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>>70642216
Azor Jon
O T P
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Azor Jon!
SansaxJonxArya is Love, SansaxJonxArya is Life
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>best girl
>most predictable storyline
It's been a good season so far, but I'm ready for everyone to shut up while Robert Strong rips people in half.
1st for Preston's boy band
>>70645052
So Doran and Snek Mum aren't enemies in the books?
>>70645112
kys preston your time is over
>>70645118
Tell me about Bane, why is he in the box?
>>70645114
No. In fact, snek mom is more reasonable than Doran's own children. Or Oberyn's.
>>70645114
STOP CALLING OTHER HOUSES ENEMIES
THE ONLY ENEMIES ARE THE OTHERS
FUCKING PLEB GET OUT THIS IS OUR BOARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7sh3rG96Ew
First for Stannis best king
>>70645118
can I get the non shop version
>>70645154
The Others might actually help/kneel to House Stark after they get past the wall. They know that they can't face the collective wrath of westeros, let alone humanity
>>70645114
No.
It'd be long to explain because everything in Dorne is butchered, but Ellaria Sand (the one who wanted to cut Myrcella in pieces and send them to Cersei, and killed Doran ) is actually the only pro-peace person in Dorne in the books.
Doran is actually pro-war. He only does it very, very slowly.
The last chapter of Dorne (before tWoW) is Doran sending some sneks to Kingslanding on a spying&assassination mission.
Basically, they killed him because he's weak, but he's weak because the showrunners didn'T give him his book plot.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
It's an extra walking away from the scene, you can see the back of his collar.
>>70645154
>thinks the Others are enemies
>call other people plebs
go back to youtube to comment on khaleesi badass scenes.
sansa is infertile
there is no other reason as to why she hasn't been bred yet
>>70645112
>>70645135
Why is Preston OC so good?
Does he know he's a meme here?
>>70645165
I don't get that picture
>>70645118
>clothes in medieval fantasy neatly pressed
I didn't know they had clothes iron in westeros
>>70645191
http://www.farfarawaysite.com/section/got/gallery6/gallery8/gallery.htm
>>70645192
Humanity/friendship power is pretty stronk.
Either way, I doubt this will all end in some big battle between the combined forces of westeros/dragons versus the others, at least in the books. It's going to be more interesting than that.
>>70645234
Ramsay likes people bloody, perhaps he slept with her only during her periods?
>Maybe the Kurdish-speaking Yazidis are a closer analogue.
They appear to be a blend of Yazidis and early Christians of the 1st century. They have a minority religion that is slightly syncretic despised by their neighbours, and they're constantly preyed upon.
>>70645223
Yup. Look at the thumb. The person is walking away
>>70645114
Books :
>Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?
Adaptation on the show :
>Die u weak man! Also killing your son for good measure
>>70645234
Maybe because Ramsey put his wiener in her pooper ?
>>70645227
>intend is to eradicate the human race
>not an enemy for the human race
can you please hang yourself from the highest bulding next to you? i really want you to do it because i dont wanna to fucking comprehend that fucking preston tinfoil faggots like you are allowed to have an opinion
do it cunt
Azor Highgarden
>>70645223
the thumb gives it away thats a right hand
>>70645052
I love King Stannis.
>>70645112
What the fuck? Is that how he looks IRL? lmao
>>70645238
he totally browses /got/ so yes
>>70645143
>>70645195
FUCKING STUPID SHOW GOD DAMN IT
>>70645283
Azor Ahaiyaalmao
>>70645289
>he looks like shit
>his personality and social skills are shit
can you even call preston a functional human being? like this is insane
>>70645192
>They know that they can't face the collective wrath of westeros, let alone humanity
Uh, no.
Once they unleash blizzards and cold to blanket lots of shit and block out the sun and starve out most people, they'll do very well for themselves
>>70645303
>autism
>>70645253
Also the fake "cuckold" Arya in walking away in the pic.
>>70645273
Yeah, we honestly have no direct evidence Ramsay even knows how babies are made. He certainly fucks his fair share of chicks, maybe he's doing them all up the chutney and that's why he's no bastards of his own.
>Linda hates SanSan, the Hound and Cleganebowl
What a fucking wet blanket.
>>70645238
Yes, he gave hints on his job on /got/ before youtube, and also referenced Chad, LF's teleporter, Master Plan, Mace the Ace and "Show me the body".
