previous >>70730332
All smiles edition
Azor Jon
So what's up, is Stannis planning to burn Theon or what's the deal?
This is probably a really late question, but why isn't Qyburn on the small council meetings anymore?
I don't remember them finding a new Master of Whispers so he should be obligated to attend these meetings, yet on the two scenes it has shown the council, he is no where to be found.
Did the showrunners just for forget about him?
>>70733619
Jeez. Once is bad luck, twice begins to look like carelessness.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70733624
>>70733619
>>70733596
>>70733582
People actually care this much to talk about a stupid tv show every minute of the day.
whats jaime going to do when the cersei loses her trial and the faith behead tommen for being born of incest and seize the crown for themselves forming a theocracy in westeros?
![Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.35_[2016.06.01_18.24.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/8d3s23z.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E05 The Ghost Of Harrenhal (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_31.35_[2016.06.01_18.24.00].png")
>>70733582
Drogon is CUTE
nth for STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>70733642
Unless I'm mixing up book&show, I think he told her he was kicked out when she was in a cell.
>>70733657
>>70733657
>stannis
>planning to burn Theon
>tv show
>>70733537
the sneks and blatant SJW/feminist pandering was killing the show
>>70733647
She's got such a pretty face
>>70733657
>>70733624
He intends to execute him after taking Winterfell to gain the loyalty of the Stark loyalists.
The manner of execution is debatable, but seeing as Melisandre isn't with him, I think he will stick with the ol' Northern beheading.
>>70733677
That's in the books, don't think it is in the show, could be wrong though.
Why did D&D cut the Myrish Swamp from the show?
>>70733657
>people actually care enough to open a thread, quote four different people and shit post about something they don't like
Fuck off, capefag.
>>70733596
Well hr eas born beneath a bleeding star(Dawn covered in blood from Lyanna)
>>70733657
/got/ has been the most active thread on /tv/ for over half a decade and apparently some retards still haven't caught on the fact that no one on /got/ likes the show.
>>70733647
bitch should do some squats
>>70733667
who would become king?
>>70733794
>seriously thinking that isn't enough arse
Hello brazil, fuck off please. Fat is not attractive. Inb4 muh test
>>70733781
>no one on /got/ likes the show
I do. Obviously the books are better, but the vast majority of criticisms people make here are either unfounded or overstated.
>>70733715
I don't think you're wrong. I don't recall him saying anything about stepping down or being replaced. In fact, his scenes with Varys's little birds on this season proves that he is still Master of Whispers.
>>70733818
there is no king. the high septon would rule through god just like a real world theocracy.
>>70733781
I wish this meme would end
>/got/ hates game of thrones
>/v/ hates video games
>/mu/ hates music
>/tv/ hates tv
>every general thread on /vg/ hates their respective game
This is the most insufferable meme on 4chan, really
>>70733781
>no one on /got/ likes the show.
I like the show. I can acknowledge it's deeply flawed and in decline since the last couple seasons but I like it. And I like spending time with you people.
>>70733624
Are we just accepting as fact that Stannis is alive?
>>70733725
More importantly why did they cut Ashara Dayne? That was hugely important to the ned stark R+L=J story bit. He rode out to starfall after the tower of joy to see Ashara. Catelyn Tully believed that Ashara was the mother of Jon. Why did he bother riding out to see her at Starfall after the tower of joy? Did he need to lend legitimacy to the fact that Jon wasn't Lyanna's kid? Ashara throws herself from the tower after he visits, so I wonder what he told her.
>>70733672
>>70733624
>Stannautists STILL think he's alive after Stephen "Tits and Dragons" Dilane publicly repudiated the show
>>70733866
>the iron throne would be pointless
yeah this isn't going to happen
>>70733647
Murderer of Gazans
>>70733884
In the books? Is someone disputing that?
>>70733841
>>70733876
>>70733877
well, let me rephrase, no one is like, an insane fan of the show praising it's quality.
I mean literally half the posts (that have actual content, not waifus and stuff) are a direct or indirect complaint about the show.
