HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70638996
> even worse than expected
wtf is that real?
shit looks like fanfic.
>weapon is somehow firing
>>70638996
>Who are you people?
>We're the Guardians of the Galaxy far, far away bitch
>>70638996
>Ira Bell and the space mexicans
>>70638996
>what am I doing with my life
>>70638996
I thought it was some alien group that was on espionage mission of retrieving the plan for death star.
>>70638996
> not a single white male to be found.
I refuse to see this in theaters. Fuck Disney and fuck identity politics.
>>70638996
>>70639033
Why are his eyes blue? Is he blind or is another liberal agenda shit about chinks with blue eyes somehow?
holy shit this looks comedicly bad
>the fucking samurai guy
>the iron giant
>the b-rate machete
>the random Iranian dude
holy fuck
>>70639228
the guy on the left is definitely white, unless you use 4chan's definition of white
>>70639033
TELL THAT TO KANJI KLUB™
>>70639093
Women. They got triggered so easy that can fire like that.
>>70639259
>b-rate machete
kek
>>70639093
Jesus Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj08Jwp-2q0
why does the cast look so daytime tv?
>>70638996
>6 months till the flood returns and comfy Star Wars shit posting resumes
>sheevposting
>goodfriendposting
>yaddleposting
this movie is gonna be so bad, get fucking hyped
>>70639268
>Diego Luna
He's Mexican, m8
>>70639324
>palm trees out of nowhere for no reason
kinotastic
>>70639265
>dude, multiculturalism lmao
>>70639343
doesn't look like one though, unless they make him call other people gringo he's white in my book desu
This looks like Battlefield Earth.
![iron-giant[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SQqg1eF.jpg "iron-giant[1].jpg")
>>70639222
>>70639342
can't wait for some Yaddle generals
>>70639324
Aesop rock?
>>70639324
>>70639349
Nigga is having flashbacks of Nam
>>70639378
>Pleasure to see you again! Such lovely weather we're having. And where are you off to, ESSÉ?
why are they all humans? that's pretty boring shit right there in universe full of aliens
>>70639222
>imadeahugemistake.jpg
>>70639384
Funny because Forest Whitaker was in both of them.
Show that page that shows the Empire and how EVIL it is, and how uncool it is to think that the empire is cool
>>70638996
It looks like something you could expect to see on Syfy
>>70638996
Diversity Squad, go!
>>70639033
>NOT FINAL
>white robe
I'm officially triggered beyond belief the empire is supposed to be cool why would a boss wear that shit?
>>70638996
>>70639033
>>70639228
>>70639265
>>70639324
>>70639343
>>70639373
>>70639518
>Star Wars Rogue Juan
>>70639324
>it ain't me starts playing
set phasers to quip!
QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP
Guaranteed that the robot is the cliched 'gentle giant' and ripoff of Groot.
Guaranteed to get destroyed in a 'heart rending' scene of forced sentiment.
>>70639553
>dapper evil mendelsohn
>not cool
fuck off dork
>it's anotherdeath starepisode
YOU HAVE A WHOLE UNIVERSE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CRIMINALS AND WEIRD ALIENS AND YOU KEEP DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DISNEY
>>70639601
>literally dressed like a hobo who won $500 at the lottery
the actor looks ok but since when are high officials dressed like nuns in white?
>>70639635
not cannon
the Death Star is now literally the most interesting thing in the EU
sorry bud this is mickeys universe
>>70639281
>>70639553
I like those new armors tbqh
>>70639635
I know Disney wants to stay as far away from the prequels as possible, but how cool would it be of this character were an old confederate battle droid instead? That way it'd make some sense for him to want to fight the Empire.
>>70639635
Death Star is to disneyfied Star Wars what the T-Rex is to the Jurassic Park franchise. We'll never see a movie without it again.
>>70639635
>YOU HAVE A WHOLE UNIVERSE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CRIMINALS
Have you been paying attention to the series? Lucas not only explored a different aspect of the galaxy, he used a different approach. But did the fans want that? No, they wanted their special Han Solo & friends adventure story. This is Star Wars. We will never get interesting side adventures without nostalgia tripping purists.
