>watch a movie
>read its wikipedia page afterwards
I do that, but in reverse
>>70791503
>observe a kino
>analyze it afterwards
>>70791503
That picture gives me some fucking major feels desu
>>70791774
>observe a kino
>turns out it was a flick
>>70791503
>Watch a film from the Criterion Collection
>Read the accompanying essay, view the insightful supplemental material, watch along with Director commentary as if I were sitting on the couch engaged in private conversation with the auteur himself.
>watch a movie
>re-watch the movie
>read its wikipedia
>watch every explanation video of it on youtube
>still have no idea what's going on
>>70791882
>study chemistry
>acheive high distinction
>have no Idea what i just learned
>will definitely never use it anyway
>everyone tells me a film is good
>can't be bothered to watch it
>read Wikipedia entry and watch trailer on YouTube
>tell everyone it sucked
>>70791503
>want to watch a movie
>read plot on wikipedia
>already know the ending, what's the point
I haven't seen a movie since 2009
>>70791814
Samehere. Snow reminds me of my childhood but now I live in a state that hardly gets snow :(.
>>70791503
>new movie comes out
>read its wikipedia page
>shitpost on /tv/
>>70791503
>watch a movie
>check /tv/ for opinions
>if it's popular, hate it
>if it's not, like it
>>70792014
Which one nigga?
>>70791503
>Watch old movie
>read movies IMDB trivia page
noice
>>70791814
>>70791503
The feels, they are real. :(
This why I loved dragons so much.
>frogpost
>commit suicide
>watch new Game of Thrones episode
>it's fucking awesome
>still say it's shit on /tv/
>repeat weekly
>watch film
>Wikipedia it
>watch Kermode review
>regurgitate what they said on /tv/
>watch new got
>its crap
>can barely sit through the poorly written dialogue
>repeat next week
>>70792666
Quit lying to yourself
>watch new GoT episode because memes
>talk about it next morning w/ physical therapist as her finger is literally inside me, massaging my prostate
>>70792544
>>70792666
>>70792788
>>70792800
>>70791956
What is there not to get about chemistry? Its governed by a handful of rules that make perfect sense. The hardest part in chemistry is the wrote memorization.
>>70792947
That memorization angered me so much when later they just explain *why*. Just teach the why if it totally eliminates the need to memorize entire tables of information,
>Watch a student film
>Laugh myself stupid thinking i could make something better on a allowance-tier budget if i actually gave enough of a shit to try.
>>70792544
>>70792666
>>70792788
>>70792800
nice desu nee
>>70791503
I have to do that because I usually miss what happened in the movie because I was browsing /tv/ while watching
>watch a movie
>look it up afterwards
>wikipedia says it was a flick
>go onto forums
>everyone else saying that it was a flick
>ask my friends about it
>they also say that it was a good flick
>feel like an idiot for thinking I was watching a movie the entire time
>consider suicide
>>70793477
Literally /tv/ discussing "The Dark Knight Rises"
>>70792109
are you me?
>>70791503
>>70791814
>>70792421
>>70793883
I love this guys stuff.
>>70793883
Damn his style really matured.
>>70791503
>watch movie
>pause it midway to read the wikipedia page and determine if I should keep watching
>>70793883
He must be quite young. Super big rims haven't been a thing for very long.
>>70791503
>watch old movie
>go to imdb after to see which actors died and how
>>70791503
>Get a movie recommendation.
>Read its plot on Wikipedia to decide if it's worth watching.
>>70791503
i don't understand that image
what's happening in it?
>>70792544
>>70792666
>>70792788
>>70792800
>>70793388
>>70793477
>>70794185
he's just enjoying life man dont worry about it
>watch movie
>can't understand what's happening
>pause and read plot on Wikipedia to catch up
>>70791503
I do this all the time
>>70792001
BvS haters in a nutshell
>Not reading its tvtropes and imfdb pages aswell and then consulting tastekid afterwards
>Not checking jdar to see if the director is jewish
Plebbus maximus
>>70797822
>it's over 50% on J-Dar
>automatically dislike film
>watch movie
>constantly check how long I have left to watch
>lie to myself and say I enjoyed it
>watch movie with notepad and pen
>take down potential memes I can force
>about to download movie
>people on the comments say it's shitty
>don't download it
>think about watching a mainstream classic
>afraid to watch it incase I don't like it
>browse /tv/ instead
>watch a movie
>read the book it was based on
>watch movie
>complain to /tv/ how much it sucks because it's too old and not enough action
>spend more time posting on /tv/ then actually watching it
>watch movie
>pretend I made it and start having imaginary conversations in my head from interviewers that want to know about my awesome movie
>>70798859
>watch kino with impressive special effects
>imagine showing it to someone famous from history, or the guy who wrote the original book, to get off on their reaction
>watch movie
>forget to masturbate during lesbian scene
>finish watching movie
>start watching making-of documentary
>>70798859
DELETE THIS
>>70798923
>watch movie
>start jerking off during lesbian scene
>stop jerking
>wait for better scenes to come up
>realize there will be none
>rewind to the lesbian scene and cum
>never finish the movie
>>70799038
Film?
