>We’re just developing the script at the moment. I’d heard of it but had never played the game. I don’t have a video game player."
really?
>>70618923
Based desu
>>70618923
> video game player
Oh fassy. i'll forgive you for that one.
It suddenly has a chance. Assassin's Creed is the blandest, most forgetful series with an interesting premise out there. There is nothing to learn from the games.
daily reminder that video games are for children, children, undeveloped, that are still growing tall, still going to school, children. anybody who plays them or cares for them after the age of 16 is a literal manchild autist and should be ignored.
if i was fassbender i wouldnt be playing videogames either
>handsome, talented and successful adult male gives zero shits about video games
what theeee does he not even care about gamergate?
>>70619339
How is time traveling an interesting premise? It is the most generic and stupid sci fi bullshit imaginable.
I never understood how people can say stuff like that. Like when they ask porn stars what games they play and they say they only have a DVD player or something. The industry is a multibillion dollar industry. How ignorant and stupid do people have to be to never, ever see a video game EVER?
>>70619429
It's not time-travel, it's genetic memories. 100% bullshit, but a novelty.
>>70618923
based
>>70619466
There still is a huge social stigma around video games, people will be revolted by the image and stay away, wisely.
>>70618923
Based
/v/edditors BTFO
>>70619466
The guy just isn't a video game playist, how is that even a fucking problem?
Series went to shit when they dropped the glyphs and riddles and shit tbqhf.
Assassin's Creed is a huge time waster even as a video game. Tailing missions and collectibles scattered throughout the entire map with no rhyme or reason will never be fun.
>>70619466
I remember Sara Jay saying her favorite was Muscle March which actually took me by surprise.
>>70618923
Michael Basedbender
>>70619466
It's multibillion dollar because games are fucking expensive, and those who DO play spend absurd amounts compared to your average movie watcher/music listener.
>getting paid millions of dollars to play a character from a game
>do zero research into the game
>don't even know what systems it's on
>>70618923
>accepts a part for a video game adaptation that neither he or his kids have no interest in
For what purpose?
tfw seeing your meme on the frontpage
>>70620121
exactly. based.
/v/ fags btfo
>>70618923
Too bad he beats women, he shouldn't be working desu.
>>70618923
he's too busy wrecking black girl pussy to care.
>>70620173
what?
>>70618923
is this the new "I don't even own a tv"
what a poser, fag, niggerlover, asshole
>>70620229
Why do you think he's attracted to black women? Their bruises don't show.
>>70619358
>Le video games are for babeis meme
>Not playing FIFA with the lads
The only autist here is you.
>>70620154
Because he;s interested in a movie script, not a game.
>>70619488
>It's not time-travel, it's genetic memories.
Still one of the stupidest plot devices I've ever heard. I never played any of them until a year ago and beforehand believed they were just period pieces.
I was hoping the movie would skip it just to save on time and CGI costs.
>>70620322
>Having friends you play silly games with
Waste of time in today's society. The only friends you should ever see are ones that can help advise and push you forward in life.
>>70618923
He most likely doesn't play videogames and was either told not to mention a specific game console or doesn't know what console the game is on.
>>70619756
It basically sums up everything wrong with modern vidya. The first one built up every assassination as some ocean's eleven style event but it always degenerated in to a chase and parryfest. The second one didn't try to fix that, it just added shitloads of sidequests and it became an instant AAA franchise loved by all.
>>70619339
This. I didn't even finish the first game because I got bored about halfway through it. Just the same shit over and over again and once the parkour gimmick wears off it's got nothing to pull you in really.
>>70620454
>o-or that's what I learned from the movies anyway. I d-don't have any friends
>>70620325
So far we've only seen flipping around at random over "I Am a God" by Kanye West.
Not looking too good overall. Hopefully it's just a shit marketing team.
>>70620704
nice projecting /v/edditor
>>70619466
It's because video games demand a major part of your free time and simply getting involved isn't worth the time and effort for lots of adults. He's just not a part of this generation where vidya is a big fucking deal instead of something virgins play in their basement.
>>70618923
>I don’t have a video game player.
He doesn't have a computer?
Or did he mean he doesn't have the software to run it? I'm sure if blizzard or whoever gave him the rights to make a movie out of the game, they must have also given him information about the game and possibly a free copy/subscription for the game for research purposes.
Not saying he has to play it. Just saying he should at least know what it runs on
>>70620236
hehehe this
but forreal he's probably too busy doing drugs and fucking models
you can take one look at this guy and tell hes a sex addict
>>70618923
That's actually a good thing then. They will just create a good story and don't pander
>tfw don't want to be a degenerate gamer
>it's the thing i'm best at on this earth
>brings me happiness
it's a curse
>>70618923
He comes from a poo in loo Irish family
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking normie how dare he call my nintendos a video game player
I want /v/ to leave forever.
