Silver Prince edition
>>70680563
Azor Jon
Other thread didn't linkback, therefore this is the true thread
First for naoweetens
>>70682494
So, what's the best teories out there that aren't obvious as fuck like L+R=J
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70682551
L+R=D
B+A=J
>>70682550
naoweet baggings
Maisie
>>70682536
L O V E
>>70682551
Aerys + Joanna = Tyrion
Nth for Arya.
>>70682551
Gravedigger = Sandor, basically confirmed
Night Lamp (aka Stannis' Snowbowl plan)
Frey Pies (Wyman Manderly had some Freys killed and baked into pies, which he served at a Bolton feast)
Aegon = Blackfyre
HEY GUYS
NOTICED THAT
LY_A_NNA
+
RH_A_EGAR
=
_A_ZOR _A_HAI JON?
FUCKING POETRY.
>>70682551
>R+L=J
>obvious
sure mate, I bet you have an iq of over 175 too
>>70682612
B+A? Also we've been over this, Dany is too young. Jon and Meera are Lyanna's twins
>>70682634
That's obvious.
Aerys + Joanna = Jaime and Cersei are way better.
>>70682551
>>70682634
Even better:Aerys+Tywin+Joanna=Tyrion
i.e. Tyrion is a chimera.
>>70682668
IT FITS
>>70682626
>>70682676
>Cersei burns down King's Landing
>and then she walks out of the ashes
AND WHO
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Tommen wont commit suciide as a lot of you are thinking based on leaks
Cersei will set the sept on fire and Tommen tryng to escape, will jump through a window but will fall to his death, making Cersei the one responsible for his death
When Jaime hear these news, his redemption arc will begin
>>70682612
stop this.
There wouldnt be a single reason why the KG would be at the TOJ if it was just Dany
what lord of the rings fan film is this
nth for maceposting is reddit
>>70682674
Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne
>>70682674
>>70682706
KG listen to the king, specially if they're his BFFS. If he wants them to protect his daughter they will.
>>70682701
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT FUCKING FUCK SHIT CUNT HAHAHAHAHA I'M
LITERALLY
PISSING MYSELF
L M A O
M
A
O
THIS IS COMEDY GOLD MY FRIEND, I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AHAHAHA LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND PISSED MYSELF FROM LMAOING SO HARD AT YOUR
E B I N
B
I
N
POST FRIEND
XD
LMFAO HAHAHA PISSING IN MY FUCKING MOUTH RAPE MY ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70682796
You're ironic shitposting is 1000x worse than his one off spamming
>>70682796
kek
>>70682796
wew
>>70682784
then they should have been in kingslanding then? protecting the prince's daughter and heir?
And no, Dayne, sure is Rhaegar's bff, but the White Bull was ltierally the Ned Stark of the Kings Guard, he is honor personified, he wouldn't abandon the rightful heir (Viserys) as per king's order, unless the true Heir is wtihin that tower
>>70682796
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
It boggles my mind how much depth there is in this universe. The countless histories, families, lands, battles, etc. This fat fucker really is committed I envy his work ethic.
>>70682796
This. The dusty mesa poster is autistic as hell
>>70682676
>Jaime killed his own father
pottery
also my favorite theory, it would explain quite a lot of things
>>70682784
Then they should have been in Dragonstone, protecting the King.
![vikings_s4_c-0-870-0-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aw3dmKr.jpg "vikings_s4_c-0-870-0-0[1].jpg")
>>70682701
THE LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70682867
hey reddit
>>70682839
no, because Rhaegar knew those kids were not AA. Remember that wa his whoel reason for taking Lyanna, he wanted to bring TPWP into this world.
White bull is also a hightower who are well versed in the occult. Sure babby aegon is rightful heir to Westeros but Dany/Jon are rightful heirs to the whole planet.
>>70682701
>>70682796
what does dusty mesa mean and why is this cuck so triggered by it?
>>70682918
Jon is, not Dany.
if you're going to take Rhaegar's bff into this discussion then Barristan would have told Dany, except Barristan explicitly reminded everyone that Rhaegar is his brother.
>>70682494
>Silver Prince edition
Embrace the mace
we're gonna rek this place
all up in ya face
on the high sparrow's case
madnuss all i taste
the iron throne's disgraced
but when the mace come thru
/highgarden/ gets embraced
>>70682976
I don't think Barry knew. And hey, if he did then maybe he will tell Dany?
