I'M MIKE WOLFE
>>70570704
I'M MIKES FATHER WINSTON
I FIX PROBLEMS
Mr. Wolfe please stop rummaging through my garbage.
>>70570806
Do we have a problem?
>>70570858
Take it up with the union wop.
AND IM JAVERT
>>70570921
Is my help not appreciated?
>>70570704
AND I'M FRANK FRITZ
AND WE'RE SNICKERS
WE'LL BUY ANYTHING DANIELLE WILL MAKE US KEKS ON.
How much for this Oil can?
>>70572012
You watching Dave?
I GOTTA HAVE THIS SIGN IT'S AN AWESOME PIECE
>>70572054
>ywn cum on Danielle's chest tattoo
This is an AMAZING peice of Americana, really the pinnacle of industrial design, could easily be worth thousands!
.... I'll give you 20$ for it
I CAN'T DO MORE THAN 10 BUCKS ON THIS
>Bought: $10
>Appraised: $300
>>70572012
Ill go a quarter on it
>>70572185
>>70572163
This is bullshit they never buy anything for less than half it's worth. Usually the estimated profit is like 35%.
The show would be more interesting if they actually sold the shit they find.
>>70572228
I agree, their show is nothing like pawn stars. Probably the only reason I might watch it when its on.
>>70572012
About three fiddy
IM DANIELLE THICC
Honeybadgers.
>>70572373
>That ass
>>70572373
Holy shit Danielle looks like THAT?
WOW! LOOK AT THIS FRANK! ITS A RUSTED BOLT FROM A 1928 PANCRANK HARLEY FLAT HEAD I GOTTA HAVE IT. PEOPLE ARE NUTS FOR BOLTS. LOL
ILL GIVE YOU 5 DOLLARS, I GOTTA MAKE A PROFIT TOO. AND THROW IN THAT DENTED 1975 BUICK HUBCAP WHILE YOURE AT IT.
>>70572373
that just screams daddy issues
>>70570704
>>70571054
WE'RE GAY BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP IT LOW KEY SINCE MOST OF OUR VIEWERS LIVE IN FLYOVER COUNTRY.
>>70570704
This is actually one of the few programs I watch here in England these days. The locations are comfy and most the stuff they buy is pretty interesting.
>>70572373
Hot damn.
Can't imagine this show isn't staged to hell like most of the "history" channel
>>70572466
I have no issue with her calling me daddy
>>70572349
the fat one is a convicted con artist
>>70572466
talk to me anon
>>70572233
Somewhere behind the studio there is a giant pile of trash where they throw everything they buy. I would be supriced if they ever sold a single item.
>>70572537
wat
>thanks for coming, I head all about 'cha, lets see if we can make a deal
hey this old lamp thats been sitting in this barn for 50 years under this pile of garbage is cool, would you sell it for 50 bucks?
>nope.
huh...oh hey, this old dinner plate thats been sitting in this old cardboard box for 75 years is pretty cool, would ya be interested in selling it?
>nah.
Ok...hmm...hey this old sock thats been sitting under your barn in the crawl space and has a bunch of raccoon shit on it is kinda nifty old americana, would ya take 10 bucks for it?
>no.
>>70572476
but isn't Mike married with kids?
>>70572446
im dying
>>70572628
>hey I kinda like this old sign I found at the back of your trash shed. Can I buy it?
>let me phone my wife and ask her
>>70572600
They don't./ They have a storefront somewhere where they show some of the shit off, but it's a total bait and switch where they try to sell you other shittier things there
SIX
AND A HALF
CRAPPLES
>heard you fellers been lookin' in mah trash shed
*awkward pause*
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HOE DOWN MUSIC STARTS
SEND US THE COORDINATES
>>70572628
>even if we didn't get to buy anything, it was still really great to see all that cool old stuff
>its a Mike makes killer deals while Frank struggles to buy a broken piece of garbage episode.
>>70572446
>PEOPLE ARE NUTS FOR BOLTS.
fuck you
BREAK THE ICE
>>70573098
Thats the usual. He mocks Frank a lot too
I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS THIS STUFF AND DEFINITELY ISN'T GOING TO TELL YOU IT IS WORTH A LOWER AMOUNT BEFORE WE SHARE THE PROFITS WITH HIM
>>70572373
>>70572420
>>70572588
WEW LAD
thank god /tv/ exists
BUNDLIN
>>70570704
AND THIS IS MY SON
BIG HOSS
>>70572373
>>70572228
Hi Mike.
>>70570704
>tfw I find American/Canadian Pickers comfy as fuck to watch
What do you think Frank, like 150 bucks?
FRANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>70572588
how did she even get hired for this show? What was she doing beforehand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCA7LyDO1U
>>70570704
I’m Rick Harrison and THIS is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>>70572373
>>70572588
MORE
>>70574469
damn
>>70574469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NnXKH8eVhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh7lVUrvXX4
>>70570704
whats up with his little hobbit follower? Are they gay or something?
JARED STOP DRESSING LIKE A CHICANO
BOBBY!
BOBBY!
>>70572476
frank is the obvious bottom
>>70574978
Mike is pure Hollywood behind the cameras, and just loves being part of a TV show.
Frank is more reserved, often gets into arguments with Mike off camera and only does the show because of the business. He doesn't like the viewers to know how much profit comes from the picks they make.
