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How was it lads?
>>70787151
>>70788572
Azor is fake
Wait, people hated this episode?
It wasn't amazing but it wasn't bad. It was alright I thought.
If you're complaining about offscreen shit I'm just going to assume you're ADHD riddled children. Showing Blackfish and Waif's deaths aren't necessary, you get the picture of what happens, you don't need every death spelled out for you. Control your bloodlust.
If you're complaining about LSH or Cleganebowl I'm going to assume you're an assblasted meme-loving redditor.
If you're complaining about filler, I'm going to assume you didn't watch the episode. A lot of shit happened and progressed, especially in Braavos, Kings Landing, the Riverlands and Slaver's Bay.
If you're complaining about Arya's wounds I'm going to assume you just don't know how the medium of television works and how things need to be simplified to keep entertainment.
If you're complaining about Jaime's character I'm going to assume you didn't get the memo that the books and the show are different and characters can be vastly different as a result of that, and that's not always a bad thing. ShowJaime is an antivillain, and is messed up after Joffrey, Tywin and Myrcella's deaths. He's a different character but he works for the show. We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin and it's good television.
Really, the only thing worth complaining about was that god-awful Tyrion, Grey Worm and Missandei scene, and even then, that's one horrible scene in an otherwise decent episode.
Reminder that episode 9 is always the "shocker" episode. Your heart is going to get broken the way episode 9 always delivers.
4th for young Lyanna Stark the most beautiful maiden in all of westeros.
>>70788590
noones going to get shocked about ramsays death
A girl did not clean up this face so well. A girl needs to apply herself. A girl needs to see me after class.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Azor Kinvara
He (and CIA and the cuck Tully) will come and save Jon from the Boltons confirmed.
>>70788580
Maybe in the books, Preston. This is Game of Thrones.
>>70788587
>We're watching the ruthless heir of Tywin and it's good television.
We are not, though. "Imma Lannister" was his motivation to threaten Edmure in the books.
Here he just revealed to Edmure that he wants to go fuck Cersei as soon as possible, just like this.
If you don't understand how pathetic this is, you are worse than Lesdoggg.
1st for magic cock
>>70788590
i didn't even flinch at red wedding
t. lvl 80 oldfag edgemaster
>>70788587
How about 2 seasons of wasted Arya in Braavos scenes?
>>70788590
This.
That said, the ending to last episode was predictable as fuck.
I literally said to my friend "Watch Arya kill the waif, then Jaqen will say 'a girl has no name' and Arya's gonna say 'I am Arya Stark' or some shit"
>people mad that Cleganebowl has been delayed or cancelled
Who gives a fuck, now we get based Beric and Thoros
>Dabid, Arya's time with the super secret assassins is finished, how do we close this storyline?
>How about a high octane sprint through the streets, with characters drawing a massive amount of attention to themselves (like all assassins do of course) finished with an off screen fight between a girl with a sword and a girl with a knife
>>70788587
Kill yourself
Such a shit episode, holy fucking shit
Compiled list of Episode 10 north leaks
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
>Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
Pic from idigitaltimes (they had the same leaks for Season 5 episode 10)
main article was redacted but here is the essence of it
>"Littlefinger gives Jon Snow something that is addressed to Benjen Stark, which he [Benjen Stark] never received, courtesy of a certain Aemon Targaryen"
>The letter is new knowledge for Littlefinger and was delivered recently by 'someone'
another anon compiled a list of leaks (from plebbit) which included this line
>Bran sees the rest of TOJ and witnesses 'Promise me, Ned'
>cut to Jon Snow in his room, reading the letter
>episode ends with Jon putting the letter at the table, revealing a Targaryen sigil
LF and the Knights of the Vale save the day!!
>>70788634
thats already a give
Why is Arya's plotline so shit?
>>70788572
S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."
>What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
>Grandiosity/submissiveness.
>How often do you have sex?
>Between and including never and often.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
>>70788654
until the Hound kills them in the next ep
>>70788643
i swear bronn is much greyer. fucked up dyejob
>>70788587
>saving this to paste in every /got/ thread
for what reason? please tell me you at least get D&D's hbogo password for your service.
>>70788587
>I'm going to assume you just don't know how the medium of television works and how things need to be simplified to keep entertainment.
>it's just a tv show guys it doesn't have to make sense
P L E B
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>>70788643
What is Pod trying to convey with this expression?
>>70788619
>Russian
Dropped.
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>70788587
>hurr durr you're not allowed to complain about garbage television
fuck off to be honest, the series have been getting worse and worse ever since DnD ran out of source material
>>70788595
Thats always been his character in the show I mean. Like in the books Tyrion is way more edgy than he is in the show, I remember him constantly going on rants about how he wanted a dragon to burn his family alive and shit.
>>70788680
Found the redditor.
Cross-posting
>>70788442
>I didn't get bothered by this as much as Jaime's
>>I'll catapult your baby across the wall because I wanna fuck my sister in the vagina
What's wrong with that? He wanted to take the castle quickly and with minimum blood shed. Threatening the guy into surrendering it accomplished just that. It's not like he literally did it. Plus, he was trying to be civil at first but the dude was being a cunt and not responding to it.
>>70788648
Eh, she got stronger and perhaps still has the ability to swap faces, without the baggage of having to be a faceless man slave.
>>70788681
Why would he do that, famalam?
