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>>70609206
i guess any of them that doesn't involve something supernatural.
i'm a fairly capable fella, but i guess being realistic, i wouldn't know how to kick a ghost's ass or something.
and yeah, being realistic, it dawned on me.
>>70609206
Blair Witch Project
>walk until you find water
>find water
>follow water
>you find either coast or a human settlement
>well done you live
everyone else goes in the naughty corner
I would also have a good crack at It Follows
All of them. Because I'm protected by the lord and savoir Jesus Christ.
>>70609922
>I would also have a good crack at It Follows
90% of /tv/ does.
>>70609206
Hills have eyes
Out in desert
Remember i live in desert
Know how to call LAB
Tell them caninbals out here
Humvie picks me up.
>all the creepy kid movies
just kill the kid
I just give that damn Leprechaun his gold.
A lot of horror movies have some gimmick that protects you if you know about it.
Technically youd be able to survive almost any encounter
>>70610004
Damien is protected by hellhounds, flocks of crows, humans that worship his Dad and demons in human form.
You just fucked up lad.
>>70609922
i agree with this.
if you have just a little bit of /out/ experience, you could survive blair witch, even if it is somewhat supernatural.
it follows could be a bitch.
maybe go abroad for a little while? hit up a european orgy, buy yourself maybe a year.
>>70610004
He's protected by Satan though
>So what are you two cunts gonna do after I break a vase over Jason here?
One of the shittest movies I've seen.
>>70610024
do tell
>the shining
haha like just walk away nigga haha
>>70610084
Damien could be back,in a new body.
>Wishmaster
>wish for a million wishes
>>70609483
>i wouldn't know how to kick a ghost's ass or something.
A vacuum cleaner obviously
>>70610067
>maybe go abroad for a little while?
I think It Follows would walk along the ocean floor m8.
It Follows would clean out /r9k/. They would be so grateful for a lay and then be too neet fat and poor to run away from it.
>>70609483
>i wouldn't know how to kick a ghost's ass
anon
>The Exorcist
Just say fuck it and leave
>>70610095
Alien's sci-fi, not horror
Dont kill yourself
Head to a bar and wait it out like my boy from Friday the 13th Part 2.
Halloween is pretty easy just fucking shoot Michael Myers
>move
>>70610004
YEAH LIKE NOBODY TRIED IN IN 3 MOVIES AND 1 REMAKE, RIGHT?
Also, The Mist if you weren't a retard and keep hidden.
>>70610244
tell it to 12 year old myself
I had nightmares for few nights after seeing it
also
>American science fiction action horror film written and directed by James ...
>>70609206
OMGZ THE GLITCH JUST TYPED U GUISE
>>70609971
It Follows is a tricky one. At first you can follow the idea of flying to one side of the world, wait 5 years for it to get there and then fly back to the other side of the world and repeat. The only problem is that you can get lulled into a false sense of security. Then the retarded point in the movie comes when they make It just an invisible being that is physically there. Throw a blanket over it so the police believe you and lock it in a cage
>>70610202
i imagine that it would. but walking along the ocean floor wake take a long time. plenty of time for your ass to fly to thailand or some other whore capital, bang one, they do their business. that'd buy you a lot of time, then you can just repeat when you start seeing your dead naked dad standing on your roof.
definitley agree on the /r9k/ front, though. they'd die for a fuck anyway.
>>70610228
holy shit that's gold.
>>70610288
and then he gets killed by a possessed plymouth
>>70610310
Dr. Loomis shot him six times. SIX TIMES! I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!
You'd have to be a fucking moron not to survive these.
>>70610355
I'll shoot his ass with a shotgun
The Ring: turn the tv off/flip the tv over.
Anything involving this little shit
>Nightmare on Elm Street
just don't fall asleep
>>70610414
seriously dude?
>>70610432
At some point you would have to sleep. The real answer to A Nightmare on Elm Street is get your hands on some drugs that suppress dreams.
