ITT; Make this movie worse than it alread is.
HARD MODE: No old movie references.
>>70680783
>Movie ends
>"In Loving Memory of Harold Ramis"
>Credits
>yfw
I can imagine the rage in the theaters
I can't wait to finally see this. The original was such trash so I'm glad they got someone who can finally get this story right.
>a segment where the black chick and McCarthy need to switch tampons to confuse the ghost and black puts it in the wrong hole
Replace Hemsworth with Chris Evansthe ginger top gear one, not the based one
>>70680783
love triangle sub-plot
>>70680819
Read OPs post, he said no old movie references.
>>70680948
that's only if you want to play hard mode, redditor
They're fighting a caricature of Donald Trump to rid America from the ghost of patriarchy and fat shaming
>>70680783
>movie is about how women are better than men at everything but were just oppressed for thousands of years
expand the team to include three trannies and a furfag
>>70680862
5ยข has been deposited into your Sony debit card
>>70681022
>they destroy a barrier in the ghost world to let the mexican ghosts inillegally
>>70680862
>get this story right.
The director is Paul Feig so don't expect something more than a wacky parody of the original.
>>70680783
> Complain about men the entire time and subtly brag about how women are better
> Ape the iconic imagery and dialogue from the original film while all the new stuff is inferior
> Take itself seriously
fart jokes
>>70680783
The fifth Ghostbuster is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He is revealed in the penultimate scene and saves the day.
>>70681065
contract the team to exclude one trannie and an ape
>>70681108
No anon he asked you to make it worse.
>>70680913
>need to switch tampons to confuse the ghost
what
>>70681095
>No ghost is illegal
They actually use their ghostbuster abilities to fuck over people trying to get rid of the annoying ghost smearing shit around their apartment because "the ghost has a right to be here, check your living privilage"
>>70680783
>Make the villan a fucking white male. >End the movie with the ghostbusters kidnapping Thor and chopping off his dick.
>>70680783
>Amy schumer
>>70681103
>dialogue
They're already doing that. Second trailer has a "mass hysteria" line
>>70681108
That would be amazing though
Make it that SEAL who became a tranny and then it works
There are no female ghosts
Every ghost is evil
>>70681210
>Lena Dunham
>>70680783
3 Hour runtime with an ending that guarantees a sequel, like LOTR.
>Movie begins with flashback to the childhood of Kristen Wig's character
>Narration saying something like "I was only 10 years-old when I first saw a ghost"
>Sees scary-ass ghost in her house
>It vanishes
>Parents both murdered
>Turns out the final boss of the movie is the same ghost that killed her parents
Either that or some dumb prophecy shit.
>>70681246
ayy lmao
>>70681169
WE ARE ALL MUSLIMS
>>70681066
>>70681098
Honestly, I was just trying to bait out of boredom. It was a pretty lame attempt.
>>70681249
His father raped her, she became quirky to blend better in school
>>70681210
Ding ding ding
>>70680783
>Melissa McCarthy trying to seduce Chris Hemsworth
>>70681301
Aw wait no, I've got it:
>Kristen Wig was abused by her father growing up
>Grows to resent all men
>Final ghost boss-fight is her father
>Overcomes her fears and through girl power, defeats him
>>70681246
and I didn't think it could get any worse
>>70681249
>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>Hold up hold up, you're probably wondering how I got here. That man wearing the janitor uniform, standing with the lesbians and Harambe? That's me. But I wasn't always a privilagebuster. Let's start from the beginning...
>>70681382
>Beyonce - Run The World (Girls) plays at 300% volume deafening the audience
>Hillary Clinton makes a cameo and helps the ghost busters
>James Rolf gets cucked by Lesie Jones who is reveled to be a tranny
>>70680819
You know the movie WILL definitely be dedicated to him, right? It's pretty much a given. Like they have to do it.
>>70681465
Oh wow
>>70681476
>Hillary Clinton makes a cameo and helps the ghost busters
she saves the day with her superdelegates
>>70681465
Please kill yourself
There will be a 'no heteros' clause added to the No Singles Policy at your local Kinoplex.
>>70681465
wew lad
>>70681465
Bazinga cameo?
Reminder that queef joke is confirmed
>>70681476
Nah, James Rolfe cameos as a misogynist who gets beaten up by Patton Oswalt, Dane Cook, and Josh Gad.
>[the ghostbusters are walking through a spooky mansion, they are startled by a police officer who has his gun drawn]
>black ghostbuster: stop don't shoot!
