>Come On
What did she mean by this?
>>70724709
They filmed her reaction to JJ Abrams showing up to set and holding the new script in his hand.
True story
>>70724709
She meant Come On Gordon Freeman where are you to take down this Combine alien!!
>>70724709
Why does she always says that? is her catchphrase?.
>ywn bring her to your nuclear bunker and knock her out and smell her asshole
ffs
>>70724906
>>70724906
for real bro
and there's probably virgins here who think ass smells like literal shit and think this is disgusting
>>70724798
Chell don't talk!
>>70725013
ass doesn't smell like shit? i'm a virgin sure but what the fuck else does it like like...never understood ass people
>>70725013
>mfw licking pussy for the first time in a 69
>mfw I start troffing on her asshole getting my toungue right deep inside
cash
>>70724998
these feels
>so beautiful
>falling in love
>you'll never have her
;_;
>>70725240
>>70725230
>that moment the girl sort of pulls her ass up in contemplation as you go to her ass in 69
>she realises it feels good and slowly lowers herself, not enough to show she likes it but enough to show she wants you to do it again
>>70725240
Holodecks cant come soon enough
Literally a Mary sue
>>70724998
Muh Heart
>>70725295
>when her pube stubles lightly caress your freshly shaved chin
Virgins will never know this feel
>>70725370
Literally a Shit Post
>>70725360
i reckon she'd be one of those girls who ask you to worship her ass, so when you're in bed she'll put her ass in the air with her underwear on and let you explore it.
she'll be expected you to take her underwear off but you won't for like 2 minutes because you don't know what she wants
>she'll whisper under her breath to take them off so you hesitantly take them off
>you're met with her bare ass and her asshole
>you slowly kiss her asscheeks whilst gettting closer to her asshole
>once you're there she moans in pleasure
>your tongue is deep in her ass
fuck guys
>>70725360
>you will never slowly die physically whilst experiencing romantic bliss in an artificial reality
>>70725240
That's right, fucboi. She's mine...FOREVER!
>>70725479
Lol how do you know that won't happen? It's 2016 m8
>>70725501
wow that actually cheered me up
maybe I do have a chance
>>70725506
because they still don't really know how the brain works
>>70725539
Nope
>>70725501
No way.
>>70725501
That's just a guy from /tv/ who ambushed her and took a pic with her, right?
>>70725615
no. he is just very average
>>70725637
yes way
>>70725648
that's her husbando for life
>>70725725
Really?
The world is a fucked up place.
>>70725474
>>70725850
how is that fucked up?
some girls don't care that much about looks. that's a good thing
disregard that, i suck cocks
>>70725938
*monkey sound effects in the background*
>>70724709
I would cum on if you know what I mean haha
>>70726105
hahah u dirty dog
>>70725501
You guys always post the absolute worst photo of him.
Even though he is a nu male faggot I'm happy she didn't end up with some chad thundercock
>>70725474
brb jerking off
>>70725850
It's her high school sweatheart...Why is that fucked up?
I mean besides marrying someone because you were in love with them when you were 15 which means you are still a moron, unable to vote, buy anything, see an R rated movie, etc....
>>70725479
How do you know you aren't in an artificial reality already? How do you know going in another would be any better?
>>70726251
He'd probably look like a regular guy if he shaved, got contacts, a new haircut and lost some weight.
>>70726301
>How do you know you aren't in an artificial reality already
well who would design something so shitty?
>>70724709
MEW wasn't a good enough actor to carry that movie.
I just fast forwarded to Goodman's scenes.
>>70726299
They did not meet in high school, she stalked him while on a cruise.
>>70726251
people don't realize even the hottest of girls are insecure as fuck with men, so once they find even a below average bloke who they are happy around and share interests, they'll date.
if virgin nerds on here realised that, they wouldn't be so aggressive to attractive chicks.
>>70726351
I should also mention I'm addicted to semen.
>>70726338
They needed a better actress.
>>70726351
>Krager
>>70726383
Come on mate your posting too often in this thread. You're revealing yourself.
>>70725850
I bet you'd say the same thing if the dude was black or some sort of alpha gym junkie thundercock. Get over yourself
>>70726360
>people don't realize even the hottest of girls are insecure as fuck with men
Depends on where you live, apparently.
>>70726317
He's not bad at all IMO,I think they probably connected on a deeper level though which I find sweet and disgusting at the same time cause they are hipster faggots.
>>70725170
It's hard to explain, but it smells like sex.
Also FYI shit doesn't taste like it smells. Has virtually no taste whatsoever besides being tangy and acrid on your tongue. I'm no scat fetishist, but anyone who's into the arse gets a little shit on their tongue every now and then.