>>70645271
fucking stupid show
Cab we just go back ti the episodes where Arya gets hit and asked who she is
>>70645313
now that's just rude
>>70645313
Shut up faggot, he's cute. And he probably has more social skills than you anyway
So is the Hound going to join the Faith Militant properly and become a not!templar for Cleganebowl, or is he just going to fight for them because reasons?
>>70645289
He's an old guy.
>>70645322
Not to mention the fact that they can only be killed by very uncommmon weapons
What will be the final fate of Ser Goldenhand the JUST?
>>70645322
They tried it once, and it failed 8000 years ago, with a much lesser population that had been under total darkness for a generation.
>>70645313
>he looks like shit
he's handsome though. i can definitely see him aging like wine to be an attractive mature guy like Dillane
>his personality and social skills are shit
he's an autist but he can be pretty charming and cute, that iron price soup was clearly cheeky flirting and reciprocated, and his AERON KING took initiative and started a trend
I don't understand how you could dislike Preston so much, he's bro-tier as fuck
>>70645052
hitbox . tv
redban10
reddit not allowed
>>70645354
Hound is great, Clegenbowl would mean a character regression for him, he already clashed with his brother once, didn't kill him, for all of his barking, he is not that sot of guy, SanSan is for fat tumblr girls.
>>70645118
Lol
>>70645354
>Woman
>Hating SanSan
Something is just not right here.
Nth for SweetRobin
>>70645253
I want her to make me pregnant
GERM is a talentless hack. It is fucking known
>>70645354
>GIVING A SHIT ABOUT LINDA AND ELIO
BIGGEST FUCKING VIRGINS OF ALL TIME
F U C K I N G K E K
Hello
>>70645409
this
>single stab to the gut
>dies
KEK
Why was the goose such a pansy?
>>70645388
I'm thinking he might kill off the Brotherhood without Banners leadership and take command of them.
Then once Cersei abandons King's Landing cause it's going to shit and her children are all dead so she's traveling to wherever Jaime is, which might be the Riverlands, Sandor and the Brotherhood will attack her traveling party and Sandor will fight Gregor before killing Cersei as she cowers
>>70645434
Where's that pic of them posing as knights?
>>70645247
Don't try to sound knowledgeable, you just look like a retard.
>Fuck, marry, kill
you're a runt little litter
>>70645394
Did Stannis ever send all that obsidian to the wall?
>>70645417
>SanSan is for fat tumblr girls.
You shut your whore mouth, cunt.
>>70645437
confirmed
>>70645437
lol what shit video player is still using the old brushed metal theme? LOL wtf
>>70645465
fat walda would be legit cute if she lost 200-300 pounds
>>70645403
>he believes in legends from the Age of Heroes, or Long Night
Wew lad.
We don't know what happened back then or how they got defeated.
>>70645437
Is this through a filter?
>>70645462
yeah i didnt find it... holy shit that pic is so gold
Since when does the royal consort wear a crown?
>no Katheryn Winnick as Val
>No Jon banging Katheryn scenes
Why is life so horrible?
>>70645247
Not even in Westeros, son. This is Braavos.
>>70645437
>Look at my green filter!
I̧͘͏̖̬̭̠͚̗̰̀T̡̢̠̫̯͕̮͍͙̹̮͚̟ ̴̨̯͉̞̠͓̣̦͇͎͇̻̩͍͙͓͎̻̀̀̀D̛͎̯͈̹Í̡͉̦̭̦͔͉̝̮̠̭͇̲̲̖͓͓͇ͅḚ̬̩͖͇̼̜̭̪͇̗̕͡͞͝ͅD̸̼̝̝̝͖̦͓͚̳̳̖̝̮̼̤̞ ̢̫̞̳̮͔̠͖̬́͟ͅW̸̠̮̲̪̝̣̜͈̦̼̩̦̱͍͜͢͝I̸̫̲̮̜̟̱̦̟̠̳̻͇̼̳̙̭̜͢͠ͅT̡͙̳̖̱͕̰͕̺̝̺͜H҉̵̧̨̦̥͔͍͇̣̬̟͉̭̘̖̬̰̘ͅ ̨̺̬̰̪͈̞͙̯́H̷̙̱̖͎̗̼̩͕̦̩͠I̸͉̱̘͈̖͕͍̯̻͇̜̻̭̭͘ͅM̵͙̬̯̘̠̯̯̲͉͚̼̀
>>70645465
y u do dis?
>>70645430
GRRM would be the first to admit he's not as good as Tolkien.
