There are people who actually believe Fury Road was better than any of the original 3 Mad Max films
this is how I filter for plebs
>>70717753
Agreed
name 1 reason why it's not
>>70717753
You mean this is how you filter plebs?
Never saw the original movies until I saw Fury Road
2 > 1 > 3 > 4
Tom Hardy's just kind of a shitty actor but Gibson has amazing charisma.
The Road Warrior = Fury Road > Mad Max > Beyond Thunderdome
>>70717753
Fury Road is mediocre, but then so is the original Mad Max IMO. Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome are the only good ones
Starting with critics and the Academy?
>>70717789
>main character barely talks
>story is "Hey fuck this place let's get out of here at last. Oh SHIT it's even worse here... ok let's go back"
the only it's got is good visuals and cool car scenes. Mainstream public loved it since action movies are garbage nowadays and this one was above-average
>>70717994
Kek
>>70717926
Maybe add a few more > between 1 and thunderdome, and I agree wholeheartedly.
>>70717994
>"Hey fuck this place let's get out of here at last. Oh SHIT it's even worse here... ok let's go back"
This is the dumbest criticism, and I hear it so often, pretty much word for word. Did RLM say this or something? Which half-ass online critic are you parroting?
>>70717994
christ dude...
>>70717753
Marketing.
There were obvious marketeers few days before the movie got released and a week after.
Once they were gone people started to come out and say that its was really really bad.
I share the same opinion with the rest of the anons,it was awful.
>>70717994
>main character barely talks
how the fuck does that make it bad
ever heard of acting and other audiovisual ways of expressing emotion and intention? fucking hell
>>70718263
I mean the second act was total shite but the thunderdome fight, memorable quotes & memorable performances and the end chase make up for it, atleast for me.
>>70718327
>This is the dumbest criticism
nah, "main character barely talks" is
>>70718352
What are you spouting? 90% of the threads before it came out were about the stupid feminist shit that the blogs were pushing.
>>70717926
>mad max > road warrior > thunderdome > fury road
ftfy idiot
>>70718385
It's like a kids movie for very large parts. Rate it along with shit like Gor.
>>70718510
>Thunderdome above Fury Road
The kids are a terrible idea. The movie falls off a cliff after the first half, you can totally tell that Miller was barely involved in the story.
>>70718510
Maybe you didn't understand, but he wasn't trying to list them in order of release :^)
Mad Max>=Fury Road>Road Warrior>Beyond Thunderdome
I like the four a lot though, even BT
>>70718429
Bullshit,search the archives.
Despite Americas acting like it was your first time you've seen slavery/harem movie,you also were constantly persistent on how the script was good and the scenes great when the most important scene on the train was made on a green screen visible from a mile away and the music was fucking bullshit.
There was 10 seconds in total of "metal" music.
Most of the characters served no purpose.
Please fuck off you miserable piece of shit i have no intention to argue over the same thing 100 times.Search the fucking archives.
Pic related.
She cant act to save her life.
>>70718588
>Most of the characters served no purpose.
explain
>>70718588
No, you check the archives you lying sack of shit. People liked it once it came out. You're just a fuck face.
>>70717789
>you will defend this
>>70718540
fair enough, I still think Tina Turner is the best villain in the series tho.
>>70717753
Mad Max - Fury Road:
>terrible cinematography
>no character development
>"main character" says literally 3 lines
>the only interesting character gets killed
>unnecessary abortion scene
>filters - the movie
>utterly unbelievable post-apocalypse, especially compared to the previous installments
>cannot hear a word Immortan is saying
>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
>Valhalla is spelled with a W in the movie
>pointless sandstorm that looked terrible
>obvious scenes that were meant to "pop out" for 3D viewers
Mad Max "fans" also can't take any criticism of their shit films without immediately shouting out "SEXIST MISOGYNY VIRGINS SJW /pol/!"
It's one of the ugliest and most retarded films in recent History. And those garish, cartoonish, orange and blue colours produced in computers should be illegal. Really, why do people love to be submitted to this kind of empty horrifying visual and aural aggression? A fascistic anti-human audiovisual experiment. Simply put cirque du soleil for bros.
>>70718549
thunderdome is shit but fury road is pure shit
>>70718374
it makes it bad because that implies no character development
You watch Fury Road and don't "care" at all about the characters. You just wanna see shit blow up.
