What would the Avengers do aganist these guys?
quip them to death
"HULK SMASH PUNY NECK"
Those guys would have Avengers as their breakfast
Suffer a quick death except for Thor, Hulk, Vision and the witch.
Cap could solo them desu
I don't see how that's a party
>>70702383
The Hulk would fuck them up
>>70702742
These guys would kill all three of those except maybe hulk
>>70702786
How?
>>70702383
better question, what would the avengers do about batman
>>70702383
thor and scarlet witch would wreck them. Possibly vision too, but I'm not sure if the infinity gems are considered magical. Ant Man could also kill them since they don't know how to fully control their powers so they wouldn't be able to notice him crawling in their ears and brain punching them
>>70702802
Thor is basically an even match for them considering hes also an alien, angry enough Hulk and Thor could probably kill them
I think Zodd can speed blitz them, and with an extra days worth of time he'd teach the others how to use their abilities.
arrow guy + kryptonite would be more than enough
>>70702877
Thats why they have helmets.
Just for such an occasion.
Hulk solos. He's Marvel's Doomsday.
>>70703092
doesn't help when he goes subatomic
>>70703164
wouldn't their brains just be super tough? Could he even hurt them?
>>70703164
shake head wildly and smack face with pillow like when mosquito wants to get close to your ear
>>70702383
Thor and Hulk would wipe their asses with them.
>>70703164
go into the sun
>>70702383
Quiptonite
>>70703259
good point. not sure what would happen if he grew inside of there though
>>70702638
Thor would hold his own, hammer is efficient at absorbing the energy from their eye beams, he can also counter with lightning. He is very tough and fights with his hands unlike Hawkeye and Witch who just use useless weapons and would die right away.
Captain is totally fucked from first confrontation when they throw his shield into space and melt his face.
Hulk would SMASH
Vision would be hars to call in 1v1
And ironman in the hulk suit could take one if it wasn't for the eye beams cutting him to pieces.
>>70703259
Don't have to damage the brain too much(not that they'd feel it. The brain has no nerves, so you literally can't feel your brain.)
Just poking and prodding the brain can seriously fuck up a Kryptonian's ability to fight.
Good luck trying to defend yourself against the Hulk when you suddenly went blind in one eye while voiding your bowels into your suit.
>>70702383
Die
>>70703462
But that's just it, what if his poking and prodding was ineffective because they are kryptonian? I mean if they can survive in a vaccuum, and the whiplash of their movement during fighting or flight, I don't think Ant Man prodding anything is going to do shit.
>>70702383
get their heads punched off mid quip
>>70703396
Comics Thor would stand a chance, but not MCU Thor. He's much weaker than Supes is shown to be.
>>70703552
>go into brain
>grow
>>70703552
Assuming that stimulating their brain in any way is impossible(which raises all sorts of issues on it's own, but that's neither here nor there), Ant-Man can't still seriously fuck them up if he ever gets inside their heads.
Get to the brain. Take a shrink disc and drop it on the brain. One dead kryptonion coming right up.
Basically, if Ant-Man gets inside their body, they're dead. It's just a matter of how long it takes Ant-Man to reach the brain. Not too unrealistic to think the Avengers can hold one or two off while Hulk holds another down till Ant-Man can climb inside his ear.
>>70703552
But if they're unstoppable because of the sun. Any damage would be healed, and if they're fighting as a team you're not going to get a necksnap situation. It's heavily in Kryptonians favor, and laughable if they're fighting as a squad.
You need Kryptonite or Superman, those are the answers to this problem. Asgaard is the best bet they have, Asgaardian weapons/knowledge/Odin but they still get outclassed by speed from Zodd.
>>70703723
>Get to the brain. Take a shrink disc and drop it on the brain.
Jesus Christ that's horrifying.
>>70703799
>Scarlet Witch uses brain fuckery to disable them
>Hulk smashes puny neck bones.
>>70703803
Honestly, I could probably spend all day coming up with interesting and unique ways to kill someone with the kind of tech Ant-Man has access to.
On an unrelated note, I should probably never be allowed to have access to the kind of tech Ant-Man does.
>>70703396
>Thor would hold his own, hammer is efficient at absorbing the energy from their eye beams, he can also counter with lightning. He is very tough and fights with his hands unlike Hawkeye and Witch who just use useless weapons and would die right away.
Are you forgetting that fact that these guys move at DBZ level speed. Thor couldn't even hit them.
>>70703859
>>70702383
The little shrinking gun Darren Cross has in Ant-Man would be enough to kill Kryptonians.
