792203
Who's that literal semon demon?
>>70792360
Yeah, but it is not unheard of (e.g. Alexis St. Martin)
>>70791833
I was expecting missandei to tell some joke about how she poisoned the wine or something, as tyrion was acting weird. And would confirm those rumors that she's a spy with her own ambitions. Bu yeah, it just dragged to the point that I realized nothing was happening and that it was pure filler.
Just finished it. FUCK don't let D&D write another fucking episode. Jamie's Character development all down the toilet, the Hound making quips while killing people, Off screen death, fucking nothing happens, another Mereen scene with midget man and friends.
3/10 not as bad as episode 1 as My Boy Beric fucking returned but still.. shit.
>>70792169
They maybe have limited supplies? I'll grant we haven't been given anything to establish that, so rule of cool, I guess.
>>70792357
Yeah, GRRM is a garbage fantasy writer. He's laughably bad
Starks getting btfo this week. can't fucking wait
>>70792420
the hound is the best thing about the last two episodes
literally kys
>>70792259
That he didn't treat because he was a tough dude that didn't believe in medicine, while Arya was treated the same day. I still think Arya surviving the whole thing is bullshit, and so is her arc, but let's not bring other retarded characters to cover this
https://youtu.be/lukfBpaB-Q0?t=20m50s top kek just watch
20:50
>>70792369
why are you so filled with hate
>>70791910
>mfw she killed the mortally wounded arya, cut her face off, wore it and put her own on the pillar
>>70792169
Ramsay has plot armor and can do whatever the fuck he wants
I also don't see how in the fuck Jon can stablish a siege
>>70792380
>even by today's standards
>comparing real life to a fictional fantasy show with magic and gods.
ban this fucking autist
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ARYA PLOTLINE
>kill a faceless one
>betray the faceless god
>fuck over the faceless men
>go home
>>70792452
my dad was murdered last month
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BASTARDBOWL
FUCK RAMSAY
ALSO HALF OF NEXT EPISODE IS MEREEN TOO I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DAENERYS DEFENDING THE ATTACK AND THEN KICKING TYRION OUT OF HER COUNCIL FOR BEING A QUIPPING IDIOT
>>70792026
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga?
>>70792403
wow
just wow
this is a whole new level of Jonautist faggotry, congratulations
>>70791765
Stop giving D&D more credit than they deserve.
She's just Arya Stark because they want to rush through to the end. The Faceless Men are no longer a part of the story.
>>70792463
Arya is there for slapstick comedy relief
>>70792449
BASED
>>70792449
20:50 - 21:50 KEK
>>70792395
You fucking faggot, I'd rather have this shit pile of a tv show spoil the books for me than a random comment online that has no context. Fucking niggers man, think for a minute or two
>>70791995
Boy pussy is best pussy.
>>70792311
You answered your own question. DnD don't get the benefit of the doubt anymore. Maybe, might, seems, he could perhaps. No, I have to go with whats onscreen and what we saw was Jamie back to the same guy we saw s1e1.
>>70792319
I think it was, he just meant that there was a shitload of wildfire
>>70792461
except her only treatment was some shitty stew and a bandage you fucking retard
nobody would complain if the actress turned out to be some fucking red priestess and healer her with fire or something like that
GUYS GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF THE WAIF KILLED ARYA AND TOOK HER FACE AND IS NOW PRETENDING TO BE HER? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN JAQUEN SMILING WHEN SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE'S ARYA STARK OF WINTERFELL
at least we got to see the blackfish one last time (he's totally not dead though)
>>70792443
>The hound just saw a whole village he help built and his only friend die
>le funny quips while killing people
Totally kills any emotion/development to the hound and just turns him into funny meme character. It's just shit writing. I love the hound and his scenes were by far the best in this episode along with the brotherhood stuff but D&D don't know how to write him.
>based Stannis dead
>based Blackfish dead
>based Edmure cucked and dishonored right in front of his men
>Cleganebowl literally banned, we Red God's death squad nao
just end the pain, please
>>70792495
You're a very angry man and I feel bad for you
Maybe start watching something that makes you happy imo
>>70792403
I was referring to the guy who posts AZOR JON in every thread as first post, I got nothing against Jon famalam. But way to overthink it. Stannis+Jon bros4lyfe
>>70792432
How exactly is his writing bad? Asking out of curiosity.
>>70792335
Thats why he let brianne go right?
Hes still honorable. Why do you faggots not get that love is a perfectly fine character trait of his along with his seeking honor and redemption for his missdeeds.