If this movie featured Mad Max 1 tier special effects anf budget, you would most likely feel like it's a bad movie
>>70718641
>No, you check the archives you lying sack of shit. People liked it once it came out. You're just a fuck face.
classic example of an SJW shill right here
>>70718703
have you ever watched a silent film? I guess they have zero character development as well then
>>70718650
Funny enough part of why that looks so damn strange is that it's all practical effects, the truck smashing into the crashed rig happened, the junk flying off happened, the guitar was set on some bungee chords and dropped towards a camera and comped in later, as was the wheel which was just filed on a turntable. Probably would have looked a lot more "epic" if it had been CGI.
>>70717753
2>4>1st Half of 3>1>2nd Half of 3
>>70718510
What the hell are you talking about? The first has some of the worst pacing in a movie and Thunderdome felt like a PG13 remake of the Road Warrior
>>70717753
This is how i filter /tv/ plebs.
Different Genres entirely.
Fury Road is like Escape from LA, and Road Warrior is more like Postman or Water World.
>>70718752
It was filmed with dual cameras so they could do their 3d gimmick
It looks shit because of that, not the practical effects.
The Hobbit movies were the same way.
>>70718743
>>70718703
>>70718699
>>70718694
Man, what must it be like to just have no taste and call everyone who disagrees with you a shill?
>>70718374
That would he great if Tom Hardy did any of it, but he doesn't
>>70718694
Loving this pasta senpai
>>70718804
Not an argument.
>>70718694
>>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
aka
"check um"
>le reddit
And you still beleive the joke about Fury Road being Feminist. LOL, that boogy man never existed, it was a joke from the start.
>>70718804
>Man, what must it be like to just have no taste and call everyone who disagrees with you a shill?
I dunno, I'm not a male feminist like you
>>70717753
It doesn't have to be better. It is good in it's own right.
Niggas sequals don't ruin old classics.
>>70718825
>then who killed the world?
>>70718694
Terrible cinematography?
Opinion discarded.
>>70718842
How did you deduce that? The Feminist thing about Mad MAx is a meme...
>>70718804
>what must it be like to just have no taste
What were your top 10 films for 2015?
It's the best one and you are a faggot.
>but it has girls in it, girls are scary
No one over the age of 13 gives a shit.
>>70718510
Dude Thunderdome was horrible did you watch it?
The movie was great. Of course a high production budget movie with veteran actors and filmmakers is going to be better than a movie made 40 years ago. What kind of comparison is that?
>>70718898
>How did you deduce that? The Feminist thing about Mad MAx is a meme...
This is what nu-male cucks actually tell themselves
>>70718889
Are you color blind?
>>70717753
How can anything be worse than thunderdome?
>>70718957
he most likely doesn't know what cinematography is
Road Warrior >> Fury Road >>>> 1st half of BT > Mad Max >>>>>> 2nd half of BT
>>70717753
>I hate everything new
>>70719033
>Kino
Mad Max
>Cinema
Road Warrior
>Flicks
Fury Road
Beyond Thunderdome
>>70718899
Fuck that's hard. I'd have to go back and look over what I actually saw. But yes, mad max is very high on the list, if not first.
>>70718327
He's basically saying the movie has no story at all. It's a shitty story with great visuals.
>>70719078
>Kinematographiquea
Beyond Thunderdome
>Cinema
Road Warrior
>Movie
Mad Max
>Flick
Fury Road
>>70718889
wow...... stunning imagery......... truly a treat for the eye.......... this is the power of filters........
>>70718694
>terrible cinematography
What a profoundly stupid thing to say. Do you even actually know what cinematography is?
>no character development
>"main character" says literally 3 lines
Max wants nothing to do with this shit and then decides to help, which is the same amount of development he had in Road Warrior. And he's always been a man of few words.
>utterly unbelievable post-apocalypse, especially compared to the previous installments
If you think ANY Mad Max film is remotely believable, you are a literal retard. The first one isn't even post-apocalyptic really, anyway. There are just not enough police and everyone's a criminal, which is basically what Australia is actually like. There is constant voice over during Road Warrior that tells the story of the movie like it's a campfire legend. Thunderdome is about as believable as Star Wars. These movies were NEVER meant to be remotely realistic.
>cannot hear a word Immortan is saying
I had no issue understanding him. Clean your ears.
>Valhalla is spelled with a W in the movie
What kind of criticism is that? What the hell are you even talking about?
>pointless sandstorm that looked terrible
It directly affected the plot and looked amazing.
>obvious scenes that were meant to "pop out" for 3D viewers
Stop it
>Mad Max "fans" also can't take any criticism of their shit films without immediately shouting out "SEXIST MISOGYNY VIRGINS SJW /pol/!"
I just did.
>>70719161
>lol guise I'm going to fuck the image up so that it no longer looks amazing and then pretend the movie didn't look amazing
You should really consider suicide.
>>70719078
Road Warrior is literally the definition of kino.
