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10/10 literally best king edition
old >>70600515
new normies is out
AZOR STANNIS
Azor Jon
Azor Bronn!
>>70602550
azor dwarf
azor jonsa
Is this literally free money?
first for syrio is jaqen
10/10 literally best girl
>>70602599
Dubs confirm best Azor
Azor Dayne
Daily reminder that she will never EVER look at you that way.
>>70602622
yes its catelyn
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Based OP
Come with me and take this thread!
>>70602599
>>70602622
>>70602633
You don't get to bring trips.
stannis is dead
arya is dead
deal with it
>>70602622
Preston fooling people that it's Ashara Dayne to get the free money.
>>70602599
>>70602633
Noice
>>70602641
>she will never sit on your face, spinning and farting nonstop, while shouting about how you're a inbred retard who should kill himself
Why even live?
Nth for the Maid of Tarth
>>70602629
>ywn shoot your load on her pretty face.
Why live?
Azor Sam!
best girl
>>70602629
>best girl
no
so where was that group of people located who saved the hound? is that the riverlands? i don't exactly remember where the hound fell off the cliff, but i'm guessing it's somewhere around there
if he's in the riverlands he may run into jaime and brienne
Who else here ship arya x waif?
>>70602684
SWEET
best girl
>>70600434
Have I just been summoned?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xkTkVyixrO
Can we talk about the Highgarden storyline for a bit
>>70602699
Thanks m8
>>70602622
>be GRRM
>Put money on Ashara Dayne
>change the book (will take 7 more years to release)
oy vey
What would a Stannis regime look like? It seems like anything fun would be outlawed or taxed into the ground. He'd probably make religion mandatory too.
>>70602649
>a king cucked out of his rightful realm
>>70602676
>Jaime got a hard-on looking at that face
How come none of the people Jon goes to talk to call him out on deserting the Nights watch? They don't know what happened and then some:
>So how come you're not at the wall not breaking your oath of being a brother for life?
>I died and got resurrected
>Uuuh yeah dude sure
>>70602676
Jesus christ.
Wonder if that's more faithful to the books. I know the show tries to convey ugly while still choosing decent specimen.
Who Stannis is the Rightful King here???
waif is best waifu
[SWEET GIRL INTENSIFIES]
>>70602755
Dubs confirm.
Reminder that Stannis best king and bestdaddyfu
>>70602743
No one aside from the NW and Ned Stark gives a shit about deserters.
>>70602762
WHO
>>70602756
/got/ is a safe for work board
HOLD THE SWEET GIRL
-Hodor, in the process of going insane during an epileptic bout
>>70602743
Cause Dabid
>>70602755
Everyone, because he is.
>>70602677
DELETE THIS
>>70602762
what did she mean by this?
Why are they so afraid of introducing new characters that will eventually be introduced for story to progress? We didn't get any Euron time, but we got a lot of Arya getting beaten with stick time.
What I can't understand is that there were talks of completely unknown, never included in the shown characters in the first two seasons, and it worked pretty well. There are youtube channels dedicated to explaining these, why stop now?
Man I'm really angry, show could have been way better than it is now. Right now there's no foreshadowing, no new characters, but swordfights with a lot of turning around, out of character writing and forced nudity.
>>70602731
Wait a minute, why have we never seen Stannis and the High Sparrow together in the same room...? makes you think???
STANNIS = SPARROW FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70602743
Nobody cares about fookin nightswatch law except for Ned fookin Stark and he's as dead as all of Lord Littlefinger's whoes'.
>it's a dubs thread
>>70602777
Checked
>>70602747
>You're not sweet enough already?
Leaked screenshot of Episode 9
new character?
i got it from reddit
>>70602722
>you will never lick Smirkfu's prolapsed rectum as it was a lollipop
Who /codd/ here
>tfw cameo in the latest chapter of Edgelord Euron and his VALYRIAN ARMOUR
>>70602777
Hold the dubs
>>70602550
Everything was exactly what it seemed
>HS told Tommen about Margaery's walk
>Tommen told Cersei about it
>Cersei told Olenna about it
>no rusing, nobody baits the others
>Cersei lets Tyrell army into KL and Lannisters stand back
>Tyrells go into KL
>now Tyrells leave again
>no secret plan, no hostile takeover, no backstabbing, no one takes advantage of the situation
>>70602791
DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAOaccept that it's literally the only conclusion you're going to get
>>70602777
Checked
why doesnt cerseis hair ever grow back? it mustve been like a year since they cut it
>>70602835
Thank you.