>>70645499
Yeah, it's the Myrcella's arrival scene.
>>70645465
Kill, Kill, Kill
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty from among these four maidens
>>70645499
yeah its cersei face when she saw myrcella arriving just edited
>>70645428
Is he gonna fuck Sansa?
>>70645465
the hope is walda can cook, so marry her
>>70645470
They never mention it in the show. In the book, ostensibly, Dragonstone has fallen to the Iron Throne forces. Maybe he got some obsidian out before that, but it isn't explicitly stated.
>>70645526
No he wouldn't.
>>70645354
SanSan is terrible.
Sandor deserves better than a shit waifu like Sansa, even if he doesn't know it.
In fact all Sansa ships are fucking shit.
>>70645495
None, that's like a 10 years old quicktime player
>>70645465
Fuck Bran, marry Walda, kill Brienne.
>>70645539
red heads all the way
>>70645539
khaleesi, sansa, ariennes, margaery
Apologize
>>70645539
No. Whores, whores the lot of them.
was this already "discussed" here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ ?
>>70645513
No reason to have Val when he has Sansa right there
God Linda get over your autistic rage about Lena Headey.
>>70645437
>mac
you are reddit
>>70645430
Still salty, Preston?
>>70645437
LIGHT IN THE WEST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3QNcwnZVM
/tv/ stream
>>70645508
since season 1: episode 1
>>70645566
naw its not, theres a menu bar in the window
apple doesnt do that, the menu bar is at the top of the screen and window independant
>>70645552
Bran can cook.
>>70645595
>14:09
No-one will ever know unless you give us a brief synopsis, ain't no-one got time for that shit m8.
>>70645545
Sansa going to fuck him. He's retarded and can't consent.
>>70645585
i would hatefuck Weiss. there i said it, i don't care what anyone says
>>70645234
nah ramsay tapped it from the back. You can tell from the way she talks to Littlefinger about 'you can't imagine the things he's done to me' aka he tore her asshole apart and now she has to wear adult diapers because of the leakage caused by full anal prolapse.
>>70645465
get dominated by brienne
force bran into wifedom
feed walda go the dags
>>70645585
>Mastodon
>>70645567
no you should marry Brienne in order to take her giantess genetics for your kids.
>>70645614
...which is just further proof that it's a shitty shop
>>70645513
>wanting a shitty mexican midget to bang a strong aryan waifu
>>70645597
>comparing that ugly brit goblin to Katheryn
kill yourself immediately
>>70645611
DING
DONG
>>70645612
Huh, well whaddya know.
>>70645600
>commodity fetishism
>>70645618
he's only fuckable at best. nothing more.
>>70645539
I hate women. I hate women so much. So, no. I won't play your game, heathen.
>>70645632
He's mind controlled by Weirwoods, not retarded.
>DAILY REMINDER THAT PRESTON THINKS SANSAN IS THE KEY TO THE STORY AND THAT ITS THE LITERAL SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
ICE BEING SANSA BECAUSE STAHHHK
FIRE BEING SANDOR BECAUSE BURNS
Second daily reminder if you believe anything preston ever says you are literally fucking leddit tier
>>70645459
>pansy
>>70645539
Lindsey is my singerfu
But the Dornishwomen might look qt. Then again she's a tyrionpleb so no.
Lindsey. Kissed by fire, lucky.
>>70645423
how old is the Hound supposed to be in the books then? Surely not a teenager? What were they on about
>>70645595
yes, the opinions were pretty split
>>70645691
In the show he's just a dummie. But a dummy that will give Sansa the Vale and the best claim to the Riverlands after the Tullys are killed.
Can I get a mcpick2?
>>70645611
The shit are they doing with those fans? Why don't the do that for any other funeral?
>>70645623
tldr show fails the book by trying to have characters be violent badasses instead of having them struggle with a violent world t. Danyfag
>>70645699
Lol & these haters, Preston was in a boy band in the 90's and he's probably slain more pussy than you will ever see.
>>70645662
Hey hey hey, Maisie is the goblin, Sophie is the Queen of Love and Beauty
>>70645611
>viewers 8
dont make me waste my time
>>70645725
30 or so. Rory is 47, but everyone is aged up
>>70645699
wtf are you on about?
Watched pretty much all his vids and there's nothing about that. Unless it's like just a passing thought or some shit.
>>70645611
LEL
>>70645639
>we're supposed to believe that ramsay, who desperately needs to cement his place in the north, isn't going to push to have a baby as soon as possible
lmao
face it, sansa can't have kids
Which actor best represents their book counterpart, and why is it based John Bradley?