>>70610165
He could call up angels if you ask him to.
>>70610432
Or just don't be underaged. If you're not a kid/teen, he can't do shit
Why don't they just chop off Jason's legs and arms so that he can't do anything?
>Cloverfield
Just put the camera down and run
>>70610450
ok i haven't actually seen the movie explain why this wouldn't work
>>70610470
You're forgetting that Freddy killed Nancy's mom. Being an adult doesn't protect you.
>>70610462
Then what? the angels fuck you?
>>70610355
Here's an easy way:You shouldn't be friends with Michael's relatives.When he kills his remaining relatives,he stops killing people.
Haloween and Friday the 13th: Just run really fast so that they can't catch you
>>70610460
or take that drug that helps you quit smoking and embrace true horror.
>>70610487
>ok i haven't actually seen the movie
kek then why are you even posting fucking shithead
it follows
>>70609483
>i wouldn't know how to kick a ghost's ass
we from /fit/ know how to do that
>>70610228
>>70610541
Better question why the fuck are you posting Gene Simmons?
>>70610432
>>70610485
>>70610527
>>70610414
>>70610276
not a horror movie
monster flix
>>70610506
He also killed Nancy's father.A professional martial artist or a guy who could mindfuck Freddy could survive him in the dream world.
>Pet Semetary
Don't bury dead pets on the burial gorund
>>70610541
cuz ive seen that scene and it seems like they always spend a minute or so watching her get out of the well and walk towards the tv screen before she even crawls out. So is she still in the TV?
Hostile
2ez, just stay home
>>70610579
His face is a horrific nightmare.
>>70610428
>punt him
>restrain him
>literally burn his ass alive in a ditch or bury him in a box after severing his limbs
>lock him in a chest and dump him off the coast
Man the only way that faggot wins is when he gets the drop on people or plots shit. Fuck that, just beat his ass.
>>70610541
>still not explaining why it wouldn't work
>>70610514
No the angels fight the Djinn,if you haven't seen the shitty sequels like I did.But the one in jail was good tho,because The Wishmaster with the Sheev Voic
>>70610592
Could batman beat Freddy?
>>70610551
i appreciate it. i kind of had hoped when i typed that, that someone would post it, as i lost the one i saved somewhere along the line.
>>70610603
Just watch the damn movie alright?
>>70610637
>But the one in jail was good tho
I saw that one when I was a kid.
What was his goal again?
>>70610330
I thought it was ok
>>70609206
Any zombie flic. Barricade myself indoors somewhere for a couple of months until they run out of energy/starve.
>>70609206
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just don't go to Texas
Alright faggots, let's go ahead and hear how you guys would survive a zombie movie since they're always the most prevalent.
>>70610633
>Why hasn't I been spoonfed the answers like the retard that I am?
>>70610638
Probably.Outsmarting him could work,but the only way to really end Freddy is for the dream demons to get out of his body and throw him back to hell.
Actually, just sneak off, or jack the news truck
>>70610724
He's fucking mortal,so you could use any gun against him.You shouldn't worry about this fat fuck,you should worry about the rest of his family.
>>70609206
Poltergeist
>move in house
>strange shit's happening
>move out of house
>shortest movie ever
Eddie Murphy was right when he talked about "Amityville Horror" and a black family
100% of horror movies could be survived if you just walk away. Go home or get on a bus somewhere.
>>70610592
>>70610638
Couldn't Freddy cheat though? In 3 he forced a guy to jump out of a tall building and in 4 he turned a girl into a roach and crushed her.
>>70610706
>"the lawyer can go fuck himself"
>The Wishmaster makes the convict's lawyer go fuck himself,literally.
>>70610727
Go to an oil rig and fish for food.
>>70610803
>get on a bus somewhere
>>70610803
What about stuff like The Evil Dead where you're in the middle of nowhere?
