>hard mode : no meme actors
Martin Henderson
>>70616377
>voice of snake
>>70616377
Bale is too old
Snake was only 30 during the events of MGS 3
>no meme actors
>makes meme thread
I bet you were 13 when 3 came out.
kiefer as snake
The Boss
She'd need to beef up a bit though.
>>70616377
I'd like a movie so long as the Kojimaness is scaled back at least 30% or ramped up 1000%
Are you CIA?
He would make a wonderful snake.
>>70616377
Scott Eastwood?
>>70616377
>dubs man
>no meme actors
Hugh Jackman would've been perfect when he was younger.
Reminder
>>70616908
meh bb's story was better
>>70616377
His beard is way too shitty. Also too old now.
>>70616459
slut
A perfect SIGINT for the new generation
>>70616711
>Scott Eastwood
Solid choice my friend.
>>70616908
Man and none of the scumbaggery from V is there even.
also even with the child soldiering does this mean Solidus is less of a punk?
>>70616377
>For going on a decade now, any time the fantasy casting of a Metal Gear Solid movie is mentioned
>Christian Bale
Fuck you idiot. All of you idiots.
michael caine as zero
>>70616377
Cate Blanchet as The Boss
EVA
/v/ trash get the fuck off my board
With some hair dye it would be bretty gud.
>>70617014
That's Robin Wright
>>70617048
you can play The Fury m8
>>70616908
nice bait, kiddo
>>70616974
Sigint? Did you mean the new EVA?
>>70617014
This is a joke right?
>>70617014
Or theron both solid
sniper dude
>>70616908
Reminder.
>The Fury
>Christian Bale
>Not a meme actor
>>70617232
>>70616645
>The Pain?
>>70616377
What would you cast as:
The Sorrow
The Fear
The End
Raikov
Volgin
Ocelote ?
Louis Theroux as Zero
Jaime (Nikolaj whateverslavname) from GoT as Snake
>>70616527
Robin Wright is the better choice.
>>70617321
Ocelot
>>70617364
>the Boss
>97 years old
yea no
Jennifer Lawrence as Big Boss
>>70617301
These are all really shitty my dude
>The Pain
>>70617301
>Snake
Young Jackman would be perfect but current one is too old
>The Boss
Could work
>Ocelot
Just no, even with blonde hair he would look hideous
>Volgin
Morgan has "weak" stance
>EVA
perhaps
>Sokolov
would Gary take minor role?
>>70617301
The Ocelot actor is too old.
I'm not convinced Gary Oldman can pull off playing a scaredy cat who pisses himself
>>70617097
Kek
>>70617301
Hiddleston and Jackman are both too old for their roles.
>>70616581
every damn time we have this thread people always choose actors over their looks rather than their acting ability. This would only work with a bunch of talented literally whos, not expensive A-listers
Answer: Nobody
Kill yourselves
You would have to be a major faggot to even pick anyone for this nonsense, much less actually desire for this shit to be made.
>>70617553
im gay
>search kurt russel
>0 results
I don't like neo/tv/
>>70617835
>russel
Don't act like a big shot when you can't even get his name right.
>>70616377
christian bale would be good if it's a serious movie
I would also enjoy a sillier one with hayter in it
MGS would make a great movie. I just started ground zeroes and the cutscenes are sick
>>70616990
Nah it should probably be someone who can act
>>70616908
Reminder
>>70616908
Reminder
>>70617875
but the second l doesn't do anything why is it even there
>>70618259
>not bulking on letters
faggot.
>>70616377
>>70616377
>>70616377
>>70618413
I think if you replace Jamie Bell with Jamie Campbell Bower, you've got your Ocelot.
not mgs3 but kurt russell's son without the beard would obviously be the perfect liquid
>>70618073
Venom lost his eye during the helicopter explosion, I believe. And didn't the real Big Boss fight Metal Gear in Peace Walker (controlled by Paz).
