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>Sansa's exactly like her mother
>Jon's broody, does shit even if he doesn't want to and dresses and styles himself like Ned
Could it be? Edition
>>70774471
Azor Jon
SANSA THE WHORE
The show is running into a weird problem. It's killing off all the good actors and leaving the poor ones alive.
>Jaime literally LITERALLY undoing his own character arc
Fucking showfags
>>70775771
gtfo with your tumblr fan fictions
we are in here >>70775747
>final scene is Bran surrounded by people congratulating him
>>70775826
The catapult quote is literally taken from the novels, you mongoloid.
>>70775821
huh?
they didn't kill off daenerys yet
>>70775771
First for autistic redditors being BTFO.
>Arya is the waif XD XD XD
mark mylod of house D&D, first of his name
father of lemons
the unskilled
breaker of memes
>>70775848
That's the meme thread, my kind sir. This is the one and true thread.
>episode 10
>Jamie returns just in time to witness Cersei go full Mad Queen
>realizes she is pretty much the worst type of person
>Great Sept of Baelor BTFO by wildfyre
>High Sparrow and Margery kill
>Tommen throws himself from a window in his grief
>not satisfied and completely mad at this point, Cersei tells Qyburn to "burn them all"
>Jamie gets triggered, starts choking her
>the fires engulf much of the city and reach the Red Keep just as the first snows of winter fall on Kings Landing
it is known
>>70775826
They undid Theon's arc too. In this episode missandei actually said the Starks are the enemy. Theon is now going to help the enemy of the starks
Why can't anyone defend the show without resorting to personal attacks?
>>70775771
I enjoyed the Arya scene. Ask me anything.
>>70775873
one quote doesn't make up for his character assassination
>>70775848
>no /got/ in the subject
>no backlink
Fuck off faggot
dont post in this thread any more guys use mine instead
>arya le badass assass XD goes west, gets revenge, then goes even wester and becomes asian
>All plot relevant "good guys" go north
>Cersei kills the faith militant with wildfire somehow causing Tommen's death in the process. Bonuses points if some of the ashes from his body float in the air and land on her tongue. Haha get it. Ash in her mouth. Haha oh wow.
>Succession war imminent, no rightful ruler
>Just in time for Dany to arrive
>Varys plots with CIA and others to unify the north to stand strong because honestly nobody around there gives a fuck anymore
>All this chaos and turmoil just in time for Dany to save the day GOOODD JAAAAAAB
>everybody gets tipped 100$
>the audience claps
>several burst into treats
>>70775904
lmao nerd
>>70775898
It doesn't snow in KL, that is ash falling.
>>70775915
Are you Maisie?
>>70775898
screen cap this
>>70775883
F
I guess she really didn't "see" that ending coming for her.
>>70775915
which of your five senses are you missing?
>>70775898
snows or ashes
>Waited 8 episodes for zombie Mountain to go nuts
>it's a cutaway death
>>70775922
too bad you didn't give a link so I'm forced to use this one. Oh and if you reply I can't know it was you
I want to TORTURE Cordy!
>>70775826
>books
>jaime sees how much of a bitch Cersei really is, then goes on his redemption arc and finally grows into the man he's meant to be as a strong and smart leader and all around great man; comes to terms with all the shit he's done in the past and realizes his mistakes and learns from it all
>show
>I love Cersei and I'll do anything to get back to her
BRAVO D&D
>>70775898
Retard. That picture is meant for when the White walkers win.
FUCK THIS EPISODE WAS SO ANTI-CLIMATIC
>>70775883
>>70775883
PURE KINO
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>>70775903
Did you even fucking listen to the episode? Do you need help? Do you have trouble breathing being so fucking retarded?
"Lannisters and Starks are enemies" as in "Why would they be in the same tavern"
>religion fags outlaw trial by combat
Lame
Is this the worst character ever written?
no more mylod episodes this season
>RIP AND TEAR
>>70775975
Lol my daughter's name is Cordy
Well isn't this a fucking good season. Since episode 2 until now it was pretty solid, and ep9 and 10 won't be bad for sure with Winterfell battle, Dany going for Westeros, Arya killing Freys and that burning the shit up scene.
I predict this season to turn out to be better than the 4th even.
everythings turning up nights king
Speaking of Sansas mother, the lord of light faggots where hanging out by a river and..... nothing.
>>70775979
it's because show Cersei didn't treat him lile shit
![tumblr_n7ab5lWGHa1rnw4ljo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wnwfey3.jpg "tumblr n7ab5lWGHa1rnw4ljo1 1280[1]")
>implying any Greyjoys are arriving at Danys doorstep
>POST YFW CERSEI BURNS THE WHOLE CITY DOWN
How are you guys not hyped for episode 9? We get to see Jon in battle over winterfell. We have been literally waiting for this for the last four years.
Jon gets to fight a loathsome villain not a single fan likes.
It's going to be intense and brilliant like Blackwater.
>>70775937
>Sheldon Cooper is an extra
>bazinga's when dany saves the day
>Starks all look at each approvingly and laugh
>>70775979
>>jaime sees how much of a bitch Cersei really is, then goes on his redemption arc and finally grows into the man he's meant to be as a strong and smart leader and all around great man; comes to terms with all the shit he's done in the past and realizes his mistakes and learns from it all
when did this happen in the books? you're making bookfags look bad by making shit up
>>70776041
Who is this?
>kevan is killed by varys
>tommen, cersei and jaime are executed
>tyrion is sentenced to death or exiled for literally causing the deaths of thousands of former slaves
How come after chasing her through half of Bravos,The Waif decided to slowly walk after a vulnerable Arya?
And why did Jaquen say "A has become no one" when she left because she didn't want to be no one?
Why is Arya's plot so retarded?
That Lem Lemoncloak actor must be loving all that free attention he got from those who refuse to accept LSH is cut.
Arya confirmed for the stupidest person ever.
"Let's take a stroll in Braavos without my sword, even if there's a faceles assassin after me, i don't care"
Arya/Jaqen ruse unconfirmed
Cleganebowl unconfirmed
>all we got this episode was literally dick
>D&D can't even give us some naked Waif action to sooth the burn from the dumpster fire this season as become
She's evil.
>season 2
Battle of blackwater
>season 6
WE HAVVE LORD EDMERE!!!11
ill throw ur baby in a catapult
le blackfish offscreen death
>>70775883
She just needed a good dicking. Jaqen was too much of a fag to dick her down.
Okay guys
Heres the big one
After 3 seasons+ of training
WHAT WILL ARYA DO?
you just know its going to be something great, right?
Something truly climactic and worth all that screen time.
So what will it be?
Make your predictions
What's up with off screen fights? No Blackfish vs Lannisters and no Arya vs Waif
What was the point of Brienne going to Riverrun? It went nowhere
>>70775883
>the way she ran at the camera like the feminator
i couldn't stop laughing
>>70776064
The entire siege at Riverrun, dummy.
HAHAHAHAHHA WHERE ARE ALL THE CLEGANEFAGS NOW?!?!??AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>70776064
>Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.
>A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”
>>70775958
No.
