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Azor Jon!
Azor Stannis
What did CIA meant by this
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Maisie
Would you let her shame you?
>>70673068
Tell me that's shopped.
“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu - "the /Highgarden/ master plan"
>>70673044
I seriously hope this is done by script and nobody is pathetic enough to snipe new GoT generals 24/7
memes
>>70673088
nawetends
>>70673095
Azon Jon always gets posted before the new thread is linked to the old.
>>70673084
T H I C C
>>70673040
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>70673086
No its not kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OaMvxVHFs4
not sure how to time videos on 4chan so just skip to 0:56
>>70673068
what's CIA's endgame /got/?
>>70673078
Based Kinvaraposter
>>70673129
not this thicc
>>70673088
''Now it ends''- Hoegardens no sex master plan unfolds
>>70673137
Crashing westeros
with no survivors
>>70672995
Monkey paw.
>>70673137
crash the show with no survivors
>>70673078
So she is older then Melly, if she was the First Servant of the Lord of Light, would you bang an old lady who was this hot /got/?
>work as a cleaner in the Red Keep
>one night you get a special order to come to the King's Bedroom
>you have to work alone and tell no-one of what you've done
>enter room
>see this
>wat do
>>70673137
crashing the seven kingdoms.
with no survivors.
>>70673152
I see Emilia's not against photoshop.
>>70673078
Is she even appearing again?
>>70673173
She and Theon shouldn't have left winterfell.
>>70673156
Was getting caught part of her plan? Did she deliberately do this so she would stop sleeping with Tommen and thus not produce a "Baratheon" heir and give the Tyrells a shot at laying a claim to the throne?
>>70673140
webm related
>>70673171
yes
>>70673184
apparently not according to the actress
>>70673136
>>70673181
God bless him.
>>70673173
Squeeze a titty
>>70673173
Check if she's still warm ... just, y'know, out of curiosity
Let's say the entire westeros is taken by the undead. Can they take over the rest of the map?
>>70673194
when was LF's whore lieutenant in winterfell????
>>70673181
This needs to be added to the collection.
>>70673206
Well, that's a waste.
>>70673217
Yes, by wooden horses
or just freeze the water
>>70673228
She started off in Winterfell, or the brothel just outside it.
>>70673217
im 100% positive dragon fire can slay a walker
>>70673233
if they could freeze the ocean they'd have gotten jon already
he was only like 20 feet away from the dock
>>70673084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF-XzBQJcTc
yowza
>>70673156
Good, chaste and pious Smirkfu is best smirkfu
>>70673206
>apparently not according to the actress
wtf
one fucking scene
not even because she's hot, she's a decent actress and an interesting character. now they're going to introduce some other rando red priest next episode. like, why bother?
>>70673217
They seem to be in essos as well. In the far east.
>>70673228
She started off the series getting railed by Theon.
>>70673178
>dat eye contact
>dat emilia staring at his lips
oh lawd
>>70673228
>when was LF's whore lieutenant in winterfell????
The entire first season, up until she leaves?
>>70673229
That one's shopped though.
>>70673245
huh, forgot about that
>>70673229
Not canon.
>>70673258
What did the director mean by this shot?
>>70673088
Once she is with child, tommen will become expendable then she has a 9 month period to work her ass off in trying to survive somehow.
She may possibly be the volunqar in the tv series.
She has called cercei her sister more then once. Once she was warned. The second time she was riding dirty that day and couldn't be caught.
>>70673260
>They seem to be in essos as well. In the far east.
source?
>>70673137
Crashing the North with no survivors
>>70673281
wtf i hate LF now
>>70673181
he looks like a poof
>>70673281
Oh i almost forgot it was shooped.
>>70673263
and tyrion. literally the first scene she is in shes getting paid to suck his midget dick
>>70673178
Every time they share a screen together, I get the feeling they're about to devour each other like animals.
BLACKFISH: Kingslayer, I'm Riverrun.
FREY: He wasn't alone.
BLACKFISH: You don't get to bring bannermen.
JAIME: They're not my bannermen.
FREY: Don't worry; no charge for them.
BLACKFISH: And why would I want them?
EDMURE: They were trying to evangelise your smallfolk. They work for the septon. The brokenna man.
BLACKFISH: Ray?
[Freys nods]
BLACKFISH: Get 'em in the fucking keep. I'll send a raven!
>>70673281
But...he's technically the Freys' boss. Just everyone, including himself, forgot about it.