>>70610004
>>70610045
>>70610123
My name is Damien, and for that, kids made me suffer. It sucks being called the devil when you're a little kid.years later, it did give me an icebreaker with goth chicks though
>>70610803
this is just wrong
>>70610842
Freddy can't beat demons with these tricks,especially against Pinhead (Hell Priest).
>>70610897
just run away from the cabin before shit goes down
>>70610683
Japanese or American?
How would you beat Candyman?
>>70610955
don't summon him
>>70610955
>nigger
Call the cops
>>70610928
And get raped by trees
>>70610786
this. white people in the movies are always like "I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!"
Maybe that's why there aren't many browns and blacks in horror movies-- they know when to nope out
What about Le Cabin the Woods?
Oh I guess they survived.
>>70610803
>100% of horror movies could be survived if you just walk away
Sure
>>70610875
is this the happening?
>>70610288
What did he know that the other camp counselors didn't?
>>70610991
Wasn't Candyman a slave in his past life?
>>70610955
>How would you beat Candyman?
Get the city to tear down the Cabrini Green housing projects.
Mission accomplished
>mfw 2016 is the year of slasher movie and serial killer games
>>70611026
In the Mouth of Madness. It's not a masterpiece but it's a pretty solid horror film. Check it out if you like John Carpenter or meta horror.
>>70610244
Sure but Alien is horror
>>70611033
weren't all niggers?
and check'd
>>70611033
yes. he couldn't resist white pussy and got lynched
>>70609206
>be me
>conceal carry
Movie ends.
Villain was powerless enough and literally retarded. Only non violent 70s trash wouldn't survive this flick.
>>70611020
Crap! What exactly happened in that accident?
>>70611033
yeah and he got blown the fuck out for being with a white girl. he's a bitter faggot
>>70609922
with it follows do you think the monster is capable of swimming? i mean, it clearly went into the water but just kinda walked around...
so if you went across the ocean would it literally walk to the bottom of the ocean? i don't see how it could get across anywhere realistically unless it's able to get on a flight or a boat or something.
>>70611092
>Crap!
>>70611092
stunt actor hit a camera or something
>>70610095
Be Ripley
>>70610955
Find the fattest fat kid I could find and let er rip
/thread
>>70611011
That's cheating though. They would have been fine if the tunnel was blown up, Hemsworth would have cleared the jump if there wasn't an invisible wall.
>>70610428
Literally all this would take is to put the little shit in a safe or something
>>70610948
Either. Same rules apply to both.
>Hellraiser
Just gotta get really into BDSM and you're all set
>I know what you did last summer
Literally just shoot the fuck in the head after you hit him with your car
>>70611190
This little fucker is a professional serial killer and knows fucking voodoo.You find a vooodoo spell to get him out of the doll's body.
>>70609922
1. Lure it onto a treadmill
or
2. Have sex with It
>>70611268
Wasn't he just a bank robber or something?
>>70609206
>see le Rubik's Cube of darqness
>leave it alone
>problem solved
>>70611263
Only to reveal himself as a zombie fisherman.
>>70610276
when you watch this for a 2nd time you realize that all they had to do to survive was leave the gun on the hood of the car. But nope, tommy Jane had to reach for it even as Andrea screamed at him to let him go, therefore subjecting himself to the Carol bitch-stare
>>70611255
why's he so happy in this shot
>>70611294
He was known as the Lakeshore strangler,so it's obvious he's a serial killer.
Off topic but is anyone else here slightly looking forward to the the new Halloween? John Carpenter is going to exec produce it and there are a ton of rumors that either Adam Wingard or Mike Flanagan is going to direct it. Even if it's a disappointment it'll be better than Resurrection and the Rob Zombie movies.
>>70611306
That's not how the premise of the thread works.
>>70611268
>This little fucker is a professional serial killer and knows fucking voodoo.
How will that get him out of a safe?
