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>>70678502
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon
bred sansa when?
>>70680563
Based Jon's grandfather thread, thank you OP.
RIPE FULL QUEEN
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70680611
Wipe this meme off the face of the earth
>>70680563
For the king he sure has a shitty cheap crown
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70680611
this
RIGHTFUL CREAM
Maisie
Ned Stark isn't dead, a Faceless Man swapped places with him before the beheading.
Sean Bean return hype!?
>>70680648
It's May sun you autist
>>70680660
>benjen "alive"
>LSH confirmed
>Ned is alive
STARKBOWL WHEN?
GET
HYPE
>>70680648
Can someone explain this meme to me? I see this guy in every thread...
Why do you guys post the same shit over and over ?
>>70680691
>catched
>>70680686
it's from true detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4zluA60hjs
>>70680621
>>70680654
a queen needs a king
>>70680655
im trying really hard to get my dick hard with maisie pics but it aint working
>>70680670
here's your (You)
>>70680686
>>70680684
Now we just need Rob and his whore mother to pull some serious jewish trickeries and we'll have the whole gang going again.
>>70680686
It's not worth it. It isn't even funny. Samefag posting in every thread
>>70680573
>>70680576
Based
>>70680739
Are you talking to the Lorde?
>>70680691
Time is a flat circle.
What's Varys' endgame?
>>70680573
>>70680576
good posts
>>70680708
>>70680742
That's fucking stupid
>>70680787
sucking dick
"And now it begins," said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu
>>70680787
Books: put Aegon on iron throne
Show: put Daenerys on iron throne
>>70680794
Welcome to /got/, enjoy your stay
>>70680792
great post right here
>>70680771
don't click this
WHERE IS MY FUCKING ALT SHIFT X? ITS USUALLY OUT ON THURSDAY
>>70680660
Ned is a faceless man and is now serving Aegon under the name Rolly Duckfield fucking Ashara Dayne all day erryday
>>70680670
Its not
best girl.
>>70680787
Obtaining Theons cock and once more become the Master of Dicks.
Why did Saul the Mourning think Nowit Henz was called Nowit Biggins?
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>>70680845
He said Saturday on Twitter.
![8afa5c54259ee63104152bdbca71656a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RBInw1x.jpg "8afa5c54259ee63104152bdbca71656a[1]")
>>70680857
objectively wrong
>>70680829
>>70680573
>>70680576
CONFIRMED
>>70680886
Good post.
>>70680857
yisss best girl
>>70680886
My post was deleted and all the repeated memes aren't? Yeah, that's fair.
I knew the mods were jonfags.
>>70680886
Great post.
>>70680922
hhhnnnnggggg
>>70680898
Who is this boy?
>>70680953
fuck off
pepe is based
Porn parody of GoT where the "Iron" throne is made out of dragondildo's when?
>Winter is cumming
>As hard as gonorrhea
>Family, doody, gonorrhea
>We do not blow
>Hear me queef
>Ours is the furry
>Growing schlong
>Unbowed, unbent, unbroken (lmfao)
>Semen and blood
>>70680988
took that one a bit hard eh anon
>Brienne fights Rorge and kills him, but Biter tackles her down, overcomes her and savagely chews her face. Eventually Gendry intervenes and kills Biter by driving a spear through the back of his neck, but not before Brienne's face is horribly disfigured.
>>70681001
Renly would've jumped straight on it.
First for ros and her nice tits
>>70681015
Hound's already killed him. Sad, sad times.
>>70680953
original plz
need to see what this subhuman is swinging for
>>70681015
>Brienne's face is horribly disfigured.
Isn't it already?
>>70681001
They already made it in 2014 I think or 15
Hodor
>>70681027
Renly BareAssTheon
>>70681011
pepe is my child, I hate to see him mocked
Upvote this post for stannis
>>70681063
Who the fuck draws these?
What TUMLBR meant by this
>>70681043
Second for her still-warm corpse
Place your favourite character on the scale, /got/
>>70680742
Fuck, now I just want to drink alone and watch Season 1 again. I think I'll make this an annual occurrence
>>70681097
>that dart right in her knee
painful
>>70681094
probably the same people
>>70681097
HAHAHAHA SHE ACTUALLY TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE, WHAT A MADMAN
>>70681115
What happens if she's equal parts spooky and cute?
>>70681097
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I need your best pictures of Ozge.
Can everyone who is not a Stannisfag at least agree that Stannis is the one true king?
(I say IS because he is obviously still alive)
GUYS
GUYS
WHAT IFStannis will reappear as white walker and wreck both bastards
>>70680857
She would be best girl if her character wasnt a literal cancer on this show
>>70681166
>>70681145
>crossbow
>arrows
Fuck you
>>70681160
Use your judgement.