>>70673136
>that obviously fake plastic helmet at 0:32
And people say the armor looked better in the early seasons.
> ywn see her hair ripple in the wind as she frolics on verdant fields, and listen to the giggles in the air as a sweet Dornish breeze crest over the hills and wash over you.
why even live
How would they not know that the Mormont House was useless
>>70673336
end yourself degenerate
>>70673181
>>70673229
how did he become such a meme
>>70673281
He was speaking metaphorically. To join the freys of war. He wasn't referencing house frey.
Just like the reigns of castamere spoke of both the family reign and the reigns that hold up the roof.
>>70673326
someone shop an eyepatch onto him pls
he'd be a perfect SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE villain
>She will never stab you in the gut
>>70673298
Its book and world of ice and fire shit.
>>70673040
>varyas
>>70673254
Damn, Septa Unella was a huge sinner.
>>70673327
Walder is the Lord Paramount in the show. It's a throwaway line in S4 in a Brienne and pod scene.
>>70673336
Do you think she was tanning on Dornish beaches during the war and was only moved to the Tower to deliver the baby?
>>70673178
She's 100x times better with dark hair.
>>70673284
Certainly not what you think!
>>70673317
He looks like a poof, poofter, ponce, I'm a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger, he's bent, he's that arse bandit, he lifts those shirts, he's a faggot arse, fudge packing, shit stabbing uphill gardener, he dines at the downstairs restaurant, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, he's Moses in the parting of the red cheeks, he fucks and he's fucked, he sucks and he's sucked, he rims them and wanks them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life and he's NOT a pervert.
>>70673323
and they do
>>70673336
>you will never serve as her personal chamber pot.
>>70673327
Books only.
When did you guys realize Sam had best character development in the series?
>>70673259
Why bother hiring McShane if they're only gonna waste him on one episode in which he didn't get to make his character's signature speech?
D&D were killed by the Others back in 2014 and we've been watching the work of their wights ever since.
>>70673344
he is CIA
>>70673336
If you say so...in any case cordy is shit compared to lolibear.
>>70673393
Ian McShane only accepted the part because it was one episode.
>>70673346
> the freys of war
>the reigns that hold up the roof.
>>70673344
He's a big guy
>>70673067
SWEET
>>70673181
>nothing from Quantum Break
Huh.
>>70673178
her mouth is enormous
>>70673158
>>70673166
>>70673174
>>70673301
Nice memeage
>>70673358
>>70673384
Is it? I thought CIA just didn't give two shits and let him run the shitshow.
>>70673393
What was the point of hiring Sean Bean simply to kill him?
>>70673393
Well ... he did good with the material (and I thought it was good material too, just autistically sticking the broken man speech on screen might not have worked). His entire plot purpose is to reintroduce Sandor; now that's done, he doesn't matter.
But Kinvara's plot purpose is to make R'hllor followers believe in Dany; that plot point is still ongoing, so it baffles me why they'd only give the high priestess character one episode. At least they can have someone else sitting in those fucking council scenes
>>70673458
Is this you?
>>70673406
>>70673450
No, Walder is Lord Paramount.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_Paramount_of_the_Trident
>>70673366
yeah but shes 200x better with red hair
>>70673468
>Tyrion has done pretty much absolutely nothing for two seasons
>>70673440
If they ever make a female Joker (which they probably will), Emilia should do it
>>70673440
to fit more cocks in
>>70673468
She puts the word out and the priests act. If true thats one of the few things similar to the books this season.
Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.
I still want to believe my dear Septa will stay unharmed. Yes, it's stupid and meaningless, but the power of denial is strong in me.
>>70673415
Then why did they make such poor use of him if they knew they had such little time to spare?
>>70673498
What do you meme, anon?
>>70673498
>Dany has done pretty much absolutely nothing for six seasons
>>70672639
In the book in the kingsmoot there is a candidate that was one of the most fierce and feared vikings of them all. He brandishes this bigarse hammer that cleave a fucking horse in two with one swing. He's so fat that he can literally not stand up anymore.
>>70673498
So he's following his book plot then?
>>70673523
What did you want him to do? Kill ten men while screaming cocksucker? He was used just fine.
>>70673541
That's not true. At this stage of Season 1 she was leading a Dothraki army out of Vaes Dothrak, with plans to invade Westeros
>>70673081
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70673546
That guy was over 80 years old. Age not fat was what held him down.