>>70775964
None. As a matter of fact, I have heightened senses.
They said the Starks and the Lannisters are enemies with each other. Grey worm was confused because they were both included in Tyrion's joke and he didn't understand why the two families would go to a bar together.
>>70776016
I feel bad for her.
Just how stupid do you think she felt when she started doing those terminator stares at Arya?
I get second hand shivers.
>>70776097
She kills someone lol
>>70776034
I am pretty sure Cat is a fucking skeleton by now. I would actually be kinda mad if a recognizable corpse just washed up on the side of the river after three fucking years
>>70776034
>Wouldn't it be crazy if an undead woman with a heart of stone popped up out of the river right now and starting hanging people LOL!
I half-expected it in the script
>>70775883
S-syrio's back, guyz.
>unsullied and dothraki horde with iron islanders sailing back to westerns
>United north under Jon Stark pick up what's left of south westerns as million strong army of wights storm through the wall after nights king manipulates brans ability to cause a schism in time to before the wall was created, because wights are dead they can pass through
>Dany riding dragons sees the approaching Wight army and is advised by red priestess the Jon is with another red priestess and in order for dany to truly conquer westeros and take her rightful place the true evil must be destroyed
>Unsullied, iron born and dothraki horde flank the wights, while all of westeros charges in head first
>Shot of Jon running in while dany carves up above him on dragon
>Wights defeated, but 80/90% loss for team Jon/Dany
>Final fight with nights king, drogon flame + valerian steel greatly weakens him
>Bran gives killer blow with mind powers
>"To rebuild we must join together, the houses of ice and fire, and unite for the prosperity of westeros"
>Bran lives in tree in winter fell
>Jon stays north, king of the north
>Dany in kingslanding
>Final scene is tyrion telling dany a good ruler always has a constant flow of wine, dany smiles, cut to north, jon and sansa standing in winter fell looking at tree bran, they turn and walk back into castle, castle gates close.
>Credits
Pottery..
>>70776023
is her last name Hill?
>>70776023
short for Cordelia, illiteratebro
>>70776064
everything that follows after he's captured and has his hand-chopped off.
>>70776086
More like she is pissed that this episode fucking sucked diseased cock.
>smells like pussy
what did he mean by this
HAAHHAHA THIS SHOW HAS NO SALVATION AT THIS POINT HAHHAHA ITS RUINED HAHAH BRAVOOO D&D HAHAH BRAAVOOOOOO
>>70775975
why she so blurry, bros?
And another genuinely likeable older white male character checked off the list by D and D.
Who's left?
>>70776066
the last heir to Robert Baratheon and obviously not good a row boats.
Wun Wun is the last giant?
Because looks like he's gonna die in the next one.
Why are offscreen deaths becoming a meme now?
>>70776064
literally the entire fourth book
>>70776126
We're better off this part anyway, it seems to be going nowhere in the books as well.
>>70775966
They're saving him for when Derek goes nuts and people try to stop her.
>tfw he kills a gorillion knights and Kings guard until he is beheaded by Jaime and Bring tag team.
How does Danny get out of this endless cycle of conquering and then getting cucked? At this point he needs to burn every Essos city to the ground
Where do you get all those leaks?
Seriously, at first I thought they where theories, but I have come to realise that they are fucking spoilers.
>>70776041
Anyone have the updated boat of missing/forgotten characters image?
>>70776079
>Let's take a stroll in Braavos without my sword
makes sense to be honest.
She can't beat the Waif in daylight even if she had Needle. Couldn't even beat Waif with a stick when the Waif was just doing hand to hand.
>tyrion is literally a caricature of himself, the funning quipping dwarf who belongs in a circus
>jamie is le ebil incest man, no complexity "its all for cersei
>arya, danerys mary sues
>blackfish is stubborn man who would rather die than help john
>given the chance to escape he chooses to just die and lose the castle for nothing
>foreshadow the shit out of lady stoneheart and clegane bowl
>only to have them LITERALLY unconfirm the clegane bowl and piss on the stoneheart theory
Why do the directors think that Daenerys' mere presence is enough to make the viewers lose their shit?
Was that scene supposed to be suspenseful?
Fuck mylod so much
>>70776086
why is there a bat behind her lmao
>>70776147
The scenes in the Riverlands were pretty fucking good desu
Which episode will be better?
The battle of blackwater or the battle of the bastards?
>Arya is LITERALLLY holding her personal sword
>the one that Jaqen told her to throw away a year ago
>"Finally...you have become No One™."
>>70775979
Book cersei is more cartoonishly evil and deranged.
>>70776158
does it matter if he does? its not like he can breed with anything else
>>70776131
>yfw Dabid trolls /got/ regularly
>mentioning that Stannis is dead like 9 times this season while never showing the body
>releasing that picture of the Waif and shadow a day before the episode to hype Syrio rumors
>>70776157
>implying all Robert bastards were accounted for before they killed them.
Season 6, summarized
>Jon's corpse is defended by someone who has no reason to care about him
>Jon is resurrected and then suddenly feels the need to conquer Winterfell
>Theon and Sansa survive a massive fall to be saved from Bolton men JUST IN TIME by Brienne
>Sansa meets up with Jon and then suddenly feels the need to conquer Winterfell
>Theon suddenly feels the need to go back to the Iron Islands, where his uncle has killed his father and suddenly decides that Theon and his sister need to die
>Theon and his sister suddenly decide to sail across the world to meet Daenerys
>Tyrion quips and drinks
>Varys suddenly feels the need to sail across the world
>Daenerys gets superpowers and gets a Dothraki horde and arrives back in Meereen JUST IN TIME
>The Hound is alive
>Brienne traverses the continent to have a short conversation with Jaime
>Jaime suddenly feels the need to take Riverrun back from the Blackfish, who suddenly feels the need to die for no reason
>The High Sparrow wins over Tommen
>Margaery pretends to be pious but draws a rose for her grandmother
>Quasimodo gets hit with a stick, refuses to do her job, gets stabbed, runs around, kills the Waif, leaves Braavos
Why do you people defend this shit?
>>70776154
Jorah, may he rip
CIA not far behind
>>70776052
Now post yfw the Mad Queen isn't actually Dany - she's Cersei.
This season is true equivalent to A Feast For Crows.
>dark as fuck
>kinda empty feel
>Cersei going crazy
>Jaime in Riverrun
>stuff at Tommen's court
>>70776012
Doesn't change the fact that Dany is on a warpath to conquer the lords of westeros, which include Starks.
>>70775973
>Series Finale
>White Walkers soundly defeated after a hard battle
>Jon and Sansa share a passionate kiss as the sun begins to rise on a new dawn
>Suddenly Gendry pulls up in his rowboat
>"Hey guys, what'd I miss?"
>Laugh track, freeze frame on Gendry's stupid smile
>roll credits
How do you react?
what the FUCK? Why is berric back? Why would they not include lady stoneheart? You can spare 20 minutes of letting us hear some witty dwarf tell jokes to a fucking dickless chicken armed no personality twat but you can't find the time to introduce probably the most intense character that fat old bastard ever created? Who /fuming/ here?