>>70681173
>>70681140
>witches
>a term for an overweight woman, possibly losing her hair, who has been single for over a decade
>>70681190
It's called a meme friend, Get with the times
>>70681190
I used to be an memester like you, but then I took an shitpost to the knee.
>>70681190
A bolt is just a shorter and thicker arrow
Reminder that if you liked Emilia before but now hate on her because she eats a bit more, you're no better than the turncloaks who abandoned the rightful king.
>>70681179
she is the perfect cancer.
GET TO WORK MEMESTERS!
>>70680563
isti bata zivojinovic jebo majku
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>>70681223
i know where the shitpost meme comes from, just don't do it
>>70681238
and a crossbow is just a sideways bow with a trigger
Let's settle this once and for all. Who is cuter?
And who isspicier?
>>70681257
>i am the cancer
>of the ass and the mouth
>>70681190
Shut the fuck up lindybeige no one cares about weapons you fucking loser
CALLING ALL MY BANNERMEN
>House: Best Lyanna
Words: "REEEE ONLY 1 SCENE REEE"
Lord: Cordelia Hill
>House: Highgarden
Words: "promise me, Loras!"
Lord: Smirkfu
>House: Cyka bylat
Words: "For the thread is dank and full of memes"
Lord: Buksteinfu
>House: Manface
Words: "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
Lord: Frogfu
>House: Not Lyanna
Words: "Promise me, Ned"
Lord: Turkfu
>House: shit stain
Words: "Puppyfu is queen of love and beauty"
Lord: My favorite kingsguard, Bradamante
>House: 62 bear men
Words: WHO /BEARLOLI/ HERE?
Lord: probably in fbi watchlist
>House: Movember
Words: "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK REEE"
Lord: Waif(u)fags
YOU SWORE AN OATH, SWORN TO ANSWER WHEN CALLED UPON
REPORT TO ME NOW
What did he meant by this?
>>70681251
how can ice be spicy?
>>70681283
You need to be less petty and more spaghetti
Make way! Best girl coming through
>>70681297
can't spell spice without ice my nigga
>>70681283
crossbows are for niggers who hold them sideways, fingering their triggers
>>70681292
We don't see Robert die on screen.
>implying he isn't Azor Ahai.
>>70681283
>and a crossbow is just a sideways bow with a trigger
There you go, now you're getting it.
>>70681287
she just needs targaryen cock
>>70681322
gorgeous, promising young actress. if she gets a good agent and chooses her roles wisely, she may be a superstar
>>70681322
He's a big lad.
>>70681328
Preston pls
>>70681290
FUCK YOU LINDY IS BASED
>>70681325
crossbow were good to bash knight fucking shits
>>70681332
no
>>70681295
UUUU
>>70681292
Azor Jon's mom.
>>70681358
>promising
>>70681292
Who the fuck is puppyfu?
>>70681376
A dagger is just a small sword
>>70681365not gonna say it this time
>roleplaying has begun
First signs of post-season /got/.
>>70681396
> promising me, Ned
>>70681415
uhhh, no
>>70681207
Thank you kind anon
>>70681284
Forgot pic.
Who is cuter?
Can you believe there are newfags on /got/ who don't even know where Azor Jon posting comes from?
Wa-wai-wait a minute. You're telling me that EURON is going to build ONE THOUSAND ships with ALL the trees in the iron islands, and the iron born actually follow him? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA WHAT? HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA EURON FUCKING SUCKS
>>70681257
Daenaerys Stromboli, of the House Tartarsauce, First of her Weight, the Unburped, Queen of the Arby's, the Rally's, and of the Five Guy's. Queen of McDonald's, Khaloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Breaker of Chairs and Mother of Burgers.
>>70681415
nah
>>70681459
There will still be people who pretend to like him because no one else does.
>>70681413
An Azor Jon is just baby Stannis
>>70681449
Melly but only in sad mode
>>70681459
Nailed it
So...Jon isn't really going to attack winterfell, right?
>>70681449
Melly, no contest.
>>70681449
Kinvara is 1 nose wart away from being the wicked witch of the west
>>70681452
Fug I just discovered she's 19.
I wonder if the Hound has dicked her.
Also she looks like the most wretched, annoying normie slag irl tb'h. Still like the character.
It should be noted that seduction and murder is a favoured trick by Osha.
Twice now, we've seen her use seduction as a distraction to attempt to kill a man so she can escape.
The first time, it was an Ironborn guard. Osha lured him in to kiss, then killed him and made her getaway with the Stark boys.
The second time, she planned to seduce Ramsay and kill him, unfortunately Ramsay was prepared and had her killed.
The exception seems to be Theon- Osha seduces him, but never makes any plans to kill him. She just gets him asleep. She fucks him.
I think we can see from this that women just have an urge to ride Theon's cock, even when they're planning to escape
Damn you Ramsay for taking Theon's sexual prowess away from the world. Women will never forgive you for this.