The parts about Liquid are weird too, because yeah he had 'friends' and fellow soldiers, but they were all kikongos. Also, Mantis did most of the amazing things, like bringing back Volgin in the first place and then Eli kills him again through Mantis ?? so yeah.
Wasn't Christian Bale offered the role when they were still serious about making the movie but refused? I think he said he liked the games a lot and thought he wouldnt do it justice or something.
Tilda Swinton or Robin Wright as The Boss
Mads as Volgin
No idea who could even play BB
>>70618413
>Mads
>Volgin
Just no, Volgin is brute meathead not sophisticated.
>>70616459
That's a thousand cock stare if I've ever seen one
Jolie quiet.....
Efron raiden
>>70618963
He "said" he played it, but if you actually watch the interview he's clearly lying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxbjI9wSYpw
>>70619210
The vibe he gives off is that he hates video games
>>70619296
He's just shrugging off the question, and when it becomes apparent the interviewer wants to start a whole conversation about Metal Gear Solid he changes the topic.
MGS1 > MGS3
>>70619373
yes while that may be true can we can get back to the original topic
>>70618538
I would watch this
>>70619210
>did you ever talk about doing MGS?
>no
>do you like vidya?
>sure
>what games do u play :3
>whatever that one is
>omg omg omg how much do u love it???
>lets talk about something else
>>70620072
>OMG he was totally going to be the MGS movie you guise
>>70619210
>clearly saying bullshit because he's annoyed with the interview
Tilda Swinton as The Boss
>right age and looks just like her
>has already trained for stage combat
>has actual gravitas to pull off such a charismatic character unlike your shit waifu
>>70616908
True.
Solid Snake not only chooses his own battles to fight but wins them, even against a global conspiracy.
Meanwhile Big Boss is a retard who not only becomes what he hates but created what he hates and tricks other people into fighting his battles for him like a bitch nigga.
>>70617486
ye loled so hard
all on that list like 60
>>70617301
Ocelot is like 19 in MGS3, Hiddleston is in his mid-30s
>>70620635
The boss isn't a stick figure m8
I don't know who he can play but Goose has to be in it. Maybe Snake can have a comic relief sidekick or something?
>>70621049
she wears a sneaking suit the entire time they could pad it
>>70620635
>emaciated boy
>fit aged soldier
heh. fuck off waifu fag
>>70620797
He was the patriots bitch, if anything Raiden was the only hero of MGS by stop being a puppet and fight his own wars in Rising he is still protecting the future.
MGS4 is the patriots hiring David to kill Liquid and they give him all the support they can, and both got rused by ocelot(he even admits in the final battle that he expected things to end like that).
Even David admits it.
>I'm not hero, I'm just an old killer hired to do the wetwork of somebody else
>>70621093
So you propose to have a padded body with her scrawny chicken head popping out the top?
>>70616377
fuck off back to /v/
>>70618413
>del toro
fat mexican fags are even more delusional than kojima drones
>scott eastwood
oh, it's a joke image
>>70621051
>Maybe Snake can have a comic relief sidekick or something?
His codec contacts can be comic relief, but there can't be a comic relief character with him while he's on a mission.
>>70621529
>Snake Eater eats a snake while Mongoose, Ryan's character in field with Snake, watches on
"that's a mouthful!"
>Major Zero says "this could be hotter than cuba!"
"but not hotter than cuban women, ain't that right snake?"
>Ocelot does his cat call
"watch out, snake. kitty likes to scratch!"
>getting chased by the Shagohod
"please keep all hands and feet inside the motorcycle!"
>>70622157
>waterfall scene
cut to Gosling furiously masturbating
>>70617398
Here's your fucking (You)
>>70617388
Holy shit, he really does look like him
>>70621529
>>70621051
He could play Johnny the guard
>>70618788
Venom was blinded in one eye but he didn't lose it, in the hospital part of MGSV you can see he still has it
