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SansaxJonxArya is Love, SansaxJonxArya is Life

>>70645052
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Azor Jon!
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GHOSTxSANSA
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Pod will marry Sansa and Gendry will marry Arya.
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>>70647312
HOUNDXSANSA
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1st for Lady Baelish
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>>70647285
No. The question was about how big a direwolf's knot would be for Salsa.
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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
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>>70647329
Further proof that ghost would be perfect for Sansa - She already has experience with dogs.
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>>70647341
girl gets around
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>>70647303
>You can find shippers of any retarded pairing on any popular website. The point is that Jonsa is a more mainstream shipping pairing among people considered "normie." CIA gets very little attention in comparison.

That's what Sophie would want, and it's all that matters to me.
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Lord Stark
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>>70647455
WERZ MA FOOKIN SISTAH?
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If you had a Valyerian steel sword, what would you name it, what kind of design would you like it's physical appearance to be?
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>>70647415
Well Sansa wants the North and she ain't getting it with a Wildling loving Zombie Bastard who may or may not even be a Stark.
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>>70647455
I want to go balls deep into him and kiss him fiercely.
No homo.
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>>70647508
>Wildling loving Zombie Bastard

You keep saying that and keep ignoring that Jon becomes Jon Stark King in the North
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
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Bend the knee to Stannis, best king and rightful qt of the seven kingdoms
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>>70647509
You have to bite his ear or else you lose the banter side of the act
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I think one of the most interesting cultural phenomenoms of the 21st century has been the intellectual decline of American Jews. These people used to be really smart, if you look at the mid-20th century, you had people like John von Neumann in science, Norman Mailer in literature, Stephen Kubrick in cinema. Now all Jews have in cultural power is based on ethnic nepotism. The best example of the new Jewish "intellectual" is someone like Lena Dunham or Noah Smith, who don't know anything but get a pass thanks to their connections.

What does this have to do with Game of Thrones? Well, if D&D actually knew their history, they would understand that Stannis Baratheon was created by GRRM to represent the kind of "New Monarch" who in the 15th and 16th centuries centralized the monarchies in Europe, diminished the power of the aristocracy and the Church and by empowering common people as a wedge against the nobility created much of the opportunities for the commercial revolution. Stannis, with his hatred of the great lords, his connections with merchants and trade through his tenure as Master of Ships, his granting of opportunities to lowborn such as Davos Seaworth etc represents that spirit in Westeros.

D&D, being left-wing Jews, should admire him for it. But they are dumb, they looked at Stannis and saw just a "religious patriarch" so they treated him with contempt. Even now, 7 episodes after his death they still joke at him and humiliate him. They really think they are helping dismantle organized religion and cisheteropatriarchy by doing so. Fucking historical illiteracy, old Jews wouldn't fall for it. Maurice Druon, the Jew who wrote "Les Rois maudits", the historical fiction series about the House of Capet and who inspired GRRM, openly admired the centralizing work of kings like Philip IV of France, he would understand what Stannis was.
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Reminder that Preston was in a 90's boy band and has probably slain more pussy than all you virgins combined
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>>70647501
Assfucker

The grip and pommel would be a penis that I would insert into the orfices of defeated foes.
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>>70647501
I'd want a warhammer desu.

Normal warhammers are already way better than swords against armored opponents, can you imagine having a valyrian steel one?

You could make the spike large as fuck and it wouldn't weight any heavier and it would pierce through armor (and body) like it's made of paper.
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King of Winter coming trough. Bow you shits
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>>70647482
The best girl is safe, return to shitposting or else now it begins.
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So the High Sparrow is Howland Reed, right?
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>>70647567
>these faggothugs
They might've slain a lot of assholes or sucked a lot of dicks, yes. Don't think they've slain any pussy.
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Brienne:
- wooden sword
- pink dress (to make her feel uncomfortable)

Septa:
- bell and that thing she beated Cersei with
- her regular robe

The fight is for Young Rose's affection.
Who would win?
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>>70647628
>pink dress (to make her feel uncomfortable)
it made my dick very comfortable
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>>70647571
A war hammer that weighs less is pretty useless to be honest.

