What do you guys rate this show? I never see any threads of this,. Just wanted some opinions. Also if I make my bf watch it does it make him gay?
it's only gay when your balls touch.... haha
>>70634944
>What do you guys rate this show?
In my top 25, one of the greatest TV shows I've ever seen
>Also if I make my bf watch it does it make him gay?
Fuck no, it's just a very witty and brilliant show regardless of the main characters having vaginas. Also Lorelai and Rory are prime waifu material, if anything it'll make him even straighter
Came for Rory. Stayed for the bantz. Came for Rory again.
comfy/10
>>70634944
God-tier tellykino, for the most part anyway
Can't wait for the new movies
>>70635545
>Came for Rory
Me too, many many times
>>70635598
fuck this graphic
Third season is the best and season 5 is actually really great
>>70635598
>the mother got hotter each season
how?
>tfw no Rory/Lorelai threesome
this is a crushing realization bros
>>70635697
My ultimate fantasy, I came to terms long ago that it would never happen. Even so, I know that feel
>>70635608
>it's a "Rory shows off her fat ass" episode
My penis hurt for days afterward
>>70635778
her ass became amazing in season 4
>>70635778
>>70635808
those Latina genes will find a way
>>70635862
>skinny/leggy AND voluptuous
best of both worlds, is there any woman more perfect?
>>70635911
Don't forget dem eyes, bro
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70635990
Pete is one of us
>>70635638
season 3 is by far the best.
well written and actually decent show
everything after luke and loreali break up is shit, fuck the ending
6.9/10
>>70635990
Connor is one lucky bastard
I wonder what their children will look like, fingers crossed for daughters
>>70636065
They just had a son, actually
>>70636079
what a gyp
>>70636097
What an immensely depressing character she was, even by Mad Men standards
>>70634944
Rory is the typical female who loves to be provided for by men(the first beta was building her a car...) while despising this, through being reminded of her easy life for being:
-a woman
-not a an ugly woman
-a family which has a network
-loving to spread her legs (especially when it suits her)
her friend paris is the same with being fucked by the writer.
I did wank to her though. I loved when she cried in her bathroom and asking why logan did not like her back.
I also wanted to take Paris and Rory in double penetration
>>70636049
Holy shit I hated Rory's last boyfriend, that guy was a dweeb
>>70636149
I used to fantasize about Paris and her two friends humiliating Rory and shit-raping her mouth
That's normal, r-right?
Wait is this actually a good show or is it just fap material? I will admit the Lorelai girl is hot as hell
>>70636201
>tfw Maddie and Louise will not be back for the new episodes
Feels slightly bad man
>>70636149
Paris was so weirdly hot
a 3some with a mother and daughter is hot, yes, but not when it is with this fridge that Rory has for a mother
>>70636221
>tfw Edward Herrmann is dead
>>70636201
mmm i got a big stiff boner thinking about it
>>70636142
Surprised her movie career didn't take off. She should have taken a tv show like the mom did.
>>70636232
Nothing weird about it, she's very pretty
>>70636357
The bossiness made her into like a 10/10 though.
They ruined her a little bit with the professor affair arc but it makes sense that she would be drawn to power/intelligence
>>70636211
It's a great show and yes, there are faps to be had
Also if you're a fan of 1930s/40s screwball comedies you'll fucking love it
>>70634944
>What do you guys rate this show?
Comfy/10
Many of the main characters were surprisingly well developed. The interactions between lorelai, rory and her gramps were particularly nice.
Also, reminder that lorelai wore a pant with the word 'juicy' on it in one episode.
>>70636149
Rory is a fucking bitch, every nice guy wasn't too good for her and even though she tried to fit in with the "normal people" in the end she started dating a chad instead of the guy he bullied and genuinely loved her. It hurt me a bit tbqh
>>70635545
Rory looks almost exactly like my cousin who I experimented with sexually when I was about 10.
>>70636605
That's an accurate portrayal of every woman though.
how can watching a show about hot chicks make you gay?
>>70636661
Because it neuters your alpha male desire to rape and subjugate them and instead you giggle along to their witty diatribes about 80s pop culture
>>70636688
I just want Rory to eat her mother's pussy
Rory and Jess were best pairing (other than Luke and Lorelai).
Hyped for the return of Hep Alien.
>>70636626
Shut the fuck up nigger, it's an accurate portrayal of the flighty kind of character she was portrayed as
I don't this show. It's on from 5:30 to 6:30 so I often have it on in the background after I get home from work. I must say every character sounds the same and they are all too clever and quick witted.
>>70636705
No. Every woman will hurt men in exchange for Chad's dick.
>>70636584
>>70634944
Comfy New England/10, except for the last two seasons or whatever where it dipped due to a new writer or something. I don't think I've even finished the last season.
I'm really doubtful that the new season will be up to scratch.