>>70673501
jared approves
>>70673511
This. It's not like Benerro does anything in the books.
>>70673584
Ignoring the tits this outfit really is hideous, what was she thinking
>>70673522
She can shove that annoying bell up her ass.
>>70673574
fugg
Will she ever make it /got/?
>>70673040
One last ride.
please post waif with moustache
>>70673606
But the outfit is all about the tits anon.
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
>>70673541
At least there were some interesting locations and scenes here and there in the first two seasons.
Since Season 3 it's just been "muh Astapor/Yunkai/Meereen" slavery rehashed over and over again.
>>70673606
it would be much better without the coat thing
>>70673613
of course. she is with the king
>>70673636
Stannis the Mannis
>>70673364
I wonder why she stayed quite during those 9 months. If she would've told someone she wasn't kidnapped, the war would've ended much sooner.
>>70673466
>hiring a famous actor for 1 episode
>hiring a famous actor for 1 season
Around nine hours of screen time vs less than one hour of screen time are two very different things, anon. Plus they used SB's character far more in line with the source material than they did IM's.
>>70673468
I don't mind the fact that he was only in one episode. I do mind the fact that they stupidly killed his community off-screen without Sandor noticing any of it just to get him motivated enough to pick up a weapon. Killing off other characters purely for another character's motivation is pretty weak story telling in my view.
>>70673636
You know its gonna be shit if he is alive
>>70673613
Anything watchable in Dany's storyline died with Barristan.
When?
Get Hyped reeeeeeeee
>>70673574
>That's not true. At this stage of Season 1 she was leading a Dothraki army out of Vaes Dothrak, with plans to invade Westeros
at this rate she'll never fucking set sail, not until season fucking 10
>>70673119
Not always.
>>70673095
If it's not a script, it's someone that must use one at certain times of day.
Serious Q&A is up lads
>>70673665
>Killing off other characters purely for another character's motivation is pretty weak story telling in my view.
Eh, happens all the time.
>>70673615
>>70673682
Heres your (You)
>>70673606
i like her shoes and coat
>>70673710
Maybe not every time but in at least 7 threads today
>>70673698
That's from S3
When stannisfags are going to shut teh fuck up
CALLING ALL MY BANNERMEN
>Cordyfag
>Margfag
>Kinvarafags
>Frogfags
>Ozgefags
>Kayafags
>otherlyannafags
>Bradamante 'not my favorite kingsguard' faggot
>lolibearfags
>asweetgurlfags
>catfishfag
>Waifags
YOU SWORE AN OATH, SWORN TO ANSWER WHEN CALLED UPON
REPORT
>>70673733
Thanks.
>>70673636
Based
>>70673747
BEND THE KNEE
>>70673753
>literal doublecuck
>died to a damn boar
Robert deserved better.
>tfw you'll never go oot the neet wi' faye marsay
>>70673632
4/10 smirk
>>70673613
Is that picture supposed to be ironic or are you posting it ironically or am I just confused that someone might actually consider Danny's plot the most interesting in the series?
>>70673747
Make me!
Post THAT pic
>>70673747
When he sits his rightful throne.
>>70673753
/Kayanna/ reporting in
>>70673782
How new
>>70673782
It's from season 1
>Preston is a filthy Jaimefag.
I shouldn't be as surprised as I am. Jaimefags like to blow his story far out of proportion, giving it a tons more weight and meaning that simply isn't there. Which is essentially what Preston has been doing since he began his channel. Now that I see it, it makes sense that he's a Jaimefag. Of COURSE he would be...
>>70673706
>not until season fucking 10
>He doesn't know
>>70673791
So never.
>>70673698
wat wat wat wat wat
i need to know more about this please
stannis 4 ever
>>70673828
lyl
>>70673815
He's also a Stannisfag. And he was in a 90's boy band
>>70673790
Muh daddy roose
>>70673739
You'd need a 4chin pass too, right?
Also, OP's meme is a bit heavy handed. Still not as heavy handed as posting Azor Jon within 10 seconds of a new thread.
>>70673747
Nice try with reverse pysch, Stannisfag.
>>70673818
w-what...
>>70673636
Reminder.
Hallo fellow stannermen
>>70673814
Fair enough, that makes more sense.
>>70673807
Too old.
>>70673876
Two shortened seasons after Season 6, sharing 13-16 episodes between them
So two shorter seasons left, that's it
>>70673828
ayyy
>>70673095
>thread is at 290
>go to catalog
>refresh since anon would create another thread in the next 7 minutes
>>70673876
8 is the end. including this season, 16 episodes remain to be aired.