>>70639731
battle droids aren't sentient you fucking mongo how would it decide to literally override its programming
and if the rebels did it, why? the Jedi cut em down like butter, theyre really quite useless
>>70639093
Shit looks like a goddamn Nintendo Zapper.
>>70638996
Jesus Christ this looks awful. Someone has to shop Segeal in there it looks exactly like one of his covers
>>70638996
Has someone photoshopped Nic Cage's face onto the chink? I can't tell
>>70639265
>left guy holds rifle at the barrel, where it's totally not hot at all.
>>70639731
There was a novel called Aftermath which came out last year, it featured an old B1 Battle Droid unit that was part of the good guys' team. The novel was dogshit but I loved the idea of that.
>>70639768
These guys seemed fairly sentient.
>>70638996
>Neat new TIEs for X wing.
I expected one of them in the wreckage
>>70639265
Is that the guy from Four Lions on the right?
>>70638996
>>70639093
Talk all the shit you want about Rey, but at least she had emotion when firing a blaster even if she looked stupid.
>>70638996
>shitty black general greivous is gonna be the big bad?
oh gee, its a /tv/ wants SW R1 to fail badly thread...
well Ive got news for you....its not :)
>>70639268
>unless you use 4chan's definition of white
you mean the correct one?
>>70638996
>90% reshoots
>>70639196
This. Quit doing their work for them, we're beta testing their posters
>>70639765
Yeah, because spending half a fucking movie on anakin and padme farting around and giving each other awkward looks was definitely a different approach. The prequels had much bigger issues than the intrigue that some people complain about.
>>70639553
That's a cape, not a robe.
>>70639990
>99.90% reshoots
>>70638996
Fuck off /tv/.
All of you would be proven wrong in 6 months. This movie will be great.
>>70640031
not surprised to see cape experts on /tv/ :^)
>>70639990
>>70640032
roll for what percentage of Rogue One is being reshot
>Bad guys are stylish as fuck
>good guys are jobbers
>>70639265
brown people save the day!... then nearly everyone is white again at the battle of yavin!
>>70640079
git
>>70640100
>100
tiptopkek
>>70640079
99 get
>>70640100
>100%
HOLY SHIT
>>70640050
Not after that shit fest that is TFA
>>70640100
oh my
>>70639553
Good cape weather
>>70640125
99%
>>70640100
confirmed forimpressivelyshit flick
this could have been starkino
too bad it's getting disneyfied
>>70639093
Her TD just makes her a better waifu
>>70638996
>>70639033
>blind Asian monk
How original.
>>70639281
Maximus kek.
>>70639768
They had small talk and made jokes to each other what the fuck do you mean they aren't sentient
Has everyone forgotten Mads is supposed to be in this? Where is he?
>>70639222
kek
>>70640100
I could never have dreamed of a better outcome
>>70640299
he's gonna dub the robot I tell you
>>70639378
What are you doing in my house, go back to mowing my law, illegal! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
The robot will be non-violent and kind, going against his programming.
He will be intended as a focus for small children.
>>70640323
>>70640299
he plays Ira Bell's father
>>70639265
Guy in the middle looks bored as fuck though
>>70639222
you pass butter.
Where are those lasers even originating from?
>>70638996
There better be some supreme memes on this piece of shit or I'm gonna firebomb the nearest Disney store
>>70639222
>U WOT M8
>>70640383
your moms fucking ass
Give me one reason I should go see this in theaters
>>70640383
The tie fighter behind it
>>70640100
damn
rolling for RT user score
>>70640383
The TIE fighter in the back
>>70639553
Looks like a fascist with style. Hope he crushes those faggot stoner rebels
>>70638996
So, on the 1st starwars movie they had white dudes left to fight the death star because they sent all niggers and spics on a suicide mission?
>>70640100
Well that confirms. Good job Disney.
>>70640410
>10
perfect
the star wars universe is seriously uninteresting
why do people want "anthology" movies
>>70640438
In the Super Special edition they'll CGI insert some black, asian, gay and trans pilots in that briefing.
>>70640470
Thrawn is a cool dude
>>70640470
because they give them a purpose, that's why people latch on to tv series after tv series
>>70639033
Is that Ip Man?
>>70639324
>thinking about rubber dinghy rapids
Alright guys, come up with some quips that Disney is inevitably going to shove into the movie.