>>70620121
>play a character from a game
>his character isn't from any of the games
Are you retarded?
>>70620546
>The first one built up every assassination as some ocean's eleven style event
>eavesdrop
>following
>intimidation
>do this for every single assassination target
Did you even play the game? First game was repetitive as shit. It belongs with 3 and Unity in the Shit Tier of AssCreed games
>>70619466
Because it's a waste of time and you could spend your time better doing literally anything
>>70625543
everything is a waste of time
haha fassbender the FUCKING LEGEND
>>70622196
>you can take one look at this guy and tell hes a sex addict
what the FUCK is the point of
being in shape
being famous
being rich
if youre not going to fuck the 11/10s?
what the FUCK would the point be
>>70620322
>playing FIFA
you don't actually do this, do you?
>>70619466
Because he's an adult
>>70620322
>playing le futbol vidya gaem instead of actual football
You are the autist here, friend.
>>70619466
most people don't count phone games.
>>70625910
But you don't get anything back from video games I've never played one that taught me about myself or the world or made ask questions I wouldn't otherwise like other art forms do
>>70626241
That's because you only play mainstream meme games. Search for some indies ones, you will be surprised. Played The Cat Lady the other day myself and was BTFO by how good and meaningful it was.
>>70626241
The point is you can learn all those things and it still be a waste of time cause you gon die
>>70625543
If you are having fun, it's not a waste of time. You like gaming, it's a hobby, it makes you happy. Wasting time on 4chan like we are all doing right now is a fucking waste of time though. I hate my life.
>>70626241
i can interact with people without unfair judgement more readily in video games than i can in real life.
>>70626281
That's an existential argument that doesn't belong on /tv/
>>70620322
>fifa
opinion trashed
>>70626399
Anon I... What
>>70618923
I will never understand why interviewers always ask actors/actresses in capeshit movies if they read comics. The answer is always no. You seriously think a bunch of rich, good-looking actors are going to read superhero comics or play video games?
>>70620325
They didn't even write the fucking script when he accepted the role.
>>70619358
i bet you're real fun at parties
>>70626273
The only time it fucked up was with its awful fucking definition of the term "internet troll". Liked the game myself, but that bit came off as just a tad bootyblasted.
>>70620427
Despite the meme, who has a decent answer to the first game's premise? What is instinct if not genetic memory?
>>70626521
lol This. And the worst part is people actually getting mad at them when the answer is "no".
>>70619466
Honestly video games are an entire culture now; if you aren't paying attention you are "a retard" for not knowing specifics about something which may have no relevance or interest to you.
>>70626521
Elizabeth Olsen used to. That's why she's so perfect.
>>70618923
Honestly that makes me like him even more. Video games as a whole are pretty shit. Very few games are decent and Assassin's Creed is about as normie and dudebro as you can get.
>>70619243
just british for console
>>70626311
You like shitposting, it's a hobby, it makes you happy... maybe?
>>70620154
To feed said kids.
>>70626616
define genetic memory
instinct can be
luck
based on prior experience
>>70626616
The first game was the worst of them. Easily the most unapologetically self-important entry to the series.
The Ezio trilogy toned it down a bit by focusing more on the past, but still left Desmond's stupid fucking story in to keep the narrative going.
I stopped playing 3 when it switched to connor. I didn't give a fuck about the indian and his father's story had a much more interesting premise: being a templar.
4 was just Sid Meyer's Pirates but watered down. Fun, and the animus shit was reduced to a parody of Ubisoft itself, probably the most interesting use of the concept yet, and even that blew into fucking stupidity.
Haven't played any of the others.
>>70620427
>and beforehand believed they were just period pieces.
the story is fucking dumb and it's better to treat them like that
and if it was just a period piece then there'd be no point in it being an assassin's creed movie
the whole thing is retarded
>>70626724
>it makes you happy
Does it though? I mean, think about. How much time do you spend on 4chan, everyday? What do you get from it, satisfaction? But, do you really? Do you feel good shitposting on 4chan? I don't, that's for sure. And yet I keep coming back.
>>70626714
consoles are called "beepy boopy point and shootys" in england
>>70621071
>It's because video games demand a major part of your free time and simply getting involved isn't worth the time and effort for lots of adults
True. Single player games usually last about 10 hours but multiplayer games can easily suck away the time despite the fact that it's horribly repetitive.
>>70626981
Multiplayer games are a lifestyle
>>70626735
Should've picked James Bond.