It would look nice, but be weaker when you swing it and hit
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>>70647615
boipucci is still pucci
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>>70647593
i wish the loli would've grilled him on leaving the night's watch and subsequently had him beheaded
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>>70647628
double bells
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>>70647669
Well that's why you make it fuckhueg like vordts hammer or something
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Right, it's time to get 100% mad.

Was or was not the fight between Arya and the Waif just breeches-on-the-head retarded?

Arya:
>aware that you've now burned your last bridge with the world's premier assassins guild & they may well be after you
>walk around their home city not being on your guard, staring off in a daydream at a big statue
>you know how Faceless Men operate because you've been training with them for almost 2 seasons now
>let an old woman you've never seen before get close enough to touch you

The Waif:
>be a young fully trained-up agent of a premier assassins guild with an exceptionally high success rate and well known for being extremely thorough in their work
>after outsmarting your target, rather than cutting her throat outright, you stab her in a possibly non-fatal manner and grin at her smugly over her shoulder
>she slaps your shit and escapes into a canal
>rather than diving in after her to confirm your target's death, you gaze at the water for all of 12 seconds before fucking off back to base safe in the knowledge that no human being could've survived a stab to the belly followed by a dip in the canal for less than half a minute

The Song of Ice and why haven't D&D been Fired
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>>70647563
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>>70647593
>autism
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>>70647571

The benefit of valyrian steel is that it's extremely light, sharp and doesn't break. Making a blunt weapon out of it would be a huge waste, which is why there are no valyrian steel blunt weapons.
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>>70647690
Well that's because that probably isn't Arya
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>>70647571
>Normal warhammers are already way better than swords against armored opponents
jesus chirst when this meme will die?
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>>70647693
uh
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any leaks or predictions for ep 8?
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>>70647549
In summary then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apGoh8cN1mM
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>Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort!
What did he mean by this?
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>>70647690
they're jewish, that is the only correct answer
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>>70647693
for what purpose
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>>70647596
Ser Arthur, I'm Winterfell
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>>70647744

>>70646155

Probably just refining a theory based on everything available but who knows
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>>70647731
le preston meme!!! XD hhaha so funny i come from le reddit too :P
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>>70647791
>getting mad at menes
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>>70647571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseman%27s_pick
>This was a type of war hammer that had a very long spike
>a number of drawbacks limited the weapon's effectiveness
>The injury caused by the weapon was also small and rarely immediately fatal
>if swung too hard, the weapon often became embedded in the victim or their armour, making retrieval difficult.
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>>70647272
This is the script for the unaired pilot:
http://goodinaroom.
com/wp-content/uploads/Game-of-Thrones-pilot-script-Winter-Is-Coming.pdf
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reminder that he never died
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>>70647789
Doesn't sound legit.
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>>70647791
...
this came about in a thread like an hour ago

but by all means, namedrop
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>>70647690
Don't forget the premise.

>Guild of lethal assassins, whose power you've witnessed firsthand many times, gives you an ultimatum
>Either kill a random unknown bitch or die yourself
>Stand like a retard in the FIRST ROW of the play and react completely opposite to the rest of the crowd, so as to draw as much attention to yourself as humanly possible
>Engage in a FULL MINUTE of conversation with this woman and realize her life is worth more than your own
>Prove to everyone you're the least competent assassin's apprentice to ever graze the Earth by not having the balls to kill a stranger who even plays your mortal enemy in a play

I'll have some of whatever Dee en Dee's smoking
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>>70647858
i agree, just the only thing i saw lately
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>>70647858
because it's not.
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>>70647853
Syrio V. Jackie Bizarre

