>Lord Farquaad
>Lord Fuckwad
ho-ly shit
SOMEBODY
>>70655916
because he never learned
>>70655916
But hes a meany
>>70655916
His height was just a subtle way to hide that he had a small cock from the censors.
>Lipschitz
>Lipshits
!!!
>Skywalker
>Sky Walker
wow how did George come up with this?
HOW
>>70655611
Based on Michael Eisner of Disney
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2001-04-06/features/0104060008_1_lord-farquaad-dreamworks-jeffrey-katzenberg
>>70655916
damn that hurts fuck shrek im with #farquaad now
>>70655916
they never learn
>Martin """"""Short"""""""
>>70655916
At least filthy Ogres are big.
Manlets literally have nothing to offer the world.
actually rewatched it today and unironically liked it.
>>70656140
they tried to do that joke twice
>>70655932
Learn what, that the monster he trusted to help find love would make cruel jokes behind his back? Where's the lesson in that?
>>70656621
>tfw 5'6
>>70656925
at least you can get government money for being legally disabled
>>70656621
I remember when it was 5'8 that was the height always shitted on.
It's just seems to keep getting taller and taller
>>70655916
WHEN
>>70656908
He blackmailed the ogre you idiot
>>70656815
>unironically liking Shrek.
Well no shit, it's a good movie with good jokes, what's there not to like aside from the meme?
>>70656960
I'm going to be brutally honest, I'm 6'3, nearly 6'4, and I'm usually not the tallest person in the room
This is in Australia, one of the tallest countries on Earth
>>70656908
He called Shrek hideous beast and other shit before Shrek even saw him like, stop defending him cause you sympathise you manlet
>>70656621
>6'0
>will never break the official tall person limit
![1362512166575[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fDCKTxh.jpg "1362512166575[1].jpg")
got my army physical today, still 6'1"
feels good man, I was the tallest guy in rooms of 20 95% of the time
>>70655916
holy shit
>>70657047
what do you mean by that
>>70656925
you can still bemy fun-sized bottom qt bf
>>70655916
all is well
>>70656925
iktf all too well bro
>>70657319
that picture is quite heterosexual
>>70657399
>both of them have erections
>>70657234
Do you live in Asia?
>>70657399
that little one has a batcave for an asshole
>>70657319
i am currently imagining them fuck
>>70656925
Just move to Los Angeles. There are so many Mexicans here you will feel like a giant
>>70657319
he's a big guy
>>70657133
6'0 is good man, theres some exceptionally tall girls out there but you're golden on 90% of them
>>70657052
that would be because gravity isn't pushing you from growing down there in the southern hemisphere.
>>70655916
wtf I hate ogres now
>tfw 6'2
>tfw just wanted to be the girl
>>70655611
>be 5'8.5
>have to add the .5 because every little bit counts
>>70656621
DELETE
>>70657752
Gravity is equal in all parts of the earth, you're thinking of air pressure. Also you're retarded for thinking the hemispheres have anything to do with this.
>>70657832
tall bottoms are hot
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw best friend is 6'4"
>tfw whenever we're together i'll always be the manlet
it fucking hurts
i'm getting cucked by reality daily
I thought love was only true in fairytales.
>>70657840
>5'10.75
>drop the 0.75 because 5'10 is still normal
>>70657919
haha le cuck meme infinite upvotes my good sir
>>70657975
actual manlet detecteed
>>70656615
>Not #farsquad
>>70657959
I thought I was 5'10 until I measured myself.
>the muffin man can create monstrous cookie giants at will, if given enough time
Why hasn't he taken over the kingdom?
>>70656621
>in the mind of women
when will you REEEEEE's learn that's a meme holy shit
no decent woman cares about that enough to the point of not dating guys cause they are shorter. yeah everyone has their standards and preferences, i prefer really tall men myself to skinny/buff or whatever but i've dated skellies shorter than me cause i liked them.
that just depends on if you're a cunt looking for a trophy bf/gf or not
anyone else find the first shrek a little....off?