>>70640470
This
Fucking space wizards with laser swords can only go so far
>empire is bad
>rebels are gurd
>sith are bad
>Jedi are good
>there are no other groups that use the force than two
>no one has tried to artificially create Jedi after we learned it's in the blood and not in a religion
>weew lad look at all these deathstars
Fuck this contrived shitfest
>>70639553
>memelson
Top kel
>>70640593
You can expect another load of "I'm a big strong girl that need no man" hilarious quips and bantz
>>70639033
>tfw I thought this guy was a jew and now everyone is saying hes a chinaman
i honestly thought i could tell them apart
>>70640593
The "I have a bad feeling about this" quip is probably going to be completely mistimed on a super tight close up just to make it even more blatantly obvious the line is a reference.
>>70640593
>jaja at least they're not building a death wall
>>70639635
JUST DO THESE
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/X-Wing_(novels)
>>70639799
>spaceguns in a space fantasy/opera setting
>obeying our rules of thermodynamics
>>70639708
>one literally wears a bowler hat
>another wears a baseball cap
Wew lad
>>70641112
Where?
>>70639281
>>70641177
The two to the right of Whitey.
>>70639268
European heritage. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>70641247
So I suppose greeks are considered white as well?
>>70640245
Droids are usually mind wiped every once and then to stop them from getting sentinent
>>70641220
They are all wearing the same armour retard
>>70640013
>half a fucking movie on anakin and padme farting
That was one movie and it was designed to be a chessy love story. Did you pay attention to the featurettes or promo materials to Attack of the Clones prior to it's release? They pushed it hard especially for the teen demographic.
We saw different planets, Aliens, characters and how the galaxy works when it's civilized. We could explore much more but people didn't want that. We will never get that. We'll always get a zerust galaxy like TFA which literally set the clock back.Seriously, if you took Han Solo out of the OT, what would you have?
>The prequels had much bigger issuesThis is made up. Millennials the generation after plus people overseas love the prequels. 15 years worth of material.
>>70641271
they invented freedom
>>70640597
Midichorians dont work in someone different from their original host and force sensitives cant be cloned unless you use the help of Ylsalamari(snakes that create anti force fields) around the clone , and even then the mind of the clone usually gets corrupted
>>70639033
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEEEEAD
>>70640565
Yes, that is indeed Donnie Yen.
>>70638996
>This movie called Star Wars feels like a war movie. Let's change that!
>>70638996
>crossbow gun
this was never a good idea
>>70639324
When you get shipped off to 'nam but they give you Ghostbuster gear
>>70641455
he's holding it sideways, it's actually just a regular bow gun
>>70639324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
>>70639553
LOL THEY GOT HIM DOING THE BERNIE SANDERS KEK STANCE HOLY SHIT
>>70641497
>>>/facebook/
>>70641519
what possible advantage would it (alongside with chewie's crossbow) have over regular rifle?
>>70641545
You can sell it separately at toys r us
>>70641528
that must be important to the plot, they're clearing showing that he's not in charge
>>70639259
>chinese
>samurai
What
>>70638996
>All these spics
More like Star Walls.
>>70639557
>not "it ain't sheev"
Shameful
>>70638996
do bow casters even need the fucking bow? It's just a fucking type of blaster isnt it? wtf does the bow part do
>>70641725
I AINT NO CHOSEN ONES SON
>>70638996
What the fuck is this shit?
>>70641612
Dr. Carson, I'm POTUS
>>70638996
>>70639093
>>70639033
>COSPLAYERS: THE MOVIE
>>70641748
It lets you make a gun from the shit you have available on set in 1977. Otherwise why are stormtroopers using fucking painted MG-42s?
>>70639553
Where were these elite Stormtroopers during the original movies? Wouldn't Vader have a bunch of them as his own personal legion?
>>70639228
you now realize, somewhere in your own ancestry, probably within five or six generations, someone who you would not consider white exists
>>70640100
>>70641719
>>70639553
Because he's a Grand Admiral. That's their uniform.
>>70640580
Kek
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
>Luke would have never blown up the death star in A New Hope if it wasn't for this fourteen year old rebel spy kid
>>70640100
Disney wins again
>>70641949
Vader had standard (yet veteran) clones of the 501st Legion.