>>70645459
What if the Maester just decided to go to the captain of the garrison and come back, arrest Ramsay and execute him, then put the newborn baby on the throne?
I mean, you're telling me in EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS OF RULE Westeros never came up with a mechanism for punishing an heir who kills his father to attain the throne?
>>70645699
kek, rewatch that video, you clearly didn't understand it
>>70645585
No. Even though Season 6 has been solid so far, I can't forgive them for the retarded Winterfell plotline from last year. Not to mention Dorne/11.
>>70645755
>slain pussy
>acts like a fucking virgin meeting his hero
>mfw george cared more about a salad than preston
how can you defend this autist? oh right because he reminds you of yourself
>>70645795
Many of the men were loyal to Ramsay, and everyone else was terrified of him
>>70645750
Eh. They're different mediums.
>>70645725
I don't know how old the hound is supposed to be, but Rory McCann is 26
>>70645833
Why did Roose, who is apparently a great schemer, allow everyone in his castle to be more loyal to his son than him???
>>70645660
She's slavic
>>70645805
You mad because he'd more succesful than you and NOT a virgin? Lmao cry more little baby autist
>>70645805
Jesus Christ buddy, show us on the doll where Preston fucking touched you.
>>70645805
>mfw george cared more about a salad than preston
He also cares more about the sad puppies or whatever the fuck that is than about writing his fucking books.
Tells you all you need to know.
>The Game of Thrones production spent a lot of time in Spain while filming Season 6, and more time in Girona than almost anywhere else. The city has stood in for areas of King’s Landing (the confrontation on the Sept of Baelor), Braavos (Arya watching the Westeros players), and more (stay tuned). However, according to Catalan-language news source El Punt Avui, the production will not be returning to the city to film Season 7.
SPARROWS CONFIRMED FOR GETTING BTFO
ARYA CONFIRMED FOR RETURNING TO WESTEROS
>>70645098
It's from the dusty mason's.
>>70645805
In fairness, George cares more about food than human lives.
I once saw a man offer to either give him one donut hole or to donate mosquito nets to everyone in Kenya. George chose food.
>>70645781
but that would require him to think and behave logically, which is not something he is capable of.
>>70645283
how does that thing attach to her head
>>70645895
why would you want to deprive mosquitos
>>70645860
>>70645865
>>70645870
preston fags being this buttblasted
fucking kek
>>70645882
It's the show so I am sure the faith will be defeated and that afterwards everyone will agree to convert to atheism. Afterwards they will talk frequently about how enlightened they are to not follow any phony seven gods.
>>70645805
Dude you don't know half the shit he's been through.. I met him in a bar back in '05 when his father had just beat cancer for the first time and we had a long talk about loss and learning to accept your own misgivings, he's a really smart guy and a gentle soul who works really hard for his family and just happens to enjoy asoiaf... So I think it's pretty sad to see all this anonymous hate mongering towards him on the internet, please think before you post...
>>70645781
>fucking with the intent of having kids means you're guaranteed to get knocked up or you're infertile
Wew lad.
Ramsay's been fucking chicks for years and yet only one according to Myranda ever got knocked up, perhaps he's got slow swimmers. And look at Cersei, fucking Jaime for years, only 3 kids.
>>70645283
Azor Maiwaifu
Post characters that did literally everything wrong.
>>70645805
>mfw george cared more about a salad than preston
To be fair, Preston would not stop hounding GRRM about the stupid Thousand Worlds books. If the conversation was anything like his videos on the subject, I'd be more interested in salad dressing, too.
Does Jon know the exact numbers Ramsey has in his army?
I know Sansa overhead a number but if you gonna go into battle, you want to know the exact numbers including the Umbers & the other dudes army.
>>70645857
Loyalty to a dead man doesn't buy you anything, and show Roose is poorly written
>>70645459
>head of a noble house
>can't afford riveted mail
>>70645948
they can send scouts to assess the situation
robb captured lannisters scouting him
>>70645935
I thought about my words and actions and became a better man now
I will now only shit on Preston's theories and not on his actual personality that he lacks
Please forgive my bad behaviour
>>70645781
>we're supposed to believe that ramsay, who desperately needs to cement his place in the north, isn't going to push to have a baby as soon as possible
Well, we're also supposed to believe that (from D&D's PoV) Sansa consented to marry that person who needs to put a babby in her to cement the north BUT she didn't want to have sex with him.