>>70703902
They're vunerable to magic. Scarlet Witch could easily stall them long enough for the others to finish the job
>>70703859
they would squash Ant-man before it happens, Zod got use to his powers too fast.
>>70703988
Scarlet Witch is not magic, is hydra shit and they could make a hole in her heat with heat vision in a second
>>70703803
>Drop a giant disc on his brain. His brain enlarges and he briefly looks like the Lobe from Freakzoid before his head explodes and only a giant brain is left in it's place
>Put an ant in his bloodstream and put a giant disk on it. EVen if the ant dies, having a giant ant quickly expanding in your veins and blocking blood flow is going to cause problems
>Do the same thing, but in his heart. Instant ant-induced heart attack.
>Shrink Zod's neck until it's functionally non-existent. Then watch his head snap off like someone plucking an apple from a tree.
>Stick a giant disc on his rib cage until it expands enough to blow him up from the inside, like some kind of human bone shrapnel grenade.
>>70703986
As long as it's the prototype one that turns them into jelly. DOn't want mosquito sized Zod who's still basically at full strength.
>>70703993
This is why Ant-Man would go in tuny after the others have their attention. At the very least, Hulk and Scarlet Witch could pin down Zod and his crew long enough for Ant-Man to do his thing.
>>70703993
nigger can literally exist between the molecules of Zod's fist
>>70704027
Well would it work on individual organs or just affect the entire being?
I mean they're still fucked because oxygen would be too big to breathe, but for however long they can hold their breathe they'd be even stronger.
I don't think SW or Hulk are fast enough to even do anything in the fight, let alone stall a Kryptonian.
>Hulk carried to space mid leap
>Scarlet Witch is dead by the time she strikes a pose
It's not like they're going to wait through le quip. You're talking about Kryptonian veterans, a squad of Supermen. And they thought quicksilver was fast, just for a sense of a speed scale.
>>70704032
>nigger can literally exist between the molecules of Zod's fist
He can't control that, he almsot died using that shit.>>70704027
>This is why Ant-Man would go in tuny after the others have their attention
they have helmets
>>70702383
fight them somewhere without a yellow sun
>>70702383
Call Superman
They are military trained plus kryptonian. Avengers would get rekt.
MCU Thor can only fly with his hammer and the Hulk was getting his shit pushed in by the Hulkbuster and Thor.
>>70702809
The hulk can punch a planet in half, these guys can't.
In the comics Superman had to execute them with Kryptonite. I'd say they can take the Avnegers, but maybe if Tony and Banner had preptime they would stand a chance.
>>70704295
If that's how you want to play it then Kryptonians in comics have the most impressive feats.
Superman sneezed and destroyed an empty galaxy. He sneezed.
>>70704155
>they have helmets
Shrink the helmets.
>>70704292
>military trained
lost to a farm boy
>general
lost to a scientist in a fist fight
>>70704391
>an empty galaxy
if it's not full of stars (empty) is it really a galaxy?
Why do evil bitches turn me on?
>>70704423
>lost to a farm boy
Longer exposure to sunlight
>lost to a scientist in a fist fight
Clearly no ordinary scientist as he liked doing shit the old fashioned way.
>>70704423
But that farm boy and scientist could beat the Avengers too.
If they just got off the ship and are overwhelmed and just getting their first taste of sunlight then yeah they could win. If they've been here a week the Avengers are fucked, Zodd could just fly into low orbit and nuke them with his eye lasers.
>>70704431
the actor is really cute
MCU Ant-man had trouble with Falcon. He doesn't stand a chance against Kryptonians.
Except Iron Man himself could solo both of them
Superman himself beat them. Batman beat Superman with a cheaper version of Iron Man's suit.
>>70704606
He doesn't have Kryptonite and Superman didn't want to kill Batman.
I wish I was a kryptonian the other side of the world would literally be a skip across the pond.
Typically the only reason Superman beats them normally is via trickery or kryptonite. Zod has a reason to listen to Superman because they're the last of the Kryptonites etc but he would really just annihilate any threats on the Avenger version of Earth.
>>70704622
>Tony invents Kryptonite missiles
There
Summon the Ants.
>>70704657
But kryptonite doesn't exist until after the world engine is destroyed. So not until the Kryptonians are defeated.
>>70704657
He would need to know both that they have a weakness to it (there is no way for him to know that within reason) and how to create it.
He can't just take a blood sample because the needle can't puncture their skin.
>>70704682
What are ants going to do against Kryptonians silly?
Unless Superman or Lex Luthor also somehow turn up then they're pretty fucked tbqh
If Supes finds Batmans methods disdainful imagine how he'd feel about the Hulk or any of the others, most of them are murderers
I want to see Superman break Cap's shield for funsies.
if superman can survive a nuke what the fuck can tony stark do to zodd?
