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>>70705188
>>70705188
Azor Jon
>>70708161
Azor Jon!
Preston
the king's harem
What if immediately after it ends HBO reboots it with a new cast and the same story (only refined b/c they learned from their mistakes)
>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck—it was longest discussion ever of where to cut a frame; two hours of talking about whether to cut at frame six or frame seven or frame eight. And that’s all by way of saying we needed Ned’s death to be totally unambiguous.
-Dan Weiss
Jaime is Azor
>>70708194
Why would they do such a thing
>>70708161
10th for /darkstar/
>>70708190
Three qts, a gargoyle, and a midget.
The king has odd taste that's for sure.
>>70708194
and why? GOT is the biggest show of all time
i dont think they care about some book purists shitting on the show
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70708200
you mean that...Stannis is alive?
First for the King of love and beauty
>>70708200
Dilane didn't want his kids to see their father's head get chopped off. And the Boltons talked about finding the body.
>>70708190
you JUST know
>>70708232
Yes, Stannis is alive. He is at a farm in the country where he can scowl and burn heretics to his heart's content
>>70708226
Can someone ban this idiot
>>70708208 see >>70708225
GOT is the biggest show of all time, why not reboot it once it's done. It's a guaranteed earner. There's no argument against rebooting the show once it's finished and why wait?
>>70708244
>talking about something makes it true
I bet you thought the hound was dead too
>>70708253
>>70708167
>>70708182
>>70708257
The entire appeal of the show comes from the plot developments, its cliffhangers and twists. Doing it all a second time would guarantee spoilers.
>>70708257
Why the FUCK would you reboot it? You realize how much fucking money goes into that? Probably way more than you are ever going to earn in your life. There is no reason to reboot the show, other than we want le epik 100% true book adaptation xd
REEEEEE i ordered the books but they haven't been delivered on time and i'm going back home for the week tomorrow so i now cant start them for another week at least
>>70708265
Roose and Ramsay weren't talking about the Hounds body. But, go ahead and be a butthurt Stannisfag or even worse, a meme butthurt Stannisfag.
>>70708290
download a .pdf onto your phone and start reading there
>>70708290
>1800+216
>buying physical books
>>70708278
SAY IT!
So is Sophie Turner against nude scenes or something? How have we not seen Sansa's tits yet?
>>70708314
two_dwarves_elope.jpg
>>70708307
>>70708310
>reading PDF
what is wrong with you two
>>70708318
They should ask her to show her ass, she would probably be down for that.
>>70708314
>>70708278
Daily reminder that Daenerys is the true antagonist of ASOIAF/GoT, and the White Walkers will turn out to be alright.
>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?".
>Daenerys then goes through political issues such as this in Meereen and tries to learn how to rule, but ultimately, she fails at every turn and declares that she will rule with FIRE AND BLOOD now.
>GRRM subverts tropes in general, and said he disliked the idea of a "dark lord". The White Walkers aren't evil, and we learn they were made by the CotF. They probably want revenge like 99% of Westerosi. Jon or others will make peace with them, most likely.
>The one normies thought was the hero then will turn out to be the true enemy.
>She will arrive in a broken Westeros, take the throne by force and maybe even destroy King's Landing because Drogon might ignite the wildfire caches.
>She won't be able to rule Westeros because she's terrible at it and she couldn't take care of one city, so Seven Kingdoms is unlikely.
>Everyone will hate her
>She will go mad and kill many people
It's pretty much confirmed, anons.
>>70708302
I'm not butthurt, I'm excited for Stannis' return. You're gonna shit your insides when he comes back, and I'm gonna love the salty tears.
You keep on believing everything you're told, because forming your own opinions is hard. Memelords these days...
>>70708318
she started the show as a minor. i don't think they will show them.
>>70708252
it sounds like a magical place, I wanna go
>>70708328
I have a Kindle m8
>>70708290
>>70708307
>>70708310
>>70708328
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://drive.google.com/folderview%3Fid%3D0BwL6zQJMrdUDNktLUzdiZ0tCT2s&ved=0ahUKEwiWysL28p_NAhUMfVIKHS5BCXYQFggoMAA&usg=AFQjCNEa-biuh4yszXTE10Tmkw4V2SwL4w&sig2=cvgIQIb2QCQJw3ul_U_Gfg
>>70708314
Whats happening in this pic?