>>70636694
I want to force Lorelei to eat out Rory at gunpoint while they're both crying and begging for mercy
>>70636783
>not the other way around
Pleb.
I love that finale when Rory sleeps with a married man. It was her ex, but it felt absolutely brutal and sleazy, for a WB show. It always had wholesome values but when she fucked up, she fucked up.
>>70634944
It's one one these shows that just is very poorly named and seems like a girls show but isn't, like The Good Wife, it's great.
>>70636855
It was her first time too
That's when her fan Lorelai had their big falling out
>>70636201
>Paris will never violate me with a cattle prod while Rory giggles and calls me a pussy
Why live
Where can I find lorelai x rory erotic fanfic for this show? :^)
>>70637346
I searching rory gilmore porn on google
>>70636626
>>/r9k/
>>70635990
they look like brother and sister
>>70639239
That is often said of couples who suit each other
>mfw I get up in the morning and this thread is still up
>>70637346http://t-s-s-a.com/stories/drama.php
>>70636703
Jess is a douchebag, not as bad as Logan but not someone I would ever want Rory dating if she were my daughter. Dean is the only decent guy she ever went out with
Lorelai had far better taste in men
>>70640774
>Yf?
>Mfw I started this thread,. Got sleepy cause no replies and woke up to all these replies
So maybe watching the show with the bf isn't good since the male consensus is that this show is not just good but makes for good jerk off material.
I guess it will have to be his guilty pleasure
>>70640938
>fucks around while married
>decent
put together jess was the best of all when she visited him in later seasons.
>>70640938
>>Lorelai had far better taste in men
she was a whore.
In fact, all women in this show are whores, but since the show is designed for women, the word is never said and in fact, the behavior is not even
reprimanded
>>70642494
Teal Redmann fuggggggg
I loved her on this show
She also a small recurring role on CSI Las Vegas
>>70642596
I've known many whores in real life, and Lorelai doesn't even come close. Rory is a bit whorish though, I'll admit
Also
>all women in this show are whores
Explain to me how Sookie, Emily or Lane (who remains a virgin until like season 7) are whores
>>70640774
>second story is rory gets raped
well that escalated quickly
Did anyone ever do the body hair writeup for all the female characters? I remember someone was supposed to.
>>70642596
>>
>In fact, all women in this show are whores, but since the show is designed for women, the word is never said and in fact, the behavior is not even
>reprimanded
Sad but true.
>>70642523
>>fucks around while married
What's wrong with that? My wife knows about mistresses and she even talks to some of them sometimes
>>70642761
Read the Oric13 stories, he's by far the best there is at Rory/Lorelai stories
"Rory's Regular Check-ups," is classic and a personal favorite
comfy as fuck. Im too insecure with my masculinity to tell others I watch it, but I do watch it and im excited for the reboot
>>70642523
Dean was still in love with Rory and never really love his wife, married her because he wanted to do the right thing and then regretted it. His actions were amoral though, true
>>70637346
There's one on literotica that's called Rory's birthday wishes or some shit that I always jerk off hard to
>>70643152
I love Literotica but the "18 and older" rule is such bullshit, anyway that story is on TSSA as well
>tfw no story where rory becomes a submissive housewife in a loving relationship like that episode
>>70641170
>So maybe watching the show with the bf isn't good since the male consensus is that this show is not just good but makes for good jerk off material
Are you afraid he'll imagine you as one of the characters during secks?
>>70643238
>tfw no story where rory has a slumber party and a boy spies on it so her and Lorelei give him a girly makeover
all I ever wanted desu
Was Luke an orbiter to Lorelei or not? On one hand he didn't put up with her BS, but he always got pissed off if she had a boyfriend and would do anything for her
>>70643458
He's too much a he-man to be an orbiter, the reason it takes so long to admit his feelings is because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship.
Also he had other love-interests besides her
>>70643458
Yes, typical nu-male.
>>70643577
>Also he had other love-interests besides her
How 'bout that whole long-lost daughter storyline, eh!
>>70642761
Jesus how do people come up with this stuff
>>70643458
No, he's just the "safe alpha" female fantasy, the one who will always be there when the "bad boy alpha" leaves her. This is not actually a beta/provider/orbiter, this is something that's been in all female literature and cinematography - for example Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones, Twilight, Hallmark movies, etc. It's always about two guys who are different sides of the same alpha coin fighting for her or just waiting for her to choose or similar.
>>70634944
>Also if I make my bf watch it does it make him gay?
if you're asking that I think you already know he is.
>>70643650
The scene where that little girl walked into Luke's Diner to get a DNA sample is the exact moment when the series jumped the shark, fuck I hated it so much
Anyway I was mostly referring to the fiance he had in S3 or S4, can't remember
>>70634944
>it's a Rory episode
Oh boy here we go again
>>70643839
I liked their relationship in later episodes, it worked out fine. It was just bullshit that the daughter interrupted their wedding which we NEVER even got by the end.