>>70673856
Dat haircut do
>>70673876
Anon... we're on season 10 now. She landed on Dragonstone two episodes ago. Did you not realize? Ha... I guess time moves faster when you don't have much going on...
Are there any people that are bigger losers in Westeros than the Krakens? TV or bookwise, they did literally nothing. They got everything taken to them, every representative from their side got his or her shit fucked up, they contributed nothing. They are the butt of all jokes for every other house. And now, we got the guy with one eye travelling to meet Dany and his butthurt brother doing the same only so that they will, spoiler alert, do absolutely nothing worth of note but die some meaningless death.
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>MY LORDS! Here is what I say to these two kings! Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither. Why should they rule over me and mine, from some flowery seat in Highgarden or Dorne? What do they know of the Wall or the wolfswood or the barrows of the First Men? Even their gods are wrong. The Others take the Lannisters too, I’ve had a bellyful of them. Why shouldn’t we rule ourselves again? It was the dragons we married, and the dragons are all dead! There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m’lords. The King in the North
Based Greatjon. Can't wait for the King in the North scene in episode 10
>>70673925
Roose Bowlton
>>70673900
well fuk
>>70673922
16. Over the next two years...
>>70673922
No, excluding this season
is he right-wing or left-wing ?
>>70673828
improved version
>>70673949
based jonautist
>>70673929
Starks, Tullys, Baratheons. All have it worse than the squids at this point.
>>70673937
I guess I am Davos
>>70673952
My sides are in Volantis
>>70673974
Literally the GoT version of Bernie Sanders
>>70673986
Me too
>>70673949
what about king & queen of westeros?
>>70673351
Upvoted
>>70673926
i literally watched all 5.5 seasons in the last week
i dont have anything to do now send help
>>70673974
You tell me
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>70673900
Is the budget also less?
>>70673989
comment too long
I got it from reddit, thread was deleted so take it with a grain of salt
I have about as much respect for Stannis as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. He is reddit. He is video game hotpocket. He is capeshit. He is cheeto dust
>>70673937
BARATHEON General
>>70673972
if exclude this season. there are 13.
>>70673962
yes.
>>70674018
Guess that explains why you don't know how to use spoiler text.
>>70674017
Anon can you math?
It works out more budget and time per ep
>>70673937
B I G
I
G
B U C K E T
U
C
K
E
T
>>70674039
>f exclude this season. there are 13.
D&D say they envision 13-16 eps AFTER season 6, they haven't nailed down the ep count yet
>>70673984
>>Starks - Have a badass killer in Penthos, the young wolf that won battles, commander of the Night's watch, a female Little finger in the making, a zombie mom and a crippled kid that is a fucking wizard.
>Tully's- One of the finest warriors in the kingdoms, a hero in the form of Blackfish. Not much in terms of quantity, but in terms of quality, fuck yes.
>Baratheons - Robert killed a silver haired fag with his hammer, Stannis the mannis, Gendry is still out there.
>>Greyjoy-Did absolutely nothing at any time in the book worth mentioning. The closest thing that happened was Theon taking over winterfall that was fucking empty and killing civilians in it before he lost his dick and most of his skin. The entire house only loses and loses and loses again. Born losers.
This is not saying about current situations of various characters, it's about the overall contribution.
>>70673937
I'm literallyDavos
>>70674063
>this faggot has never jerked off to the one true king
>>70673974
-militarist
-religious fanatic
-spartan with his clothes/food
XENO SCUM
would be fun to play as the High Sparrow in Stellaris
>tfw no qt /tv/ gf to talk GoT with.
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
preston serial q&a
>>70674082
hbo pushes for 20. d&d wants 13. they will find the middle ground.
>>70674098
>>70674098
He deserves death
>>70674098
Sorry. I shall endeavour to do my best tonight
>>70674111
Im trying to make my bf like Game of Thrones but he really doesnt like violence.
>>70674111
I knew that feel bro
>>70674125
oh, i thought it was HBO pushing for fewer episodes so i was a little put off, but now that i think about it the opposite makes more sense
also D&D wanting it more tight with fewer episodes gives me hope for a solid finish to the series, they dont want to draw it out with uneccessary filler
>>70674143
does he at least hold your hair for you?