>>70602830
She's been keeping it short ever since she found out about Jaime's lust for Brienne
>>70602775
actress who played the REAL lyanna
>>70602790
means she's the best girl
>>70602835
DELETE THIS
>>70602622
yeah, it gets confirmed in episode 10. Also Cersei to rule King's Landing at the end of the season is also free money: Tommen, Marg and the High Sparrow all die
Bearloli NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70602821
High Septon just OVERRUSED everybody with his peaceful plan.
>>70602817
>Left-hand Lucas Codd
>Got his nickname cause he was caught jerking it
Cast him
HAIL KING AENYS
>>70602861
s-sweet girl?
Its that time again lads
which actress is most suited for the role of Lyanna Stark?
>>70602868
they are seriously the /got/ of Houses
>>70602629
What a SWEET GIRL.
If you catch my drift.
>>70602743
Night's Watch is de facto over dude. They have no fighting man, they have no experienced people, maester or anyone that actually knows the Night's Watch tradition. They're not going to be around when they are most needed.
>>70602793
Both are seven letters
Have equal numbers of vowels and consonants
Both beginning with S
Both have a double consonant before the suffix
SPARROW
T
A
N
N
I
S
>>70602888
>tfw no Liam Neeson as JonCon
Why do people hate Olly (the little boy hanged by Jon) so much?
I get it, he was part of le bad guys who teamed up to stab Jon but come on... his entire family and even village got slaughtered (and its even implied that they got eaten) why do people cant see things from his point of view?
>>70602666
>>70602777
>>70602888
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>70602857
So will King's Landing be engulfed in wildfire like in Bran's vision next season when Cersei goes full Mad Queen?
>>70602888
trips confirms best Jon
>>70602930
he was a totally pointless character and annoying as fuck
>>70602930
We can, but it's hard to care when half his screentime was "glaring suspiciously at Jon with barely hidden anger because he'll be the one to stab him"
>>70602930
because an intern suggested that Olly be part of the stabbing, and said intern was promoted for it
>>70602899
theresapointswherethisneedstostopandwe'veclearltpassedit.jpg
>>70602930
People would love to be some sort of self insert who could have Jon as his big bro.
People aren't pleased when the kid who they wish they were is a meanie to the MC of the series.
>>70602882
4.
Kaya is perfect. The kind of girl that makes you want to spit in her mouth.
>>70602924
Fuck, he would've been a great choice.
>>70602930
He killed Ygritte, that little cunt. Deserves to die for that sin alone.
>>70602938
Thank you kindly :3
which porn star would make best lyanna
provide pics for comparison
AFFC was not near as bad as people made it out to be
>>70602988
> The kind of girl that makes you want to spit in her mouth.
>>70602816
Was that really the first thing that came to your mind?
>>70602973
>There are only two other writers besides DnD
>One wrote Dorne and Sansa in Winterfell
>the other invented Olly
>>70602996
I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.
>>70602930
Because jon is fan favorite. Jonautists dont care about olly's side.
Dear Lord Baelish,
The Fire Rises in the snows near Winterfell. You get to bring friends and crash your big guys into the Bolton flank, with no survivors. Make it extremely painful; we expect few of us in the wreckage after.
It doesn't matter who you bring, all that matters is our battle plan. Do this, and I will see you show a lot more loyalty than a hired sellsword.
For you, Sansa Stark
>>70603002
>He killed Ygritte, that little cunt.
That's a redeeming factor, not a sin.
>>70602743
>DABID
>>70603035
>These people are literally paid to come up with this garbage
>>70603004
:^)
>>70603002
OUTTA MY WAY, WILDLING FUCKING SHITS!
why didn't he headbutt her and roll into the water?
>>70603008
only brain dead autists hates affc
>>70603023
No, not really
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70602930
I hate his characters very existence.
>>70603089
She'd be better as dyke!Sansa
anyone got the bald maisie pic
>>70603109
Thank god
Why didn't Stannis just take out a loan from the Iron bank and then hire faceless men to take out Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella in addition to the shadow baby killing Renly.
Literally would have been King.
http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/ConJose_San_Jose_CA_August_29_September_24
>Question 7
AAAAAAH WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>70603101
cuz he was a weak man xD
but we are not men B)
>>70603103
>has hand chopped off
>refuses to be hand
THE PUREST OF POTTERY
>>70603036
Thank you for your free ($0) contribution to the thread, friend.
