Whoa
Can't wait for this kino tbqswyf
So... this
This is the power of blatantly copying Nintendo
>>70619253
are you saying Nintendo invented sailing?
>>70619253
go back to /v/ you cynical idiot
rip izzy
>>70619143
any good R34 yet?
Comfykino
>Moana
They should have added an h. "Mohana" is better visually, doesn't invite childish jokes, has ohana in it and even lets the uninitiated pronounce it properly.
They really dropped the ball from a linguistics standpoint.
>>70619741
Mohana takes twice as long to say and doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well. Moana is superior.
>>70619143
>based Lin-Manuel doing music for this
100% hype tbqhf
>>70619790
See what I mean?
Dipshits are pronouncing it as "Mona" instead of "Mo'anna".
It's fucking Polynesian.
>>70619741
>linguistic standpoint
please stop talking
Moana means ocean in Hawaiian
>>70619884
Who the fuck's pronouncing it Mona?
I assumed it was Mo-ah-na, but like it all flows together.
>>70619741
h is mute in romance languages. it would confuse foreign audiences
>>70619960
And that's my point. To get people to pronounce it right straight from the advertising.
>>70619895
I bet you pronounce Saorise as "Sah-oh-ree-say".
>>70620035
I'm speaking strictly from the domestic standpoint.
Films change names internationally all the time.
>>70619143
really makes you think huh
>>70620091
go fap with a cheeseburger
why isnt stitch in that poster
>>70620386
he's still in space dumbass
>>70619812
He'll finally get an Oscar to become the first MacPEGOT
>>70619741
>They should have added an h. "Mohana"
You're fucking stupid
>>70619143
>another disney movie with brown people
>>70620610
Still can't believe how much effort that nigga put into that edit. He even made the doctor into a witch doctor.
>>70620610
BIG
>>70620611
hello /pol/, you can still watch your pasty whitey movies from the 30's to the 80's
>>70620045
You dumb shit, the name's Saoirse.
>Moana
>moan
>moaning
And of course she has a bull at her side.
FUCK YOU JEWS!
Just look at the way she is standing, her posture and body language. Look at the expression on her face.
You just know she's going to be a sassy stubborn strong independent mary sue with no real flaws and a flat character arc.
Great, another shitty Disney movie that looks like a video game cutscene.
>mfw somewhere along the way in this ocean-themed adventure, the main characters stumble acrossSora's island.I mean you know he's gonna have to deal with their shit sooner or later.
>>70619143
>another disney movie about minorities and a strong independent woman
>>70619143
fuck yea i love Wind Waker
>>70619143
>minority female lead in a disney movie
didn't they learn their lesson from Frozen? i expected a string of aryan princesses' after that cash cow.
>>70623663
Moans was already greenlit when Frozen came out.
Then again so was the Gnome King so we can just string it up to sheer and utter incompetence.
>>70620610
It's very interesting to see /co/ memes on /tv/. I wonder how many people that don't frequent both boards will even know that is going on.
>>70623663
Moana looks like top tier waifu material though.
>>70624532
The only good brown Disney princess was Pocahontas
>>70624598
And jasmine from Aladdin
>>70624496
Loss is hardly niche
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iWNuOj9.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>70623663
Frozen was a cash cow because it accidentally appealed to guys, giving it a broader audience. Disney won't find a goldmine like that again in this age.
>>70624598
>>70624631
Basically all of the non-White Disney princesses were great apart from Tiana or whatever her name was.
Nigress from frog movie
>>70619741
>they should change this word's actual spelling to appease my retardation
fuck you
>>70624751
what was wrong with her
>>70620967
The Frozen promo art had Elsa making the smug face constantly and it had jack shit to do with her character.
You're still a baby for being threatened by a girl showing confidence.
>supporting the degeneracy of tattoos
DROPPED
R
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P
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>>70624598
Megara from Hercules was based.
>>70620967
And you know the guy is going to be a complete buffoon that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground; and she's going to have to save him.
>>70625017
Its about Maori, who are known for this above all else
>>70624532
i frankly find 100x sexier pic related
>>70625318
MUSICAL?!?