Fucking your sister is a stupid missdeed to redeem, its none of anyones business, and that would be a boring fucking "character development".
>I'm going to bury the feelings I have for the one I love because people think its fucked up.
>Bastardbowl
how can anyone be hyped for this?
we all know Jon and Sansa will win and kill Ramsay
>Arya's storyline for the past 2 seasons
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT?
>>70792538
FAT
>>70792487
So who restitched her wounds after she sprinted across the city and throw herself down a staircase?
>>70792531
The Hound was always quippy when killing people you dip, that doesn't mean the village getting murked didn't impact him at all. If anything it makes a shit ton of sense because their deaths caused him to revert to violence, just violence with a just cause
>>70792531
>"There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three"
That not character arc enough for you, pall?
>>70792505
Nice mildly covered up cunny bait m8.those girls at the right
>>70792552
Arya is dead, Waif is wearing her face.
> OTP reunion while Jamie is still all over Cersei
REEEEEEEE
>>70792555
PINK
>>70792547
I dunno, leaks say Ramsay has 30 good men this time.
>>70792531
He was raging hard.
A group led by a guy who tried to kill him before just killed his new bff and people who he genuinely cared about. Hard to think logically when you are that angry and have been killing people for most of your adult life.
>>70792487
I know this sounds autistic, but those stairs were not steep, at the rate she fell she would have rolled down maybe 3/4 steps and stopped abruptly, but she just kept going and going and going.
most ridiculous part of the chase for me
Is Arya now the best swords(wo)man of Westeros or do you think Brienne has enough normalfag support to beat Arya in a sword fight?
>>70792531
That's kind of the point of his character. He is emotionally numb. He still honored their memory by killing the people that killed them, once that was done, he just moved on.
Reminder that if Jon were to leave the Watch in the books, the King he would support would most definitely be Stannis. He would have Sansa support him in this as well.
In the show, since Stannis is dead, it makes no sense that they'd try to divide the North from the Seven Kingdoms by making Jon a King in the North as that goes totally against Stannis's purpose.
The one king Jon and Sansa should support right now in the show is Gendry, wherever the fuck he is.
>>70792531
That's the only decent part about the episode. He actually listens to what Beric and Thoros have to tell him and even agrees with their terms. Old Hound would've just butched everybody in there.
>>70792403
They had like 3 scenes together. Stop being retarded.
>>70792538
Because his books are popular and acclaimed and autists with parental issues want to be contrarian and noticed
>>70792461
The show has already established that people will die by stab wounds. It only happens every fucking episode. Drogo died of an infected scratch but arya heals overnight and is parkouring through the city.
Laughably bad.
The only good part was the show's interpretation of Sub-Zero's spine rip
>>70792552
she now a super trained elite assassin that will kill everyone in the red keep
>>70792096
I like chicken.
Do you think the hound likes arya still? He seems to mention her a lot with respect. It makes me think he thinks of her like the daughtru she never had.
>>70792578
>>70792524
Then who was the bloody face?
>>70792443
Should I believe that the Hound just angrily ran around the woods with that axe in his hand ready to strike anytime until he luckily found four of those faggots which he didn't even see the last time?
why would brienne have to sneak out? they weren't attacking the castle...
that was pretty dumb
>>70791728
>yfw Jamie and Cersei overcome all via the POWER OF LOVE (tm) a la Chinese cartoons
>>70792132
>the sneks show up once to fuck up the only good thing of dorne and then never again
>>70792552
The point was that she had no where else to go and to get the assassin's skill set.
>>70791683
Anyone made a webm of the Masters catapulting Mereen from the sea?
>Blackfish loses all semblance of authority when Edmure asks to be let in
>I MUST OBEY
>They watch him get nearly executed twice not 1 day before while heeding BFishes every command
D&D Explain
>>70792396
It's a short story and no.
The title is a line from a Rudyard Kipling poem which recounts the supposed moral instructions a wolf cub receives:
You may kill for yourselves, and your mates, and your cubs,
As you need, and as you can,
But kill not for the pleasures of killing
AND SEVEN TIMES NEVER KILL MAN!
The edition I read seriously has the last bit in all caps, like it's super serious.
>>70792591
assassin != swordsman
>>70792594
So that's Arya's role now? To alert everyone of Gendry's existence?
So are we getting Stoneheart or not? I'm not a bookfag. If we're not, can you tell me why.