>be 6'1
>talking to acquaintances
>somehow grils get on the topic of height
>ask us how tall we are
>me first, say I'm 5'10
>manlets in the group forced to say they're even shorter than they are or get called out for lying
>Diagon Alleydiagonally
>Nocturne Alleynocturnally
>>70658080
r u a grill?
>>70655889
I love Mystery Men!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>70657569
Holy shit. Some of the stuff I see posted on this site just kill me. Are you people comedians or something?
>>70658132
please go back to rebbit
>>70658080
BHAHAHAHA SURE BRO
>>70657868
>Gravity is equal on all parts of the earth.
Well that's just not true.
>>70658033
Literally defeated by a moat
>>70658104
you fucking monster.
>>70657664
>90%
>Not 99%
>He really thinks 10% of women are 6' or taller.
>>70658115
>inb4 i'm a grill btw
ye m8
>>70658205
Maybe in your murrrica pal
>>70657868
You're retarded thinking I was sincere.
>>70658080
You're literally a little boy to them you heightcuck.
>>70655916
Kill yourself, shorty.
>>70658285
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>70658313
I'm a 6'8 grill m8, you guys just seem to have serious height issues yourselves but ofc it's all women fault
>>70655916
wtf I hate Shrek now
>>70658080
MANLETS
THEY NEVER
NEVER
EVER
LEARN
>>70658382
>a 6'8 girl
literally kys no one will want you
>>70657319
Pls say there is video of them fucking because HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>70658382
can you give me death by snu-snu
>>70658404
jokes on you, i date a 6'5 :-)
>>70656925
kill yourself.
>>70657301
>cup my onions
kek
>>70658423
>>70658404
>>70658401
shit son, i meant 5 not 6 jfc
>>70657133
5'11.7
Close enough for bitches not to know better.
>tfw 5'11
>>70655916
Manlets are not people though
>>70658080
Same, although i tend to have a preference for shorter guys (5'8 and under) men seem to care more about height than women.
>>70657319
Fucking nice.
>>70658132
It would explain why everyone here is depressed, ugly, and short.
>>70658457
I'm still taller than you
>>70656621
>still using inches
>>70658132
kill yourself
>>70658095
What do you mean?
>>70658492
That's nothing. Try being 5'7
>>70657959
>be 6'4" and some change
>say I'm 6'5" because if 5'8" people say they are 5'10" then I can magically gain an inch also
>>70658526
Like i said, everyone has their preferences and that's fine, now if you don't date someone you're otherwise attracted to can't they don't fill one superficial requirement then they are just cunts
>>70658608
ain't competing m8, was saying i've dated shorter guys than me and they are considered "manlets" so that excuse of "i dont get grills cause im a manlet *sniffsniff* fuckin bitches" is utter bull
>>70658711
L O S A N G E L E S
>>70657959
Just round it up you bellend.
Manlet here. /tv/ has ruined me as well. Never been conscious about my height but earlier when I was waiting at the elevator a tall woman with heels kept eyeing on me. I'm pretty good looking with average height (5'7) and she's quite cute as well, In any other day I would have introduced myself but the fact that she's 5'7 + heels got me spaghetti'ed.
Fucking /fit/ and /tv/. fuck you
>>70658816
What do you expect being on 4chan? it fucks everyone up bro. also london?
>>70658711
Tell that to tv who wont date anyone over the age of 13
>>70658816
I'm 5'7 as well and women taller than me on heels make me diamonds.
>5'7
>straight shota fetish
alls well ends well
>>70655916
>>70657234
I'm 6'1" and where I live I feel like a dwarf in public
>>70658614
Even as a patriotic American, this pisses me off.