>>70603125
do what
>>70603148
>Not listing in order of power level
>>70603058
> Targaryen is the worst beer
ha
>>70602722
From now Septa Unella owns young queen's rose
>>70603185
ta lad
>>70603181
What makes you think everyone isn't concealing their true power level? Scouters are useless.
>>70603058
>tfw Tully is the only good beer
>>70603148
7 (You)s in one post.
I am blessed
>>70603142
JONTARDS BTFOOOOO
>>70603207
here have second one
Literall deadest king edition
>Still no Linda
Did she rage quit the show as well?
Who frogfu here?
>>70603035
>HBO Show
>$100 million budget
>Has a pathetic excuse for a writers room
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70603138
Faceless Men are vicious cunts, they can demand more than just money. They could ask for something like his daughter's life, or some Oldtown artifacts, they are up to no good.
>>70602722
They're fucked.
>>70603188
>Targaryen
>not Greyjoy
>>70603004
stoya, no contest
>>70603233
Truly.
>>70603142
PRESTON INTENSIFIES
>>70603240
>>70603207
Try this
>>70603261
who dat be?
>>70603004
VALAR DELETIS
>>70603263
>his daughter's life
He'd do it to be king desu
>>70603248
Why is she so perfect?
>>70603180
shit, the file wasn't going
>>70603305
Yeah, but it's still dangerous.
>>70603248
>>70603308
she's perfect+1
>>70603313
sweet Ned edit when?
>Since all of their mothers died, who gave Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen and Tyrion Lannister their names?
>Mothers can name a child before birth, or during, or after, even while they are dying. Dany was most like named by her mother, Tyrion by his father, Jon by Ned.
>by Ned
what did he mean by this?
>>70603290
Why does everyone on /got/ have such shit taste in women?
>>70603264
In case of the young one - literally
>>70603263
>vicious cunts
People are asking for another person to be murdered, they demand the person requesting it actually sacrifice something they care about to justify it.
Stannis was more of a cunt than they are.
Did they?
>>70603377
cuz ur gay af
>>70603377
Because they're basing on looks rather than INNER BEAUTY
Episode #58 (season 6, episode 8): “No One”
Debut: SUNDAY, JUNE 12 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT)
While Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) weighs his options, Cersei (Lena Headey) answers a request. Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) plans bear fruit. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a new test.
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
>>70603101
he wasn't a sweet girl
>>70602381
>John the Fiddler
>>70603364
HE'LL NEED A NAME
>>70603308
She simply is.
>>70603432
kek
Make a sweet girl out of this image :^)
DAILY REMINDER THAT RHAEGAR DID NOTHING WRONG
>>70603432
>not shooping the face on bad poosi
i'm disappointed
>>70603408
Sure, Stannis is a dirty brother killer.
But the Faceless are also a death cult with dubious premises and shifty actions all around the world, especially in the Reach.
>>70603410
Only a false repentance. It's fine, we have our eyes on them. We see through them, we see their lies laid plainly on paper: >>70603264
Rosabell Laurenti Sellers and Ellie Kendrick have both played Anne Frank.
>They are the clear best Waifus.
>I'm not saying that D&D want to fuck Anne Frank, but what if it were what I was saying?
>>70603410
Ugh, I'm trying to tell you, but you, guys, are not listening >>70603379 >>70603191
>>70603462
Oh, and caption it
"You want a sweet girl, but you need the bad pussy"
What events in GOT were beta uprisings?
>>70603470
he didnt dodge the hammer
>never fought in a battle
>never fought in a war
>never commanded as a general
>apparently knows less about the North than Davos
>screams at Lord Glover despite having zero idea what he and his house have been through
>generally acts like queen shit
Why is this allowed? Will Jon ever stop being a pussy and take charge of this bullshit?
>>70603494
The valyrians were massive betas originally
>>70603470
>Rhaegar
>BARBARIAN TATTOO ROCKSTAR
Really, artists?
>>70603494
White Walkers
>>70603470
dat pretty gay senpai
>>70603498
Basically Dany without an army.
>>70603493
kek god anon please do this
>>70603498
Yeah honestly, the way she treated Lord Glover just proved to me that she is NOT fit to rule. "UM EXCUSE ME LORD GLOVER! I AM A STARK, U HAVE TO FALL ON YOUR SWORD AND DIE FOR ME IN MY POINTLESS WAR!!!"
>>70603364
Jon is really named Aemon Targaryen
>>70603494
The Faceless Men revolt against the Valyrians.