>>70719078
They are all flicks you manchild.
>>70717753
I find Mad Max 1 to be the best. Mad Max 2 and Fury Road are about equal and practically the same film. Fury Road is top heavy while Mad Max 2 is bottom heavy.
>>70719104
I'm still waiting
>>70719161
>CINEMATOGRAPHY IS WHAT COLORS THE MOVIE ARE
There is a *bit* more to it than that.
>>70719236
MY EYES
>>70719236
>I'm going to fuck the image up so that it no longer looks amazing
That's exactly what they did with this movie
They took shots that looked good and then added garbage and color filters, ruining them.
>>70719332
Yeah, look at that comparison. Look how 'fucked up' and 'ruined' it is. You complete moron.
>>70719291
Bitch, I'm on my phone. And I'm not a monkey gonna jump for you.
>>70719316
>MY EYES
can't handle the sheer glory
>>70718694
I'm not a Fury Road fan, but the action scenes and the cinematography are great. The sandstorm part was the best of the entire movie.
>terrible cinematography
>unnecessary abortion scene
>"main character" says literally 3 lines
>utterly unbelievable post-apocalypse, especially compared to the previous installments
>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
>cannot hear a word Immortan is saying
>Valhalla is spelled with a W in the movie
>pointless sandstorm that looked terrible
These are shitty reasons to dislike a movie, it's basically you shilling
>the only interesting character gets killed
Furiosa survived.
The bad thing about the movie was the shit story, the plot is reallly uninteresting, it's just a good action flick. It's not as bad as some /pol/tards consider and not as good as some critics and SJW consider.
>>70719393
Never talk about taste again you complete and utter pleb
>>70719437
>Furiosa
>interesting
Nigga I loved the movie but even Rictus was more interesting than Furiosa.
>Hey guise, you know that movie that everybody likes? Well it SUCKED
>Hey guise, you know that movie that everybody can't stand? It was actually A FUCKING MASTERPIECE
This board is for children.
Road Warrior > Fury Road > Beyond Thunderdome until Max leaves Bartertown > Mad Max >>> Beyond Thunderdome after Max leaves Bartertown
>>70719446
Go fuck yourself. How about you share your list first? Let everyone know your thoughts. Which capeshit are you gonna put at #1?
>>70719437
And it had the same ending of the second one, which is frustating.
>>70719474
Then why are you here every fucking day trying to be part of it you child?
>>70719463
Anyone who didn't think Furiosa was fucking great still hasn't gotten over that time the big butch girl made them eat sand in Elementary school
>>70719507
Why are you making assumptions that you have literally no evidence to support?
I stop by once a week. Twice, tops.
>>70719493
>They don't like my shitty mabd max hogwash, they must be batman fans!!!
In fact i'd say the average superhero fan and the average mad max fanboy share a lot of common thought. You plebeian retards are adorable. The best part is, people who like fury road, actually think they have taste.
>>70719561
Where's your list, then?
>>70717994
Road Warrior:
>>main character barely talks
>>story is "Hey fuck those guys let's hold this place. Oh SHIT they're too powerful let's fuck off"
>>70719513
Sorry bruh I never got bullied when I was a kid, that's some nice projecting tho.
>>70719561
>Anyone who likes a movie I don't like has shit taste
Grow up.
>>70719593
And yours?
>>70719463
>One of the only characters with a decent motivation
>Good design
>Good acting
>Good action scenes
Rictus was an interesting character, like the blind guy with the SMGs. But I have to admit that Nux was probably a better character than Furiosa.
>>70719597
>bruh
Oh god, I've been talking to a tumblrina
>>70719561
A Batman movie didn't even come out last year. What the fuck are you on about?
>>70719542
>>Hey guise, you know that movie that everybody likes? Well it SUCKED
>>Hey guise, you know that movie that everybody can't stand? It was actually A FUCKING MASTERPIECE
How could you possibly know this unless you're here almost everyday? There are millions of films
>>70719513
furiosa was annoying and charlize theron has a bad angry face.
>>70719647
I'm actually a fat spic but whatever.
>>70719667
>How could you possibly know this unless you're here almost everyday?
... Because there are a million threads a minute just like that you unbelievable retard.
>>70717994
Mel barely talks in the first three films. This is the test to see if you're actually talking to a Mad Max fan or a pleb who didn't see the originals.
Fuck, mate you probably weren't even alive when Mad Max was out.
>>70719682
grr i must save teh wimminz grr this is great acting
>>70719644
Fair enough, IMHO she's the least interesting character between the 3 leads(yes, I think Banemax is more interesting than her.)