>>70681500
> don't cry melly
>>70681415
IT DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
>>70681365
>tfw you'll never be a big awkward lad that gets to work with Cordelia and develop a crush on her but be too awkward and uncertain to ever confess it to her and then spend rest of your youth regretting that
jdimsa desu
>>70681500
Don't cry Melly
>>70680563
well, /tv/?
>>70681500
Don't cry Melanie Sanders
>>70681500
DON'T CRY, MElLLY
>>70681449
it is known
>>70681500
DON'T CRY, MELLY
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>>70681179
hot fucking sex
>>70681532
REEE THIS DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HER
STOP POSTING IT REEEEEEEEE
>>70681173
rollin'
>>70681531
seeing how he peels his apple made me cringe
>>70681543
you'll see in two days
>>70681530
I can smell the butthurt from the distance
>>70680563
Azor pic related
>>70681088
Judging by the name in the bottom right corner:
Fantasy Flight Games.
>>70681452
YOU JUST KNOW!
>>70681543
She only gets stabbed twice.
>>70681543
A girl is not Arya Stark
>>70681173
HI LAD!
>>70681530
transcendat shitposting
>>70680563
I love King Stannis.
>>70681600
>implying it's not in TWOW
>>70681579
bro who even likes green apples
>>70681637
good post.
>>70681600
My mother is dead, will she come back to life if I reply?
>>70681173
this is the most >promise me, ned ive seen of her
>>70681582
arya sux as a character
if stannis is truly dead then she surely should die. but no chance of that, i m sure she is getting back to westeros.
>>70681624
I agree it might not be her, but the pic is retarded and you are autist.
>>70681500
Don't cry, melly
>>70681532
That's rooney mara
>>70681624
Interdasting.
>>70681130
i thought the exact same thing.
>>70681671
not bad
>>70681543
She has to survive because otherwise her character has been completely wasted screentime for 2 full seasons now
>>70681600
dubs
>>70681678
you'll see in two days
>>70681600
I could use the inheritance
>>70681662
based anon
who
/kayanna/ here
>>70681452
It's essentially become part of our board culture at this point and I love it. Just like when baneposting started I used to think it was the dumbest thing ever, now it's been a few years and I just love how it triggers autists like that sperg posting the pasta that deleted his post.
Jonsa is cancerous, though. I don't mind the pairing but shipping is for tumblr.
>>70681764
I didn't delete my post. I was just joining in on the shitpositng.
>>70681764
>shipping
i'm glad i was busy doing something in real life when this term caught on
>>70681600
Cfxd
>>70681764
You know whats worst than Jonsafags?
hungry jonsafags who goes full autist if they dont get to make their thread first
>>70681785
See I said she needed to do some milk lifts
10 posts down is a faggot.
Are webms with sound allowed on every board now? Just realised they are on /gif/ but haven't seen any posted here yet.
>>70681785
>can't even finish a single photoshoot without stuffing her face with a milkshake
>emilia cake
reminder: if you see an /eternal got/ thread without azor jon as the first post it is your civic duty to post azor jon before you commence your regular shitposting schedule
>>70681785
>drinks semen suggestively
What did she mean by this?
No I'm not
>>70681452
admited /tv/ newfag here, where does it come from?
r/ing selmy screaming
>>70681865
I only joined Season 4, and the explanation they gave me was to piss off you know who
Varoos joose
poost varoos
>Selmy gets killed right before Tyrion meets Dany - Now there's no one to speak against the dwarf.
>Jorah quits team Dany right before she leaves for Mereen - Now there's no one to speak against Varys.
HOW CONVENIENT.
>>70681840
/gif/ and /wsg/ only
>>70681875
AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME GREYWORM
>>70681663
Thank you, kind friend.
>>70681752
I was but it's pointless now we know who was casted.
>>70681907
thats gay
>>70681865
Marcus and Jonautist shitposting wars
It was a neverending autistic competition of "based Stannis thread" vs "Azor Jon"
>>70681897
Faggot
>>70681930
we still have a year and off-season to shitpost
>>70681898
the first one will happen in the books too though.
>>70681593
UGLYNESS
Who /TeamAce/ here?
>>70681938
good times
>>70681962
can't pace the mace
I wish there was tome that recorded the history of /got/ threads and the major battles that accompanied them
>>70681962
Are we actually supposed to believe that this guy is Loras's father.
>>70681985
you have to EMBRACE THE ACE
>>70682019
It's called "the archive"
any leaks of episode 8?
why is Melly not seducing Jon anymore ?
>>70681969
Marcus nearly killed us
It was the constant shitposting related to him that got the off-season threads banned
>>70681962
What kind of madman wears crocs to a red carpet? What kind of madman wears cloth made to look like chain mail to a battle?
He was too good for dany
>>70682020
we haven't met the woman he was married to.