>>70788698
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>70788698
That feeling when you're about to smash the patriarchy.
>>70788698
smug.
>>70788698
that she can´t act
>>70788697
you got something against the babushkas anon?
>That dramatic entrance of Dany
Why did he even do that?
OUT OF MY WAY WHITE WALKER FUCKING SHITS
>>70788687
what reason???
Theres one_scene _jew_tittied_whore_webmfag
Theres ftdm.jpgfag
Theres literally 10 trips/spammers in every single general
Is the standard by now. /tv/ is becoming the new /sp/
>tfw we get a whole episode devoted to Jon obviously defeating Ramsey
I mean they just brought him back from the dead, theyre not gonna kill him. Since we already know the outcome, can we skip the battle like we did for Stannis v Ramsey?
>>70788703
Don't know, to me it seemed he hast something for Brienne, doubted the way he turned out (during season 3) while trying to keep it real regarding he vow to Cat. And then 5 minutes later he forgets about this.
>>70788754
They're speed holes, they make him walk faster
when they are going stop teasing us with frakenclegane? i want to see him in real action not bashing some peasant skulls
Did not enjoy this episode as a whole but I did enjoy the Hound scenes a lot, he has quickly become one of my favorite characters. I also like the Blackfish although it seems like they have changed him substantially from the books? I've only read the first and part of the second and it was a while ago
>>70788754
She chose violence
>>70788668
>tfw Sansa probably asks Jon to chop CIA's head off
Feels fucking bad man
So what rumors was Qyburn talking about?
>>70788754
That blow is about at the heart. Would kill a mortal man.
>>70788791
In case you haven't noticed, this isn't exactly an "action" show
>>70788789
same for arya outrunning the waifu
>>70788748
she walked in like she was looking for her keys.
>>70788754
>Qyburn's face
Top Smug
>>70788810
The Hound is alive
>>70788771
They need to show that Tormund dies though.
THAT WAS IT?
That was how Arya survived the stabbing?
She just... did?
I was expecting at least a SHITTY explanation for it. Like the stupid "fart bladder filled with blood" theory that didn't make sense. Or... fuck, SOMETHING.
I just... why? Why did they even have her get stabbed in the first place?
Why did they even have her come to Braavos? They could have saved themselves some money and had her tag along any other storyline. You want her to learn to be a better fighter? Awesome, have her stay with the Hound, or Brienne for that matter.
The entire Braavos story was entirely pointless now.
>>70788731
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>70788754
It's D&D's new hair-brained method of character development.
>>70788754
Is his armour made of aluminium foil or what?
Oh look it's Qyburn doing nothing but looking smug as he stands next to a smug Cersei as she stands behind le scary zombie soldier
how refreshing
>>70788701
The episode 7 was the best episode since season 4.
>>70788587
Even fucking Reddit hated this episode.
Kill yourself.
>>70788587
The fact that Blackfish literally exited saying "I haven't had a swordfight in years" was fucking disappointing.
I agree it wasn't filler; finally Arya's fucking Braavos story is done. I'll forgive the weird wound that only hurts her when the narrative needs her to in light of that .There was some (I'm looking at you, Meereen council scene) but some was good.
Even though Jaime is drastically different I did like his scene with Radmure. Radmure fucking told it like it is.
The opening scene with Lady Crane playing Cersei was also fucking great.
>>70788771
I'd like to see Ramsay get his shit pushed in though. I'm really fucking sick of the plot armor.
Guarantee the giant dies though. CGI's expensive you know.
How long are they gonna delay Stannis comeback? Do we really have to wait until next season?
>>70788788
>>70788718
Go back to plebbit and upvote your rightful autist, Stannisfags.
>he is my lord my lord i must obey him!
>>70788812
mountain is still mortal but hype kept him alive
so... who will get Lucille'd in the next episode?
Can some kind anon post the leaked info about ep 9 &10
Cersei burning King's Landing to the ground is the only thing that could possibly redeem this season for me.
>>70788838
Donning her plot armor as fast as she can.
I personally think it's super unfair of Sansa to not give Brienne her teleporter.
I mean she was with Jon anyways, so why let her waste so much time to get to Riverrun? Jamie teleported his whole army so that was nice.
>>70788855
Preston "Stannis' Secret Army" Jacobs please go
>>70788611
das why jon loses )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukfBpaB-Q0
34 minutes of Linda. She's gonna go fucking nuts
>I make joke
What did he mean by this?
So we all agree this was the worst episode of the season, right?
Arya says
"A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell"
Faceless man smiled even deeper.
Guys...Arya doesn't even know she didn't just walk away, she's an assassin. She's a sleeper cell. She's going to get to Westeros and receive a name and only then realize what she did cannot be undone.
>>70788810
W I L D F I R E
>>70788654
Honestly this was the part of the episode that made me happiest. Fucking love these guys.
>>70788836
PENICILLIN TEA AND THE WILL TO LIVE, GUYS
Can someone be extra kind and shop Arya and the Waif's face onto this?
I'm too retarded to do it myself.
>>70788841
Yeah that's pretty retarded. Hardened steel doesn't do that. Maybe they are retarded and actually gave him gold armor.
>>70788859
Ah yes, autistic redditors claiming him as their own really counts. Was this before or after they committed character assassination against the One True King? Were they really faithful to the Mannis until the very end?
>>70788886
That's what D&D call character development.