>Arya's plotline
This is some BAD fucking writing. Holy shit. They even had an obvious chance to make an awesome twist with the face changing and they still fucked it up.
Just how much of a retard do you have to be?
>>70775826
>"Jaime is always about Cersei and what he can do to help her and how to achieve whatever she wants. And for Brienne, it’s the same — she has an oath to Catelyn Stark. She’s extremely strong willed and has her honor and has to do the right thing always. Sometimes, with both them, you just want go, ‘For godssake, let it go for a one second. What about what YOU want?’ They never listen to themselves."
Jaime WANTS to be good and he has feelings for Brienne but he's still to loyal to Cersei. Once she burns KL to the ground he'll see her for who she really is.
>>70776198
Stoneheart is literally GRRM's biggest regret.
was anyone else let down when they didn't show a direct shot of the hound's cock pissing into the river?
>>70775785
what the fuck man how is this possible?
is this scripted?
>>70776134
Nope
>>70776137
Yes
>>70776215
True, but I wishes he would last a little longer. At least for one battle against the WW
>>70776212
what if he calls everyone no one because he can't remember anyones name or face
>>70776163
>happened twice in the SAME episode
>becoming a meme
>DANY COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE MEREEN
>BRIENNE COMES JST IN TIME TO SAVE SANSA
>THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE COME JUST IN TIEM TO SAVE WINTERFELL
>BENJEN COMES JUST IN TIME TO SAVE BRAN
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ahaha funny dwarf man scene. Hahahahaha funny joke hahahahaha.
There hasn't been a single good scene with Tyrion in this entire season. All of them have been absolutely cringy behind imagination all because of D&D's witty humour.
So Tyrion is another character to add to the ruined list.
>>70775883
At least she smirked one last time
>>70776097
>tfw she kills dany
I would pass out from cumming so much
>>70776204
That's a fell beast
>>70776012
>being this autistic
>>70776228
Jon wanted to go south, get a tan and fuck some Dornish babes. Sansa forced him to fight for Winterfell.
>>70776058
Nope. Jon sucks ass and will get stomped by Ramsay and his 20 good men, just in time for CIA to bring friends and get in charge.
>>70776228
more like, why do you still watch this shit? Do you hate yourself?
>inb4 I just want to see the trainwreck
nah
>Cersei burns the sept but how does she escape????
>tell me /tv/
>>70776250
I will repeat. There is nothing wrong with Arya's plotline.
>>70776228
It's fun shitposting about it and whining. It's similar to the quote Alliser had.
>Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth.
No matter what people here are going to find things to complain about. It's an adaptation and people will bitch and bitch, that's half the fun.
>>70776212
>faceless men
>making sense whatsoever
>basically be as pretentious as you possibly can
It's the worst part of the show. Glad it's over.
Remember character arcs? I remember character arcs.
No wait, I don't, MUH SISTER'S BAD PUSSY
how come finger smell like pussy when he touched him on the butt??
>>70776315
she rides her dragon away
>>70776174
shes admittedly a good conqueror but she don't know jack shit about running an empire when said empire isn't on the move conquering something.
If by some chance she does actually get the Iron Throne, she'lll be bored with the shit after a few years of running everything into the ground and march off with her dragons and armies to conquer the southern continent
>>70776197
The stroll trough Braavos is the main problem
>>70776312
>mad showfag tries to defend a shitty show
>>70776016
how utterly retarded. We called lady crane helping and lights out needle fight. What this episode needed was Jaqen mind fuckery.
DnD broke their unspoken rule about what music plays when. Jaqen's theme plays during stabbing scene in episode 7, but he isnt there. Why would DnD suddently decide to use that theme if he wasnt there?
Something about Jaqen H'gar suddenly making Arya a faceless man after she killed the waif and put a sword in his heart triggered my autism.
The scene would be a thousand times better if Jaqen remained silent and Arya just say her lines then he gives her the "ok" nod.
This is bullshit. D&D murdered the facelessman plot too. Pissed on it. More than Dorne.
I might be drunk now but please let me direct tgis shit instead of those two.
>>70775771
was it implied that the tullys at riverrun are now going to join jon's army or are they all just going home?
Why are people complaining and not talking about the impending epic that is the next episode?
I hope they keep killing all the retarded fanfiction.
>>70776315
She'll be fashionably late and it will blow up as she's walking to it.
Hey, the previews showed Jon and Melisandre together. Finally at the end of the season we will get some actual discussion of his resurrection, Azor Ahai, etc.
>Nah it'll be 2 minutes of conversation of him moping saying "don't bring me back"
>>70776315
Epic D&D writing.
>>70776242
>lady stoneheart?
she is literally and figuratively worse than fanfiction. Not even a 11 year old could come up with a worse character. There is no flaw of the show that can match her in terms of ridiculousness
>>70776286
Well, since Dany is being set up to be the bad guy for the end of the story, if anyone will need to be taken out by a super assassin it's her.
>>70776103
to lecture jaime and make him feel something for someone other than cersei. that's literally it.
>>70776229
They wrote Jorah out of the show already. He's not coming back. There's no cure but death.
>>70776333
he was taking about bp
>>70776309
Is CIA bringingthe big guy?
>>70776324
>There's a slight chance he's saying that unironically
>>70776342
>shes admittedly a good conqueror
which is literally just kill the person in charge
>>70776012
no... she meant that the lannisters and starks are the people who usurped the throne from the Targaryeans in the first place
>>70776021
FUCKING DISSAPOINTED
Was hped all fucking season to see him cut through faith like butter. and it turned into the fucking trailer
>>70776354
Because it's going to end like every other battle with a superior force rushing in at the last minute to save the day.
>>70776333
He was talking about Boypussy the best kind of pussy
>>70775880
"Queen of burgers = good"
>>70776163
offscreen deaths are the purest way to die.
>Stannis
>Blackfish
>Waif
>Robert
>all the others
>>70776346
at least I don't watch shit I hate
>>70775898
who do the little birds kill?
>>70776354
>actually literally saying epic unironically
I would tell you to kill yourself, but that would be letting you off easy.
>>70776366
literally the perfect character to exact revenge on the freys.
>pyramid might be under invasion
>somehow Greyworm and the rest of the Unsullied believe that the enemy might have already reached the top where they are without them even so much as noticing
>turns out it's just Dany
>with a confused as fuck look on her face
>we don't even get to see Drogon burning the slavers' ships, scene just cuts
Did absolutely NO ONE on set find this awkward as fuck? I was dying.
>>70776354
because
>Ramsay hasn't been in this season very much, which is just as well because he's cartoonishly evil
>Jon has barely said a word since being resurrected
>Sansa is retarded for not taking up Littlefinger's offer
>Ramsay will kill 50 good men shirtless and then will be defeated by the Vale army JUST IN TIME
>>70776379
for you
>>70776228
>no reason to care about him
Davos lost his whole purpose and he needed a new one
>then suddenly feels the need to "conquer" Winterfell
First, this was Sansa's idea you dumbfuck. Second, their fucking brother is in Ramsays dungeon.