Bottom line is, he's not really gonna piss off anyone coming in /got/ and sperging about how "LEL THIS SHOW IS SO BAD".
Yeah. I agree.
>>70733582
>all smiles
>she isn't smiling
>>70733884
okay Preston
>>70733901
in what other direction could the story go? cersei is going to lose her trial and be deemed guilty by the gods. tommen is going to be beheaded for being incest. there is no heir left, all thats left is the faith.
>>70733884
Do you really think Stannis is going to get a hold of Theon when he's half a world away right about now?
Did you forget the books exist?
>>70733890
Merely pretending
Can I point out that Arya is wearing her hair exactly like Jaqen's in the newest episode? its def
Reminder that Jon kills the Night's King by pulling out the obsidian dagger.
>>70734031
>tommen is going to be beheaded for being incest.
whatever happened to Sir Ilyn Payne in the show?
Would you let Sansa kick you in the balls?
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIM4aj3cBE
>>70733922
No. We are on /tv/ and the post I was referring to made no mention of the books.
I didn't process it properly though. Read Theon and pictured Ramsey. It's obviously nothing to do with the show now that I see this.
I just got excited about Stannis.
>>70734111
his actor had cancer, left the show, hasn't been asked back since he recovered
>>70733833
Not that guy, but how the fuck does doing squats = fat? Quite the opposite, actually.
Also, doing squats doesn't make your ass bigger. Everything that's there was always there(exempting just a little muscle), it just firms and forms it. Dipshit.
>>70733833
come on bro
if she didnt have a boy's waist this would be enough ass, but as it is she looks just too flat
>>70734103
you mean sam right?
So now that Stannis is basically confirmed alive, how do you think he is going back? I call he will help Jon crush the Boltons and Frey at Winterfell.
Best House coming through. Lady Lyanna just added another character to the list too.
Who wants Jorah to "heal" his greyscale by getting Victarion's volcano hand?
I don't get king's blood. If I declare myself king do I have king's blood now?
>believing R + L = J
>not realizing R + L = D
>believing that prophecy matters
Azor Sam
What was the social status of Targaryen in Valyria?
>>70734179
Stannis isn't coming back in the show.
He lives until the others come in the books.
>>70734141
You have no clue what you are talking about.
>>70734179
Is this still going on?
>>70734141
>>70734219
They were a pretty shit house. They only became legendary because one of them had a vision or some shit and bailed before the Doom.
>>70733582
Cutest girl on the show. Why did they give her such a shit role and kill her for no reason?
>>70733886
he brought dawn to the daynes back
>>70733937
Theres never been a show this old that hasnt had complaints or flaws. After all this is entertainment.
>>70734222
Trips of truth
>>70733877
> I like spending time with you people
Th-thanks you t-too.
>>70734188
The kings blood thing is from the Targs
Robert, Stannis, and Renly's have ancestors who were Targs
Thats why Robert could take the throne without most people giving a shit
>>70733886
It's explicitly stated that Ned went to StarFall to return Dawn, and that Ashara killed herself after hearing about her brother's death.
>>70734181
Jorah Mormont = Azor Ahai
ep. 8 leaks when?
>>70734188
Kings blood is the blood of Valyrian Nobles or the gemstone emperors. Probably the emperors desu since literal descendants of the two gods.
>>70734192
If prophecy doesn't matter then how is R+L=D any better than R+L=J?
>>70734307
tomorrow 9pm eastern
>>70734307
They have already leaked, although it is more of a general overlay for the final three episodes.
>>70734303
HA
no
Who is everyone's favorite character that was cut from the show?
Pic very related
>>70734297
That doesn't make any sense though. Why would she kill herself after he brother died? She was supposed to be the 'stronk independent wymen'. I bet there's more to it than that. I've heard speculation that Ashara may be Dany's mother as well.
>>70734343
R + L = D is better because it isn't as telegraphed, and could be important if you're someone who thinks Jon Snow could become Jon Stark (Brandon Stark is Jon's father)
Prophecy will turn out to be all worthless, it is one of the bigger red herrings in the series.