>police officer: PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN YOU N-
>black ghostbuster: they be stuck to our backs you dumbass
>nice ghostbuster: hey just calm down ok
>[seeing the white lady, the cop holsters his pistol, shot of black ghostbuster looking disgruntled]
>lesbian ghostbuster: out of our way bucko we've got a job to do
>police officer: woah woah woah hold on ladies, this is a restricted area
>fat ghostbuster: we know, we're going in
>police officer: b-but we have top men arriving soon
>[ghost appears round a corner and laughs]
>[policeman screams girlishly and faints]
>lesbian ghostbuster: never send a man to do woman's job [licks ghost-gun]
>the ghostbusters triumphantly walk past the unconscious cop as the 2009 era dubstep remake of the classic ghostbusters theme plays, black ghostbuster steps on the cop's hand causing him to whimper
>>70681476
>Donald Trump teams up with the logotype ghost
>>70681647
>Black chick's son is later shot by police holding ice tea
>>70681465
i hope your mom goes first
>>70681465
Fuck off anon
>>70681647
nice
Change the sound mix so the crazy black woman, who already screams every line, is five times louder than the rest of the movie.
>>70680783
Hillary Clinton Cameo
>heyyy how are my girls doing?
>>70681465
uranig
careful not to cross over the so-bad-its-good line
>>70680783
After being saved by the power of four women, Hemsworth becomes trans and devotes himself to fighting for gender equality and becomes the newest Ghostbuster.
Next sequel, Ghostbusters 4 1/2
Chris Hemsworth is a villain
Chris Hemsworth makes the only funny jokes but the film doesn't want us to like them because they're "sexist" or "misogynist"
>in the end, they announce a sequel
>>70681465
Can't take that chance desu
>>70680783
Retcon and edit girlbuster cameos into the original; Hayden Christensen in ep 6 style.
>>70682123
>End credit scene hinting at the new Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe (First two films will not be included)
>>70680783
Directed by Tommy Wiseau
wait that would make it better
>End of the movie
>Ghostbusters have saved the day
>Little boy walks up to them
>"When I grow up, I want to be just like you"
>"Aw that's cute. What's your name?"
>"Peter. Peter Venkman"
>>70682191
Haha epic xD
Have my upboat good sir!
>>70680783
The city mayor looks like Hillary Clinton and makes some "i'm with you / girl power" reference;then they bust a hair ghost that looks like Trumps hair
>>70680783
Ghost acceptance.
>>70682191
I would watch the shit out of that
>>70681465
Don't worry mommy, I'll give this man his (you).
>>70682228
lol the best part is it would make zero sense.
>>70682117
>>70682079
This is 99% guaranteed to happen already.
>>70680783
30 minute sex scene between the gorilla and hemsworth
Take the Seth Rogan route to writing comedy: Cram as many present day pop culture references in as possible. Mention Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, apps, and maybe even sing a song that was popular when you started filming. Maybe do a full on dance routine that doesn't fit in with the tone of the rest of the movie. The sky's the limit.
>>70681465
DELETE THIS
Slimer is wacky talking sidekick ala Scooby Doo.
Another character at the end (who previously doubted them) says "You know what, I was wrong. I finally accept you as Ghostbusters".
There's a throw away gag where the lady ghostbusters run into a team of even more janky ghostbusters who are played by Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day, and Chris Hardwick. Nothing of substance happens. They merely acknowledge each other and carry on their way.
>>70681465
bapcoople
Guys, this whole female ghostbuster thing really makes me want to be gay. Like... I don't understand what the problem is. What does it matter who is sucking your dick? and a hole is a hole, right?
Why put up with these fucking idiots any longer? Babies? Who the fuck wants children?
I want to spend my life with a harem of sweet 10/10 traps and say fuck off to the entire female gender.
The modern day woman is a fucking complete piece of shit.
>>70682647
t. /r9k/
>>70682228
stop
>>70681465
immunity cat lol
>>70680919
>"Ghostbusters 2016 is a great movie. FACT"
>"People liked it. FACT"
>"All six of them. FACT"
>>70681465
fucking every time gdi
>>70681465
Fuck you
>>70680783
After the credits they play a teaser for female ghostbusters 2, coming 2017.
Replace Chris Hemsworth with Amy Schumer.
>>70681465
STOP POSTING THIS
>>70680783
The two average looking women are also fat
TV series sequel with McCarthy and the Gorilla
Andy Dick plays a prominent role.