>Theon suddenly feels the need to go back to the Iron Islands, where his uncle has killed his father and suddenly decides that Theon and his sister need to die
Whats wrong with any of that?
>Theon and his sister suddenly decide to sail across the world to meet Daenerys
Whats wrong with that?
>Varys suddenly feels the need to sail across the world
We don't even know what he wants to do?
>Daenerys gets superpowers and gets a Dothraki horde and arrives back in Meereen JUST IN TIME
Can't defend that.
>The Hound is alive
Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
>Brienne traverses the continent to have a short conversation with Jaime
Her job was to persuade the Blackfish, which she did
>Jaime suddenly feels the need to take Riverrun back from the Blackfish, who suddenly feels the need to die for no reason
He got the job from Tommen, a royal command
>The High Sparrow wins over Tommen
Predictable
>Margaery pretends to be pious but draws a rose for her grandmother
Whats wrong with that?
>Quasimodo gets hit with a stick, refuses to do her job, gets stabbed, runs around, kills the Waif, leaves Braavos
Can't defend this.
>"Why do people defend this shit"?
Because its defendable and your examples are aspie level autistic
>>70776350
>assassins who cost more than armies
>cant kill a little girl
>make a giant fucking scene in public
>also die to said little girl whiles shes bleeding like a stuck pig
shame, i actually liked the faceless men until this season
>>70776324
Arya's story line is progressing, though they've shown it in a poor way
I refuse to believe the Waif actress WASN'T told "act like a fucking Terminator" by the director during that chase scene.
>>70776354
Because we are not action babbys who only care about EPIC BATTLES XD
>>70776086
Did she fly ahead and abandon her army again?
Or are they just sitting outside the gates while the city burns waiting for her to give some orders?
One question, what was the point of that bullshit with Dorne at the start of the season if it'll never be shown/mentioned again
>inb4 Dany lands in Dorne and we get to mix watery shit with nutty shit
>>70776367
nah, her dragons will be important for killing whitewalkers
>>70776350
>Dorne
my god I blocked dorne from my mind, episode 1 was so awful
How could Arya run in the chase scene if she was fucking injured?
I dont like to complain for everything but this was absurd. Furthermore, when Arya won over the waifu. Shit made me rage.
BRAVO D&D
>>70776408
>she just walks in the door
>thats it, thats the big return
it was painful
>>70776228
You could literally summarize everything like this.
>Ned accepts to become Hand of the King after just getting informed Arryn died
>he for no reason opposes Joffrey who is crowned king and calls him a bastard right in his halls expecing not to die
>Arya for no reason decides fuck it I'm going to Braavos
>Robb refuses to marry Frey girl because that totally cant go wrong
>>70775964
smell.
>>70776367
I hope she kills Dario and uses his face.
>>70776212
>Arya walks around is broad daylight with no sword
>Think it's probably Jaqen H'ghar or a faceless man wearing her face
>mfw it's not
>mfw she just survives the stab wound and her walking around with her guard down is nothing more than shitty writing
>>70776263
yes
>>70776401
>he actually thinks this show is good
>>70776407
the only thing she's missing is a katana and a fedora
seriously I when I read about her I was convinced this was some sort of a ruse or a mistake.
>>70776086
Would have been 10/10 eppisode if the final 10 mins was her swooping in on Drogon and burning the FUCK out of the fleet.
But no. we are going to have fucking teleporting Yarra and Theon save the fuckign day
SHE'S ONTO US
>>70776345
Why? Keep in mind between the scene she blows out the candle and the stroll scene could have been weeks. She knew they would go after them, but she thought she had some time.
What was the thing Cersei had Qyburn investigate? Was it mentioned before or is it some asspull?
>>70776438
just a minor flesh wound
>>70776404
I say little birds kill HS
Screencap this
So where is Varys off too? What is this exploration?
>>70776404
qyburn probably sends his little dudes to kill pycelle and kevan
>>70776408
>We should form a defensive beachhead and take them as they leave their ships!
>NO WE'LL HOLE UP IN THIS PYRAMID BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY VIDEO GAMES IT'S A GOOD SPOT
>But they'll just lay siege to it after taking the city and we have a better chance keeping them-
>NO I AM THE SOLDIER NOW
>>70776454
>he actually still watches it and will watch it until the series finale
>>70776463
It was the rumor as to whether Stannis was alive and raising an army to take Winterfell.
>>70776407
But she isn't making Frey pies.
>>70776463
It is the wildfire caches mentioned in season 3 and shown in Bran's flashbacks.
>>70776350
>episode is titled No One
>expect some cool twists involving the faces
>expect a clever explanation for Arya's surviving 20 stabs to the stomach
>expect a nice showdown against the Waif
>get a shitty parkour scene
>Waif is Terminator
>she dies off screen
Okay then.
>>70776472
>Flesh wound
>Not Dramatic wound
>>70776479
Probably King's Landing and killing Kevan
>>70776385
I'm not. I'm being 100% genuine.
>>70775903
This post is pretty redundant because it's already been pointed out but I really feel like I need to hammer it home:
You are a thick fucking cunt
>now that a girl has killed a man's only pupil and betrayed the faceless men a girl really is no one
What did he mean by this?
can somebody just upload the last 2 shitty episodes so I can get on with my life? thank you.
>>70776479
He's going to meet up with Euron for that fake Dany storyline
Screencap this
The only thing I hate about the show right now is how they're constantly shitting on Jamie's character development.
>>70776459
>teleporting
They've been sailing for Mereen for a while now anon
It's not like these events are happening in real time or something
>>70776507
Kevan?
>>70776387
and shes gotten exceedingly good at it and getting fighters to follow her
>>70776489
>Tyrion actually defended a city against a siege
>Grey Worm got rekt by a bunch of rich guys with knives until Barristan saved him
>SHUT UP LITTLE MAN I'M IN CHARGE
>>70776463
it wasn't mentioned but I think they were talking about the stores of wildfire underneath kings landing from the Mad King
>>70776458
she's basically an Arthas-tier cartoon villain
>>70776260
Source on that would be nice.
>>70776263
I was hoping someone would post a picture of him pulling it out, after how many pictures I saw of that actor's dick from a few weeks ago. I'm sorely disappointed.
Beric tells Sandor that a cold wind is rising in the north and that they need him because the lord of light isn't done with him yet. Could this lend credence to the theory that Sandor will be the key to Littlefinger's downfall? He was in the throne room when Petyr betrayed Ned.
>>70776463
She's probably going to burn the city with wildfire and then Jaime will be forced to kill her. It's like pottery.
>>70776250
End of last week's episode: Arya is bleeding out and the Waif is in pursuit.
This week's episode: Arya and Crane have a moment, but then Arya starts bleeding again and is being chased by the Waif.
Why even bother with Crane at all? Did anything important happen between her and Arya? Why didn't the show have Arya and the Waif run to needle after the first stabbing?
>my little birds ;)
This is the most plot convenient bullshit hack writing I have ever witnessed. I even had a problem with this shit in season 1.
>>70776097
I think the waif will be sent by either cersei, or the tyrells to cover up their killing of jeoffry, to kill salsa
>>70776432
It's an end to that whole storyline. Glad they did it.