>>70708318
Name a show where an actress started off as a child and then later did nudity. I don't think it's typically done.
>>70708283
The main appeal is the boobs, vaginas, penises shown and the saucy talk. That can all be changed.
>>70708284
Book doesn't matter. Game of Thrones TNG could hire new actresses who cant refuse to be naked, and the CGI would be lots better because it would be the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiANmVMi-0
>>70708332
i want to lick that bloody face clean.
>>70708328
>not reading something because of an irrational hatred of PDFs
what is wrong with you?
>>70708302
Ramsay said Roose was poisoned by his enemies, but does that make it true?
>>70708253
fuck off newfag
>>70708307
hmm maybe, i dont like reading on screens but i might
>>70708349
ty for link
>>70708200
Dan Weiss is retarded though. He said Stannis wanted to be king because of a divine power or some crap when its simple as to why or like when he said needle is only revenge. I think he only works on the show because he was in the same fraternety as DABID
>>70708344
i have a kindle too, but i only use it for ancient classics that are pretty much already free
>>70708353
>The main appeal is the boobs, vaginas, penises shown and the saucy talk. That can all be changed.
All of those can be acquired by any person on earth with internet access within 15 seconds. Don't be a child.
>>70708350
king kisses the queen?
>>70708353
You make no sense whatsoever
>>70708337
>>70708351
Sophivemind
>>70708380
Anon just download the books in Kindle format and transfer them to your device, it's identical if not better to a physical book nowadays
BAZINGA?
>>70708413
nth this
>reading on paper
pleb
>>70708379
What game/movie is that image supposed to reference?
>>70708190
Rose is so based
>>70708390
This attitude isn't an earning one. Sure, it makes sense to you -- you know a lot -- but you aren't accounting for the lowest common denominator.
>>70708397
I make a lot of cents.
>>70708422
BBBBBAZINGA
why does /got/ normally love villains but doesn't root for Dany?
>>70708413
(i'm not the anon who bought that books and can't read them)
i'm a traditionalist, not saying that PDF is wrong but i prefer to feel the pages in my hand, keep the books in display, smell the pages of a new book, i don't get the same feeling with my kindle
>>70708426
got its a popular tv show
>>70708449
Because she's "normie appealing"
>>70708436
>not picking the queen
pleb
>>70708449
I love her
First for ros and her nice tits
>>70708449
she hasn't turned yet
>>70708449
I would root Dany tbqhwyf
>>70708449
/tv/ is contrarian. "Normies" love her so they hate her. "Normies" hate Stannis so /tv/ loves him. /tv/ also loves Stannis because of the weird daddy issues that also make them love Roose and Tywin.
>>70708457
It can't be that popular, I've never heard of it.
>>70708456
>stuck in the past
When will you fucking evolve anon
Some spoilers from tomorrows ep:
Mountain kills only one sparrow, the rest flee. Lancel lives. (dissapointing, I know)
Arya kills the Waif and adds her face to the hall. Arya and Jaqen part on good terms. Lady Crane appears in this ep aswell.
Thoros appears in this ep, interacts in some way with the Hound.
The Meeren scene isn't dragons, it's siege machines attacking the pyramid.
No Dany or Jon/Sansa this ep.
>>70708478
Second for Ros and her still warm body
>>70708449
/tv/ likes well written characters
Being a villain has nothing to do with it.
>>70708449
>>70708482
>>70708475
my niggas
>>70708493
its a word of mouth thing mostly
>>70708493
>/tv/ also loves Stannis because of the weird daddy issues that also make them love Roose and Tywin.
SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
what did he mean by this?
>>70708471
Sorry i dont like slags
>>70708507
>no dany
Based episode confirmed
>>70708501
i'd rather be stuck in the past reading muh books than using something so pleb
>>70708449
Too many Jonautist
>>70708449
> Dany
> Not a villain
What the fuck. Have we not watched the same show?
>>70708507
Wow amazing predictions. Also does Dany give a speech?
>>70708508
Kek
I wish she did porn
>>70708507
Filler!
>>70708553
Not predictions loser, spoilers get posted on the heart tree forums.
>>70708537
>be a wildling woman
> fuck everything you want
>don't be a slag
yeah sure
>>70708161
Bran obsidian daggers jon so he can be cool. Perhaps his dagger death was foreshadowing.
