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Golden Crown edition
>>70637244
Azor Jon
CLEGANEBOWL
>>70639302
And filtered.
>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck
-Dan Weiss
All kneel for His Magnificence Hizdahr zo Loraq, Fourteenth of That Noble Name, King of Meereen, Scion of Ghis, Octarch of the Old Empire, Master of the Skahazadhan, Consort to Dragons and Blood of the Harpy
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70639319
>Jonautist stealing my pasta
Not even surprised, just flattered tbqh
>>70639321
Is Dillane even confirmed for being on set/slated for filming at all for season 6? Seems like he left after last season.
/Highgarden/ master plan is happening
also the Waif's whiskers are cute
Stannis is alive chained up in Ramsey's dungeon and he goes by the name Reek 2 now lads
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70639357
It's a shitty pasta desu
>>70639323
>-Dan Weiss
>listening to any shit that comes out of his mouth
I'd rather have a dead Stannis than a D and D written Stannis
Why the fuck was Jaime fucking Lannister struggling to beat Ned Stark?
Also can we have an official Fighter powerrankings? as in which character in GoT would most likely win in an all out fight
>Hound
>Bronn
>Oberyn
>Daario
>Mountain
>Jaime
>Barristan
>>70639357
>using the term Jonautist
Scared me for a second, I thought Marcus had come back from the grave.
>Wai-fu stabs Quasi in the belly
>instead of slashing her throat
>>70639336
>For the thread is dank and full of memes.
b2r
>>70639357
>A sentence is pasta
You have to go back.
>>70639321
>yfw he returns in the finale
>>70639370
>Why the fuck was Jaime fucking Lannister struggling to beat Ned Stark?
He had him, but they're both renowned fighters even if you have a boycrush on the blond haired shit, faggot.
>>70639336
Oh he will
>>70639385
>You have to go back.
You have to go back.
See how I copied and pasted your one sentence? It's now pasta. Checkm8
What was the point of all those mentions of oily black stone in TWOIAF?
>>70639406
>I'm fucking retarded so I win
Not how life works, son.
Wait
Daenerys goes to Vaes Dothrak - just to come back to Meereen?
What the fuck?
What a waste of time.
>they actually thought Stannis would win
>The guy that would have main character Tyrion's head on a spike
>>70639421
It kinda is though
>>70639421
>I got proved wrong so you're retarded
That's not how arguments work, young man.
Objectively best character coming through
O T P
T
P
>>70639418
Connect all that stuff together? Like the Seastone Chair and the building in Asshai etc, showing a continuity of some ancient builders?
>>70639425
She got an army
>>70639370
Dayne
You are now picturing Stephen Dillane screaming "I am reek, I am reek"
>>70639267
These threads are so fucking cancerous now, is there anywhere I can go (don't say leddit) that isn't as awful as these generals?
>>70639425
that is exactly all that happened in Vaes Dothrak she didn't come back with an entire army
all she did was go to Vaes Dothrak then travel back to Mereen
BRAVO D&D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW6wfXPeJTw
Why was this scene so GOAT?
>Why they cut away?
Anti-Stannis fags can't answer this question
>But he didn't want children to see his death!
There are many ways to show character death without showing how she cut him down, cutting to black is not one of them
>>70639425
Yeah but now she has a khalasar
thereby annulling all of season 1
>>70639425
Normies didn't think that way. They love Dany scenes. And as we all know, the customer is always right!!
>>70639447
If sandniggers that are scared of water and worship horses.
>>70639267
I would give up my life for King Stannis.
>>70639447
She already had one.
Just never did anything useful with it.
>>70639431
Only on the internet and in politics, not in real life that matters.
>>70639448
Are counting dead dudes too? Or did you mean DAYNE?
>>70639437
maceposting is reddit, you have to go back
>>70639459
You could try leddit.com
>>70639462
How old are his kids anyway?
Post characters that posts in /got/ thread
>>70639484
*Are we
>>70639471
Hey they already agreed to sail on the wooden horses to Westeros. Robert already said they're impossible to defeat.
>>70639473
She now also has resolve. Her boytoy told her she's a conqueror and she took it to heart finally.