>>70719638
Lots of international and drama, huh? Did you pick the most depressing shit intentionally?
>>70719682
Oh, are we stating things that are the opposite of true?
Fire is cold.
>>70718694
>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
>He wasn't around to see /tv/ shouting WITNESS ME before and after Fury Road's release.
>get super hypes up to go see Road Fury after reading all the super positive critics and like a 97% on RT
>mfw movie ends and I realized the jews tricked me again
>>70719638
>>70719746
Those are the things you pick if you want to pretend to be an intellectual, he probably hasn't even seen half of those films. Or he even found the image elsewhere and played it off as his own.
>>70719775
>"He" thinks "his" tumblr tier forced memes are /tv/ certified
>>70717753
>Mad Max Fury Road poster
>Max is in the background with a muzzle
>Woman in front glaring in defiance
>Max is the main character, guise!!!!
LEL
>>70718694
>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
You've got it backwards. That shit was awesome, and then Reddit picked it up and started saying it all the time, thereby ruining it.
>>70719775
>he doesn't know about the reddit invasion of /tv/ after someone posted /tv/'s critique of Fury Road on r/movies
>he was probably part of that reddit influx
>>70719746
Where is your list?
>>70719794
>if i'm a tasteless 16 year old american so is everyone else
Amazing. The plebs never change on this board
>>70719723
>Mel barely talks in the first three films.
at least he speaks, nu-max grunts like a retarded fucking gorilla half the movie
>>70719823
Are you really so sensitive that this is all you see?
Women REALLY aren't that scary, anon.
>>70719716
There isn't though
Are you admitting you're a child that only comes here for flavor of the week capeshit movies?
>>70719638
>tangerine
>>70719840
Is there ever a time when there isn't a reddit influx because you idiots seem to complain about it literally 100% of the time
>>70717753
average movie, cant be compared with the original
>>70719853
>I'm an enlightened patrician because I saw a movie about annoying prostitutes with penises wandering around LA for 80 minutes
Just stop
>>70717753
I liked all of them in different ways.
>>70719819
>>70719840
>Being so desperate not to appear Reddit that you claim everyone else who knows better than you is Reddit.
You two seem to know a lot about Reddit for dudes who aren't from Reddit.
>>70719305
>>70719332
look at that amazing lighting, really envokes the classic feeling of being underwater, or having powerade poured in your eyes.... astonishing work of art, bravo miller
>>70719985
>>t annoying prostitutes with penises wandering around LA for 80 minutes
This is your average Fury Road fan. A complete mongoloid that knows nothing about film or even art
He'd try and play the fedora card after this post if he wasn't just called out and then whine or vanish into the thread when the real "fedoracore" is posted
>>70719911
Are you seriously trying to argue that it's LESS pathetic to spend every waking minute in this place like you do? Are you really going with that argument? Really?
>>70720050
Why do you keep providing examples of how wrong you are?
>>70720050
>>70720108
>there were no filters!
>it looked good guys!
>orange and blue is just a meme!
>>70717753
Honestly, 2 was great but all the other ones were meh.
>>70720074
Is there a reason you keep beating around the bush? You do know you're Anonymous right?
And to answer your question, yes, this is what I truly believe. You can mock me as much as you want, but I won't stop my battle for authentic /tv/. I understand that, more often than not, I am throwing pearls before swine. But if I have set even just one person walking in the right direction, then I have done my duty.
Cinema is in a dire state, but someday authenticity will reign supreme. And on that day, I can rest and say: ''I put it all on the line. I did my part. And now we have won.''
>>70720069
You're literally such a sheep that anything that is "mainstream" is automatically bad and anything indie is automatically good to you. Even if it's a pedestrian character-driven film about a day in the life of transgender prostitutes. No, you can't just say it was a good movie an you liked it. It was HIGH ART. And anyone who doesn't share the EXACT opinions you have is just a retard who watches Transformers movies. You have a deeply pathetic and childish way of viewing the world. I'll take the idiots who like brainless action movies over someone like you who is every bit as stupid as those guys (if not stupider) but is ALSO completely pretentious and full of himself.
1. Mad Max
2. Fury Road
3. The Road Warrior
4. Thunderdome
I kept hearing that it was really well paced and exciting.
It was boring.
I assume half the praise from the mainstream are because MUH WOMAN.
>>70720136
All correct statements.
>>70720239
>3. The Road Warrior
Disregarded
>>70720224
This may be the most pathetic thing I've ever read on this board
You should really do something with your life
Does somebody have that copy of the poster with the overhead view of the chase? Google isn't turning up much of anything
>>70720273
Yes, everyone who praises the movie is just an SJW cuck, and everyone who hates on it is just a sexist manchild. No one is allowed to just say a movie was not for them or that they appreciated it for what it was anymore. Everything has to be dramatic!