>>70792335
>in the books it's a threat to get the castle
it's the same in the show you stupid fucking idiot,
he says that to Edmure to scare him, to make him give up the castle
jesus christ you're a fucking retard.
>>70791720
LE SAGGY FACE MAN
>>70792524
This is very plausible.
>>70792614
It was the face the waif removed to put on arya's.
>>70792448
dude he drank wine with this poppy shit mixed
>>70792538
Anyone who's read Plato/Tolken or anybody relevant wouldn't need to ask his question
>>70791891
How the fuck did she get from The Wall to Riverrun as quickly as she did and with almost no hardship?
>>70792616
When times are tough Brienne is a coward.
Why is """"RAD""""""mure such a bitch?
>>70792560
>caring about such details in a tv show with tits and dragons
face it, that's what the series has become and nothing more.
>>70792643
Bronn literally explained how that retarded logic doesn't imply in this very episode. Do you even watch the show?
>>70792207
Happened offscreen :^)
What the fuck was this shit ?
First she get stabbed several times and still able to swim through ocean. Then she get healed in one day by some old amateur medic cunt, able to run whole marathon now. Then her wounds get reopened but she is still able to walk quite fast, whats more, she is now able to beat someone who bodied her every single time. And at last, she is totally fine a hour later, walks aways from Jaqen like american from explosion.And that fucking disgusting face.
what the fuck was Cersei talking about with Qyburn?
>>70792659
Days or weeks after it became infected, just because Danny pushed him.
So Cleganebowl unconfirmesd, R-right?
>>70792649
No
Because LS was a shit idea in the books.
>>70792649
It's completely debunked in the show, because in the books LSH is the leader of the BWB and not Beric Dondarrion. Also it's the whole group that's degenerated into common bandits, while in the show it's just a couple of dickheads that get lynched.
>>70792627
>Assassin skill set
>Strolls through city unarmed and stabbed several times in stomach
>>70792515
>You answered your own question.
Well, if refuge in spurious certainty is comforting, who am I to argue?
>>70792612
he certainly wouldn't attack her if they meet again
>>70792531
>things
>being good
>ever
Fuck off, son.
>>70791995
He fucked the wrong hole all those years.
>>70792707
Cersei's going to find out Olenna was the one who poisoned Joff
>>70792096
"Actually it doesn't terribly make much sense for me to spill the beans on where my compatriots are because you're obviously going to kill me regardless of what I..."
>>70792207
>Happened Offscreen
>Muh CGI Costs
The real question is why the fuck did the slavers even go back for war
They know Dany is a retarded madgirl with 3 very powerful dragons and an entire army, and mercenary company. What possible fucking outcome were they expecting to stiff them on the 7 year deal, and try to go against such stacked odds
>All these terrible filler episodes
I'm going to kill myself.off-screen.
>>70792682
Bronn isn't a typical swordsman though. He is a dirty fighter.
>>70792728
It was her last test. She learned from it the hard way.
>>70792768
did she send Qyburn off to investigate in a previous episode or something? that shit came out of nowhere
>>70792144
>red hashtag
wut
>>70792085
>>70792193
>>70792233
>>70792249
>>70792452
One day there will be a word filter that changes "Stannis" to "Booty Warrior"
>>70791813
I just died a little
>>70792674
>why does he quit a doomed position to save his son's life
I dunno m8 it's this total mystery. I look forward to the big reveal about his motives in the coming eps. Might even be a big finale reveal.
>>70792778
absolutely awful
>>70792096
>those are going to be your last words?!
>it is extremely painful, ser
>you're shit at dying
>for you
>>70792201
FEMALE
POWER
FANTASY
>>70792778
oops left that stupid name on from some gay crap on another board
>>70792419
pure filler?
didn't you see how D&D forced the relationship between missandei and grey worm?
they want another power couple, thats why they gave them some screentime to develop some sort of weird chemistry
>>70792089
>>70792303
Killing Faith shitters would only drive a bigger wedge between her son and her.
>>70792649
Not. LSH only exists because Beric used his rez factor on her, so if Beric's around, there's no LSH and vice versa. I mean theoretically they could change it or whatever, but realistically nah.
It's not even a particularly good part of the books imo and I never gave a shit it was cut.
>>70792827
How does he even know they're still alive he hasn't seen them since conception and Walder Frey isn't the most honorable man around
>>70792591
Well she just got powered down a little, but the stronk wimyn buff is still active which trebles her physical damage and the plot armour equipped which doubles her hitpoints
>>70792839
>Lannister spy died while still on the job
She deserved the most painful and brutal of deaths
>After all that shit he went through with Catelyn and Brienne, Jamie is still the same man he was in Season 1, Episode 1.