>>70639466
Did anyone actually love that love ridiculous Dany scene where she kills the Carls?
I had to laugh out loud at that scene.
>>70639498
Madness
Okay maybe I'm retarded, but did you guys know that the actors who plays Tommen actually also played Martyn Lannister?
>>70639360
He's not been seen, from what i know
>>70639379
Wanted her to suffer.
>>70639510
Who is that?
>>70639460
but who the fuck cares about the Dohtraki?
and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?
and these are people that think literally anything they don't understand is Satanic - yet Dany is a God because...?
Okay lads, offseason will be upon us in just under a month.
With 7 (or 8?) Winds of Winter chapters released, 5 books that have been released for years still full of content to discuss, and a finished Season Six that does include spoilers for the next few books, we'll have content to discuss for ages.
/tv/ won't be the place for it though. And despite being a book series, /lit/ just won't work either.
So the question is- do we go to /tg/ or /qst/, cripplechan or reddit (I don't want to have to make a reddit account ideally though)
Sansan > Jonsa
Normies LITERALLY think Jon won't win bastard bowl because "If you think this has a happy ending, you le haven't been paying attention xDD"
Didn't Robb have a loyal Frey to his side? The one's that were set aside from the Red Wedding so they wouldn't warn King Robb?
He could've just married the Frey bitch and then depose of old man Walder and install those Freys enthusiastically loyal to him.
Then again he's a pride fag.
I don't understand how Margorie was allowed to marry Tommen. Wouldn't it be considered incredibly disrespectful to to go after the recently deceased king's brother, especially now that he just became king?
>>70639401
>>70639370
show=not canon
just like how brienne beat jaime effortlessely in 20 seconds in the show when in the book they fight for an hour before brienne slighly gets the edge over him.
>>70639547
>yet Dany is a God because...?
She's a powerful woman who went though hardship.
>>70639370
Jaime had him the whole time, but ned isn't a fucking footsoldier, he's a trained warrior, he would eventualy do a mistake and get fucked up, Jaime could also make a mistake btw, fights aren't decided purely by skill, sometimes you just get lucky.
>>70639547
>and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?
They follow power and strength. She demonstrated both, even before showing off her dragon.
>>70639528
someone was posting a screenshot of dead Martyn to ruse people, so you certainly weren't the only one
>>70639547
>but who the fuck cares about the Dohtraki?
>nothing happened
>who cares about this thing that happened
>this thing that happened doesn't even make sense
fuck off retard
>>70639574
They're halfway right, leaks say that Ramsay survives. He'll probably become a threat somehow.
>>70639540
>Who is that?
He who was weaned on venom. He who is of the night.
I wish stannis was alive too, but we've got to face the music: D&D spent all of season 5 assassinating his character, because they were worried that he was getting too sympathetic to the audience. They looked out on the forums, the polls, and the blogs, and saw that he was by far the most popular Throne Claimant. This wouldn't do, so they wrote in that hamfisted out of nowhere, out of character shireen sacrifice.
Now the people would see. Now they would root for Dany and Jon, their "designated heroes". And then they killed off stannis.
Even then I still held up hope. I had hope that at the last moment, Brienne offered to let him take the black, and we could eventually see Lord Commander Stannis defending the realm as he was always meant to do.
But that would have made too much sense, and seeing that Stannis hasn't teleported to the Wall while Jon has teleported all over the north, it's a theory that isn't coming to pass.
Show Stannis is dead, but he was dead long before Brienne killed him.
>>70639574
Well
Uh
They're kinda right
>>70639571
I'm pretty sure mods will allow it here, as long as they are not generals and as long as the quality of the posting is somewhat decent, not this shitposting fuckfest we have right here
>>70639571
I'm aleady on reddit, if these start getting deleted I'll just stay there, people never discuss the books here anyway
>>70639370
Why is jaime considered to be a peerless swordsman? Is it because he was the youngest kingsguard or what? he doesn't seem to have beaten any famous fighters and didn't win many tournaments either.
>>70639538
>>70639602
Oh shut up
now that tommen will die, who's gonna get widows wail? valyrian steel will be very important in the next season
>>70639580
She is a woman, essentially a farm animal in this world.
