D A M A G E D
He was always the shittiest one of the group
He drove really fast on a big empty road. WoW settles down there champ.
>dat heartagram worship
Fuck it was even pathetic back then
who earthrocker here
Give the guy a bwake he willy misses his best fwend
ITT: times you acted like Bam
>>70577806
>tfw no skatepark in Iceland
>>70577579
You don't have to be a musician to be an earthrocker
>>70577806
His friend was a piece of shit murderer and Bams well on his way to joining him.
when will he crash and burn just like dunn?
place your bets.
>>70578111
Holy shit, did he and Dunn suck each others dicks daily or something? Your fucking boyfriend dies and your whole life is over?
>>70576838
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
Yep that's me Skating icon and former heart throb Bam Margera. You're probably wondering just how I got here but to figure that out we need to go back to the morning of June 20th, 2011 when my best friend Dunn was about to make the biggest mistake of his life...
This guy is just fucking his shit up himself.
>>70578726
Pretty much, have you ever seen jackass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYZsuf-S0
WOOOOHOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALLwho autumn 2015 shitposting here
I thought earthrocker was some trailer to a reality tv show where he would unfuck his shit up. Guess the ride never ends.
>>70576838
>for absolutely no reason:
>colon ending a sentence
>>70579639
Its like this music was designed from the ground up to trigger me specifically.
Absolutely fucking harrowing
>>70579173
kek
What's the status on Ryan Dunn's memorial skatepark in Iceland?
thought that was vandal savage from LoT
WHATEVER WILL HE DO NEXT
>>70579639
Hair metal is fucking back yo
>>70579925
>tfw no Vandal Savage capekino
>>70579699
payback's a bitch motherfu-
>>70576838
HE'S BAM MARGERA
HE LOVES TO SKATE
HE ALSO LIKES TO GET HIS SHIT FUCKED UP A BIT
He built a whole career around that. I mean what do you expect?
>>70580186
KEK AND ROLL
KEK AND ROLL
IM
THE
KING
OF
KEK AND ROLL
>>70580186
"fat cuckold works better"
fat cuckold
far cuckold
Im the king of fuck cuckolds
>>70579911
I'm from Iceland, Reykjavik and i can confirm there is no skatepark in the making, also secret solstice festival is coming up I wonder if bam shows his face again here, the rapper who hit him is in emotional crisis right now some girl overdosed in his party after taking like 6 e-pills so both fuckers are mess, we should let them just killthemselves
>>70576838
>emily trainham
why are women so shallow?
>omg he looks kinda scary in this?!?!?! hahaha let's make fun of him
>>70580670
Paybacks a bitch, motherfu-
>>70579926
whatever the heck he wants
>>70577285
>HIM
>Turbonegro
What other shit bands does he "likes"?
>>70578111
how the fuck does this guy get that many likes
what's wrong with americans
>>70576838
this is a cool fucking pic desu
>>70580287
>FAT ROLL
Fix'd
>>70580852
my thoughts too family
his face looks great
Where's my skatepark?
>>70580814
Him was pretty cool though and so was his symbol
>>70577830
I didn't stop at the stop sign when turning right going out of the laundromat
>>70582211
serious? im not joking, that is quite bad ass.
One time I waited at a red light for 10 minutes but its sensor didnt pick up my bike so I just went into the oncoming traffic.had weed in my pocket and felt like such a fucking bad ass
bam was always that sissy who threw punches when he knew they wouldn't be reciprocated and in general he's a huge cuck not in the literal sense but in the he's an inept fuck boy snese
Who is the worst between Bam Margera and Jared Leto?
Yikes
Bam didn't deserve parents as cool as Phil and April
>>70576838
God this writing style is fucking awful
TMZ?
>>70576838
early 2000s skater pop punk goth culture was really cancer
glad these cunts never grew up and now are pathetic old losers
DUNN, I AM GOING TO FREAK
>>70580814
>hating on based turbonegro
i love bam
>>70577885
I don't know if you're serious my brother but there is one in Hafnafjörður.
I somehow have worse sunken in dark circles around my eyes than he does. What the fuck?
>>70584111
What is that shitty cutesy hot topic heart pentagram about?
>>70576838
I guarantee Dunn wouldn't be going full JUST over Bam. Guar-an-tee.
>>70584192
it basically means he sucks on uncut jewish cocks
>>70584192
that i worshipe him and villes cock
>>70584192
it's the symbol for HIM, finnish 'love metal' band, Bam's favorite band.
their side project did the theme music for Viva La Bam.
>>70577830
One time, when i was listening to CKY and A Perfect Circle, I skated on private property, the security guard told me I couldn't skate there but I didn't care
>>70584204
It's probably got as much to do with Dunn as it has with Bam being a member of the idle rich who never attempted to grow as a person and spends his whole life wallowing in his depressing, mediocre comfort zone
>>70584324
that sounds awful, i seriously feel like death if im not going to school or doing something productive
followed
>>70584204
Because Dunn wasn't a complete pussy while Bam was by far the biggest bitch of the Jackass/CKY crew.
>>70584394
I'm 100% the other way and being a productive member of society is slowly rotting away my insides.
Thinking of going innawoods.
>>70576880
This, he was the worst fucking one. I always loved the skits where they would fuck with him with snakes.
>>70584394
Yeah, I was a NEET for a year and by the end of it I was in full JUST mode. He hasn't even got the true stimulus necessary to propel him, since he can open his wallet when any discomfort comes his way.
>>70584509
If you're out surviving then you have to be more productive than ever...it's just the things you're doing are more 'real'. Sounds like it's more that you're unfulfilled by what you're doing now.
I want to be an Earth Rocker so fucking bad, but I can't play any instruments
>>70576880
Bam was cool when we are all thirteen year old shitheads with a "fuck the world we're skater punks" attitude. The older you get the more you realize how much of a fucking tool he was who got famous on the back of other talented people.
>>70576838
Bam is now the Joker in Suicide Squad. How much does mom freak?
>>70584542
>>70586533
The only time I ever laughed at a bam was when he was pranking his dad. Otherwise he was worthless.
>>70577950
>His friend was a piece of shit murderer
He's an idiot for drunk driving, but he's not a murderer. The guy that was with Ryan knew he was drunk, and yet he still rode with him. He's responsible for his own death. Any person with a brain knows it's a bad idea to ride with someone whose drunk.
>>70579854
It's a good song you generation Z numale.