Brilliant writing dungeons&dragons.
B R A A V O S
R
A
A
V
O
S
>>70792707
They're going to assassinate the High Sparrow and as many followers as possible.
The Little Birds have been keeping track of High Sparrow, where he goes, where he sleeps.
>>70792319
WHEN KINGS LANDING IS.... ASHES
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE
>>70792897
hoo?
>>70792570
>>70792570
No, no cunny, just boy cunt.
>>70792096
Check 'em.
>>70792889
He can be reasonably sure the Freys won't touch his kid, because the kid solidifies their claim to Riverrun by dint of being Edmure's heir, and Edmure is the erstwhile lord of Riverrun. He can be less sure that Jaime won't kill the kid, because Lannisters don't give a fuck about Tullys and Freys etc.
>>70792950
The Mountain is a pretty big guy.
>>70792897
What are you even talking about?
>>70792839
I feel bad for the /robot/ who wrote that
I just wish next weeks Ep was lastnight :(
>>70792962
Is that artifacting or a huge fukken rash on his face?
>>70792949
Is Wildfire not more likely?
>>70792089
>I'm King's Landing's reckoning!
>>70792096
Finally.
>>70793012
well it was an obvious joke. notice Botlon fatty and no Dany
>>70792016
Sandor = AA
>>70792303
No he's not. Bron talks about how what makes the mountain so unbeatable is his strength combined with the fact that he's much faster than he should be.
Sandor and The Mountain meld into one person to become AA.
>>70792169
Meeting them in the field when they have more men is safer. If you let them attempt a siege then you're locked in your castle while the starks slowly gather their legitimacy back along with houses/soldiers. Ramsay and his troops aren't there to scare you out of being loyal to the starks
>>70793018
I just wished it was five years ago and I experienced a great first season of GoT for the first time and we were still filled with hopes and dreams over what was still to come.
>>70792889
Because it's walders own daughter.
>>70791780
Are you dense? Jaime has always been a villain. Since episode 1.
>>70793124
this
>ywn experience that first time watching season 1 again
>ywn spend the following weeks after it ends reading all the books and picturing how it will play out on screen again
>ywn enjoy peak /got/ wondering who will they cast as X or Y again
JUST CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>70793124
Yeah that too.This show really turned to shit. I mean I am still addicted and get very hype for it. ut it lost that touch. Although the next two episodes HAVE to be pretty good
>>70792259
The "healer" made sure it got badly infected. Or does everyone forget why danny burned her in the first place? The dead baby thing wasn't the only reason
>>70793082
He's a zombie now. That speed has been replaced with slow shuffling and lack of pain
>>70793238
The wound healed but mentally he was equivalent of a /tv/ poster so he had to burn.
>>70793238
>it got badly infected
It got badly infected because of drogo's retarded barbarian superstitions and mud folk wisdom. He removed the poultices and disinfectants that she had applied to his wounds.
>>70792535
STANNIS ISN'T DEAD
>>70792590
I said the same thing watching that shit. I guess we are both autists then.
>>70791729
She's become an assassin
this show has littrally become femuhnism: the series
>Sandor: learns muh feminism from little girl, then a big bitch. Becomes a good guy often referencing big bitch who put him down with reverence.
>Arya: marked for death and gets stabbed 3 times, the last one twisting in her belly. Makes a full recovery because of her stronk feminism and stronk actress who cut up her boyfriends and patched their intestines back together(a typical feminist power fantasy). Becomes parkour champion and leaps the Narrow Sea in a single bound.
>Tyrion: after discovering all Ned Stark's enemies on the small council, saving KL from a certain sacking, and being hands down the most clever protagonist of the show, he became 'le privileged white boi who doesn't understand nothin' bout the real world and POCs; gets duped by privileged people who want slavery. Chided by POCs, saved by muh mother of feminism and will get chided again in ep 10.
>Sansa: never shuts up about getting her pussy raw dogged as if it never happens to half the noble women in the land
>Theon: stays silent about getting tortured for years and having his genitals mutilated; still gets called a sulky little bitch by everyone
need I go on?
>>70793032
Nah, it's just a thing lots of Anglos have.
Blotchy red skin on the cheeks.
>>70792612
Yes but DnD are making everything he says into some shitty homage to Arya or chicken
>>70793841
Go outside
>>70792539
>>70792650
>fanbois