NO ONE BOWL
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>>70647853
Then why is he walking away?
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>>70647726
never because it's true
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>>70647858
The leaks that are out sound dull as all hell, in terms of plot progression. I don't think we're going to have another Hardhomme this season.
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>>70647921
The waif has cute whiskers
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Unsullied armor upgrade when?
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>>70647929
Is that why all knights and men-at-arms used war hammers throughout the period, anon?
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Name 1 thing wrong with this character apart from leddit liking her

protip: you cant
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>GRRM is still sick
>hasn't writen since at least 24th may
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>Go in peace, Sandor Clegane. The Lord of Light isn't done with you yet.
What did he mean by this?
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>>70648011
she thinks she is smarter than she is
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>tfw a 70-year old movie has more realistic armor than the highest-budget show of today
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>>70647726
wat?

https://www.google.ca/search?q=half-swording&biw=1440&bih=799&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiD2ITD15vNAhUBXiYKHTALCwoQ_AUIBigB

Swords are so fucking shit against armor that people used them like they were - guess what? - FUCKING HAMMERS.

Only if you use a real hammer, it's better designed to pierce/damage/hurt than if it's just a sword hilt.
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>>70647921
It's not Syrio.

They are perfect
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>>70648028
>that fuckin hurt
>get outta here, i need to pillage again
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>>70647482
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>>70648007
chances are they'd be fighting armorless peasants in that period

the hammer is still the better weapon against armored men-at-arms
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>>70648011
Who in seven hells doesn't like the Queen of Thorns?
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>>70648011
She's really one dimensional. Her entire character boils down to "What sort of sick burn is she going to lay on Cersei this episode??"
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>>70648082
Tywin and Cersei
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>>70648064
the thumbs up one is still the best
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>>70648001
The unsullied look like the fucking gay parade with their wimpy armor now
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>>70648041
What makes you think she thinks she is smarter than she is ? she is very realistic and calculating , one of the last few characters who are cold calculating assholes , she did no mistakes yet imo
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What was the point in the melly sanders reveal that she's a hag? Is it gonna advance any plot further down the line, or is it just to show she's really old and has seen some shit?
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>>70648043
>muh realism
it's fucking fantasy mate, it has dragons and ice zombies and tree fairies and you decide to sperg over some armor.
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>>70648043

That was much closer to medieval times than we are now, so of course they'd remember better
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bearloli best loli
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>>70648105
lately, yes

but lately, every scene has been feeling like the same scene over and over

>it's an arya gets shitkicked scene
>it's a cersei gets rekt scene
>it's a high sparrow ruses scene
>it's a tommen's a pussy scene
>it's a smirk fueled win for dany scene
>it's a cock joke
>it's a fart joke
>its
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>>70648146
VALAR DELETHIS
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>>70648107
And also Podrick, I imagine, since she made him go all the way to Volantis just to get her some figs.
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>>70648082
I don't know man , many people here think is le witty xd meme like tyrione

On a side note , How come tyrione character is so shitty so far this season ? him and varys feel like they're Dany bitches now and they are not cunning and calculating as they were in kings landing
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>>70648007
They're always pictured with swords because 99% of the people they fought didn't have armor, or only light armor.

Against a barbarian wearing a boar skin for armor, or a peasant with a pitchfork, of course you want a sword.

And when they fought another knight? Well, either they had a mace/hammer ready, or >>70648048
they did that. Because swordfighting against a full-plate armor is stupid.

>but m-muh Find the chink in the armor!
Yeah, spend a minute trying to drive your sword exactly at the right angle. meanwhile, he'll just bash your head with a mace and your helmet barely even does anything against blunt trauma.
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The High Sparrow is Howland Reed, right?
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>>70648129
The reveal was the point. Why would it need to advance further?
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>>70647549
>books vs d&d
more like this
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>>70647352
wtfamireading
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>>70648140
wew
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>>70648163
People treat her like she's a power player, but the only substantive things she's ever done were really Littlefinger.
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lads,

what if the waif is syrio?
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>>70648194
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>>70647455
i liked it when his girlfriend hung captain vane
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We've had an episode without Danny Reece now and two full episodes without the dwarf. Amazing.
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>>70648163
I liked the Theon/Yara scene.
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>>70648073
That would be polearms actually. A weapon you can lunge or thrust with will always have greater reach than a weapon you must swing. Therefore, attempting to use a warhammer against a man with a pike means that he gets the first blow every single time.
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>>70648188
no, its the real rhaegar targary
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Mance mentions that there is no way to win against the White Walkers and no one knows it better than him. What could have driven him to arrive at that conclusion?
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>>70647690
>implying Arya that got stabbed wasn't The Waif wearing Arya's face.
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>>70648007
>Rocket launchers are better against armored vehicules
>Is that why soldiers wield guns/rifles?

yeah, because they usually fight footsoldiers, not armored vehicles.