>>70659184
straight shota is a waste of shota
>>70659184
>5'7"
>Have the build of a dwarf from dungeons and dragons ie THICC frame everywhere (except wrists unfortunately) so I can't pull off the cute boyish look
Life is suffering
>>70658132
BANE?
>>70659358
>being this much of a butthurt manlet to post this comic
OH MERRY MEN~~~
>>70659487
Yes?
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest of them all?
>>70659648
>>70657868
yeah but in australia you're on the bottom so it pulls you down making you taller
>>70659725
Um no if anything it pulls you up not down.
>>70659760
thats not how hemispheres work idiot things are reversed in the south like when you flush your toilet
>>70659725
>>70659760
>>70659865
Acting retarded makes you retarded.
>>70659865
Im going by the anons pic dipshit. clearly it woudnt affect your height anyway.
>>70659604
Haha that's bretty good anon
>>70657664
>tfw 6'1
Never fucked a girl even close to my height, and I see girls taller than me I wanna fuck it regardless of looks, just for the experience.
>tfw whenever a guy in the room is taller than me always get the weird urge to fight them
Is this what you short people feel like?
>>70659898
>>70658033
Don't you mean baken over the kingdom?
>>70659933
Thanks, posted it in the bane threads and no one got it so i had to change the file name. So many plebs on /tv/
>>70656621
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
>it's another ugly people try to create an echo chamber where height is king to make themselves feel better thread
>>70658104
Genius
>>70656621
dELET
>>70656567
The first movie really was a pretty thinly veiled FUCK YOU to Disney.
>>70656925
164cm here.
>>70659358
What's wrong with fapping to Lisa Ann?
>>70657840
>mfw when i'm 5'8.5 and i always add the .5 :^)
in the same boat ;_;
>>70655916
Lord Farquaad being the libcuck that he is sent the refugees to Shrek's swamp and Shrek just wanted to reclaim his homeland
>tfw 181 in manlet country
That was close
>>70656567
Eisner was a piece of shit, so good for them.
>>70655916
>>70655611
Their is actually a back story to this apparently the person who directed this movie hated the guts of the dreamwork's VP at the time so he made this character (which looks a lot like him), called him Lord "fuckwad", made him super gay and gave him a small penis. Pretty insane he got this through the filters
>>70659970
>tfw 6'0 and fucked a girl 6'1 with a huge ass
Kinda awkward desu.
>>70657319
I got AIDS from just looking at that
>>70660032
I just rewatched ReloadedI don't know why its a piece of shitand I bursted out laughing cause I forgot all about that guy
>>70656621
>>70657133
>tfw at 5'11"
>>70655932
I'm 5'2" I don't get what the big deal about being tall here is? Just because you're taller doesn't mean you're better. Look at Audie Murphy, he was a "manlet" and more a man than any of you lot
>>70660636
Walk away from an exploding tank that you just exited, and then, maybe, you'll be able to compare yourself to Audie Murphy.
You sad pathetic fucking manlet.
>>70660636
>audie murphy
Its Eddie Murphy you stupid fuck
Anybody notice how manlet betas are the ones that post anime? Just can't be coincidence.
>>70660636
>3 inches shorter than Audie Murphy
Holy fucking shit anon, even that jockey's a giant to the likes of you.
>>70656473
Luke Skywalker
Luke S.
Lukes
Lucas
O...m..g...
>>70660607
Reloaded is comfy for me. Cant stand revelations or whatever the last ones called. Yes he was the original bane who crashed a ship with no survivors (cept himself)
>>70660672
>implying I'm not in the military
>>70660709
He's more of a man than you, quit acting like just because you're big you're tough. You are just a bigger target for my bullets. Welcome to 17th+4 century where people fight with guns.
>>70656621
>tfw 6'1
>>70660701
>6'5"
>loves anime
suck my dick standing up queer
>>70660985
He actually crashes 5 ships the absolute madman
>tfw 6'2" while gf is a petite 4'11"
>she is fun-sized (her words) for fucking and school girl roleplay
>>70661086
Oh yeah my bad! moms gonna freak! Personally i would love to see more matrix movies how about you?