>>70702383
Prometheus?
>>70704754
Offer him a drink
>>70704780
>WHERE WERE YOU TRAINED, AT A BAR!?
>>70704793
>quip about drinking
>>70702886
>Thor is basically an even match
kek
Thor is slow as a snail compared to those and also cant tank as much
Bullseye stomps all he needs is one paper clip, he never misses.
>>70702763
Only appropriate answer ITT
>>70705453
Better question is who in the MCU could beat Colin Farrell's Bullseye?
>>70704714
>implying antman and 20 good ants couldn't sabotage them somehow
>>70702383
Thor and Hulk can take them on.
Cap will need his shield
Iron Man will be fucked but will work on a kryptonite/negative zone armour
Hawkeye uses Kryptonite arrows.
Also, fuck DC comics
>>70705453
He puts the fear in them
>>70704714
>>70704682
KRYPTONITE ANTS
>>70702383
I feel like everyone is forgetting that a powerless human almost killed Superman in the latest movie.
Bullseye stomps he's literally Hawkeye but with paper clips, hulk would be easily subdued
>>70705790
>cause he's batman
I think you're forgetting a a pussy named zemo almost defeated all the avengers
>>70705793
They might be pretty good but he's magic
>>70704431
>Faora
>Evil
>>70706239
If Snyder wanted to really go his own way with the DC Universe he'd bring Faora back from the Phantom Zone but instead of her going on a rampage she actually goes stealthy to find out what happened to Zod, ultimately discovering that Kal El killed him in single combat.
Refusing to believe it she fights Superman but she's outmatched and Superman himself realizes there's no heart in her fight, she ultimately wants to die herself and right before Superman lands a particularly heavy punch on her, he pulls it back after noticing a tear streaming down her face, the force blowing it away and Superman ultimately embracing her and adopting her into the house of El.
>>70704627
is she looking at supe's crotch?
>>70702383
snap their necks
>>70702383
Make an enjoyable movie I guess
>>70702383
what was the story with the giant guy, why were some kryptonians 10ft tall?
>>70702886
Even the Hulk would get the shit pounded out of him. Zod would effortlessly beat the living shit out of the hulk. Faora would beat then rape Thor. And the nine feet guy would probably rape Scarlet Witch and smoke the vision like a blunt.
>>70706755
>it will never happen
>>70703396
>and Witch who just use useless weapons
Scarlet Witch weapons?
you mean Black Widow
>>70703320
underrated post
![Gerald_Samson[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BG9YoN4.png "Gerald_Samson[1].png")
>>70705741
>>70705453
>>70702763
he could do it all day.
>>70706847
What do you think?
>>70704391
Superman also could killed by Doomsday, who is literally the Hulk.
>>70707249
Warrior caste. Zod and Faora were more engineered to be officers. Nam-Ek(theBig Guy) was pure rank-and-file soldiery.
In other words, thanks to the Kryptonian genetics program, they fielded an army of what were for all intents and purposes Space Marines.
Black Widow would use her superpowers to destroy them all.
>>70708618
>Nam-Ek
You jest?
>>70706755
>>70707920
I know it's a real longshot, but I still secretly hope that Colonel Hardy and Dr. Hamilton survived the C-17's collision with the Black Zero and that they're all in the Phantom Zone somehow.
>>70708663
I *think* that guy's listed as Nam-Ek in the credits. Pretty sure it wasn't Non, although that was my first guess.
>>70702383
These guys were the worst in MGSV.
>>70708724
It's a daft name is all.
Daft Bastard Zod, gives him a meme name.
>>70708773
Back to the pub with you.
>>70702802
Kryptonians are shit against magic. SW&vision would take them
>>70705830
Well, technically Zemo did defeat the Avengers. Just not in a fight.
Faora is literally perfect.
>>70708879
>Vision
>Magic
>MCCU Wanda
>Magic
You what?
>>70709073
IMAGINE being on the bridge of the Black Zero for hours on end with this literal sex goddess right there within reach, trying not to watch as she crosses and recrosses her legs in her sexy black unitard,dispassionately musing on the righteousness of the Kryptonian genetics program and how it had freed you all from the "messy couplings of lesser beasts," the pupils in her icy blue eyes dilating in excitement at the very thought of recovering the codex and beginning Krypton's greatness anew; as all the while you listen as her breath quickens and her chest begins to heave ever so slightly in anticipation of the discoveries that await you on the latest outpost, you lose yourself in a reverie of your own most secret thoughts; the things you could do to her in the rest chambers, forbidden things that would make those lips part with passion, those breasts heave in earnest need.