Same with knights.
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CIAnsa confirmed
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>>70648194
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>>70647329
Looks like Undertaker x Lita

Thats not a bad thing
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>>70648230
i knew i forgot something
oh wait

>it's a cock joke
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>>70648272
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Could somebody please deliver the spoiler guy screens who brought the spoilers for an entire season?
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>>70648194
This one triggers ms
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>>70648064
such a qtpi

>ywn protect her smile
>no one will
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>>70648261
was getting singles part of your madnuss plan?
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>>70648194
*original post*
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>>70648327
OF COURSE NOT
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>>70648261
I'm so sorry
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>>70648064
That's a "Just out there, fucking Rhaegar!" face if I've ever seen one.
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>>70648230
>This female whore is so attractive
>Look at her ass brother
>I want to have sex with this woman
>I am so gay
>Gonna go FUCK HER TITS OFF because I am a LESBIAN
>WOMAN ON WOMAN ACTION HUH AMIRITE???

Not fucking forced at all
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>>70648327
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>Dabid gets to unload into this qt
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>>70648194
U r welcome famalam
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>>70648303
Yeah, it was at first. But how long did we expect Theon to be broken? The rest of the series? Until he might his death? Something needed to change for him. That was it. And I'm also tired about the cock jokes.
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>>70648194
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>>70648348
please don't include arya in your shit otp abomination
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>>70648348
this can't be happening
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>>70648348
Crap. When did that happen?
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>>70648375
>large ass

ireland, pls
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>>70648170
when was that? i dont remeber him interacting with the Tyrell's
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are all stannis fans being ironic or are they truly autistic?

the entire character is a joke. it's GRRM making fun of the honorable manly protagonist trope.
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>>70648194
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>>70648369
>Hodubs
nice name
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>>70648400
This really is the best one
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>>70648318
Blease guys. I know you have it. There are threadshots made in may.
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>>70648396
Thread before last

>>70643333
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Fatleesy's body double. What do you guys think?
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>>70648400

what started sweet girl, and why?
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>>70648235
Peasants with swords, peasants with polearms, it's still a poorly-armored peasant
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>>70648430
spoilers
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>>70648140
Underrated post
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Sorry but she should've been cast as Cersei. D&D's biggest crime
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I'm done re-reading A Game of Thrones for the third time, so why was Jorah so insistent that Daenerys should go to Asshai? He seems to bring it up quite a lot, also was Rickon dreaming of Winterfell being besieged by Theon which is why he was in the crypts when Bran found him and not because of the fact he shared the same dream with Bran about Ned?
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>>70648370
>Dan wishes he was this woman every day
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>>70648194
Aaaaaand I'm out
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>>70648451
hows her foot game?
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>>70648453
It's what Waif/old lady said before she slashed Arya
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HEY LADS

Check this out!

it's a little autistic sorry, but it may help your viewing experience

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X6uWOAr0p06ieGnnX9Jkkfl32ha4vsmcIRLzD3HDlUA/
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>>70648415
Best one
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>>70648370
at least it's bestD not worstD.
Don't think I could've accepted it if it was worstD.
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>>70648370
>tfw no jewish gf
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>>70648182
Varys has to operate from the shadows so I didn't mind him coming in and out of the spotlight, but it's almost like Tyrion's been downgraded from major POV character to comic relief sidekick.
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>>70648468
Two wrongs don't make a right anon
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Would you have forgiven dabid and dabid for Dorne in season 5 if they made Dorne in season 6 top-tier?
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WHERE ARE THIS WEEKS LEAKS, LADS?
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>Jonsa
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>>70648259
Then they're still both retarded.
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>>70648468
It's still baffling how they could make not just 1, but 4 characters worse than Darkstar in the Dorne arc. How do D&D do it.
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>>70648580
>tactical neckbeard
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>>70648219
What was the fucking point of axing Arianne from the show if they're just gonna give Ellaria her personality, anyway?
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>>70648567
Not really because I never wanted to see Dorne again after it was introduced. But you could say the same thing about any character/plot I guess.
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>>70648219
>>70648271
>>70648320
>>70648334
>>70648375
>>70648391
>>70648415
>>70648487
thank you m9
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>>70648465
Is that Winnick?
Hnggggggggggggggggggg