>Arya survives multiple stabbings.
>In a season where Roose, Doran, Areo and Osha die after being stabbed once.
BRAAVOS DABID BRAAVOS
I miss the nuanced political scheming of seasons 1 and 2
They've fucking ruined this show. I feel like I'm watching The Flash tier of TV
>>70788875
The teleporter belongs to CIA, he only let Sansa use it a couple of times.
>>70788886
it was just a prank bro
What did she mean by this?
>>70788847
wow that's some amazing logic you got thereYou should totally save face, even though this is Anonymous, with a comeback of some sort.
>>70788881
Bretty good, Lady Linda.
>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.
>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.
>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.
>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”
>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
>>70788912
Osha was to the neck so I give that one a pass.
What did Jamie tell Cuckmere Tully?
>>70788810
That Tyrion is in Mereen serving under Dany
>>70788725
>She got stronger
This is not dragon ball you autist. She learned to embalm corpses. Big fucking deal. The whole Braavos arc has been rendered pointless this season, and it makes zero narrative sense.
>>70788862
>my lord!
So when the Lannister soldier told Jaime that the Blackfish died fighting, that was to cover up the fact that he actually slaughtered a bunch of them and made it out of Riverrun, right? And now he's going to go meet up with Stannis and his army to help in the battle for Winterfell?
tonight on a VERY SPECIAL episode of Game of Thrones
>Get stabbed multiple times
>Heal up in a day
>Get into a big chase
>Crawling on the ground, bleeding out, can barely stand
>Somehow kill the girl that's been steady kicking your ass for the past two seasons off screen
This show is beyond awful
Who is most likely to die next episode?:
Ramsay
Tormund
Davos
Rickon
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someone remind me of what the 'rumours' that quiba was talking about this ep?
>>70788933
>Even though I swore a vow to never take up arms against Stark and Tully again, I will murder you, your uncle and your infant son if you don't give me that castle.
>>70788916
>Muh secret tangling and pluns and shieet ive doing for years
>lol not really
got died after the purple wedding. Prove me wrong
Who were the four guys Sandor slaughtered?
>>70788929
she did not like how the sparrows were pulling the strings at kings landing
>>70788886
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>70788773
He didn't forget about it and I don't think its just "HE WANTS TO POUND DAT PUSSY" he just actually loves his sister for whatever fucked up reason.
When Jaime returned home from the snakes with a dead daughter I was kind of thrown off that Cersea didn't flip a giant tit and call him a retard and stuff though.
>>70788770
MODS!
>2 seasons wasted screentime on an awful training montage
>for a second it seems that Lady Crane is poisoning Arya and is going to show that she is actually badshit insane
>LOL NO HAVE SOME TERMINATOR CHASING IN THE OPEN ITS NOT LIKE WE'RE A SUPER SECRETIVE ASSASSIN ORGANIZATION WHICH RELIES ON STEALTH AND DECEIT
>literally 11 seconds of the slavers showing up out of nowhere
>apparently no intel at all, no spies in the other cities, not a ship which noticed this massive fleet approaching
>holding them at the beach is actually the best strategy
>BUT I AM COMMANDER, LETS HOLD THIS PYRAMID OF NO STRATEGIC VALUE WHILE THEY BURN THE ENTIRE CITY TO THE GROUND AND ENSLAVE OUR ENTIRE POPULATION
>it all doesn't matter anyway because mrs female power fantasy arrives to save the day
Riverrun was also bad but it could have been so much worse.
>>70788947
And trained in assassinry (though kinda off screen).
What is in store for Edmure?
Is he just gonna be left out of the story completely now or do you think he will side with The North and The Vale?
>last stand of Blackfish
>died off screen
>>70788916
The problem is the amount of story lines. There's waaaay too many to cover in a hyper expensive, 7 hour per season series.
>>70788920
>only two of them used the teleporter.
>both played in cape movies.
can't make this shit up
>>70788955
Why would he lie to Brienne?
Doesn't Jamie let the Blackfish escape on purpose in the books? What the fuck is show even doing?
>>70788965
Don't forget
>Get stabbed multiple times
>fall down and swim in dirty sewer water
>no infection whatsoever
>>70788983
BWB outlaws. Two of them were the horseriders with Lem Lemoncloak in the previous episode. The other two were just there to increase the kill count.
>>70789013
he didn't want to make a fool of himself on screen
why did they kill WAIFu :(
>>70789026
can't infect a rat desu
>doesn't realize time passes between episodes, and even between scenes
>TELEPORTER TELEPORTER
ok
>>70789002
Supposedly, he'll become a "guest" at Casterly Rock, together with Roslin and her son.
>>70788930
Here let me explain for a retard like you:
Reddit is usually a congratulatory circlejerk that eats Dumb&Dumber's shit, and even those guys were like "This was disappointing.".
Hence, you are either actually retarded or are trolling. Either way, kill yourself.
>>70788986
So why was he sad when Brienne left after he took Riverrun? Stop making stuff up, there is no character depth here just a crude mixture of ruthless S1 Jaime and the redeemed character of the books.
Who is most likely to die next episode?
Ramsay
Tormund
Davos
Rickon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10473424
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>>70789049
they wanted a good girl but didn't realise they actually needed the bad poosay
So I'm pretty sure Jaqen never intended for Arya to become a faceless man.