>>70720273
>Mad Max Fury Road
>boring
Welp, I've heard many criticisms of this film but I surely thought that wouldn't be one of them. Say what you will but it's really anything but boring, I can understand the hate for it more than I understand that.
>>70720226
>only goes on about tangerine
>all of the films on there are quote unquote "indie"
Cannot stop laughing. Maybe when you've passed sixth grade and have 1/20th of the cinematic skill set I have i'll remotely listen to your plebeian mongoloid rambling.
>>70720285
>there were no filters!
all natural lighting of course
>>70720412
Man, you're a good caricature. 10/10
>>70720412
You are listening to me, that's why you keep responding, you fucking idiot
>the cinematic skill set I have
Oh god, my fucking sides
>>70720438
>I just learned about filters and now I won't shut the fuck up about them
Everyone in this thread is just patiently waiting for you to stop posting
>>70720412
>the cinematic skill set I have
please be a troll
>feel like watching a kickass action movie
>watch Fury Road
>meh
>come back home and turn ON tv
>Terminator 2 is playing and literally started a minute ago
>rewatch Terminator 2 and when the credits roll, can't help but think back at how shitty Fury Road was
>>70719638
>And yours?
Bump
>>70720504
What did the other sixth graders think when you told them?
>>70720412
cinematic skill set
>>70720586
I'm sure if I did tell a group of sixth graders about that statement, even they would laugh at you.
>>70720542
>all true statements
>>70718703
>no character development
In the beginning of the film Max has gone feral and avoids other people. Then he's forced to run with the breeders but doesn't trust them.
Gradually Max starts to cooperate with the women. By the time they reach the grannies he's started caring about them because we see him run after the breeders and convince them not to die in the desert.
Then Max helps them conquer the citadel and leaves, not so feral any more.
>>70720412
>cinematic skill set
>>70720412
>the cinematic skill set
what did he mean by this?
>>70720637
I expected a pathetic rebuttal, but this just takes the cake. Imagine what this kid looked like scrambling this piece of trash post out.
>i-its not a feminist flick:((
>patriarchy controls all resources
>imperator furiosa (affirmative action/women's rights)
>morbidly obese women generating milk because women who have children are yucky breeders
>antagonist's unwilling brides are all skinny and more attractive than other women in the movie
>one-armed woman in charge of war machine and troops
>max crucified to vehicle (christianity is evil and part of patriarchy)
>3 main antagonists: joe, bullet farmer, gas town "people eater" (patriarchy, military industrial complex, capitalism)
>both of joe's sons dissabled in some way (eww don't have kids, it's yucky and they'll be retarded)
>war boy Nux (men) gets accused by women of having destroyed the world, tossed out of truck
>pregnant wife puts her own baby between joe's bullet and truck (abortion)
>pregnant wife falls from truck, dies a few hours later from injury (don't marry and reproduce or your life is over)
>side character named max is big and burly but can barely fight a scrawny one-armed woman
>side character max bests woman only when he gets a gun and places it to her head (gun control. also, Theron's father killed her mother with a gun in south africa)
>bullet farmer nearly kills all women (gun control again)
>max has to wash blood from his face using breast milk (motherhood is the death of happiness)
>Nux is rehabilitated and now a male feminist
>group of amazon lesbians setting traps for men in desert
>women able to live in sand filled void because MUH STRONK WOMYN
>old women in desert shoot better than war boys who have constant practice in raids
>old woman has a bag of seeds (hope)
>side character max wants to retake joe's citadel because it is unguarded
>convoy turns around (leftist revision history)
>people eater (capitalism) fat old bald man with gold nipple piercings, has to be lifted to his vehicle on the backs of poor
>desert lesbian amazons making perfect headshots from speeding vehicle on uneven terrain
>>70720718
Whatever you need to tell yourself, anon. At the moment I'm just exceedingly glad that I am not you.
