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How the fuck did he get so much ass?
>>70609514
Tv show
>>70609514
Because he's George Louis Costanza.
He's a good Jewish boy.
He could be incredibly charming and manipulative. George was nothing if not effective at being disingenuous.
>>70609514
He didn't sit inside on the computer all day
He's white.
Small dick? Bald? Manlet? Pudgy? Poor? Wear glasses?
It literally doesn't matter if you're white, you are going to get play.
Nyc. More people more likely to find people into what you are.
>>70610035
George wasn't Jewish on the show. Something I always found weird.
Hell, I don't think even Kramer was supposed to be Jewish
Because he actually tried.
>>70609514
talking to women and smiling. also location nyc is probably a statistics/odds heaven to have sex
>>70610393
Wasn't Jerry the only Jew? Elain was atheist. Putty tried to save her but was told they were both burning in hell for premarital sex. George had to deal with festivus and Kramer probably just knows some jews because Kramer is that guy that always knows a guy.
>>70610393
Nah Kramer was Jewish, but they made George and Elaine gentiles. Not really sure why.
Because he tried. Literally all you have to do is talk to girls and you'll get pussy
>>70610609
>>70610412
>>70610222
These. George failed all the time but he still tried.
>>70610556
Disregarding Festivus, I think George's family were supposed to be of Italian or Mediterrenean decent
Yeah, in one episode all the Jews were going wild for Elaine because of the Shiksa curse.
Kinda weird considering how NBC almost cancelled it after the first short season for being too Jewish
>>70610412
He did the opposite in that one episode and still landed pussy.
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>>70610556
George was Jewish through his mom but I don't think he was raised Jewish like Jerry
I don't even know about Kramer, but I think that's the point
>>70610642
And he had no shame in his game either. Dude had no scruples when it came to working women
>>70610000
checked my friend
>>70610689
That chick had the sexiest smirk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
>>70610609
>Literally all you have to do is talk to girls and you'll get pussy
lies. all lies. kindly get the fuck off my board Chad
>>70610826
I think what he's saying is that by talking to 0 women a year, you will have zero chance of success
Even if you have a 1% success rate, the more women you actually TRY with, the more you will get with
Also George was a weird guy at times but he definitely wasn't a turbo autist and could actually talk to women. The only downside was that he was a stocky balding man
>>70610000
impressive
>>70610556
George and his entire family were written as Jewish but they decided they'd be Italian for some reason.
>>70610826
>tfw made myself become best friends with a hot yet morally disgusting bisexual slut in the hopes that I'll get laid
> 3 years later , still a Virgin
Wasn't meant to be, I guess
George was Latvian Orthodox dumb fucks
>>70611072
Should've stopped short
>>70610919
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
- Wayne Gretzky
-- Michael Scott
>>70611113
My nigga
George is getting upset!
>>70609514
By eating a lot, duh.
>>70610605
Nah, in the speed dating episode Kramer and Elaine both said they're not Jewish.
Despite his balding George dresses incredibly well all the time, has a stable job and a decent size apartment in nyc.
>>70612722
>stable job
that depends entirely on the season
I think Jason Alexander said Estelle was obviously Jewish but the only explicitly Jewish lead was Jerry and even then in one episode he said he was non-religious (non-practicing, I guess).
Also yeah, George seems to actually try unlike us.Believe it or not, /tv/ someone out there will like you, no matter how you look
>>70612722
Isn't he unemployed and lives with his parents?
>>70609514
he worked for the fucking Yankees in the 90s. he learned from Jeter.