Your family was promised a cow, your brother gets said cow but he dies, so now you get it.
>>70639547
>and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?
did you even watch the show?
>>70639598
DANY IS SHIT
HER STORY IS SHIT
DANY APOLOGISTS MUST DIE
>>70639540
The most dangerous man in Dorne.
>>70639626
No one King's Landing explodes.
>>70639626
It won't be important coz danny is almost in 7 kingdoms, so her dragons will do all the work
>>70639639
you forgot worst actor
Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.
>>70639639
fuck off retard
>>70639571
We need ChineseMoot to make /got/ a board
fucking pokemon has it's own board
>>70639642
>implying caloreesi won't fly her dragons above kingslandig and will see the bright steel shining in the ruinsyou know it may happen, its D&D man
>>70639656
I beg your pardon
>>70639267
What would happen to dany if he spilled the molten gold on her?
"Mummers change their faces with artifice," the kindly man was saying, "and sorcerers use glamours, weaving light and shadow and desire to make illusions that trick the eye. These arts you shall learn, but what we do here goes deeper. Wise men can see through artifice, and glamors dissolve before sharp eyes, but the face you are about to don will be as true and solid as that face you were born with. Keep your eyes closed."
>>70639660
>its his first ay on the internet
>he doesnt know what trolling/batiing is
>>70639659
>she won't live on eternity in heaven.
Best king coming through
>>70639639
*dragon noises*
>>70639602
This is clearly Stannis set out as a warning to Jon and a shocking moment for Davos and Melisandre. Also Jon after seeing Stannis dead will know the Baratheon line is dead so Ned would support Jon becoming King.
>>70639663
That's like making a Gundam board when /m/ exists.
rhaegar
first for beta uprising with alan partridge
>>70639323
I don't see it. The scene definitely stops short.
Ned confirmed alive.
>>70639681
>>70639681
How come she's like 10 times hotter in real life than on the show.
>>70639599
Leaks say Sansa stops Jon from beating him to death, but then Ramsay has a "mishap" and is eaten alive by his dogs/Ghost.
>>70639698
He'd dead, Ned. He made his bed and led his men with little to no street cred until Brienne chopped off his head.
>>70639689
She would die. She's not immune to fire, just resistant to it.
When are the rest of them coming back?
>>70639694
>merely pretending
Threadly reminder that Stannis remains dead
>>70639717
>>70639723
Her character fucking sucks balls in show, that's why
>>70639721
They literally showed his head on a spike.
Where is Stannis his head?
>>70639721
Holy fuck you're stupid. Read the quote again.
>>70639721
>piece of shit tumblr gif with no frames
They also pick his head up and later mount it on a pike.
>>70639736
They will re-appear out of nowehere for 5 seconds and then lazily killed off.
See Osha.
Which is better, VALAR DELETIS or VALAR DELETHIS?
In any case,
>>70639736
>9gag
You know what must be done.
>>70639734
>not immune to fire, just resistant to it
have you seen "burning of Khals"? She's immune to both fire and CO2
>>70639736
Dunno who those dogs are.
Thoros and Beric die soon.
Blackfish dies very soon.
Gendry meets Arya soon.
Bran is still going strong.
We just saw Yara fucking the tits off of some whore.
Balon died like the useless faggot he is.
Osha got Ramsay'd.
Rickon has to serpentine.
>>70639750
>implying
You can't kill the main character
Rereading Jon's ASOS chapters, book wildlings are fucking based. Weeper, Harma and motherfucking Varamyr Sixskins, we really got shortchanged in season 3.
why didn't brienne give oathkeeper to jon?
did she knew that he had a valyrian steel sword?
i mean, it was ice and jaime gave it to her to protect sansa
but who's better than the son of ned fucking stark and brother of that little bitch to protect her?
fucking selfish bitch
>>70639710
/tv/ is already for movies and television yet 50% of the catalog is Game of Thrones
plus we can discuss the book in that board without being linked to /lit/
>>70639736
> Osha
She's dead.
>>70639706
>Stannis is decapitated by Brieene, "doesn't have a head"
>Stannis is dead and flayed by the boltons, still has head.