>>70734379
jon con
>>70734379
Manderly for his North Remembers speech and Frey Pie
>>70733277
Am I supposed to know who the fuck this guy is?
>>70734400
some says ashara got knocked up by brandon.
>Ashara may be Dany's mother as well.
she is not. dany is a targaryen. no question about that.
>>70734442
ser
>>70734435
Both are coming
>>70734442
yes
>>70734411
pathetic faggot
>>70734368
this is terrible. i can't believe you've posted this unironically. have some integrity
>>70734475
what's wrong with jon con
I guess I haven't been keeping up with the show very well who is blackfish related to, why did he take that castle and why is Jamie trying to take it back?
>>70734402
Makes zero sense. Jon was born in 283 and Dany was born in 284. How would Dany get from Ned Stark's hands to Dragonstone to Essos without Viserys suspecting anything?
>>70734523
>>70734379
Ser Addam Marbrand to be honest. He's a cool guy in the books. Leader of the Lannister Army outriders, notably great swordsman, great horseman, decent guy, bro to Jaime, and even a temporary leader of the gold cloaks.
>>70734523
Blackfish is a Tully, Catelyn's uncle. He took Riverrun because that's his house's home. He grew up there. Jaime wants it back because the Lannisters took it during the War of the Five Kigns, so they think they own it.
>>70734469
When? Because the Jon and Sansa recruitment tour is already over, and they're going to Winterfell. Manderly wouldn't give that speech to Littlefinger if he was recruiting him. The opportunity is gone, it isn't happening.
>>70734523
blackfish is the uncle of catelyn stark (ned's wife), his name is brynden tully
the castle is named riverrun and is the seat of house tully, the freys took it over after the red wedding but blackfish took it back
jaime is trying to take it back because freys can't do shit by themselves
>>70734473
>youtube e-"celebrity"
Yeah, nah.
Where were you when Tywin was in cohoots with Jon con?
>>70733884
Here's the only way he gets brought back.
>>70734602
>Courtney, hold my dick.
What did he mean by this?
Can anyone post the link with the season leaks?
Any new info about next episode?
Only new thing I found is Syrio's actor at an interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8zwcbjbBEU
>>70734664
literally less than 24 hours away, stop being a faggot
>>70733667
This'll probably happen, but cersei will escape and attempt to green pissfire everyone. Jaime will arrive and have to kill her for the sake of pottery.
Maybe we would have actual discussion about the show if everything wasn't leaked :^(
>>70734544
Viserys is an idiot through and through but he may have known, he lies tonher about the house with the red door
reminder that ashara dayne is the biggest red herring in the books
Why did they cut Val? Why do they cut every character with big tits?
>>70734716
People are trying to scam the online betting pools. Just like tomorrow they'll all be asking for live streams.
>>70734594
A fat man in his 60s that gives a rousing speech where he switches sides has been cast.
Arya cooks Frey pies and kills Walder in episode 10 according to trustworthy leaks
>>70734768
Its still implying that Ned handed over Dany and then found a stark baby to take home. Nope
>>70734807
In two episodes Arya is going to get to the Twins? Littlefinger must be giving her a lift.
I heard about that casting, but unless he magically turns up in Winterfell as a Bolton ally its not happening. Only the Boltons, Karstarks, and Umbers have been shown to be there. Wouldn't put it past dnd to pull some poorly written shit like that though.
>>70734379
Manderley of course,
>we will never see Wyman serving Frey pie
why live?
Will CIA win the day?
>>70734926
>In two episodes Arya is going to get to the Twins?
The same way Tyrion made it from King's Landing to Winterfell to the Wall back to Winterfell in the matter of a few episodes in Season 1. Or how Catelyn made it to King's Landing after leaving at the end of the episode previous in Season 1.