>>70661125
Well memed
>>70661098
>4'11"
do people give you weird looks when you pick her up from kindergarten?
>>70658104
DEVILISH
>>70661144
*tips sunglasses*
>>70661036
>He's more of a man than you, quit acting like just because you're big you're tough. You are just a bigger target for my bullets. Welcome to 17th+4 century where people fight with guns.
I called Audie a giant, kid. What more do you want, weekend soldier?
The Romans were manlets, and a Roman legionary came inside one of the ancestors of every Mediterranean/western European in this thread. Checkmate lanklets
>>70661036
It's always the military faggots who get mad the fastest. Enjoy never experiencing an iota of glory you fucking manlet.
>>70659604
Mr. Anderson I'm SMITH
if you are under 6 ft tall then you should just take girl hormones and become the fucktoy for alphas you were always meant to be
>>70661225
I can reach the top shelf in any store.
Take that manlets.
>>70661145
Not as weird as when one of your dads pick you up from your car seat.
>>70661287
The longer your arms the faster your ribcage collapses on the cross.
Checkmate you dirty German
>>70661274
>>70661219
I'd fuck you up fast goon, you'd be surprised just how fucked up you'd get from a "little man". My knife is big enough to stab through your retard hide and if you try to run I'd shoot you in the back like a dog. You tall fucks make me laugh, walking around like big swinging dicks. Tall guys tend to have almost no fortitude
>>70661257
And how many medals do you have punk? Call me a manlet to my face, I'll take you down and strangle you and I'd fuck your butt blood but I don't want to reward you. Weak bitches give me a hard on so you better stay away from me
>>70661348
>I'm taller than you
>you make a height joke
have fun picking up/kneeling down in order to kiss your homunculus woman fag, if you'd just get a normal sized one like any decent person you'd save yourself back problems down the line
>>70661366
>having to fall back on a collapsed empire to justify your genetic inferiority
>>70661401
>I'd shoot you in the back like a dog.
And you're a coward to boot. Anon, just stop. You're not cool and you never will be.Nah just fuckin around, well played. I know you're just baiting, but I fucking love angry manlet rants.
>>70658080
It's not a meme. It's just that most girls want a man that's taller than them. Considering average female height isn't that tall, it usually isn't too much to ask.My preference is for him to be at least my height when I'm in heels
But on that same note, in my experience men have more of an issue with women being taller than them than girls do with men being shorter. Must be something about feeling emasculated. Either way it's not incredibly common to see a tall woman with a short man for both of these reasons.
>>70661473
there has never been an important tall person in all of history. All of them were below 6 feet
>>70661528
you got me, what gave it away. I need to know to improve my trolling
>>70661549
>Abraham Lincoln was not important
Might want to check your facts, shortarse
>>70661537
You're a woman so your opinion is lesser, but I'll consider it.
>>70661423
thats just sad
>>70661337
>getting an autograph of a backup dancer
why
>>70661577
>releasing the niggers
not important indeed, he should of spent less time sharpening his axe and more time sending a certain group of "people" back where they belonged
>>70661454
For you to complain about lifting 110 lbs and having back problems explains a lot about you.
>I'm taller than you
Sure thing Timmy.
>>70658104
>tfw I've done this as 6'2
They literally rethink their entire lives
>>70661549
There will be now. We're all taller on average these days.
>>70661594
>gets his inventions stolen
>not remembered in history
>a lunatic
why is this fool important again?
>>70661537
>isn't too much to ask
You talk as if people had some kind of say or control when it comes to height.
>>70661598
>>70661537
This. How else would asian women cope with asian men? As long as you're at least taller than them, you're usually good even if you're a manlet.
Everyone still prefers men over 6'0 though.