So, who the fuck knows.
>>70645977
He wore riveted mail at the red wedding
>>70645943
He had cool hair, radda
>>70645943
Where are my /Radmure/ blokes at?
>>70645185
>this guy gets paid almost $4,000 a month on patreon for this
what a world
>>70645265
Hide in the catacombs desu
reminder that LSG was cut
reminder thatit will be rob with his wolf's head in her stead
>>70646030
>murders loyal servant
>>70645994
Thank you edmure for your sympathy. May you ride countless jetskis in the afterlife.
>>70646039
>implying it won't be Beric gone hollow after getting resurrected too many times
>>70646039
Lady Stone Gash?
Post your best CK2 GOT mod moves
>>70646003
>kidnaps tyrion
>release jaimehang Brother Ray
>>70646065
he wasn't chosen undead i guess
>>70646056
He wouldn't have been loyal if not for Bran, though. He'd probably be out slaying Lyanna puss to this day.
>>70646101
that just makes bran even worse
>>70645185
>>70646014
jesus fucking christ I thought the title was just some joke in a video about discussing azor azai or some shit.
>skip 2-3 different times
>always the fucking cat
Is this for fucking real? Tell me it's satire. I want to watch it now but I think my rage level would be about showKingsmoot/10.
are the rumors true?
>>70646030
>kills a character who did nothing wrong
>when waifu is crying and saying sorry for doing nothing wrong, he tells her they're going to die
a shit who did everything wrong
>>70646118
Don't care. I'd let Bran slip inside me any day.
>>70646122
Watch his Hodor video
Spoilers for the next 3 episodes
Starks
Arya
>Arya is saved by Jaquen who is using Syrio Forel's face
>Waif dies by Jaquen's hand
>Arya will be nursed back to health by Episode 10
>Jaquen tells Arya that she has failed the faceless men, but is given a chance to redeem herself, the condition of which is unknown
>Jaquen gives a big speech about how Arya and the first faceless man had a lot in common
>Arya's story is left ambiguous, whether she'll sail back to westeros or resume her training
Sansa
>Sansa warns Jon that the time it took them to summon an army, Rickon may have already died
>Sansa does nothing during the battle at Winterfell
>Sansa leaves Winterfell and arrives at the Vale to fullfill a certain promise.
Jon
>Jon's army is saved by Littlefinger at the last second
>Jon does not kill Ramsey
>Jon will be crowned King in the North but is not legitimized
>Jon will confront Littlefinger
>Littlefinger hands Jon a letter (with the seal already broken)
>The letter looks old and dated.
Bran
>Bran and Co will travel to the wall and will arrive at Episode 10
>It is unclear whether Benjen will come with them
>Bran will start having visions of Tower of Joy
>We see Lyanna Stark whispering something to Ned (we only see Lyanna's back facing the camera)
>cut to Jon reading Littlefinger's letter (which is revealed to be addressed to Benjen Stark)
>Episode 10 ends with Jon confused and putting the letter at a table, revealing a Targaryen seal
Rickon
>Rickon dies by sniping
Mereen
Dany
>Dany comes back to mereen to find the whole Ironborn fleet waiting for her
>Dany welcomes Yara and Theon and gives them a chance to bend the knee
>Dany will be baptized similar to how Stannis was baptized by Melisandre
Davos
>Davos finds shireen's stag wooden toy
>Davos confronts Jon and politely tells him what happened
>Jon is conflicted but chosses not to dismiss Melisandre
>Davos politely quits Jon's side and leaves, where he goes is up to speculation
Also, Timeskip of 9 months
>>70645539
>maidens
You've just made my day, anon.
>>70645943
Sansa
>>70646085
They're a pretty spooky couple. But not as spooky as Euron/Mel.
>>70646125
unfortunately
>>70646158
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Guys, DABID confused me.
Is Jaime still a member of the kingsguard, just not Lord Commander?
>>70646122
It was satire about all the crazy azor theories.
>>70646155
lol
nice try
>>70646199
a nuncle is no one
>>70645154
>The Others
>Enemies
Fuck off, fanatic. R'hllor is the true evil.
What is the brothers without banners banner
>>70646155
>LF setting Jon against Sansa
That seems retarded but I kinda want to see where this trainwreck is going.
>>70645935
He's a cunt and you're a cunt too. Cunts the lot of you. Cunts all around.
>62 Bears
>20 Good Men
>10 Good Men + Climbing Spikes
Pick your poison.