>>70634944
Lorelai is so unlikeable, along with most of the other characters... but i do like the grandparents
>>70646283
It just doesn't make sense that Luke would keep it a secret except for the sake of drama, which feels cheap and insulting to the viewer
It's Gilmore Girls not a fucking soap opera
>>70643686
Kek, and woman call us pathetic.
>>70646446
I like most of the characters, including Lorelai. Richard and Emily are definitely the best tho
>>70635990
fuck you Pete
>>70643652
Kek
fast talking makes it shit
>>70648505
It makes it better
It has more dialogue then most shows so they had to talk faster
>>70635608
fucc me ded is that shooped??
>>70642596
You're joking right? For aong time tory is a virgin and she only like confirmed fucked 2 guys
Will she be back?
Doesn't Make him homosexual, but it doesn't help his cause either
>>70648972
I hope so
Kritter is always good
around 3 years ago when i still watched tv i sat down for maybe a month and watched it whenever it was on. insanely sexy mom and daughter but the show was really boring to me
>>70646446
The problem with her is that she holds onto all that childhood rebellious resentment of her parents. That shit usually stops in your early 20's.
>>70643652
>I have already gave one of you
Mhmm.
>>70639356
Why does that receding hairline look fake wtf
>>70649223
Yeah it usually stops once you get your own job and place.
>all this betamax nerd logan hate
Lol he was by far the best guy Whory ever went out with. Bitch didn't deserve him.
>>70650038
He was a spoiled brat.
>FUCK YOU DAD I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY I WON'T FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS
>Hey Rory want to fly to Manhattan with me in my private jet? Don't bother packing anything we'll just buy new clothes when we get there
Who was the best stars hollow resident, and why was it Kirk?
naked hallway guy > Jess > Logan > Dean
it is known
>>70650356
His dad was a complete fucking cocksucker and his mom was a brain dead fucktoy. His sister was the only half decent person in his family. He had the same flawed family loyalty hangup that Rory and Lorelei had. That was his only real fault. He should have told his dad to fuck off and make his way on his own. It had nothing to do with being spoiled. His dad broke him so he'd rely on him to survive, just like Richard and Emily tried to do to Rory. In the end logan decides that instead of risking his ass and making his own way, he'll comply with his dad's wishes to support Rory and be someone she can feel safe with. He was way too fucking good for Rory. Jess was a fucking beatnick wannabe tool and Dean was cheated on his wife wasn't even on the same mental wavelength as Rory anyway.
>>70650747
>Kirk went on to direct Guardians of the Galaxy
This thread is a spook
>>70650747
>>70650769
Marty was the same as Dean and a betamax loser anyways.
>b-but I'm working my way through college
>m-muh duck soup
Oh just fuck off with your shit Marty
>>70650038
>Lol
>>70649456
Her parents werent that bad either.
At least they didn't want her to abort Rory like rorys Dads parents did.
>b-but I have to dress nice and not behave like a truck driver
>>70651051
Her parents were fucking miserable.
>>70649223
but.. her parents were terrible people who CONSTANTLY tried to control everything in Lorelei's life. I'd be pretty fucking rebellious if I had to put up with that.
>>70650769
We all know who Rory should have ended up with
>>70635758
yep just imagine alternating going back and forth blowing a load into one's pussy then watching as the other licked it up and then have em kiss so they can both swallow it
>>70651079
Pls explain; I've watched the whole show and still don't get it
They seemed disappointed and judgey but they still always accepted her and wanted to be apart of her life
They also supported Rory in every way they could but Lorelei was always trying to distance her from her grandparents and seemed jealous whenever Emily and Rory started to form a bond.
>>70651191
just imagine pounding Rory while Lorelai holds her legs up, caressing her thighs and whispering things into her daughter's ear like "I love you" and "you're doing great" while they stare into each other's eyes
>>70651325
I think both the grandparents and Lorelai have times when they in the wrong and times when they have valid points/complaints.
I tend to side with Emily and Richard simply because they're the best characters in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6i9KFuq-w
also paris is waifu material
>>70651629
Same here.
I hated the season where they separated
>>70651110
pic related
>>70651325
Most of the early seasons are Emily and Richard trying to assert power over Rory while Lorelei is scared they will turn her into a Wasp.
They seem to hit a nice balance in season 3, and Emily and Richard we're proud of lorelai.
Tbh if I I was lorelai I would have just mooched off them, stashed away money and slowly start to become more independent
>>70651705
This needed to happen
>>70651645
Is it raining out ?
No it's national baptism day, get your tubes tied.