>>70720738
>polecat minion plucks woman from her friends, delivers her to patriarchy
>desert lesbian amazons fall from motorcycle and dodge speeding vehicles
>amazon grabs rifle, continues to make perfect shots
>finally run over by people eater (capitalism as he takes control of the wheel and purposely kills woman)
>pursuit vehicles use harpoons and plows to try to slow truck (patriarchy holding back women's rights)
>max and nux now male feminists must help their women leaders
>max nearly falls from truck, charlize grabs him with the sheer might of her robot arm and strong will can hold up man three times her weight without prosthetic arm flying off
>max's v8 interceptor destroyed (manhood and patriarchy destroyed while saved by a woman)
>furiosa survives stab in gut by evil man
>nux given command of truck as furiosa jumps to joe's car
>max uses people eater as human shield against joe's bullets (using patriarchy to destroy capitalism via male feminist)
>max jumps to safety of women as capitalism explodes
>joe's massive son corpus fooled by woman who helps her get furiosa to joe's car
>max fights giant corpus
>furiosa rips mouth from joe (patriarchy no longer has say in women's lives)
>women quickly leave war machine for joe's leadership vehicle
>blonde wife takes seeds from old lesbian who is now dead but smiling
>nux sacrifices life to destroy war truck, corpus, and stop pursuing vehicles and thereby serve women
>gang returns to citadel, present dead patriarchy, toss him from hood where legions of poor tear his body apart
>intelligent but disabled son of joe pressured to let furiosa and brides up to citadel via lift
>he allows them up, they ascend to paradise while the poor are allowed to come up with them (open borders to promised land)
>furiosa looks down at sea of poor, sees side character max look up at her as he disappears into obscurity
>>70720738
You do realize you spend more time thinking about feminism than feminists do, right?
I was enjoying the movie while you were fuming about all this shit.
>>70720775
And this is off the top of my head. Thinking back, there are plenty of things I forgot to mention like the brides arguing about moving on after the pregnant one, Splendid, fell from the truck and died. The dark haired bride (hispanic or muslim) wants to go back to the patriarchy but the white ones explain to her that they must be strong and go on without men.
It's a modern action movie with plenty of practical effects, but it's not a Mad Max movie since he's just a side character. It's a feminism action movie with the Mad Max name to get more people in seats, specifically men who need to be taught the glory of feminism and self-sacrifice to push feminist goals. In the beginning of the movie, Max was used as an unwilling blood bag for Nux. Towards the end, he willingly becomes a blood bag for Furiosa to keep her alive.
Like it all you want, just be aware of what you're seeing, this is cold war era style propaganda and you're being indoctrinated for uplikes on facebook.
If you can't read film then this board and even medium isn't for you.
>>70720775
OH SHIT IT'S A TWO PARTER
THIS GUY REALLY HAS IT IN FOR VAGINAS
>>70720756
Is that your best defense for being a plebeian masquerading as someone with taste then? Try to refine your tastes past a sixth grade level before you try and chastise your superiors next time you come to my board.
>>70720819
he's the type of guy that forces himself to go to celeb specific threads here and /cel/ just to bitch about them, collecting their social media to bitch and moan
these things are what keeps him from killing himself, let him have his 'tism
>>70720793
This encapsulates the reaction to Fury Road in a nutshell.
Most people just enjoyed the movie for what it was. An exceptionally well-crafted action movie. Meanwhile, basement-dwellers once again become frothy with outrage over some kind of perceived discrimination against the poor disenfranchised white upper-class males and decide to use the abundance of time they have on their hands to complain about it. A lot.
>>70720793
>S-STOP THINKING
>>70720827
You are not superior to anyone, and I can say and do whatever I like in "your" board, you hilariously delusional twat
>>70720793
>If you can't read film then this board and even medium isn't for you.
>>70720698
tl;dr
>at first he doesn't care about them, but then he cares about them
>>70720905
Naturally you would interpret it that way.
>B-but if I don't complain about feminism then how will I use my brain at all?
Kek. Try thinking about something else.
>cinematic skill set
>>70720919
It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior. Not a chance this kid is from /tv/ or any of the other two art boards.
>>70717994
This is a post madr by someone who didnt see the originals and is brainwashed by /tv/ contrarian meme posts
>>70720962
im not the same guy, and ill let him think about what he wants to think about, faggot.
>>70721003
Is this a meme now? Can I run it into the ground?
>>70721006
>It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior
It'll be a much bigger shock on the day that you realize that you are the cretin.
Gets worse at every consecutive rewatch. Loved it the first time, couldn't get over its flaws on second time and third time I just wanted to call it quits.
Promising first, 30~ minutes. Rest of it, disappointing
>>70720819
why is it someone else's problem that you don't have the cinephilic intelligence to say anything about something you just invested hours of your life into?
cry on /tv/ all you want, nobody here gives a fuck how shit you are at cinema, because everyone on this laughing stock of a board now is equally terrible (but at least they know it).
>>70721006
If you really thought so highly of yourself, you wouldn't have to constantly tell everyone about it.
Dear diary, today I met a very sad person.