Then Jax-Ur shows up with the latest status reports on the Phantom Drive. For the thousandth time, you pull yourself back from the brink of heresy. Such was the life of Zod.
>>70709407
IMAGINE being Faora during that transmission and having to be all like "damn, Zod, you fuckin' imposing, all crazy with your tight body and wall eyed goatee face. I would totally kneel to you, both my genetically perfected body and my sharp cold mind." when all she really wants to do is go down to a lesser planet and toy with some indigenous primitives. Like seriously imagine having to be Faora and not only stand there while Zod flaunts his poor oratory skills, the staticy transmission barely concealing his stuttering and bad phrasing, and just stand there, line after line, hour after hour, while he perfects that speech. Not only having to tolerate his the noises coming out of his mouth but his haughty attitude as everyone on the Black Zero tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ZOD IS ONE BAD MOFO!!! because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his sweaty fucking Frankenstein face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
>>70708230
Isn't the point of doomsday that he can't die?
>>70709662
You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Thangarian Snare beasts and virgin sacrifices offered to you by lesser creatures that worship you as a goddess and later US soldiers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Krypton. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as juts it out to writhe it imposingly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "imposing (for that what he calls himself) aura", the respect he worked so hard for with his speech coach in the previous months. And then the com. officer calls for another transmission, and you know you could kill every single person on the bridge before the ship security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Faora. You're not going to lose your future genocide career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>70709683
In the comics sure, but the movies, who the fuck knows
>>70709683
Yes. People seem to have forgotten that. I don't even think we've seen his final form yet.
>>70704079
Kryptonians under a yellow sun don't need to breathe
>>70709407
>>70709662
>>70709684
>>70709785
I still can't understand why Superman would choose an inferior as his mate. I mean, he can't even fuck Lois roughly without tearing her apart.
>>70709838
Well at the time he hadn't yet, but Lois seemed a lot nicer than butchdyke mcpixie cut
>>70703462
>The brain has no nerves, so you literally can't feel your brain.
>Tfw you realize the brain is basically just an organ wobbling around in your skull
Aaaaaaaaあああああああああああああああああああ
>>70709838
I still hold out hope that Faora and based Colonel Hardy are off in the Phantom Zone making Superboy. That man took exactly zero bullshit from anybody.
>>70702595
Kryptonians can KO the hulk.
>all these fags saying the hulk
you fucktards realize the hulk can hold his breath for a while, but he still needs to breathe, right?
Kryptonians don't, as long as yellow sun radiation is still in their body. They could just chuck him into space and he's FUCKED
also we didn't see them at their strongest, hence why Superman beat them. They weren't used to their abilities yet and clearly didn't have control over their powers, yet they still whooped ass.
>>70704793
>My sobriety, THAT is what YOU have taken from ME !
>>70710090
>you fucktards realize the hulk can hold his breath for a while, but he still needs to breathe, right?
in b4 that page of the Hulk growing a new organ to survive indefinitely in space.
>>70710090
actually, yeah, superman does hold his breath when he's in space. he has better lung capacity so he can last long out there, but his body needs oxygen too
>>70702383
ITT: we are /co/ now
>>70710216
>actually, yeah, superman does hold his breath when he's in space.
BvS proved this false, because Superman's emaciated unconscious body floating in space got a touch of sunlight and he reawakened, are you going to tell me he was holding his breath there?
>>70710216
Most incarnations of Superman put that, as long as he intakes yellow sun radiation he doesn't need to breath, sleep, or eat.
>>70710298
Personally, I think solar energy becomes the alternative to oxygen for Kryptonians in an earth environment, like they *do* breathe, but it's not their sole means of carrying on metabolic function.
As a matter of fact, our atmosphere seems to be more responsible for super senses than it is for anything else in the Kryptonian power set.
>>70704431
>evil
>bitch
>Faora
but that's wrong.
>>70710370
>Personally, I think solar energy becomes the alternative to oxygen for Kryptonians in an earth environment, like they *do* breathe, but it's not their sole means of carrying on metabolic function.
Well, you'd be fucking wrong
The comics are very clear on this, they CAN carry out all those functions but they do not need to as long as they're powered by yellow sun radiation
>>70710209
Okay I'm not a marvelfag but I need to see this
![3450677-hulkevolution04v290[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TodXNkS.jpg "3450677-hulkevolution04v290[1].jpg")
>>70710787
Seems like it's more of a "if he needs to he will".
>>70702383
What would the Kraptonites do against this guy?
Die.
