What could have happened during Eeyore's life to make him so unhappy? Poor guy...
>>70575310
Pooh happened
His house gets cucked every few days
>>70575310
Sexually abused between the ages of 7 months and 10 years old by his parents and their friends, according to an interview Milne gave on the BBC in the 60s.
Someone put a pink bow on his tail and how everyone calls him a girl.
>>70575310
on his 26th birthday he realized he still browsed 4chan and that he was trapped doing so forever.
>>70576263
>26
What a casual
>>70575473
There are interviews on big black cock?
>>70575421
This meme needs to fucking stop
No GF
>>70576451
Urh *short pause* you don't get to bring friends
his wife left him in the cuckshed
He found out about the iron grip which the international zionist conspirators have on the means of production and financial distribution, and then he realized that it will inevitably result in white genocide, or as goebbels put it "if the jews win this war then the earth will one day fly through the ether lifeless and abandoned" which makes eeyore quite sad to think about
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