>>70610091
>perfect plan of sitting in corner with shotgun
>accidentally shoot friend who was a retard who doesn't announce when he's entering
>don't retry plan in addition to using friends body as bait
>>70611351
As long as it doesn't involve Busta Rhymes or Sheri Moon Zombie as Michael's spooky mother,I'm in.
>>70611342
okay but how will that help him out of the safe?
>>70611371
Jennifer Tilly
>>70611421
An actress turned poker player,who barely ages.
>>70610276
>5 people
>4 bullets
>don't put both old people side by side and shoot through both their heads saving last bullet for yourself
>Jaws
Just go to land
>>70610414
what if you watch it on 2 tv's at the same time and place the tv's face to face, then wat
>>70611127
"its slow but smart"
it would get on a plane you mong
>Jeepers Creepers
Just keep driving away
>>70611422
>Jennifer Tilly
She's too busy being a compulsive gambler with big breasts.
>>70610727
Easy, become a zombie.
>>70611565
Does she even age? She's like 56.
>>70611557
>drive away
Hope you have enough gas for 23 days
>>70611647
Drive to a heavily populated area where a SWAT team can take that faggot down.
He was always in the middle of fucking nowhere always keeping a low profile.
>>70611565
>wearing dark sunglasses
>thinking anyone is looking at her face
>>70611708
Can't they just book an MMA fight between Jeepers Vs. Fedor Emelianenko?
The original Halloween
>>70611766
What was Jeepers anyway? Are they making a 3rd one?
>>70611061
What games?
>>70609922
>implying the water won't loop around on itself because fuck you, you're not allowed to leave
>>70611812
Next year famalam.The origin is expected to be revealed in the third film,but there's a theory he might be a demon.
>>70609483
This. Especially since most horror movies only work because the people in them are stupid or lack some kind of awareness.
That being said most supernatural horrors could be avoided by GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPOOPY HAUNTED HOUSE!
>>70611869
Huh. Cool.
>>70611903
Try to escape the Wishmaster or Hellraiser.
Just hide in a fucking bathroom and don't make any loud noises
Instead of going to the penthouse at the end the two could have just stayed in the locked apartment. The infected had no idea where they were.
>>70610165
The security guard in the first one had theright answer "I wish you would go fuck yourself!"
>>70612004
So...did he?
All zombie movies except maybe 28 days later can be easily survived if you aren't a retard who makes loud noises and argues with people.
>>70611565
Even when she has a bad hand, she's always got at least a pair.
>>70609922
I don't get the It Follows monster. I get the feeling it would eventually kill everyone really quickly so what then?
>>70610737
that's because it would work and you don't have an answer, faggot
Just stay in the flat and barricade the doors and walls.
>>70612143
Somebody eventually will outsmart it. You're sort of right though, ignorance of Sex-Demons means it's going to fuck a lot of people over.
>>70610803
>Go home
Unless you live in a fucking castle or something, "going home" isn't a safe option when you're being chased by a superhuman killer
>>70612167
God damn it you're stupid.
>>70611990
Wasn't the government killing everyone anyway? Or was that only quarantine?
>>70612251
That's only a thing in Quarantine and Rec 4. The people in the apartment were going to get their blood tested and be permitted to leave, but the cop came back and killed the health inspector.
How are you going to survive pic related?
Niggers are the scariest horror villains
>>70612115
>walking down road
>sniped in head by some faggot with a rifle and looted for supplies
>body eaten
Yes zombies themselves can be thought of very easily avoidable, but people can't. They will kill you eventually. You will HAVE to find food and water eventually. Unless you have your own water supply and a farm BEFOREHAND you're basically fucked.
>>70610955
Pray for the Egyptian Gods to save me
>>70612325
Build an underground bunker and buy heavy duty machine guns.
>>70612212
Suppose in the context of the movie it doesn't matter but I feel like it would kill quicker than it could be passed around. Especially considering not everyone had someone to educate them about it after having it transmitted to them
>>70612319
>The people in the apartment were going to get their blood tested and be permitted to leave
No. In REC they also were confined and couldn't leave. The cops also started shooting at them through the windows.