>>70708690
Overall I enjoyed Man of Steel but the one thing that annoyed me was that Lois Lane was on the fucking warplane when they were going to drop the pod on Zod's ship. Why the fuck is she there? There's literally no reason for her to be there but they just threw her on the plane because she's already been in some shit with Supes. Dr. Hamilton I could understand but not Lois Lane. She's a goddamn reporter.
>>70704295
Hulk fag checking in, this isn't comics hulk it's mcu hulk & him & thor have been nerfed exponentially for the movies. But they could still win, because remember faora got ko'd by a missile
>>70711086
Kill him quickly
>>70711167
>But they could still win, because remember faora got ko'd by a missile
she got fucking sucked into the phantom zone retard
>>70702383
Iron man could hold his own given the right suit plus he'd figure out the kryptonite thing
Hulk smashes all at once. Angry hulk kills everyone including the Avengers.
Thor holds his own and could take on more than one at a time.
Vision would probably be able to hold some of them back
Scarlet would do well as long as she doesn't get cornered and has support as supes seems to be weak to magic as well
But Goku would wreck them all including supes and bats.
Then he'd go home and wash dishes because he's afraid of his nagging angry wife.
>>70702444
>>70711086
Not much since Vegeta would wipe them all out to prove he's better like the good predictable overcompensating manlet that he is
>Harhar am better than kakarot
>>70711253
>no no you see he turned off his power field
>>70703702
>get crushed because the containment you grow inside is far more sturdy and powerful than your body
>you do nothing but die
>>70711088
I agree. If anything, I'd have had Hamilton insist that she come along, as she's basically just passing along information. A smart guy(like Hamilton invariably is) would know that just because she thinks she's passing along all the information she needs to doesn't mean that she actually is.
That's all it would really take to justify her presence - Hamilton saying something along the lines of, "She's just telling is what she thinks is important. I'm working with technology that no human has ever seen before with no time for a practice run and no instruction manual. She's seen more of it and seen them interacting with it more than any person alive. That makes her the best instruction manual we've got."
>>70711456
You're right. Goku would have to pick up groceries then wash dishes later like a good husband.
>>70705722
>>70705714
the mcu daredevil
>>70707780
>Faora will never rape me and make me her bitch
Jdimsa
>>70706755
This sounds like the gayest shit
Go fuck yourself
>>70711948
>calling things gay as an insult
Back to Xbox Live with you, champ
>>70709934
All dykes just need a good ravaging
>>70712008
Looks I triggered a fudge packer
back to tumblr, faggot
>>70712109
>fudge packer
Do you own a pickup truck and wear flannel?
>>70712008
shut up, queer.
>>70712131
No
I drive a BMW and wear whatever the fuck I want
Did you vote for Bernie?
>>70704391
>i'll just use whatever version of superman i want in a vs match!
I expected as much
>>70706755
>>70708690
>yfw Faora comes back and due to behind the scenes bullshit in the phantom zone is turned good by Colonel Hardy, Akin Android 18 and Krillin relationship.
>>70702383
I wonder if the appearance of krypton changes depending on the aliens
>>70713192
What the fuck are you saying?
Get better ratings and box office sales
>>70702383
Scarlet Witch would vanish them from existance.
>>70702383
Have them in a movie that people liked.
>>70709942
It's being held in place by a spoopyskeleon 2
>>70702383
against the 2012 Avengers, kryptonians win.
against the 2015 Avengers,i don't know
>>70702383
Isn't this basically
3 Supermans vs Humans?
>>70714191
Thor and Vision aren't human.
>>70710033
They didnt really do anything that impressive.
Hell ursa and non couldnt even fly.
Thor can take Zod.
>>70714348
>Thor
He didn't show anything impressive outside of muh Mjolnir and lighting strikes.
>Vision
That might be tough since he's from indestructible material.
Is MCU Stark smart enough to realize in time that he can sensory overload them?
>>70714415
>vision
>is halted for a moment by some arrows from hawkeye
what the fuck that all about, don't tell me, they were stark arrows..
nothing should affect vision.
>>70714415
>indestructible material.
This might be case for humans, remember Kryptonians are super humans, their skin is so strong and thick that it's impossible to cut it without Kryptonite.
>>70702383
You seem to be sad. Like all fanboy losers. Virgin and fat as fuck.
>>70711086
Does Goku have comb over
>>70714641
>180 posts in
>decided to le ebin trolle post
grow up and a get a job fat boy
The Avengers.
Kryptonians are vulnerable to magic and since the MCU is the far more profitable franchise the cosmic force that binds both universes together, Movie Magic, would empower even the likes of Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye to be able to hold their own.
>>70714593
He can also phase through solid matter. The kryptonians can't do jack shit to him if he doesn't want them to, since even Zod couldn't figure out heat vision for a while.