Pick one
>>70639732
>those rhymes
>>70639736
There's only 2 people there who don't have stories in progress or are dead, and good chances we'll be seeing them in the next ep
>>70639790
why didn't give the Mormonts their sword back?
>>70639791
Maybe other movies and shows should be as good as game of thrones.
>>70639721
>>70639769
>>70639763
Blown the ever loving FUCK out
Show us Stannis' head!
>>70639778
She's not immune to fire, she's resistant to it. It's been confirmed by the creators of the show and books.
>>70639785
But Dany is still alive :^)
>>70639370
>Brienne not being #1
>>70639732
kek
>>70639790
d&D probably didn't even remember her sword. I mean Jon was standing right in Bear Islands hall and no one mentioned that he has their ancestral blade.
>>70639461
I wonder what the people of King's Landing thought about this event after what Joffrey was like. Maybe they thought perhaps Ned Stark was right after all.
>>70639790
Why should she though? Jon has a perfectly fine sword, and brienne is quite the warrior herself...
Don't get me wrong I fucking hate that bitch, but this is just looking for reasons to hate her...
>>70639781
le disappearing dogs from when big bitch Brienne killed Ramsay's good men earlier this season
>>70639750
So will the real Arya.
>>70639736
Next episode to get rek'd by the Hound. Except for Gendry, he is gone for good.
>>70639809
It's not their sword anymore.
Why is jaime such a submissive dependent bitch for cersei?
>>70639809
because jeor literally gave it to jon and ned was executed and never gave it to anyone?
>Arya almost passes out and falls to the floor
>Waif looks down at her while Arya bleeds to death
>"You should have stayed back in your little castls, Lady Stark"
>Waif is stabbed from the back
>Arya almost losing consciousness
>a familiar voice is heard
>"What do we say to the god of death?"
>>70639825
It was sheathed and the handle changed.
How in the hell would they recognize it?
>>70639781
>Dunno who those dogs are.
When Sansa and Reek escape Winterfell, they are pursued by men and dogs.
Brienne and Podrick kill the men but the dogs accompanying them teleport away.
>>70639357
>m-muh one sentence pasta, I-I want to be famous on /got/
>>70639370
>as in which character in GoT would most likely win in an all out fight
sansa/arya/dany coz d&d need to keep them alive till the end.
>>70639834
i have no problem with her having it, but she could have offered to jon, as far as we know she didnt knew he had a valyrian steel sword
>>70639861
Jeor took it to the wall, it never came back. Surely they would ask after such a priceless heirloom,
>>70639813
it means that D&D are retarde....Oh wait, we already knew that
who /deadros/ here
>>70639857
HOLY SHIT
What a horribly done photoshop
>>70639869
>>70639370
>the floor is made of lava
>Daenerys wins
>>70639790
>Here you go kouhai, it's the desecrated remnants of the ancestral blade of house stark that beheaded your lord father (who never claimed you and never returned to tell you about your mother) and is now symbolically stained red with his blood, it comes directly from the hand of Jaime Lannister himself and its twin belongs to the current king, brother of he who had your father executed. Why, Tywin lannister himself paid for this blade to be forged!
>gee thanks brienne, I will treasure it always
>>70639886
Jeor didn't take it to the wall. Ned Stark brought it to him after Jorah left it behind on bear island when he fled to essos.
>>70639831
this
Somebody have the Banepasta with the HS?
IT FITS
>>70639882
Why?
Does she even know about the valyrian steel rekking white walkers thing?
>>70639820
Cap this. Dany is going to die this season.
>>70639888
They're retarded for not making someone immune to fire?
>>70639897
jokes on you
http://www.farfarawaysite.com/section/got/gallery6/gallery8/gallery.htm
>>70639916
Davos knows about the Night King, Tyrion knows about the mutiny at Craster's Keep, Brienne could look this shit up on Wikia easy enough
>Targ fucking shit
>watches her brother burn alive with a smile on her face
>blood of the first men
>chokes himself dead trying to rescue his father from burning
Woah. Valyrians really are subhumans.
>>70639923
No, GRRM is though
>>70639897
that's a newly released photo from next episode
>>70639921
Dany has the biggest plot armor, even more than Jon.