>>70720942
>read film
Hamfisting as much fallacious logic as possible into a desperate attempt to feel victimized isn't "reading." Every shred of your "interpretation" is chosen specifically to enable your crying, rather than to impartially analyze the movie. At this point /pol/ is completely indistinguishable from satire, so congratulations on being so retarded that you've confused me. I literally can't decide if it's possible for anyone to be as stupid as everyone on /pol/ is.
>>70721110
>cinephilic intelligence
oh man, you're full of great stuff
>>70721110
>cinephilic intelligence
That's almost as bad as cinematic skill set
>>70721061
I spend much of my time appreciating cinema. Which means I watch films actively, rather than passively. I've seen more bad movies than good films, so I'm not missing out on anything. My opinions, because they are informed by a firm belief in authenticity, are different and antagonize the common man(you)
>>70721130
I got the feeling I didn't need to respond to >>70720942 because someone would do it for me.
I appreciate you, anon.
>>70721031
I've seen the originals and they were equally mediocre.
This is not Alien, LOTR trilogy or any similar form of superior action/fantasy movie.
It's fucking Mad Max; a movie that you watch preferably with your brain turned off.
All the Mad Max movies rate between 4/10 and 6.5/10 according to me
>>70721172
This guy needs a talk show
It will raise a lot of awareness about autism
>>70721125
My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my ciniphilic nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the plebeian children. And that is you
>>70717753
>making a claim
>without an augment
>>70721172
>My opinions, because they are informed by a firm belief in authenticity, are different
No, you're saying the same shit as every other dumbass who thinks he's smart because he had to read subtitles.
>>70721238
Jesus H. Christ
is this guy for real?
>>70721238
No one cares.
>>70721312
I don't even care, I needed the chuckles
>>70721238
You ought to contemplate suicide. Clearly you are just too evolved for this world.
>>70721272
>every other dumbass who thinks he's smart because he had to read subtitles.
I understand why my high cinematic IQ makes you insecure now. There is no reason left reply to me now, child of video games.
>>70721312
See >>70720224
>And to answer your question, yes, this is what I truly believe. You can mock me as much as you want, but I won't stop my battle for authentic /tv/. I understand that, more often than not, I am throwing pearls before swine. But if I have set even just one person walking in the right direction, then I have done my duty.
>>70721238
>WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER THAN THEM I AM
>>70721197
And Fury Road ranks an 8/10 because it is objectively better visually, directorial, acting and musically than the other films
>>70721420
>I understand why my high cinematic IQ makes you insecure now.
I wonder what it's like to live in a fantasy world
I guess it's better than admitting to yourself that you're a fucking loser
>>70721481
Please understand the memes you spam, outsider.
>>70721535
>outsider
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>70717753
>Tfw there are people who actually believe Mad Max and Beyond Thunderdome have merit beyond: Establishing the world that Road Warrior takes place in and belonging to the same franchise as Road Warrior.
>>70721420
>There is no reason left reply to me now
First correct thing you've said all day.
>>70721535
>that bait pic
Answer this question honestly:
before you heard of the Road Fury movie coming out, how often did you watch the originals?
I watched em each once about 15+ years ago and never cared to rewatch them.
They are that mediocre and so is the new version
>>70717753
my nigga. road warrior shits all over furry chode
>>70721519
You low cine-IQ children want to encourage the /v/ sensibility on this board because it makes your job easier. you want "dude everyone get hyped for the latest movie, ha ha I love fun popcorn times aren't movies fun and comfy. you booked your tickets yet? look at the rotten tomatoes score! oh, you didn't like it? well that's okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion" Facebook environment
I rage against this drift towards hugbox on a daily basis. cinema should be a slaughter house. This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should reflect that. This isn't 'fun times "film buff" clubhouse'
>>70721547
See >>70719507
>>70721670
Have memes gone too far?
>>70721670
remember people... 1 out of 40 children have legit autism. Just let them vent. They have enough troubles in life already
raging at anons is the first sign of problems
>>70719638
Christ you couldn't be more of a fa/tv/irgin if you tried.
>>70721670
>>70721238
>THIS FUCKING POST
>>70721832
Wrong my newfriend. That would have been considered entry level trash on "old" /tv/(not saying the image I have posted in this post is old /tv/)
>>70721839
>FFIX references
mahnigga.jpg
>>70721972
>Old /tv/
exemplary case of Juvenoia on the interwebs. If you knew anything you'd know that /tv/ has always been one of the most hated boards, specifically because of the people like you who jizz on sundance films. Or that 4chan is a shit place for shit things and there literally never was or will be a "good" board.
Unless you're on /k/ or /fit/
>>70721670
This has to be bait right? I mean has anyone met somebody like this in your life?