Thor, Hulk and Iron Man kill them while Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye fight army guys or whatever
>>70704431
She's a qt.
The three Kryptonians would fuck the Avengers up. Assuming neither have any knowledge of other team's abilities, the Kryptonians would just speed blitz the Avengers and kill most of them within 10 seconds. That's Hawkeye, Widow, and Steve dead right there. Wanda's probably killed then as well. A third to half of the team gone right there.
Thor, Vision, and Hulk might be able to take them down, but I doubt it. Kryptonians appear to be both faster adn stronger than the Hulk and they've got more abilities. Their only hope would be to take them down before they start to fly and shoot laser beams. Once that's over, it's gg. Not to mention that the longer they're on Earth, the stronger they become.
>>70706755
I ship Colonel Hardy and Faora. Or Faora and Clark. I hope she gets brought back.
>>70714885
But Snyder is savage! Batman raped in prison!!!!!!! None of the Avengers get raped!
>>70716022
>pleb
>newfag
>>70711088
Jor El teaches Lois about stopping zod. He literally says that in the scene on Zod's ship before smallville battle. So I'm pretty sure she is qualified enough to be on that ship. else when the codex was inserted and sparks came out of it, the doctor would've thought it's working... but since Lois was there she could say- "It's supposed to go all the way in".
>>70704027
>>Drop a giant disc on his brain. His brain enlarges and he briefly looks like the Lobe from Freakzoid before his head explodes and only a giant brain is left in it's place
>>Put an ant in his bloodstream and put a giant disk on it. EVen if the ant dies, having a giant ant quickly expanding in your veins and blocking blood flow is going to cause problems
>>Do the same thing, but in his heart. Instant ant-induced heart attack.
>>Shrink Zod's neck until it's functionally non-existent. Then watch his head snap off like someone plucking an apple from a tree.
>>Stick a giant disc on his rib cage until it expands enough to blow him up from the inside, like some kind of human bone shrapnel grenade.
Ant Man should be in the next MK game
>>70704431
You crave submission
>>70711253
>>70704292
Those snap zooms are so awful looking.
>>70702383
I think power level bullshit is dumb but I'm going to have some fun with it. I'm assuming its all the avengers versus the three Kryptonians right off the boat like in OP's pic.
Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Falcon are all dead before they get a chance to blink.
Ironman could take a couple punches, and I love him, but he is just not on that level. Wanda has bullshit OP powers that might make a difference, but she in all likelihood would get her face caved in before she reacted. Ant-man has some bullshit powers too, so maybe he pulls a miracle out of his ass, but also most likely he dies before he can react.
All those Avengers would have needed to make a plan or aim an arrow or figure out the kryptonians weaknesses. The other team just needs to blitz them. It straight up isn't fair.
Now Vision I have no idea. I doubt he could kill them and I doubt they could kill him.
Now all we have left is Hulk and Thor. Hulk as we see him in the movies is either as strong or stronger, but much slower. Since the Kryptonians are fresh they couldn't slap him into space yet, so they would have to slap him around for a while. Hulk might get a grip on one and snap them in half, but he would be flailing to catch them as they pummeled the fuck out of him. As we've seen in Avengers 2, movie hulk can be beat into submission.
So all thats left is Thor. Thor has bullshit powers, is just as strong and durable, and has the bullshit hammer. I'd put him on the level of a single fresh Kryptonian.
So maybe Hulk and Thor and Vision pull a miracle out of their ass. Maybe the Kryptonians simply beat them to death. I'd put betting odds about even, either way it'd be cool to watch.
Now if it's end of the movie Zod? Fuck that he would kill all the humans, throw Hulk into Space, and blitz thor. But end of the movie Zod is a fucking monster.
>>70704431
>swn break your boihole
;_;
>>70718213
Only right answer
Based Bullseye would just stroke his forehead and throw a paperclip. He never misses. He stomps.
>>70702383
An old man can take them
>>70714368
>Thor can take Zod
>got beaten by a robot
lmao
>>70718213
"military training" means jack shit, they're just much weaker versions of adult superman.
Hulk can take one easy regularly and would kill all 3 of them when he's angry (if they murder any of his teammates, anger level = 3 dead kryiggers)
Thor could take at least 1 readily, or at least stop them from fighting someone else.
Vision is immune to anything they can do and can just float behind them and nuke them them with beams.
Wanda's power alone could kill all 3 readily. She has a combination of an ability to change probabilities plus access to chaos magic (which her probability power aids)
In pure power level, she could vanish all 3 of them from the universe with a wave of her hand before they can do anything.