I think he was in westeros to fuck up the seven kingdoms in some way, and he trained Arya to do it.
He's manipulating her.
Why is Tommen such a little bitch bros?
>>70789049
There was room for only one smirkfu on the show
>>70788587
I was going to agree with you on a basic level (episode wasn't great, but good), but
>If you're complaining about offscreen shit I'm just going to assume you're ADHD riddled children.
>Showing Blackfish and Waif's deaths aren't necessary, you get the picture of what happens, you don't need every death spelled out for you.
I like knowing who's alive and who isn't, and considering an episode ago someone who everyone thought was dead suddenly comes back then no, I don't "get a picture of what happens" and yes, I need "every death spelled out for me".
>>70789058
haha he did it, the absolute mad man
REMINDER THAT IN THE BOOKS THE HOUND HAS A REDEMPTION ARC WHERE HE IS BASICALLY FREE FROM HIS PAST RIGHT NOW.
IN THE SHOW HE INSTANTLY KILLS 4 INNOCENT MEN (two cucks and two homobanter lads) AND NOW HAS A CRAVING FOR BLOODLUST AGAIN
>>70788667
fug
>running around with massive cut in her gut
>not bleeding out
Wow this is worse then Dorne. Really, really bad.
That and do D+D just hate magic? At no time did they use the aspect of the 'faceless man' as anything other then 100% straight with the audience. Everyone knew everyone's stated intensions at all times. What horrible writing, what was the point of the faceless men if they literally did nothing with either their exsistence or premise?
>>70789060
he needed the bad poosay
>>70789068
Jaqen is dead ffs NORMIES REEEEEEEE
>>70788991
Don't forget that Dany and her dragons (and her army?) reached Meeren without anyone noticing either.
waif fags on suicide watch
what was the point of Brienne being at the riverrun siege without lady stoneheart plot? did brienne or sansa really think they'd be able to move an army up from the riverlands to support taking winterfell
Alexis St. Martin
>>70789002
>letting an important political prisoner with a relatively sizable force join up force with others who are going to attack subjects loyal to the crown
>>70789069
Spoiled like his brother, but turned out the bitch way since he was in the shadow of Joffrey
>>70789068
It's not the original "Jaqen".
The Kindly Man did not know who the girl is at first. He took on the "Jaqen" face and took Arya in after consulting with the old "Jaqen". He used the face to make Arya feel more comfortable.
>>70789061
Rickon>Ramsay>Davos>Tormund
It'll break my heart if Tormund or Davos die.
Good thing Ian McShane died and was only for one episode.
>>70789095
JAQEN IS PATE
>>70789078
>reminder books are different from the show
T-thanks
>>70789037
>>70789013
He felt like a character from a different (and much better) show.
>>70788978
someone pls
>>70789098
they were busy cracking jokes and getting drunk so they didn't notice
>>70789078
It's the same deal with Jamie. He's becoming a nice guy and starting to hate Cersei in the books but with the show it's the exact opposite.
>>70789068
With the way this show is going, I was honestly a Syrio face drop when she was walking away.
>Hound Jamie Bronn Podrick Blackfish Edmure all in the same episode
No wonder i thought it was less shite than usual.
>>70789102
waif might still be alive even if her face is gone
BLACKFISH DEATH - OFFSCREEN
WAIF DEATH - OFFSCREEN
THIS INSTANT STOMACH WOUND HEALING ACTRESS DEATH - OFFSCREEN
What the fuck they have thinking?
>>70788642
>Here he just revealed to Edmure that he wants to go fuck Cersei as soon as possible, just like this.
I read his motivation as much more love-driven than sexual. His speech to Edmure was the strongest moment in the episode to me.
>>70788695
das it mane
>>70789131
he seems to need the bad poosay
>>70789139
>wanting to be punished with more garbage fight choreography
>>70789124
hound is still alive
>>70789139
You forgot offscreen dragon ex machina.
>>70789139
dicks and jokes
>>70789069
He did nothing wrong.
Kevan and the Lannisters support him. Mace the Ace supports him. Pycelle and the Citadel support him.
These are the main powers behind the Iron Throne. Thinking about Cersei's dumb bitch feelings is not what a king should do. If the Faith helps him remove her influence, all the better.
>>70788754
Because he is braindead monk who knows shit about actual fighting.
I bet he believed gods protect him untill the last second.
why isn't Cersei's hair growing back?
Who is most likely to die next episode?
Ramsay
Tormund
Davos
Rickon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10473424
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>>70789116
Tormund dies. There is nothing for him to do. If he doesn't die he will stick around in Jons entourage and become a meme. So the best thing is to hope he dies desu.
>>70789139
>THIS INSTANT STOMACH WOUND HEALING ACTRESS DEATH - OFFSCREEN
We saw her body at least
who /sneks/ here?
>>70788991
>defending against an impossible naval invasion is Tyrion's only military management experience
>nah fuck you we hold the pyramid
milk of the poppy back after many seasons
it's the weapon to defeat the others
>>70789131
He needs the bad pussy.
LADS
WAS THERE A DICK JOKE IN THIS EPISODE?
Maybe that's why it sucked? I mean there was a gay bluff banter, cheeky finger in the hole but no dick joke.
>>70788810
wildfire
>>70789140
That's basically how I saw it. He wouldn't have started the speech with how they both loved their children and how they are fierce about it if he just wanted to say that he wanted her vagina.