>watch movie
>go to local comic book store and buy all the action figures from the movie
>watch movie
>get dubs
>>70799198
>off by 1
Story of my life
>>70791774
>observe a kino
>analyze it during vision
>>70799252
>off bythis 5
Story of my life
>>70799111
Blue is the warmest colour
>Watch movie
>Pause it to take care of something else
>Actor is stuck making a funny face
>Watch movie
>Constantly pause and take screenshots of potential reaction images
>>70799378
>Actor is stuck making a funny face
>watch movie
>imagine myself as the actor playing the lead character
>turn off movie if there's no one I can self insert into
>>70791503
>watch movie
>shitpost on /tv/ afterwards
>>70794156
>Watch old movie
>google the actresses' tits
>soniamdisappoint.jpg
>don't watch movies at all
>shitpost on /tv/ anyway
>>70791503
>read the entire plot synopsis before watching a movie
>instantly skip to patrician-tier second viewing
>>70792530
>>70792666
>>70792800
>>70800142
>excited to see what my (You) is
>see this
ruined my day, anon
>watch a movie with really good CGI and effects
>pretend Abraham Lincoln time traveled to present day and I'm showing him how far technology has gone
>>70800236
>>70791503
Hey i remember posting this exact frogpost months ago
>>70800034
>Watch 80's movie
>google actresses' tits
>nice desu.png
1738
>>70800305
why
>>70794156
>Watch old movie with qt 3.14 search google
>She is dead
>>70792445
That's an frogicide, tbqh.
>>70801825
>green eyeballs
>>70800152
>>70800236
>>70800296
>>70801825
dumb frogposter
>>70799378
>>Actor is stuck making a funny face
>>70800142
>implying reddit knows good kino
>>70799378
>>70791503
I do that to figure out if I liked it. I'd rather not move against consensus. This way I don't have to argue my position.
>>70803908
This guy knows what's up. It's easier to dodge bullets when they aren't shooting at you.
I legit missed these threads
>>70799378
>pause at the exact milisecond in which they inserted some sort of subliminal message like an actor hanging himself.
>>70798592
The silent hero of /tv/
I had to look up why the fuck emily blunt and shane from twd started fighting to the death out of nowhere in Sicario. All over a little rubber band.
>talk about a movie with someone
>"wtf SPOILERS duuuh"
If you derivate the pleasure you get from watching movies in the epic final tweest I pity you
>>70803232
WATCH ME S W O O I N K S RIGHT IN
>watch movie
>read imdb trivia afterwards
>>70800142
>>70800171
>>70803232
What a sad little man.
>DVR movie
>never watch it
>find out mai waifu is the villain
>watch it
Bonus points if you can guess the movie, it's relatively new
>>70791774
>watch kino
>blindfold and listen to kino
>drink kino
>breathe kino
>read wikipedia page afterwards>it was kinema
>>70809183
also go to work riding an equino
>>70791882
Cloud atlas?
>>70792445
One day...
I'm stealing all these pepes
>>70791882
This is me after watching Warcraft. Never played the games and I still don't get why that wizard guy was evil.
>>70809218
Cloud atlas wasn't that clever.
>>70809218
Cloud Shitlas
>>70792001
>finally end up watching said film
>turns out to be really good
M.night twist man
>watch a movie with gf
>she doesn't want to cuddle
>>70791503
I also visit tv tropes afterwards.
>>70809372
>in the movie
Fel magic corrupted him
>in the game
Medivhs mother defeated an avatar of Sargeras(biggest bad in the universe), sargeras spirit attached itself to her.
Medivhs Mother gave birth to medivh and the spirit passed on to Medivh.
Medivhs Mother was the guardian and transferred the guardian powers to Medivh.
Medivh grows up not fully in control of himself.
>>70797822
>>70809506
>watch movie starring a qt 3.14
>fall asleep afterwards
>wake up dreaming shes cuddling you from behind
>realize it was just your bedsheet pressing against your back
just end it already desu
torent movi
comment say 1010 yiff
>friends want to watch a horror movie
>google all the scary parts so i don't get scared
>act like a tough guy that's not afraid of nothing
>>70791503
>read the wikipedia of all the cast and crew and the production company
>>70809983
literally me
>walk through living room and see family halfway through a movie
>ask what movie it is
>read entire plot on wikipedia
>pretend i've seen it already so they don't expect me to watch it with them
>try to watch a movie
>keep pausing to shitpost
>>70809101
Deadpool
>>70809983
Did that last week, worked. I even got a compliment for being scared of nothing from a qt.
>>70798859
fuck, I do this
>>70798859
shit senpai thought I was the only one
>>70793365
That's what every student film maker thinks but they always end up as student films.
Trust me, I've tried.
>>70791503
Literally me :^)
>watch kino
>search title on reddit immediately afterwards
>>70791503
>watch a movie
>read up on all background information/hidden symbolism
>autistically info dump to anyone and everyone who will let me
>watch a flick
>go to read up about it on wikipedia after
>remember I can't read
>>70806740
Fuck off, the suspense of not knowing what happens and the shock of a twist add to the pleasure of a movie. Yeah it's not everything but it's an important part.
>>70798901
>kino
>special effects
>watch a joint
>it's actually kino
>>70810160
Hey, don't post this stuff
>put on a romp
>turns out to be a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e k-i-n-o-g-r-a-p-h-yNever happened :(