In the new, explosive Crank 3 Chev Chelios must _____ to stay alive.
HOT NIPPLES
>>70686409
Mow his lawn
Post dubs
Sing army cadences
>>70686409
whack it
>>70686409
Pander to the SJW's.
>>70686409
Crash planes
>>70686409
shitpost
swear
Chelios must eat to stay alive
Crank 3 : Extra Large
>>70686409
Poop through his new robo intestines. Eating/sex scene at Chinese buffet with them cheering on
Chelios must _____ to stay alive
>huff Jenkem
>Banepost
>spin (It's a good trick)
>pay alimony
>redpill us on Female Ghostbusters
>read Mein Kampf while huffing helium
>grow an ebin beard
>make tasty waffles
be a bull and cuckold people.
would be a bit easy though. its set in america after all.
Maintain an erection.
>>70686760
I like it.
>>70686409
Dance
>>70686409
Die
>>70686409
star in Samsung phone ads
>>70686409
be unironically excited for the new Ghostbusters movie
>>70687234
i would watch that
>>70687478
>every picture of this character has her bug-eyed with her gigantic mouth open screaming
c-can't wake up
Felch hot college coeds
>>70686409
Eat brains.
>>70686409
pay alimony
>>70686409
>In the new, explosive Crank 4 Chev Chelios must GAS THE KIKES to stay alive
cr4nk: RACE WAR NOW
Clench his asshole TIGHT so the grenade in there doesn't explode
>>70686612
This.
But...
the SJW:s are behind it and they get their comeuppance at the end of the movie.
Keep his heartbeat under 90/sec
>>70686409
Post racebait threads
>>70686409
win an Oscar
Get cucked
SING
it's a musical
>>70687504
What is she ever shooting at?
>>70686409
>Crank 3
>Chev's testicles have been replaced with poison-secreting machinery
>He must constantly ejaculate to stay alive
>Beginning of movie he's simply jerking it raw
>End of movie he's experiencing every fetish imaginable and still barely managing to cum as he fucks the antagonist to death
>>70688588
this
we've been over this before
Check these
I don't know but they should called it Cr3nk
>>70689271
yes, crenk, genius
check these dubs
GO 3D
>>70686409
speak without an accent
>>70688594
In that picture? It looks like a negligent discharge from having her finger on the trigger while charging her laser
>>70686409
In the new, explosive Crank 3 Chev Chelios must TWEET ABOUT FEMALE OPPRESSION to stay alive.
convince the studioheads to make crank 3d
>>70686409
Pay debnts
black up
>>70686409
bring peace to the Middle East
Doesn't he have burns all over his body at the end of Crank 2?
So in Crank 3 he has to skin his victims and wear their skin to stay alive
>>70686409
post BLACKED threads on /tv/ then ban evade
if he stays banned for more than 30 seconds and stops shitposting for 1 minute
he dies
btw working title is Cranked 3: Australian Jubilee
Kill Chev Chelios
Crank 3: Crank vs Crank
>In the new, explosive Crank 3 Chev Chelios must stay alive to stay alive
>>70686760
Kek
>>70686409
Is it even possible to watch these films without being drunk or drugged?
>>70689952
Hmm so that's why I couldn't finish them
Time to start taking shots and getting comfy
Crank's butthole will seal up (killing him) unless he constantly shits and sticks dick in it
Kill himself
>>70686409
Repost ahead:
So the 2nd movie ended with him on fire right? Well imagine if due to all the drugs and shit in his system his body begins to overheat to the point that he will spontaneous combust so he has to keep cool, and it's like a ridiculous level of heat he's giving off, in like he'll dive to the bottom of a pool and it'll flash boil and evaporate within minutes, and he's using all kinds of refrigerated vehicles like ice cream trucks and ice lorries to stay alive, maybe even have a sequence as a nod to T2 where he sets off a Liquid nitrogen tank and his whoel body freezes, but he shrugs it off like a breeze.
Cue the final sequence of the movie where the main villain is in a special bondage-esque Nomex suit slapping his shit and just as it looks like Chelios is done for, a fucking monsoon (hinted at during the opening) finally hits the area cooling down Chelios and giving him a second to beat the guy down.
Get bitten by a shark.
>>70690082
Cool. That't it.
>>70686409
drink urine
>>70690082
holy fuck dude that's astounding
i never did watch the second one from start to finish
rim large animals
solve captcha
steal the Declaration of Independence
>>70686409
get fucked by greasy chinamen
>>70686409
Stay on Fire.
He has to keep dousing himself in gasoline, alcohol, oven cleaner, whatever.
>>70686949
>Jenkem
Literally notto disu shitto agen.
>>70686409
Act....