>>70708567
>I wish she did porn
She does burlesque, which isn't far off
>>70708588
What's wrong with her face
can someone repost the Quarth webm making fun of /got/ please
>>70708161
I hope Drogon is stolen from dany and winds up being bound to another.
>>70708507
Remember when episode 8 had the Blackwater?
>>70708614
absolutely nothing
>>70708599
She got vids on the web anon?
If so, send me links or her stagename!
>mountain captcha
>foreshadow on how rock i'll be getting
>>70708507
>no jon or sansa the week before bastard bowl
Kek no
>>70708638
it was episode 9
>>70708620
Just got back home from the club
Lets talk some GOT
>>70708680
thanks based anon
>>70708621
Why is she always so whiny?
I don't think there was a single scene in GoT where she appeared and wasn't whiny.
Wha wha wha
>>70708651
>She got vids on the web anon?
nah but you can find pics of her performances around
she doesn't use a stagename
here's a little gallery
http://imgur.com/a/p0NPV
>>70708680
>None of those tripfags post here any more
Thank god.
>>70708535
Literally, "suck my dick, bitch"
In the book it describes him lowering the sword to his crotch and making Sansa kiss the tip. It's an allegory for a penis.
>>70708535
Based Joff
>>70708680
>mother of flat asses
But she has a fat, round ass.
>>70708705
Leakbro was based
MOTHER'S MERCY
>>70708700
Good lord anon thank you
Look at those tits
>>70708705
But Anon,they do:^).
>>70708691
See pic
>>70708705
We have our own lot though.
>>70708693
If her life was yours, you would have killed yourself a while ago. She's whiny but she has reasons to be tbqh.
what can we expect tomorrow?
>>70708721
there's also the unspoken "do as I say or I'll kill you" implication.
>>70708738
where do you get those?
>>70708353
The nudity and violence is a meme for dumb normies to gossip about and helped build the shows profile, but it isnt why people watch (except maybe 13 year old kids with porn filters on daddys computer)
dumb normies watch the show for the "OH SHIT WHAT" moments.
regular normies watch the show because its "masterfully written and features a diverse cast which I appreciate"
normie-nerd book readers watch the show to see the awesome shit they read in the awesome books portrayed on screen awesomely
then theres people like most of us who watch the show to talk shit about it on the internet
>>70708760
Disappointment
Have you ever called another guy a snake, /got/?
>>70708535
How can I view this on iPhone?
>>70708379
Whenever I hear something retarded about a certain characters I know it comes from Weiss. I don't feel like Weiss ever got the books. Dabid often sounds more reasonable, but even if he is just a bystander he is guilty for enabling his moronic partner.
>>70708449
Can I love Emilia but still hate Dany?
>>70708161
2nd child from left, nic cage?
>>70708775
VLC App
>>70708800
of course
>>70708800
PERFECT WOMAN
>>70708772
Yes but I didn't use the word "snake" because my language has a different word for snake.
I wanna bone Margaery.
I wanna bone her even harder than pic related.
>>70708818
not him, but that never works for me, I just can't see webm on my phone
>>70708850
You just know
>>70708850
you want to bone shillary?
>FO' THE WOTCH
What did he mean by this?
>>70708888
he meant that he was stabbing jon because jon had stolen his fathers wrist watch earlier that day
>>70708760
>tfw no Azor Jon tomorrow
I'm only watching for the preview.
>>70708848
What is the word?
>>70708888
>FE DA TATCH
>>70708913
I don't want to tell
>>70708924
>comparing this disgusting LITERAL whore to Emilia
>>70708923
Say it faggot
>>70708161
for cage
:3
>>70708940
Bro, ros would fuck your brains out
Emilia looks like a lazy fuck
>is that what you like anon?
>Cant handle a wild one like ros in bed? >Afraid you might disappoint her?
>>70708888
Quads confirm he was one of the best cast choices.
And /got/ rarely acknowledges that.
>>70708736
not back then
>>70708984
>his ideal woman is a porn star
fucking disgusting
>>70708953
I'll snap your neck like a twig
>>70709005
yes back then. literally the first episode.