>>70674143
Post snapchat
>>70674087
but yeah i mean sure u can think that the starks the baratheons and the tullys r weaker than the squid house
Goddamn it just show us his stupid fucking head on a spike so these niggers could stop already.
>>70674143
Spank him until he likes it.
>>70674143
the good thing about got's violence is its always heavily realistic
and by that i mean there is little cartoonish violence like avengers or whatever capeshit
im not into violence either, and in fact i had to skip past every single theon scene when he was getting tortured, but the realism in the rest of the series hooked me
try to sell him on that
>>70673929
Their role is to fuck shit up. Theon fucked up Robb's war effort. Victarion is going to fuck Dany up by stealing a dragon, Aeron is going to fuck the Reach up by summoning a kraken, Euron is going to fuck Westeros up by taking down the Wall. The Ironborn are a symbol for the bloody results of Westerosi traditionalism, and Theon will redeem them through his atonement, after which Asha can turn over a new leaf and rule as Lord of the Iron Islands.
>TV or bookwise, they did literally nothing
Define nothing? They defeated the Starks as much as the Lannisters did.
>They got everything taken to them
Survived the WOT5K largely unscathed, the only regions with fewer casualties were Dorne and the Vale, and even Dorne managed to get its heir killed
>every representative from their side got his or her shit fucked up
Every representative from every side got their shit fucked up
>They are the butt of all jokes for every other house.
Headcanon/fanfiction
>>70673976
na, subtle is better
>>70674029
Stannis is literally the only character you can relate to. Maybe Brienne comes close, or The Hound. But that's it.
>tfw no /got/ stannisfriend qt bf to shitpost with
>>70674143
LONDON
>>70674160
>Fewer
Ma Nigga
So, preston is Anti-Cleganebowl type.
>>70674153
Some good Stannis images in the thread tonight. Keep em coming fellow Stannermen
>>70674087
Seems grum has decided the ironborn are how Dany gets her horde to westeros. That alone makes them the most important people around for the story atm.
>>70674106
Play Crusader Kings 2, with GoT mod instead.
>>70674122
>the fart jokes were all there for a reason
I wouldn't even be mad if this were true.
So are these threads about the show or just about discussing 3DPD waifus?
>>70673421
GIRL
>>70673698
It's time to stop.
>>70674143
Justpromise him a few hours with your boipucci to make up for it
>>70674199
heh
>>70674143
Who is your favorite character, totally not gay male? You're not a Jaimefag are you?
>>70674218
>anime poster
>shitpost
Like clockwork
>>70674187
Lol how is Victarion going to steal a dragon ? With his stupid horn ? It's only a bluff, or at least I hope it's one
>>70674106
Probably one of those fanatical purifier races with a -1000 to diplomacy.
>stannisfags
>>70674184
What happened to you that made you so triggered by violence
>>70674196
We can still shitpost together fellow dragonstoner
>>70674122
Based
I was getting bored of Linda's moaning
>>70674216
i tried it and it was awful, fuck CK2
i started as the targaeryans and invaded whatever the nearest coast was, and got owned
didnt realize you had to spend 80% of the game sucking up to bitches and gathering troops/resources
stellaris has more instant gratification
also having to deal with heirs is retarded i just dont give a fuck :|
>>70674218
Will animefags be here 20 years from now? Or would they have all died from obesity?
>>70674230
Im a huge Stannis fag. I like the hound too
>the hound is back
>he's going to be the brooding try hard to make amends but never forgive myself for what I've done character
Boring show.
>tfw kinslayers posting near me
>>70674263
> Play CK2 GoT
> As the Targaeryans
> Invade instantly
No wonder you dislike it
>>70674143
Game of Thrones is an anti-war story, that condemns violence, sell him on that.
>>70674250
every time
>>70674280
BEND THE KNEE
>>70674280
fukkin rainbow guards
>>70674218
go back to 420 tomokofag
you piece of shit
>>70674280
Renly is not right!
>>70674307
th gamhses th fwtopraise stannis
>>70673848
>He's also a Stannisfag
Not really, he thinks Stannis is a villain that symbolizes how "orderly" men only bring more chaos and death in their pursuits of "duty".
This thread is a Stannis thread now
>>70674254
nothing really, im actually very quick to anger IRL and have 2 boxer's fractures on each hand because i fought so much as a kid, just in TV excessive violence isn't my thing
torture is what i really cant stand though, the saw series is the epitome of it man cant sit through it
ordinary and realisitc violence, like swordfighting, beheadings, i dont get bothered at all though
>>70674280
traitor died the traitors death
>>70674263
Try Walder , they're small people but with extremelly high intrigue
>>70673178
She knows she's his aunt, right?