>>70612325
With a gun and not being an asshole.
>>70612399
That was REC 2.
>>70609206
pretty much any standard slasher, serial killer romp
>dont be a prostitute
>dont go anywhere alone
>carry a gun
>when something seems like a bad idea and youre friends wont listen, GTFO
generally dont be a dipshit and you'll be fine
>>70610928
but the bridge gets broken, and the only way out is through the spooky forest
>>70611839
Dead by Daylight, Last Year, and Friday the 13th. They even got Tom Savini and Harry Manfredini in for the Friday the 13th game.
>>70612401
>not being an asshole.
tumblr pls go
>>70612325
>sell 99% of possessions
>move to Kansas or some flyover state with low population density
>live in small brick house in middle of nowhere with one or no windows
>cower in basement with shotgun and a Bible
I've said it in every purge thread but it would never work simply because there isn't a fire department. One dude causes a fire on accident or on purpose and it goes unchecked, then half the nation is a giant holocaust. No way that can be financially viable each year along with the countless other property and nature damage.
>>70611020
.....But at least I'm not Anthony Burch.
>>70612325
So how did those dudes in suburbs survive ok?
>>70612469
If you move to Kansas you're away from the nigger demons but you're up against the cunning white man.
You need to buy something from someone at some point and all those plotters are going to realise you're out on your own and easy pickings come purge night.
>>70612469
Think about it like this. Black people are killing themselves in even greater numbers than they usually do. I wouldn't be surprised if the black population is 10% of what it was before the Purge.
The collateral damage caused by black people existing is greater than having to deal with the cost of repairing things after the purge.
Most non supernatural monster flicks can be survived if you have guns.
I also don't understand why people buy that stuff that it is easy to kill in the countryside. Communities are tight knit and everyone is armed and trained. I have lived in both the middle of nowhere and Manhattan and Chicago. The first one is by far the safest not only in general, but even in the scenario of a madman running around.
Are cityniggers really that afraid of the woods at night?
>>70612544
>>70612544
They could afford metal doors and windows and shit.
>Jeeper's Creepers
He doesn't want my body parts.
>Nightmare on Elm Street
I have insomnia
>Friday the 13th
Haven't had sex in 5 years. I'm good.
>>70609483
>carry CCW everywhere
>can now win most any horror movie that isn't supernatural
I think the problem with murderer movies is that the parties involved are stupid faggots who don't carry. Mostly from commiefornia.
>>70610339
>lock you in a cage
>the police assigned to guard you weren't the ones who saw it and they think you're just nuts
>start screaming like a retard when it appears
>they do jack shit
>it pulls a Davy Jones on you
>at least you won't die a virgin
>>70611480
>creepy dead girl crawls into Teletubbies and is murdered by the infinitely scarier Tinky-Winky
>It Follows
>sneak into a mortuary and fuck a dead person
Checkmate.
>>70612426
Ohhhhhhh yeah. Carry on then.
>>70612754
Are you me?
>>70612615
I lived in a very rural area until I was 21
The woods are pretty spooky senpai.
I got lost for a few hours in the woods on our farm when I was like 10. Started to get dark about an hour in. Was scary shit but maybe that was because I was 10.
>>70612572
>online shopping
Yeah its not totally fool proof, maybe somewhere in the Bible-belt there's a community that hopefully at least protects children. That's all I care about. I'd be dead the first night anyway, the second I heard a child crying or screaming, I couldn't ignore it. I'd have to try and help or at the very least shoot them in the head to prevent something worse from happening to them. With my luck there would be no kid and it'd be some of you nerds with a tape recorder wielding dragon dildo mounted machetes
>>70610244
Alien is literally a slasher movie on a ship
>>70612325
just go camping in the middle of nowhere during the purge
Just smash the mirror
>>70612838
This is so fucked up it might work
>>70612117
Udderrated post.