>>70725850
she cheated on him and he forgave her lol
>>70726559
guggold ;-DDD
>>70725170
put your finger slightly on your asshole (if it's relatively clean) and let it dry in the air for 20 seconds then smell it. now women smell slightly different, so basically pair that smell with the scent of a woman (if you've ever been close enough)
it smells good my friendo.
Who cares about what she said?
>>70726757
Shower+Enema
>>70724709
Does JJ Abrams even know what subtlety is? I mean if you compare the original ending and the shit he forced onto the movie... it really makes it impossible to deny that mainstream Hollywood movie are propaganda/indoctrination.
>>70726631
Don't believe this menace
Only eat booty if you're banging a guy
Otherwise minge munching>booty buffet
>>70726757
>I gagged trying to eat pussy, it was the most vile thing I've ever tasted.
/
girls have different flavors, depending on their hygene and hydration. If they don't drink enough water, they smell/taste like rotten fish.
>>70726757
>I gagged trying to eat pussy
You might be gay. Nah I know what you're saying, some aren't very nice.
Also for the record, ass actually tastes a lot cleaner than pussy. Some pussies are gooey and disgusting. Asses, if clean, are not.
will I ever kiss MEW?
>>70727068
>>70727068
Maybe if VR ever develops to be decent.
>>70727044
Fag
Look at her. Tell me how you feel.
>>70724998
I really, really want to see the rest of that boob.
>>70724998
she knew exactly what she was doing with that titty...
>>70727177
I want to die.
>>70727246
>>70727068
>live in Austin
>she supposedly does too
My time is now fellas
>>70727177
Bad, a guy mlre ugly than me is banging her.
Feels pretty bad to be honest.
>>70727246
Why do you do this to us ;_;
>>70727068
I did it!on the cheeks, we have a common friend
>>70727307
Would you guys liked it if she was casted as motoko?
>>70727378
what a slutty lewd neck
>swn peg you, kick your balls, step on your dick, spit on your face and/or piss in your mouth
If you'll excuse me, I'll be hanging myself
>>70727378
TRANNY
>>70727449
>she'd give you 100k if you'd marry her
would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJQMe9WrwRI
>>70727513
I'd cutt off a limb desu.
>>70727513
I'd shoot both my parents if she asked me to.
>>70727541
fucc me ded her teeth look so nice in this
>>70727666
>>70727761
>>70727761
>>70727761
>he doesn't have his hand higher up on her thigh
How can one man be so lucky yet such a straight up busta?
>>70727761
i give up
>>70726757
I'm not trying to be a dick, but are you gay? I'm genuinely asking. All of my friends who have found eating pussy to be disgusting have later come out.
>>70727949
he has his whole life to touch her lewd parts. let him appreciate the rest
>>70728125
>he has his whole life to touch her lewd parts
>>70726757
eating pussy is the best, specially if she doesnt clean after peeing.
>>70728125
Fuck it, I'm ending it all right now.
>>70725725
me on the left
>>70727761
>>70726251
dmbrandon?
never ever, lads
>>70727307
does she smoke?
>>70728373
LEAVE
disregard that, i suck cocks
>>70726757
is pussy supposed to have a taste?
I ate her out and I didn't taste anything
>>70728373
So are you.
>>70728379
>>70728483
If the girl is clean no,if she eats lots of fruits its supposedly pleasant (same for men)
If she doesn't drink water and doesn't shower a lot it taste like cheesey balls would.
>television and film
>>70728379
I bet she makes the money too;probably gets him lots of gifts and takes him on luxurious vacations.
Fucker
>>70728416
God please I hope not, I prefer a cocaine snorting whore than a smoker.
>>70728654
>>70726519
They met on a cruise when she was 18.
her and her goofy, soft looking husband more evenly looks-matched when they met as teenagers. higher bodyfat % utterly nuked the guys jawline
>>70727761
Just fucking kill me.
lads why can't we
>>70727337
stop it
>>70730896
>>70729933
poor bill just wants ghostbusters to die in peace
>>70730917
>>70730917
>why wasnt i born a chad who could easily talk to women and didnt need to obsess with unobtainable celebrities
>>70730917
SAUCE
>>70730917
I wasn't going to fap today
They should have just decided if they wanted Goodman's character to be a prepper, or a secret murderer, and not tried to make him both.
Really, it would have done the movie a lot more justice to not go too far into Goodman being a crazy murderer, and just have him as someone who was being crazy strict about not leaving the bunker.
>>70730917
>This thread
>>70731457
JDIMSA: the thread
>>70732101
one day we will have VR
till then;i can dream
She's so fucking average. My gf has way better body and prettier face. I don't understand your enthusiasm towards her.
>>70732377
its nice that you love your gf but MEW is l a 9.5/10 which i doubt your gf is
>>70726301
Because vaporwave isn't playing in real life.