I would give everything I own to spend the rest of my life as her chair.
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>>70648011
She's no longer Emma Peel. Other than that, she's still badass af.
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>>70648043
they're not aiming at realistic
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Nth for Shireen
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>>70647482
And now it begins
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>the godswood pond is the melted ice dragon
>the others arrive at winterfel
>they awake the ice dragon as jon stark and co flees
>winterfell is destroyed anyway after everything

trust me I drink and I know stuff
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>>70648699
Shireen fucking shit aflame best day of my life
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>>70648182
Two reasons for Tyrion:

>they sped up his storyline to skip the "le boring ADWD amirite" and get him to Dany, another main character, faster
>they gutted the Mereen storyline politically, reducing it only to the Sons of the Harpy, so they could skip the "le ADWD IS SOO BORING" which meant Tyrion has nothing the work with

And they didn't realize they'd have to write these things themselves. The quality is pretty consistent with other show-only plots.
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>>70648701
nou
nao it ens
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>>70648730
Delete this
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>>70648647
Ellaria already had a role from season 4, so they didn't need to change the actress.
Then again, when did they care about casting from s5 and onward?
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>>70648501
littlefinger still travels too quickly
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>>70648745
Hey, be nice. He spent WEEKS perfecting that retarded Sean Bean impression in front of a mirror.
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>>70648752
4u
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>>70648670
Yes and get in line
>>
>When he opened his eyes the Other’s armor was running down its legs in rivulets as pale blue blood hissed and steamed around the black dragonglass dagger in its throat. It reached down with two bone-white hands to pull out the knife, but where its fingers touched the obsidian they smoked.
Sam rol ed onto his side, eyes wide as the Other shrank and puddled, dissolving away. In twenty heartbeats its flesh was gone, swirling away in a fine white mist. Beneath were bones like milkglass, pale and shiny, and they were melting too. Finally only the dragonglass dagger remained, wreathed in steam as if it were alive and sweating. Grenn bent to scoop it up and flung it down again at once. “Mother, that’s cold.”
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>>70648465
Thank you based R'hllor.
Didn't know about this movie
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>>70648375
This one is shit.
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>>70648260
>>Rocket launchers are better against armored vehicules
But aren't most nations' militaries equipped with assault rifles that carry attached grenade launchers for exactly that reason? So that if they run into armored vehicles they have a chance?

I imagine the knight's best weapon would depend on the period. If it's late medieval (i.e. plate armour era) they hammers would be best since you might be going up against heavily armoured knights and men-at-arms in the vanguard. If it's early to high medieval (i.e. the best we can expect is hauberks or general mail) then I imagine a sword or a lance will pierce knights quite nicely.
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>>70648214
Working through powerful surrogates is the hallmark of a great leader.
>>
OK guys I did some research... and the I found the YouTube page of the actress who plays the 'sweet girl' old lady...

https://www.youtube.com/user/MarJackman/videos
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>>70648465
>not as Val
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>>70648800
>everyone jumps on the lagertha/lyanna#1/lyanna#2 bandwagons
>I get smirkfu just for me
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>JonxSansa should happen!
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>>70648230
Yara is fucking hot.
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>>70648854
Prestonfags really are the new Stannisfags

why do autists worship autists
>>
>>70648834
That's what littlefinger did, though. He worked through her, not the other way around
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>>70648857
You don't
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>>70648839
>I did some research..
stop lying
you saw it on reddit, we all saw it.
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>>70648855
if they cast her as Val they'd force some Val/Jon and I don't want that.