>>70641968
Yeah that's like original sin anon, it's there and it's not a good thing but we can do our best to make up for it
>>70639093
She's using the Force to pull the trigger.
>>70641340
This. Europe mostly loves the prequels (especially ex-commie lands for some reason), it's the Americans who bitch about them.
In, say, Russian fandom, there are seriously threads on whether 5 or 3 is the best movie of the franchise.
>>70641340
anakin's whole story was straight garbage. Almost everything to do with naboo was glossed over in favor of the stupid gungan fuckers. And the end fight of sith was unnecessarily long and ended in a very dumb fashion.
You're mistaken if you think I don't appreciate some attempt to make it an actual fleshed-out galaxy and show diplomacy and such. And just because they advertised it as a soft cushy love crap doesn't mean that it was ok. It was still garbage and a waste of half the movie.
>>70640299
Probably left with some forgettable, cardboard villain role. Such a waste.
fucking Disney
>>70641968
I'm not american anon.
Not every nation is as gross as yours
>>70638996
This looks like a movie poster you'd see in some third world shithole promoting their own star wars ripoff.
>>70640100
gareth edwards btfo toouter space in a galaxy, far far away
I'm guessing someone is going to lose their job
>>70639378
Dude. Not every mexican is a fat, smelly rapist with a huge moustache and sombrero. They can look almost like us and you'd never know. I mean this woman is actually black.
>>70642068
>especially ex-commie lands for some reason
because the majority of people saw them basically at the same time (meaning "everyone started to care about the old trilogy when the nwe came out"
There was no nostalgia factor, no "midichlorians are bullshit" butthurt etc.
>>70639918
Holy kek, textbook underrated
>>70642285
this.
for example, pic related is actually a mexican
>>70640593
Ayy caramba amigos, I need to take a siesta.
>>70642275
Glad to see they're using old WW2 props as blasters again
>>70640597
Or perhaps midichlorians are just leeches that lives on people that have a powerful link with the force.
Sampling them would be a good indicator of how powerful one might become in the force.
There are so many retarded shit in the prequels, yet for some reason people chose this hill to die on and I don't know why.
>>70642447
To be fair, have you seen her ass? It's pretty obvious she has the latina genes
>>70642285
She's not actually black.
>>70639222
I couldve been in Pacific Rim 2 right now
>>70642535
DING DING DING DING
>>70639553
Literally the only part of this movie I'm hyped for
>>70639555
>>70638996
90s video game box-art
Wow that legit looks bad
>>70638996
I-it's not f-final guys. Don't you see the red s-sticker?
>>70642535
Get a load of this shitlord. She's clearly a beautiful, African princess.
>>70639093
Is that a fucking luger with some shit in the barrel to look like a blaster?
>>70639222
OOBA OOBA
>>70642754
This face will never cease to annoy me
>>70638996
>mfw Ip man and Hannibal are going to be on this movie
>>70639265
what is mickey rourke doing in star wars
>>70642821
and why does he have three arms?
>>70638996
>>70642625
Even the Lego game for force awakens had a better cover.
>>70642805
It's really fascinating. The skin around her eyes, the mouth and everything, but she still manages to keep that completely soulless look in her eyes.
>>70642944
HEH
>>70643011
He has a man/horse face. Big bags under her eyes and a relatively small for head for the size of the rest of her face.
>>70638996
>Y-wings are back
>>70643002
>black lego sweating
nice touch
>>70640470
>>70640597
You guys don't understand. People's love for Star Wars is unlike any other. No other work of fiction has ever achieved this level of fandom. People will gobble up and buy anything with the name Star Wars on it.
Have you guys seen "The people vs George Lucas"? Even fans who "hated" the prequels paid to see them several times in a row, simply because it's fucking star wars. It's the ultimate cash cow brand.
>>70643081
Ah shit I didn't notice that. Good catch and kek.
>>70642754
>>70642805
>>70643090
>fans who "hated" the prequels
they're called plebs
>>70643090
Maybe then, but it has a lot more competition in the fantasy department now. It's a lot easier to make these kinds of movies thanks to cgi. It'll take time to kill the invincibility that is star wars, but it will slowly lose fans unless it breaks some new ground beyond a female luke.