FUCKING DROPPED
>>70620967
I want to fuck her tbqh
>>70620610
His forearm is bigger than her torso.
Also, with THAT kind of leaf skirt, assuming he's wearing nothing underneath that, he's got a hilariously disproportionately tiny dick.
>>70619354
t. a complete dumbass
>>70619143
Oh god that fat dude is gonna be such a bro
>>70619143
so u be sayin
WE WUZ HAWAIIANS N SHIT
I have a love hate relationship with this film.
Disney, a corporation I fucking hate, stealing my culture to capitalize on.
On the otherhand, Taika Waititi wrote it and his movies are all fucking gold. (Boy, Eagle vs Shark, What We Do in The Shadows, Hunt for the wilder people)
>>70624831
This. It turned out that it was the exact opposite of Elsa's personality. You can't tell shit from that typical Dreamworks-esque face and pose they always put characters in for promo art.
>>70627010
I think Disney "stealing" one's culture is a rite of passage at this point. Nobody is safe.
>>70627010
>On the otherhand, Taika Waititi wrote it
You're fucking kidding.
>>70627010
Might be ignorance on my part, but didn't they already profit on Polynesian culture with Lilo & Stitch?
>>70619253
>being this much of a sheltered nintenbabby
Wind Waker itself is literally just an Animal Treasure Island/Little Prince rip off.
>>70628080
why is Moana black? Isn't she from Polynesia?
>>70627010
At least it's more respectable with it then say "The Enchanted Tiki Room"
>>70622441
nah disney hates KH for whatever reason. at best we could get on of those star shaped fruits
>>70619143
Well, at least they won't have to change the name when it inevitably turns into a SFM porn.
>>70620610
That's just too good
>>70625318
fuck off furfag
>>70627375
Co-wrote. Dudes doing big things now. All I want is hunt for the wilderpeople to do well in 'murica.
Whoa, really makes you think...
Moana is a italian pornstar.
>>70627010
>stealing my culture
You don't own a culture you retarded faggot.
>>70619143
I wish it were traditionally animated but I think it looks good, Disney does Pacific Island kino very well.
>>70627343
>I think Disney "stealing" one's culture is a rite of passage at this point. Nobody is safe.
Strangely enough, still no Mexico.
>>70633181
Next year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_%282017_film%29
>>70624496
Loss is a fb meme you autistic goblin
>>70620610
I live in Hawaii and it's pretty common to see locals that look that big.
>>70627010
Fuck off, local pig. Literally no one gives a shit about your culture, which practically doesn't even exist in the first place. You're probably so far removed from the Hawaiian bloodline that you couldn't even -- biologically -- consider yourself native islander.
>>70625577
it's wrapped around his waist
>>70624532
looks exactly like a frozen character
except brown
>>70627010
>>70627343
WHERE ARE ALL THE MOIES FEATURING MY MINORITY OTHERKIN CRIPPLE CULTURE
>someone makes a movie about you starring people like you
QUIT APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE FOR PROFIT
>>70633597
you like scrap faka? stay nanakuli you faking haole
>>70633686
Continue to demonstrate to the rest of the civilized world how retarded you meth heads are. Stay on the west side, impoverished scum.
>>70633709
come say dat to my face cuh. malama i ke kai, clean up after yourself you dirty haole
niaupio you haole faka
>>70633773
Don't worry, retard, I'll be sure to laugh at your "people" who are living in squalor under the H3 whenever I drive by them.
>>70633797
dats da airport viaduct bruh, know your shit
I fucking hate animated children movies, but I watched Frozen because Elsa looked hot. Same thing here, going to watch this just because the main character looks hot.
>>70633879
There's literally homeless at the intersection of H1 and H3. Kill yourself.
>>70633918
i catch da fasi limo breh, aint eva pass by dat shit you haole feke
>>70633984
Hahaha shut up poorfag. How does it feel knowing that me and haole m8s fuck the shit out of the local girls at UH every weekend? I guess they prefer white boys over retarded apes like yourself, particularly since you're all self-hating.