It gets positive reviews and is loved by general audiences
>>70682228
>I want to be Petra but the government won't let me yet!
>Everyone looks at the camera and pulls an AreYouKiddingMe.jpeg
>>70682506
>Slimer is the same disgusting ghost
>SlimHer is a super competent woman who ignores Slimer's lust and saves the day
>>70684355
With a Slimer and SlimHer romance subplot.
>>70682529
It worked in Sean of the Dead.
>>70681647
10/10 underrated as shit
>>70682421
That almost certainly will happen in the movie, we already know there's a dance routine.
>>70680783
Replace Kate Mckinnon and Kristen Wigg with Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence.
>One of the characters is a meme spouting redditor.
That wasnt hard
>>70682526
>After the first bust, a RooTube video of the incident goes up
>Downvotes everywhere
>Wiig: Why do they hate us so much?
>Fat: ProGamer69 says he doesn't think women should carry guns...
>McKinnon: Heh, 69...
>Ape:Where I grew up, if you didn't carry a gun, you got messed up!
>Wiig: Maybe he's right...
>Fat: Hell no he's not right! He's a crybaby basement dweller! It's 2016 and time to accept that a woman can kick butt and...
>Mckinnon: butt kicks?
>Fat:... no, bust ghosts
>Ape: [wooping intensifies]
>Wiig: Yeah! We can do it!
>Theme plays
>And who are you, the proud lord said
>Written by dabid and dabid
>>70681465
fucking nigger
>>70681465
3rd time today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGuYPcim-g
>>70681465
boo
>>70680783
yes
>>70680783
All black female cast, giant Trump comes alive at the end. Trans character becomes a real black woman.
>>70681465
Cunt
>>70681465
I like my family you shit.
>>70681465
MODS
>>70681465
God dammit.
>>70681465
fuck you
>>70681465
i hate you
>>70681131
So exclude Leslie Jones twice?
>>70681465
You deserve a fucking punch in the face.
>>70680862
>>70681360
>explicit sex scene between McCarthy and Hemsworth
>explicit sex scene between the ape woman and a ghost
what'd that guy post, cp?
>>70681237
Nah shed make it better
She's a bitch, but admittedly a good writer
>>70687848
Bazooka
>>70681131
Is Leslie Jones a man?
She's 6 feet tall.
>>70688236
Elizabeth Debicki is 6'3 and all womanmaybe a bit of giraffe
>>70681131
Why would they exclude the ape ?
There was always been a gorilla in each Ghostbusters team
They cast a Donald Trump look-a-like actor to play some kind of monster or ghost or something, and then someone quips about him better off being dead, or him showing his true nature as a monster or whatever.
>>70680783
Kill all original ghostbuster characters in this movie.
>>70681992
Then Trump walks by.
>Heeeyy ladies!
They pretend not to see him.
>>70682079
Isn't that confirmed?
Dutch angles, a fuck load of Product placements, explosions, retarded sjw/feminist propagenda,
have Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, M Night Shaymaln, Adam Sandler and Tom Green take a shit on the original script and vollia
Not gonna review it ;)
>>70689082
Not even Doug Walker would want to see this
god damn fucking shitty cock sucking abortion of a movie
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EsXJ9AY.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>70681992
>hillary clinton calls in the ghost busters because she's being haunted by benghazi victims
>>70680783
i can think of 7, tuh-day!
>>70680819
anyone who'd watch this turd "in theaters" wouldnt know who the fuck ramis was.
>>70681465
You got me
Make the ghosts look like neckbeards
>>70680913
>need to switch tampons to confuse the ghost
kek
There is going to be a scene where a guy comes up and says that there should be a man doing the job instead of them. A ghost will come out and throw up on the guy. The audience will erupt in laughter and hollers. Realize everyone in the audience is fat and has dyed hair. Realize that there is not one male in the audience besides you. They all look at the one person not laughing. You don't leave the theater alive
All of you haters are so fucking dumb.
People keep saying that they're not being sexist but you clearly are being sexist because you think women can't be funny.
None of you have seen the movie and most of you won't because you're weirdos who never even leave the house.
Fuck off and die, dickheads.
>>70689753
There are funny women, these women are not.
>>70689761
What are you even talking about? Have you ever seen their other movies and TV shows?
That's a completely idiotic thing to say. They've been doing this for a long time.
>>70689823
I know this is bait, but you do realize comedy is completely subjective and thus what one person finds funny another may not and neither is wrong.