>>70603470
He chose a ho instead of a bro
>>70603494
Ironborn rebellion.
>>70602666
if only
>>70603494
Theon winterfell campaign
le dorne plot
there
>>70603286
What shall I have for dinner, anons?
Not even a weeb but I really think an anime would be the best shot to get a close adaption.
Young Stunner: Aged 18 – 20. She’s a stunner of a brunette. The actress has a couple of scenes, and a great final scene where there is a major twist. This role shot the week of August 5th in Belfast.
COUPLE OF SCENES
TOURNEY AT HARRENHAL FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>70602733
this made me laugh
>>70603561
Sweet girls will never rule Dorne again.
>>70603580
CONFIRMED
>>70603564
Burnt Ends from Local BBQ joint
Why didn't he just rolled into moat full of water?
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/07/callbacks-and-easter-eggs-in-the-broken-man/
Lem's actor REALLY seems to be hinting at Lady Stoneheart.
>>70603564
*MUNCH MUNCH*
Hmm? Dinner, you say? Well, how about SOME FUCKING SALAD DRESSING, HUH? I FUCKING LOVE SALAD DRESSING, I FILL MY PIEHOLE WITH MAYONNAISE AS IT GOES DOWN MY BIG FAT THROAT. I SLURP AND SLURP MY SALTY RANCH DRESSING AS IF MY STOMACH WAS A FUCKING RODEO AT SKYWALKER RANCH. MY STOMACH BECOMES THE FUCKING WORLD AS I AM OF THE NIGHT. ATHEISM ALMIGHTY, I FUCKING LOVE EATING SO MUCH!
>Dany is a mad cunt like the rest of her family
>Jon Snow is a gigantic whiny faggot
>Lannisters are degenerates
>Ramsay is le ebin psycho
>Ironborn are dumb savages
Who the fuck am I suppose to root for, /got/?
>>70603615
fukken lol'd
>>70603624
GET HYPE
>>70603498
Dany 2.0.
>>70603652
High Sparrow
>>70603652
The Night's King.
Cast her.
>>70603706
don't have to. that'll be emilia clarke by s7
>>70603706
she already plays Dany, m8
>>70602710
objectively correct
>>70603706
Dany body stunt
>>70603615
>takes a quick stab in stomach
>dies instantly
BRAVO D&D!
>inb4 it was a valyrian/dragonglass knife folded a billion times!
>>70603733
>>70603730
4chan does it again!
>>70603652
best girl
Why didn't she just roll jump into a moat full of water?
>>70603734
n o p e
who /targaryenrestoration/ here?
>>70603732
>CIA mick with throat cancer
>>70603756
If you can get ignore the smell
>>70603470
True tbqh
>>70603706
Dany once they replace Emilia for being too fat
>>70603639
10/10
>>70603706
Lady Manderly
>>70603756
Sweet girl anon, if you have the power, shoop this webm so she has the sweet girl face after she turns around.
You'd make my day.
>>70603652
>>70603693
>>70603695
>>70603732
AKA the Chaosh Crew
leaks please
>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.
>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.
>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.
>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”
>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
I tried
>>70603746
>Dorne are all Arabs, guys XD
Artist the Autist
>>70603770
STAND TALL BROTHER
Our time will come once more!
>>70603706
Casterly Rock
>>70602666
You know who else was dead? Jon Snow, The Hound, and that one dude with the eye patch.
>>70603839
most forced meme since army dog
>>70603826
PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N
>>70603770
GET HYPE
>>70603836
Saved
>tfw living deliciously
>>70602550
i love King Stannis
>>70603839
it is a good effort and a functional result brother good job
>Finally watching videos of this Preston guy
>Hearing theories like R+L = D and Tyrion Targaryen talked about with complete seriousness
I thought these were just jokes.
>>70603410
RIP
>>70603770
rightful rulers tbqh
>>70603814
i'm afraid my powers only work on still images
>>70603876
where is my preston?????
IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE EPISODE AND NO PRESTON
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE MY LIFE
FUCK GRRM AND HIS SALAD DRESSING
>stabbed on the boat that is in open sea
>didn't jump into water to survive the stab
was he retarded, /tv/?
>>70603915
That phil is not black.
>>70602666
THE DEADS KILLED THREE EYED PARROT
and whats now, faggot
http://www.strawpoll.me/10430391
http://www.strawpoll.me/10430391
http://www.strawpoll.me/10430391
how do i convince my parents that khaleesi a shit
>>70603923
He's a fucking joke. What's worse is that he unironically thinks he's smart because some far fetched conjecture and a rich imagination. Good thing GRRM basically told him to piss off and stop being an obsessive retard.
