why didn't they just fuck them?

Because they are innocent children that had not been corrupted by sexual desires.

a mix between the kankers being ugly and gross and the eds not sure of their sexuality yet(not in the gay way)

>>70658435
>>>/co/

>>70658481

But they wanted the hippie.

Really they just didn't want the clap

>>70658435
they would've poked holes in the condom just like their whore mother did to all three of their fathers

reminder may liking edd was intentional because he was the beta and may was the hottest girl in the show

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>Marie will never peg you

;_;

They probably stink like shit and have genital warts and/or oral herpes.

>>70658516
theyre trailer trash vs the cute hippie up the block
marie was the only one people liked. May was more masculine then any of the boys and may was retarded

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>its double d catches a boomerang and become extremely lewd