>>70776432
Uhhhh Dany is going to land in Dorne and ally with the Greyjoys/Tyrells/Martells that is where Varys is heading (he was spotted with queen of thornea filming in Spain )
When will he kill Dany?
And how are the Tumblrfags going to kill Pilou Asbaek after he did?
LSH is pretty much confirmed. Did you hear how awkwardly the show-writers tried to shoehorn that whole speech about how Cat would do anything for her children?
>>70776000
Its trips because the last 3 episodes have been anticlimatic shit. This season is shit. Its an entire season of "LOL GET HYPE FOR NEXT SEASON FAGGOTS!"
I should have been able to marathon the whole season in a day, having to wait every week for this little shits of episodes is infuriating.
>>70776362
I think Jon might have depression.
>>70776553
Could be, could be.
>>70776442
agreed, really shows how shit the source material is
>>70776489
Well yeah. Grey Wom is furious at Tyrion for trusting the slavers in any fashion. He's not going to listen to reason right at that moment.
The whole point of Tyrion's scenes is that Dany's followers are exactly like children- they have little to no initiative or ability to think on their own. It turns out that calling her "Mother" is more than just a figure of speech.
I feel so distraught that I don't even feel like shitposting after watching the last episode
>>70776479
He's meeting with Olenna
>>70776577
He's going to give her his BIG COCK.
I just hope the Mountain kill Lancel at some point, I just want to see Kevin suffer.
>>70776416
>Davos lost his whole purpose and he needed a new one
He didn't even know Stannis was defeated at that time.
>First, this was Sansa's idea you dumbfuck. Second, their fucking brother is in Ramsays dungeon.
Still a dumb idea.
>Whats wrong with any of that?
It's nonsensical shit that only serves to drive a plot forward. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
>Whats wrong with that?
What's right with that?
>We don't even know what he wants to do?
Exactly.
>Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
Except Cleganebowl is cancelled and is effectively pointless.
>Her job was to persuade the Blackfish, which she did
No she didn't. She even said so. Why would he abandon the castle and go North?
>He got the job from Tommen, a royal command
To move the plot forward. Why would Jaime leave KL if he loves Cersei so much?
>Predictable
Exactly.
>Whats wrong with that?
What's right with that?
>>70776133
Where did it all go wrong
>>70776538
THE HAND OF THE KING AND UNCLE TO CERSEI AND JAIME
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PLEB HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HIM
SHOWONLY FAGS GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>70776518
>"Oh shit she actually killed the cunt"
>"Damn I don't wanna die"
>"Fuck the little Stark cunt didn't even get rid of her sword"
>"Quick Jaqen think of something"
>A girl is truly no one :))
>it actually worked
There are literally only 15 episodes left in the entire series, so which is there SO MUCH FUCKING FILLER?
>More of that fucking play
>How to kiss
>Bronn and Pod
>Tyrion jokes
>Probably more I've already forgotten
>>70776416
>>The Hound is alive
>Makes perfect sense and is book canon too
Look mate, I'll have long accepted Gravedigger=Hound, but it is by no means confirmed canon
this show has been so hard to enjoy since joffrey died
>>70776578
honestly if they introduce her at this point I'll just be disgusted
if they introduce her this late they are deliberately shooting themselves in the foot
>>70776578
That's just D&D trolling.
What did she mean by this?
>>70776333
You see the smell between the anus and the balls?
Thats the one
t.degenerate
is it just me or is this show getting more and more corny?
like khalesi just happens to show up when the sand niggers start invading ??
>>70776578
LSH won't happen, Arya and Hound fill that plot. Hound with joining the Brotherhood, Arya with killing Freys in the last episode.
>>70776578
For fuck's sake, GRRM himself said she was cut and Beric is still alive. The fucking Hound has to interact with someone and they chose Beric/Thoros/The Brotherhood for it. She's cut accept it you stupid cocksucking bookfag.
>>70776578
She's cut friend.
Brienne and Hound teamup incoming though. both headed to the same place and Brienne's probably rowing down the same river the Brotherhood is camped next to
>>70776147
Sperg detected
>>70776472
>>70776438
i laughed uncontrollably when i snapped my arm and bayoneted it. Endorphins are crazy and powerful
>>70776558
Ayra was seriously injured and needed a nonspecific amount of time to rest
>>70776558
They could have skipped the entire stabbing and just had the Waif and Arya show down immediately.
But then what was the point of the Waif?
What was the point of Riverrun?
What was the point of Lemoncloak?
So basically, D&D's fetish with battle scenes has completely ruined GoT.
Nothing happens at all the whole season because 'Muh episode 9'. We basically have to sit through a shit-show until the final 2 episodes.
they should have renamed this episode "died off screen" LOL
>>70776442
>he for no reason opposes Joffrey
Are you dense? His reasoning is "muh honour" and a loyalty to Robert.
>Arya
>Robb
Both were bastardised versions of book plots and were a forewarning of the shit to come.
>inb4 Preston deactivates his account after he watches the episode
>>70776534
This episode improved Jaime. Obviously he hasn't taken the gigantic steps forwards in the show that he has in the books, but you're just being an idiot if you don't recognize him getting the castle without bloodshed and rekindling feelings for Brienne were steps forward.
>>70776657
Parkour is fine on a ripped open stomach, but don't you fucking dare land on a basket of fruit.
>>70776404
It should be Pycelle and Kevin, but the way the show is going it will be something retarded like Varys.
>>70776578
LSH is just behind Stannis being alive in "things only idiots think will happen on the show."
>>70776617
To be fair, Lady Cranes speech has been the best scene of the season
>>70776432
Dorne is like that slam piggy you met once at your favorite bar. You were drunk and horny but you didn't think that for the next 3 months she'd show up AT YOUR FAVORITE BAR. It's best for you both not to talk about it, and ignore each other. Let Dorne be Dorne and done.
>>70776658
Because 'Muh suspense and shock'
>>70776617
>15 episodes left
Are you retarded?
>>70776688
Who cares? Do you guys all worship Preston?
>>70776228
What a retard. If only you paid attention to what's actually happening on screen...nah it wouldn't help anyway, you are too retarded
>>70776674
>"muh honour"
>let's go ahead and risk my own life and that of my children because I have a piece of paper saying I should rule for a while and this crazy inbreeding bitch will have to obey me
>>70776710
episode 9, episode 10, and then 13 episodes to split between seasons 7 and 8.
1+1+13=15. What is the problem?
>>70776518
it's the realisation that she is in fact someone, that, even if an assassin has to some degree to be able to put away their personal feelings when carrying out a job, there will always be little parts of themselves influencing their decisions.
the waif was killed because she never realised this; her hubris led her to toy with Arya when she could have killed her safely and easily at any time.
>>70776624
That's happens when you kill the best characters.
Show will be so shit after Ramsey is killed.
Fucking sjws
>>70776654
Maybe at that moment, but Arya's belly should have been three times bigger the morning after the wound was provoked.
Chase scene felt like shit for Neets
>>70776689
It's a step forward but it's still not much compared to the massive steps back he took in the last couple of seasons.