>>70603935
Damn, i might actually have to learn how to do that shit on my own.
I have a feeling that would be hilarious.
>>70603836
>with hunger in his voice
Literally laughed out loud.
I wonder how normies didn't come to the conclusion that Melly is a faceless man.
>>70603947
>Thinking I would pretend to be Black Philip
Don't even joke about it.
>>70603844
>that armor
Muh dick. Dany should equip her unsullied with something like that instead of that BDSM leather thing theyve got going on now.
>>70603844
>four legs
Are you *munch*ing me?
>>70603960
>no Stannis
kys
Why would someone jump into water before being stabbed?
>>70603942
>>70603876
Preston said it will take longer to make the video because he's flying back to Germany.
And it's gonna be the autistic roleplay one anyway.
>>70602550
>10/10 literally best king edition
ahem
>>70603103
Jesus fucking christ, the season is almost over and WE JUST GOT the scene with jamie and the blackfish, and blackfish didn't even say "you always disappoint, kingslayer". They should have kept the show moving along at an even pace but some parts are completely in winds of winter and some parts are still in AFFc, that's why it feels like we're watching two stories when we see Bran and down south, where winter still has not truly fucking come, remember when Sam finally got home? Looked picture perfect, all green.
>>70603942
By day he prays to the 7 in the sept. By night he prays to the old gods in the godswood. He prays for a sign in the salad dressing.
>>70604006
he has no armyand no head
Why didn't he just roll jump into a river full of cold water?
>>70603923
>I thought these were just jokes.
Preston disbelieved popular theories like Tyrion Targaryen and RLJ, which earned him the ire of reddit for being "too edgy" with his sci-fi and his RLD.
>>70604039
would still fight for;_;
>>70604043
river froze over
>>70603495
kek'd
>>70604028
>ahem
BOW YOU SHITS
>>70603860
The Hound is dead
>>70604095
B T F O
T
F
O
So, when's he coming back?
Got stabbed and jumped into the sea.
Why didn't he survive?
>>70604130
Euron?
>>70603964
The guy's pretty entertaining from what I've watched so far and I like that he's not insecure or afraid to say these highly speculative things and give support for them. To add, I understand that he doesn't back Tyrion Targaryen but I'm surprised anyone does.
>>70603923
>>70603964
Honestly, he's so convincing when he's speaking, but when he stops I just go 'nah'
If only there was a source of water nearby... Our glorious king would have survived by jumping into it :^(
>>70604130
Sadly his small boat didnt topple over, so he didnt survive the wounds.
>>70604130
He didn't fell into the sea
>>70604135
BIG
>>70604135
>>70604154
worst meyme this week
>>70604141
>he's not insecure
Autism is a great defence against social pressures
>>70604135
The height of the fall was massive and probably crushed all his bones and organs plus the waves would have smashed his corpse on the rocks below further tenderizing his cadaver
>>70604174
Sweet girl holds that title
Anyone have the dumb 'bed wetters' copypasta?
>>70604135
It's worth noting that Balon Greyjoy, winner of the war of the 5 kings, was the one king constantly surrounded by water.
And Gendry is the last known living Baratheon...also surrounded by water
>>70604169
>>70604169
NEW THREAD
>>70604169
>>70604169
NEW THREAD>>70604169
>>70604169
NEW THREAD
>>70603732
>>70603771
Head cannon says when Bane crashed the plane with no survivors CIA somehow got magically transported to Westeros. Using his wits, cunning and smarts he slowly clawed his way into power. One way or another he will be the big guy this time.
>>70602684
Can you just imagine the casting? Some old lady who has like 10 years to live at best is getting cast as Waif hidden ego just to get into GoT for 2.5 seconds. I wonder how does it feel to be on the brink of death and still become a world--known characer, even just for 10 seconds.
>>70604185
Sperg or no, it's fun to watch.
>>70602777
Checked m8
>>70602666
yeah, that`s why new episode called "No One"
:^)
>>70604219
hey fuck you i made that meme
>>70602874
king anus lmao xd
>>70603923
it feels so strange to see Donjon on an american board website, are you french ? Or is it famous outside of the best country of the world (france)
>>70605365
A really nice anon dumped the comic in my pic in a lol thread on /v/, pretty much all other posts stopped just to read it. It was a great storytime, made me go and dl the whole series.
The French get the best stuff.
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