What did she meant by this
>>70674348
> Not playing as the Baratheons
The first thing I did was kidnap Brienne.
>>70673848
He's literally perfect, lads.
>>70674273
>Im a huge Stannis fag
For what purpose? There's really nothing exceptional about Stannis. Autistic as fuck, not great at fighting, didn't like to fuck, barely cared about his own child, religious zealot, and adulterer.
>>70674340
Every thread is a Stannis thread
>>70673753
> Many faggots thou hath listed with none but one worthy of patronage.
> For 'tis truly the fairest and purest be indeed that comely maid of four and ten,
> of umber locks and wolven heart, and of no less worth
> than that of a thousand Greek galleys, who hath made men rally to the Stag
> against the loose Drake? And a bannermen thou hath wrongly
> made for Macbeth, crowned as truly as thee. For 'tis not indeed
> the weird sisters who spake upon Duncan and I whence the battle was won and lost,
> amidst salt and smoke. That Thine MacBeth! Hence, Thane of Cawdor,
> Thane of Glamis, shall rule as no less than King of both?
>>70674273
>muh meme characters
>>70674275
you joking? the hound didnt seem to regret anything, that was all the septon guy who ended up hanged
remember the hound actually wanted to fight the 3 riders, and he said he was drivevn by hate
>>70674380
to file name leei arxeio lhpshs top kek
>>70674350
>what is targaryen incest
>>70674340
It is always a Stannis thread
>>70674373
> Nothing exceptional
> Autistic
> Not great at fighting
> Didn't like to fuck
> Didn't care about his own child
> Religious zealot
> Adulterer
Idk famalam, that's pretty exceptional in GoT.
>>70674284
it was before i had watched any GoT so didnt know what i was getting into
maybe if i'd started with the starks or lannisters or something i'd have enjoyed it more
>>70674341
how does it feel to be a massive faggot?
>>70673651
>Not Stag of Swag
Why not?
>>70674373
He's the underdog and pretty badass.
>"Sir, the wildfire, hundreds will die."
>"Thousands"
>>70674397
Frowned upon by gods and men
>>70674336
>ελληνες
>stannisfags
η αλβανια ειναι βορεια
>>70674334
>tfw so autistic I literally reacted like this the first time a girl hugged me
>>70674122
>Stannis' secret army
>>70674395
Hahahahaahahhahahahahhaahha
Eimai*
Help guys am running out of Stannis material
>>70674412
Probably.
Try not to invade instantly.
>>70674187
>Define nothing?
How, exactly. They stormed a castle with old men and women staying there with overwhelming forces and took it. Held it for exactly one chapter or so before the Boltons fucked them up.
>Largely unschated
Because nobody gives a shit about the iron islands. Literally, nobody would go to take a shit on their shores. They are without resources, they "do not sow", hell their fucking king was killed off screen by yet unknown reasons (book lore at least)
>Every representative got their shit fucked up
As a result of doing something that mattered. Greyjoys did NOTHING. You have something going with the "fucking shit up" I guess. Theon's betrayal put a lot of things in motion, so I'll concede to that one. Aside from that, I still stand that they are there only for other houses to make fun of.
>Headcanon/fanfiction
Maybe so, but the lack of evidence proving anything else leads me to that conclusion.
>>70674437
fuck off to your oikos greekfags
>>70674388
Yeah I didn't say he'd never use violence. The opposite. He did reply to the Septon that whole ''you don't know what I've done'' cliche. I reckon he's going to be a Moralfag GoT Punisher.
>>70674363
Tumblr hates LF because they are too dumb for le plots and schemes
>>70674280
Why would Renly paint his stag in Tyrell colors?
>>70674424
>come with me and take this city
He doesn't give gay speeches, right to the point. First off the boat and first up the ladder
>>70674430
they are the dragon blood. who could stop them? they have been doing it well before aegon the first.
>>70674437
Skase mwri userping poutana
>>70674452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc0V-bmPJto
whats the point if not to defeat your enemies and hear the lamentations of their women?
>>70674340
That's every thread.