One of my favorite lines from the show
>>70651731
Did they ever want her to go into a specific career? IIrc they just really wanted her to get into an ivy league school and tried to dictate her love life
>>70651645
>tfw there was a pop-punk song written about the Gilmore Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4nuSh1RscM
>>70651883
>they just really wanted her to get into an ivy league school and tried to dictate her love life
so they were good parents?
>it's a Christopher episode
>>70648695
It constantly pulls you out of the illusion because it feels unnatural and like people are competing to read their lines over eachother
>>70651353
m-muh dick!
>tfw no Bunheads crossover arc
>>70634944
Definitely one of the comfiest shows i've watched. It's like no one has any real problems and they all live in this cozy upper-middle class new england town, and the relationship between the mother and daughter is so unrealistic but entertaining, and rory is a qt with horrible taste in boys.
>>70652072
That's how I feel aswell.t
The ep where Emily revealed that when Lorelei left for stars hollow that it pretty much broke her,made me feel really terrible.
I can understand wanting to make your own life but when you come from a non dysfunctional loving family that just wants and can give the best to you it is hard to be sympathetic,maybe this is a wasp thing I'll never understand.
>>70652237
I think there are some Bunheads alumni starring in the reboot.
>tfw when no qt literary gf to spout culture memes with
>>70650747
Cat Kirk > Kirk
>>70652319
Why is their relationship unrealistic?
>>70652976
well their relationship and rapport is largely based on Amy and Daniel Palladino's, a married couple
>>70653094
You didnt state how it was unrealistic. You just used a loving bond as a reason? Its not any more unrealistic surely?
>>70635608
fugg, wouldgivefalklandislandsto/10
>>70636408
>faps to be had
Do they eat pussy? anything tamer is not enough for my jaded dick
>>70653094
So does that mean Rory and her mom are a marry couple too on the show?
>>70653930
I wasn't even the person you responded to, I was throwing in my two cents.
Also I'm surely not the only one who got incest vibes from those two
recommended viewing for anyone who likes Bledel, she's pretty hot with a gun
>potatofu is in it too
>>70654301
You're obviously not that jaded
Eventually you reach the point where porn doesn't cut it, your fetishes and interest become so obscure and depraved that only your imagination can satisfy you and so you just think up dirty fantasies while watching wholesome TV shows, movies and pictures of celebrities
Get on my level faggot
>>70654430
Vibes arent the same as dreams my man
>>70654618
Wasnt this panned
>>70654871
different people infer different things, and the fact that they are based on a couple which is presumably in a sexual relationship lends credence
Lorelai on my dick Rory on my face
>>70636925
>>70654909
yeah it got 18k on a 8 mil budget, but it wasn't that bad
Lorelai cucking Luke and Rory cucking Dean was painful to watch desu.
>science fiction movie or tv show
>all the aliens are bipedal humanoids with a facial prosthesis
>>70655328
>richard never got cucked, he was such a good role model
>>70634944
i want to bend them over, and give a dicking in the anus of the mother, then one for the daughter, alternating both anuses. then i grab them by their hair and forcefully drag their heads on my pulsating cumming cock.
what did she mean by this?
>>70655183
don't forget Madelyn rimming you and louise talking dirty into your ear. Maybe even paris twisting your nipples
>>70655486
DELET THIS
>>70655515
>>70655594
it happens in Season 7 is that makes you feel any better.
>>70640938
I hated Logan, typical ivy league fuckboy that Rory never would've ended up with realistically. The fucker slept with all his sister's bridesmaids and she still took him back
Jess turned out alright, but yeah he was a douchebag
Dean was a genuinely nice guy but he got fucked over by Rory. Was constantly harassed the whole time he dated her for not being smart or good enough for her, got dumped for a downgrade, tried to forget by forcing a relationship with another girl, married the other girl while still having feelings for Rory, ruined his marriage by cheating with Rory, realized she was too high class for him and ended up with nothing.
Lorelai irl would've ended up with Luke by the second season
>>70649393
He shaved his hairline for Mad Men, his hairline isn't that receded in real life
>>70655629
Tbh I'd probably go gay for luke. He makes a good husbando
>>70656309
Dean might've been a nice guy but he had literally nothing in common in Rory. That, and he had a shitty temper and would get jealous at the drop of a hat at every inconspicuous little thing.
Jess was douchey but it was understandable considering his family problems. He did end up alright like you said, and he definitely was the only one that really cared about Rory doing what she wanted to do (e.g. actually fucking go back to school). Dean wanted a housewife like muh 50s values and muh parents relationship
>>70656309
Dean's arc is pretty tragic, I always felt sorry for him and I started hating Rory after their second break-up and when she got with Logan
>>70658306
Nah you're being too hard on Dean. He only got jealous because Tristan kept hitting on Rory even though he knew she was in a relationship. And I don't think he wanted a '50s type wife, that was just something Lindsay tried to force because she knew their marriage was weak from the beginning.