>>70789157
Fight that, just show them dead. With the plotlines being so purposefully simplified, you'd think they'd want to leave little room for doubt. Or is this their way of keeping theories 'alive', purposefully kill characters but don't show their deaths to maintain he illusion that this show has depth?
>>70789183
NEVER
EVER
FORGET
>>70789180
He's gonna be the new Lord of Last Hearth after he guts SmallJon.
>>70789061
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10473424
dickon and ramsey are dead next ep
tormund and davos are wildcards
>>70789139
>we got five bucks and grrm told us this much
they're still shit writers overall tho
winning an emmy of any sort was a fucking disgrace
>>70789139
>>70789182
They had to make room for more awkward time with Tyrion and friends lol.
>>70789180
Isn't he the de facto leader of the Wildlings? They'll be much less inclined to listen to Jon if Tormund isn't around.
>>70788654
Who /brotherhood/ here?
>I'm going to kill you and kill the people you already know I plan to kill!
>OPEN DA GATE, SURRENDER, KILL MY UNCLE (he had to know what would happen)!
What? There is no way that would happen.
Bitch about the episode all you want. I saw my Houndfu's cock I loved it. 10/10, GoaT.
>>70789198
Does talk of Pod's magic dick count?
>on all accounts, time moves about as fast as the show (one season = one year),
>yet Sam Jr is still a baby for the last 4 seasons.
>>70789221
/r9k/
>>70788572
is no one pissed off about
>we got the black fish
>but he's dead lol
I wanted to see him fight, but instead we got another fucking Tyrion making Missandei and Grey Worm uncomfortable scene
>>70789217
Do you really think the integration of the free folk and their integration into the North will be something DnD think/write about?
>>70789221
>BWB edit
>it's waving a banner
'no'
>>70789180
>>wanting to be punished with more garbage fight choreography
Are there actually people who seriously think Tormund isn't going to die at the Bastardbowl?
>>70788721
I think the anon was talking about Jaime's motivation (wanting to fuck his sister) and being so open about it. It seems weird to me, too.
>>70788965
Remember when in season 1 Drogo died of a cut on his arm?
Yeah, the writers don't either
>>70789176
It's literally confirmed Rickon dies in the next episode you fat little twat.
>>70788991
Don't forget:
>Varys somehow left on the ship and wasn't bothered by the Ghiscari armada
>Dragons destroyed the Ghiscari armada off-screen.
>>70789198
there was a dick joke tho
>>70789231
They didn't actually show his cock did they?
I don't recall it but then again I wasn't looking for it.
How exactly has the show gone to shit? I can't put my finger on it.
Has it gone flanderized yet? It's certainly dumbed down that's for sure
PRESTON WHEN
How does shit like this not bother anyone else? They're lighting giant boulders on fire and launching them from their ships. HOW?
>JAMIE WANTS TO FUCK HIS SISTER LOL
>LOL
>LOL GUISE IT'S CHARACTER DEVELEPMENT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
>"I'LL CATAPULT YOUR BABY TO FUCK MY SISTER"
NOT
ONE
WEAK
EPISODE
>>70789235
>>70789262
Oh you're right, and there's Hound's dick and pissing while he's being spoken to. That counts too.
>>70789221
Even though its so different from the books, I really want to see Beric and Thoros fucking up some Wights in the North
>>70789244
>>70789221
should be holding a flaming sword
>>70789269
He killed himself. This time for real.
>>70789183
>>70789206
GUESS WHERE LORD VARYS IS HEADING?
>>70789221
>brotherhood without banners
>without banners
>>70789198
Tyrion saying Varys doesn't have to shave is a cock joke. I also predicted the joke 10 seconds in advance.
>>70789221
I'm here my bro
>>70789263
They did, right before he takes a piss in the lake.
I just watched the fucking episode, holy kek
>Arya acting weird wasn't a ruse, it was just bad writing. The situation resolved in the most predictable way possible
>The Tully men have no idea what to do with their castle, Blackfish dies off screen.
>Daeberys walks in the pyramid in the most deus ex machina way possible.
YOU. CAN'T. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP.
>D&D said they only have 13 episodes of material left after this season
>think it sounds like ridiculously little for the amount of story they have to address
>see the butchering they call "pace"
>13 episodes sounds like pushing it now
It could probably fit in five at most.
>>70789272
>He's never heard of Greek Fire
>LaughingAncients.jpg
>Tyrion in the books
>My family have despised and mocked me for my entire life. I had the woman I love torn from me, I was denied my rightful inheritance and framed for a murder I didn't commit. My own father sentenced me to death
>Naturally I want revenge and to take over the House and Casterly Rock
>Show Tyrion
>Woe is me I'm such a good humble guy. I've never had a negative thought in my life, I love jokes and wine and I want a nice comfy vineyard when I go home.
>>70789294
He's gonna get the da bad poosy
>>70789294
Dorne to get a landing spot for Dany.
>>70789285
>>70789221
That's the joke. The Brotherhood claims to be without banners, but their banner is a mess of all other banners from ruined houses.
It's canon.
More scenes with the Mountain wrecking shit when? This was one of the only good parts of the episode.
>I gutted my boyfriends
>But then I patched them up
>lmao
What did she mean?
>>70789264
The plot isn't moving forward, and they're distorting characters from what made they great in the books.
Same as season 5.