>>70708751
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>dat totally different Littlefinger accent
>>70709011
Uh I don't get to vote
>>70709024
i'll fight you
A reminder that there's nothing wrong with being a showfag as long as you agree that the books are better
>>70709011
/pol/ leave
we don't give a shit about you
>>70708751
>>70708924
>>70709027
Reminder that this is a SFW board
>>70708693
Why do blue-eyed people always look so diseased when they cry? it's disgusting
>>70709032
>this much denial
>>70709041
no matter what this is always this case, any and every adaptation in history, trying to argue the show is better is god-tier autisim
>>70709055
Only Britbongs
>>70709046
I don't browse /pol/
>>70709003
HEY DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS GUY WHO PLAYED THIS CHARACTER? PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
Alliser's dead, not much to discuss about him anymore.
>>70709011
nah
>>70709055
inbreeding
>>70709041
spotted the bedwetter
>>70709071
Jorah's forehead gains a line every time Dany's full title is said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHUFsh70isY
>>70709071
Her mouth looks like a vagina.
>>70709120
whats this supposed to be
>>70709096
>showplebs still mad after all these years
>Be George Martin
>Between snacks, check fansites
>bookfags nag me for years about Jon
>SHIT.exe, they may catch on about Lyanna
>Gotta put in "muh subverting expectations quota"
>Jon can't be Azor
>Shit who then?
>Give it to cockless fuckwit
>tip fedora.jpeg
>ace in the fucking hole
>back to the buffet line
>masturbates later on the level of edge
yfw Theon is Azor. Then Martin dies.
>>70709071
>>70708332
>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?"
Actually, we know that he conquered more and more lands, uniting the majority of westerner humans under his rule and pushing back the Easterlings and the Haradrim. He was heralded as the best king ever, and started a dynasty that would rule during the Fourth Age.
>>70708161
>Children of the Forest are just described as midgets who wear shirts made of leaves and bark on their legs
>turn them into creepy looking half-tree elves
>>70709149
you forgot *munches salad*
>>70708738
>>70709149
There's no Azor. Azor is a myth of the evil, baby-burning church of R'hllor. Why would GRRM vindicate these cartoonish villains by making them right about the world all along.
>>70709159
But muh tax policy muh realism muh edgy neo-fantasy
>>70709159
even discounting the appendixes, he's always shown as caring intelligent, willing to listen to advice, house of healing etc.
why do i feel like literally nothing will happen in tomorrow's episode
>>70709181
go to bed preston
>>70709150
i prefer emilia
Why Aren't There More Black Characters in Game of Thrones?
>>70709219
t. ips
>>70709224
Can that bitch unfuck her face for just a single second?
>>70709227
Reminder that is GRRM wrote the series today, he would make the Targaryens black
>WE
>>70708888
Based.
What did he actually do to wind up in the Nights Watch anyway?
>>70708738
>M-muh picture of stannis in s5e10 with a shitty filter and some added german subtitles with paint!
fuck off
>>70709251
She's """""acting""""".
>>70708705
>>70709159
Rhaegar is basically GURMs Aragorn, so of course he killed him before the story started, muh edge
>>70709251
no
>>70709027
I remember wondering wtf was happening when his voice was suddenly different in season 2. Like he fucking forgot what character he was playing
Watch any of his scenes from s1 then his scene with Tyrion about Lysa in s2.He was replaced with a faceless manor maybe he's Varys
>grasp her by the neck
>bite in her ear
>tell her to get on her knees
>grab her by the hair
>she gasps with a smirk on her face
>you tell her to open her mouth
>you gently smack her tongue with your dick
>whenever she tries to get her intire mouth on it you pull her head back
>she smiles
>she loves the tease
>you put in her mouth slowly
>you tell her to look at you
>you see those green eyes of hers begin to water as she struggles to fit your whole cock in her mouth
>she loves it
>you will never forget ros and her nice tits
>>70709216
Just think, when the season began you were full of hope that something would happen. And with each week, each episode your hopes would rise and fall.... Now you know what to expect. Tomorrow, as is the case just about every show, will just be filler. We get 1.5-2 episodes worth of things happening per season. Maybe less.
d-did someone say...LEAKS
>>70709253
Would the Red Keep be called Castle Blacked?
>>70709182
Meanwhile GRRM cant even explain how the seasons work in his own fantasy world.
hey guys i just read this crazy theory over at reddit
>>70709253
>Targaryens black
He said he would consider it, but since the Targs had some bad moments in history making them any thing else would come with it's own perils.
>>70709369
Ah of course, can't have controversial depictions of black people, no matter how powerful
>>70709369
>since the Targs had some bad moments in history
>some bad moments
Yara pls
Reminder that varys is a blackfyre
Guys I had the weirdest Game of Thrones dream last night.