>>70634032
>hanging out at UH
>couldnt get into a real college
shit breh, makes all kine sense now
>>70634097
Never said I go there. I already my degrees from Uni's in the mainland. I'm just here for work. Stay mad that couldn't even pass high school. Shouldn't you and your crew be hanging out at the Aiea bowl?
>>70634136
herway turzdaze bra
it's DNBz tonight
>in hawaii to work
make better life decisions, bra
>>70634227
M8, I'm making good money, so I'm not complaining. It's only temporary, then I'll be moving away from this shit place.
But you're in no room to talk:
>born here
>trapped
>doomed to work at fast food at ala moana mall then go back home to his drugged out family to get beaten by his dad
Nice, bruddah, you sure have the life
>>70634290
i live on da beach wit my whole crew and smoke batu all day.
das da real life bra
mek sure you pay fo my welfare checks braddah man
>>70634314
DUDE POKO LOLO LMAO
you're a fucking loser
>>70619143
>Disney invents a new dynamic water engine - the promotional video
>>70634351
stay mad guy
go sleep and get up fo work and pay for my batu
>>70634377
>thinks I'm an average wagecuck
Bruh, I literally take pictures of half naked Hawaiian chicks all day and make 3 months rent in one weekend. Have fun starving most of the time. And welfare sucks here, so Idk why your bragging.
>>70620967
she is standing exactly like beyonce when she unveiled that FEMINIST sign during a show
>>70634438
>rent
what a fucking cuck
and he's proud of being able to pay his rent, too
>>70634438
ahhhh, yo taxes still pay fo my batu you dumb haole
also,
>being a professional photographer
TOP KEK BREH, youz one dumb fuck ah?
>>70634465
Rent is 2600 for a place near Waikiki. Chill, mainlander.
>>70634484
Nah, brah, I'm a journalist. I write for civil beat and Star. I bet you couldn't even figure out who I am. Would be hard since most of you are illiterate anyways
>>70627010
>Be moke as fug
>Hear about a new Disney movie
>Hear how it's about Hawaiians
>Not get buttblasted
>Not be a little faggot about it
>Not act like I single handedly own the Hawaiian culture
Stay salty, brah. Meanwhile, I go get three boxes of popcorn and two large slurpees for when this shit comes out, cause I'm gonna be having a fucking blast.
>>70634497
touch a nerve did i
you slave
>>70634531
>journalism
shit, braddah, you keep diggin yoself in one hole
at least show you get sum brains and get one STEM degree
>>70634543
wow, look at you
>>70634571
Kapolani Community College Engineerig is nothing to feel proud about. But being the only one in your family that has graduated from middle school must have been quite the feat.
>>70634651
i wuz da firs one to graduate frum presku braddah.
i wen tek my firs hit of batu at 11 and neva turn back
now i chill at da beach and cruz evary day
>>70634651
Not him, but KCC doesn't have STEM shit. Everyone only goes UH for those sorts of degrees.
>Mfw I see a whole bunch of white people coming out of gender studies classes for the summer
>>70634694
Also, you're clearly one fucking haole trying to like a fucking moke.
No self respecting local would "ACK LI' DAT, BRAH". Stop trying to make our island look bad, you fucking nigger.
>>70634782
i fakin lik you guy, come nanakuli side, we fakin scrap cuz
>>70634782
Nope. That's genuinely how you locals act.
Stop acting like a haole, moke scum. Your island is already shit. It's literally the worst state in the union.
Hey Moana.
>>70634803
Holy shit, see? That's the kind of shit that makes no one take us seriously. Speak like that around your fucking friends, but don't act like a fucking moke on fucking 4chan of all places.
Also, fuck off. Do you even lift? And I don't mean that in a "hurr durr I lick you, brah" kind of way. I mean, do you literally even lift? Can you even bench 2 fucking plates? If you came down Kaimuki side, no joke, I'd fucking destroy your ass in 30 seconds flat. Don't act all fucking big and shit just cause you're on the internet.
