Remake when?
>>70693209
It's already been made.
>>70693241
>sjw version
>>70693209
Any time.
>>70693209
2018
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3829266/
>>70693241
It's not even anything close to a remake.
>>70693241
>token black
>gook
>woman
>slav
>white guy in the middle
jesus christ
>>70693209
DYLAN
never a remake, they can't do it justice
pic related, pussies these days fear guns
>>70693979
>Set in the jungle
>Minigun scene
>The same showdown between the MC and the Predator (mud to mask his body heat)
>The Yakuza's "Last Stand" using a bladed weapon
>All characters have big guns for no fucking reason
There are more similarities than differences between the two films than I care to list.
>>70694160
>>70693979
Oh, and using "Long Tall Sally" as the end credit song is the most retarded decision ever. It was literally a fan-made movie.
>>70693889
>>70693241
Russian guy>kike>gook>inmate>machete>nigger>venom>womyn
>>70694417
you forgot either morpheus or othernigger
I can't wait till we get an all-female remake with a cast of snarking, mugging D-list female "comedians" replacing every character, and getting called "sexist" for not wanting it.
Its already planned arnold is played by idris elba
I met Carl Weathers, my brother and I smoked weed with him and his friend.
>>70695074
Did he teach you how to make a good stew?
>>70695096
No, but we talked about Mortal Kombat and we did the cool handshake from predator.
>>70693209
Why?
So that scorpion, knife, and background can all be done in CGI and the cast replaced by modern hack actors who have zero charisma?
so the Predator can be fucking CGI?
So we can get awful digital blood effects?
So they won't do real explosions and fire?
fuck remakes and fuck computers for ruining all movies.
>>70695222
Don't forget they'll have to include a strong womyn or maybe even go as far as >>70694906
>>70694906
all-female expendables when?
>>70695248
Can you name 5 female action stars on the level of stallone, arnold, jcvd, lundgren, willis at the height of their careers?
>>70693241
>That ending credits scrollWELL I TOLD AUNT MARY 'BOUT UNCLE JOHN
>>70694236
Fack you.
I wish they did something like Predator 2 again. They could've gone the easy route with that movie and go full Ghostbusters 2, exact same movie. But they didn't, they made a very different movie and honestly I think it stands out a lot more as a result.
I guess what I'm saying is, Predator 2 deserves more love than it gets.
>>70693209
loved carl weathers in happy gilmore
>>70695296
nah
can you name five more period, tho?
>>70693209
>remaking perfection
>>70695442
jackie chan, jet-li, chow yun-fat, bronson, eastwood
>>70695481
not even close to stallone, arnold etc. levels
>>70695222
They already replaced the characters with CG for the blu-ray edition
>>70695569
>jet, jackie and chow were in nearly every hk action movie of the 80s and early 90s
>what is death wish
>what is dirty harry
>>70695666
I know, they are big
they are not arnold big
>>70695784
Then let's drop Arnie(maybe even Stallone), can you think of 5 female action stars that could match the others?
>>70695784
for you
>>70695614
For what purpose?
>>70695881
It's just a filter, the original had too much film grain or something but they went overboard.
>>70695222
You forgot to add:
-dubstep soundtrack
-shaky cam
-quick cuts
-3D
-Chinese characters and scenes for the Asian market
-product placement
-same number of women and men represented
-gay and trans characters represented
It's going to be awesome!
>>70693209
Hopefully never.
>>70695473
This
>>70693209
If it was made now Dutch would be black, half of the team would be strong operator women that don't need no man and the rest would be Muslims and transgender.
The predators would all be white with big blue eyes.
Ill keep what we have thanks.
>>70695784
do you mean big as in physical size
>>70694132you son of a bitch