"Radmure is a prisoner of House Frey"
What did Black Walder mean by this?
Who /hyping for LSH again/?
>>70646133
>Ignores his mother and climbs old, abandoned towers, getting his ass crippled in the process
>Tells all of his guards to fuck off to some village, allowing Theon to take Winterfell, which led to Luwin and Rodrik dying, as well as Ramsey reking Winterell and everyone left in it
>Sends his little bro, loyal servant, and his bro's faithful wolf to some turncloack murders
>Summons the Night's King to the cave, killing the oldest and the most knowledgeable man in Westeros, extinguishing an entire race of ancient people, and getting his direwolf killed
>Rek's a poor boy for life, wargs into his body and forces him to hold the door while he is getting torn to shreds, just to buy his cripple ass about five minutes of time
>Doesn't even seem to care
>Has a mark which will likely bring down the wall and bring doom upon the world
Shittiest Stark.
>CIAnsa
>>70646155
nows the part where you tell us youre the son of dabid or something
because i like all this and find it very plausible but need you to seal the deal
Just think about Lyanna Stark, who seemed to be friends with Willis (because I refuse to call him Hodor from now on), coming back home after riding her horse all morning. When she comes back, she finds out that her friend can only say one word: “Hodor”
Just imagine Lyanna trying to communicate with him and failing, and then, hearing the rest of the idiotic lords making fun of him, calling him by the only word he can say, casting him aside, making him do stupid errands because the kid “went mad one day” and started shouting “Hold the door”.
Imagine that Robert Baratheon, was the one that made most jokes … The worst jokes. Imagine Lyanna comforting Willis in Harrenhall after Robert had said something that was just too much. Imagine Rhaegar Targaryen (who Barristan Selmy said was good and kind, and cared about orphans and poor peasants), walking towards them and making Willis laugh.
Imagine Lyanna asking for Willis’ help in order to escape with Rhaegar, and Willis never sees her again. Some time later, Willis hears that his friend died, and Ned Stark comes back with Jon. Jon grows up, and everybody says just how much he looks like Ned. But Willis doesn’t think so … Willis thinks that Jon looks more like his friend, and that prince that once helped him. And he can’t say anything … Because as much as Willis tries, Jon will only hear “Hodor”
>>70646324
that LSP reveal is gonna be the shit
>>70645732
>>70646310
it depends
am I wanting to doom Ramsay?
am I wanting to make A Feast for Crows (tm) by George R R Martin?
or am I wanting to impregnate a bitch?
>>70646324
Fuck D&D if they don't have her in after casting fucking Lem Lemoncloak.
FUCKING GLOVER SHITS ARE THE REASON WHY KING ROBB DIDNT WANT THE WAR
ALL IT NEEDED WAS FOR US TO LEAD THE VANGUARD
AN UMBER ON THE VANGUARD AND THE LANNISTER FUCKS WILL SHIT THEMSELVES BEFORE THE BATTLE EVEN STARTS
FUCKING GLOVERS
>>70646331
forgot JOJEN PASTE
>>70646372
I was talking about the show.
>>70646364
I want her to give me an handjob with those gloves.
maybe a little choking too
StannisSTANNISSTANNIS!!
>>70646386
>stannis
>>70646386
fanatic pls go
>>70646368
they didn't choose to be the vanguard. Blame Robb. He's the king making decisions.
And the glovers are fucked based, was fun to watch them BTFO the shitty entitled starks.
>Round 1 was pretty fun, we managed to kill off 3/4 of the north, come with us for round 2!
>>70645910
They weave it into her hair, like real life. Male crowns are larger and better fitting so they just sit, but female crowns are weaved or braided in.
>>70646384
>A scene of Sansa suckling Robin
HNNNGGGG
>>70645943
I think you mean characters that did literally nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kWC5HjZIho
>>70646368
>KING ROBB DIDNT WANT THE WAR
>>70646353
Oh cry harder, faggot. Lyanna was a stupid cunt and and a terrible person and so was Rhaegar.
>whaaaah, whaaaah
>Bran had to mess up a poor stable boy to save the world
Give me a fucking break. Lyanna single-handedly plunged the entire country into civil war because she wanted to fuck the Westerosi equivalent of the pot smoking douchebag that plays acoustic guitar on the quad between his Liberal Arts classes.