>>70643122
Holy fuck I'm dying
>>70641340
>it was supposed to be trash :^)
McFucking kill yourself
>>70642068
Euros have shit taste, what else is new
>>70643223
Doubt it. But maybe it's because I personally know some freakish star wars nerds. There's this guy for example, who only collects Bobba Fett shit. Every toy, every poster, anything with Bobba Fett on it. It's insane.
Anyways, I guess time will tell.
>>70643122
I need you on the bridge immediately Mr. Worf.
>>70643066
That fucking bunny
>>70643122
You realize this drawing is racist and sexist right?
>>70638996
is that an Agents of SHIELD parody in space?
>>70643357
Big eyes, small noses and mouths, and round faces are signs of youth and attractiveness in girlies.
>>70643423
Welcome to Anime 101
>>70642074
>anakin's whole story was straight garbage
How? It didn't finish until ROTJ.
>Almost everything to do with naboo was glossed over in favor
What?
>And the end fight of sith was unnecessarily long
It's actually one of the shortest duels in the series.
>>70639378
for some reason a lot of mexicans, particullarly in the north, are white. I think it has to do with the russian reffugies, but in my city I have only seen one russian family (they had 2 daughters who were really hot)
>>70638996
That one guy at the back looks like he's been photoshopped in from a Mexican iron man ripoff
>>70643315
>McFucking kill yourself
>McFucking
>:^)
Who talks like this?
>>70638996
I don't care about Star Wars at all but that robot looks cool as shit.
All three guys on the rightlook like their heads were photoshopped onto their bodies.
>>70638996
What kind of tie fighter are those?
>>70638996
>bunch of random brown people and random British chick
Wake me up in 2057 when this affirmative action pushes ethnicity shit ends, not even a pol yard, just fucking tired of this shit.
>wow, I sure do love getting acting jobs because i look ethnic instead of it being based on my ability as an actor
>>70639093
>somehow
Humans dont have just three fingers and a thumb anon, you can clearly see her finger in that shooty stink hole.
>>70639553
because when every other faggot officer wears either gray or black, and the emperor and his religiously fanatic thug are in full-black, you need to wear something else to show that you're fucking important
>>70643622
By 2057 everyone will be brown.
>>70643668
That's what medals n shit are for, and red is much more menacing, he just looks sketchy this way
>>70643622
They aren't that random anon. Most have acted in other stuff. Even the original star wars Luke and Leia were just 'randoms'. But they were chosen because they were white and could act.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>70643710
>Red
Sure, because you want everyone in the fucking galaxy to think you're not an officer but part of that bullshit royal guard sheev has, right?
>>70640597
Dathomirians witches use force magicks
and cloning Jedi/Sith makes the force angry
So is this about the empire building a intergalactic space wall and attempting to force the rebels to build and pay for it?
>>70643066
/v/ here
I want to fuck that rabbit
>>70639265
I am glad they greenlight Machete Kills Again... In Space
>>70639883
Has it begun?
>>70643122
my sides
You guys dont think this is the final poster, do you? I mean, it makes it pretty clear that this is the working cover for the sourcebook
>>70638996
looks fine
>>70640100
could not have been fucking better
Is this the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel
>>70642791
bro, is this your first time in star wars?
all star wars weapons were re-purposed WW2 gear. shit had badass aesthetics, i'll give lucas all the credit for that
>>70639259
>the random Iranian dude
Wait what? None of them are Iranian
>>70641528
Look at how smug Shaniqua looks.
>>70642791
Have you never actually seen Star Wars?
![Bounty-Hunters-star-wars-clone-wars-23830885-446-205[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ic4cAAB.jpg "Bounty-Hunters-star-wars-clone-wars-23830885-446-205[1].jpg")
>>70639765
Even though personally I think it is shit, people really responded well to the bounty hunters and soldier shit in the animated series. And that's a fuckin kids show.
>>70643722
>leia and luke
>good actors
>>70644324
oh shit i've never actually looked closely enough to realize that's just a broomhandle with a barrel and scope attached to it. that's pretty neato
>>70638996
Shit doesn't look anything like Star war