>>70789272
dragon ships
>>70789221
>Brotherhood With Banners
>>70789294
West of Westeros BABY
>Varys is going to Dorne to ally with sneks
>Yara is on her way to Mereen
>tfw the series will end with the womynz army coming in to save the day because men are weak
>>70789264
Ran out of book material
>>70789221
Have and always will be with the Lion.
>>70789272
I've never been this excited and let down at the same time in this fucking show.
>Hound fucking up everyone
fuck yeah can't wait for cleganebowl
>fuck you no trial by combat.
REEEEEEE
>Beric and Thoros are back
fuck yeah, at least give us Stoneheart in place of Cleganebowl
>fuck you we are going North to do jack shit for an entire season
>>70789253
Thats not what happened.
>>70789316
Apparently you've ever heard of it in passing because that's now how it works.
>>70789324
I don't get it. Why would these faggots not fight the mountain? I thought they had religious zeal - no matter how strong the guy is, if all 10 or so of them start attacking him he's going to get fucked up.
>arya gets stabbed multiple times
>able to walk away and survive
>roose bolton gets stabbed once
>dies even tho he was wearing armor
>>70788654
Is it just me or was Beric a lot skinnier in this episode? I don't remember him being that lanky in season 3.
>>70789294
Here comes Aegon.
>>70789327
D+D bad at medicine
>>70789327
That's she a tough women who purposefully fucked "bad boys", stabbed them and then threaded their cuts with thread.
>>70789002
He's probably done in the show. Shame, he really stuck it to Jaime.
>Arya runs from the terminator
The fuck is this shit?
>>70789217
There's not going to be many wildlings left after next episode
>>70789264
Everything is black and white and the world just feels empty
>>70789352
That looks like a giant boulder and a catapult to me
>Friendly reminder that most Lords of the North, including Lord too fat to sit a horse, don't bend their knees to Sansa and Jon until Sansa's cousin gives her an army larger than every army combined in the North, so they'll all be bending their knees in fear of Robin instead of because the North remembers
>>70789363
Even zealots don't want to get their heads ripped off.
>>70788654
YES
YES
YESBERIC, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
>>70789272
Metal baseplate upon which the trebuchet is positioned. Boulder is placed in a chain sling and covered in oil with brushes.
Oil is then set alight.
Trebuchet is activated and counterweight flings boulder.
Any oil that dripped onto the baseplate can be promptly covered with sand to extinguish the flames.
This shit was done in the ancient world man.
>>70789339
>>70789295
>>70789285
>>70789244
BWB DID HAVE A BANNER YOU IDIOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YES, IT'S CONTRADICTORY, BUT ORIGINAL /brotherhood/ POSTER WAS RIGHT
FUCKING SHOWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70789369
'dramatically satisfying'
>>70789381
hahahah indeed
What the fuck was with that.
>>70789363
Are you telling me that characters in Game of Thrones are bad and inconsistent because of bad writing/the plot?
>>70789381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKbzpdyb3I
>>70789057
More like stabbed to death in or on their way to Casterly Rock.
>>70789391
Pretty shitty religious zealots desu senpai.
I'd gladly lose my head in the service of the true lord
>>70788681
Next episode is all bastardbowl m8
>>70789284
Same tbqh. Gonna be pretty dope
>>70788931
Kek
>>70789370
You might be right
>>70789076
But you got it through being told Blackfish is dead, and seeing Waif's face.
I have the perfect opportunity to ambush you but instead I'll loudly jump on some random people 10 feet behind you.
>>70789388
SWEET ROBIN MASTERPLAN
BOW TO YOUR NEW KING OF WESTEROS
>>70789416
they could kill him but they were too hyped to do it before cleganebowl
>>70788667
fake
>>70789372
NOPE!
MORE
SNEKS
(If it was Aegon, they had a good chance to drop Varys's answer to Tyrion:
> "If the queen is coming, of course... She's the last of the Targaryens."
> "No. There's another."
>>70789384
>Oil was usually used to create incendiary devices. The Roman-Byzantine armies of the 6th century created "fire-pots", oil-based incendiary weapons which could be launched by hand or with ballistae.[72] During the siege at Montreuil-en-Bellay in 1147, a mixture of oils from nuts, cannabis and flax, was heated in iron containers, launched by mangonel, and burst into flames on impact.[73] The Chinese made early grenades out of oil-soaked hemp and cotton, which were ignited and thrown by mangonels.[74]
>>70788929
That she prefers string instruments.
>>70789244
>>70789339
>>70789295
It's literally canon. This is their banner.
>irony
>>70789399
Wouldn't the fire light the trebuchet and ship on fire? Wouldn't the air blow the fire out while the boulder is flying to the target?
>This shit was done in the ancient world man.
It really wasn't. Just think about it a little more than not at all.
>Replace the prince with sand snaeks
>Replace Victorian with 'Yara'.
O yeah girl power show! Please ignore that we ham fisted them into male characters.
>>70789434
Assassin's Creed: Faceless Men
:^)
>>70789098
Noone notices anything anyway.
No other lannisters noticed Brienne
Nobody from mereen noticed Dany
Nobodies noticed the vale army taking moat cailin
Nobody from westeros has noticed Dany at all really
Nobody has really noticed the white walkers
Nobody cares that Jon died
Nobody cares that stannis is dead
Literally nobody cares about Dorne.