Not all scenes take place at the same time, and Aryas scenes have been taking place over a few days, so theres plenty of room to time-skip to catch up with the other storylines
>>70734807
>A fat man in his 60s that gives a rousing speech where he promises he's nearly finished writing something but everyone knows he's lying and they tear him to shreds with their bare hands has been cast
>>70734856
this is the crux of the problem with R+L=D,
I have yet to hear a satisfactory explanation from Preston or anyone else
>>70734379
Stannis.
wins old game, irrelevant in new game post WW and dany
>>70735020
until he gets pwned by the Others, yea
>>70734926
>>70735033
Since we've already seen that the Faceless Men have a copy of her face, couldn't we see "her" anywhere by now? Not saying it will be the "real" Arya.
>>70735064
Handing over Dany = Promise me, Ned
Finding a Stark baby = literally what that one lord tells Davos
>>70735102
It will be Arya. Shes going back to Westeros this season
Is this accurate?
>>70735033
>catch up with the other storylines
Except Arya's storyline is in line with the others, because this episode we hear gossip of the Iron Fleet in Slaver's Bay.
>>70734435
we might get the North Remembers speech tomorrow night
and if we do, probably Frey Pies as well
>>70733781
>watching and discussing something you do not enjoy
Why do you assume everyone is as autistic as you are
>>70735033
or asha and theon made it from iron islands to volantis in one epsisode
>pic related
anybody know place to watch got free without haviing to sign up for anything?
>>70735150
need more sneks just make them up
>>70735106
Whatever the deal is, after it's settled the only other interesting thing will be whether or not Jon and Dany join to fight the WW. I mean, does anyone watching care who's sitting on the throne at this point?
>>70735164
When?
>>70735179
>not sailing through Valyria
How pleb can you be?
>>70735106
yup
>finding stark baby
and that's the best explanation I've ever heard, it sucks
>>70735150
what the fuck does spicy mean
>>70733781
hate when thinking, like while watching
got explained put it on youtube
>>70735150
>Kinvara not being both cute and spooky
This grid is designed to fail
>>70735207
I want Dany to die when she steps foot on Westeros
>>70735211
Worked out well for Jorah
>>70735208
Arya paying the ship captain.
>He says the Iron Fleet's in Slaver's Bay. I'm inclined to believe him. I'm not going anywhere near those mad fuckers.
>>70733596
im pretty sure azor will be theon or stannis
I know somebody has a friggin game of thrones site. help me out ive missed seasons 5-6
>>70735234
Do you mean it sucks as in it's anticlimactic or it sucks as in it's implausible? Because I agree with the former, but not the latter.
>>70735244
Mel, too. Fundamentally flawed dichotomy.
>>70735257
But Yara and Theon were at Volantis, not Slaver's Bay
>This miller's marriage had been performed without my leave or knowledge. The man had cheated me. So I had him hanged, and claimed my rights beneath the tree where he was swaying. If truth be told, the wench was hardly worth the rope. The fox escaped as well, and on our way back to the Dreadfort my favorite courser came up lame, so all in all it was a dismal day.
this fucking guy
>>70735280
How about any fucking public tracker? KAT, PB, take your pick.
>>70735299
They were heading for Slaver's Bay, which mean Arya's storyline rather than being behind is in fact the most up to date one.Either that or Cogman forgot where Volantis is
What is a public tracker?
hello i am spoiler
arya wasn't stabbed it was actually jaqen wearing the waif face but then waif face had arya on top and waif was actually a test
>>70735343
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitTorrent_tracker#Public_trackers
>>70735284
both, it's just too unlikely, possible, but so is Varys being a Merling doesn't mean its true.
>>70735280
>Not being a member of BtN
Wew lad
>>70735246
>>70735280
The fuck is this post
can someone post the got girls chart for rolling?
i remember it had dubs for choice of girl and some condition to become a boat whore
>>70735179
Westeros and Essos are Europe and Asia, Sothoryos is Africa and Australia, is there a posibility of discovering something further west resembling the Americas before the end of the series, or at the end, I can see it, after everything's done one of the final info dumps is telling us about explorers finding new lands
Why is every single character on the show an idiot?
>>70735280
>>70735343
torrent site where anyone can come and get torrents for TV shows/movies/games
Think sites like Kickass Torrents, Pirate Bay, Xto, etc.
>>70735399
go to /b/ if you want some faggy waifu roll thread.