>>70683006
hey there fellow macebro
>>70682967
It's an
E B I N
B
I
N
Maymay originating from the Hearthstone general on /vg/
It depicts a faggot like yourself getting MEMED on and then raped by his own father LMFAO XD
>>70683015
Barry is literally #2 bestfriend.
He'll know.
How anxious you are to see Oldtown becomes full Berserk/Dark Souls demon city?
>>70682541
>>70682640
>>70682912
>>70682995
>>70683033
>>70683036
(You) can stop now
>>70683015
if barry knew, he would have looked for jon, not dany.
>>70682612
Maybe slightly retarded but who are all the letters?
Lyanna + Raegar = ?
B+A=J leaves me completely clueless, I'm guessing J is Jon?
>>70683033
Yeah we get it anon, she looks like the Hunchback
This is a bit of a one-joke thing
>>70683047
Then lets hope the books don't follow the show
>>70683054
>>70683006
>>70683022
let there be Mace
>post yfw Mace 'the ace' Tyrell 1v1s the mountain
Do people on r/got even watch this show?
Is Stannis shown in a better light in the books?
>>70683081
Lyanna Stark+Rheagar Targaryen =Daenerys
Brandon Stark +Ashara Dayne=Jon Snow
Theres also
Benjen Stark + Lyanna Stark = Jon Snow
It should be noted that seduction and murder is a favoured trick by Osha.
Twice now, we've seen her use seduction as a distraction to attempt to kill a man so she can escape.
The first time, it was an Ironborn guard. Osha lured him in to kiss, then killed him and made her getaway with the Stark boys.
The second time, she planned to seduce Ramsay and kill him, unfortunately Ramsay was prepared and had her killed.
The exception seems to be Theon- Osha seduces him, but never makes any plans to kill him. She just gets him asleep. She wanted to fuck him.
I think we can see from this that women just have an urge to ride Theon's cock, even when they're planning to escape
Damn you Ramsay for taking Theon's sexual prowess away from the world. Women will never forgive you for this.
>>70682612
Timeline doesn't work.
And Ned would've ended up bringing home the biggest near newborn the North has ever seen considering Jon is 8 to 9 months older than Dany and Lyanna died in 283
>>70683054
>muh eldritch apocalypse
It's amazing seeing that guy suck his own dick as if it wasn't the most predictable shit ever
Lets talk about the least talked-about part of TOJ
How did Ned knew Lyanan was in TOJ? Who was the snitch?
And how come Varys and Littlefigner, two well known and well versed agents of covert affairs never knew about it?
Surely had Varys known he would have supported Jon
>>70683108
So if he's not going to kill Pycelle and uncle Kevan, what will he do? He's leaving Meereen right?
The characters of Varys and Kevan went to such waste in the show :__;
>>70683067
>>70683108
>the gods are good
>>70683190
>>70683108
Mace would eat clegane fucking shits for breakfast
What would happen in a 'all the characters are animated babies' episode of GoT?
brunette sandra
>we've had this technology ten years ago and we should have far better by now
>Sean Bean wanted to return as Ned in a flashback to reveal Jon's parentage
>looks the same as he did young except a bit more wrinkled
Would you have preferred it to Ned "Nowitenz" Patrick Harris? I'm personally a bit glad he didn't return, as I wouldn't want to tarnish his image of Ned with S6 and dual-wielding Arthur and time-traveling Bran etc.
Dany couldn't have been Rhaegar's daughters because of the fact that it would mean that Lyanna conceived Dany while Rhaegar was in trident.
For Jon to be the baby, Lyanna must have been already pregnant while Rhaegar was fighting at the Trident for her to give birth to Jon at TOJ
For Dany to be the baby, Lyanna would have been pregnant 2-3 months BEFORE the trident, except that Dany was born 9 months after it
Stannis lives.
He returns in episode 9 to save Jon's failing assault on Winterfell.
He has a Iron Bank provided sellsword army and some northern forces.
Also dubs.
Can someone please post that bald arya pic?
>>70683228
>>70683159
I remember reading someone's theory that Varys knew and told Ned
>>70683249
>Also dubs.
Well, it was worth a shot
>>70683190
>stannis
>not well written
>>70683249
MEDIOCRE
And everyone knows Bobby's still alive after faking his death to become a sellsword.