It's like, the show characters only care about where they immediately are
>>70789277
>JAMIE WANTS TO FUCK HIS SISTER LOL
>LOL
>LOL GUISE IT'S CHARACTER DEVELEPMENT TO THE NEXT LEVEL
>"I'LL CATAPULT YOUR BABY TO FUCK MY SISTER"
Yeah because its totally completely about wanting to fuck his sister and not because he actually loves her. Its also definitely NOT character development that something he has been fighting admitting for the longest time he grew to openly admit and accept and now openly told someone about it and basically told them to fuck off.
Jaime basically came out of the closet.
>>70789428
You're right, didn't realize they were complaining about deaths that were spelled out, but happened off-screen.
>>70789388
>>70789439
FOR THE VALE!
Warging into falcons when?
>>70789460
fuck you
>>70789272
Whatever else you think of the Meereen plot at the moment, this shot was fucking cool.
>>70789463
>Explaining irony to autists
IT'S LIKE EXPLAINING A JOKE TO THE UNSULLIED LMAO.
>>70789467
Holy shit nigga it's like you didn't even read what he wrote nigga.
>>70789078
those were the deserters who killed the builders you massive retard
did you even watch the last episode?
>>70789463
>without bannerS
>just one banner
>>>irony
>>70789370
he looked leaner, yeah.
>>70788889
yes, the plot thicken with this smile, i believe.
>>70788572
>super duper assassin follow his victim during the day in the city, while everyone is watching
I hope that dumb Widow is actually all in Arya's head is true
>>70789463
Finally, someone with a brain.
Fucking showfags.
>>70789370
Getting killed about ten times really takes it out of you apparently.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4283074/
EIGHT
POINT
SIX
>>70789104
They're gonna fuck in the end, Bronn even told us
>>70789513
You're fucking deluded
so any good menes from the new episode yet?
>>70789479
Fuck off, it was a terrible angle and you know it.
>>70788889
Yeah fuck off.
Literally all the theories (even the most Reddit of them) were better than what we got.
Just set your expectations to low and you'll be fine, family.
>>70789481
I kinda hope Robin saves the day. He's not a bad kid, just fucked up by his crazy-ass mother.
>>70789381
>>70789407
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was fucking weird! I thought she's supposed to be a stealthy assassin but suddenly she turns into Bond in the fucking opening scene of Casino Royale
Reminder that the props and storyline are fucked up because D&D are pocketing the show-budget money and scamming the producers.
>>70789111
I just figured Jaime didn't give a shit about the crown anymore, only cersei
>>70789535
will her magic poosay cure jaime of his need for incest? i remember he got an awkward boner in the books when he was watching her bathe.
>>70788889
>Last season
>Everyone is happy and celebrating
>Suddenly Arya stabs Jon in the back
>The fuck?
>Face drops to the Waif all along in a massive undercover mission.
CRYING FOR DAYS!
Everything feels like filler
>>70789543
>sweet girl
She was being ironic right?
>>70789543
At this point watching GoT is the meme. Anyone with sense should drop it now
>>70789551
he is a bad kid. can't even properly use his bow
>>70789450
Btw was Dorne ever mentioned again?
>>70789497
We make joke.
>>70789111
good thing it worked against all odds then, isn't it?
>>70789256
Just like Syrio was literally confirmed for last night, cunt?
AY NIGGAS
JUST HOW RIDCULUS IS SERSEE'S PUUZIE GAME THO?
ONE HANDET NIGGA FUCKN MESSD UP LMAO
>inb4 Arya starts assassinating important people left and right with near superhuman ability
>>70789434
The Waif is a shitty assassin who was more interested in making Arya suffer than killing her quickly like Jaqen told her to
We've been over this anon
>>70788881
>>70788931
Holy shit, how fucking autistic Linda is.
In the middle of the video she just started clapping her hands like a seal and losing her gaze on the camera. No editing, no preparation, no basic script, nothing.
Preston is a goddamn social butterfly in comparison.
>no one talking about the hanging scene and the banter between hound and brotherhood
>>70789380
Gonna miss Tobias Menzies, something really strong/commanding about his voice. Shame Edmure on the whole as a character isn't the same.
>>70788995
Fuck you.
>>70789562
It is, the only important thing is daeny saving westeros and becoming queen and marrying John
>>70789543
WOULD YOU FOOK ER?
I'D FOOK ER.
E'D DEFINITELY FOOK ER
YOU'RE A SWEET GIRL
>>70789574
Jaime said the Sneks have taken over somehow and literally no one on the council gave a shit
>>70789599
Watch the Night Manager mate.
I know it won't happen but I'm still clutching to the belief that Lady Stoneheart will be in the show but redeem this fucking piece of garbage.
D&D have lied before so I don't believe them when they say they cut her from the show.
>>70789599
>Lose the Roose and his buttery voice
>Lose Radmure and his buttery voice
>Get stuck with norven marble mouf Jon
>>70789543
I MAEK JOK
>>70789572
Nobody taught him how. He's only starting to learn.
>>70789551
Robin has sure grown up though.