Antman could single handedly kill all 3, but it would take some time. He can shrink small enough to be completely invisible and undetectable to any of them, while having the same total mass as his full grown self.
That means if he were to dive forward, he could simply jump straight through the krypton's skin, climb up into their brain and then grow himself to the size of a hamster, causing immediate brain death that none would even see. Shrink back down, jump out of the body, walk over to next one, repeat until all 3 corpses are there with no idea what happened.
Hawkeye and falcon and black widow would be totally useless unless they find out about kryptonite. Too weak to even buy time.
Ironman and Captain America are too weak to actually kill one, but strong enough to impede one long enough for hulk/thor/antman/scarlet witch/vision to get the kill.
>>70719733
>would kill all 3 of them
How so?
>>70719733
I agree that all of this could happen, especially if this took place in a Marvel movie.
They could do all of this, but if the Kryptonians are out for blood and go all in, they probably will kill half of them before any Avengers have time to react.
I'd still put it at 50/50. The Avengers need to be on their A game and work together and use their powers as cleverly and efficiently as we have ever seen, and do all of this at the drop of a dime.
The Kryptonians just need to brainlessly punch them.
Thats the core difference.
>>70702383
Zod could kill all Avengers himself
>>70704657
Humans can into red kryptonit wich provokes aliens
>>70704431
Because "evil bitches" are usually self-sufficient and doesn't rely on you protecting them.
They are objectively the best mates if you want your offspring to survive.
>>70719904
There is no difference unless every marvel character only got their power 2 seconds ago.
Antman's natural response during anything, go tiny and be safe. Has all the time to watch people die and run over and kill kryptons invisibly.
Thor doesn't need to behave any differently. Being a god good at brute force is just his modus operandi. It'd just be an ordinary bar brawl for him.
Vision requires no planning, phasing out of the physical world is his ordinary thing he can do at any moment. He's also a machine so he does logical actions. It's logical to turn invincible by phasing out when a brand new enemy needs to be studied.
Hulk doesn't need to modify his behavior at all to beat them or at minimum survive, they literally cannot kill him, he's essentially indestructible to ordinary physical violence.
And his offense just increases every second until the fight ends. The only reason ironman knocked hulk unconscious was that bruce banner was holding hulk back due to seeing civilians who hulk had harmed by destroying building, plus banner not really being interested in killing tony stark.
Against someone like zod who killed black widow (bruce's love), hulk would never stop being angry and never stop getting stronger, he would grab zod and rip him into little pieces.
Captain's shield and super-strength are the natural perfectly suited matches to dealing with super-strength enemies. Super-strength is just always toned down to who his enemy is in a movie to not make it boring, same with Thor, same with Superman and all strength heroes.
He certainly wouldn't immediately die, and any time they used against Cap would be extra time for the others to figure how to win.
Ironman's not the strongest, but he's fast and the most intelligent. If they get distracted for even a few seconds by the other dozen avengers characters and let Ironman fly away and pull a batman, he'll be coming back with a full kryptonite armada
>>70719904
add Spider-kid to the ones who'd buy some time leading to krypton's losing, but ultimately die if hulk/thor/antman don't murder them in time.
If the krypton's disregard hulk/thor/spiderman/captainamerica/ironman/vision and rush straight at the teenage girl who is standing in the back, then yes, Wanda wouldn't contribute anything.
But as you said, they are military-trained. Military training would have them judge threats and ignore an unarmed girl in the back and instead try to destroy the strong-looking ones ASAP. This training might be exactly what lets wanda have the time to make up her mind and at minimum have one permanently immobilized inside of a force field.
>>70719530
>got beaten by a robot
You mean like Superman did multiple times?
>>70709772
They clearly do in Man of Steel.
>>70719530
>>70720667
Or are we talking strictly DCU and MCU here? If so, nevermind. I never finished Thor.
>>70702383
>Kryptonians
>>70702826
They would write him a letter.
Thanks for applying to the Avengers! Though your resume looks promising, we've decided to relegate you to Netflix Status! Regards, the Cool Kids.
>>70720670
considering Superman was in fucking space and also unconscious drifting in the sea, no the fuck they do not.
>>70719976
I thought that said "Zod would kill himself by himself" for a second.
thematically, out of Marvel Heroes characters
would beat krypton:
Ant-Man, Cable, Captain Marvel, DrDoom, DrStrange, Emma Frost, Ghost Rider, Hulk, Iceman (full power), Invisible Woman, Jean Grey, Kitty Pride, Loki, Magik, Rogue, Scarlet Witch, Silver Surfer, Vision, Wolverine.