>>70655916
Pic related it's you
>>70661629
>110 lbs
fucking lol, your girl is a fatass. Enjoy your back problems, weak guys tend to get them
>>70661664
I more meant that most women don't have a hard time finding a man taller than them. So it's not a very limiting standard to have.
>>70661626
Whether you agree with them or not, starting the American Civil War and emancipating the slaves are both extremely important acts that have an influence on politics and society up to this day.
Why are midgets always so deluded and ignorant?
>>70655916
>manlet is made fun of for his height from start to finish
because the movie made fun of the tropes.
>>70661689
>I'm a woman so I can't respond to criticism here is a picture of who I'm dating atm
This is why women's suffrage was a mistake, they don't even have the fortitude to argue like a man would. Why are you on here? Get back to the kitchen
>>70661707
She's a 14 year martial artist, and I lift weights. Keep trying Timmy
>>70661760
>>70661745
not really in a good way though, that doesn't make him important, that makes him infamous. Also he was into witchcraft, no wonder he looked like a ghoul
>>70661656
Because he invented those stolen inventions, shorty. It's not complicated.
>>70661762
>I lift weights
she doesn't count as a weight anon, spare your back, it's more important than your child gf
I haven't been on 4chan since January but I can tell you that women, well some women like tall men. But there are a lot of guys who call them on that shit because these same women also say stupid shit like I am big and beautiful or other "girl power" crap. Saying a man should accept me for who I am. While they objectified men. If you guys get out of the house often then you will see these women are not the majority. As you get older women start becoming desperate because I need to get married and have kids. While if you're a guy, younger women like you because you're "mature". If you don't become a fat slob who is balding. If you do then you better become Trump rich otherwise you're doomed.
>>70661401
>being proud of being a manlet
>being proud of being a puppet for US congressmen and Israel and shooting Palestinian children
>>70661537
>My preference is for him to be at least my height when I'm in heels
this is really what it's about. as long as you're 2 inches above a girls height, it;s all good. even if you're a 5'6'' manlet, you're still within range for the majority of women
tldr: manlets need to stop being insecure about their height and start being insecure about shit that matters
>>70661773
I don't hate women, women are good looking, fun to fuck and that's about it. There value in society is one that is primarily based around the household. Raising children, cleaning and cooking, making sure their man is happy. Women in any other capacity is almost a guaranteed disaster. They can't fight for shit, they have little emotional control during situations that don't go as planned, they have unrealistic expectations and they get overly emotional to quickly. Hell you can't "Over react" without "Ovary"
Just give it up you small minded woman, men will always be better, that's why we gave you the right to vote and work in any capacity. Now get back to the kitchen and bring me a sandwich
>>70661900
Even worse is that he's comparing the pathetic modern military to Audie fucking Murphy. Murphy would be disgusted with how things are done these days.
>>70661805
but he didn't get credit for them. what a fool
>>70661926
>>70656981
thank-you I just had the first laugh in the entire day with this pic/filename
>>70661843
Nah, the grand majority of people are selfish assholes who want to be picky then get mad or insecure when they don't meet someone else's standard.
But eventually some kind of desperation forces most people to lower their standards. Usually age or unwanted celibacy.
>>70661954
Doesn't change facts. If a guy invents something important, then his contribution was important. Credit's just something manlets suck up so they can feel special. An actual man doesn't give a fuck.
>>70661783
>things I disagree with are not important
Infamy is not the opposite of importance, titch.
Don't fret your tiny head about it, though, not all of us were born to be tall and intelligent.
>>70661773
As a racist, don't associate me with MRA betas.
>>70661926
>There value
>>70662052
>>70656621
>tfw 5'11
>TFW A FUCKING 5'2 ASIAN CALLED ME SHORT ONCE
Being bellow 6'0 is misery, women think you're a fucking midget. I was so close to making it.
