Would you ever consider appearing on Dating Naked?
Well I am black so yes
not in today's world
the memes would be fucked, your mates and family would fucking slaughter you and make you regret it for the rest of your life.
plus none of the chicks are really that hot, id rather do somthing like survivor where you get to fuck bitches, play cool challenges, and live on an island for a few months
>>70672618
goddamn that girl had some bad liposuction
>6" in girth and length
Am I fucked?
>>70672618
>implying he's not mirin the black dude
>>70672618
Would they censor my manboobs?
>tfw manboobs, tiny dick, overgrown pubic hair
>when i stand naked infront of a mirror i look like an androgynous tranny woman
>>70672705
> maybe I should do some crunches and planks before this big tv show
> nah fuck it, I read in magazine that everyone has abs under healthy amount of fat on their belly
That nigger is light skinned enough to be Italian in my book
I bet he even has light eyes
These are the niggers we need in America more than ever, you have my approval
>>70672736
That's slightly above average anon, so no
>>70672753
Are you cute ? Build good thought ?
im not really in shape and i have a small dick. i absolutely would if it meant i could go on an actual date
>>70672705
Iirc she was a fitness bitch.
>>70672618
Both guys can get much better then her.
>>70672618
>tfw roid nuts
My god. Both guys are way out of her league. They should just fuck each other.
>>70672791
Yeah I have excessive estrogen for some reason so I have effeminate facial features and really soft skin/hands. I'd make a great transwoman if I actually swung that way, but I have no interest in that. I'll probably get a mastectomy when I can afford it. I also try to grow a beard to hide my feminine facial features, but it barely grows out.
>>70672618
Why are they just staring at eachothers junk when theres a naked chick there? This pic perfect ly summarizes /fit/
>>70672856
Togtfo
>>70672879
Because the chick is skinny fat and gross as fuck. Look at that cellulite. Ew.
>>70672856
I have the same problem
On the upside it gives me amazing hair though
>no tits
>no curves
>skinnyfat
>6/10 face
niggerlover whore
>>70672618
Is this show just a "which guy has the biggest dick" competition?
>>70672705
no those are abs showing through you fucking piece of shit
>>70672618
Why are they censored?
>>70672618
>Be 'Murican
>Make show explicitly involving nudity
>Not allowed to actually show the nudity unless it's on special channels
>Be British
>Make show involving nudity
>Can show it uncensored on any channel after 9pm
Why are the FCC so afraid of le titties?
>>70672975
>>skinnyfat
she has very low bodyfat (for a woman) and roidgut
>>70672618
Why are these men so fucking hairless? I mean, is it hormones or are they purposefully waxing themselves?
>>70673007
>that cellulite
>abs
Lol no. She looks like she's had 3 kids with that stomach.
>>70673064
FCC only applies to network television (ABC, CBS, NBC), it has no jurisdiction over cable. American TV (non-network) can show nudity after 8 or 9 as well but they don't for some reason. I think it's a fear that advertisers won't want to associate their products with the show.
People are fine with violence on TV, but lose their shit over nudity for some reason.
>>70673064
this. Same here in Spain, they do this show which is explicitly about dating, all while they're fully naked on some remote island, uncensored obv. It's boring as shit, only worth it if there's some hot chick on.
>>70673103
Never know when you'll suddenly have to swim really fast
>>70673104
This triggers the feminazi.
>>70673087
roidgut then. w/e her stomach looks gross.l
Is there a hot girl in this show?
Does she have to compete in lewd events?
unless the answers to these are yes then I dont see the point in this show
>>70673104
i remember when she pissed of so many fatties. whats her name?
I think it would be a fun show to go on but I wouldn't cause it seems like it could hurt you career wise down the road. It's trashy as hell.
>>70673261
If only it was right there in the picture, guess we'll never know
>>70672618
>Dating Naked
At least watch something Naked and Afraid.
>mfw a couple has to lay on top of one another naked to preserve heat
Sadly it's also censored, but you can at least figure that survival instinct gets them to do shit they wouldn't otherwise when they're not bitching.
>>70673104
WE WUZ KANGS
>>70673325
Does another guy have to "conserve heat" with someone elses wife?
>>70673104
Can someone post the pic of that fat mom who took a similar pic in response to this? Her body is all flabby and gross, I've been googling but I can't find it.
>>70673362
>>70673325
I love that show because it's a guaranteed way to lose weight considering they're always starving by the end.
>>70672618
I wouldn't give a fuck. Nevertheless I'd get a contract that guarantees a scripted fuck with a bimbo and some cash
>>70673391
kek, thanks man.
>>70673419
This is why women were kept in the kitchen.
>>70673391
>that bed sheet on the wall
>that gross britbong carpet floor
Okay, well if she shat out her devilspawn 2 months ago maybe it's justifiable for her to look like that, but only for the first few months until you lose it by not being a lazy coal burner.
>>70673439
*anal
>>70672618
>two guys eyefucking each other
ayy lmao
>>70672618
If I was the white guy I would fuck the black guy over the fridge.
>>70673285
DELETE
>>70673735
What if you were the black guy?
If there's an uncensored version I'd watch it
>>70673881
There is, it's called porn.
>>70672856
Damn them feels
Hope your mastectomy will works
>>70672618
What's wrong with her belly? It's neither fat nor fit. Is it in the state of superplasticity?
>>70673391
Wrong one, the other girl is a tattooed fat cunt with cats
>>70673754
I'd fuck them both.
>>70672753
>>70672856
Stop eating all dairy and bread immediately.
Eat at least 2 cups worth of Englis Spinach + Kale + Brocolli everyday.
Eat a single grassfed lean cut of steak every day
Go full fucking paleo diet immediately.
Get a pullup bar and start doing Chin ups and Pull ups every day.
Jog or walk for at least an hour a day.
Your description of yourself fit me perfectly.
Then i started doing all the above and my puppyfat and massive mantits just started shedding away.
I thought my man boobs would never go but they're really starting to go.
Paleo diet is amazing.
Chin ups and pull ups will build your back and shoulder muscles and is a quick way to get rid of that pearshape body.
I also drink 2 tsp of matcha green tea a day.
one in the morning and one at lunch, it helps fire up the metabolism and provide energy
goodluck
seriously though i wish i could copy paste this to myself back in time like 10 years ago.
>>70674294
Hang your meme-spouting self from the neck until death.