He'll be back for the War against the Walkers after getting strong and buff again
>>70683252
I'm sure the quasimodo spammer will post it
>>70682505
Fucking HOW
>>70682551
CIA's debt
Why did Saul the Mourning think Nowit Henz was called Nowit Biggins?
>>70683249
That is the shittiest theory I have ever seen. If Stannis is alive (he is) there has to be a good reason why Brienne is lying about it.
>>70683040
>>70682796
ugh I think /got/ is too autistic and summer to lurk in anymore.
>>70683159
Ashara Dayne.
Which is why Ned brought the sword back to them
wow this thread is really sad
Requesting that image of "man beats his girlfriend so hard she looks like Arya Stark".
>>70683256
He's a good fit but the picture you posted doesn't show it.
>>70683339
What exactly is this theory? I have seen it a couple of times in the iceberg picture, never took the time to actually read into it
>>70683285
Nobody would let the king have a real fight so he had to fake his own death and take up arms with a foreign sellsword company.
He spends his days brutalizing the men he is contracted to kill. At night he brutalizes the women of the peoples he vanquished in previous campaigns.
However, from the moans of the women, it could be argued whether or not they felt that way...
![balerion_the_black_dread_by_lindseyburcar-d7kacvo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Jw0zegp.jpg "balerion_the_black_dread_by_lindseyburcar-d7kacvo[1].png")
nth for Balerion the Black Dread, the greatest dragon there ever was or will be.
>>70683392
how about now?
>>70683387
maisie a cute. CUTE!
>>70683341
Should be the other way around man.
He first says Nowit Henz, and then gets corrected to say Nowit Biggins.
So Saul the Mourning thought Nowit Biggins was called Nowit Henz
Here's a theory: Stannis is dead.
He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If Brienne hadn't slashed him in the throat he wouldn't be pushing up the daisies!
His metabolic processes are now history! He's out the Game!
He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!
>>70683420
>everyone wears the same clothes they do in court
>just a spear in hand
WOW ITS LIKE THEY ARE REALLY HUNTING
>>70683432
Drogon is Balarion
>>70683432
it'd be cool to have a larger scale in the show. but they had to pic related
>>70683467
not even fucking close
>>70683467
DROGON THE DANK DREAD
>>70683390
NM I found it.
>>70683457
No... Nowit Henz.
>>70683489
Reincarnated
>>70683461
>know how i know you're reddit?
>>70683432
>claw about three horsemen long
now that's a pretty big guy for everyone
>>70683457
"Your friend, Theyuse Urpur, would lie beneath the ground if we had been"
What did Geralt BigPillar mean by this?
>>70683489
Why didn't they just hire some no-name extras? Surely that's cheaper than CGI?
>>70683520
Because I like things that other people like?
>>70683512
not enough time in the show, barring a time gap after this season
>>70683457
Wrong way round silly.
![800px-Sept_of_Remembrance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cEjOT0S.jpg "800px-Sept_of_Remembrance[1].jpg")
>>70683467
In spirit maybe yes, but Balerion could supposedly swallow a mammoth whole.
What if Bran wargs into the dragons? Burn them all is a command that he gives to them. Somehow, plot magic perhaps (like the disappearing dogs and transporting sand snakes), Bran giving commands to the dragons causes Aerys to go insane.
>>70683183
Olenna will crack no-cock jokes about him, obv.
>>70683159
Here's your snitch
>>70683510
>>70683580
shit my bad, nvm me
>>70683609
sigh
>mammoths
BRAAVOS GRRM
>>70683545
i dunno, but i just realized i have to update this because the copied the group again at the left edge of the shot
>>70683614
>ugly jewess
>>70683614
just when you thought we reached an alltime low this sorry son of a whore piles on
>thread ruined
Is he Azor Ahai?
>>70682700
ARE YOU?
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70683190
Varys needs to be moved. How DARE you.
>>70683655
>>70683664
Wait is dany rhaegers sister or daughter?
Horn Hill looks very late middle ages here. Not practical at all.
>Dayne disarms Ned
>Dayne throws his other sword at Ned's feet
>"I'm not striking an unarmed man, pick it up, Lord Stark, You'll die as you lived"
>Ned picks it up
>Reed stabs Dayne in the back
What did he mean by this?
>>70683726
sista
>>70683279
>literally Melly's bitch boy
>>70683489
they guy with the green line is also seen in the group at the back, somewhere in the middle of there.