She deserves a strong man, not some weak midget hippie.
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>>70648883
Because he was in a 90's boy band
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>>70648340
>when he wants dubs, he gets sings
>when he wants sings, he gets dubs

Shine on, you crazy intelligence agency.
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>>70648839

https://twitter.com/margaretjackman

She has a Twitter too!
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all heil king & queen
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>>70648900
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>>70648320
Show Loras seems more fun.
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>>70648906
Where is it on reddit?

I literally just went to imdb for the last episode and found the casting for 'old woman', not hard
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>>70648940
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>>70648831
>40mm grenade launchers
>effective against armored vehicles
play less vidya anon
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>>70648580

Total lack of trigger discipline.
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>>70648969
claim the iron throne.
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>>70648699
>>70648730
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>>70648969
mfw
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>>70647853
Holy fuck. Return of Young Ned, Azor Jon, Based Uncle Benjen, The Hound and Syrio fucking Forel? Those madmen actually did it. Is this the season of dreams?

I mean, i'll concede the writing has gone to shit, so it might as well just have fun and pander with all these nods to the good old days, it gets my dick hard. Just give me back Stannis, Drogo, Viserys and Bobby B as well.
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>>70648334
I hate these two fucks for what they have done to Jaime.
>>
yfw you're not sure if the girl is sweet or not
>>
yfw the girl really isn't sweet
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>>70647690

>Waif: "yeah you like that you little bitch? You like how that feels in your fucking cunt?"

>Arya: "oh shhhhit! oh ffffuck, FUCK ME"

BRAZZERS
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>>70648391
Other than the Night King still being alive and the revelation that the Children constructed them (which is shitty but probably book canon), the shows depict the Others much how art from the books tends to illustrate them: humanoid-looking ice people.

Genuinely asking: do you have a contrary opinion to this, anon?
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>>70649024
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>>70648470
I think Rickon had a dream his dad was in the crypts and that is why he was down there.
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yfw the girl is too sweet for your tastes
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>>70648998
>tfw nothing lewd to say about this one because she looks kinda weird/older
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>>70647921
Same guy?
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>>70648400
Pod or Tywin?
>>
You know, not every goddamn thread needs to start with jonsa. You fuck.
>>
yfw the girl is just sweet enough
>>
>>70648415
Teale did a fantastic job of making Thorne unlikable but badass up until that point as well.
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>>70647628
SHAME
SHAME
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>>70649024
when she's the sweet one
>>
yfw you remember the girls were sweeter when you were a younger woman
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>>70649178
DING A LING
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>>70648465
Would she have been a good Ygritte?
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>>70647673
>pucci

how have you let your life continue this far
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>>70649119

Good, she's too cute for your lewdness
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>>70649178
>>70649189
It's THREE shames then bell ringing, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ITS HAPPENING
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>>70649150
her first role in 1989

Precious Bane (TV Movie)
Old Woman

TYPECAST
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>>70649255
>shame 2

hypocrite
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yfw you spot a sweet girl but you're trying to finish your diploma
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>>70649198
she would have been a great Cersei
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>>70649259
Precious BANE?
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>twn be another sweet girl
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yfw too much sweetness in life isn't good on the fillings
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>>70649257

HOLY SHIT
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>>70648487
>Massa Doran

Gets me every time!
>>
>tommen ends up committing suicide because margaery wouldn't put out

was there ever a king more beta?
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>>70649241
I want to hug her tight and never let go
never
ever
they'd bury us together
>>
>>70649257
Stanislav no coming back
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how could they have misscasted euron so amazingly bad

its fucking baffling

best character becomes worst, who am i going to self insert now?