>>70776690
what Parkour? She fell off a fucking bridge. The fancy moves didn't happen until after she'd had some time to heal
>>70776710
but hes right
2 left in 6
13 between 7 and 8
>>70776633
I expect nothing short of Ash vs Evil Dead cheese during the inevitable final season
where the fuck are the spoilers
I just want to read this shit and be done with the season
>>70776710
More like 16. They've confirmed that the last season will only have 7 episodes each.
>>70776605
Kevan is a little too pleased to see his niece die. She's a bitch, but she's a Lannister bitch.
>>70776710
No, he's just read the interview where D&D say as much.
>>70776404
Pycelle. Seriously is anyone as stupid as that old fuck?
>Renly gone
>Selmy gone
>Little Finger gone, in charge of the Vale
>Even Varys leaves
Why the fuck did he remain in King's Landing everyone else on the council had the sense to get the fuck out of there, it's a death trap.
>>70776690
Nigga she rolled down a bunch stairs on top of that.
>>70776330
No, that's just pathetic
>>70776609
>He didn't even know Stannis was defeated at that time.
HE LITERALLY ASKS MELISANDRE IN S5E10
>Still a dumb idea.
So, you would just let your own little brother be flayed for all eternity? fucking kill yourself you fucking retard
>It's nonsensical shit that only serves to drive a plot forward. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
How does it not make sense? You have yet to explain that
>Exactly.
You truly are retarded
>Except Cleganebowl is cancelled and is effectively pointless.
No one talked about Cleganebowl, I was talking about him coming back
>No she didn't. She even said so. Why would he abandon the castle and go North?
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW? OF COURSE THAT WAS HER JOB. SANSA TOLD HER TO GO TO THE RIVERLANDS TO RECRUIT THE TULLYS. Fucking off yourself you pleb
>To move the plot forward. Why would Jaime leave KL if he loves Cersei so much?
What the fuck is wrong with moving the plot foward? Are you retarded? This is a geniune question, are you actually retarded? SINCE WHEN is moving the plot foward a BAD THING? Please just hang yourself
>>70776518
Right? That was an incredibly Arya thing to do.
>>70776722
That's not an argument. Come back when you can calm down enough to actually refute what I said.
>>70776729
It still makes more sense than anything that's happened thus far this season.
>>70776670
And retards will continue to praise it and call it the best show ever just because the get their epic battles!!!
could the show be any more shit? seriously?
>>70776598
Same. I'm just going to watch Preacher, then masturbate myself to sleep. I'm fed up with this shit.
>>70776721
Evidently we do
>>70776617
who says the show has to wrap everything up? They'll just spoil the major plotlines and make you wait 9 years for the books to end and for Gurm to die, whichever comes first
>>70776740
BRAVO ADVANCED D&D.
LSH 100 confirm
Hound joins brotherhood. They all go to Bro tree base. Thor and Berry say hey we need to wait for our Lady to get back before we continue north. Brienne shows up and fan service rematch against Hound occurs. Interrupted by LSH showing back up. End Credits end season, DOOT DOOT DOOTLE DOOT DOOT.
What rumor was the maester and Cercie referring to again? I guess I missed it
>>70776784
sure, they could have left Stannis alive
>>70776739
Why would they only make 6 episodes and then 7 episodes?
Also,where are you even getting this shit from? How do you know it's going to end?
>>70776578
She should by alive by now. Beric still alive rules it out
>>70776690
>but don't you fucking dare land on a basket of fruit.
>a basket of fruit
Arya hit EVERY basket of fruit on the way down, slap some benny hill music on it and we could have a skit
>>70775826
In fairness to Jaime, I would catapult every tully over the walls too if it got me a night in lena headey.
>>70776647
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA RUIIINEEEDDDDD
>>70776633
that was the least of the issues with the episode
are you stupid enough to think she was going straight to westeros? she had to go get her unsullied
>>70776784
Yes, Daenerys wins in the end.
>>70776745
>some time to heal
How fucking long do you think she was asleep?
>>70776774
>It still makes more sense than anything that's happened thus far this season.
no, it really doesn't. It shows Ned as an absolute moron. It's one thing to be honorable but Ned has very serious mental disability
So Cleganebowl HAS to happen on the show at least?
Because if there's no trial by combat, and Cersei is just going to wildfire everyone, what was the point of resurrecting Gregor?
>>70776633
it'll all be forgotten if there is a le epic GRRM twist in the last two episodes. blame the mangled plotlines for what we have to put up with in the meantime.
Can someone explain why Brienne needed to flee Riverrun in secret?
She and pod are Lannister bannermen and good friends with Jaime to boot.
They left behind their horses and probably possessions too.
>>70776740
o-oh, when you put it that way... that sounds pretty cool! yeah! I like it now!
What the fuck was the point to the faceless man arc.
>>70776228
>suddenly using suddenly in the most inappropriate spots
>>70776813
this, i started laughing at the slapstick comedy
>>70776504
On the up side we got another Terminator reference. That's kinda cool, right? Another Terminator reference? In our show that's set in feudal times? Terminator, right? Yeeaah.
>>70776534
He takes Riverrun without bloodshed and he makes that same threat in the books, but then also threatens to put Edmure in the worst cells of Casterly Rock... of course, he's not sure he would be able to follow through with his threat.
Unfortunately the show couldn't really express that. Or maybe DnD think Jamie wants Cersei's pussy that badly? Has that really what's become of showJamie?
>>70776745
time to heal
you mean that one night of drugged sleep?
>>70776743
I agree with that. I think he will clearly be against Cersei though in the end, even in the show, which some people are implying won't happen.
It's just taking longer for that to occur in the show.
>>70776807
Well you could spend 3 seconds to google something before calling something you don't understand retarded.
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/game-of-thrones-end-date-season-8-1201752746/
>>70775821
>a weird problem
>a problem
>just one
topKEK
>>70776830
>points are for 8th grade book reports
D&D just adapt what gets them YouTube reaction videos.
>>70776459
>Would have been 10/10 eppisode if the final 10 mins was her swooping in on Drogon and burning the FUCK out of the fleet.
>10/10
Found the redditor.
>>70776807
>being this out-of-the-loop and then calling that guy a retard
>>70776849
Arya is badazzz >:)
>>70776349
>Jaquen H'gar was actually the waif(u) and this was just arya's last test before going back to westeros to take names if her list cause arya is now the many faced god
I'm calling it
>>70776823
She'll take the throne, then team up with Jon and the Night's Watch to fight the Night King. Who sits on the throne in the end is literally irrelevant beyond that.
>>70776830
He chops tommen's head and cersei calls herself queen and takes zombie dick while lab guy watches
>>70776794
>>70776846
well, that was the only way i could logically explain it. with D&D, it's always going to be hard to tell. sometimes their plotlines fail because they follow a logic that is inherently faulty, other times the logic is sound but it's executed poorly. either way, it's bad writing.
You guys are all autists. It's not Tolstoy, it's just a sword and sorcery TV show. Some episodes are good, and some are bad. Some plot threads are lame, and some kick ass. None of your shitposting changes any of it. Just watch and enjoy.