She has an entire plot line dedicated to her and only her
>>70639916
Presumably she would have been informed. We're in a shitty situation where we don't know who knows what because d&D gloss over so much detail.
>>70639921
Based Varys will assassinate her
>>70639933
I thought that was weird how Tyrion somehow knew about the Mutiny and Jeor's death. Really pulled that one out of his ass, nice job Dabid.
>>70639810
>Game of Thrones
>good
good for memes you mean
>>70639923
for making 4 braziers scene, where she burns whole building she is in and walks out unscratched
We should post our faces and decide what house we`re from, anons
>>70639886
Not the same anon.
It was a gift from Jeor to Jon, Jon is probably not using it the way Jeor wanted him to use it but it was a gift so fuck it.
Even if house Mormont asked (what i see no reason for them to do since they probably know that Jeor gave the sword to Jon) the sword back they would have no right to it since it's now Jon's sword.
>>70639900
>>70639916
man it's not only about the white walkers thing
it's valyrian fuckin steel
remember how badly tywin wanted one?
>>70639949
The dragons, you mean? Yeah they showed that Tyrion can control them too.
In the other threads I usually lurk, OTP means One Trick Pony. What does it mean in /gotg/?
>>70639979
So she should just give that guy, she doesn't owe shit to, nice things?
>>70639972
found Walder Frey's inbred son
>>70639989
This isn't /gotg/, Guardians of the Galaxy is a movie
How are D&D going to ruin his character?
>>70639972
Which hhouse has a motto like "Deformed and chronically depressed"? I'd fit right in tbf
>>70639989
One true pairing
>>70639937
it was the only family she had and yet she had a smile on her face
fucking bitch
>>70639972
hello fbi intern
>>70639972
What's my house?
>>70639986
Not controll, they just didnt eat him. That's something
>>70639663
How about an /ag/ - autistic generals? It can have /got/, /sug/, /trb/, /who/ etc;
>>70639989
It means One True Pairing, which is the traditional shipping term coined by LiveJournal and FanFiction.net ages ago during the first great influx of autistic teenage girls on to the Internet.
>>70640015
Relegate him to chicken sidekick meme status.
>>70640000
isn't she all about the honor and shit?
>>70640000
it's the stark fucking sword. It was stolen from them and jaime gave it to her as a symbol of their shared vows to catelyn. Now that brienne has found Sansa, she should fuck off and give the damn thing back.
>>70639979
This is the reason Tywin did that unspeakable thing he did
honestly of all the things to happen to house stark in this series the fucking worst was the loss of Ice, when I read what happened to it I was blown away at how ruthless a move it was, I was legitimately upset that this thing had happened
hurt feelings power ranking:
Destruction of Ice
Death of Ned
Burning of Winterfell
Red Wedding
power gap
Death of Lady
Power Gap
Sansa's court humiliation
Power Gap
Jon's 'Death'
>>70640030
got isnt that autistic tbch
>>70640029
Come on they showed it for a reason. Trust me she will die.
>>70640045
>... You're a talker...
>>70640022
>>70640033
Much appreciated
>>70640028
O shit I'm sorry.
>>70639966
>immune to heat
>sweats
>doesn't need oxygen
>breaths
>a people that kill anyone suspected of being a witch suddenly treat her as a "God"
>muh dragon ex machina
What a shitfest
>>70640052
Explain the honor in giving something to someone that they don't need and of whom you owe nothing?
Especially when it was a gift from someone you've known for more than 5 minutes and actually like.
>>70640052
>>70640060
Jon is a bastard not a Stark.
Learn the difference.
He has zero rights to the sword.
>>70640068
Anon can dream...
>tfw when Margery note verticals are now all over the internet
>>70640066
this must be your first day
/got/ is the most autistic group of anyone I've ever seen
Umm guys, who currently wields Dawn?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68062152/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68076662/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68100485/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68103892/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68113364/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68117030/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68121963/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68128059/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68134343/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/68140185/
>tfw pre-season /got/ was top comfy
i wish we could go back
>>70640132
nobody gives a shit about your anime sword
Lads, I'm dying, I have to write a 200 word essay for tomorrow and I'm stuck
>>70639466
That's not true. My dad is a turbo normie and he started cringing and saying how pointless her speech was at the end of one of the previous episodes. They're catching on.