>>70689753
Women can be funny. I watched the trailer with an open mind, and none of it was funny.
>>70689823
I have literally never laughed at one skit the black girl has been in on SNL.
The fat one does the same shtick over and over. LOL FAT GIRL DOES SOMETHING THAT FAT PEOPLE DONT DO LMAO LOL SHE FELL DOWN LMAO
McKinnon is a qt literally who for me. Only thing I've seen her in is that thing with the female porn star turning her on.
The other one isn't funny in the slightest to me. 99 cent version of Tina Fey(an actual funny female)
Hollywood execs know exactly how to play the brain dead liberal SJW crowd and get them all worked up.
wasn't it just a decade ago these SJWs and Feminists were fighting AGAINST corporate greed and hollywood CEOs?
Now liberals are being used by Hollywood to pan their shitty movies... and the liberals have no self awareness that they're being used.
>>70689955
>Now liberals are being used by Hollywood to pan their shitty movies... and the liberals have no self awareness that they're being used.
I think the hippies of the boomer generation would be mortally terrified by how liberals went from being against big $$$ and greed to basically selling ut to corporations.. via the "nerd" movement.
Disney is raking billions from this herd mentality.
>>70680783
Transgender black woman
>>70689753
they have these things called trailers now where you can judge whether you want to watch a film or not before the film is out. The trailers were shit so i'm outnice b8 though, made me reply
>>70689864
But you're basing this is a trailer.
As much as you may believe it, trailers are not indicative of how good or bad a movie will be.
Please understand that it's obvious people are hating on the movie because it's a female cast, anyone can see that.
If it was a completely new male cast there wouldn't be this much hate. It fucking oozes out of people and it's disgusting to see.
These women have proven themselves before and they'll prove themselves again.
Paul Feig is a great director too.
Relax, people. It's not going to be as bad as you're all making it out to be.
>>70690000
>how liberals went from being against big $$$ and greed to basically selling ut to corporations.. via the "nerd" movement.
This. Nobody rakes in more $$$ than White Male CEOs & studio Execs from all these fake ass nerds & star wars whores who all of a sudden are "superfans".
Fucking liberals don't even know what a "corporate sellout" is anymore.
Bill Murray has a cameo where Harambe pegs him with a bunch of bananas while whooping. Express Yourself by N.W.A. plays in the background. The entire thing is shot in slow motion and from multiple angles.
>>70690047
>But you're basing this is a trailer.
lol
We're not allowed to decide to see a movie or not based on the Trailer anymore?
lol
Who the fuck are you? The movie police?
fucking faggot
>>70690112
I'd pay double to see this.
>>70690047
What have they proven themselves in exactly?
>>70690047
>As much as you may believe it, trailers are not indicative of how good or bad a movie will be.
Some are, some aren't. We can only judge anything in this world based on what we can observe.
>Please understand that it's obvious people are hating on the movie because it's a female cast, anyone can see that.
Incorrect, there was just as much opposition to the proposed male Ghostbusters with Channing Tatum.
>>70680783
The ghosts of well-loved Republican presidents of yesteryear like Reagan and Coolidge show up and the sheboon howls about them racist honkeys before zapping them.
>>70690130
>We're not allowed to decide to see a movie or not based on the Trailer anymore?
>Trailer
Capitalizing trailer.
lol
>>70680783
Make it with angry, bitter virgins from 4chan,
Set in 2006.
>You cant do this!
>Why? BECUZ WER GIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLSS???
Seriously though, fuck everyone behind this project. Heres something that would get me mad
>They never trap a ghost
>Random shoot them left and right with zero tension and eradicating the deceased
>Remember the last ninety minutes?
>It was me, James
>The author of all your pain
>The movie stops in the middle
>Anita, Brianna, and 15 tumblrinas come on screen
>wrist, leg, and neck restraints come out of the seats
>5 hour lecture on "privilege" and other sjw topics
>film resumes with everyone still restrained
>everyone is forced to get hormone treatments opposite their gender in order to exit the theater
>those who refuse are kept in their seats and forced to watch the movie and lecture again and again until they comply
>>70690279
>>70690292
>>70690303
samefag
>[The Ghostbusters are laid out amongst the ectoplasm-caked rubble, New Yorkers look on as the villainous spectre laughs at his handy work]
>"You were fools to think you could defeat me! To think, I, could be defeated by four, puny...girls!"
>[Little girl in the crowd steps forward, wearing her pink Hillary Clinton 2016 shirt, and yells out to the ghostbusters] "You can do it, ghostbusters! You have GIRL POWER!"