>>70612981
Why not just take a vacation to Canada? Not even a vacation, the drive there and back will probably take up most of the hours anyway. Do they do the purge?
>>70612432
If something seems like a bad idea and you GTFO you've now gone somewhere alone, breaking your earlier rule. You're already dead anon.
>>70612793
That and they are idiotic Teenagers/Young Adults.
>>70613139
>Canada
I'd rather die desu.
>>70612838
>let It Follows follow you as you slowly make your way to local morgue
>hold the door open with a broom and politely usher it inside
>crawl on your hands and knees 30 feet in front of it offering your arse and saying, "This way, sweetheart. You just follow old Smeagol, he knows the way."
>gain a little distance and blow it a kiss from the door to the fridge
>It Follows enters room to find you balls deep in a cadaver on the vinegar stroke
>look It Follows dead in the eyes as you shoot your load and pull your best Bill Paxton face
>"GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
>>70613277
I'd say Mexico, but they are going to be swarming into the country by the thousands to claim all the open jobs and vacant houses the next day.
>>70613269
I guess that might have something to do with it as well.
>>70610330
This was a lot better than I thought it would be. The character interaction was fucking great. Nobody was a hero, they were all shitheads.
>>70611948
Hellraiser is impossible to survive in if you've touched the Lament Config. Frank escapes but he doesn't at all.
Anybody seen Knock Knock with Keanu? I haven't laughed that hard at a movie since forever.
>>70613368
I carry myself and even I know that it isn't 100% safety if you lack any sort of situational awareness.
It's like people who carry and live in gang infested areas but have the means to not live in ganged infested areas.
>>70612805
Read it again. Throw a sheet over It, lock it in a cage. It can't get out ever again.
>>70613475
I was too busy fapping to laugh.
>>70609922
you are a stupid fucking nigger .. did you even watch it?
>>70609483
>i wouldn't know how to kick a ghost's ass or something.
I'd try iron, salt, silver, wood-shavings and random prayers/holy symbols if you've got any for anything supernatural. And fire. Fire's always holy. It's the kind of shit that gets brought in supernatural terror stories from antiquity, so why not give it a shot I figure.
The monster from It Follows can literally be defeated if you own a sturdy shed and can afford a pair of heavy doors.
t's established in the movie that it is stopped by physical barriers such as doors, so you can lock yourself in your home and be safe. But why not lock the monster in a building?
Just go into that shed, lure the monster in, run out and lock both doors. That's it, you are perfectly safe as long as noone opens that shed.
>>70613630
And be sure to remain there indefinitely too.
>>70613630
>The monster from It Follows can literally be defeated if you own a sturdy shed and can afford a pair of heavy doors.
>t's established in the movie that it is stopped by physical barriers such as doors, so you can lock yourself in your home and be safe. But why not lock the monster in a building?
>Just go into that shed, lure the monster in, run out and lock both doors. That's it, you are perfectly safe as long as noone opens that shed.
>>70609922
Um do you remember the entirety of act 2 of Blair Witch where they try to do exactly that and end up where they started?
>>70613630
>>70613676
>Two posts and still doesn't get it right
>>70610095
If Ripley could survive it, then so could most people on here, m8.
Hell, the black dude would have gotten the alien in the first movie if that other stupid bitch hadn't stood still and if he hadn't gone all heroic trying to tackle the damn thing.
Now the Predator, there's something I'm not ready to face. I don't have anywhere near enough guns, mud or muscles.
>>70613330
I love you for this.
>>70613242
ill take my chances. Besides ill be carrying a gun and I think id fair better then the others who are dumb enough to continue into danger
>>70612811
Now that would be a "vs" movie I'd watch!
>>70610394
I know how I would surive this.
Remember that scene in Collateral when Tom Cruise pulls his gun and kills two guys in less than half a minute?
>>70610638
If there's one thing that isn't Batwank with Batman, it's his willpower. I figure he'd be able to turn the dreamworld to his advantage, like he deals with scarecrows bullshit.