>>70722086
Its a shame you tourists still don't hate us and now try to be part of our board
>>70722189
>us
>our
>>70722189
You're right sir, you belong here.
>>70722249
Yes. If the man came to your home and held you at gun point would you admit /tv/ is your home(knowing he would shoot you on the spot if it was)? I would
>>70717835
>Tom Hardy's just kind of a shitty actor
>what is Bronson?
>what is Locke?
>>70718352
>Once they were gone people started to come out and say that its was really really bad.
That's basically how /tv/ receive every big movie these days. They all start out good for everyone then they all move on after a few weeks because there's nothing else to add besides ''I liked it''. So the only people remaining are a vocal minority of contrarians that wants to stir up some shit (accompanied with a smaller minority of peoples that genuinely didn't liked the movie).
You can also turn this the other way around to a smaller degree. For example, the newest Fantastic Four movie where everyone started out by making fun of the movie. Then every now and then, there's some retard that starts a thread pretending it was kino all along.
>>70719332
>"what is movie editing"
>>70722442
>For example, the newest Fantastic Four movie where everyone started out by making fun of the movie. Then every now and then, there's some retard that starts a thread pretending it was kino all along.
Taken to the extreme with the "BvS is kino" autists.
>>70722373
>>what is Bronson?
Garbage that no pleb would have seen if it wasn't for trying to make up for him getting "Bane"
>>what is Locke?
A mediocre remake of PB for the capeshit generation with a mediocre actor trying his best not to slip into an indian accent
>>70719205
I agree with most of this, but
>obvious scenes that were meant to "pop out" for 3D viewers
This is genuinely annoying in a film because it removes you form it too much. They sacrifice the viewer's submersion to make more money at 3D cinemas and that's inherently wrong. 3D is a novelty, nothing more.
My main gripe with the film is that they didn't just bring Mel back. It would have worked perfectly well -if not better- with a pepper-haired Mel Gibson reprising his original role. Also they did fuck with the character a bit -flashbacks, etc- which was totally unnecessary. I get it, but it was taken a little too far, IMO. The original Max wasn't schizophrenic, ffs.
>>70722540
I hesitated to take it as an example but I believe there is people that genuinely find this movie good. They are as delusional as the Star Wars fans that were pretending Phantom Menace was as good as the first three movies. But I think some of them really believes it when they make these ''bvs kino'' shit and they do it simply because they feel threatened in front of Marvel's success. They are fanboy that can't get over their favourite characters ''loosing'' (companywar is fucking stupid, let's just say that) to guys like Ant-Man or Guardians of Galaxy.
>>70722552
You are exactly what people mean when they use the word pleb.
>>70718898
No, it's not.
>>70722830
Refn is a lower-tier maker of inauthentic cinema, but nonetheless a maker of it. Drive, which steals elements and whole scenes from (and doesn't do anything interesting with them) Walter Hill's The Driver, is a favorite of IMDB-dwellers and poltroons of inauthentic cinema. Just watch a Walter Hill movie instead
>>70721130
>fallacious logic
prove anything he said wrong
>>70718694
Not an argument in sight
>>70722885
lel, whoever wrote that didn't get Ex Machina, Fury Road or Gone Girl at all.
>>70722885
How horrifying. People keep fueling these identity, culture wars. More and more. More and more fuel. One day it will boom
>>70722367
> he considers 4chan is home
M-maybe you should take a step back anon. Go for a walk or something?
>>70723019
Its sad how many autists project agendas onto agenda-less movies
>>70719205
>There are just not enough police and everyone's a criminal, which is basically what Australia is actually like
top kek
>>70722093
No, people like that lonely soul never go outside unless they absolutely have to.
>>70722552
Oh look, the self-proclaimed cinephile elite couldn't even wrap his tiny pea brain around Bronson
>>70722938
>inauthentic cinema
>a term used for anything and everything I did not understand
>>70717753
The only movie Fury Road is better than is 1 and that is a slightly better if at all. The only thing i'd say gives Fury Road an edge over the old MM films is that its visually impressive, but id hope so seeing how old the movies are now.
>>70718703
I bet you don't even like Conan the Barbarian. What a fag...
It is not only better than the other 3, it is the greatest action movie of all time.
>>70717753
It's better than the third but in no way better than 1 & 2.
>>70724314
Oh come on.
I say this as a fan of the film.
As some few rare voices of reason in this thread have said, it's one of the greatest action films ever, top 5 at least. Also, one of the very best of 2015.
>>70722552
PB?
>>70724612
it is pure unrelenting action from beginning to end. it's almost like a cartoon it is so refined.
>>70719900
He mumbles and grunts in everything. Dude thinks its acting.