>>70640120
Then I invite you to check the Mass Effect and Dragon Age generals.
>>70640140
even early-season /got/ was pretty good, around e5 it really got bad
>>70640150
>200 word
>essay
>>70640150
200 words is not that much.
>>70640132
Nobody for now.
>>70639641
>tfw you will never read an a ASoIaF manga/comic
>>70640108
Jesus mate are you being thick on purpose. He's vindicating the Stark claim. He can keep it for now or fucking Sansa can hold it and then hand it off to rickon or sansa's sons, whoever ends up getting winterfell. The point is that it isn't her sword to begin with, it was stolen and the true owners are right there.
>>70640132
Dawn waits for the next sword of the morning
there's an autistic theory that says Darkstar is going to steal it but if this happens I'll commit suicide so if you're reading this george you better not you fucking fag
>>70640166
No thanks, I can barely handle this place
>>70640150
>tfw 300-character essay due next week
>still browsing /got/
>>70639798
Brienne wouldn't be able to decapitate him from that position you fucking retard.
>>70640132
Right now no one holds the title of "Sword of the Morning", so it's probably safely stored in Starfall, waiting for its next wielder.
>>70640149
What? What makes it more of an anime sword than longclaw, oathkeeper etc? Are you retarded?
>tfw 10 seconds sex session with my gf tomorrow
>still browsing /goy/
>>70640106
>they don't need
dude, they do need valyrian steel in the fucking north
why the hell would they send a valyrian fucking steel to the riverlands when the fucking white walkers can attack at any moment
>>70640199
Yes she would. Cut into his neck and the tree, it's not that fucking hard. It's not a clean cut but she obviously wouldn't give a fuck, this is the man she's wanted dead since season 2.
>>70640199
so she lied?
Stannis alive confirmed
>>70639763
Doesn't matter, since he warged into Ice at the last moment.
>>70640199
>>70640220
His head was resting against a tree trunk
Only the very tip of her sword would be able to cut into him (which wouldn't be able to decapitate someone, unless it was a lightsaber), or else it would get lodged in the tree.
>>70640150
10 word poem about Stannis due in 5 weeks
how fucked am I?
>>70640168
eh, I disagree. I found the general went to shit pretty much the moment episode 1 came out. it was especially bad after episode 3, 4 and 5. it's been better recently (kind of), but we lost the cosy feeling we had when the show wasn't airing yet
>>70640199
>Stannis... who lost the Blackwater
>who murdered his own brother
>who "doesn't have a head"
Blame Sandra Bolton
>>70640231
I warged into your mums pussy lol
>>70640141
>>70640169
>>70640171
How is this place so fucking reddit?
>>70640150
>5 word summary due before the heat death of the universe
>>70640256
savage
>>70640233
She chops into his neck and into the tree. Off pops his head.
>>70640256
Dam son
>>70640253
>People don't think Lyanna said 'Sandra' to diss Sansa
o i am laffin
>>70640215
>dude, they do need valyrian steel in the fucking north
So now you're point is she should give it to the night's watch or what? Because Jon has a valkyrian steel sword
>>70640262
>hur dur everything i dont like is reddit
kys
>>70640267
Not from the angle we saw her cut. Only the tip of her sword would be able to slice without the tree blocking her from even touching his neck.
What is her name again?
>>70640251
Fuck people like you sound pathetic. Is this seriously all you have? That you get so nostalgic and attached to a fucking thread on a Laotian fingerpuppet bulletin board?
>>70640168
>>70640140
>pre season
>>70640311
Alayne Stone
>>70640297
dumb kysposter
>>70640311
>I've heard conflicting reports.
>>70640220
you clearly know fuck all about bladed weapons so AI'll spell it out. Brienne is standing whilst he is propped against a tree, meaning her cut will enter on a diagonal plane and would strike through his clavicle/collarbone if she tried to decapitate him. Therefore she is likely only going for a slash to the throat. Secondly, the tree trunk means she can't clear the blade of his neck and if she strikes into the tree it would jar the blade and prevent decapitation at the least.