>>70674087
>Have a badass killer in Penthos
Child refugee of war, abuse victim, ran away after going from slave to kidnapping victim to desolate orphan, now a brainwashed child soldier with nothing left to live for but revenge fantasies from her trauma
>the young wolf that won battles
Dead, body desecrated
>commander of the Night's watch
Dead
>a female Little finger in the making
Framed murderer on the run, hostage forced to accept captivity, captor is a lecherous pedophile predator killer, she's suffering Stockholm Syndrome and suppressing her fear of him, he manipulates her into trusting him and avoiding the people who could rescue her
>a zombie mom
Her existence is the last moment before she died if it never ended, an endless moment of mind-shattering grief and horror, literal living hell, less than a shadow of her former self
>One of the finest warriors in the kingdoms
Entire family dead, in order to save the only one left he would have to give up everything that remains of that family, and even then he knows they'd both end up dead. Nothing left but to die slowly over the years, starving with his men while winter encroaches and his killers wait outside
>Robert killed a silver haired fag with his hammer
Peaked in high school, fat shit killed by boar, raised the worst king of all time who plunged the realm into chaos
>Stannis the mannis
Hopeless cause, gonna burn his own daughter
>>70674480
Because most of his support came from the Tyrells and he was going to marry or did marry Margaery. It's like how Joffrey and Tommen have both the Lannister Lion and the Baratheon Stag on their sigil.
>>70674457
Why do you get so easily triggered by the Ironborn? Next you're going to whine about how their a failed culture and whatnot. Its not like there are tons of anons shouting for Euron in this thread.
>>70674469
i doubt it
he'll be slightly more good but don't think punisher mode, just ally himself with the starks or just look for arya or something
>>70674495
> Let me just attack this county with 1000 men
War isn't just fighting
>>70674340
MADNUSSS HAD IT"S TIME, NOW STANNIS WILL RESTORE ORDER
>>70674122
>Preston spoils the ending of Fistful of Dollars
>but also quotes the Communist Manifesto
Fucking based
Who the fuck actually rules The Stormlands now ?
>>70674491
>who could stop them?
Theres a reason why theres no Targ on the throne now.
>>70674402
It really isn't.
>>70674424
That's not badass. That's his autism compelling him to correct misinformation. He's an underdog for good reason.
>>70673130
>HELP ME GREYWORM
>>70674529
couldnt be arsed to work out all the intricacies of politics and diplomacy
not for me m8
>>70674544
Tommen I guess
Who the fuck is Preston and why should i care about him?
>>70674122
Too much Jaimefagging.
Back to the boy band with you.
>>70674553
> Stannis isn't exceptional
Name one person that is, by your definition.
>>70674548
and the reason is not incest and you know that.
>>70674505
>>commander of the Night's watch
>Dead
migrate >>70674580
>>70674580
>>70674580
>inb4 new thread azor jon
>>70674568
He was in a boy band in the 90's, now is a succesful asoiaf youtuber
>>70674240
It's real.
>>70674457
You're not making any sense. One second your issue is that the Sack is unimpressive, which is fine, but then you say it didn't matter. That's retarded. The capture of Winterfell had a massive impact.
>Maybe so, but the lack of evidence proving anything else leads me to that conclusion.
That's dumb.
>>70674568
He's a guy who analyzed GRRM's older works to find secret answers to the theories of ASOIAF.
He also lurks on /got/
BTFO'd when tried to ask George about his inspiration and old works, but George would only talk about salad dressing and red wedding memes
>>70673206
nice fridge
>>70673346
the fray you fucking retard
>>70673440
Perfect for this
>>70674610
Who is going to play Victarion?
>>70674572
That's easy, i could name almost any character. here, let me pull one out of the air: Varys. He's a man who has made himself untouchable through the mere fact that he's privy to everyone. His information network makes him one of the most dangerous men in the world. He's proven to be incredibly cunning and resourceful *by his own merits*. He manipulates unseen, creating waves across the globe.
>>70673613
Doesn't Dany have more screentime than almost anyone else? I can't think of a single character with more screentime. Maybe Jon or even Arya.
>>70674577
It was part of the general i'll will they built up. Incest is ok for Targs but not for everyone else. The targs never fully lost the foreign conquer not quite one of us aspect.
>>70674666
He doesn't have a cock.
>>70674340
Hhahaha i get it cos it's dead hahahaha
there are too few black people in this show, that's why i watch it
>>70674673
don't you have a rope you should be hanging yourself by? I can't think of a single poster with more motivation.
>>70674774
and so ended anon -4673 are you proud?
>>70673173
suck her soles
