SALTED PORK?

>>70602044
RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE!

>>70603808
THIS IS NO MINE

A MINE!!

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MAGGOTY BREAD?

Was Gimli the biggest quipper in LOTR?

>>70603808

>tfw you will never eat red meat off the bone and drink malt beer with the dwarves in Moria

GIMLIS PORK vs. ORCS MAGGOT BREAD
who wins?

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Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

I think Legolas's infinite arrows in LOTR is a bigger issue than his physics defying falling rubble running in the hobbit movie.

They have a CAVE troll.

>>70603941
Doesn't he have an enchanted, arrow-replenishing quiver?

>>70603972
Kek'd

IT'S THE DWARVES THAT GO SWIMMING

WITH LITTLE HAIRY WOMMMENNN

Okay, serious question. Where exactly is Peter Jacksons cammeo in The Two Towers? I could swear I saw him as one of the Wild Men (even a camera close-up and all) in the scene where Saruman rallies the Wild Men in front of Orthanc.

>>70603921
More

>>70604186
in the extended edition he throws a spear at the orcs as they come up the ramp to helms deep

>>70604186
He is the guy that yealls 'motherfucker!' when the niggers break the gate at Helms Deep.

So why did the big trolls die so easily?

>>70604301
They didn't fight so good.

>>70604301
the bigger the guy the harder the crash for you