>>70640292
>dude i have a sword that kills white walkers
>great my ginger giant mate could surely make good use of it helping me here in the north
or
>great we can make a bigger grip and gave it to the giant and tell him to use as a dagger
>>70640311
Sandra
>>70640311
Sandra.
Is this actually happening? I thought this was just a meme, but they seem to be heading into that direction
>>70640334
Decap or not such a strike would kill him.
>>70640343
Not this season
>>70640341
>>70640340
Prestonfags
>>70640311
Muh Stark Priviledges
>>70639781
>We just saw Yara fucking the tits off of some whore.
And I still can't believe I haven't seen any webms or gifs from that scene.
>>70640343
WHAT IS HYPE
>>70640346
But she wouldn't attempt it unless it was to decapitate him
So logic tells us she wasn't killing him.
>>70640343
No it won't happen.
>>70640339
Perhaps follow the reply chain to see what I was actually discussing m8
>>70640334
I said it wouldn't be clean. The point is he's still fucking dead with a mangled head hanging off his neck.
>>70640251
>>70640168
/got/ is infinitely better now thatBradamanteis dead.
>>70640370
So you believe, same as me, or hope, that Stannis is still alive?
>>70640346
The argument isn't whether he's dead its about if its his body we see burning and flayed. Obviously the burning has significance for Stannis so if we conclude he wasn't decapitated which is very likely he's the best fit.
Preston is so fucking autistic
>>70640356
how would you know?
>>70640356
You mad?
>>70640334
>if she strikes into the tree it would jar the blade and prevent decapitation at the least
if she hits the tree it means she has gone through his body (most likely his neck, decapitating him completely)
I think you're a bit slow in the minds
>>70640316
anyone got s6 /got/ general pic?
>>70640379RadamanteLives on
>>70640411
We'll see
>>70640379
>implying basedbradamante is dead
>>70640430
>even GRRM thinks Preston is super autistic
if he was George's weight he would be the average /tv/irgin
>>70640419
>>70640430
You are my fellowfags, that how I know.
>>70640432
she would cut into tree before able to touch his neck
>>70640459
You know because only Preston is autistic enough to pick up on the loli saying Sandra.
>>70640400
I'm convinced of it, and this quote from one of the showrunners (>>70639323) should be convincing enough to anyone else. I'm not even a fan of Stannis, nor do I like how they handled him in the show.
>>70640267
>>70640304
>>70640233
This is Brienne of Fucking Tarth holding a Valyrian steel blade.
She probably cut the fucking tree down, too.
Remember that time one of CIA's footmen tried to parry her blow and she sliced straight through his sword and his entire torso?
>>70640432
You didn't watch the scene then. She is facing him directly, and swings right to left. It would hit the tree before it hit his neck. Go re-watch it instead of spouting incorrect information
>>70640468
i want stannis to live, but it won't happen. the show is full of inconsistencies, it's pointless
>>70640495
Gb2 /tumblr/
>>70640468
>Stannisfags will try and refute this
you've sown the seeds of your own destruction
>>70640495
axe>tree>>valyrian sword>>>steel sword
GRRM likes Preston. He even named a character in honour of him.
>>70640481
Exactly lol
I just took her to be saying Sansa with that distinctly british twang where ah's become er's
Lady Sanser
>>70639857
Holy fucking shit
At this point... what fan theories AREN'T D&D going to adopt:
Likely:
Targaryen dragonrider Tyrion
Syrio is still alive
Basically confirmed:
Cleganebowl
R+L=J
Confirmed:
Jon is reborn by red priestess
Any more?
>>70640495
>comparing a sword and chunk of meat
>to a fucking tree
>A FUCKING
>TREE
Do you have any idea how strong and thick they are?
>>70640517
Topkek
It was Brienne, not Tyrion
>>70640517
>manlytears_trying_to_decapitate_Stannis.jpeg
>>70640517
she's not standing to the side of him you fucking idiot, she's standing directly in front of him. She then slashes right to left, which would lodge the sword into the tree. I hope to god you're trolling and not this autistic.