>>70733582
>implying this girl wasn't the qtest in the show
Can you guys post more pics of her please
>>70733672
he is alive, you can see him on the season trailer
>pic related
Damn. Are there any free plug and play type sights with no sign ups that anyone knows of?
>>70735255
He's getting a volcano arm friendo.
>>70735240
What do you think it means?
>>70735244
I might redesign it. I f I can be bothered.
>>70735390
>varys being a merling is on the same order of plausibility as Jon Snow's mother being some random wench
Yeah, no.
>>70735399
It's spamming for replies so it'll just get deleted
Man, all that screen time devoted to Arya stick fighting sure had a big payoff didn't it?
>>70735450
public tracker does not have sign ups. hence "public"
>>70735427
I know people are shitting on sansa but jon is just as retarded trying to pull a stannis. Lucky for him he has doubleplotarmor saving him but it's a retarded move to take your undermanned army up against boltons 20 hundred good men. Get some more ya fag.
>>70735431
it had titties on it, help an anon out
>>70735477
They are; both are bullshit.
>>70735424
westeros and essos are maybe 20% of the total planet
>probably
>>70735484
Watching her get her smelly ass beat was satisfying though. Also Waif is sexy.
>>70735450
> he doesn't know how to torrent
Kill yourself, you stupid nigger.
>>70735484
shes probably one of the few principle actors they have left who are willing to work for peanuts
>>70735511
>jon is just as retarded
Hence why I said every single character. Ramsay is also retarded. So is CIA. So is everyone in the South, and in Essos.
with public trackers you don't need a vpn because the torrents can't get tracked
>>70735521
Valyria makes up a good chunk of the GoT universe as well. It's mostly apocolyptic wastelands though.
>>70735520
I always wondered, what is the second picture from the bottom. Is it like a dolphin?
>>70735579
What the fuck are you going on about? Public trackers are actually far easier for authorities to monitor.
Did Bran went back in time and make the mad king kill Brandon so that Eddard could marry Catelyn?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70735585
Is asshai eastern essos or its own island
>>70735556
CIA is apparently the least idiotic, though, as he manages to avoid any bad consequences to himself, despite being an obvious moustache twirling villain.
>>70735601
beluga whale
>>70734400
women are ruled by their emotions. have you ever met a woman?
its completely in character to throw herself to her death.
look at brienne as an example of a woman. does everything based off of emotion and gets everybody around her killed.
>>70735520
Some of these aren't even theories. Jojen paste, Littlefinger debt scheme and Dornish masterplan are really explicit, if not 100% confirmed
>>70733642
>70733642
what small council meetings??there hasn't been any that i recall since
>>70735627
what's more plausible:
>breaker of chairs gets eaten by viserion or rhaegon
>bran worgs into drogon and kills her and her army
>>70735674
Not him, but there was the one that Cersei and Jaime busted in on. Granted Qyburn was with them, but Kevan and Olenna didn't give the impression he was any more welcome than they were.
>>70735689
Oh wow. Thanks man
>>70735691
>Dany
>dying
>ever
>>70735691
neither
>>70733818
>>70735691
latter
>>70735627
the first
>>70735691
warging into the dragan
>>70734402
All the clues for jon being rhaegar and lyanna's kid are in the very first 8 chapters of GoT, and continue to sprinkle throughout the series.
If you don't believe me, just give the first 5 chapters a reread after the prologue. You'll see at least one in each chapter, i promise you.
>>70734379
Ironhand
>>70733725
>>70735198
half of next episode is in Dorne
>>70735340
Well the North storyline is for sure ahead of Arya, as is the Timberlands. Cogman said so.
The Yara/Theon one is probably too
Can you worg into bugs?
>>70735654
She's also a deus-ex machina plot device for when they need a ninja to show up and assassinate someone.
>>70735520
i swear, this made me cry LMAO
>>70735585
>Valyria
Do you mean Sotherys or Ulthos, perchance?