>>70776800
if the toilets in the basement are large enough to flush bodies down
let the bodies hit the splash incoming
>>70776763
Pycelle's strength is how innocent and powerless he seems, he goes under the radar, that's the point of the whole speech he gives Tywin in that ham fisted fishing scene
>>70776658
it's because they are using the books as raw material but can't adapt the plots directly, so this weird stew of half-formed storylines results.
>>70776814
Lena headey body is fucking disgusting, someone please post the beach photo
>>70776705
thinking the exact same thing
too bad d&d cant conjure up enough brainpower to keep dialogue like that, or even close to it consistently
>>70776885
Ten 10 year old 10/10 girls spreading their legs for you out of 10. There. Switched gears.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cleganebowl
>>70776768
>HE LITERALLY ASKS MELISANDRE IN S5E10
No he doesn't. She wasn't there at the end anyway, she just looks sad. No comment, no nothing.
>So, you would just let your own little brother be flayed for all eternity? fucking kill yourself you fucking retard
Jon doesn't help Robb because of his duty to the NW, why the fuck would he give a fuck about Rickon?
>How does it not make sense? You have yet to explain that
Why does Theon feel the need to go to the Iron Islands? Last time he was there it didn't do him any good.
>You truly are retarded
Calm down. Think about it: Why does Varys want to leave? Why does he randomly just leave?
>No one talked about Cleganebowl, I was talking about him coming back
Yes, and I'm saying now that the Cleganebowl is cancelled there is absolutely no need for the Hound to come back. Totally meaningless arc.
>DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW? OF COURSE THAT WAS HER JOB. SANSA TOLD HER TO GO TO THE RIVERLANDS TO RECRUIT THE TULLYS. Fucking off yourself you pleb
Holy shit, calm down. What I said was: she failed at her job, and it was obvious that she was going to fail because of fucking course the Blackfish wasn't just magically going to get to come North while being under siege.
>What the fuck is wrong with moving the plot foward?
Nothing, but if you can't see that things are just happening beyond logic to move the plot forward, you're an idiot.
This site is one of the reasons why humans should be wiped out
HEY GUYS I KNOW I'VE SAID IT FOR LAST THREE YEARS EVERY DAY BUT LADY STONEHEART FUCKING CONFIRMED
THIS TIME FOR REAL
>>70776536
>They've been sailing for Mereen for a while now anon
Its a long fucking way to sail
Fucking hate theese plots:
>Dorne. You know why
>Ironborn and their degenerate retardation. no trees, litterly drowning people as a corrination and being nothing more then grubby rapists at best
>Ariya being a fucking demigod for the fans
>Cercie and Robbert strong doing FUCKING NOTHING AND KILLING NOBODY AND GETTING NO REVENGE AT ALL
>>70776918
>Cut the Riverrrun storyline
>Add it back in
>Then resolve it with no effect on anything else
It feels like they're just wasting time. But that doesn't make any sense, because they're going to be incredibly crunched for time in the next 2 seasons.
>>70776353
They're all being taken prisoner if anything
>>70776934
I like seeing Cleganebowlfags triggered
>>70776849
To turn Arya into an assassin, obviously. She's officially an assassin Stark who needs no army to kill high tier characters.
Whether or not she actually does this is another story...
>>70775821
>Implying normies can tell the diference between a good and a bad actor
Please I have seen normies call people like Jayden Smith or whatever the fuck his name is a good actor, my mother in law is always asking why the kid stopped doing movies and shit all the time
>>70776829
You're not getting the point. Ned had reasons, stupid reasons, but reasons. Everything in S6 happens just because.
>when Hound says 'I prefer chicken'
do you think he might reunite with Arya?
>>70776098
Arya vs Waif was in the fucking dark you retard. How exactly do you picture that being shown?
>>70776740
yeah but that's dumb though
>>70776951
Ok reddit, we get it, you'll like anything and everything.
>>70776902
Yes but you know what? we waif one fucking week and we expect them to deliver some half quality content.
What the fuck man
>>70776236
forgot
>widely hailed as the worst
>>70776934
https://www.reddit.com/r/cleganebowl/comments/4ntdn4/amount_of_axes_you_want_to_put_in_tommens_head/
fucking kek
>>70776562
>my little street urchin underlings managed to sneak into the castle cellars and find wildfire :^)
Seriously those little cunts would lie their asses off to get free food. No one lies harder than children.
>>70776858
What a handsome couple.
>>70776902
youhavetogoback.jpg
>>70776866
What is plot armor?
Cleganebowl... fucking cancelled?
Get... despondent?
>>70776902
>just turn ur brain off bro! it's just a tv show xD
Fuck off back to Plebbit, scum.
>>70777015
seems that way
>>70776803
did you really laugh anon
>>70776828
>>70776866
You're assuming the waif caught up to Arya right away. It's just as likely that she was resting for several days if not weeks.
>>70776617
Not only are DnD terrible writers but they also have horrible taste in shoes.
>>70776849
to make Arya into a super badass assassin obviously.
>implying she won't be the one to get behind enemy lines and kill the Night King before he can slink off far into the north where no one can get to him and plan his eventual 3rd attempt to take the world by snow.
I half expected the faceless dude to tell her as she was walking away that any time she needs help just flash the coin
>>70776849
It was utter shit
>1 year ago
>jaqen: you can leave whenever you want
>oh shit she didnt finish the contract and is leaving?
>kill her ass
Episode would have been much better if we got to see some jaqen fighting or doing faceless man stuff/ pretending to be arya.
Plus the way the waif was acting seems counter to the entire faceless man existence. Arya scenes woulda been better if Jaqen killed the waif and let arya leave.
>>70776970
>Ned had reasons, stupid reasons, but reasons.
suicidal, child-sacrificing reasons. There is nothing worse in the books or show than Ned's retardation
>>70777005
It's much, much better when you do the FeastDance readthrough. I couldn't believe how much better it was, honestly.
I'm rewatching the ending of tonight's episode. Truly breathtaking, I loved it. I had some initial concerns about how Arya had all that stamina while being stabbed horribly. But my wife's son straightened things out for me.
>>70776617
>>Bronn and Pod
Was actually good desu senpai. They got a legit bond and Bronn is genuenly interested in helping him out
Well at least arya and sandor can get back together now and eat every fucking chicken in westeros.
>>70776238
you are retarded. im not him btw
it has nothing to do with her comment about the joke.
>>70777023
>Meme thread.
why????
>>70776618
The show literally confirmed it dope, while they may not be act for act they are broad strokes and the hound being alive is one of them.
>>70777043
To be fair she utterly botched the Crane contract.
You're not supposed to tell your target that they're a target, much less tell them who hired you
>>70776959
>they're going to be incredibly crunched for time in the next 2 seasons.
not according to some theories about where the story is going.
>>70776585
Makes me wish netflix had bought the rights to GoT. That way an entire season is uploaded at once and we'd be done talking about the for by now.
>>70777029
[sad trombone]
Glad Lady Stoneheart truthers have been more or less completely BTFO, though. Honestly I don't even like that shit in the books.