>>70640552
>standing in front
>right to left
>implying she couldn't slice his neck
>>70640508
>>70640520
>>70640530
What are you guys going to do when Jon's group reaches the outskirts of Winterfell and they find a fallen tree with Stannis' headless corpse leaning against it?
>>70639697
Afterlife doesn't count
>>70640432
If she wanted to decapitate him she'd have to stand directly in front of him and kneel so the strike was parallel to his neck whilst barely clearing his neck so that the blade didn't strike the tree.
>>70640579
Cry
>>70640591
>primo autismo
>magnifico
>>70640556
>>70640556
NEW THREAD
>>70640556
>>70640556
NEW THREAD
>>70640556
>>70640556
NEW THREAD
>>70640556
>>70640556
NEW THREAD
>>70640579
Laugh and say "well done, DnD"
I'd have no problem with it
>>70640169
>>70640171
> falling for spuh memes
>>70639498
Madness fucking shit
>>70640585
UGGO
G
G
O
>>70640628
> 10:47 in the morning
No
>>70639892
Wtf
>>70640263
It's finally over, thank God.
>>70640648
>hating time
why you do this?
>>70640521
preston greenfield was kingsguard in AGOT you fucking asshat
>>70639581
>waaaah waaaah waaaaaah
>why I dont have a two hours long adaptation in a 45mins tv show
cry more faggot
>>70639825
At least it was given to Jon by a mormont. Brienne hasn't said shit about where she got mini ice from.
I've got really no idea where the series is going at this point.
>>70639302
Jesus, those supersaturated lens flares are revolting.
Why would you post such shit art anon?
>>70640523
Yup, she's Northern so has rhotic accent unlike most of England, so pronounces the 'r' sound at the end (like Americans)
Most Northern Brits would say it /sænzə/ (where /æ/ is the 'a' in 'cat' or 'bag', the /z/ is like the 'z' in 'zoo', and the /ə/ is like the 'e' in 'quiet'
She's probably pronouncing it more like /sænʒə/, the /ʒ/ is like the 't' in 'equation' or the 's' in 'pleasure', sort of a soft 'j' sound. Can be easy to mistake for the hard 'j' sound, like in jam.
>>70640812
that's in the books you fucking cunt
CLEGANEBOWL MUST HAPPEN
>>70640690
>"reminder that dual wielding was a legit tactic used in medieval times"
>mfw I realise that this is referring to me since I've posted that Matt Easton YT video on this topic every time the realism of the Tower of Joy scene comes up
>mfw I realise I've wasted so much time on these fucking boards that I'm almost a meme
>>70640311
Sansa Stark/Bolton/Lannister/Stark/Snow/Baelish it's hard to keep track
>>70640894
Did I say it wasn't, sperger?
>>70640970
you're also wrong
>>70640578
you retarded fuck, if she wanted to decapitate him she would have put him in the traditionaò position
>>70639370
he was toying with him though
>>70639736
>9gag
Holy shit anon.
>>70639897
>Being this stupid
>>70640854
>she's Northern so has rhotic accent unlike most of England, so pronounces the 'r' sound at the end (like Americans)
Whereabouts in the north are you from? I was fairly certain the northern (and Scottish) "R"s were not pronounced the same way as the one used in much of the US.
The "R"s used in the West Country sound closer to the American equivalent and I imagine is probably the basis for where the American one comes from.
>>70641103
>he wonders whether he should believe in a confirmed expert's informed opinion on the topic with years of knowledge and experience in said field or some anonymous cunt on the internet who probably hasn't left the house since the clinton era.
>he makes his decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
Why is this scene so based lads?
>>70641531
>confirmed expert
was here there?
no
you're wrong lmao
>>70641531
look you gigantic fucking autist, dual wielding in the way Arthur Dayne did in the show was never a legitimate tactic met with an sort of widespread approval, one HEMA faggot saying that "no you could totes dual wield m8" is not a counter to literally every noted historian on the subject calling anyone who asks a tremendous retard.
Things you could do:
Sword
Greatsword
Sword+Shield
Sword+Dagger
Sword+Think deflecting rapier type weapon
Sword+heavily armoured arm
things you could not do:
sword + another fucking sword
>>70641826
Shut up faggot you have no credibility.