>>70646462
>tfw no robert/sansa breastfeeding and cuddling at night
>tfw no arya wrestling gendry
>tfw no tommen/margaery lewd
>tfw no gregor clegane men making love to the innkeeper daughter
So Jon's illegitimate
Sansa is infertile
Bran is infertile
Rickon is a ded boy walking
all that leaves is arya
would you bite the bullet and breed the goblin if it meant owning the north?
>>70646462
>not a scene of Sansa suckling two children before bitching at Jon for getting her pregnant with one child one after the other after the other and Jon asking her if she wants to wake the Dragonwolf
>>70646368
The Umbers are treasonous whores
Why hasn't Sansa legitimized Jon yet?
>>70646498
>Lyanna was a stupid cunt
This. Lyannafags are the worst. She was fucking shit.
>HURR I don't want to be with Robert because he won't be faithful to me! So I'm gonna fuck the Targaryan faggot harpist who's also unfaithful, given he's fucking with me!
If you have to pick between 2 unfaithful guys, at least pick the 6'6 berzerker beast, not the faggot harpist.
Especially for a wild girl like Lyanna.
>>70646575
She has no power to.
If she considers the Starks the royalty in the North, Rickon is King and is the only one who can legitimize Jon
>>70646543
>Sansa is infertile
>Bran is infertile
Says who?
>>70646575
She's not the king
>>70646575
Only a king can legitimize a bastard. And there are no kings left save for Tommen.
>>70646575
Because the only person who can legitimize is the King.
And Sansa isn't King (nor queen), she's just a worthless cunt.
>>70646575
Lady Bolton
Or is it Lannister
>>70646584
>>70646498
Wtf nobody knew what exactly happened between Lyanna and Rhaegar. All these shits are just rumors.
Anyone else ships SansaXGhost?
I want Sophie to get knotted so fucking bad.
Whose worse Jonsa normies or CIAxSalsa edgelords?
>>70645465
Marry Brienne and live together happily ever after
>>70646543
She has to marry gendry
>>70646631
>SansaXGhost
>>70646634
jonsas cuz it is 100% not happening
CIAnsa could happen briefly
>>70646630
well if that's not how it went you implying it was rape?
then it was her own goddamn fault because she dressed provocatively (women in armor and stuff)
>>70645465
Marry Brienne and Brand. Have a manish woman and girlishboy. All is well.
>>70646481
she is best commentary. I bet she would make a fantastic mom.
>>70646631
>being this sinful in the light of the seven
>>70646631
>>70646634
perfect timing kek
>>70646630
So you're telling me that Rhaegar faggot fucking pacifist Targaryen, completely out of character, decided for no good reason to kidnap the chick he crowned the Queen of Beauty and Love and then have her stabbed to death in a tower?
>>70646634
>Jonsa normies
>normies are okay with incest
>>70646543
Sansa isn't infertile, it's just that the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
What would be their House words?
who /depression/ here?
>>70646732
"There's Always Money in the Banana Stand"
>>70646717
He was autistic as fuck and trying to fulfill a prophecy
>>70646743
well, I've been drinking a lot, haven't left my apartment this week and really haven't got out of bed in just as long. Probably.
>>70646717
>>70646670
> Rhaegar faggot fucking pacifist Targaryen, completely out of character, decided ...
It was out of character for him to pick up a sword and fight as well, but he decided to learn how to fight after reading some prophacy in a scroll cuz he thought he was Azor Ahai.
I don't think Lyanna was stabbed to death with intention to kill. It was a C-Section meant to get Jon out because the baby was stuck.
>>70646368
I miss Greatjon
>>70646743
been a year since my friend did this
>>70646721
>Sansa isn't infertile, it's just that the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
Pregnancy is a bodily function, not a mindset.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_from_rape#Rate
It seems to be about the exact same odds as people who WANT to get pregnant really.
>>70646771
>the child is stuck
Jon can truly do nothing right
>>70646353
So if they had taught Willis how to write before he became Hodor, would he have been able to communicate? His hand/eye coordination seemed unaffected.
>>70646793
it's a meme you dip
>>70646793
It was a joke.
>>70646743
My favorite lady is going to be murdered brutally in a few days, and I only met her last Monday.
>>70646793
>not being aware of mid 2000s US abortion meme
my young friend
>>70646808
she has such a bad profil..
she looks like an happy merchant.
>>70646721
>google "Jonsa" "Jon and Sansa" "JonxSansa shipping" etc
>Results: Tumblr, Reddit, Tumblr, Reddit, ASOIAF forum, Tumblr, Reddit
Its normie as fuck. They are justifying it as Snows not really a stark and Jon and Sansa never hungout their whole lives or interacted in the show.