>>70683545
No, not really.
You'd have to make clothes for all of them and I think each extra gets paid like 100 pounds, better to just copy paste
>>70683688
THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>70683678
now it-entz
>>70683744
Then who were ellarias kids?
>>70683702
jesus christ even as a chink she looks fucking hagard
>>70683773
Badpoosey, nymeria, discount michelle rodriguez
>>70683190
>The fucking Waif as well-written 4 chan tier
That alone discredits your little New York Post grid attempt..
Can someone photoshop the headline and replace '12' with 'Game of Thrones'?
>>70683782
Sorry not ellaria, I mean Elia martell. Was one of them young Griff?
>>70683782
Only Badpoosey
>>70683707
Cute
>>70683737
shitty script possibly...
>>70683815
""""""""""SUPPOSEDLY """"""""" and the other bitch.
>>70683810
whoops
>>70683766
THAT I SHOULD
![VDgEwOF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ur2QaAU.jpg "VDgEwOF[1].jpg")
>>70683635
Now that I'm looking around, some say mammoth, some say an auroch. Still really fucking huge
Things that the show did better than the boosk.
1. Arya in Harrenhal
2. Boltons
>>70683617
Y. J. K.
How many episodes til we see Melisandra naked again?
I love them titties.
>>70683737
Means you made that up. SoTM was obviously going for the kill.
>>70683840
we see you samefag
>>70683736
agreed. looks like an incredibly easy siege.
>>70683899
Episode 10 after Jon becomes king and is filled to the brim with king seed
>>70683919
Incorrect
>>70683893
a motherfucker that huge would have to eat like two hundred goats each day
>>70683736
Winterfell is looking rubbish as fuck after riverrun and hornhill
>>70683894
>Boltons
Is that a joke?
S2's Arya plot is genuinely better (minus teleporting Littlefinger). I'd argue that the diversification of viewpoints in S1 was well done. Bobby B got a lot more character. They went overboard with Jaime tho and sort of ruined his character arc.
>>70683410
I think it is referring to Tyrion of all people not understanding what LF did during his tenure as Master of Coin, implying CIA stole a ton of money over the years which he is using now to pay off people to switch loyalties.
>>70683953
you really are the most pathetic poster on /got/ and that speaks volumes
re-evaluate what you are doing with your life, its not too late
Bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Memes and the Mature Men, Lord of the Shitposting and protector of /got/!
>>70683966
They are virtually edgelords in the books.
>>70682993
desire to preform analigus intensifies
Reminder that Rhaegar was the prince that was promised. He removed the Targaryans from power and brought Jon into the world who will defeat the white walkers.
this general needs thicclesi
Is there a house more disgusting, more universally hated, more short sighted and dumb as the freys?
>>70682551
Sansa will murder a giant, aka she will kill CIA whose ancestors are from Bravos.
>>70683956
>the maesters had always kept the books in westeros
>they knew how much livestock a kingdom produced, and how much it consumed
>they saw the dragons and what they consumed
>the numbers would not balance
>>70684008
>>70684036
Greyjoys
>>70684008
>>70683961
It always looked like shit. You'd think the Bolton's would at least try and improve it when rebuilding.
>>70682551
aurane waters=monford velaryon
>tfw wrote fantasy trilogy based on asoiaf fandom theories
>tfw i will publish that shit in 50 years and earn shit ton of money
>>70684013
DELETE THIS
Hating Maisie is literally r€ddit
MADNUSSSSSSS
>>70682668
Both names have two As
They were both bound to have a child whose name has two As: Azor AhaiFUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70684097
it did always look like shit, but now, it's a shameful place
>>70683864
I got you fām
Coming right up
>>70683190
Are the sandsnakes out of Reddit&trainwreck spectrum boundaries
>>70683432
1st for field of fire and Gardener fucking shits getting rekt.
>>70684036
House Codd from the Iron Islands. They are so shitty even the Ironborn hate them. House motto is "Though all men despise us", and they are one of the bigger supporters of Euron in the books
>>70684100
Is he just gonna be a pirate with the fleet or is he gonna join Stannis?
Who is your "guy" now that Stannis is dead?
Can't say I like any character outside of Ned and Oberon and have been sticking with the show just to see how it unfolds
>>70684233
what about ned's nephew?
>>70684015
Thank you Rhaegar
>>70684036
House Peake.
They only exist to get BTFO in the books.