>[One by one, women in the crowd join together in a chant of "GIRL POWER!" which rouses the ghostbusters from the ground and back onto their feet.]
>[The ghostbusters each shoot their beams at the mega ghost, one by one, but not before invoking the name of a female trailblazer who inspired them.]
>[The historical female figures appear as ghosts behind each, helping to drive back the malicious spectre.]
>[Credits run along side photographs of famous women of history]
>>70690351
Um.....What? No that was my first post in this thread genius
>>70690303
>>70690399
samefag
>>70690427
>>70690279
samefag
>>70680783
Amy Schumer cameo's
>>70690456
That time you got it right, good for you. Now whats your point?
>>70690351
There's twenty seconds between each post, dipshit.
>>70690130
Yeah... some people seem desperate to defend this movie like they're the ones make $$ from it or something.
kekke
Fucking sjws pumping a shitty flick so some fat white male stuido executives can get rich....
>>70690351
>>70690429
samefag
>>70680783
They spout old cheezeburger memes.
They constantly reference tough females and being tough as shit.
They try to make jokes.
>One of them is a lesbian, guaranteed!
>Its the fat one or redhead
>Chris Evans is hit on the entire movie or ignored because "we ghostbusters now the men get to be pushed aside" then reveals himself to be a homosexual faggot
>Interracial
>>70690399
>historical female figures
>the suffragette who threw herself under the king's horse
>a fictional amazon warrior
>Thatcher
>Eva Braun
>>70690047
The entire plot got leaked, we already know its shit.
I find the Gozer/Stay Puft rehash an insult.
>Its totally a reboot, we're honoring the franchise with winks and nods
>Completely rip off the original climax displaying how unoriginal this all really is
>>70680783
add child character to main cast
>>70691110
Don't forget stealing shit from other movies too/
>DESE OOGIE BOOGIES BE LOOKIN LIKE A VIDEO GAYEM OR SUMMIN DAYUM
>Video Games?
>Wait a minute
>I know a guy
>Adam Sandler appears in full Ghostbuster attair, with Josh Gad autistically squirming behind him
>The crowd goes wild
>in the distance you can see Rob Scheinder dressed as a Scotsman
>ACH YOO CAN DUE ET
>>70689153
You mean the email scandal? cause thats all they could pin on her which is pathetic with all the material she handed them on a golden platter for over 4 years
The theme song covered by Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot
>>70680783
Time travel
>>70681442
Fight song you mean
>>70692722
i fucking hate josh gad and his stupid gross face
>>70692815
No, we're talking about how she allowed innocent Americans to die in Benghazi.
>>70680783
I can't wait to miss it
The end credit scene where 4 actresses read mean comments and comment back.
>>70685229
There bring drugs
There bring crime
>>70680862
(you)
if it was directed by MICHAEL BAY xD
>>70680984
>playing baby mode
>calling others Reddit
Ok then
>>70681465
Fuck you.
No one posted immunity cat :_:
>>70690292
Will he be speaking to the audience or to the Ghostbusters?
>>70680862
good bait
>the original cast's role is being damsels in distress that our heroines need to save
>they're all just bumbling old coots
>at the end, they all say "You ladies really are... THE GHOSTBUSTERS."
>>70680783
>directed by visionary auteur Zack Synder.
>>70681382
Kek
>>70694705
literally Turtles Forever
Out of date memes:
Grumpy Cat, I Like Turtles, Bernie Sanders etc...
>>70681647
I'm pissed just imagining this happen in the movie
>>70681465
>>70680913
>all the women in the theatre start cheering
Its gon happen
Add Sarah Silverman and Olivia Munn to the cast
>>70690094
(((White)))
>>70691194
Did anybody even watch Blues Brothers 2000? I heard it was shit, and never touched it. I don't want my image of the original ruined.
Crossover with Pixels like Men In Black/21 Jump St.
>>70696148
don't watch it
watch douge's review
>>70682421
Also fucking cram in as fucking many fucking swear words inbetween every fucking word as you fucking can. Kids fucking love that fucking goddamn shit.
>>70696148
it's pretty much the archetype of a terrible sequel
>>70696307
>>70696529
You're just misogynerds. That's the only possible explanation for not liking a shitty sequel/remake of a decades-old hit movie.
>>70682647
For a moment I was worried you were actually gay. Everyone knows that traps don't count.
>Sarah Silverman makes a cameo
