I can handle myself

Literal mary sue

Don't you want to compete with men she goys?

>>70644488
I heard han dies in this film. cant be true

>>70644488
that old piece of shit got paid 30 million just to say 3 lines and get stabbed baka

>>70644606
Dies ironically too

His own son Kylo Ren, the villian of the movie, now who would've seen that coming?

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>>70644488
Will Rey's daddy issues come to light in VIII?

>>70644640
Mark got the easiest paycheck of them all.

hehe innuendo

>>70644488
Is this the Aliens x Star Wars crossover?

>>70644784
hehehhe

>>70644746
Holy fuck she wants to be soloed

>>70644861
Wouldn't you?

>>70644746
Holy cow is JJ standing or sitting down here?

>>70644746
>lusting after Han
>not Luke

DROPPED

>>70644488
At that point I was ready to throw my fuckin jumbo 60oz pepsi and $7 snickers bar at the screen.

>"I can handle myself."
>"I know you do."

BRAVO JJ

>ywn be bound and gagged in the corner while she handles herself
;_;

>>70644992
I threw my shit at the screen and everyone in the theater started screaming at me because they had to watch my shit slowly smear down on Rey's face.

>>70644488
Yeah, who need a gun?

>>70644992
>>70645128

I shat my pants and stood up and started shouting "SHE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO" over and over until the police came and tasered me

>>70645254
I was the cop that tasered you.

>>70645318
I was the mom of this cop.

>>70645254
>>70645128
>>70644992

I walked up close the screen and tore up the projection screen, put on my Bane mask and yelled it's time to crash this premier with no survivors and some other dudes showed up wearing their bane masks while we just shouted TDKR quotes until the hotheads came to arrest us.,

>>70644992
>$7 Snickers

You niggers need Alamo drafthouse it's like 14 bucks for a pitcher of beer. Fuck watching movies sober.

>>70644880
He's standing on a stool