hopefully based darkstar will be in next season and get more presence in the books
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>>70649305
kek
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>>70649311
man I feel for that guy. A classically trained actor who read all the source material and was hoping to expand the role.
>>
>>70649363
he is only miscast if you are dumb enough to still think any characters on the show are the same as the books

as show euron he is just fine, not some brother raping pirate
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>>70649363
there better me an image of this but with blonde scoobyguy instead of pepe, this spam is getting ridiculous
>>
Well lads, GoT had a good run. I've watched some anime now, and it's all downhill from here. I'll keep in touch, but I probably won't be spending much time here anymore. Thanks for having me around.
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>>70649462
enjoy your chink cartoons m80
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>>70648968
We weren't specific on what type of armoured vehicle. Are you telling me a 40mm ain't gonna blow out a windscreen on a humvee?
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>>70649083
To be honest, even though the show depiction is blatantly different from the book description, I actually liked the show version on its own while it was well executed, I even loved Richard Brake as the Night King. All of my complaints stem from S6E5, where the mythos was ruined, they looked bad on a technical level, arbitrary things like the earthquake and the mark were introduced, they were made into a non-threat etc
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>>70649269
>implying
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>>70647571
If it weighs nothing then it's fucking useless because mass+speed=energy. Valyrian steel has two properties that make it good which are being light and retaining the edge, both of which are wasted on a war hammer.
>>
>>70649462
we can only pray that you are a stannis-fag, frogfu-fag or radmure-fag

maybe all 3, either way. good riddens. dont come back
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>>70649460
This general deserves it.
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>>70649198
Too old for Ygritte.
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Shit guys, she's bluepilled
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Azor Highgarden
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>>70649590
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>>70649496
>HMMWV
>armored
nice meme, and no the M1151 doesnt count. Its a shitty uparmored truck, not an armored vehicle
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>>70649589
fuck off
>>
Why does /got/ steal all its memes from reddit?
>>
>>70649332
Baelor.

He wouldn't even fuck his own sexy sisters. Had to stick them in the Maidenvault.
>>
>>70649627
It looks like you're talking to someone who doesn't realize that "armored" is actually a classification that refers only to specific vehicles, not merely every vehicle with armor.

Slow down. Not everyone is trying to attack you.
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>>70649624
MACE=AA CONFIRMED
>>
"Janny" is a slur and it needs to go, NOW.

"Looks like janny deleted another thread for free."

This needs to stop.

I've gotten used to 4chan. I even find some of the lingo funny now. I lurk in a ton of threads and actually enjoy them. But this term is bothering me to the point I'm willing to be flamed to say something about it.

"Janny" is a slur. Period. In my view it is every bit as bad as the N-word. And yet I see it used all the time in /d2g/ and other boards including by some posters I otherwise respect and enjoy interacting with.

I know what the response to this will be. "It's 4chan, what do you expect", for one. I don't accept this. Inane is fine. Hateful is not. I've got no problem with taking shit and even a little bit of banter from time to time - basically, stuff happens. I just think that we can do this without crossing the line to hate speech. I was actually very proud of our community that "weeb" has largely replaced "animefaggot", even more so because people have turned it into something funny. I hope we can do something similar here.

Slurs based on race, gender, nationality, or salary have no place anywhere, including in our community. I hope that our moderators and janitors will join me in deleting and banning for use of this and similar terms. Thanks for reading.
>>
How would you feel if you were Tommen's actor considering Natalie is old enough to be his mother?
>>
friendly reminder that maceposting is reddit
>>
>>70649641
Sadly, it's because they invaded.
>>
>>70649590
>she has to sacrifice the person she loves most in the world
>it won't be you
>>
>>70649687
horny probably
>>
>>70649685
If you can't handle being called a janny stop being such a jansvestite then
>>
Will we ever see Dawn, either in the show or the books? If so who will get it? Where do you think it is now?
>>
>>70649707
You're right, it'll be me
>>
>>70649685
What is /d2g/, some kind of subreddit?
>>
>>70649431
You're just jelly you don't have a qt22/7 shit wife like the Damphair.
>>
>>70649507
I didn't imagine them have facial hair and I still don't know why NK has those stupid horns, but other than that, they're pretty much how book art has illustrated them up until now.
>>
>>70649496
Different guy but Humvees can withstand a lot of shit, your dinky rifle grenade has very little chance against it. The grenade launchers are meant to bridge the gap between hand grenade maximun range and mortar minimun range.
t. soldier
>>
So once Jon becomes King, Melly will probably wanna fuck him and get a ghost baby in her snatch right?