>>70681960
>separated at birth
>>70682049
MADNUSS
FUCKING
SHITS
>>70681969
Horrible times tbqh
Especially during off-season when the threads were otherwise quiet, they could make half of the posts about it
>>70681962
Mace "whites are the master race" Tyrell
Mace "putting blacks in their place" Tyrell
Mace "I can still stand my ground while giving chase" Tyrell
Mace "I make my nooses out of lace" Tyrell
Mace "if its urban violence then I'm on the case" Tyrell
Mace "I put the nergo through his pace" Tyrell
>>70682020
Mace was known to be incredibly handsome in his youth.
He just so happens to be a fuckwit.
>>70681529
>özge
what the fuck is that for a name
friendly reminder that maceposting is reddit
>>70682073
>>70682112
kys
>>70681898
How did Varys plan to defend himself anyway? Jorah would have told Dany that he was the mastermind behind the assassination attempt.
>>70682124
friendly reminder that even mentioning that site means you are from there and should go back
>>70682080
I hope this scene was meant to make Jaime look like a facile poseur and Mace look like a proper leader because that's what it accomplished.
>>70681962
HE JUST DOESNT GIVE A FUCK
>>70682124
no it isn't
>>70682064
where is she actually in the show? is she just completely cut?
>>70681623
Usually once is enough.
>>70681852
This is the 1st use of that meme that made me laugh, well played.
>>70682121
she is turkish
KILL THE BOY
>>70682124
how would you know?
fake sansa
>>70681600
in case
>tfw I stopped watching halfway through season 5
Fuck it, spoil everything guys. What's true, serious and/or confirmed in this thread?
>>70682124
Dude. Like 90% of /got/ frequents r/asoiaf.
>>70682176
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!
>>70681942
Anoose joose?
>>70682194
georgia jones represent sansa in lesbian porn shit
![tumblr_mvtlt4VUNT1sm0t70o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ELsq0Q3.gif "tumblr mvtlt4VUNT1sm0t70o1 500[1]")
>>70681323
>Not having Arnold playing the Night King doing one liners.
>>70682176
i know that, but still ...what kind of parents would name their girl ÖZGE??!
>>70682182
I don't get why so many normies hate this dude. We literally saw Ygritte and Tormund et al. kill his family and entire village, and even suggested to eat them. Sure stabbing Jon wasn't his best move but everyone already hated him after killing Ygritte, while this was perfectly acceptable imo...
>>70681897
He was jipped /got/
>>70681600
check'd
>>70682107
Mace knows
Summer Islanders can't be trusted
>>70681600
fuck you
>>70682255
Season 5 was bad. This season is closer to 4th in most things, you should watch it.
>>70682268
why? dict. says it means unique. ok name.
>>70681600
Czeched
>>70681600
kill self
>>70681474
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>>70681671
Much appreciated
In all seriousness guys, is this man the single most based man in all of westeros? I'm pretty sure he is
> R + L = J has its own wikipedia page
holy shit
>>70682405
its 20 years old mate
>>70682405
prove it
>>70682423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%2BL%3DJ_theory
>Westeros in the west
>Essos in the east
>Sothoryos in the south
Guys, did anyone notice this? Is it a coincidence?
>>70681600
fuck u
>>70682374
Nah he's a faggot, and so are you
>>70682437
Can you do spoilers on wikipedia? that should all be blacked out
>>70682446
Are you literally retarded?
>>70682446
>"The North" is north
>>70682446
:^)
>>70682286
fucking lost it hahahaha
omg i'm fuckin dead
>>70681094
>Jon x Sansa
Shipping incest is gross
>>70682446
BRAVO GURM
>>70681600
I can't believe you've done this.
>>70682405
>>70682437
Fuck, after reading that quote from Sean Bean, he really wanted to be part of the flashback arc
http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/sean-bean-legends-game-thrones-chat.html
>>70681624
Why the fuck did she cut off her sleeves?
>>70682317
That scene was way out of D$D's league anyway. They would've fucked it up , so you're better off.
>>70682152
I'm glad to see more maces
>>70682269
Because they're programmed to love their protagonist because they're the designated hero.
Same reason Normies despise Stannis but quickly returned to loving Mel despite her burning Shireen, all because she resurrected Jon.
>>70682265
>what's wrong john?
>you look like you've seen a
>ghost
>>70682336
would you name someone 'unique' in english?
>hard mode: you aren't black
>>70681600
plz
>>70681600
Well played...
>>70681600
Fug
>>70681600
Woa you are a really big piece of shit Anon.
>>70681449
Melly. The other one is good but in an interesting way. Not really cute or beautiful or anything really. She would be ugly as fuck if not done up properly.
>>70681600
Azor Penrose
>>70681600
WHY ALWAYS DUBS?
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH MEME MAGIC