Dunno:
Iron Fist, Captain America, Iron Man (depends on inventions), Magneto, Mr. Fantastic (inventions), Nightcrawler, Nova, Psylocke, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Squirrel Girl, Storm, Thing, Thor, Venom, War Machine (inventions), X-23
Would Lose:
Black Cat, Black Panther, Black Widow, Blade, Colossus, Cyclops, Daredevil, Deadpool, Elektra, Gambit, Green Goblin, Hawkeye, Human Torch, Juggernaut, Luke Cage, Moon Knight, Punisher, Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord, Taskmaster, Winter Soldier
>>70720882
Not needing to breathe for a long time and not needing to breathe are not the same thing.
If they never needed to breathe, why would the atmosphere be such a big deal?
>>70703320
>>70720728
Just how badly would Strange rape them? I think the only way they could take him is to use their super speed and twat him before he can react.
>>70704657
Dumb
>>70703723
Super Kryptonian hearing/sight might give them a defense against ant man. Idk how well Supes can see in movie verse but their hearing might make them more alert to something in extreme proximity to them.
>>70702383
They'd be fine, they have a hulk.
>>70702638
What would they even do against the vision?
>>70702802
How would they even touch Vision?
>>70703320
The one Engineer we see die got rekt by a gay space squid, the Avengers could take them on
>>70704292
>They are military trained
That's like half the avengers there. Also I didn't remember that movie looking so bad.
>>70702383
Use the power of friendship, obviously
>>70704430
When I was a child, there were thought to be 9 planets. Now there are 90 planets.
>>70704627
I wish I was a kryptonian so I could stop dad from hurting mom.
>>70704657
With how smart he's supposed to be, he could probably synthesize that shit in a few hours. Then make an armor out of kryptonite.
>>70704686
That shit is literally made of chunks and pieces of krypton.
>>70706755
I liked when it devolved into superporn.
>>70710926
Make Fury great again.
>>70711088
>Overall I enjoyed Man of Steel
>>70703320
>>70714415
>That might be tough since he's from indestructible material.
It doesn't matter what he's made of, he can make himself intangible at will, phase his hand through their chest and rip their heart out. They are thoroughly fucked if we add the vision.
>>70722603
who the fuck makes character like that
he sounds as OP as Flash
>>70719976
He would get owned by friggin ant man. What a joke.
>>70722674
He could hear ant-man coming.
>>70722664
He's still susceptible to psychic attacks somehow. And hell, the flash could match his frequency and fuck him up. But we're not talking about the flash, just some silly kryptonians.
>>70722699
He could probably hear him entering his ear canal, before getting lobotomized. Owned.
>>70704292
What PS3 game is this?
>>70722748
Your implying antman wouldn't crush him to death.
>itt: /co/ nerds try to shoehorn the overblown comic powers into a thread about movie characters
>>70718213
This guy gets it.
How com Vision isnt the most overpowered fuck for wielding an Infinity Stone.
>>70703270
I don't know that feel
>>70718213
autism
>>70723198
stop samefagging, you don't get shit.
Antman alone kills any number of supes fags from movie power alone.
Weighs 114,000 grams, when he uses his shrinky suit the movie definition is the atoms in his body get closer together without losing any atoms or mass, so he weighs 114,000 grams even when he shrinks to the size of a single invisible bacteria.
F = m x a.
At 114 kg and 9.8 m/s^2 gravity that's a force of 1117 Newtons pressing down.
Now if he shrinks to where the area of his boots is one square nanometer, the pressure is 1.11700e+12 Pascal or 1117 Gigapascal.
The highest pressure we can create on earth with a modern diamond anvil up to 770 GPA for an extremely small area pressed between multiple diamond anvil faces.
In comparison, even 1.6 GPa is such great pressure that during the experiment the DAC turned a water and bacteria solution into ice-IV, a completely different form of water, a room-temperature ice.
Not only would antman standing on Zod's head and shrinking himself to a nanometer make him immediately free-fall downwards and immediately drilling a hole from Zod's brain all the way down to his asshole, rupturing every contacted internal organ and causing internal bleeding, but the pressure might be so great that Antman's feet contacting Zod's internal organs might press so hard that it creates whole new molecules never seen before on the planet earth out of Zod's guts in the process of Antman fucking destroying him.
Never try to fight movie science: Antman's density increase is so potent that if the movie were accurate, he became so dense at 1 point in the movie that he literally would have become a sustainable black-hole with enough mass to feed itself and destroy our entire solar system, if not much of the milky way galaxy itself.
Oh but Zod can fling 1 car aside... supes faggots.
>>70724093
No samefag. None of the Avengers can move fast enough to counter without taking heavy losses.