>>70776961
i doubt that; the tullys all get taken prisoner and brienne leaves waving at jaime? wouldn't it be more reasonable to think that he followed through on their proposed deal?
>>70776301
you are. i mean wow
>>70776895
pretty much this although when the sparrows force her to go through a trial she'll lift that ban.
How the hound gets to kings landing still beats me.
>>70776578
idiots. they wouldnt show hound pissin in the water for nothing.
>>70776938
>No he doesn't. She wasn't there at the end anyway, she just looks sad. No comment, no nothing
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IMPLIED? Holy shit, you must be trolling
>Jon doesn't help Robb because of his duty to the NW, why the fuck would he give a fuck about Rickon?
BECAUSE HE LEFT THE NW BEFORE THEY HEAR OF RICKON AND HIS SISTER SHOWS UP
>Why does Theon feel the need to go to the Iron Islands? Last time he was there it didn't do him any good.
HE LITERALLY SAYS JON WOULD NOT WELCOME HIM. WHERE DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD GO IF NOT TO HIS HOME?
>Calm down. Think about it: Why does Varys want to leave? Why does he randomly just leave?
My speculation is that he is going to do some stuff that he does in the books, which is a spoiler
>Yes, and I'm saying now that the Cleganebowl is cancelled there is absolutely no need for the Hound to come back. Totally meaningless arc.
He literally just came back. How do yo know if its meaningless?
>She failed at her job, and it was obvious that she was going to fail because of fucking course the Blackfish wasn't just magically going to get to come North while being under siege.
Yes, she failed. Big deal.
>Nothing, but if you can't see that things are just happening beyond logic to move the plot forward, you're an idiot.
"Beyond logic"? A king commanding his Kingsguard to take care of a Siege going terribly wrong is beyond logic? Im done with you
>>70776657
>nonspecific amount of time
That was one night and you know it. Arya was still seriously injured. Sleeping after taking some painkillers aren't going to make much of a difference. They might as well have Arya fight the Waif after the stabbing.
>>70777100
what theories are those
NEW THREAD
>>70777144
>>70777144
>>70777144
NEW THREAD
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>>70777144
I miss the sand snakes and dorne when are they gonna show more of that?
>>70776858
Wonder if he made her call him drogo while fucking her from behind
>>70777057
>show ends with Bronn, Pod, Davos, Yara, and Hound shooting the shit at a bar
>>70776784
Just wait until you see the Sand Snakes in the next two episodes.
>>70777040
>>70776964
She knows how to fight in the dark and how to sort-of waterdance. She's shittier than the shittiest faceless man at everything else. It's unclear if she will even faceswap in the future, which would have been a huge payoff to the whole training arc.
Euron enslaves the dragons when?
>>70776955
but anon by the time we see them after the kingsmoot they're already in Volantis. They've already made a bulk of the journey.
>>70777044
Ned's actions were more focused on saving children... you know, warning Cersei so she could get her children out of the city and away from Robert? Ned's problem was his sense of honor making him vulnerable to people who had none
>>70777212
...no....oh no....don't let it be true.
I don't think I can stomach another trip to Dorne, even with the tits out the entire time
>>70776592
Do you even read or understand literature? It generated conflict instead of just going smoothly. You don't tell stories about where everything goes right. It doesn't generate a noteworthy tale.
>>70777116
Blackfish didn't give up before night as he told Brienne.
So Jaime had to go ahead with his own plan involving Edmure going over Blackfish' head, so he did nothing wrong by taking them prisoner
>Giving her the Valyrian steel sword was no small thing. There's like 10 of these things in the world. He's given it to her not to carry out one task or for one stretch of time.. but for the rest of her life. I think that's a symbolic, meaningful gesture on his part.
D&D everybody.
>>70776830
>So Cleganebowl HAS to happen on the show at least?
This episode killed the Cleganebowl stone fucking dead. It will never happen. We have all been cockteased
>WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IMPLIED?
Considering she wasn't there, I don't know. Remember how Davos and Melly had that scene with Brienne this season?
>BECAUSE HE LEFT THE NW BEFORE THEY HEAR OF RICKON AND HIS SISTER SHOWS UP
And?
>HE LITERALLY SAYS JON WOULD NOT WELCOME HIM. WHERE DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD GO IF NOT TO HIS HOME?
Sansa forgave him. Why not Jon?
>My speculation is that he is going to do some stuff that he does in the books, which is a spoiler
Kill Pycelle and Kevan? Why not just have a little bird do it? Why does he have to travel thousands of miles to do it himself?
>He literally just came back. How do yo know if its meaningless?
How do you know it has meaning?
>Yes, she failed. Big deal.
Except anyone with a brain knew she was going to fail. Why would the Blackfish, with a decimated army under siege by Lannister forces be suddenly allowed to leave?
>"Beyond logic"? A king commanding his Kingsguard to take care of a Siege going terribly wrong is beyond logic?
How was the siege going terribly wrong? Were the Freys just going to give up?
> Im done with you
No you're not, otherwise you wouldn't have replied. If you can stop talking in all caps like a butthurt redditor for five minutes, maybe you'll learn to think and realize you're wrong.
>>70777160
will respond with spoilertext in next thread
>>70777351
Well it is. Are you sperging out over the exact number?
>>70777394
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>>70776578
you're fucking retarded. i had to see the reactions to nosyrio over at /asoiaf/ and some fag literally said 'this episode confirms LSH'.
that was you right? there can't be more than one person that dumb
>>70777407
>Considering she wasn't there, I don't know
Not him, but you remember Mel's "I've made a huge mistake" moment when she first decides to nope out to the Wall? Why'd she do that, if not because she knew Stannis was doomed?
>>70776086
>Sup bitches
>>70776585
>Its an entire season of "LOL GET HYPE FOR NEXT SEASON FAGGOTS!"
but that was last season too
>>70776800
wildfire underneath the city
>>70776069
Haaaaa gayyyyyy
>>70776596
I like this
Should I rub one out to her in respect? I thought she was cute before it was cool to do so, but a horrid realization just came to me: I never fapped to her
>The tradition of trial by combat will be abolished
>>70777895
S-She's pure!
>>70777739
Stop giving him his (you)s let the tard think he has won
>>70777895
I see some nip
>>70776333
lost
>>70776858
>she just blew me
>shit was cash
>>70777264
Okay, so they're all prisoners
Now what?
The war is over, are they all gonna get killed?Honestly surprised that didn't happen already
>>70776617
>15 episodes
Honestly what are D and D thinking? I mean got is a fuckhuge cashcow so why are they trying to rush it up? like 2 complete seasons doesn't seem enough to wrap it all so why are they making them even shorter, what the fuck.
>>70775880
EMILIA CLARKE GREAT ACTRESS 12/10 LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS
>>70777043
heads up: The whole plotline was that the Waif was training her replacement.
Thats why she had such animosity toward Arya the entire time.
She completed her training, Jaquen told her directly, she chose to leave.
Yes. It was poorly executed but fuck the aspies on this forum. It's reddit tier most of the time
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