I dreamed I was Jon Snow and I'm married to Dany. One day I come home from work to find Dany jacking off some other guy. I got angry and told them to GTFO but she laughed at me. Then she turned into a dragon.
What does it mean?
>>70709219
Preston is from Europe, why would he.
>>70708290
GRRM is a hack, you've been conned.
>>70709449
it means that Stannis is alive
>>70709406
As he said, the idea came 20 years too late. Oh well.
>>70709411
Point taken.
>>70708449
4chan only likes "literally did nothing wrong" villains like stannis or hitler
>>70709449
This was a green dream.
You are Jon and you will be cucked. Sorry bro.
Also it means you're gay. Congratulations. No homo.
>>70709494
>You are Jon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70709449
It means you can't take riding the dragon. Maybe if you were 20 years younger, but even then.
>>70709494
It was a dragon dream.
Anon is a secret Targ.
What is Bronn’s correct noble title?
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Stokeworth
or
Ser Bronn Blackwater, Lord of Stokeworth
>>70709450
reasons
>>70709483
Not sure /got/ really likes Ramsay. Too cartoonish at this point and many people identify with Theon here.
>>70709541
The former.
>>70709449
Her laughing at you is your presence around her/women.
Her blowing another man while in a relationship with you is the respect she/women has/have for you.
>beta male
>>70709541
he is not the lord of stokeworth in tv show.
>>70709566
The LADDAH
>>70709541
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Protector of Bad Poosey
>People think Jon will marry Dany
His father and brother died. He thinks his little sister, who he absolutely loved, is probably dead.
He's seen the love of his life die in his arms.
He has been killed and revived, and he will witness the horrors of a second Long Night.
If he makes it through that, Jon will be a broken man.
He won't care about politics or love. Reminder that he didn't even want to touch Mel's breasts, and doesn't really want take Winterfell back.
He's almost dead inside already. If he doesn't die, his end will be bittersweet. Maybe, at the end of all of this, he'll go beyond the Wall and we'll never hear about him again.
>>70708226
>>70709629
His new theme says it all tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oh_GBxcu6U
>>70709629
And here I am asking more from him....
I'm ashamed anon
>>70709565
They didn't even entertain Ramsay as plausible this season, he had 10 minutes of screen time, most of which establishing that he is evil and will lose
>>70709309
Now i have to go to /gif/
>>70709632
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>70709629
It will be interesting to see if show BWB is lead by Beric who has gone insane due to his resurrections
Its pretty obvious people cant just get resurrected and continue their lives as they were
>>70709666
Don't be sad, Satan
>>70709082
Many people say how awesome Dance, Bean and Dillane were at playing their roles, but no one talks about Alliser.
>>70709724
Some do. Loudly. Not often.
Who will the Hound run into?
Arya or Sansa?
>>70709724
Everyone knows how based alliser was even if he was a jon villian
>famous last words
>>70709724
>but no one talks about Alliser.
he had very little screen time
>>70708426
Metal Gear Solid vidya game
>>70709724
Be the change you want to see anon
>>70709757
Hopefully he kills both for revenge in that order
Danys not going to invade this season, we have to entertain another year of filler
>>7070820
iwant2believe
>>70709541
Neither, he isn't lord stokeworth, he's lord protector of their lands
>>70709757
Obviously Arya, since her storyline keeps namedropping the hound constantly
People dont even remember the hound had a connection to Sansa once
>>70709724
First thing I saw Owen Teale in was Torchwood where he played a cannibal and it's still the creepiest performance I've ever seen.
>Hound is back
>Syrio coming back
>LSH coming back
Aryabowl confirmed
>>70709810
>People dont even remember the hound had a connection to Sansa once
SanSan is second only to Thramsay anon
>>70709284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>70709829
>Sansan isn't the purest form of love and OTP
>>70709852
I meant in terms of popularity
the purest form of love is sangaery
>>70709778
KEKKKK
>>70709829
I'm talking normal people, not tumblr who are just as fucked up as /got/
>>70709845
based Big Man Tyrone
>>70709845
>2016
>posting the /sp/ meme nigger
I hope we get to see more timelord this week. But we probably won't
I got sick of danerys by like midway season 4 lol
I remember binge watching and always complaining to my friend about dany