>>70575436
Hes too small to be anything but
>>70572373
i heard she likes fat guys and frank fucked her
>>70576892
She's married to/dating the personification of the word hipster.
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>HAAAYYYYY
>>70574904
>15 seconds with the ass of Danielle Colby
all i need 2bh
>>70574590
>Item is valued at $10,000 by one of his expert buddies
>I've got a frame it, so I can only give you $3000
>>70570704
I SAW THAT OLD PIECE OF SHIT AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT
Man, I usually really like all these cheesy discovery/history channel shows (Pawn Stars, Gold Rush Alaska, Hardcore Pawn, Storage Wars, etc) but I just fucking hate this show. Mike is frankly a douche and Frank doesn't have the personality to be on TV. They also never really do or buy anything interesting. Show just outright sucks.
>>70570704
I met him once at a home show and he was a dick desu
>>70578566
i like it because its such a stupid shitty show
last ep i saw they bought a truck full of old shitty pots and i was just sitting there laughing the entire time
>>70578482
>Item is valued at 10,000, so if you buy it at let's say 9,000, if you you don't sell it in 1 year, with the depretiation and storage costs, plus advertising, management cost, etc.... You probably losing 3,000 at least.
ITT: Kids who don't know how business are run
>>70572373
>>70572588
Superiorest waifu incoming.
>>70578984
She literally makes my heart hurt.
Such a comfy show.
>>70578370
WE'RE FROM IOWA
WE BUY AND SELL STUFF
>>70578370
YOU TALKED TO DANIELLE ON THE PHONE?
>>70579875
HERE'S A LIST OF SOME OF THE STUFF WE BUY
>>70575391
HEY BO YOU GOT ABOUT 5 SECONDS BEFORE I DROP ANOTHER SHIT PUN
>>70575391
YOU JUST BEEN LICKED
How much you wanna bet the canadian pickers are picking things out each others asses?
WE'RE A COUPLEA CORN COBS FROM IOWA
>>70571054
this hairy greeks voice annoys me
always sounds like hes got too much moisture in there
>>70571054
I once saw Frank at a bar in Mankato, MN. He was trying to pick up some overweight college chick with no ass. He was basically force-feeding her shots of Rumpelminz and talking up how he was on the History Channel. At the same time, he didn't want to actually talk with anyone about picking, just the fact that he was on TV. I left the bar before I could see what happened with that girl, but I have the feeling she probably passed out at some point with Frank's hand down her pants.
He was kind of a jerk.
>>70580207
WE WANNA SEE WHAT KIND OF TREASURES ARE BURIED HERE
>>70572588
>>70572373
What's going on in this pic
Best thread on /tv/ right now
>>70580348
There is def something about him, for example every time he laughs at one of the 'customers' jokes or 'funny' comments it sounds slightly manic and clearly fake, the taller guy comes across as genuine though.
>>70570704
Good to be here Brolf
https://youtu.be/pC0ZPELAcPs?t=4s
hate this fucking dick
ooh ooh Americana!
drives a fucking Mercedes van
his little butt buddy not much better
and that chick, fuck what a piece of work
and forgot to add, he is fag
>>70580526
Mudkip
>>70573097
everytiem
>>70570704
>>70571054
>>70571097
WE'RE SEEING LOTS OF SMALLS BUT IF WE DON'T GET THAT BIG SCORE SOON, THIS TRIP IS A BUST
>>70580633
In the morning
WILL YOU DO $400 ON THE RUSTY BIKE FENDER?
nah, I can't let it go for that, it's sentimental.
>>70581474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZkiR35SHc
>>70574466
Stripping probably
>>70581521
I REALLY GOTTA GET THAT BIKE FENDER - IT'S JUST LAYING AROUND COLLECTING DUST. THE THING WOULD LOOK GREAT HANGING UP IN MY LIVING ROOM BACK HOME.
>>70581790
MOST PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT THIS WILL SEE A RUSTY OLD FENDER. I SEE A COFFEE TABLE.
Post more Danielle
>>70581996
JUICY
> ywn feel dat tongue in yr peehole
BATH TIME ANON!
THICCQUE
Who is Mike?
>>70578984
who is this mattress actress?
>>70582587
Steev Mike
>>70578984
CUTE
U
T
E
>ywn open her book
>>70581820
THERE'S A GREAT MARKET FOR RUSTY BARBERSHOP SEATS, NO WAY I'M PASSING UP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
>>70582661
she a legit cute
>>70582627
Rebecca, the book girl from Pawn Stars.
I'd open her like a vintage book.
>>70582726
MOST PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT THESE WILL SEE RUSTY BARBERSHOP SEATS. I SEE A COFFEE TABLE.
>>70582764
And intelligent as hell. I bet she's into bdsm.
>>70582376
>>70582482
>>70582547
>she will never peg you
>she will never lock you up in a chastity cage and ravage your BP
>ywn be her boywife
why live?
CALL IT CALL IT
(563) 265-3939
(563) 265-3939
(563) 265-3939
CALL IT AND GET DANIELLE ON THE LINE
TELL HER YOU HAS SUM SHIT SHE CAN PICK NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK SAY NO MORE
HNGGGG
LOL
>>70582942
What a beard
>>70582944
I don't get your post
Come on down to the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop, full of interesting and historical items from all over the country
HOW MUCH FOR THIS SIGN?
WELL YOU KNOW IT'S A LITTLE ROACHED HERE ILL DO A BUCK AND A QUARTER.