>>70613676
The monster isn't stupid though. The dipshit pool ruse failed 100%. The way it was throwing those appliances showed it has above average strength, if not limitless stamina. So it's capable of using objects and possibly even tools. Plus there's how it cracks its victims in half when fucking them to death.
It'll open the door one way or another.
>>70611351
Im so glad I'm not the only one who hates rob zombie halloween.
I feel like white trash people enjoy it more than others, never could figure out why
>>70610753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF0GO6kRABE
>>70613922
Drop it in a pit covered with sticks and leaves and then encase the cunt in concrete.
Or this >>70612838
>>70611351
>John Carpenter is going to exec produce it
aka he will walk on set, say hi, and collect his paycheck then go back home to play xbox.
If wingard directs that would be pretty based tho.
>>70611594
Holy shit you're right she's 57. I thought she was maybe 40. Whoa
>>70612838
What if I had sex with a sex doll?
>>70613954
White trash here, I loved the Rob Zombie Haloween movie. (just the first one)
It was a nice dirty, brutal sort of spin on a character thats normally reserved and somewhat tame in horror movie standards.
>>70613775
STRENGTH AND MUSCLE AND JUNGLE WORK
STRENGTH AND MUSCLE AND JUNGLE WORK
by surviving
>>70611033
nah man you mean Cottonman
>>70614069
That's just masturbation.
>>70614053
Same thing.
>>70613475
> They then disappear to the bathroom and when their driver finally arrives, a circumspect Evan finds them in the bathroom, naked and lusting for him. Outraged, Evan tries to convince them to leave, but as they start forcing themselves upon him, he gives in and has a threesome with them.
damn, just force the bitches to leave.
>>70611338
just thinken bout endless suffering and stuff
>>70610638
Does batman have prep time?
But seeing as how bats has back up personalities in the event someone tries ho mind fuck him then i assume freddy would find himself in a nightmare he can't wake up from.
>>70614183
You have to get the dream demons out of him to make Freddy gone forever..
>>70614183
>Freddy thinks he's going to have some fun
>gets stuck in an endless Batcave, bats screeching and attacking him forever
Everyone fears bats.
>>70610091
me on the right
>>70614183
>Freddy is trying to fuck Batman
>Suddenly the place turns into an alley
>Freddy is a kid
>With his parents
>Batman shows up
>Shoots freddy's parents
>Freddy is traumatized
>>70610319
Actually didn't everyone who didn't go full retard survive in supermarket in the end?
>>70614295
So Batman has to shoot a hundred mental patients and a nun?
>>70611948
>I wish you would go fuck yourself in your crystal forever
And hellraiser only wants you if you opened the box. Even then most people who go there just get desensitized until they are a cenobite... I imagine its just like being on /b/ forever. Except you get a qt3.14 pussyneck waifu.
>>70612047
He told him to go away and it worked until the security guard said something under his breath that overrided the first wish.
Plus i have been in enough wishmaster threads that i could get a few consequence free wishes out of him first.
>>70614320
It's never specified but i doubt it. Windows were all crashed, backdoor fucked up and it seemed like a hot spot for monsters.
>>70614419
but could you survive Leprechaun in the hood?
>>70614320
Nah, the one who survived was the woman who ran off to get her kids. The lesson of the movie being that hysteria is the dangerous thing.
>>70610527
But they literally teleport to you at times
>>70610010
He could kill you considering how vengeful and what a liar he is anyways, might be better off with a well worded wish
>>70610165
a well worded wish could work, isn't that what saves the girl in the first movie anyways
>>70610428
literally just kick him tier
>>70612437
Aren't these all shitty multiplayer only where one guy is the killer and the rest victims? Sounds like it'll get old fast
>>70612202
Take Pete's car, drive over to Mum's, go in, take care of Philip, grab Mum, go over to Liz', go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.
Simple really.