>>70661995
I'm in my mid 20s and I can see most people lowering their standards. Especially women who know they will never get the hunk of a man who is rich. I agree that most people are selfish assholes but they do it out of conditioning from their education. Also if you happen to be younger than I, protip: start working out like crazy. Your body starts betraying you around 23. I am lucky to have been active all my life, but you will see people blow up after 22. This is why people lower their standards as well.
>>70661843
>If you guys get out of the house often then you will see these women are not the majority.
Another anon that gets it.
>>70661926
tfw 5'2" and never had a problem getting women
>>70662083
Don't think you can out shitpost me either, lad.
>>70661926
>Triggered beta : the post
>>70662120
There are ways to get around height. Like having a big dick and being good with your mouth. Or just pursuing a very insecure woman.
>>70662150
>>70662104
I like your gif. Too bad I destroyed my old drive. It finally died after six years :(.
>>70662150
Oh i believe you, i dont think anyone here can match the pure unfitered autism falling out your mouth in your butthurt posts. We are sorry you are a virgin, but thats not our fault anon. Maybe try not being so repulsive to women? Maybe leave the basement once in a while and shower, your mother would appreciate it.
>>70662231
You seem confused m8. My original post was against MRAs.
>>70662120
>>70662166
it's basically like this
there are three things women look for:
height
face
frame
if a guy has all three of these than a girl will want him.
BUT
there's a secret fourth factor: personality.
if you only have two of the three, personality can make up for it.
hell, if your personality is good enough, girls can be attracted to you even if you just have one.
of course, there are lots of exceptions, but this is the general rule.
if you have none of the three, personality can't take on the entire load. sorry desu.
oh, and money doesn't count in the trifectum when we're talking about actual physical attraction here.
>>70662269
I believe your original post was crying about women and how you dont get any action. Again not our problem neckbeard.
>>70662289
Stick chemistry in there too. Women are more preoccupied with that than most think. You can be hot and nice but eventually women will get bored or gravitate towards someone else if there's no spark.
Except if you're rich. Then they can live with it.
>>70662094
>still wanting the whore's respect after that
should have just scarecrowed her tbqh
>>70662388
thought chemistry was inclvded in the personality umbrella
>>70662394
>Look mom i'm projecting
>>70662394
we've all seen that creature and gotten a fantastic ego boost out of it.
>>70662388
This is mostly because women are trained by media since childhood to expect some amazing spark of love in their relationship and get disillusioned when it doesn't happen. Or they don't yet get that a spark can be fleeting and real shit takes work and doesn't just happen because it's "meant to be".
>>70662465
>this entire conversation isn't projecting
>>70662289
>implying that a women will want someone with pretty face and 5'11'' height when i have the body of a holocaust survivor
yeah ok.
>>70662514
>Is so beyond mad he's run out of shit to say
Top kek
>>70662554
Well that can be fixed. The other two can't.
>>70659358
>someone made this
>>70662408
The version of his character from Batman Begins or from TDKR?
>>70662563
>top kek is a rebuttal
Ayy lmao
>>70662487
you can always fake the spark by subliminal messaging
>>70661401
WHEN
>>70662617
>Claims its not a rebuttal
>Has provided nothing to rebutt
>Desperately trying to have the last word
Aint gonna happen dude
>>70662585
malabsorption :'(
>>70658080
This.
>>70662487F-fuck this hits closer to home than I'd like
>>70657868
>Gravity is equal in all parts of the earth
Well yeah, but it's more equal in some parts.
>>70662671
My original claim was that I cannot be out shitposted. I am still shitposting so thus winning.
>>70662697
That really can't be worked around? I don't know anything about this but can't you get nutrients another way?
>>70662763
Your original claim was that women should be in the kitchen and they dont like you because you say stupid shit.
>>70662709
>242 replies
>>70659358
>bose
>tfw everything is catered to manlet and femlet height
>>70658112
I'm pretty sure it's Knockturn Alley, but the point still stands I guess.
>>70662814
>>70662052 was my first post in this thread, brah.