>>70634833
>I saw one moke doing it, so this must be how all Hawaiians act x^D
Wow, very astute, John Smith. Even though my family comes from a long history of lawyers and decorated veterans, and I myself am studying to be physiologist.
>>70635031
>4chan
>a respectable place
fakin kanak please, da fact dat you even here is disgraceful to yo kumu
>>70635145
>>70635031
Where the fuck can we three meetup and grab a beer.
>>70635175
we go home bar or real A
>>70635175
>>70635255
I'm...I'm also from Hawaii. Can I join you guys too? ;_;
>>70635303
as long as youre not micronesian
>>70635175
Not unless you cucks can fly to Spain for the summer.
>Missionary trip for church
>"We're praying for the poor souls of Spain"
>Literally just an excuse to go to Spain and meet la bonita mujeras
>>70635303
Sure, senpai. Let's go to the cinema that occasionally plays art-house films >>70635329
>>70635329
>>70635439
Aw shit, son. Is this an official 808-Meetup I see?
>>70619741
>they really dropped the ball from an autistic's standpoint
Ftfy lad
>>70635480
all 4 of us.
i know there's one nigga that browses /a/
>>70626941
>>70627010
The funny thing is Hawaiians are actually people who can legit say "We wuz Kangz" before we took over there were literally Kangz on that island.
>>70635480
Lets all see a movie this weekend
>>70635517
I'm this guy (>>70635303). I promise I'm not a microachnesian.
>>70635551
>Mfw Zootopia just came out on bluray and I bought it for 20 bucks
>Mfw it won't play on my laptop
Why does God forsake me, 808-anons?
>>70628116
Heh, I never knew. Always fun to see
>>70635517
>>70635579
Fight, I also browse /fa/ and /a/ so you might be talking about me
So many how many people are going to be thinking about buying a boat after watching this.
>>70635634
did you go see kizumonogatari at ward on a tuesday?
>>70635767
>kizumonogatari
I wanted to but I had no one to go with.
>>70620611
Did Frozen not count or something (which is even getting a sequel)?
>>70635854
same, but i sucked it up and went alone.
wasnt bad at all, no one sperged out and everyone was pretty normal, all considering.
>>70635854
>No singles theatre policy
Are you a literal meme?
>>70619451
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a65d6cb5fee055e8aa5f8609f24ab26b/tumblr_o7t1a5c62q1v9eckbo1_1280.png
>>70624496
>loss is exclusive to /co/
Of course, only a /co/mblr crossposter would be this autistic.
>>70624598
Animators wanted to give her bigger boobs.
>>70635934
M8, that's why I browse this board as much as I do lol
>>70635896
Damn, I regret not going now. What else do you here?
>>70635914
>>70635854
>>70635551
>>70635517
>>70635439
>>70635342
>>70635329
>>70635255
>>70635175
Ayy, get in here, 808-fags. Let's plan to watch a movie or some shit and pretend like we can be normies. Type in "808" into the channel thingy.
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.freenode.net/
>>70633181
Does three Caballero not count?
>>70636059
I'm just pointing out why this movie frustrate you due to it's ethnicity setting/people, when we even got a 10/10 literal Aryan movie 3 years ago and getting another one in a few years later. We are also getting Aryan loli giant movie too in 2 years.
>>70636081
Please. Someone. Anyone. Join. Even if you're not someone I replied to, if you're from Hawaii, hit me up.
I'm so lonely ;_;
>>70636304
*sad waves curling*
>>70629002
>for whatever reason
gee I wonder why disney hates the animeshit abomination
>>70619143
looks great
>>70619143
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70622441
>Sora's island
You meant Sorna Island?
>>70620045
if they're concerned about it than all the commercials can focus on how to pronounce it, like with ratatouille
>>70627010
that's the thing that keeps me going back to disney, they hire brilliant artists (and sometimes writers). Hell, Bill Peet was largely responsible for all of Disney's good stories/scenes from the 40s to the 60s, and wrote the entire screenplay for 101 Dalmatians and Sword in the Stone
>>70636056
Is that Chris Sanders? He loves pinup drawings.