>>70646808
He didin't just lose ablility to talk normally, it fucked up his mind so it wont matter if he can write or not.
>>70645465
fuck walda
marry bran
try to kill brienne and get my ear bitten off
>>70646793
>Pregnancy is a bodily function, not a mindset.
And the mindset can influence bodily functions, see placebos and psychosomatic disorders.
>>70646721
>shutting that whole thing down
Reference made and understood. Although in times of sustained and severe enough stress woman can lose their periods. For a non-abuse situation you can imagine female runners that over train.
>>70646859
>They are justifying it as Snows not really a stark and Jon and Sansa never hungout their whole lives or interacted in the show.
>never hungout their whole lives or interacted in the show.
>In the next breath they gush about muh feels over the jon sansa reunion
>can't be more normie
>>70646858
> she has such a bad profil..
TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I CRASH THIS THREAD... WITH NO SURVIVORS.
>>70645781
In the case of legitimate rape the body has ways of shutting down that pregnancy.
>>70646945
I hate that fucking picture, thumbnail looks like Former-Myrcella.
>>70646732
FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL
or
I need a favour.
>>70646860
Yeah, I'm probably reading too much into it. GRRM probably just wanted to write about his salad.
>>70646923
But Kit is dreamy and they look so cute together :)
>>70646732
"I've Made a Terrible Mistake"
>>70646859
>>google "Jonsa" "Jon and Sansa" "JonxSansa shipping" etc
>>Results: Tumblr, Reddit, Tumblr, Reddit, ASOIAF forum, Tumblr, Reddit
I get the same thing googling "SansaxLittlefinger shipping" or "SansaxPetyr shipping" or "SansaxPetyr".
What's your point?
>>70646368
Can't smother the Glover
Can't lumber the Umber
Can't park the Karstark
Can't fart the Talhart
>>70646631
Ohh man can you imagine how big a direwolf's knot would be?
Luckily for Sansa, Ramsay loosened up her butthole to make it a bit easier.
>>70647049
The CIAxSalsa shipping "community" is tiny. Except in these threads.
>>70647056
Wait until they find out that youCan't slow the Snow
>>70647030
>tumblr
>cute together
>conventional smiley faces
>>70645943
>can ally with the Starks to conquer the richest of the Seven Kingdoms
>"lol no i will just take over lands i cannot hold and loot all the pines and rocks there"
>>70645943
Pretty sure at least half of /got/ misread as "nothing wrong" given the replies.
>>70646699
She would also look pretty hot sucking off a black cock.
>>70647066
Proportional to their respective sizes, men have bigger dicks than wolves.
So, since a direwolf's overall size isn't that big compared to man, it wouldn't be impressive at all.
>>70647066
what the fuck is a direwolf's knot
>>70647112
So just cause it's smaller means it's not being pushed by tumblr, reddit, archive of our own and asoiaf forum even though those are the top things that pop up when you look up the ship?
>>70647134
>We Do Now Sow
>We should base our economy on piracy
Why wasn't he killed earlier?
>>70647202
Why didn't Aegon scour the isles with Dragonfire?
>>70646631
>>70647066
>>70647188
I am ashamed to say that I just spent a couple of minutes looking at Bad Dragon toys and now have a size comparison in mind.
Sansa isn't wild enough for Jon, by the way. It took a wilding to make him fall in love.
>>70647216
For the same reason the mountain clans of the Vale survived until they could help Tyrion when he was released to die in the mountains.
>>70645465
Marry Walda
>most likely can cook
>able to produce heirs
>warm to cuddle at cold winter night
NEW THREAD
>>70647272
>>70647272
>>70647272
>>70647249
Are you saying Jon is into pegging?
>>70647190
Feel free to search for that on your work computer.
>>70647193
You can find shippers of any retarded pairing on any popular website. The point is that Jonsa is a more mainstream shipping pairing among people considered "normie." CIA gets very little attention in comparison.
>>70647284
absolutely
>>70646481
kek @ that fade out when she started sperging about Jon leaving the NW
>>70646732
Her?
>>70646481
A youtube commentary on game of thrones that's actually good. Now I've seen everything.
>>70645935
Dud you suck his dick afterwards, faggot?
>>70648006
No, I am not a homosexual, why would you ask that?
>>70648115
seems like it might comfort him
>>70645389
That forehead is packing some serious brainpower.