>>70789627
no one cared who a girl was until i put on a face
>>70789551
I don't mind Robin saving the day
I mind the Northern Lords finally bowing to Sansa and Jon in fear of Robin instead of respect for the Starks
>>70789140
I think it was really ambiguous as to whether Jaime was really admitting incest. He compared his relationship to cersei with edmure and cat. He could be taken as meaning brotherly love
>>70789572
HE IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WARGS AND GREENSEERS HE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING BOW HE'S GOING TO WARG A FUCKING DRAGON AND FLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70789623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
it's no wonder bronn and jamie are only thinking about vaginas, even brienne's. they've been sieging and traveling for weeks
>>70789633
If they brought Cat back to life now, she'd be fucking skeleton
>>70789543
MAGIC COCK
Podrick is a wizard, confirmed.
>>70789543
Waifinator has potential.
>>70789654
>"THE NORF IS FULL OF NOBLE PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER!"
>Literally everyone turns on The Starks bar a few smaller houses
>Suddenly everyone is intimidated and buddies back up to them
LMAO. So basically the show North is just as traitorous as everyone else. Good to know.
>>70789677
they want the little girl but they need the huge pussay
>>70789580
What sort of an idiot would think Syrio was confirmed? Rickon's death is confirmed.
>>70789467
>Wouldn't the air blow the fire out while the boulder is flying to the target
Ever watched fire jugglers?
>Wouldn't the fire light the trebuchet and ship on fire
Hence chains for the sling and a metal baseplate and buckets of sand to put out any fires.
>it really wasn't
Google it.
>>70788754
>qyburn is le smug meem
>>70789677
What about eveeyone's obsession with cocks?
>>70789687
I've missed tripod jokes.
MWhaaeeaha~
fermentation
>>70789706
>What sort of an idiot would think Syrio was confirmed?
You seriously need to ask that question? There are people who still think Stannis is alive.
>>70789713
>Ever watched fire jugglers?
Because they would travel at the speed as a boulder
>>70788929
Jesus, she looks old.
Wait where did this Syrio meme come from?
>>70788904
Yeah that's the only explanation. How the fuck else would that weapon break through that armour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqCM68-UoUA
look at this shit, that shit must be made out of actual gold.
>>70789735
The principle is still the same. Light a tennis ball on fire and hit it as hard as you can. It stays lit regardless of going faster than those boulders would.
>>70789547
No it wasn't. He doesn't need any other reason than that. Yeah its selfish but who the fuck cares? Its not like he actually gives a shit about the Tully's. Though I doubt he would have actually flung a baby over the wall, he has too much honor for that, but her was trying to convince someone to do something when that someone assumes he has no honor and is basically a monster.
He doesn't act that way around brianne because brianne hasn't already decided he is evil incarnate. Keep in mind this was immediately after the retard/coward said everything he could to shit on Jaime and his house.
>HOW DO YOU EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT
Said the absolutely incompetent retard fool.
>>70789735
you don't know much about science eh anon
>>70788886
>tfw you make joke
>>70789735
>>70789467
Also the boulders could be wrapped in thatch or wicker that's been soaked in pitch or tar to keep it burning in mid air.
>>70788912
Roose was stabbed with Valyrian Steel
Areo and Doran were stabbed with poisoned daggers
>>70788965
Didn't she drink some of that magic fountain water? The blood trail led right to it before it went to the Waif's reveal.
>>70789883
>the organs somehow die faster to stainless steel than to iron
>>70789475
And nobody in kings landing gives a shit that Ramsay married sansa. Cersei thinks she killed joff ffs!
>Everyone else says their house words at some point.
No one ever said OURS IS THE FURY. Also Baratheon bastard when?
>>70790071
they just agree that ramsay needed some bad poosay
>>70788841
Could be bronze? If the spikes were steel then this could very well be plausible.
>>70790081
>be Jon
>losing battle against Boltons
>be surrounded
>Jon in told to throw down sword by Ramsey
>"I'm going to enjoy our time together, Jon. You must have so many interesting tales to tell, and tell them you will. Our blades are sharp."
>suddenly, thunderous noise approaches
>streaming over the hill, comes a figure bearing a flaming sword, CIA on his left and Edmure on his right
>Jon and Ramsay try to make out the banners
>The Tully's, Vale's and... a flaming Stag...
>OURS IS THE FURY is roared out by an army of sellswords, and at it's head, a man donning an eyepatch, a man denied his rightful Kingdom
>Boltons rout
>Ramsay shoves Jon to the ground, prepares to deliver deathblow
>leader of the cavalry smashes through Bolton lines
>decapitates Ramsay from horseback
>mysterious figure dismounts
>it's the Mannis
>"Kept you waiting, didn't I?"
>>70790645
9/10 no blackfish
>>70789170
Right? Hasn't it been "years" in the show? Why isn't Jaime's hair growing back either? Do they both just decide they like these hip trendy new haircuts or what?
>>70789272
Not giant boulders, those are more likely clay pots filled with oil. That's what would be most accurate, anyway. Of course why you would use an entirely incendiary attack against a city built, as far as we can tell, entirely out of brick and stone is anyone's guess.
>>70788886
He put pee pee in your coke
>>70789551
He's been drugged into oblivion my the Maesters since he was a goddamned infant. Now that that isn't happening who the fuck knows what's going to happen.
>>70789633
Well Beric is apparently still up and running and we've established that "years" have passed since the Red Wedding, so... yeah. Confirmed as never happening. Sorry man.
>>70791422
in the show who knows if thoros cant just straight up bring her back. they need beric alive so they can have him fight the hound
>>70789294RIP Kevan
