watching bitch related with my pic, what can I expect?
start building the cuckshed OP
Cuck singularity
that film just made me angry
>Has IRL woman desparately interested in him
>turns her down for a computer
meanwhile I haven't dated in 6 years and can barely get laid once a year
seriously who the fuck is this movie supposed to relate to?
It's awful. I mean, really awful. I hated it like twenty minutes in.
>I have to wake you up from the inside
what did he mean by that?
It made me very uncomfortable
>>70705385
>>70705406
it hurts so good
>>70705170
Joaquin is like king of cringe in this one
This nigga was stupid
>hay theo why didn't you call me back????
>uhhhh... cause I'm a gook?
what the fuck was he insinuating here???
>>70705385
>>70705406
may I save these?
>>70705170
it has some good elements but it's mainly a boring chick flick about relationshit. surprised at the hate though, I thought it was /tv/ approved
>>70705487
stupid cunt reeeeee
>>70705501
feel free to save them, watch vinyl if you want some noods of her
>>70705516
it is, they hate on it like they hate on drive
>>70705501
sure
>>70705385
This makes me want to get back out there.
>>70705406
>>70705385
What's a good song to go with these?
>>70705250
So did I and I also didn't "get" this movie. Can someone tell me wtf the point of this movie is?
>>70705574
>>70705570
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70705170
... It's a film about a man who's literally cucked by his Personal computer.
He doesn't disconnect "her" from the internet, so she devolves into a cock-hungry hussy
>>70705574
>>70705593
>tfw no roonroon gf
>>70705593
>>70705574
gtfo of here with this plain looking bitch
>>70705593
>>70705574
God damnit
>>70705422
>>70705666
Get thread boys
>>70705666
checked
>>70705170
Chick flick with a thin veneer of "sci-fi"
>>70705574
>>70705593
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70705666
you've cursed my thread fucker, BE GONE I CAST UPON YOU THE LIGHT OF THE HEAVENS DEMON
>>70705971
You have no power here. Join me and I'll let you have your mediocre harlot.
>>70706018
i am no sinner, fool
repent, REPENT THY SINS THAT YOU TEMPT MY COMMITMENT TO
BE GONE DEMON, BE GONE AND LIVE UNDER MY SHADOW'S SHADOW UNTO YOU BURN AT THE LIGHT OF DAY
>tfw no AI gf that wants armpit anal sex
it hurts to breathe
>>70706136
>tfw you are the light bringer
Come now.
expect a awful, pretentious, dull movie.
>>70705170
Is this the most nu-male beta movie ever made? How can anyone unironically enjoy this shit?
> Muh loneliness
This shit fails at depicting real loneliness so hard, it must have been made by a teenage cheerleader normie slut.
>>70705170
No paper clips
>>70705170
A hipster vision of the future. It was awful, both the story and setting.
>>70706358
>A hipster vision of the future.
That's what I was thinking the whole time. I feel like the movie would have been better if he shaved that gay ass Ned Flanders stache off.
why did the ai never change in response to new information? near the end she apparently was a super intelligence that could bend the laws of physics but she still pretended to be this emotional woman?
>>70705224
People who fap to anime? There's like thousands and thousands of guys who swear their waifus are better than real girls and that 2D is better than real. You have people who are paying money to play games with barely average game mechanics just because they have waifu potential. Have you ever been to he internet? Do you know the mental and emotional state of an average person today?
>>70706435
except that the ai sounds like any regular normie woman, she didn't say onii-chan even once.
4chan: the movie
>>70706412
their first relationship distance happening was about him growing apart from her (in a way humans do) and she grew apart in the way a super fast learning AI does
>>70706435
it's satire, newfriend
>>70706513
this was really off putting to me too
>>70706599
>him growing apart from her
when was this? he spent the entire movie growing closer to her. He was pretty unhappy when she left to go to her hope dimension or whatever.
>she grew
but her personality didn't, she was exactly the same personality when she left as when she was first turned on which leads me to believe it's really just an act to communicate with humans. For example, when she pretends to not understand why someone would be upset to learn their partner had like thousands of other partners at the same time.
>>70706599
What is satire?
>>70706689
right after he met with his ex wife he was acting like a nigger to AI waifu
it was the same thing as what she did to him, acted like everything was normal but it wasn't at all
made me cry because it made me realize how lonely I am (not just relationship wise)
>>70706869
lets fuck our shit up fellow wizard
The Lobster is better
>>70705170
I'm voting Hillary in this upcoming general election tbqh
>>70705385
So what the fuck was her problem?, I haven't seen it in a while
>>70707535
Electric Dreams is better still.
>>70707740
She fucked on the first date. Nobody likes a whore.
>>70705170
>fucking computer program has the audacity to cuck its owner
>>70706435
yeah but thats only guys who cant get any girls
>>70705639
roon-roon will NEVER choke you out and then violate your unconscious body
>just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>70707740
jewfro enjoyed being cucked by Rooney too much and could never love anyone else