>>70735691
The latter, but given thatBloodraven is directing Bran it's far more likely that he'll join her and 'ride' one of the dragons by warging it and flying alongside Tyrion and Dany. If it ends in the best way it possibly can, it'll end with Arya cutting Bran's throat, setting Viserion wandering off aimlessly, which will leave Dany vulnerable just in time for Jon to reach her and stick her with the pointy end of Longclaw.
>>70735585
nah bud, Valayria is that group of islands between volantis and slavers bay, their empire was essos, the doom only hit Valayria
>>70735689
>>70735655
Sorry Preston, the last two really aren't.
>>70735793
>Timberlands
Riverlands. Stupid autocorrect
>>70733725
>Myrish Swamp
>>70735867
>arya killing bran
Why the fuck
>>70733886
>>70735938
no. ashara dayne is supposed to be strikingly beautiful and elegant.
>>70735179
fuck me
for weeks been remembering this stupid map where the iron islands are on the right side of westeros and thinking everyone complaining is a little too dumdum
>>70735949
Which is exactly why Eva Green is perfect for it. I don't understand your struggles, anon.
>>70735932
Because he's laying waste left and right with a dragon at the behest of a loony-tunes scion of the Mad King?
>>70735971
Are you well?
>>70734297
>It's explicitly stated that Ned went to StarFall to return Dawn, and that Ashara killed herself after hearing about her brother's death.
Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyannna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades Daenerys to Ashara for Jon
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
>>70736000
>>70736000
>>70735971
Ashara is much younger though
>>70736000
>>70736000
Thats great and all except Rhaella was pregnant with Dany and sent to Dragonstone before Ned went to ToJ and found Lyanna
She is literally called "Stormborn" because she was born from Rhaella during a storm on Dragonstone
>>70734411
>>70735954
yea they make it across the known world in 1 ep,
sam and gilly spent 2 seasons going down the coast a bit
What did she mean by this? Was it 2deep4u bullshit like sending a message to god?
>>70736000
Why the fuck do people question the birth of KellyC?
>>70736091
This
>>70734801
>>70734807
>Arya doing Frey Pies
I'm dropping this shit show if this happens.
>>70736157
how did they have paper this nice?
>>70736157
remember when the high sparrow said something along the lines of 'i only hope your grandmother can follow your lead' or some shit when he was talking to margeary? then she looks up at him a little startled?
then the next scene she's talking to ollena, her grandmother, telling her she needs to leave, instead of 'stay and pray with me'. yeah....it's just a simple 'it's a warning, but i got this. just go home and i love you.'
>>70736080
kek
now I have that fucking song stuck in my head
>>70736206
She's literally the queen. Pretty sure she can afford some decent paper.
>>70736157
showing shes still loyal to her house and all the religious crap is an act
>>70735938
Ashara Dayne was a red head. Eva Green is a jew. I wish they'd stop foisting Jews into every role. It's a "jewish girl pretending to be white episode"
>>70735179
>>70736256
>Ashara Dayne was a red head.
Why do people pretend they've read the books?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnaU8brEg7k
>>70736256
> Eva green Jew
citation needed
>>70735399
Uploading now.
>>70735427
I don't think Varys is.
>>70735449
That's Syrio with a haircut.
>>70736296
>I don't think Varys is.
If he's actually genuine about being 100% pro-Targ then he is.
LSH CONFIRNED
>>70736264
they were at winterfell m8
>>70735521
>>70736264
Are there really no straits through the riverlands?
>>70736274
The best depiction of Ashara Dayne. You just want jewesses. Stop it.
>>70735997
I am, thank you for asking. How are you?
>>70736343
The Theon rescue in s4 was at the Dreadfort I'm p sure
>>70736358
>The best depiction of Ashara Dayne.
Wonderful. Meanwhile in the actual published works of George R.R. Martin:
>her long dark hair tumbling about her shoulders and those haunting purple eyes
>>70736264
they left from torrens square because they weren't retarded
WHEN IS STANNIS COMING BACK? WILL HE FIGHT WITH THE STARKS AGAINST THE BOLTYS DURING BASTARDBOWL? I AM SO DAMN HYPE
>>70736346
Where's the fist of the first men?
>>70736157
>>70736406
Probably stuck in your ass