Wonder who Jon would use it to kill if he went along with it, not counting Night King
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>>70649785
You're full of shit, mortar minimum range is 0m.
t. Worms player.
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>>70648487
legit still salty over the wasted talent.
>>
My /k/dar is pinging like mad. C'mon gents yez have homes to go to.
>>
>>70649013
Stannis isnt dead, it was pretty much confirmed recently.
>>
>>70649820
Hopefully himself.
Or Sansa.
>>
>>70649733
In the books it is at Starfall waiting for the next sword of the morning.
>>
>>70649820
Well I'd assume Ramsay. Not sure he'd be down with using shadow magic, though.
>>
why are there no grenadelaunchers in asoiaf?
t. preston
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>>70649877
He only becomes King after the Snowdown, so he can kill Ramsay himself to be honest
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>>70649460
im so sick of frogface and whiteface that "literally" anything is better
pic related a senior is out
>>
>>70649915
>what are onagers loaded with wildfire jars
>>
>>70649867
Is that a theory or is it actually known? I haven't read adwd yet so most of that plot I don't know, but I thought its location was unknown?
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>>70649915
>muh post apocalyptic future with telekenesis
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>>70649257
>>
I wish we could get more Melly character development in both the show and books
>>
>>70650036

>>70650036
>>
>>70649627
>>70649678
I'm no a soldier (I dunno if you two guys are) but the humvee is listed as a "Light Armored Car" on every site I could find that looked legit. I'm not familiar with how NATO grades armoured vehicles.

Either way, I don't think it's such a great comparison to knights or men-at-arms in the late medieval period (maybe a siege tower would be a better comparison).

You'd be running into plate-armoured foes a lot more frequently in that period. Most soldiers saw fit to prefer hammers over swords so I assume they found it easier to take down one easier with blades.
>>
>>70650024
RED NOSE
NOSE RED
NOSE ED
NO ED
NED

pottery
>>
>>70650044
>new thread before bump limit

Wtf?

Why?
>>
>>70648132
Mate, then I'd read the books mate, you get it mate? If I wanted to leave it all to fantasy mate, I'd read the books then mate.
>>
>>70648974
I hate this meme.
>>
>>70650044
>Slow fucking thread
>Page 1
>Before bump limit

Nigger fuck off, stop being so desperate for your (you)'s
>>
>>70650088
>>70650134
see you in the next thread
>>
>>70649755
Aeron must be so fucking Pavlov'd from his childhood bummings, he probably jizzes his cassock automatically every time he hears dat rusty hinge.
>>
>>70649980
ned brought the sword to ashara after tower of joy. it is known.
>>
>>70650036
>>70650036

NEW THREAD

>>70650036
>>70650036

NEW THREAD

>>70650036
>>70650036

NEW THREAD

>>70650036
>>70650036

NEW THREAD
>>
limit
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>>70649785
Thanks for the input, anon. Now inform me as to why NATO don't replace all our assault rifles with five-foot long Scottish claymores and I'll be on my way.
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>>70649828
Same for Patrick Malahide as well, tbhf. He got more scenes than he did in the books, but he had very little to work with.
>>
>>70649915
but muh trebuchets mang
>>
>>70649772
Well I'm clinging to the "ice elves" interpretation over the "frozen zombies", or rather the "frozen old Craster's sons" one. There is nothing "beautiful Sidhe made of ice" in the shows ones.
>>
>>70647596

We looked for you on /tv/ and you weren't there.
>>
>>70649685
ebin bait
>>
>>70649820
Melly and the other red sorceress will hookup Dany and Jon.
>>
>>70647501
Death's Feeder
Godcutter
Bone rattler
Fury's Finger
Fleshburner
>>
>>70649823
don't say that, some morons here might believe you
>>
>>70649554
Mass*(speed)^2=energy
>>
>>70647501
"Penile Sounder"
>>
>>70647501
"Nail Trimmer"
>>
how much would euron's big cock go for at the cock merchant's?
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