What was his fucking problem?
He drove.
autism
>>70735667
>working on my car
>gf gets dropped off by her father, first time meeting
>he comes over and extends his hands
>"Sorry, my hands are a little dirty"
>He replies "So am I"
>Get weirded out and softly shake his hand, very limp wristed
>Still remember the look of disgust
We having another driver thread? Nice.
he thought that carey was hotter than christina.
>>70735667
Basically a dude just fool around with someone's wife, being ended up finding out her husband is just another goon can be found in anyone's neighbor. Most importantly a girl is such a cutie pie, so I guess a dude decides to go for it (￣~￣;) .... I ain't see any problem at all, anon !!!
He was a scorpion, and not a real human bean. So he couldn't help himself from stinging the cute little frog.
>>70735764
first reply best reply
>>70739156
yeah but the fuckin frog was helpin him across the rivah.
"SORRY HOMIE, I'M A SCORPION"
He ran out of toothpicks
he was a real human bean
>>70735667
His hands were really dirty.
Then again, so are mine if you catch my DRIFT ;)
>>70735667
His hands where dirty.
>>70735667
>an injustice
>>70735667
autistic
>>70735667
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>>70739226
really? jesus christ
>>70737448
an objectively true fact
>be 17
>get invited to house party
>Its gonna be a big one
>my crush will be there
>cant miss an opportunity like this
>just watched Drive so i'm hype as fuck want to be the driver
>getting ready for the party
>i'm just a 17 year old with no job so i cant afford the cool scorpion jacket
>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
>hell yeah
>grab a box of tooth picks
>get my mom to let me borrow the van
>head out to the party
>in the house not drinking or saying anything to anyone
>just standing in the corner with a half smile
>suddenly my crush comes up to me with a few other girls
>"Hey anon! the party is dry could you drive my older sister to pick up some more alcohol for us pleease?"
>...........
>"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"
>"Uhhh yeah anon um just get us to the liquor store down the street do you know where it is?"
>"............. yeah"
>get to the liquor store
>"hey anon we're a little short on money how about you lend us a few bucks for the alcohol?"
>"How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you."
>"Anon what the fuck dont talk to my sister that way!"
>Shit I'm pissing off my crush I gotta do something quick or I'll lose the chance forever
>Put A Real Human Bean on the radio
>Turn it up all the way
>go in for the kiss
>Shes sitting in the back
>the seat belt catches and pulls me back
>lips still extended
>She slaps me
>tooth pick goes down my throat
>they run out of the van
>nearly choke to death but somehow manage to swallow the fucking thing
>Guy comes up to the window to ask me if I'm alright
>get out and stomp his head in
>replay real human bean on the vans stereo
G O O S E
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:)
>>70740484
>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
holy shit
He got wife's son'd
>>70740484
>get out and stomp his head in
>>70740484
>>just wear a sweater with a lobster on the front instead
oh shit.
>>70735667
He wanted to go fast
>>70736699
your look of disgust at him because he was gay?
his waifu liked beans and he was not one
that is why he became a real human bean at the end
>>70740192
uh no
>>70742353
>>70739216
>>70739156
>bean
Are you guys trolling? The song lyrics say human 'being'
See pic related
>>70740484
fucking lol
>>70740484
>>70742441
FROM THE DUSTY MAY SON
>Mods deleting legit discussion threads about Neon Demon
Why?
>>70742584
mods hate any derailing involving waifus
/cel/ when