Also, House Florent doesn't have a single decent membro. The Freys have Olyvar, Perwyn and Roslin, the Greyjoys have Theon and Asha, but every Florent is a shit.
>>70683432
S M U G
M
U
G
>>70684233
Stannis has never been "my" guy, and I think neurotypicals here can agree as well
>>70682551
Bran is god.
>>70683249
Preston pls leave
>>70684080
Edmure did nothing to deserve this
>>70684300
>checked
>>70684252
Jon has too much plot armor for me to like him
"They hate you because you act like you're better than you are. They look at you and see a castle-bred bastard who thinks he's a lordling."
>>70684283
I'd be smug too if I could burn 4000+ men every battle. Nigga had a god-like K/D
>>70683006
I hate how disgustingly cheap that armor looks. It's easily the shittiest armor any of the main characters have worn. The pain barely covers the fact that it's foam.
>>70684300
at least "do" this, right?
>>70684233
Randyll Tarly was pretty based. Hope we see more of him. Also nice dubs.
>>70684300
Roslin is pretty dope
>>70684362
indeed
>>70684300
At least Jaime is making sure he's bathed and fed now.
>>70684233
Varys
>>70684362
>>70684376
but he didn't
>>70684351
shes really pretty, didnt think too much of her in the show. But the actress is a beauty alright.
>>70684376
Does she even like him? Was she in on it?
>>70684349
Don't know if it was intentional or not
They try to make the great mace look a fool
But they have also been cheap as fuck elsewhere
>>70684300
Edmure is objectively the most decent person in Westeros, and no one in-universe recognizes this.
>"My people. They are afraid."
>>70684398
robb made a huge mistake
>>70684401
Yes she was, thats why she was crying the whole time.
She obviously knew what was going to happen.
Is the waif faster than Usain Bolt?
>>70684401
Doubt it
Doesn't matter though. Freys would have her make a legitimate heir with rad to they can have a claim on river run
>>70683159
Who's to say Vary's doesn't know? He's the master of spies, He knows a lot of shit. I also feel Vary's isn't the type to overly protect someone so he will know that Jon being in the Stark family would be the safest place for him.
Explain in detail why Tyrion isn't the best character in the series.
You are not allowed to refer to reddit or >muh argumentation.
I await with bated breath.
>>70684490
Boring in the show, rapist in the books
>>70684381
I would say this was a clear sign that Jaime has changed now. Not in regards to Cersei, but his outlook on other things has definitely changed.
Being someone who has been tortured himself, he could sympathise with Edmure. The way he chose to deal with Blackfish was also more mature. His thirst for cersei makes him a bit loopy at times, but he has definitely changed.
>>70684351
>>70684362
>>70684376
Is she even appearing in the show anymore? I'll be pissed if she doesn't.
>>70684490
Muh whores
There you go
>>70684517
>Boring
Buzzword
>rapist
Doesn't make someone a bad character, it makes them a bad person, there's a difference.
>>70684490
tywin was better.
>>70684490
>detail
CIA is in the same show.
>>70684351
god with dark hair i think she is
the one
the waifu
>>70684440
No.
>>70684490
Why even bother, they dislike him because he's popular. That is literally the only reason.
>>70684533
she can appear at the massacre of freys, getting raped.
>>70684539
>>Boring
>Buzzword
are you serious
buzzword is a buzzword
>>70684533
Jamie is gonna threaten to catapult her into a wall next episode.
>>70684569
the nose knows
>>70684490
he killed the actual best character
>>70684596
By Lord Rayheart?
>>70684602
She's a frey. That wouldn't achieve much
>>70684569
chaplin's grandchild. shame
Press F to pay respects.
will hotpie be the first familiar face that arya meets in westeros?
>sweet girl
>>70684637
who's that? i thought tormund would be nice.
>>70684669
I AM LORD BOLTON
>>70684600
Buzzword isn't a buzzword, it means a word that has no meaning, but it means a word that has no meaning, therefore it has a meaning and isn't a buzzword. Boring means absolutely nothing without an explanation, so it is a buzzword.
>>70683489
Well what do you expect? They have to keep spending all their budget on great actors like Ian McShane and Max Von Sydnow to stand around for 30 minutes.
>>70684669
>i need a body of water
I'm almost sure that the last episode (of entire series) will be called A song of ice and fire
>>70684719
>being this far up your own ass
